Aspiring Psychiatrists And More ... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This hot sizzler is from our friend Linda. A Very touching story with a sweet lesson. Check it out here... _____ (((\\\\\ )_ \\\| / \\|\/ \\( ), & \) ( (( |` \\ ))) _ | \` __| ` | , \ ` , \ | \ ,\ , \ ' \/ \_ \/ \ `_,`-._ ` \ ejm / `-. _ \ ` / ,`. \ === / '== =`. | ==== / | === ` / /========= / | / , /______| / , ======== __-' | = === / ,======= ' - -- ( \ \ \ ` \ ` \ ` \_____ \ / ` _/ / '-- ' Tears Of A Woman! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/womantears.html --- ...Such a lovely heartwarmer! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: Aspiring Psychiatrists The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their ..@@@@@@@.. first class on emotional extremes. .@@@@@@@@@@/@@@@. @@@@@@@@@@@/@@@@@@@ "Just to establish some parameters," said @@@@@@@@@@@' '@@@@@ the professor, to the student from Arkansas, @@@@@@' `@@@ "What is the opposite of joy?" @@@' .--. .--. @@ @ (()__) (_()_) @ "Sadness," said the student. (( / \ )) | (_ _) | "And the opposite of depression?" he jgs \ __.-. / asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. '._ '--' _.' `-------' "Elation," she said. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up'." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 14 is International Moment of Laughter Day April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day April 17 is Blah, Blah, Blah Day April 18 is International Juggler's Day April 19 is National Garlic Day April 20 is Easter Date, Look Alike Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ^ _ ^ | { \ 0 / } ---*--- { /|\ } |\ { /|||\ } | /---------------\ {/ ||| \} | \ / \ ||||| | \ \ / _ \ ||||||| *^* o | \ \ \ / O| _ \ / \ |0| (=) | /| - / \ | ) |\ ## /|\ 0 | \ \ \ | (\ | |\/| | (|\ /|||\ === \ \ ___ || | | | | __|| \[=]/ /o\ \ /o=/| || | | | /\___ | | || ||| =O= |---|/ / |\| | | \ |\| o/ \ ||| ||| |---|| |___\ | | || | | |__\ / \ ||| >A Stable? When my kids were little, I read them the Nativity story out of the big family Bible. When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was. I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, "It's something like your sister's room -- but no stereo or computer." -<>- >Camping Inconveniences The members of my wife's bridge club were exchanging stories of their days camping with their families in the 1950's. Each related how they remembered the primitive conditions ... gathering wood, pumping well water and carrying it to the campsite, using an outhouse, and so forth. Finally one woman asked my wife, who was raised in rural Montana, if she had ever done any camping. "Oh, no, we didn't bother," she replied. "We had all those inconveniences at home." -<>- >Celebrating the Raise My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home, my sister blurted out, "Isn't it hard to believe that I have a job that pays this much money?" Just then, she went to toss the last of her ice cream cone out the window. However, the window was closed, and it smacked against the glass. Her husband replied calmly, "Yes." -<>- >Medical Acronym An elderly gentleman was reviewing his records at the hospital where I work. He expressed some concern at one notation. "I know I'm a bit difficult at times, but I didn't realize I was that bad," he said to me apologetically. "I hope I didn't offend anyone." Then I explained the acronym in question meant "Short Of Breath" and not what he thought. -<>- >Neighborly Help While replacing some roof tiles, my friend fell from a ladder. His ankle broken, he called out for help and his neighbor's four-year-old came to his side. "Don't worry," she said, disappearing into her house. Minutes later she returned in her nurse's outfit, carrying a medical bag. ========================================================= |\ /| |\ /| | \ / | |\\ //| | | | | | \| |/ | \ | | / \ || || / \ |_| / \||_||/ .' '. .' '. | | |o o| / \ /= Y =\ `'-. .-'` `'-.^.-'` _| |_ _| |_ /` `\ /` `\ | / \ | | | |/ \| | ( ) | / \ /\ \ / /\ | .-~-. | | '._)_.' | \ { } / \ / jgs \ '-=-' / \ '.___.' / .--' ;---; '--. .--' \---/ '--. `-------' '-------` `-------' '-------` >-->Easter SMILES :) Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? A: It might crack up! Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A: A funny bunny! Q: Why didn't the bunny hop? A: No bunny knows. Q: What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole? A: Hot cross bunnies. Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs? A: He hires Santa's elves during the off season. Q: Why do rabbits eat carrots? A: Because they don't want to be nearsighted! Q: What kind of music do bunnies like? A: Hip Hop. Q: What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke? A: He cracked up! Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny? A: A honey bunny! Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast? A: IHOP. Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?! Q: Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks? A: A sock hop. Q: What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A: A runny bunny. Q: How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? A: He gets hopping mad. Q: How do you catch a rabbit? A: Make a noise like a carrot. Q: What do bunnies do when they get married? A: Go on a bunnymoon! Q: What stories does the Easter Bunny like best? A: The ones with hoppy endings! Q: How do rabbits travel? A: By HAREplanes. Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster? A: The oyster bunny. Q: What day does an Easter Egg hate the most? A: Fry-days. Q: What kind of bunny can't hop? A: A chocolate one! Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? A: He cracked up. Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else. Q: Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter? A: In the dictionary. Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? A: Basket-ball, of course! Q: What kind of jokes do eggs tell? 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One day, we were browsing together in a novelty and gift store. There were many wooden signs of "words of encouragement" hanging on display. Suddenly, he pointed to one of the signs and said to me, "Mum, I think we should get this one and hang it in the toilet." I looked at the sign he was indicating. It read: P. U. S. H. "Pray Until Something Happens." -------- Sometimes you just get what you ask for.... Empathy for a homesick snowbird. I was in Scottsdale, AZ, the other day. I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago." So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker, and left a note that read, "Hope this helps.” -------- A blonde, holding a baby, walks into a drugstore and asks if she can use the store's baby scale. "Sorry, ma'am," says the storekeeper. "Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, then weigh the mother alone and subtract the mother’s weight." "Oh, that won't work," says the blonde. "Why not?" asks the man. "Well," she says, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt." -------- A young executive was leaving the office one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen", said the CEO, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly", said the young man, flattered that the CEO had asked him for help. He turned the the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button. "Excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need two copies of that." ------- The Sunday school teacher asked the class of four-to- six-year-olds if they believed miracles really did happen. "I know they do," answered one boy confidently. "How do you know?" "Because when I cleaned my room and my mom walked in, she said, 'It's a miracle!'" -------- As a senior at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota, I often engage women psychology majors in heated discussions about male-female relationships. Once, my friend Shelly and I got into a hot debate about whether men or women make the larger sacrifice of their respective gender characteristics when they get married. To my surprise, Shelly agreed with me that men give up far more than women. "You're right, Steve," she said. "Men generally give up doing their cleaning, their cooking, their grocery shopping, their laundry." -------- Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we attach small lights called chemlites to our jumpsuits to make ourselves visible to the rest of our team. Late one night, lost after a practice jump, we knocked on the door of a small cottage. When a woman answered, she was greeted by the sight of five men festooned in glowing chemlites. "Excuse me," I said. "Can you tell me where we are?" In a thick English accent, the woman replied, "Earth." ------- Two goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." He climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The goober took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss's hand. At the last second, the boss removed his hand and the goober hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The goober went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The goober put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand." --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ===================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: I have heard of a 'Big Mac Attack' but what happened at a St. Petersburg, Florida McDonald's recently is ridiculous. Closed circuit television caught the entire ordeal as a woman, naked but for a pair of thong panties (and flip flops), entered the McDonald's and began screaming and trashing the place; pushing equipment off the countertop and eventually walking behind the counter. Employees didn't raise a finger to stop her, but you can hear them making a running commentary as some of them watch the action from the safety of the manager's office. At one point she sticks her mouth under the soft serve ice cream dispenser to take advantage of a free snack. When that doesn't work quite as well as she hoped she simply grabs a cone and makes herself an ice cream, leaning casually against the machine for a moment while she enjoys it. After that she walks out of camera view and we can only guess what kind of mayhem she caused in the food prep area. *-- New Jersey teen suspended from school for twirling pencil like a gun --* VERNON, N.J. (UPI) - A New Jersey teen was suspended from his middle school for doing something with his pencil other than taking notes. Seventh-grader Ethan Chaplin, a student at Glen Meadow Middle School, claims he was suspended for twirling his pencil during math