Bank Robbers, Unfortunate Truths And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our ShangyFunList: Group Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* Please Consider Giving To ShangralaFamilyFun.com :) The cost of the website has gone up dramatically due to the ever increasingly wonderful pages and photos being added each week to entertain you and our fellow Christian families. If every one would chip in $25 or more, we'd be good for the whole year! So Please - I need your help today! "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a Shangrala Angel, the easiest way to do that is through online giving. It is easy to use, and most of all, it is secure. Please visit the site, scroll down and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL form page comes up. NOTE: Paypal will generate a 'Quantity 1' and 'Price per item' form. Just ignore the price per item and put whatever it is you desire to give in there. With Paypal, you will have your normal receipt for your 'payment' donation in USD (United States Dollars). You can put a memo in there if you'd like. EVERY LITTLE BIT WILL HELP! Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY FOR YOUR GIFT! ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our too hot to handle new page is from our friend Linda. It's of a contest showing off various artist's talents with their real animal photos and detail work with the Photoshop art program. As you'll see, all of these are quite remarkable. Which one is your favorite? Check them out and the real drone robots video here... , __,.._; ) ,--``' / ,";,\ | __; `-' ; |``` ; _ '-""`!------'/ _,-'`/ "===`-'"|_|" ____,(__,-' (ctr`.________,,---``` ;__| | ,-"""""\-..._____,"""""-. |;;;'''':::````:::; ;'''': : (( .---. )) ( ( .---.) ) : \ \ ; ____ : / / ; \ |````|',-"----`-| |' (`----' `----' /(____\ /____) ,-\ / / ,\ \ (_ _/ / (__\ \ ,-\ / ;-._ | (___)_/ (____\| Animal Robots http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/robot.html --- ...Wow! Pretty stunning! Thanks Linda! Our next scorching hot new page is from my daughter Tammy. With all the animosity against law enforcement these days, it is a timely reminder that our men in blue are mostly honest people striving to do their best for the community they serve. It gives us real life stories to prove it. Be sure to check this and its videos out here... , /\ , / '-' '-' \ | POLICE | \ .--. / | ( 19 ) | \ '--' / '--. .--' jgs \/ Cops Saving The Day! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/cops.html --- ...Aww, such a heartwarming one! Thanks Tammy! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: .===. / _/\ \ \/6.6\/ ( _ ) _)---(_ / `~` \ /\/ \/\ \ | | / \|_____|/ | L | |__|__| | | | |_|_| jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!" The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!" -<>- A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," the woman says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies. -<>- _------_ -~ ~- - _ - - |> - - |< - - |> - - || - - || - -__||__- |______| <______> <______> \/ unknown >How Many To Change A Light Bulb... Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. Q: How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company. Q: How many database people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at the same time. Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready. Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it. Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it. Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A1: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change. A2: Four: One to change the light bulb, and three to jointly author a paper entitled "The behavioral rectification of deficient illumination". Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. "You gotta hardware problem? Call the maintenance engineer". Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway. Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Microsoft has declared darkness an international standard. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ June 14 is Chinese Dragon Boat Festival, Flag Day and Monkey Around Day June 15 is National Nature Photography Day, National Prune Day, Smile Power Day and Global Wind Day June 16 is Fresh Veggies Day and International Waterfall Day June 17 is Eat Your Vegetables Day and Nursing Assistants Day June 18 is Go Fishing Day, International Panic Day, International Picnic Day, International Sushi Day, National Splurge Day and Take a Road Trip Day June 19 is Juneteenth, National Hollerin' Contest Day, National Kissing Day, World Juggler's Day and World Sauntering Day June 20 is Father's Day, Summer Day / Summer Solstice, Ice Cream Soda Day, National Bald Eagle Day and National Turkey Lovers Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: __________...----..____..-'``-..___ ,'. ```--.._ : ``._ | -- ``. | -.- -. - -. `. : __ -- . \ `._____________ ( `. -.- -- - . ` \ `-----------------\ \_.--------..__..--.._ `. `. : `--' SSt `-._ . | `.