24 Hour Service And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ >-->In The 'Shangy' News :) As some of you may have noticed, we no longer have the Slide Guestbook. It went off line and no longer is available so I found this other Guestbook and put it up in it's place. Not as nice but works OK. .-=":-=") |_.'|_.' /" /" : / / / .' .' : .-'-.---. / .--"""""--.. : .((((__ .\ ___.:-//\\\\\\-._ -. __..--'"` [.]-[.] \\_. ` `""--..__ ..---\ ___(/_ | /___ /---.. """",-/_...---'"`` \,_ /.- ``"'---..__\-,"""" " /"""'"'""""/ " \`'-.__.-' \___ aa/wkm "._________".' We got this comment recently on it from Judi: "You are very talented...God gave you this talent for a reason...I hope you are led to what that reason is! It's awful that there are so many bad AD's associated with this site, the provocative woman after the art work is seriously sad to follow such beauty...Be careful dear with who you associate yourself with...if this is of God you should be apart from the world for God's glory...not for your own." While I appreciated the nice praise, I don't like thinking others think I am selling God out for money. I have worked on and built this web site since 1997 and went 10 years without receiving so much as a penny for my labor. Money has never been my main concern with it. This also concerned me because I have set the preferences for all Google Ads on my web site to be filtered to not have Adult porn type ads, hate or violence ads, gambling or vises type ads. This is a Christian Family site and I didn't want any of those ads on there. With this in mind, I checked out a few of my pages. All the ads I got were Christian related or G. I do love Google ads because they are smart ads. They tend to give you ads that are related to the page you are on or to places that you have been on. They are targeted for your particular interests. Not like TV ads that target a handful of people but make everyone else watch them too. For example - Check this out. Go to my web page here... Unique Designer Shoes http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/shoes.html (PLEASE LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK And/Or Google+) Look at the ads before and after the pictures. Now pop on over to this web page... Kinkade - Painter Of Light http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kinkade.html (PLEASE LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK And/Or Google+) This is the page I think Judi was referring to since it was our last art page. Notice it has absolutely nothing to do with shoes but chances are, you will see at least one ad for shoes here. The reason is that Google has robots that track where you go on the internet so that they can display the most relevant ads to you according to your personal interests. All the big search engines and ad companies do this. There is no privacy on the internet. So, if you find 'bad ads' on the ShangralafamilyFun.com web site, it is because you or someone that shares your computer has gone to one or more of these 'bad' sites recently. Being in the repair business, we found that parents are often shocked to find that their child's web site activity has gotten them a virus and/or lots less hard drive space with their downloading of porn or adult type photos and videos. I would email Judi directly with this info, but she did not leave her email address. Hopefully this information with help all of you that are wondering why you are getting nasty 'bad ads' all the time especially from sites that appear to be good Christian sites. Now you know. :) -<>- >HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) We have a super hottie from our friend PatDeE. This one bowled me over! It must be where the Jolly Green Giant eats! Give this time to load and check it out here... _....----"""----...._ .-' o o o o '-. / o o o o \ / o o o o o \ _| o o o o o o |_ / `''-----.................-----''` \ \___________________________________/ \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/ jgs \ / `-._______________________.-' Germany's Waldgeist Restaurant! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/germanyr.html PLEASE LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK And/Or Google+ ... --- ...LOL! Absolutely had me stunned! Thanks PatDeE! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: The Ultimate Spam Hi, even though I use a man's name online, I'm really a collective of between 15 and 20 fabulously attractive young woman all of whom are seriously interested in fetish culture, modelling, and hot phone sex, we also give psychic readings, and have a sure fire method where you can earn between $15,000 and $900,000, no, make that $100,000 every week, all in the comfort of your own dirt laden hovel. ___________ |.---------.| This is a chain letter, if you @)___||_ ||_______ do not send it to at least {8*8888*888{______} spam ||_______> 45,000, no, make that 75,000 @) ||_________|| people at random, you will die `----)-(----` like in the next 5, no make that ____[=== o]___ 3 minutes. |::::::::::::::|\ ,;;;, jgs `-============-`() ()))))) ((((((( Although we really don't like phone sex, ))))))) because that's something which really .