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Thank You! :) ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: _____ .---...-. ,' -. `. ,' _____...' / - _ - \ : .' _ _ \\ : ' _)' : | :-(_).(_):: (_ ;) | | -' || \ _ / ; | _ || `..___..' `-'..____.'`' ;._: _; :_ / \ SSt ,' `' `. SSt "It's time to see how clearly you can think," the teacher said to his class. "Now, listen carefully, and think about what I'm saying. I'm thinking of a person who has the same mother and father as I have. But this person is not my brother and not my sister. Who is it?" The kids in the class furrowed their brows, scratched their heads, and otherwise showed how hard they were thinking. But no one came up with the right answer. When everyone in the class had given up, the teacher announced, "The person is me." Little Jeffrey beamed at learning the answer. "That's a good one," he said to himself. "I'll have to try that on Mom and Dad." At dinner that night, little Jeffrey repeated the riddle to his parents. "I'm thinking of a person who has the same mother and father as I have," he said. "But this person isn't my brother and isn't my sister. Who is it?" His parents furrowed their brows, scratched their heads, and otherwise pretended that they were thinking hard. Then they both said, "I give up. Who is it?" "It's my teacher!" Jeffrey said. -<>- >Things to ponder Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? If you tell someone they are being judgemental aren't you being judgemental yourself? Why do they call it a 'running back' when he is running forward? Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place? Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill? If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ July 1 is Canada Day / Dominion Day, Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day, International Chicken Wing Day, International Joke Day, and National Postal Worker Day July 2 is I Forgot Day and World UFO Day July 3 is Compliment Your Mirror Day, Disobedience Day, Eat Beans Day and Stay out of the Sun Day July 4 is Independence Day (U.S.), National Country Music Day, and Sidewalk Egg Frying Day July 5 is National Apple Turnover Day, National Bikini Day and Work-a-holics Day July 6 is International Kissing Day, International Cherry Pit Spitting Day and National Fried Chicken Day July 7 is Build A Scarecrow Day, Chocolate Day and National Strawberry Sundae Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: .==================================================================. || ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) || |'================================================================'| || || || || || || || || || || || || || .::::. || || .::::::::. || || ::::::::::: || || ':::::::::::.. || || :::::::::::::::' || || ':::::::::::. || || .::::::::::::::' || || .:::::::::::... || || ::::::::::::::'' || || .:::. 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The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference when we try to find something right away. My favorite was done by one guy who attached this sticker to a box - obviously not knowing how to spell the best one word description: "Animals you hit with a stick at a Mexican party." -<>- >Well Done John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment." -<>- >Speeding Judges Two judges, both from small counties, got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case. The first judge took the bench while the second stood at the defendant's table, and admitted his guilt. The sentencing judge immediately suspended both the fine and costs. They switched places. The second judge admitted that he was speeding, too. Thereupon the first judge immediately fined him $250 and ordered him to pay court costs. The second judge was furious. "I suspended your fine and costs, but you threw the book at me!" he fumed. The first judge looked at him and replied, "This is the second such case we've had in here today. Someone has to get tough about all this speeding!" -<>- >Stolen License Plate When my wife and I were vacationing in the eastern part of our state, our car's license plate was stolen. We planned to go to a local office for a replacement, but then we discovered that our registration had expired. The new one was at home in a pile of mail. After much thought, we came up with a solution. Taping a sign over the empty license plate space on the rear of the vehicle, we made the eight-hour trip home safely. Not a single state trooper stopped us, but many passing motorists took great pains to honk and wave at us. Our sign read "Just Married!" -<>- >Things You Wish You Would Hear From your auto mechanic: "That part is much less expensive than I thought." "I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do." "You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street." "It was just a loose wire - No charge." From a store clerk: "The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper." "We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one, or give you a complete refund - whichever you prefer." From a contractor: "Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing." "I think I came in a little high on