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A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political
differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the
table. "You're lying!" he shouted.
"Of course I'm lying," the other said, "but hear me out."
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Top 10 ways to torment a telemarketer
10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you
asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog
just died...."
9. If they say they're John doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell
their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them
where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or
questions about their company for as long as necessary.
8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my gosh! Judy, how
have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of
pause as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you
from.
7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and
Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have
any friends.....would you be my friend?"
6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for
bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if
they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.
4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry
you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just
give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if
they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them
back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their
HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at
home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know
how I feel! " Say goodbye and hang up.
2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY because you want to write EVERY
WORD down.
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
February 9 is Clean out Your Computer Day
February 10 is Umbrella Day
February 11 is Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day and White T-Shirt Day
February 12 is Abraham Lincoln's Birthday and Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is Blame Someone Else Day [Obama Day]
February 14 is National Organ Donor Day and Valentine's Day
February 15 is National Gum Drop Day and Singles Awareness Day
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>Dental Reconstruction
During the year that my husband was undergoing expensive dental
reconstruction, he got to know everyone in the dentist's office.
A couple of staffers teased him about his garbled speech after he got a
mouth-numbing anesthetic.
He replied, "Well, it's hard to talk with $27,000 in your mouth."
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>Following Your Dream
Bumping into an old girlfriend, I invited her for coffee and told her
that I had given up accounting to take up writing.
"That's terrific!" she said, "I really admire a person who follows
their dream. Tell me, have you sold anything?"
"Sure have," I replied. "My house, my car, all my stocks and bonds...."
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>Late to School
A father told a friend how he had stopped his son from being late to
school.
"I bought him a car." he explained. "Now he has to get there early to
find a parking place."
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>Older Brains
Important New Information About the Brains of Older People
A new study of the brain activity of older people has just been
released. It turns out the brains of older people are slow because they
know so much. People do not decline mentally with age. Scientists
believe that it just takes them longer to recall facts because they
have more information in their brains. Much like a computer struggles
as the hard drive gets filled up, so too do humans take longer to
access information, it has been found.
Researchers say this slowing down is not the same as cognitive decline
which does affect some people. The human brain works slower in old age,
said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more
information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On
the contrary, they simply know more.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when
they arrive, they stand there wondering what they came for. Then they
exit the room only to return again, this time remembering what it was
they wanted. The study found that it is NOT a memory problem. It is
just nature's way of making older people get more exercise.
SO THERE!!!
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>Teaching is a Job
Many youngsters aren't even aware that teaching is a job. A teacher was
discussing after-school activities with her first graders.
"When I get home from work, I like to sew."
A boy looked surprised and said, "Where do you work?"
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At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies.
The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from
sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced
tension headaches.
I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases
of baby powder and several boxes of aspirin. As the man behind me in
the checkout line peered at my purchases, he laughed and exclaimed,
"Must be one big kid!"
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A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The
Star-Spangled Banner was sung before the start of each game.
Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before
Independence Day.
The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat
down, the little boy suddenly yelled out, "PLAY BALL!!!"
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Miss Hardy had been telling a class of small pupils the story of the
discovery of America by Columbus. She concluded enthusiastically, "And
all this happened more than 500 years ago."
"WOW!" exclaimed Steve, "What a memory you've got!"
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Bobby's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on
Bobby to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Bobby stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are
beautiful."
"Why thank you, Bobby," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the
direct object?"
"A good report card next month," he replied.
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Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year
Ken would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks
is fifty bucks'
One year Ken and Edna went to the fair and Ken said,
'Edna, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never
get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty
bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If
you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't
charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard..
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you
didn't. I'm impressed!'
Ken replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell
out, But you know, "Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
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Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. So, Joe
packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The
trouble is, the picnic site is, 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10
whole days to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone's whipped.
Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes
out the sodas and says, "Alright, Steve, gimme the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring the bottle opener," Steve says. 'I thought
you packed it."
Joe gets worried. He turns to Poncho. "Poncho, do you have
the bottle opener?"
Naturally, Poncho doesn't have it, so the turtles are stuck
ten miles away from home without soda. Joe & Steve beg
Poncho to turn back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses,
knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.
Somehow, after about two hours, the turtles manage to
convince Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand
turtles' graves that they won't touch the food. So, Poncho sets off
down the road, slow and steadily.