class. "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie," another student reportedly yelled during class. The school ordered Chaplin to undergo a physical and psychological evaluation and suspended him. "I'm absolutely livid," his father, Michael Chaplin, told News 12. "I think it's gross misconduct at its finest. They took something so minimal and took it so far over the edge." Michael told Infowars about what Ethan went through during the five-hour evaluation. "The child was stripped, had to give blood samples (which caused him to pass out) and urine samples for of all things drug testing," Michael said. "Then four hours later a social worker spoke to him for five minutes and cleared him. Then an actual doctor came in and said the state was 100 percent incorrect in their procedure and this would not get him back in school." According to Vernon Schools Superintendent Charles Maranzano, he was just following school policy. "We never know what's percolating in the minds of children," Maranzano said. "And when they demonstrate behaviors that raise red flags, we must do our duty." Ethan still doesn't know when he will be allowed to return to school. *-- Long Island nursing home sued for hiring male strippers --* WEST BABYLON, N.Y. (UPI) - A Long Island nursing home is likely going to be sued after allegedly hiring a male stripper to entertain its elderly residents during a party in the recreational room. During a visit to the East Neck Nursing Center in West Babylon, the son of 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood discovered a photo that appears to show the woman slipping money into a male stripper's briefs. "Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her]," according to the suit. The suit alleges that when the son, Franklin Youngblood, confronted a staff member about the photo, "the staffer lunged at him and tried to snatch the picture away." "Bernice Youngblood has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady... And now she has been defiled," attorney John Ray told the New York Post. According to the lawsuit, the striptease was done "for the perverse pleasure and enjoyment of the Defendant's staff." *-- Virginia jury orders man to pay $5,001 to former coworker for peeing in his coffee --* CULPEPER, Va. (UPI) - A Virginia jury has ordered a 53-year-old man to pay $5,001 to his former coworker after he admitted to putting something in his coffee -- and it wasn't cream and sugar. A jury in Culpeper County Circuit Court ordered James Carroll Butler to pay Michael Utz for spiking his coffee pot with pee in March 2009 while they were both working at the town's wastewater plant. The jury found that Butler, who had worked at the plant for 17 years before leaving in 2009, had "personal ill will and spite" towards Utz. When the tainted coffee pot was tested, lab results revealed that the strange brew contained urine and fecal material. The plant mechanic had been seeking $378,000 in compensatory damages and $350,000 in punitive damages. "I done something I am very much ashamed of to a co-worker for [reasons, which are] stress-related [and] things going on in my life on and off the job. I am very much ashamed of my stupid and childlike behavior," Butler wrote in a letter from March 2009. Utz's attorney, Michael Sharman, told the Star Exponent that his client is "really, really happy about the victory and he's glad it's done." *-- California teen who sold pot brownies for prom dress cash now facing deportation --* YUBA CITY, Calif. (UPI) - A California teen was so determined to raise money for a prom dress that she enlisted the help of a minor to help her sell brownies that were laced with pot. Unfortunately for Saira Munoz, she got caught and was taken out of River Valley High School in handcuffs. In addition to being sentenced to four years probation for employing a minor to sell marijuana, the Yuba City teenager is now in danger of being deported back to Mexico. "People make mistakes," Carlos Robles, a friend of Munoz, told CBS Sacramento. "I was hurt, because she got arrested, and nobody wanted to see somebody we cared about go away. There's people that deserve to be deported, and she just wasn't one of them. There's people that do way worse." Munoz came to the United States with temporary permission in 2000, and immigration officials are still reviewing her case after being alerted by the Sutter County Probation Department. "It's too much trouble to deport somebody for that," student James Steerstold told Fox 40. "She should not be deported for making weed brownies. I know lots of students who do that," said student Dursimrim Kalar. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: __ __ | _'-._ _.-'_ | | '::. '. .' .::' | \ '::\ \ / /::' / \ ':\ | | /:' / '._ ` '---' ` _.' ) __ __ ( / / \ / \ \ / \_0/ \0_/ \ =/ .-. \= =| .' \_/ '. |= _ =\ ' | ' /= \`-._ '.__ `--'--` __.' /-_^-'-._ /` \_______/ `\ >-"=_=_-~_`=.,==,=| /==,==,=\ |.,_ \~- >_<_"-~-/ / /\,,,/ / / \,,,// /`"=._ <_"- ~-_>-"; ; _; _ ; ; ; ; ; _; _: / /`;=,__, /=~_->"-_~-; |_/ \| \| | | | |/ |/ \_ ; : ; _,=' >-"<^-^">_"; / \()()|; ; ; ; ;|()()/ \ \ _;="` \-_~-_>~-_.=\ \() _ | \ \ \ \ | ()/="` <,jgs_.-` `=\ / `\|==`==`==`==`=|/` \ / /_.