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Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press This red hot new page is from my son Victor. If you are a bowling enthusiast or just looking for a unique place to visit, you might want to keep this in mind. Check this one out for some family fun and smiles... .-. \ / .-. |_| .-. \ / |=| \ / |_| / \ |_| |=| / (@) \|=|/ \ ____ | / \@) \ .' '. / (@) \ | / # \ | | | | o o |'='| | / \ o / \ /'=' jgs '.____.' '=' Undersea Bowling Alley http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bowling.html --- ...Sure looks like fun! Thanks Victor! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: _ _,(_)._ ___,(_______). ,'__. \ /\_ /,' / \ / / | | | |,' / \`.| / `. : : / `. :.,' Stef `-.________,-' A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of her favorite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water really, while he was engrossed watching the news on TV. He sipped each "cup of tea" he was brought and lavished generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl immensely proud. Eventually the mother returned home and the father couldn't wait to show her how his little princess had been looking after him. On cue, the girl took him his "cup of tea" and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens. The mother watched him drink it and said: "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?" -<>- After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" the cop asked. "Yes, I did. How did you know?" the golfer asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a firetruck. The firetruck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ August 12 is Middle Child's Day August 13 is Left Hander's Day August 14 is National Creamsicle Day and 14/15 V-J Day - which date do you celebrate as the end of WWII? August 15 is Relaxation Day August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day August 17 is National Honey Bee Awareness Day and National Thrift shop Day August 18 is Bad Poetry Day and World Daffodil Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ____ &&&&&&\\ / \&&&(/ ),> &&|\ \_ &&| ) _ ) &.'/ / )__|/ /./| _)_) ( | \.--| \| ) !| /| /.__|_______ (_// .\_/______ ) _________( )|______________ ____________'..____.-'/ ||____________ _|___|___|___|___|___( ||__|___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___|_ \ |||___|___|_ _|___|___|___|___| )||__|___|_ / || \| >The Girl of His Dreams A young man in college called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the girl of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the girl came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. "I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." "What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. "We hadn't started eating yet." -<>- >Family Argument A man was walking through the grounds of a university one morning when he noticed a young blind woman struggling with her Guide-Dog. The animal was resolutely pulling in one direction, she in another. When he offered assistance, the woman replied, "No thanks, this is a family argument. My dog knows I'm supposed to go to a lecture right now -- but I want to miss it." -<>- >First and Next A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?" "Oh, not any more, he doesn't," the widow replied. "What stopped him?" "I started talking about my next husband." -<>- >Jury Exemption Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the Clerk's Office that she was exempt because of her age. "You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," they said. "I've already done that," she replied. "I did it last year." "You have to do it every year," she was told. "Why?" came the response. "Do you think I'm going to get younger?" -<>- ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ >AAADD Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of soda that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the soda is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the soda. a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the soda down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers... Now I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: -the car isn't washed, -the bills aren't paid, -there is a warm can of soda sitting on the counter, -the flowers don't have enough water, -there is still only one check in my check book, -I can't find the remote, -I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, --your day is coming! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' >SMILES: One day my sister was enjoying a snack when her husband remarked, "You're getting a little broad across the beam." She promptly went on a diet. A few weeks and several lost pounds later, my brother- in-law commented, "You should stop losing weight. Your face is beginning to look wrinkled." "George," came the frustrated reply, "you had better make up your mind which part of me you enjoy viewing more - heads or tails." ---------- Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN? In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR. Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK). ---------- One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job. A job that no man has ever succeeded at nor has ever even dared try." "Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife and mother!" ------- A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' ---------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my luscious body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!' ---------- ,'-', :-----: (''' , - , ''') \ ' . , ` / \ ' ^ ? / \ ` - ,' `j_ _,' ,- -`\ \ /f ,- \_\/_/'- , `, , , /\ \ | / \ ', , f : :`, , <...\ , : ,- ' \,,,,\ ; : j ' \ \ :/^^^^' \ \ ; ''': \ -, -`.../ ' - -,`,--` \_._'-- '---: Storm Advice From A Texas Cowboy: 1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. 2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. 4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. 6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 7. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. 8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 9. Don't squat with your spurs on. 10. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. 11. Always drink upstream from the herd. 12. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 13. There are three kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, The few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot. ---------- "Oh my," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!" Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for the last twenty years!" ---------- Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?" Douglas replied, "I would get in my helicopter and fly away!" The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a helicopter from?" Douglas replied, "The same place you got that darn train!" --- ...LOL! Good Ones! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- .-"''-. _ .' `( \ @/ ') ,--,__,-" / / \ / / _/ __| , |/ / .~ `\ / \ , | / .~ `\ ` / _/ _/ .~ `\ ~~`__/ / ~ `--'/ / / / / /' /jgs >A Baby Boy... A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing. I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy, in front of his worried parents. But he kept on laughing. His tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and... guess what he found? Scroll down to find out! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A birth control pill! --- ...Oh for goodness sake! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: ------ _____ / \ ___\ ___/ ___ --/- ___ / \/ / / / \ / / \__ //_ \ / \ / ___ | | ___ \/+--/ / \__ \ \ / \__ | / There are holes in the sky, \ /____ / / | / Where the rain gets in, _____/ ___ \/ /\ The holes are very small, \__ / / | | That's why rain is thin. / \____/ \ / // // / / // / /\ /-_-/\//-__- - Spike Milligan / / // / \__// / / / // // / / // / // / // / /// // / / / // / // // // // / // / / / / / / / / / / /// / / / // // / // // /// / / / / / / /// / // / / // / / / / // /// / /// / / Do you pay for your water usage? Almost all communities charge for water utilities. It makes you think twice about turning on the hose to water your garden every night. With the rising price of municipal water and usage restrictions now facing much of the United States during the summer months, more and more homeowners are turning to alternative methods of supplementing their water supply. Enter rain barrels... * Believe it or not, for every inch of rain that falls on an area of 1,000 square feet, you can expect to collect approximately 600 gallons of rainwater. Ten inches of rain falling on a 1,000 square foot catchment area will generate about 6,000 gallons of rainwater. * Besides helping the environment, an obvious reason for harvesting rainwater is to save money. Depending on the size of your house and the amount of rainfall in your area, you can collect a substantial amount of rainwater with a simple system. This extra water can have a significant impact on your water bill. The fact that rainwater is a naturally soft water may be enough to justify harvesting rainwater. * Rainwater stored in rain barrels has many uses. Some people find it mostly useful for watering their landscapes and gardens. Others find uses within the house as well. Rainwater can also be used for drinking but requires special treatment with a filtration system. You do not need a filtration system for landscape uses. You can use it directly from your rain barrel on your garden. * If you're harvesting rainwater with rain barrels to use for watering your landscaping, the rainwater can help to improve the health of your gardens, lawns, and trees. Rain is a naturally soft water and devoid of minerals, chlorine, fluoride, and other chemicals. For this reason, plants respond very well to rainwater. After all, it's what plants in the wild thrive on. -<>- A reader writes ... "You talked about rain barrels but I have been unable to locate any. Where can they be purchased?" -Janet Janet, I did a little research and was unable to find any retailers where you can walk in and buy one complete and ready to use. That doesn't mean they doesn't exist. A few interesting ideas that a little web surfing turned up.... * You can buy prefinished rain barrels online made from food grade plastics or oak and other hardwoods ranging from $90 up to $250. * There are some cheap ways to obtain your own rain barrel. These are all do-it-yourself projects, but are of a very