----'((((((('----. classy women who advertise on the internet (| ))))) |) don't do, we'd be willing to do it for you. 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How many (_,/\ \ times have you said to yourself, "I'd really love (`* *( ) to get ambiguous, unverifiable advice from a total ) \= ) ( stranger over the telephone, for only $97, no make (.--' '--.) that $142 every 5, no make that 3 milliseconds." / (_)^(_) \ We guarantee that if you are willing to believe | / \ / \ | what we tell you, your life will take a turn in a \\ / . \ // very surprising direction. \/\___/\/ | \_/ | And of course we have hundreds of opportunities to \ / / earn BIG BUCKS at home in your spare time, for no \/ / more of an investment than it would cost to purchase ( ( a Rolls Royce, no make that two Rolls Royces, because |\ \ our legal fees have gone way up due to those 84, no jgs | \ \ make that 111, fraud suits against us. /_Y/_Y If you are interested in any of these great opportunities call us at 1-800-IM-STUPID. That number, again is 1-800-IM-STUPID, no, make that 1-800-IM-INCREDIBLY-STUPID, and remember, mention your checking account number, and we'll throw in, absolutely free, 5 minutes of hot phone sex with a person claiming to be a woman. ============================================================ *-- More Bizarre April Holidays --* April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day April 17 is National Cheeseball Day April 18 is International Jugglers Day April 19 is Garlic Day April 20 is Look Alike Day April 21 is Kindergarten Day April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day ================================================================ >-->From Our Friend Bunni :) O _|_ ,_.-_' _ '_-._, \ (.)(.)(.) / _, `\_-===-_/` ,_ > |----"""""----| < `""`--/ _-@-\--`""` |===L_I===| \ / _\__|__/_ jgs `""""`""""` >Everybody Was Sure There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody would not do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done. ~unknown --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Bunni! ============================================================= >-->From Our Friend Brenda :) _.-"""""'. .;__ `\ / `\ | ;a/ a `'. _ | ,_ |/_ _) / .-.-. {(}`\ \.___, \.' | | '--''-.( \_ _ / \ / .-\_ _."-.... ;_ ` .-.-. _/ '--. \ | | ."\ _/\ , | \ / / \_.' /'./ ; ` \__.' '-./ ' / __/ `\ / .' ``""--..__\___/ / | | , | \ ';_ / \ \`'-...-' \ \ | __ \ \ /-----; '. .--\_.-"\ | \ jgs / |._______|\ \ \_____,__/ '.__| >Rose One morning I found a beautiful long-stemmed rose lying by the kitchen sink. Even though the flower was plastic, I was thinking how, after all the years we had been married, my husband could still make such a wonderful romantic gesture. Then I noticed a love note lying next to it. "Dear Sue," it read. "Don't touch the rose, I'm using the stem to unclog the drain." --- ...Oh brother! HaHa! Thanks Linda! -<>- .=@=. / \ | ^.^ | ( (_) ) whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! .-'---'-. / . . \ _/ /| , |\ \_ (__/{`"==="`}\__) /\_ _/\ _| /`"`\ |_ jgs ( \ / \ / ) \_/ \_/ Penny dropped in on her neighbor and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. "What's wrong?" she asked. The neighbor told her that she had "morning sickness." Surprised, the neighbor said, "I didn't even know you were pregnant again!" "I'm not," the harried young woman replied, "I'm just sick of mornings." --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Brenda! -<>- _______________________ |\_____________________/| || || || _ _ || || / ) / ) __ |_| || || / -|- / -- | || || `== `== ' || || _____ || ||______________#####__|| jgs |/_____________________\| Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven! An angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?! Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a stupid cat at home!!! --- ...TeeHee! Whoops! Thanks Brenda! -<>- ,;;;, ;;/'\;; .;;;. ( ^.^ ) ////\\\ \_-_/ ( '.' ) .--'-'--. \_-_/ / \ .-"-. / /| |\ \ / \ \ \| |/ ///| |\\ \ |_____| / \\| |// (| |) \|___|/ | T | | | | | | | T | | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs _[__|__]_ _[_|_]_ (____|____) (___|___) >Praying Boy Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD PLAYER..." The older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!" --- ...HaHa! Thanks Brenda! ============================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: >From Our Friend Johanna :) Map of religions in the US I thought Obama said USA is not a Christian Nation???? Almost fooled me!!! How long do we remain the "SILENT MAJORITY"???? This is great... this map gives you the percentage of Christians and all faiths in each state...Click on the following and see the different religions by state and elsewhere by holding cursor over a state. Now ask yourself, why are we allowing our government and special interest groups i.e. ACLU to