Twenty days pass, but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are hungry
and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes
and still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise. After three more days
pass without Poncho in sight, Steve starts getting restless.
"I NEED FOOD!" he says with a hint of dementia in his voice.
"NO!" Joe retorts. "We promised."
Five more days pass and the two are near starvation. Near death, the two
turtles weakly lift the lid to get a sandwich. As they open their mouths
to eat, Poncho pops out behind a rock, and says, "Just for that, I'm not
going!"
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A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her
arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies.
By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme
hurry and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman
remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home
before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out
there and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no
time.
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A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home
from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for
joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked
her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out
positive!!"
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My husband and I never had much money for our family of seven. At a
friend's wedding, my four-year-old daughter was sitting next to me
when the minister intoned, "Do you take this man for better or for
worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health?"
My daughter turned to me and whispered loudly, "You chose poorer,
didn't you, Mommy?"
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter,
haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
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A patient with two red ears went to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "What happened to your ears?"
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang-but instead of picking up the
phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief, "But, what happened to
your other ear?"
"The idiot called back."
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The doctor entered the waiting room.
"I have some good news for you, Mrs. Douglas."
"Pardon me," she interrupted, "but it's Miss."
"The doctor said, "I have some bad news for you,
Miss Douglas.
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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife. He
went to a psychiatrist to discuss the problem.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and gave him a
book on assertiveness. After finishing the book, the man went home,
stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my dinner, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," his wife answered.
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Two farmers where discussing who had the meanest dog. One who had a
very mean looking Doberman insisted that his was the meanest and that
it could lick any other dog in the county. The second just looked at
his mangy old yellow dog and said that he would wager his against any
dog in the country. Well after some animated discussion they finally
decided to let the dogs fight it out.
After a very short snarling match the old yellow dog leaps on the
Doberman and kills it outright. The first farmer was aghast. His dog
had been beating other dogs for years and had never had more than a
small scratch or two. He turns to the other farmer and asks,
"What kind of dog did you say that was?"
The first farmer replies, "Well before he lost his tail we called him a
Mountain Lion!
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>4 University Students
One night 4 university students were boozing till late night and didn't
Study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan.
They made themselves look as Dirty and weird as they could with grease
and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out
to a Wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst
and They had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no
Condition to appear for the test.
The dean was a just person so he said that you can have the re-test
After 3 days.
They said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the dean.
The dean said that this Was a special condition that all four were
required to sit in Separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
The Test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks:
"Mid semester coursework examination"
Instructions:
1. All questions are compulsory.
2. Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students
will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.
Questions:
Q 1. Write down your name----- (2 marks)
Q .2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you
attended----- (30 marks)
Q. 3. What type of a car burst a tire. ------ (20 marks)
Q. 4. Which tire burst ------- (28 marks)
Q. 5. Who was driving---------- (20 marks)
End Of Paper - GOOD LUCK !!!!!!!!!!
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>Church Service of the Future
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"
PASTOR: "Can we please turn on our tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone,
and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."
P-a-u-s-e......…
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God…"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e…
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and
debit cards ready."
"You can log on to the church wi-fi using the password 'Lord909887. ' "
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the
worshipers:
* Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to
computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
* Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
* Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to
transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the
smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...
* This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various
Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please
log in and don't miss out.
* Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.
Please don't miss out.
* You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and
prayers.
* God bless you and have a wonderful week !
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>Bank of America
Obama walks into the Bank of America
Obama:
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he
approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please
cash this check for me?"
Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the
United States of AMERICA!"
Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and
monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and
requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist
on seeing ID."
Obama:
"Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must
follow them."
Obama:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check."
Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day,
Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger
Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across
the bank into a cup. With that we knew him to be Tiger Woods and
cashed his check.
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his
tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball
landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
"So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and
only you, as the President of the United States?"
Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says,
"Honestly, my mind is a total blank... there is nothing that comes
to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no
idea what to do and I don't have a clue".
Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?
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...LMAO! Great Ones! Thanks LouiseA!
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A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her
7 year old son.
She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her.
After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she
looked at her speedometer to see she was doing 15 miles over the speed
limit.
Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that
soon left her behind.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car. As he
did he said, “Ma’am do you know why I pulled you over?”
Her son piped up from the back seat, “I do… because you couldn’t catch
the other cars!”
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...HaHa! Thanks Geniann!