basic nature. Anyone should be able to complete them with ease. * Check with your local bottling company. Many of them sell their barrels for under $10. You may even luck out and find one for free. Then all that is left is to buy an inexpensive hardware kit from your local hardware store. * Many municipal governments offer free rain barrel kits, so check with your municipality to see if they offer something of the sort. -<>- Keeping your television, computer, stereo, blender, microwave, toaster, coffee maker, and other non-essential appliances plugged in at all times means that they are drawing energy from the wall without using it. Plug these items into a power strip and you can easily turn everything off with a single button. - Install low-flow water faucets and save up to 60% on your water bill. Do you honestly need a faucet that has the strength of a fire hydrant to wash your dishes? I'll answer for you...NO, you don't Simply replace your sink faucets with a low-flow model, this will cut your water bill by 25% to 60%. Want to save more? Install a low-flow shower head too! - Use curtains and blinds to cut cooling costs by 45% The best times to use your curtains as a natural heating or cooling system is in the summer and winter months. Reflective blinds can reduce heat gain by about 45% during the summer. In the winter the opposite applies, when you should use your window treatments to trap heat and keep it inside. Drapes can reduce heat loss as well! -<>- _____________________________________________________________ | |_ _| || | __| / __|| || \/ | _ \/ __|/ _ \| \| |/ __| | | | | | _ | _| \__ \| || |.,| | _/\__ \ (_) | .` |\__ \ | | |_| |_||_|___| |___/|_||_| |_|_| |___/\___/|_|\_||___/ | | _ __ _ __ ___ __ _ __ __ ___ | | /_\ | _) /_\ |__) | | \ /_\\ /'(__ |\ ||/ _ |__| | | | /___\__|__)/___\|__\_|___|__//___\|__ __)__|_\||\__||__|_|_ | || _.-'-``-._ | \:::::::::' / || || ,'::::::'' `. | /::::::' \ || || ::::::' : | \::::: / || || |:::' | | /;'`--'`--'`--'`.\ || || ;::: . , : | \_.`--'. ,'- '._/ || || :-------::-------: | /: o :: o :\ || || `.__o__.;:.__o__.' | \:.____.;:.____.'/ || ||_____(.:::::(:_)_____.)______|______(.:::::(:_)_____.)_____|| || _ _ | || || ,':`._.':`. | \`.`.'`.'`.'`'( || || ..-':::::::' `--.. | :::::::::'' : || || \::::::::: / | |:::::' | || || _`.:::::: `._ | |:::: | || || .':::_.`--'. ,'--'._ `, | (.----. ,----.) || || `.::: o :: o : ,' | : o :: o : || || ,':`.____.;:.____.' `. | `.____.;:.____.' || ||__`.:(.:::::(:_)_____.)_,'___|_______(.::::(:_)____.)___SSt|| '-------------------------------------------------------------' >'Go Green' Hints: Keep An Eye On Your Water Bill Check water bills for any instances of high water use, as this may be an indication of a leak. Leaking faucets, leaking toilets, and leaking pipes all have something in common, they waste a lot of water! Your water bill will often show abnormal water consumption if there is a leak. Many water utilities have information on how to read your water bill online. -<>- It's the dead of summer, and you're driving on the highway. With gas prices on the rise again, however, you choose not to run the air conditioning because of the strain it will place on your gas tank. Driving with the windows open will help you conserve gas. Or will it? During highway driving running the AC doesn't make much of a difference. There would be no savings from turning off the air conditioning because opening the windows would create drag, reducing the car's normal gas mileage. Consumer Reports tested the theory while driving a Toyota Camry at 65 miles per hour, and found that choosing air or windows didn't make a justifiable difference. That's not to say that air conditioning is always the best option. The Department of Energy's website suggests that turning off the air conditioner may improve fuel economy when driving at speeds under 40 mph. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: BREAKING: First NAMES Surface From Epstein Island Here’s the first two government officials who were caught partying with underage children at Epstein’s island… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-1923db-khyytl-b61d11g7/ 2020 Democrat OPENS FIRE On Mitch McConnell The left can't get enough of McConnell... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-1923db-khyytv-b61d11g7/ BREAKING: Jeffery Epstein Found DEAD; Clinton Angle & AOC Here's everything we know... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-1923db-khyyty-b61d11g0/ Who Ocasio-Cortez ACCIDENTALLY Exposed Over Epstein's Death http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-195ea5-kia4ji-b61d11g7/ Rudy Giuliani Breaks Silence On Epstein's Death He raised a serious question… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-195ea5-kia4js-b61d11g7/ Trump Attorney General To Investigate Mysterious Epstein Suicide https://tinyurl.com/y57jn44r Trump Breaks Silence About Background Checks Here’s what he really said… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-195ea5-kia4jo-b61d11g3/ Steve Scalise Drops BOMB On Liberals, Leaves Them SPEECHLESS What does the left have to say about this… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-195ea5-kia4jv-b61d11g0/ Black Rising Star Demolishes 'Trump's Racist' Narrative on