that estimate." From a dentist: "I think you're flossing too much." "I won't ask any questions until I take the pick out of your mouth." From a restaurant server: "I think it's presumptuous for a waiter to volunteer his name, but since you ask, it's Tim." "I was slow and inattentive. I cannot accept any tip." From a telemarketing person: "I'm sorry, did I reach you at a bad time? Here's my number...just call me back if you would like to hear my sales pitch." "I understand that you are not interested. Thank you for your time." "Click" (Them hanging up) From your boss: "You look tired today. Take the rest of the day off." "The company offered me a 25% raise, but I told them that you deserved it more than I do." From your teacher/professor: "Homework is unproductive and too time consuming." "I do not like teaching assistants, so I will be available at all times to answer your questions." From a tech support technician: "Just press the space bar and everything will be fine." From your doctor: "You are in better shape than someone half your age!" "This is such an interesting case, I'll treat you for free just for the learning experience." "Take this pill once a month and you'll be at your perfect weight without exercise or changing your diet." From a telephone answering system: "If you would like to speak to a human being, press one." From a clothing salesperson: No, that looks too big. Let's try a smaller size." From the IRS: "We mad a mistake. You only received half of what your tax return should have been." ========================================================= .''. .''. *''* :_\/_: . :_\/_: . .:.*_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'. .''.: /\ : _\(/_ ':'* /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=- :_\/_:'.:::. /)\*''* .|.* '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.' : /\ : ::::: '*_\/_* | | -= o =- /)\ ' * '..' ':::' * /\ * |'| .'/.\'. '._____ * __*..* | | : |. |' .---"| _* .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| | .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || | |' | |. | || | | | | || | ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____ jgs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >-->SMILES For A Happy 4th of July Independence Day! :) Q: What’s red, white, blue and a little green? A: Uncle Sam when he’s sea sick. Q: What was the craziest Revolutionary War battle? A: The Battle of Bonkers Hill. Q: What do you eat on the 5th of July? A: Independence Day old macaroni salad. Q: How do Americans spend 4th of July weekend? A: Stuck in traffic. Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists really want? A: Liberty. Q: What’s the difference between Donald Duck and George Washington? A: Donald Duck has a bill on his face while Washington has his face on a bill. Q: What quacks, has a bill and shouldn’t be trusted? A: Beneduck Arnold. Q: How is a person who never gets sick like the United States of America? A: They both have great constitutions. Q: Why shouldn’t there be knock-knock jokes on the 4th of July? A: Because freedom rings. Q: What’s red, white, black and blue? A: Uncle Sam after a boxing match. Q: Where did George Washington buy his infamous hatchet? A: At a chopping mall. Q: What do you get if you cross a patriotic American with a small curly-haired dog? A: Yankee Poodle. Q: Who was the funniest person in George Washington’s army? A: Laugh-ayette. Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: Right at the bottom of the page. Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? A: Because she can’t sit down. Q: Which American colonists told the most riddles? A: Puns-ylvanians. Q: What gives birds certain inalienable rights? A: The Ducklaration of Independence. Q: What did the American flag say to the other flag? A: Nothing, it just waved. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ,%&& %&& % ,%&%& %&%& %& %& %&% &%&% % &% % &%% %&% &% %&%&, &%&% %&%& %& &%& % %%& %&%& %&%&% %&%%& &%&% %&% % %& &% %%& && %&% %&%& %&% %&%' '%&% %&% %&&%&%%'% % %& %& %&% &%% `\%%.' /`%&' | | /`-._ _\\/ |, |_ / `-._ ..--~`_ |; |_`\_ / ,\\.~` `-._ - ^ |;: |/^}__..-,@ .~` ~ `o ~ |;: |(____.-' '. ~ - ` ~ |;: | \ / `\ //. - ^ ~ |;: |\ /' /\_\_ ~. _ ~ - //- jgs\\/;: \'--' `---` `\\//-\\/// >SMILES Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" ---------- I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was very upset when the doctor told me I needed a tonsillectomy. Later, the nurse and I were filling out an admission form. I tried to respond to the questions, but I was so nervous I couldn't speak. The nurse patted my hand and said, "Don't worry. This medical problem can easily be fixed, and it's not a dangerous procedure." "You're right. I'm being silly," I said, "Please continue." "Good," the nurse went on, "Now, do you have a living will?" ---------- A young lad was spending the day with his 93-year-old grandpa, a retired ranch hand, and they had gone fishing. While setting on the river bank the young fellow asked him, "Gramps, you've lived a long time. What's your secret? "Gramps: I've not told a living soul till now but it's gun powder. Grandson: Gun powder: Gramps: Yep. just sprinkle a little on my breakfast