take God out of culture and schools? We need to step up people!!!!!!!!!!! Send this all over the nation and the world!! Let them all see!!!!!!! Just click below. This is going to surprise you ! Religion Distribution Map - Interactive http://www.usatoday.com/news/graphics/pew-religion-08/flash.htm Quote: When the devil tries to remind you of your past, just turn around and remind him of his future. --- ...Awesome Map - Awesome Quote! Thanks Johanna! -<>- [Politics] >ALERT From AFA: If your child's school allows 'Day of Silence' propaganda, keep your child at home April 20 Let your school officials know that if they are going to allow social and political action in class, your child will not be there. The Day of Silence, which is sponsored by the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN), fast approaches. This year it will take place in most public schools on April 20. On this day, thousands of public high schools and increasing numbers of middle schools will allow students to remain silent throughout an entire day-even during instructional time-to promote GLSEN's socio-political goals and its controversial, unproven, and destructive theories on the nature and morality of homosexuality. Read The Rest http://tinyurl.com/892nnn2 -<>- >From ConservativeByte: Obama Kids get $48,000 - tax free! http://tinyurl.com/7sgnvkt -<>- >From The TeaPartyEconomist: Helping you to get through the economic mine field in one piece. The Green Police http://tinyurl.com/c4llxwx New Jersey State Pensions: $100,000 to $195,000 a Year http://tinyurl.com/cztlvqh -<>- >From PatriotUpdate: The Scandal That Could Sink Obama http://tinyurl.com/7p6dbj9 -<>- >From VisionToAmerica: Fed Considers Printing More Money due to Weak Job Numbers http://tinyurl.com/83sbqb3 -<>- >From BizarreNews: A Pennsylvania state trooper says an extremely drunk woman met him at the door wearing underpants and holding two yellow roses she wanted him to accept as part of her "cop fantasy" -- that's all before he charged her with drunken driving instead. Trooper Thomas Laskey went to a residence after a motorist reported they were following a car that had been driving erratically on Interstate 99. Laskey says 40-year-old Monica Barnhart answered the door and matched the description he had of the driver -- except that she had taken off her blue jeans and was wearing only underpants. Police say Barnhart eventually acknowledged driving the car and that her blood alcohol content was more than four times the legal limit for drivers. No word on whether he helper her fulfill her fantasy. *-- Naked drunks ride cart through car wash --* ABBOTSFORD, British Columbia - Three young, drunken and naked British Columbia men escaped charges and came out squeaky clean after riding a grocery cart through a car wash, police said. Police in Abbotsford were called after midnight Tuesday by neighbors who heard screaming coming from a drive-through, 24-hour car wash, the Vancouver Sun reported. Constable Ian MacDonald said when officers arrived, they found three 23-year-old inebriated men getting dressed. The trio told officers they had stripped and gotten into a shopping cart to ride through the car wash, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reported. "Not know- ing at this point whether they picked 'typhoon' or 'super typhoon' I'd suggest that either of those and the combin- ation of the brushes that would have come past them would be enough to definitely leave you with a little bit of a memory of what you had done the prior night," MacDonald said. Police issued warnings, but didn't charge the men. MacDonald told the CBC it was fortunate the trio hadn't selected a hot wax cycle. *-- Woman called 911 over 'nasty' burger --* ROCKWOOD, Tenn. - Police in Tennessee said a woman was arrested for abuse of the 911 system after twice calling the emergency number to complain about an eatery's "nasty" food. The criminal complaint filed March 29 in Roane County general Sessions Court said Donna Marie Nichols, 50, called 911 twice to report the food at a Hardee's restaurant in Rockwood "is no good," The Smoking Gun reported Thursday. "I only took a small bite out of the burger and it's nasty," Nichols told the 911 operator. She also told the operator she had previously called Hardee's and the restaurant offered to refund her money. Police responded to Nichols' location and she was taken to the county jail, where she was released Monday on $1,500 bail. *-- 102-year-old man still working as valet --* NEW YORK - A New York man marked his 102nd birthday surrounded by friends in the neighborhood where he has worked as a valet for 25 years. Joe Binder, valet at Mario's Restaurant on Arthur Avenue, said his long life might be a result of being "very nice to people" -- and not having any children may be "one of the reasons I've stayed stress-free," the New York Post reported Monday. "I still drive locally and I just renewed my license so I'm good until I turn 110 years old," Binder said. Binder, whose birthday was celebrated by