Live TV https://tinyurl.com/y64mhzmw Here are the True Heroes of El Paso https://tinyurl.com/y4gw2oxb Joe Biden’s Recent Gaffes Are Not Uncommon For Him https://tinyurl.com/y38qbwqf Possible Mass Shooting Stopped By Good Guy With A Gun https://tinyurl.com/yxll8j3h Westwing News: https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Chicken, Spinach, Pain and Itch Cream http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Salmonella Found in Fresh Vegetables http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: A couple weeks ago I told you about the French inventor who invented a jet-powered hoverboard. Well, it looks like he's not going away. Last Sunday Franky Zapata succeeded in crossing the English Channel on his hoverboard after a previous attempt ended with him falling into the sea. Standing on a platform powered by five small jet engines and carrying kerosene in a backpack, Zapata took off from Sangatte, just outside Calais in France early Sunday morning, trailed by three helicopters. He reached Britain just over 20 minutes later, waving to onlookers before landing safely on Britain's southern coast. "For the last five to six kilometres I just really enjoyed it," Zapata told reporters on arrival. "Whether this is a historic event or not, I'm not the one to decide that, time will tell." "We made a machine three years ago...and now we've crossed the Channel, it's crazy," he said, before breaking into tears. Zapata's biggest challenge was refuelling with another backpack halfway through the journey across the Strait of Dover, which required landing on a platform mounted on a boat. The hoverboard is powered by five small jet engines and has a 1500 horsepower. Zapata steers his craft by leaning forward or backward and controls the thrust with a throttle. The former jet ski champion's first bid to cross the approximately 22 mile stretch of water on a hoverboard was meant to coincide with the 110th anniversary of the first- ever flight across the English Channel in an airplane, achieved by Louis Bleriot. -<>- Just as international rumors are surfacing about another nuclear accident in Russia, a group of scientists announced they have created vodka from ingredients harvested from inside the Chernobyl exclusion zone and verified that it is safe to drink. Atomik vodka was created by University of Portsmouth scientists from grain and water from inside the exclusion zone as part of a three-year research project into the radioactivity of crops grown inside the 19-mile radius around the Chernobyl nuclear plant, which experienced a reactor explosion in 1986. "Thirty years on after the accident we found was that in the area the crops were slightly above the very cautious Ukranian limit for consumption. So technically, you can't eat those crops. But we thought, 'Well, we've got some grain, why don't we try making a vodka,'" project leader Jim Smith said. Smith's team found distilling the vodka reduced the radioactive contamination to an undetectable level, making it safe to drink. He said the newly founded Chernobyl Spirit Company will soon be selling Atomik vodka, with 75 percent of profits going to communities affected by the disaster. The vodka will be the first consumer product from the exclusion zone since the disaster. -<>- *--- No Drone Zone ---* A Louisiana woman who fired several shots at a small air- plane spraying for mosquitoes claimed that she thought that the manned aircraft passing over her home was a drone, according to a police report. Cops allege that Stacy Nguyen Rodgers, 40, fired at the plane three times in an attempt to bring down the aircraft as it flew passes over her home in Monroe early morning. When investigators questioned Rodgers, she confessed to shooting at 'the drone' with a 'revolver style pistol' that was confiscated by police. Officers noted that Rodgers was intoxicated when booked into the local jail. None of Rodgers's rounds hit their intended airborne target. Police determined that the plane Rodgers shot at was spraying for mosquitoes in an area where multiple mosquito pools have recently tested positive for the West Nile virus. *--- Lightning Strike Causes Toilet to Explode ---* A lightning strike on a Florida home's septic tank had an unexpected result -- a toilet exploded inside the home. Marylou Ward, co-owner of the Port Charlotte home, said there was a loud boom when lightning struck the home's septic tank and caused a toilet inside the house to shatter. "We come in here and the toilet was laying on the floor," Ward told local news. "There's all pieces everywhere." She said the strike ruined the home's indoor plumbing and destroyed the septic tank. She said her family was lucky no one was using the toilet at the time of the lightning. Ward said a plumber who examined the damage explained the lightning must have ignited the methane gas inside the septic tank, causing the explosion. "I already sent a picture out to my kids and said don't do it! Here's the proof of why you shouldn't go near the bathrooms in a thunderstorm," Ward said. *--- Man Recycles $23,000 in Cash ---* You may not trust banks, but a safe deposit box has got to be better than this. Workers at a California recycling center's sorting line were able to recover nearly $23,000 cash