` | \` | \ | / \`. / _\-' /_,' A pastor was doing his children's sermon with all the youngsters down front to hear the lesson. He was discussing the story of Jonah. He quoted the scriptures from Jonah 1 and 2: "And the Lord appointed a great fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. Then Jonah prayed to the Lord his God from the belly of the fish, saying 'I called to the Lord out of my distress and He answered me.' ... and the Lord spoke to the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land." (Jonah 1:17; 2:2, 10) When the pastor finished the quotation, he started trying to solicit input from the youngsters to help him complete his mini-sermon. He asked thoughtfully, "What does the fish vomiting Jonah out on dry land indicate to us today?" One of the youngsters spoke with great enthusiasm for the entire congregation to hear, "It proves that even a fish can't stomach a bad preacher!" -<>- A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class. The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interested in one thing." Shocked, the daddy cautiously asked what that one thing might be. "Paw Patrol, of course," said the girl. -<>- A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries. "Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?" -<>- Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I had enough money. I didn't need the coupon." -<>- .__ _..._ /,-./'.-. ``\. /|/.--./ "\\ /";\\ |||\ `o'_`o |/|| ||\\`.d.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' (o) .-. \ ; `(| |)-'/ ` \ \ /`""H.`\ | ; | `.--\H/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / /`--' : ;_\_ / / /\|, ) __..; ' :`.`|/`-._ / / | | | |\ `-. ; .' `\' ; | \ \ `. \/ : _ : \ `.' \ : / / : `. b : _.'`.__.' | fsc p \ _.' \ / `PhS / | | / `---.._\ ,' | `\ `.____ \`--' / | `------' \__|_,' >RULES FOR BANK ROBBERS According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their business. This information was included in an interesting, amusing article titled "How Not to Rob a Bank," by Tim Clark, which appeared in the 1987 edition of The Old Farmers Almanac. Clark reported that in spite of the widespread use of surveillance cameras, 76 percent of bank robbers use no disguise, 86 percent never study the bank before robbing it, and 95 percent make no long-range plans for concealing the loot. Thus, he offered this advice to would- be bank robbers, along with examples of what can happen if the rules aren't followed: 1. Pick the right bank. Clark advises that you don't follow the lead of the fellow in Anaheim, Cal., who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. On the other hand, you don't want to be too familiar with the bank. A California robber ran into his mother while making his getaway. She turned him in. 2. Approach the right teller. Granted, Clark says, this is harder to plan. One teller in Springfield, Mass., followed the holdup man out of the bank and down the street until she saw him go into a restaurant. She hailed a passing police car, and the police picked him up. Another teller was given a holdup note by a robber, and her father, who was next in line, wrestled the man to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived. 3. Don't sign your demand note. Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburgh, on an envelope bearing the name and address of another in Detroit, and in East Hartford, Conn., on the back of a withdrawal slip giving the robber's signature and account number. 4. Beware of dangerous vegetables. A man in White Plains, N.Y., tried to hold up a bank with a zucchini. The police captured him at his house, where he showed them his "weapon." 5. Avoid being fussy. A robber in Panorama City, Cal., gave a teller a note saying, "I have a gun. Give me all your twenties in this envelope." The teller said, "All I've got is two twenties." The robber took them and left. 6. Don't advertise. A holdup man thought that if he smeared mercury ointment on his face, it would make him invisible to the cameras. Actually, it accentuated his features, giving authorities a much clearer picture. Bank robbers in Minnesota and California tried to create a diversion by throwing stolen money out of the windows of their cars. They succeeded only in drawing attention to themselves. 7. Take right turns only. Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn and ended up on the Homestead Air Force Base. They drove up to a military police guardhouse and, thinking it was a tollbooth, offered the security men money. 8. Provide your own transportation. It is not clever to borrow the teller's car, which she carefully described to police. This resulted in the most quickly-solved bank robbery in the history of Pittsfield, Mass. 9. Don't be too sensitive. In these days of exploding dye packs, stuffing the cash into your pants can lead to embarrassing stains, Clark points out, not to mention severe burns in sensitive places-- as bandits in San Diego and Boston painfully discovered. 10. Consider another line of work. One nervous Newport, R.I., robber, while trying to stuff his ill-gotten gains into his shirt pocket, shot himself in the head and died instantly. Then there was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Mass., who, when the teller told him she had no money, fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. In view of such ineptitude, it is not surprising that in 1978 and 1979, for example, federal and state officers made arrests in 69 percent of the bank holdups reported. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * arm * >SMILES An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90." ---------- A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. She asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf." ---------- Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A bald eagle just flew over head." "Oh." A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No." "There was a black bear walking on that hill over there." "Oh." A few minutes later the second guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy, getting aggravated, says, "Yes, I did!" The first guy then says, "Then why did you step in it?" ----------- A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi- driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed." ---------- Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four largest ones and throw them at me, will you?" "Okay. But, why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." --- ...TeeHee! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- {} , A {} / \, | , .--. | =|= > /.--.\ \ /` | ` |====| ` | |`::`| | .-;`\..../`;_.-^-._ /\\/ / |...::..|` : `| |:'\ | /'''::''| .:. | \ /\;-,/\ :: |..ASCII..| |\ <` > >._::_.| ':ART:' | | `""` / ^^ | ':' | | | \ : / | | \ : / | |___/\___|`-.:.-` | \_ || _/ ` | <_ >< _> | | || | | | || | | _\.:||:./_ | jgs /____/\____\ >Some Unfortunate Truths: * If you can't think of a word, say "I forgot the English word for it." That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot. * I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out. * I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit. * My goal for 2021 is to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go. * I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. * I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes. * A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it. * Senility has been a smooth transition for me. * Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below freezing outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither. * I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this. * I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things. * A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him. * I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day. * Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house. * It's weird being the same age as old people. * Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter. * It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult. * Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Me : To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers. * Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember... don't sing! * If 2020 was a math word problem: If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof? * I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. * So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure? * Corona coaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. * One day you're loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like. * I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. * You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up. --- ...LOL! Yep! Lots of truth here! 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((((~~ / /' _.-~ __.--~ (((( __.-~ _.-~ .' .~~ : ,' ~~~~~ >Hell Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and have to go wait for their final destination in Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call." --- ...LMAO! Sad but true! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- , .''. _.'. (((, / \ _.-' \ (\)))/),' `_.' _.-'=. `\ / (` \(((, `'-. \)=. =. `. |a a ) )))), `\ \) =. =.'-._ | /:: ((((, . | |)=. =. =. `'-._, | / \: ')))) /\_/ |) =./`'-.,_ =' _,/ \"_/ ) (((( _.:' .-' `"""` / ))))/::: (""```"-.__ ; :. ((( ::'' \))), | :' )) ' ':. |((( ; / |)))) \ / | ;(((( `\ /`---""""`Y / ))) / /`| \`. .' ((( / /| | `\\ < )) | || | \\ \ | `\ | \\ \ \/| | // / jgs \/_( //_/ /__/ //__( >The Zen of Sarcasm 01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 03. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 05. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else... 06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet 07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 09. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment. 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up. AND 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. --- ...BaaHaHaHa! Yep pessimists view is right on! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: o sSSSSSSs ~ o SS,,SSSSSs ~ \ S< ?SSSS / \ o S > SSSSS >= ('> _SS)(SSSSS '\ / ( SS SSSSS / \||, )(SS ( SSS\ \\/ /S SS\ \ ~ \./ ). (S / / / \/ \//' ~ /^ ^ '|\` /^ ^ ^| / ^ ^ / ~ |^ ^/' \^ ^ / ~ `\ ^/' ~ )( / \ jgs / ^ \ ~ _/ ^/`.^`._, `-.-' `-.