his Arthur Avenue neighbors Sunday with a huge banner stretched across the street, said he was lucky to have made so many friends during his years working for Mario's. "Sometimes I think I'm dreaming when I think of how many people love and care for me here on Arthur Avenue," he said. Binder said his 48-year-old girlfriend helps keep him young. "There's no sex involved, just companionship," he said, listing dancing as one of their most frequent activities. *-- Man forgets granddaughter in car trunk --* DUSSELDORF, Germany - German police said a 72-year-old man who allowed his 9-year-old granddaughter to ride in the trunk of his car forgot she was there and went for a walk. The man told police his granddaughter had asked to ride in the trunk of his car on the way to Sorpe Lake in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia and when he arrived at the lake he was so distracted by the scenery that he forgot she was in the vehicle and went for a walk, The Local reported Tuesday. A police spokesman said passersby heard the girl pounding and calling for help from inside the trunk and summoned officers, who were able to open the trunk with the help of firefighters. The spokesman said the grand- father was "visibly affected by the whole situation" when he returned to the car and realized what had happened. The man was given a warning and promised not to let anyone ride in his trunk in the future. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _._ ///\\ //. .|\ //\_-_/\\ \/`'-'`\/ /_| |_\ \\___// /\) (/\ /_______\ |_|_| jgs (__/__) My little girl loves animals, but one day she was bitten by a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her pocket and told me what happened. Worried about rabies, I called our town humane society and was told that the animal would have to be examined, and they'd send someone for it. When the humane-society truck pulled up, a big man got out, put on a pair of gauntlets and took a capture stick and cage from the back of the truck. Trying not to laugh, I handed him a shoe box containing the mouse. "Lady," he said, seeing my expression, "they only told me it was a wild animal." [Thanks to Reader's Digest.] -<>- While working as a television news camerman, I arrived at an accident scene, and a cameraman from another station pulled up behind me. As I parked the news cruiser, I heard a policeman on the scanner using the radio phonetic alphabet to alert other officers. "Be aware that the Mike Echo Delta India Alpha has arrived," he said. I approached the officer, looked him in the eye and said, "You might be surprised to know that some of us in the Mike Echo Delta India Alpha can Sierra Papa Echo Lima Lima." -<>- _ _ / )%.===.%( \ | // ,,, \\ | \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) / /o o\ \ )( _ )( (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her." "Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her." "Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me." -<>- After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the trunk and trudged the distance in the sweltering sun. The attendant filled my two-gallon can, and I lugged it back and poured the gas into the tank. But when I tried to unlock the car door, it wouldn't open. Just then, I noticed an identical old car parked a short distance away. That was my car; I had filled a stranger's gas tank. Wearily I walked back to the station. "You know," the atten- dant suggested helpfully, "instead of walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can, you could put a couple of gallons in the tank and then drive the car here." [Thanks to Reader's Digest.] -<>- God made us sisters, Hearts made us friends. .--. /`\| / .;;.;;;;. '-.""""-./;;;;;;;;;\ / / \ \;;;;;;;;;;| / | \;;-;;;;;/`\ .' / | \ '| \()| ;. __'._/ | \__.\ _/;;`--/ } / '.-'`"""`'-._ \;;;-'\.' \ __\'-.__-' /`-' _.' \ ;\-_- //`''-'-._.-' | __|_'---'`-..______,.____.../__ |_.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._.._| __| || || || || || || || || || || | |\ | || || || || || || || || || || | \\ | || || || || || || || || || || | |\\|_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_||_| ||\|.---..---.--.---.--..--.---..-.| || ||jgs \ / / | || | || || || || \/_ / _|==||==| || || || | |`\ ( `-| '-| || || \ _\_/ '.__/\__/ || My sister, Sharon, and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. As I fidgeted in front of the mirror one evening before a date, I remarked, "I'm fat." "No, you're not," she scolded. "My hair is awful." "It's lovely." "I've never looked worse," I whined. "Yes, you have," she replied. -<>- A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. Back came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows." -<>- Few centuries ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fee. The student struck a deal saying 'I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court.' Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, student reminded the deal and pushed days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for them- selves. The teacher put forward his argument saying: "If I win this case, as per the court of law, student has to pay me. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money." Equally brilliant student argued back saying: "If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher. And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet. So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything!" This is one of law's greatest paradox. -<>- | |/ | ,,,,, ,+ /| / \ () | || \ C '\ /|_() || ) _| .'___/,,,// || .'=. (____E.' / / \ || | \)`-\ _F_.' \ c `\ || \ \ !'__/ ) _| || \ \,' / /`._( || |`. .' / \ \ || \ `-' | .-. | | \ E || >====[] | \ |__| | O OE || / |_/ | |___)| `.__j____ \|E || \_ | || __`.________ `. |""|\| \ |\ ||| \///_ _|__|_| \ __ | \ ||`""\\""""//"' \`. \ | |[__]| \ ||.---\\__//---. | | \____| ||__|/ / \|____________|\ |/ | | | / || || /| | | -----| |/------------||-||-/`| |----------| /| | || ||/`-|___| | /\| | || \\._ [____] h| /`.|____| || \\ `-/ '`._ j| `=.\____/ || \\__`-.____) w| ) '`--. _.-||-._ `""""""" | `='====' ,-' ' ` `-. | `-.________.-' | A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was done and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "It looks like your daddy forgot all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, sonny, we're gonna get us a free haircut!'" -<>- "Good afternoon, Landlord, a pint of Less if you please," said the old man. "Less? Never heard of it," replied the barman. "Oh, come now surely you have," he persisted. "No sorry, we certainly don't stock it. What is it anyway? Some foreign beer?" "Well I'm not sure," admitted the man. "It was the doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink less." ============================================================ >-->From AndyChaps: _________________ / _ /| / / / ####### // / /_/ ####### // KDDR / ______________ // ===============' Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied. "What's it for?" asked the first boy. "I don't know," the second boy answered. "I think you stand on it and it makes you mad." -<>- 24 Hour Service Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched this small Georgia town in which he was visiting until he found a sign which read: "Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service." After explaining his needs, he said, "I'll be back for my suit tomorrow." "Won't be ready til Saturday," replied the proprietor. "But I thought you had 24-hour service," the customer protested. "We do, son," the proprietor said reproachfully. "But we only work eight hours a day. Today's Thursday - eight hours today, eight hours Friday, eight on Saturday. That's 24-hour service." --------------------------------- A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it." A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!" ------------------------------ __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' Bonehead award one is a ''too dumb to be a criminal bonehead award'' and goes to Frank Green of San Antonio Texas who, when sentenced to seven years in jail, carried on about how seven was his unlucky number, pleading and begging the judge not to give him seven years. The judge gave him eight years instead. ------------------------------ Bonehead award two, also a ''too dumb to be a criminal bonehead award,'' goes to a bank robber in Evansville, Indiana who carefully went through all the precautions of sealing away his identity during a bank robbery until ... the very last second ... when jubilated by his success ... on his way out the door ... he jumped up and 'high fived' the window, leaving a hand print. Evansville Courier & Press (Evansville, Indiana) 3-Apr-01 ------------------------------ Bonehead award three goes a Boston juror who, it has been discovered, was part of a jury who found a man guilty, and who had at one point during the trial, sent out an Email to 900 people telling them how bored she was and stating, ''Just say he's guilty and let's get on with out lives.!'' They may have to have a retrial. Posted from Bonehead of the Day Awards ------------------------------ + (|) _____.___.|_|. | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || |/| . . . |','| ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- SIGN OF THE TIMES Seen outside a church in Florida: Count your blessings. Recounts are okay. ------------------------------ FITNESS I enjoy long walks, especially when they are taken by persons who annoy me. ------------------------------ . ____ ____ | / + \ || || /+ . \ | |o x.| =**= _ =**= | o x| | |____| || _( )_ || |____| | || /_____\ || | ______________//| |/__________________ |_______^________/ | + | /____^_____ . _U_ / |___| // _U_ | /_______________________________________// | /|\ |______________________________________|/ /|\ You Might be a Preacher if..... 1. You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living. 2. You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you were. 3. 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