every morning. Well, the young man thought that was about the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard but since it had seemed to work for his granddad, he thought he'd try it. So, every day throughout his long life he seasoned his breakfast with gun powder. When he died at 111 he left 14 children, 37 grandkids, 87 great grandkids and a 15-foot hole in the side of the crematorium. ---------- Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulled him over as he veered about, all over the road. Paddy told the cop about all the trees in the road. Cop said, "For goodness sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swingin about!" ---------- My better half and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So, she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. ---------- Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'' Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'' ---------- _ |_t+.__________________......_ /;_ ;________________/ : \ t""o.\__ :---|------------------t-----^-`--' / \__L___________________\____________\ ""-. o .--. \--'/ l .-t+. \ ( l) ;"" : / _ _ _ l `--" o; Y |_||_ |_|| \ """""";: .-. :\ | |:_ | |:_/ :: '-' ;\ _ _ _ _ _ _ ;; : ; | ||_l | \|_ |_|| \ :: bug ;| :_l|`, :_/:_ | |:_/ ;'-------'; '"------"" >My Lazy Glock Pistol Today, I placed my Glock Model 21SF .45 cal. automatic pistol with laser on the table right next to my kitchen door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media, about how dangerous guns are and “How They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world! The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders. These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right? Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat! --- ...LOL! Horrible isn't it? TeeHee! Thanks LouiseAu! According to the FBI data, You should lock up your hammer! In 2016 they accounted for 472 US murders compared to 374 by Rifles! However, you may want to closely watch your hands, fists and feet! They caused 656 US deaths in 2016! https://tinyurl.com/ycd3qang ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: .:::. .:::. /:::::\ /:':':\ | _ | | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | | | | | | jgs | | /`'---'`\ /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` * Salt to the rescue A box of salt is an important item in many bathrooms. In mild solutions, it makes an excellent mouthwash, throat gargle or eye-wash; it is an effective anti-septic; and it can be extremely helpful as a massage element to improve complexion. * Don't throw that mug away! Is your tea or coffee staining your mugs? Wet the inside of the mug and sprinkle some baking soda all over the inside. Let it sit for a while, rinse, and then wash as you would normally. This should do the trick, unless the mug is really stained, then you may need to do it two or three times, or let the baking soda stay on longer. * Add Extra Storage Space In Your Shower A really cool way to add extra storage space IN the shower is to install an extra shower curtain rod. Put it in the back of your shower, and you can hook a shower caddy right onto it. In fact, this provides plenty of space, so you can store caddies for your whole families overhead this way. * Moldy Showerhead? No problemo...easy solution here! Is your showerhead getting moldy or developing hard water deposits? Soak it in distilled vinegar. If it's easy to detach you can soak it in a bucket, or you can fill a plastic bag, like a 1 quart Ziploc bag, with vinegar and attach the bag to the showerhead with rubberbands! * Keep your old toothbrushes. They are great for a million purposes in and out of the bathroom. Use them to clean grout in the bathroom or kitchen. They are also handy for cleaning jewelry, and much more. Try scrubbing your faucets, fixtures, chrome and stainless using toothpaste. You can use one of those old toothbrushes for this. Rinse them off and they should have a nice new gleam. -<>- >Everything you need to know about garden sprays * Tobacco or Nicotine Spray. This mixture is great for combating many different types of bugs, but especially caterpillars, aphids, and many types of those nasty worms. Just mix 1 cup of tobacco in 1 gallon of water and let sit for 24 hours. The color should be the shade of weak tea. Warning: Don't use this solution on peppers, tomatoes, eggplants, or any other member of the solanaceous family. Tobacco chemicals can kill these types of plants as well as the pests! * Soap Spray. Another way to stop the slugs is with soapy water. That's right, you can just use your old, dirty dishwater if you want to! Collect some of the water in a pan and pour it into a watering can or even use a pitcher to pour it over the plants. This works really well on hostas and mums, but also can be used on other hardy plants. Many bugs do not like their lunch spoiled by a soapy aftertaste! For a stronger solution, mix 3 Tablespoons of liquid detergent into a gallon of water. Use this weekly. * Alcohol Spray. This spray really is great for houseplants. This especially works on meal bugs. Mix 1/2 cup of alcohol and 2-3 tablespoons of dry laundry soap in 1 quart of warm water and spray