-' Fiesta-inspired beauty treatments - made from food already in your kitchen - are a tasty way to celebrate your skin, body and hair. And the best part is... whatever you have left over you can snack on! * Thicken hair with a guacamole mask The fatty acids and vitamin E in avocado strengthen and nourish hair, thwarting the breakage that can make it look thin. Use with olive oil (its oleic acid plumps the diameter of strands) for a fuller-looking head of hair. Mix half an avocado with 1/2 Tbs. of olive oil. Apply to damp hair - rinse after 15 minutes. * Soften rough heels with a sangria soak Stale wine may be a bust for your palate, but it's a beautiful boost for your feet. Red wine's resveratrol helps repair the dry, damaged layers of skin on heels, while its polyphenols work to moisturize them. Add a few orange slices to the mix. The citric acid sloughs off dead skin cells and speeds new cell growth. Fill a basin with warm water, then add 1 cup of red wine and 6 orange slices. Soak feet for 10 minutes; then rinse. * Eliminate 'chicken skin' with a margarita exfoliator Lime's alpha hydroxy acids break up the keratin buildup that causes the red arm bumps, tequila's astringent properties dissolve oil and dirt that further clogs them, and sea salt gently sloughs away any dry skin and residue. Combine 1/2 cup tequila, 1/4 cup of sea salt and 2 Tbs. of lime juice. While in the shower massage onto damp arm skin for 1 minute; then rinse. -<>- Wouldn't it be awesome if your home could do chores for you? Well... it can, thanks to some clever hacks I've included in today's issue. These everyday household staples will work their butts off throughout the night so you can wake up to spick-and-span appliances and a clean bathroom! * Let grout scrub itself with toothpaste From your bathroom tile to your kitchen backsplash, icky grimy grout can be super-tough to clean. Whitening toothpaste to the rescue! Simply mix traditional toothpaste (not gel, people) with a little water to make it easier to spread across the grout. Let it sit while you sleep, and in the morning, just wipe the area with a damp towel to reveal the bright, white grout! * Get your bathroom gleaming with vinegar This pantry powerhouse will get your toilet sparkling while you sleep! Pour about 1/2 cup of distilled white vinegar into your toilet bowl and let it sit overnight. It disinfects and reduces hard-water rings at the same time. For your sink: put the stopper in and fill it with hot water and 1/2 cup of vinegar, and let it sit overnight as well. In the morning... both your toilet and sink will be nice and clean. AND no elbow grease is needed! -<>- What are the 2 most important things you can do to keep yourself looking young and healthy? Make sure you get plenty of sleep and take care of your skin! Today we're going to look at a couple simple tips that will help you achieve both of these goals without expensive products or fancy treatments. * Get a radiant glow with a sugar-lemon scrub This DIY formula helps keep your complexion soft, shiny, and line-free! Why it works? The sugar's granules slough off dead, dry skin flakes while the lemon's citric acid and vitamin C brightens your skin. Recipe: Mix 2 tsp. of sugar with 2 tsp. of lemon juice. Massage onto damp skin for one to two minutes, and then rinse with warm water. Use twice a week to maintain results. * Sleep soundly with a lavender pillow mist To get ample shut eye spritz your linen with a lavender mist (these are available just about anywhere). The scent's sedative-like effect helps the body sink into deeper sleep, an effect that makes you 87% more likely to sleep well and wake up feeling oh-so refreshed! Another tip: If you sleep with a sleep mask try popping it into the dryer for 5 minutes before bedtime. The warmth prompts the body to release sleep-inducing melatonin. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Hannity 6/11 AND More Conservative Videos: https://smashleft.com/2021/06/12/hannity-06-11-21/ Justice With Judge Jeanine 6/12 https://smashleft.com/2021/06/13/justice-with-judge-jeanine-06-12-21/ Dan Bongino 6/12 https://smashleft.com/2021/06/13/unfiltered-with-dan-bongino-06-12-21/ Chicom Nuclear Reactor Reports Leak / Judge Rules Hospital Employees Have no Freedom, Must Get Jabs / Forensic Audits of Elections Pick Up Steam in 12 States / Judge Reinstates Teacher Fired for Politically Incorrect Pronoun Use / Ilhan Omar Retweets Video by Group Investigated by FBI for Possible Terrorism Ties / Judge Stops Biden’s Race-Based Aid to Farmers / Biden to Skip Joint Press Conference with Putin And More https://reliablenewsnow.com/ What They Just Found In PA And MI Machines PROVES It Was All Stolen! / Top CDC Engineer Has DIED After Getting The Vaccine! / Liberals Now Saying BIRD NAMES ARE RACIST! / The Document Tucker Carlson Just Leaked Is Absolutely Insane! / The CDC Just Issued A Major Heart Warning About The Vaccine! / Ballot Printers Have Just Been Hit With An Epic Lawsuit! / YES! Patriots Have Found The Solution To Voter ID Laws! AND More: http://2020conservative.com/ Latest From Deep State Journal: https://deepstatejournal.com/ Latest From Independent Minute: https://independentminute.com/ Latest From TPN News: https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Medication, CPAP Machines, Pet Food http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: Even the most carefully thought out scam has a flaw. The woman in today's story had a pretty good scam, as scams go. She would take items off the rack at Nordstrom, and then return them to the register for a refund. And apparently it worked pretty well, too. According to the police she was making hundreds of dollars. But there was one contingency she didn't plan for; what to do if she got caught. The woman who was accused of shoplifting at the mall in Rhode Island, lost her life when she jumped 25 feet to the ground in a failed attempt to flee from guards. The 35-year-old woman, who has not been identified, was shopping at the Providence Place Mall when a female security officer saw her taking the clothes. As the officer approached her, she fled through the garage and she