-' \\ || || // \'-'/ \'-'/ `"` `"` While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City, La., my son and namesake was also serving there. His two month old son, whose name was the same as ours, was receiving medical treatments at the base hospital. I went on sick call one morning, and as the doctor reviewed my file, he looked at me in disbelief. "Are you Curtis E. Chaffin?" he asked. When I answered yes, he told me, "It says here that you turn blue when you cry." -<>- It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much anymore." I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered. "Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have a delivery for her." The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. "Mom!" She shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!" -<>- "Sally," asked Linda one day, "what would you do if you caught another woman fooling around with your husband?" "With George?" Sally thought it over. "Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from." -<>- Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get yourself into this?" Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support. "Are you okay?" I asked. "Can I help?" He lifted his head and replied, "I'll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker." -<>- When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again, "How much of a wait?" The woman looked up and said, "About ten minutes." A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loud- speaker: "Willette B. Long, your table is ready." -<>- I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?" Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found instead on one paper, "Moses and the plague of frogs." ========================================================= >-->From Laugh&t&Lift: .-. .-. / \ / \ | _ \ / _ | ; | \ \ / / | ; \ \ \ \_.._/ / / / '. '.;' ';,' .' './ _ _ \.' .' a __ a '. '--./ _, \/ ,_ \.--' ----| \ /\ / |---- .--'\ '-' '-' /'--. _>.__ -- _.- `; .' _ __/ _/ / '.,:".-\ /:, | \.' `""`'.\\ '-,.__/ _ .-. ;|_ /` `|| _/ `\/_ \_|| `\ | ||/ \-./` \ / || | \ ||__/__|___|__|| / \_ |_Happy Easter_| / jgs .' \ = _= _ = _= /`\ / `-;----=--;--' \ \ _.-' '. / `""` `""` >Courtroom Humor Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air. But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings. Mary Louise Gilman, the venerable editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collected many of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in the Court (1977) and More Humor in the Court, published later. From Mrs. Gilman's two volumes, here are some of my favorite transquips, all recorded by America's keepers of the word: Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name? A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for goodness sake, tell them your first name! Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami? A. No. Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marital status? A. Fair. Q. And who is this person you are speaking of? A. My ex-widow said it. Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney? A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good. Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? A. I will be three months November 8th. Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th? A. Yes. Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time? Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable? A. I should be. Q. How many times have you committed suicide? A. Four times. Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased? A. Yes, sir. Q. Before or after he died? Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence? A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words. Q. What happened then? A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." Q. Did he kill you? A. No. Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work. THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any. Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears? A. No. Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears? A. Picking them up in the air. Q. Where was the dog at this time? A. Attached to the ears. Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station? MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot. Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to? A. Oral. Q. How old are you? A. Oral. -<>- _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _ _ , .-' .-' ||| | | |/ \| _ \| _ \| | | {|'--. .-/ / |\\ | | | | _/| _/\ / {{\ \ { | /_ / \| |_|_|\___/|_| |_| |_| {/`'--./=. `-\ `\--;` ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _`\.---' `\\ '-. | | | _|| _ |/ __\|_ _|| _|| _ \ / \ |\ || ) / _/ | _|| |\__ \ | | | _|| / \_/ | |// jgs / __.' '--. |___||_|_|\___/ |_| |___||_\_\ (_) \//_/| ( '--. ___))) //\__/ `-..____))) |/ >Biblical Bumper Stickers: Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'." Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water." The Man with Many Demons: "If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!" Moses: "From a basket case to the promised land." Elijah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home." At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years." At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding." SUBSCRIBE INFO Want to receive a Christian inspirational item AND great clean humor in an email to you each day of the week? It's easy and FREE! 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