immediately. You can't store this solution. It must be made fresh for each use. * Salt Spray. This solution is used for cabbageworms and spider mites. Just mix 2 tablespoons of salt in 1 gallon of water and spray! * Spearmint-Hot Pepper-Horseradish Spray. This works on too many different kinds of bugs to list! Mix 1/2 cup of red peppers (hot), 1/2 cup of fresh spearmint, 1/2 cup horseradish (root and leaves) and 1/2 cup green onion tops in any open container. Mix in enough water to cover. Once you have your solution strain out the chunky bits, dilute with a half to a whole gallon of water and add 2 tablespoons of liquid detergent. You can use this to spray almost any plant safely. Store this mixture for a few days in a cool environment. -<>- >'Go Green' Hints: Composting is the best way to... Composting is the best way to dispose of yard waste and much of your household waste that usually ends up in the trash and eventually a landfill. Leaves, grass clippings, and vegetable food waste can all be composted. Composting can be practiced in most backyards in a homemade or manufactured composting bin. If you really want to start simple you can just find a shady corner of your yard and start piling. Since compost mulch is so rich in nutrients, gardeners consider it 'black gold' for their lawns and gardens. You can use it like you would any sort of fertilizer or potting soil. It improves the fertility of your soil, making plants healthier, and you can even rake it right back into your lawn. ------- Save the chemicals. Safer and cheaper household products can often do the job of poisonous chemicals like drain cleaners. And even if they don't you can always fall back on the commercial products...but no reason not to try this first! Unclog your drains almost instantly! Drop a couple of Alka-Seltzer tablets down the opening, then pour in a cup of vinegar. Wait a few minutes and then run the hot water at full force to clear the clog. This is also a good way to eliminate kitchen drain odors. ------- Not only is water a precious resource, but piping it into our homes, heating it, and getting rid of waste water can be very expensive. Water heating is the second largest energy expense in your home. It typically accounts for about 18 percent of your utility bill after heating and cooling. Lower the temperature on your water heater to 120 F. For every 10 degree reduction in temperature, you can save from 3 percent to 5 percent on your water heating costs. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: President Donald Trump meets with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un at the border village of Panmunjom in the Demilitarized Zone, South Korea, Sunday, June 30, 2019. (Associated Press) Trump became the first sitting U.S. president to step foot inside the Hermit Kingdom. "I was proud to step over the line," Trump told Kim later, inside the Freedom House on the South Korea side, according to the Associated Press. "It is a great day for the world." https://fxn.ws/2Nne4p9 Justice with Judge Jeanine - Saturday, June 29 On today’s episode of Justice with Judge Jeanine, Judge Jeanine and her guests talk about President Trump in South Korea after the G20 Summit. They also discuss him inviting Kim Jong Un to meet at the DMZ and he restarts trade talks with China. She also does a one on one with Eric Trump. http://video.foxnews.com/v/6053931811001 ** President Trump Courageously Takes Bold Risk for Peace with Kim Meeting "With his meeting Sunday with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, President Trump showed once again why he is the most transformative figure on the planet,” Richard Manning writes in Fox News. Following last week’s G20 summit, where President Trump held meetings with world leaders from China, Japan, Russia, and elsewhere, the President “chose to take a chance few would take by inviting Kim to meet him at the Demilitarized Zone separating North and South Korea . . . In Washington – where risk-taking is penalized by a media and political system determined to declare failure – Trump has a different approach.” https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ Judge Deals DEVASTATING Blow To Trump - Is this even fair? , DISGUSTING... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-15nh5p-k1oina-b61d11g5/ Trump Jr. ATTACKED - When he exposed the Truth, the Liberals could not handle it... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-15nh5p-k1oinn-b61d11g8/ Ocasio-Cortez tries to Own Christianity - Fails and gets Schooled... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-15nh5p-k1oing-b61d11g1/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Pet Food, Razors, Coolers http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text -<>- >From BizarreNews: A substitute teacher was fired after she allegedly filmed pornography inside a classroom at high school in Texas, officials said. In a statement, El Campo ISD said there was an "improper criminal incident" involving the substitute teacher that happened at El Campo High School. A school district official told local news that the incident involved the substitute producing porn inside a classroom and workroom in May. The district said it received a tip regarding the teacher and called police to investigate. The teacher's name has not been released. "The district has terminated the substitute's employment and is seeking legal advice on this specific incident. The district continues to hold the safety and well being of our students and staff as our top priority," El Campo ISD said. -<>- In what I am sure will be an amicable settlement, a Michigan man who won a $30 million lottery jackpot while in the midst of divorce proceedings must split the money with his ex, an appeals court ruled. The Michigan appeals court said suburban Detroit man Rich Zelasko has to share the $30 million he won from a Mega Millions drawing in 2013 with his ex-wife. The couple were in divorce proceedings at the time of the lottery win, but the divorce wasn't finalized until 2018. "Rich was lucky, but it was his luck, not Mary's, that produced the lottery proceeds," Rich Zelasko's lawyer wrote in a court filing. Arbitrator John Mills earlier ruled the ticket was marital property, because the divorce had not been finalized. The appeals court upheld Mills' decision. *--- Man Fits 146 Blueberries in His Mouth ---* A Guinness World Records enthusiast said he achieved his latest title by stuffing 146 blueberries into his mouth at the same time. David Rush, who has broken more than 100 Guinness records including one for holding 100 lit candles in his mouth at once, posted a video showing how he fit 146 blueberries in his mouth and held them for five seconds. Rush, whose record-breaking activities are aimed at promoting STEM education, spit the blueberries back out so they could be examined, and 2 of his original total were disqualified for breaking, leaving him with 146 for the record. The record must now be verified with Guinness, which lists Indian man Dinesh Shivnath Upadhyaya, aka "Maximouth," as the current record holder for fitting 86 blueberries in his mouth. *--- You Think You Don't Get Along With Your Sister? ---* Authorities say a New Jersey woman stabbed her identical twin to death. Camden County's prosecutor announced on Monday 27-year-old Amanda Ramirez is charged with aggravated manslaughter in the death of her sister, Anna. Police found her unconscious with stab wounds at the Centennial Village Apartments on Saturday. She was taken to a hospital, where she died. Authorities have not released a motive in the attack and officials say the investigation is ongoing. Amanda Ramirez is held in the county jail pending a pretrial detention hearing. *--- Wallendas Walk the wire 25 Stories Over Times Square ---* Nik and Lijana Wallenda, part of the multi-generation Flying Wallendas family of tight rope walkers, became the first performers to walk a high wire suspended over Times Square. The siblings started on opposite sides of the wire and met in the middle, where they executed a delicate procedure where Nik stepped over Lijana so they could continue in their respective directions. Lijana Wallenda said the wire walk was about overcoming her fears after an injury during a rehearsal two years ago left her with severe injuries requiring reconstructive surgery on her face. "Of course you get butterflies and a little bit sick to your stomach, like 'What am I about to do?'" she told ABC's Good Morning America. "But then I remembered all the training and how hard I worked, and you have to fall back on that. I knew my ability. I knew I could do it." Nik Wallenda said he saw the stunt as an homage to one of his family's most famous performances, a tight rope walk at Madison Square Garden in 1928. He said he is already planning his next stunt -- a wire walk over a volcano. --- ...I found this on youtube for you... Wallendas Walk the wire 25 Stories Over Times Square https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVpuCNd7-s4 *--- The $10,000 Pyramid ---* An Arizona man said it took him three years to build a Guinness record-breaking pyramid from 1,030,315 pennies. Cory Nielsen, known on YouTube as the Penny Building Fool, said a Guinness official is due to pay him a visit in Phoenix this week to verify that his 44.6-inch pyramid breaks the record previously set in Lithuania, where a pyramid was assembled from just over 1 million pennies. Nielsen said the pyramid took him exactly three years to assemble and weighs 6,360 pounds. He said the pyramid is composed of 93,665 small stacks of 11 pennies. He said the world record attempt was inspired when a coworker asked if his previous penny pyramid, made from about 47,000 coins, was a world record. "I originally had built a smaller one, 47,000 pennies on my desk in my office," he reported. "I thought that was pretty big, and I saw people work, and they ask me if that's a world record. I'm like, I don't know, but if it isn't, I will make it one." Sounds like a good investment of time. --- ...I found this on youtube just for you :) World Record Penny Pyramid - 1,030,315 pennies Guinness World Record https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsK1jNa3af0 ========================================================= __ @@;, ( ; ? : ); _| |_ | | || | | _| |_ | \ \ \/ || \/ ___ / / | __| |\ __||____||___||______/| | ||| | |_______ _________| | ||| ||| |____ | | ____| ||| Design by \ \______ ) | | / ______/ / || | | | | | /___| || Samule J. Neptune || | | |_ /| | |\ _| || || || | \__, / | | | \<__/ | || >-->Did you happen to see the G-20 leaders at the table? by emb Ivanka Trump, Kushner take a seat at the table for high-stakes G20 talks https://tinyurl.com/y3t4oe4b And here... https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/29/world/asia/g20-summit-takeaways.html If you noticed, National security adviser John Bolton and White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump sat next to each other at the long table. This didn't strike me as being strange but what did bother me was watching them as they came in and took their seats. Just call me old fashioned, or whatever, but I expected proper Etiquette from John Bolton toward Ivanka. Instead, He came in with her a little behind him and he immediately took his seat leaving her standing to pull out her chair, sit and scoot her chair forward to the table! Really? I was thinking, 'have we come so far in equality that men attending to the seating of a lady at the table is considered improper?' I just think it was rude of John Bolton who in my opinion is old enough to know how to show proper respect toward a lady. When I went to church, we were taught 'Christian Etiquette' as part of our youth church camp. I think we need to get back to the basics of civility and respect for one another in the way we handle ourselves. I try to teach the grandkids the proper way to set a table, for instance. Along with table manners and what to do with their napkin so they know how to act when eating out or at home. Others have even complimented us while we're at a restaurant at how well behaved our young boys are. To the women who say they want no special treatment from men, I say - pshaw! Why not enjoy a little respect? It in no way makes us less in control or more weak. Quite the contrary! We can bask in a little extra attention made to make us feel special and well thought of. We are like a Queen in that we are not taken for granted as just another one of the guys but a lady to be given the royal treatment. It is nice to be treated with added respect. After all, we deserve it for all we do for our men! :) Table and Restaurant Etiquette – 50 Essential Tips https://tinyurl.com/yxo7k5hg ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: ___I___ /= | #\ /.__-| __ \ |/ _\_/_ \| (( __ \__)) __ ((()))))()) __ ,' |()))))(((()|# `. / |^))()))))(^| =\ / /^v^(())()()v^\' .\ |__.'^v^v^))))))^v^v`.__| /_ ' \______(()_____( | _..-' _//_____[xxx]_____\.-| /,_#\.=-' /v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^| _| \)|) v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v| _| || :v^v^v^v^v^v`.-' |# \, || v^v^v^v`_/\__,--.|\_=_/ >< :v^v____| \_____|_ , || v^ / \ / //\_||_)\ `/_..-._\ )_...__\ || \/ #| |_='_( | =_(_ || _/\_ | / =\ / ' =\ \\/ \/ )/ gnv |=____#| '=....#| ` >I'm Not Happy I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' -<>- >The Dead Actress DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife. -<>- >How Many Trees? A guy strikes up a conversation with a lumberjack that he meets in a bar. "How many trees do you think you've chopped down?" the guy asks. "Exactly 2,742," the lumberjack replies. "How do you know?" "Because every time I chop one down, I keep a log." -<>- >A Close Shave A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: Who did the mortician invite to his party? A: Anyone he could dig up! __-----__ ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;.. /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\ // ,;;;;;;;; \\ .// ;;;;; \ \\ || ;;;;( /.| || || ;;;;;;; _\ || || ';; ;;;;= || ||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;; || \\ ,| '\ '|><| 1995 // \\ | | \ A // `;.,|. | '\.-'/ ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~' ''=--' - Daniel C Au - Q: Which president was least guilty? A: Lincoln. He is in a cent. Q: How do sailors get their clothes clean? A: They throw them overboard and they wash ashore. Q: What do you call someone with no body and no nose? A: Nobody knows. Q: What is the least spoken language in the world? A: Sign language. Q: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? A: He couldn't see himself doing it. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: &&&&& |~ |~ && -.-& |~ o' o' & . o' jrei __)` -(_ Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from a secluded spot nearby. Suddenly, Mrs. Murphy realizes that a young man is about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping during such an intimate moment, she gently nudges her husband and whispers, "Whistle, to let that young couple know that someone can hear them." To which Murphy replies, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me?" -<>- Spanish never came easily to my sister. Still, she did her best to communicate with the Spanish-speaking staff at the restaurant she managed. But when she made mistakes-and she made a lot-she'd apologize by saying, "Me estupido." Finally, a staffer took pity on her. "Susanna, you're not estupido," she said, bucking up my sister's ego. "You are a woman," she continued. "So you are estupida." -<>- A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago biting his finger nails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, "Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?" The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. She comes back with a drink and he downs it quickly. Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees the same man shaking and biting his nails. She brings him another drink which he swallows immediately. A half hour later she returns to see that the man is shaking uncontrollably, and apparently crying. "My goodness," the flight attendant says, "I've never seen someone so afraid to fly." "I'm not afraid of flying," says the man sobbing loudly, "I'm trying to give up drinking." -<>- Judi and Gayle were at an auto show. There they saw a hot- rod with a jacked up rear end. "Judi, why is the back end higher than the front?" Gayle asked. "Don't you know ANYTHING?" Judi sighed exasperated. "If you've got the back up like that, then you're always going downhill!" -<>- There was a poor, distraught man sitting at the bar of his local watering hole, just staring into his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble-maker walks through the door; leather biker jacket, neck-beard, tattoos and sunglasses. He sees the poor, lonely man, moping at the bar by himself and decides to have a little fun. Walking up to the bar he reaches over and grabs the guy's glass and drinks it down in one go. Immediately the poor man starts crying. The bully says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears. "It's just that this has been the worst day of my life. First, I oversleep go in late to the office. My boss losses his temper and fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, and when I get out, I forget my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with my neighbor. So I left my home, come to this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." -<>- A co-worker came to work one day wearing shoes that were identical in style, only one was black and the other brown. I quietly pointed this out to him. He smiled and said, "Unusual, aren't they? Believe it or not, I've got another pair just like this at home." ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: >Quotes: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. -- David Friedman -<>- .---. (_---_) (_/6 6\_) ( v ) `\ /' .-'': ;``-. / \,Y./ \ / (:)___ \ : .-'XXX`-.`\_; `.__.-XXX-.__.'\_ / / XXX \ \ `\_ / XXX \ `\ / XXX \ _`\___ jgs / \ (`--"""-') / \ (=-=-=-=-) `--...___ ___...--' (________) >Conspiracy, We Must Stop This Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper. Groceries are heavier. And everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection.... ....Well, REALLY NOW ......... even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! Another thing, everyone drives so fast today! You're risking life and limb if you just happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and bosom? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling? I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here! All I can do is pass along this warning: Maturity is under attack! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon "everyone" will have to suffer these awful indignities. PS: If I may send this to you in a larger font size, its because something has caused fonts to be smaller than they once were. -<>- ) ) ( (( (( )) )) )); '';( ) .--. ------' (-)(-) ',----- |- | .-, ==' - -- - '== | ^| /|))))___' )o( '_______ .--. |^ |/ /\ ('. .( |. | |. / // / )) (''(( )) | ^| | ^////)) ( )) ) ( \^ \|^ || ^| (( \. .|/^ / ) \ ^ / \. ^ ./ |^,^| |\/| |. | \\\;;;, __|___|___ /_ ; ( / \ ) / )\ `-. . . . `-. . . -' `./ / '\ /~\_/~\ \ ' | / _ _ \ \ /. \ | | / \ || `- - '||/|\ /WWWWWWWWWWW\ || || ^^^^(_)(_)^^^ \| \| W w W w W ww w W W w W w w w W_______ w W w W wW w W |OOShy Since Sis and I moved to Texas we have learned about the warm weather here. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water comes out of both taps. We can make sun tea instantly. We learned that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 95 and it feels a little chilly. Learned that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. Discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. You can burn your hand opening the car door. We break into a sweat the instant we step outside at 7:30 a.m. Found out that asphalt has a liquid state. The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. The potatoes cook underground, so all we have to do is pull one out and add butter and salt. We learned that the farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. Cows are giving evaporated milk. Texas trees are whistling for the dogs. ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Dog Days of Summer!- http://www.shangralas.com/dogdays.html Police Dogs! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/policedogs.html Dog Water fetch!- http://www.shangralas.com/waterfetch.html World's Best Cinemas! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/cinemas.html Extreme BBQ'S http://www.shangralas.com/extremebbqs.html Thoughts Into Action 4! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/action4.html Humor With Fishing! http://www.shangralas.com/fishinghumor.html Military Dogs! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/militarydogs.html Amazing Cop Cars! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/copcars.html Doggy Road Trip!- http://www.shangralas.com/dogcar.html Humor With Golf!- http://www.shangralas.com/golfhumor.html Woman Cops Around The World!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/womancops.html Lambeau Field Tribute!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/footballvet.html No Words Needed!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nowords.html Rescued Squirrel!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rsquirrel.html Freedom Isn't Free!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/freedom.html Angel Wing Decoys!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/angel.html USA 9/11 AND TROOPS INDEX!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/911andtroopsindex.html SUMMER INDEX!- http://www.shangralas.com/ -<>- A little summer fun with the Beach Boys: T-bird The Beach Boys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHuIEl2-lzs 409. The Beach Boys. (1962) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHRJCcCYAF4 Some of these old songs are pretty funny - like these: One of My favs - Jan and Dean Live - Little Old Lady from Pasadena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYxPgFUjDpA Sheb Wooley- Purple People Eater https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1th_v9cwRU Lonnie Donegan - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavour? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs Another version... Muppets - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRC8MVnQXfE Little Red Hood - Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FA85RO89HA Phyllis Diller & Dean Martin - Dino Visits Phyllis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sohb1rmRNo0 Phyllis Diller sings "I Feel Pretty" 10-22-66 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smd30Guq7W8 Peter Noone with Phyllis Diller singing Listen People https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huVFxhxc25c Here's my teen heart throb - Peter Noone of the Herman's Hermits I had a huge poster of him on my bedroom wall - my mom got mad at me for it because I used petroleum jelly to make it stay up on my wall-papered walls - left marks! My fav song of his... I sang with him so many times... Herman's Hermits "The End Of The World" Stereo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwbNvNgKIQs I have his autograph that my sister got for me while he was in Vegas. I joined his fan club when I was a married adult with my own kids - I about died when he called me for my birthday! Tongue-tied was I! HaHa! I used to listen to him and the other English heartthrobs back then and try to mimic their accent. Fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BqTqIAt9ps Here's an interview with two of my best - Davy Jones and Peter Noone! Davy Jones, Peter Noone, Bobby Sherman - Teen Idols Interview (1998) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhezlmSJ43s Loose Women: Peter Noone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6elZNBZwdss -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) Watch contortionist Lucky twist her body during her amazing performance at Britain's Got Talent. https://youtu.be/DXm95-nyWBU --- ...Oh My! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "A study has confirmed that eating less increases your lifespan. The study goes on to advise the residents of Wisconsin to get their affairs in order." -Conan O'Brien "Summer officially begins tonight. So if you're wondering why your kids stopped going to school, that's probably the reason." -Jimmy Kimmel "Goodwill has returned almost $100,000 in cash that was mistakenly donated to them in a black duffel bag. A spokesman for Goodwill said, 'We're not very bright.'" -Conan O'Brien "I've been trying to say 'I love you' more often, starting this morning. I said it to my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to her manager, when the barista complained that one of the customers was making her uncomfortable." -Stephen Colbert "According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking. Because if there's one thing women love, it's a man who can lie." -Seth Meyers "A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a tornado by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn't traumatize him but being in a bathtub with his mother did." -Conan O'Brien "A study showed that every hour of TV you watch after the age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes. That doesn't sound too bad to me. You'd probably watch TV with that 22 minutes anyway." -Jimmy Kimmel "A 94-year-old man is graduating from West Virginia University. Just imagine how awkward it's going to be for the commencement speaker when he says, 'You have your whole life ahead of you. Except that dude.'" -Seth Meyers "A company has developed a smart duvet, which can control a person's body temperature. 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