attempted to escape by jumping over a railing barrier. The suspect then fell 25 feet to the grass below and suffered serious injuries. She was rushed to Rhode Island Hospital, where she was pronounced dead. I don't know what kind of penalties they have in Rhode Island for pinching a $100 blouse, but it can't be as severe as the death penalty. The only other explanation is she thought she was Batman. -<>- A bad experience at a restaurant can be frustrating. Some people silently vow never to go back. Some people complain. Some people demand their money back. The woman in today's story decided to trash the place, but apparently she thought her actions would carry a lot more weight if she carried them out naked. A decision she regretted when the police showed up with their tasers. Tina Kindred, 53, was acting "out of control" as staff at a Florida restaurant used trays as shields and patrons ran out of the emergency exit doors. She appears to be at an Outback Steakhouse, although police confirmed an incident also occurred at Mojo Grill on the same day. Footage shows the woman standing naked on top of the bar in the restaurant as she smashes bottles on the ground. Police arrived on the scene and the 53-year-old started to attack the officers. One officer deploys a Taser hitting Kindred in the breasts and knocking her to the ground. Video shows Kindred lying on her stomach as the restaurant floor is covered in shards of glass and broken bottles. Kindred admitted to going to Outback with the intent to destroy the bar, according to the police report. She allegedly started flipping tables after being denied service. Kindred alleged that the restaurant owner was not "honest", the sheriff's office said. The 53-year-old was charged with aggravated battery on law enforcement and felony criminal mischief. *--- Bodybuilder crushes watermelons with her thighs ---* A Nevada body builder crushed a world record when she used her thighs to smash three watermelons in under 8 seconds. Kortney Olson, owner of the GRRRL Clothing athletic wear line, said she decided to take on the watermelon-smashing world record to celebrate the opening of the brand's new store in Las Vegas. "I just decided in correlation with our store opening because it's a community space and we really want to start utilizing the space to teach things, to share this watermelon-crushing story with younger girls," Olson said. Olson used her thighs to smash three watermelons in 7.5 seconds, nearly halving Ukrainian bodybuilder Olga Liashchuk's Guinness World Record of 14.65 seconds. Olson's time also beat the male version of the record, which was set at 10.88 seconds by Iranian athlete Rohollah Doshmanziari. Olson said she is preparing to teach a watermelon-crushing class. *--- Skeleton 'driving' Jeep turns heads in Kentucky ---* A Jeep seen driving around the Louisville area is turning heads for an unusual reason -- it looks like a skeleton is driving. Mr. Bonz, a prop skeleton belonging to mechanic Andrew Johnson, has become a regular sight "driving" Johnson's Jeep around Louisville and the surrounding area. Johnson said the driving skeleton was born out of his affection for the Jeep, which has its steering wheel and pedals on the right side -- which is usually the passenger side for cars in the United States. Johnson installed a fake steering wheel in front of the left front seat and hired Mr. Bonz as his fake driver. "I get everything from screams, to 'man that's fantastic,'" Johnson told local news. "It's just all in fun. It's just to make people smile. If I've scared anybody, I apologize." Johnson said Mr. Bonz was originally a temporary feature of the Jeep two Halloweens ago, but locals demanded his return. "People would stop me in Walmart, Kroger, Kmart, wherever and say, 'where's your skeleton?'" *- Medieval justice: Thief tackled by wench, held by knight -* A man who allegedly tried to swipe a jouster's sword at the Colorado Renaissance Festival was tackled by two women and held for police by a knight in shining armor. Witnesses said the man jumped into the jousting pen during a demonstration and ran off with a sword. Steven Chapman, who snapped photos of the incident and posted them to Facebook, said he saw the man being pursued by two women. "A man held a sword and appeared to be playing keep-away with two women. When one of the females shouted for security I realized the moment was serious," Chapman wrote on his blog. "Before onlookers could intervene, one woman ripped the stolen sword from the man and another woman (dressed as a wench) tackled him to the ground, quickly applying a headlock. I photographed the incident from the time of the take-down to when the suspect was led away by authorities." The woman who tackled the man was soon relieved by a knight in shining armor -- the woman's husband. The suspect, identified as Connor Ward, 22, was charged with attempted assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and theft. Police said Ward was drunk and is a friend of the performers who tackled and held him. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '===================================== ,sSSSs DUFFY'S WATERING HOLE SSSS "( .:. SSS@ =/ \~/ C|||' SSSS_(_ _Y_ ___|||______________________________SS/ _)_) /.