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A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they
hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than
ten Isis fighters". The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men
over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out: "One Marine is better than one hundred
Isis 'S.O.B.'s'". Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100
troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, again silence.
The voice calls out again: "One Marine is better than a thousand Isis
fighters." The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends
them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades,
rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought ...
then silence.
Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune
and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men
... it's a trap. There's two of them."
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...LMAO! A Good One and so true! Thanks Geniann!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
An idiot in Seattle narrowly avoided strengthening the gene
pool when he survived being stuck head-first down a chute
attached to a railroad car for 18 hours.
Emergency crews responded to the scene after receiving 911
calls from people who heard someone yelling for help, said
the Seattle Fire Department.
"We don't see these very often," spokesman Kyle Moore said.
"Apparently overnight he had crawled into a hole in a void
space of the car and slid head-first at a 45 degree angle
down this little chute and was stuck. He could not move, and
he was stuck in this very small confined space."
"If he actually successfully made it through the small hole
at the end he would have just been underneath the train car,"
he said.
Firefighters were able to rescue the man by pulling him out
by his feet. It was unclear why the man crawled into the
chute.
The man was very stiff by the time firefighters got him out,
but appeared not to have suffered any serious physical injury.
Any preexisting brain damage is subject to speculation.
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What did you serve at your Super Bowl party? Pizzas? Hot
wings? Italian sausage? Amateur. This Florida man served
gator tail at his tailgate Super Bowl party. The only
problem is he didn't have a license to kill the reptiles.
30-year-old Richard Nixie chose the wrong menu item for
a Super Bowl meal when he decided to kill five small
alligators for a gator tail dinner, Florida Fish and
Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said.
Nixie was arrested and charged with possession and taking
alligators without a proper tag.
According to a report from the wildlife commission, Nixie
caught five small alligators -- less than 5 feet in length.
Nixie admitted trapping the alligators and then cutting
off their tails for "Super Bowl Dinner" at his home the
report states.
Nixie was released after posting $500 bail but will have
to appear before a judge. All in all a small price to pay
for an epic Super Bowl dinner. A small price for him, any-
way.
The alligators had a somewhat greater commitment.
*-- Texas boy suspended for 'Hobbit' ring threat --*
KERMIT, Texas (UPI) - A Texan boy's fascination with
The Hobbit has gotten him in trouble with school
officials. Jason Steward, of Kermit, Texas, said it's
"unbelievable" that his 9-year-old son was suspended
from school for threatening to make another student
disappear. Steward's son, Aiden, recently brought a
ring to Kermit Elementary School after seeing The
Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies, in which Bilbo
Baggins carries a magic invisibility ring. Jason told
the Odessa American that the school suspended Aiden
when he said he could make a classmate invisible with
the ring. "I assure you my son lacks the magical powers
necessary to threaten his friend's existence," Jason
told the school in an email. "If he did, I'm sure he'd
bring him right back." Kermit Elementary School Principal
Roxanne Greer said she could not discuss the incident
because student affairs are "confidential."
*-- Police: Drug dealer dialed wrong number, got detective --*
ALBUQUERQUE (UPI) - Police in New Mexico said they
arrested a woman who dialed the wrong number and offered
to sell drugs to the wrong person -- a police detective.
Albuquerque police said Renea Lucero, 30, apparently
dialed the wrong number Wednesday afternoon when she
called a police detective and asked if he was interested
in buying any cocaine or heroin. The detective, who was
familiar with Lucero from a previous case, arranged to
meet Lucero at a location in the city to purchase drugs.
Police said the detective called for backup, and officers
met with Lucero, who was observed removing heroin from
her bra and handing it off to Luciano Navarro, her driver.
Navarro sold the heroin to the undercover detective for
$30, police said. Lucero, Navarro and another woman who
was in the car were arrested, police said. Lucero
allegedly admitted to officers that she had accidentally
called the detective, thinking it was the phone number
of her boyfriend's friend. She said she was trying to
raise gas money for a trip to Los Lunas. Jail records
show Lucero was released from custody Thursday.