that had been mistakenly thrown out with a shoebox. Officials at Recology in Humboldt County said the Ashland, Ore., man contacted the company to report the shoebox containing his life savings had been tossed out with the recycling and he realized the mistake too late to prevent it from being sent to the sorting center in California. Linda Wise, general manager of Recology's Samoa Resource Recovery Center, said a sharp-eyed worker spotted the box on the sorting line. She said workers were surprised to discover it still contained $22,940 of the man's missing money, with only $320 unrecovered. *--- Octopuses Do Not Like Selfies - Who Knew? ---* A Washington state woman participating in a fishing derby learned a valuable lesson when she posed for a photo with an octopus and the mollusk bit her on the face. Jamie Bisceglia said she was at the fishing derby in the Tacoma Narrows late last week when she encountered a group of fishermen who had landed a small octopus. Bisceglia put the octopus on her face to pose for the photo. "It was a photo contest in the derby. So, crazy me, hindsight now and looking back, I probably made a big mistake," Bisceglia said. "I put it on my face and said take my picture. Then all of a sudden, it had put its beak into my chin, not once but twice. It was like a barbed hook going into my skin." She said she continued fishing in the derby for two days before deciding to go to the emergency room for the pain she was continuing to feel from the bites. Busceglia said she has learned her lesson about handling potentially dangerous animals. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: How many b'ger do you need to change a lightbulb? \ Get lost Ralf. \ \ \ `, ___ # /_,/\ |/ ? /" ( | , )\ .Y___ / /__/\ \____ \(__ ,- / \_/ \ / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----' '-' |\/ b'ger >A Classic Bar Joke A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer for me please, and one for the road." -<>- >It's What's For Dinner A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'. The little girl screams to her brother, 'Don't eat it, it's an A-hole! -<>- >My Teacher Is Crazy Son: "My math teacher is crazy." Mother: "Why?" Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2." -<>- >Q and A Quickies .c. .d$$e$. .e$P" ^*% .e$P" z$$$" z$$$$$F .d$$$$$$$F .d$$$$$$$$$$F .3$$$$$$$$$$$$F $$$$$" ""$*$" P $" $ $ d d" $ $ $ * $ $ ) ' $ $ % ' $ $ % " $ $ - ) * * unknown Q: What do you call a story told by a giraffe? A: A tall tale! Q: Why is fabric softener so popular? A: It makes people ex-static. Q: What doesn't a ghost need in his house? A: A living room! Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A: A pachydermatologist. Q: Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? A: In case he got a hole in one. Q: Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? A: He couldn't control his pupils! Q: What did the alien say to the garden? A: Take me to your weeder. 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However, we have a few alcoholics." -<>- Little Johnny's mother overheard him reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch..." "Johnny!" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use those kinds of words." "But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it." Next day Johnny's mother called the teacher to complain. "Oh, heavens," said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'" -<>- Three guys are debating which of their native languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Italian says, "Consider the phrase, 'I love you.' In Italian, it is: 'Ti amo'. What a lovely sound!" The French guy says, "True, but in French it is 'Je t'adore'. An even more beautiful sound!" "Unt vat's wrong vit: 'Ick leiber dick?" asks the German. -<>- A Swiss guy in New York is looking for directions, so he pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good." -<>- .. 9 1 1 - What is your emergency? ... .((())). cornet -> ( \(( ))==> <- pencil t |//_^ ^)" p e y \)_\V/.-. t y p /||| ( _\ _e/ |'\/__.-.\ _ ___.'_(.'_)_/ ,___))___ _ ___/||___t p .'-'-_-_-'-,:y e .'-_-_-_-_-_-/ (__________,(/mrf keyboard(_.-._.-._. >Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn.... Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police. ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: .---. 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What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blownapart. 2. A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs. It became known as Dogless Fairbanks. 3. Which famous golfer loves to drink wine? Litre Vino. 4. A man goes to a dermatologist with a rare skin disease. The doctor says, "Try a milk bath." So the guy goes to the grocery store and tells the dairy manager he needs enough milk to take a bath. The dairy guys ask "You want that pasteurized?" "Nah," the man replied "Up to my chin should do it." 5. What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman. 6. In ancient Rome, deli workers were told that they could eat anything they wanted during the lunch hour. Anything, that is except the smoked salmon. Thus were created the world's first anti-lox breaks. 7. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned. 8. Why did the Maharishi refuse Novocain when he had his tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 9. Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a fast-food seafood restaurant? One was the fish friar, the other was the chip monk. -<>- Meanwhile, on Easter Island..... I am the All-Knowing Great One. What is your question? ______ , / \ / \ J__________L |(____)(____)| | /\ | J / \ L J / \ L Dude, where's my car? | /______\ | ' | ____________ | ## J' `L [[# | `------------' | .||> | | dd #################################################dp >FATE Fate: the power or agency supposed to determine the outcome of events before they occur; destiny (WEBSTER'S NEW WORLD DICTIONARY) All things are produced by fate. (Diogenes Laertius, Zeno) It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is over-ruled by fate. (Marlowe, Hero and Leander) I have always believed that all things depended upon fortune, and nothing upon ourselves. (Lord Byron) Fate, show thy force: ourselves we do not owe; What is decreed must be; and be this so. (Shakespeare, TWELFTH NIGHT) Things are where things are, and, as fate has willed, so shall they be fulfilled. (Aeschylus, Agamemnon) -<>- _ .( ` ) `. ( '`. ) , _ . `( . ) ' '_ ( _.. __. ' , , .) ( . .) ( _ , ` _ ` ) . ~ ~ ~ . ~ `. ` ~ ` ~ )- ' ~ ~ ~ , / ~.` ~ . ._| |_. .`'~ _ _____(_. % ._)_~ ~_____( ) _______\\ ,/>__~~______| | .\\.//. ~ ~ | | / \// \ ~ | | ____ / // \_________| | / -''-{@ \ / | ____vvvvvvvvvvvvv_______/ | _______\\ .//___________|__| `;' \\// ':' || \|/''..` \\, .`\|/..`Pru'.`. `\\. ( \ |_`. >A Classic: Things are Not Always as They Seem It is recounted that some years ago, at London's King's College Hospital, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine." He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of urine. He then talked at length about diabetes mellitus. "Diabetes," he said, "is a Greek name, but the Romans noticed that bees like the urine of diabetics, so they added the word mellitus, which means "sweet as honey'. Well, as you know, you may find sugar in the urine of a diabetic..." By now, the nurse had returned with a sample of urine, which the registrar promptly held up like a trophy. We stared at that straw-coloured fluid as if we had never seen such a thing before. The registrar then startled us. He dipped a finger boldly into the urine, then licked his finger with the tip of his tongue. As if tasting wine, he opened and closed his lips rapidly. Could he perhaps detect a faint taste of sugar? The sample was passed on to us for an opinion. We all dipped a finger into the fluid, and all of us foolishly licked that finger. "Now," said the registrar, grinning, "you have learned the first principle of diagnosis. I mean, the power of observation." We were baffled. We stood near the sluice room outside the ward, and in the distance, some anonymous patient was explosively coughing. "You see," the registrar said continuing triumphantly, "I dipped my MIDDLE finger into the urine, but licked my INDEX finger, not like all you chaps." -<>- An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out.'" -<>- At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out, "Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the office. Your brother died last night." The Chaplain looked on in horror. "Sergeant," he said afterwards, "that's a rather cruel and unfeeling way to break tragic news. We must be more gentle and less abrupt in the future," The sergeant shrugged. "Yes sir. I'll try to remember that." He didn't look very convinced. Several days later, a call came in about another family death. As the troops were assembling for roll call, the Chaplain stepped forward. "Let me take this one, sergeant", he said. He turned toward the sleepy-looking soldiers and said, "Platoon, atten-HUT!" They came to attention. "Good morning, men!" he said. "Good morning, sir", they replied. "Men, today is Mother's Day, and I hope all of you will be calling home to send your moms a loving thought. In fact, all of you who are fortunate enough to still have a mother who's alive and well, take two steps forward. Private Jones; not so fast!" -<>- ,ae, ,88888e ,a888b.9888888i 888888888888888 88888888888888Y '8888888888888' "S888888888" unknown "7888888Y "e88j "Y >IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming, you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our "I love you's", and certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do's?" But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get, I'd like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget, tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike, and today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight. So if you're waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today? For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day, that you didn't take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss and you were too busy to grant someone, what turned out to be their one last wish. So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their ear, tell them how much you love them and that you'll always hold them dear, take time to say "I'm sorry," "please forgive me," "thank you" or "it's okay." 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