*-- Comcast bill names customer as "Super B----" --*
ADDISON, Ill. (UPI) - An Illinois woman said she was
shocked and outraged to discover her Comcast cable TV
bill referred to her as "Super [expletive]," using a
word for a female dog. Mary Bauer, 63, of Addison, said
she had been having trouble with her Comcast TV service
and she needed to have 39 visits from technicians between
November 2013 and April 2014. Bauer said four months went
by without her receiving a paper bill in the mail, and
when one finally arrived in the mail Wednesday it was
addressed to "Super B---- Bauer." "This is a disgrace to
me. Why are they doing this to me? I pay my bills. I do
not deserve this," Bauer told WGN-TV. Comcast said the
bill is under investigation and officials plan to contact
Bauer for further information. The incident comes after
Washington state resident Ricardo Brown received a Comcast
bill addressed to "[Expletive] Brown," using a profanity
in the place of the customer's first name. Comcast issued
an apology to Brown and his wife.
*-- Inmate who walked out of North Carolina prison recaptured --*
BOLIVIA, N.C. (UPI) - Authorities in North Carolina said
they have re-arrested a prison inmate who escaped from the
facility by putting on a coat and walking out the front
door. The Brunswick County Sheriff's Office said William
Earl Hewett was found hiding in a camper on his family's
property Tuesday morning, five days after his escape
from the Brunswick County prison. Hewett escaped from
the prison Thursday by donning a coat and posing as his
brother, Curtis Hewett, who was due to be released that
day, the sheriff's office said. Security camera footage
from the incident shows Hewett walk through a metal
detector before being pursued by a jailor. Footage taken
outside the facility shows Hewett shed the coat and
outrun the jail worker to make his escape. Hewett was
charged with escaping from a county or municipal facility.
He was also served outstanding warrants on charges of
burning property and property damage. Hewett was ordered
held in lieu of $3 million bond. The sheriff's office said
five others, including Hewett's mother, stepfather and
girlfriend, were arrested on allegations of helping to
hide the suspect from authorities. Curtis Hewett is also
facing charges for helping his brother escape. Brunswick
County Sheriff John Ingram blamed "human error" for
Hewett's escape and said one person has been fired as a
result of the probe, which is ongoing.
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>O x y m o r o n s
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
When we are already there?
10.Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11.Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12.Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13.Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14.Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15.Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16.If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17.If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19.If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20.Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21.Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
When you know the batteries are dead?
22.Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24.Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26.Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only have one?
27.Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front
Of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
I dunno, why do we?
...Got Me!
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>MOVIE QUIZ............
Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till
you have done the math!
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18
movies you would enjoy the most.
It really works! ..... for MOST of us
Movie Test:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer
together to find your predicted favorite movie
in the list of 17 movies below
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Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama farewell speech of 2015
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now, ain't that something..?
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>Moses
"Excuse me, Sir."
"Is that you again, Moses?"
"I'm afraid it is, Sir."
"What is it this time, Moses; more computer problems?"
"How did you guess?"
"I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?"
"Oh, yes; I forgot."
"Tell me what you want, Moses."
"But you already know, Sir. Remember?"
"Moses!"
"Sorry, Sir."
"Well, go ahead, Moses; spit it out."
"Well, I have a question, Sir. You know those ten
'things' you sent Me via e-mail?"
"You mean the Ten Commandments, Moses?"
"That's it. I was wondering if they are important."
"What do you mean 'if they are important,' Moses?
Of course, they Are important. Otherwise, I would not
have sent them to you."
"Well, sorry, Sir, but I lost them. I could say the dog
ate them; But, of course, you would see right through that."
"What do you mean you 'lost them'? Are you trying to tell
me you Didn't save them, Moses?"
"No, Sir; I forgot."
"You should always save, Moses."
"Yes, I know. You told me that before. I was going to save
them, But I forgot. I did forward them to some people before
I lost them Though."
"And did you hear back from any of them?"
"You already know I did. There was the one guy who said he never
Uses 'shalt not.' May he change the words a little bit?"
"Yes, Moses, as long as he does not change the meaning."
"And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little
harsh, and recommended calling them the 'Ten Suggestions,' or
letting People pick one or two to try for a while?"
"Moses, I will act as if I did not hear that."
"I think that means 'no.' Well, what about the guy who said
I was Scamming him?"
"I think the term is 'spamming,' Moses."
"Oh, yes. I E-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat
that Stuff, and I have no idea how you can send it to someone
through a Computer."
"And what did he say?"
"You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't
think he might have sent me one of those -- err -- plagues, and
that's the reason I lost those ten 'things', do you?"
"They are not plagues; they are called 'viruses,' Moses."
"Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we go
back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out
and reading them each day, but at least I never lost them."
"We will do it the new way, Moses; using computers!!"
"I was afraid you would say that, Sir."
"Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?"
"You told me to hold up this rat and point it toward the computer."
"It's a mouse, Moses, not a rat. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?"
"No, I decided to try calling technical support first. After all,
who knows more about this stuff than you? And I really like your
hours. By the way, Sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?"
"No, Moses."
"One other thing. Why did you not name them 'frogs' instead of
'mice,' because did you not tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?"
"I did not name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a frog
if you want to."
"Oh, that explains it. I bet some woman told Adam to call it a
mouse. after all, was it not a woman who named one of the computers
'Apple?'"
"Say good night, Moses."
"Wait a minute, Sir. I am pointing the mouse, and it seems to be
working. Yes, a couple of the ten 'things' have come back."
"Which ones are they, Moses?"
"Let me see.
'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image' and 'Thou shalt not
uncover Thy neighbor's wife.'"
"Turn the computer off, Moses.
I'm sending you another set of stone tablets."
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As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent
trend towards legislation which requires the prominent
placing of warnings on products that present hazards to
the general public. Yet we must also offer the cautionary
thought that such warnings, however well-intentioned,
merely scratch the surface of what is really necessary in
this important area. This is especially true in light of
the findings of 20th century physics.
We therefore propose that the following list of warnings
appears on every product offered for sale in the United
States.
WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy
Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of
Weight.
HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Contains Minute
Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in
Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per Hour.
CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle,"
It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same
Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast
It Is Moving. (Note: This one is optional on the grounds
that Heisenburg was never quite sure that his principle
was correct)
ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance
That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Product
May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and
Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including
Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be
Responsible for Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.
ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents
Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality,
This Product Consists Of 99.999999999% Empty Space.
PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That
When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product,
It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and
Undetermined State.
HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This
Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent
on Its Velocity Relative to the User.
-<>-
Working as a court reporter, I hear to a lot of testimony
that you won't hear on LAW AND ORDER, including the
following give-and-take between the judge and a mother
during a paternity suit.
Judge: "Was the child born out of wedlock?"
Mother: "No, sir, just outside of Louisville."
-<>-
The day I started my construction job, I was in the office
filling out an employee form when I came to the section that
asked: Single____, Married____, Divorced____.
I marked single. Glancing at the man next to me, who was
also filling out his form, I noticed he hadn't marked any
of the blanks. Instead he had written, 'Yes, in that order.'
-<>-
A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into
a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room
might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went
immediately to eat.
After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and
realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back
to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry
Davis, could you please tell me what room I am in?"
"Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby."
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I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was very upset
when the doctor hold me I needed a tonsillectomy. Later, the
nurse and I were filling out an admission form. I tried to
respond to the questions, but I was so nervous I couldn't
speak.
The nurse patted my hand and said, "Don't worry. This medical
problem can easily be fixed, and it's not a dangerous
procedure."
"You're right. I'm being silly," I said, "Please continue."
"Good," the nurse went on, "Now, do you have a living will?"
-<>-
A student at our high school a few years back, having had
his fill with drawing graph after graph in senior high math
class, told his teacher, "I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and
I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the
line!"
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>-->Valentine's Day Smiles And Groaners:
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm stuck on you!
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: I love you a ton!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!
Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're purrr-fect for me!
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: "I love you with all my art!"
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I dot my i's on you!
Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
A: Owl be yours!
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: I love you a whole watt!
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Blink Of An Eye
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eye.html
Advice For New Year
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/newyear.html
Deer Hunter Story - GRAPHIC-
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/deerhunter.html
Playboy Bunny Calendar
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/calendar.html
Humor In Politics 6
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/politics6.html
Playing With Food 3
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/food3.html
Amazing Stairways
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/stairs.html
Chevy Selling It
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chevysi.html
Darvaza - Door To Hell
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/darvaza.html
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>Valentine's Day Links:
That's God!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thatsgod.html
Best Friends!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/poems/bestfriends.html
Friendship!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/friendship.html
I Believe...
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/believe.html
God's Little Love Notes
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/notes.html
Love Thoughts
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/love.html
Love Story
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lovestory.html
Love Test
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lovetest.html
What Is Love 1
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wlove1.html
What Is Love 2
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wlove2.html
What Is Love 3
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wlove3.html
Would You Care?
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/care.html
Jesus Laughing Art
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/Jesusart.html
Akiane Child Prodigy
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/prodigy.html
Akiane Thru The Years
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/prodigy2.html
Australian Cockatoo Story
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/cockatoos.html
Kisses Sweeter Than Honey
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kisses.html
Tale Of Two Swallows
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/swallows.html
Wild Kisses And Snuggles
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wildkisses.html
Valentine Animations:
Care Bears
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs.html
Hearts
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs_f-j.html
Love
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs_k-o.html
Valentine:
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs_u-z.html
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>From Our Friend Linda :)
Cute Bear!
http://www.wimp.com/awesomebear/
Amazing Cruise Ship Engineering, Germany
A cruise ship is cut in half, then stretched 99 Feet
at the Blohm+Voss Shipyards, Hamburg, Germany
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/cruishalcut2
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...Awesome! Thanks Linda!
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>From Our Friend Karen :)
The Ocean As You Have Never Seen it!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/mcbHKAWIk3I
One World Trade Center Under Construction
http://tinyurl.com/lvbscvg
Jack Webb Schools Obama on Democracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRYAqekvj4I
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...What A Hoot! Thanks Karen!
>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
The difference between dogs and cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8nYgnE93Y&feature=player_detailpage
We can't go back, but it sure would be nice for just a day or maybe a
week! These are forty-eight years of Norman Rockwell's famous painting
of "People's Expressions"--- if these paintings don't give you one of
the greatest emotional trips you've had in the past few years, I would
be very surprised. Just sit back, reminisce and enjoy.
http://tinyurl.com/cd3lug8
You gotta see these - 3 Tricks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DbaeaFCAbU&feature=player_embedded
Terra Sacra Time Lapses - Sacred Earth Around the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKVfD8CgSA&feature=player_embedded
Q-Line SafeGuard Shelving System
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pYqquG27pg&feature=youtu.be
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...Wow! I love these hidden things! Thanks LouiseA!
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>From Our Friend PatDeE :)
Everyone was astounded at the sudden end of World War II. This is an
unbelievable set of photos - the REAL thing - pix from Tinian Island
as the B-29 "Enola Gay" was being loaded.
Notice the "Top Secret" stamp on some of the photos. In the last few
pix notice the CRUDE sheet metal work on the casing and fins of "Little
Boy" - the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima.
http://www.alternatewars.com/Bomb_Loading/Bomb_Guide.htm
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...Wow! Thanks PatDeE!
-<>-
>From Our Friend Melody :)
Colors
http://www.greatdanepro.com/Just%20Colors/index.htm
Mediterranean Shipwrecks on Vimeo
http://vimeo.com/10436374
12-Year-Old With Down Syndrome Shuts Down Statistics
http://tinyurl.com/q2zhgcr
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...Sweet! Thanks Melody!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"Did you know that today is National Weatherpersons Day? And
for National Weatherpersons Day, everything I say tonight
will be half wrong." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Earlier today I read that drinking whiskey can cure a cold.
You know, I was fighting a cold last night until 4 a.m."
-Dave Letterman
"Scientists have discovered that a 5,000-year-old mummy is
covered with at least 60 tattoos. Scientists are calling him
the earliest known member of the NBA." -Conan O'Brien
"According to a new study, 1 in 3 children in the United
States have divorced parents. While the other two-thirds
are the only reason their parents are staying together."
-Seth Meyers
"Staples has agreed to buy Office Depot for $6 billion. The
funny thing is they just popped in there to buy envelopes
and then they just got carried away." -Conan O'Brien
"Last weekend a Washington, D.C., couple allegedly left
their toddlers in a freezing car for an hour while they
were at a wine tasting. The couple has been described
as neglectful with notes of endangerment and a lazy
reprehensible finish." -Seth Meyers
"Harper Lee, the author of 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' is
publishing her second novel after a 55-year hiatus. This
one is called 'Mock 2: Mock Harder.'" -Conan O'Brien
"Kim Kardashian said during a Q & A yesterday that she'd
like to take a selfie with Jesus. Though I think most
people would say that Jesus has suffered enough."
-Seth Meyers
"Yesterday Obama presented a $4 trillion budget that he
says would help the middle class. Then the middle class
said, 'You know what? How about you just give us the
$4 trillion? We'll figure out what to do with it.'"
-Jimmy Fallon
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