- [____________________________________] \ /\// | ____ ____ ____ ____ | \|==(\_/ | (____) (____) (____) (____) | (/ ; | | | | | | | | | | |____| | | | | | | | | | | \ |\ | | | | | | | | | | ) ) ) | |____| |____| |____| |____| | ( |/ | I====I I====I I====I I====I | /\ | jgs | | | | | | | | | /.(=\ Y\_\ >Yogurt Walks Into A Bar Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals." -<>- >I'll Do Anything A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten singles. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house." -<>- >Asking For A Raise The new employee had only been with the firm for a few months when she went in to ask for a raise. "So soon!" The boss was taken aback. "Certainly not. In this company you have to work yourself up." "I have!" she insisted. "Look at me... I'm trembling all over." -<>- >Car Broke Down A blonde, brunette and redhead were on a cross country trip and their car broke down in the middle of nowhere. They each took a few things from the car and started walking. After a bit, they sat down to rest and were looking at the things each had brought with them. The blonde asked why the brunette brought a sandwich, the brunette said, so I can eat it if I get hungry. She then asked the redhead why she brought water, the redhead said, so I can drink it if I get thirsty. The brunette and redhead asked the blonde, why in the world did you bring the car door? The blonde replied, So if I get hot I can roll the window down!! -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: Where was the Magna Carta signed? A: At the bottom! Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages? A: By Norse Code! Q: Where do Santa's elves go when they're on vacation? A: Gnome, Alaska. Q: What bone will a dog never eat? A: A trombone. Q: Where do you find giant snails? A: On the ends of giant's fingers. \\\\\////// .-""-. \\\\\\////// / _ _ \ [[[[[[[]]]]]]]] |(_)(_)| /////////\\\\\\ ( /\ ) //// ~0 ( 0~ \\\\ L====J //(, 8-_\-8 ,)\\ `-..-` //|\ .===. /|\\ \\// \ '===' /* || \__.__/ _.=||=._ .---'@ @'---. /| || |\ / '@ @' \ _||_ / . 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"That's a very clever idea," says the cardiologist, "I'd love my tombstone to be shaped like a heart in red marble." The urologist is silent for a bit, then says, "I'm thinking about having my ashes scattered." -<>- In the British documentary 56 Up, a man shared that he had earned a law degree at Oxford. Then, in his thick English accent, he proudly proclaimed that he was now a "barrister." My 13-year-old daughter wasn't impressed. "So," she said, "he spent all that effort getting an Oxford law degree, and now he works at Starbucks?" -<>- My wife is a very adventurous cook. "How does this sound?" she called out from the kitchen. "Bonito, surimi, and anchovies in a decadent, silky broth." "Sounds delicious," I hollered back. "Is that what we're having tonight?" "No. I'm reading from this packet of cat food." -<>- ,;;. ,' '''-,-. __ \,, > / _ ' \ `./-' `. ' (_._ ,(--) `| ' /` } `----' ( | | ) || |`. | '_I |_|__| ' c'c' |)|) |'|' ,_'_'_\ jv As we left the gym after our first real workout in years, my husband and I both felt energized. "Let's make a commitment to do it three times a week," I said. "Absolutely," my husband agreed, "three times at a minimum." "And no whining," I said. "No excuses." "No, we'll do it," he said enthusiastically, "you can count on it." "And on my late night, we can just meet here at the gym." "The gym?" my husband said, confused. "I thought we were talking about making love?" -<>- Two resident doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the tax auditor in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!" ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| ejm97 |__________| >Really, Really "BAD HEADLINES" These are REAL Headlines with double meanings that have appeared in newspapers from around the world. ~ March Planned For Next August ~ Blind Bishop Appointed To See ~ Lingerie Shipment Hijacked - Thief Gives Police The Slip ~ L.A. 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And you got trading stamps to exchange for free stuff to boot! * When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box. * When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it. * When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. * When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed--and did! * When women were called, "Mrs. John Smith," instead of their own name. * When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. -<>- This is an old one but it is still very funny : P |\ /| |\\ //| | \\ // | |_=\\ //=_| | _=|| ||=_ | \ _=|| ||=_ / \_ =\',:;:,'/= _/ \__" `:` "__/ ) ( / \ | | |_ _| (0\ /0) | | `. .' | | | | ; | :| |; '/ \' (() ()) jgs \ / `---' A Preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. 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As I was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher, was holding on to my leg and pleading with me not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. We were beginning to make a scene when my wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, Christopher loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy." -<>- >There are three ways to get things done: 1) do it yourself 2) hire someone to do it 3) forbid your kids to do it -<>- Just about everyone has heard the phrase Stanley supposedly said upon finally locating the man he had searched for through most of Africa: "Doctor Livingstone, I presume." I'll bet y'all don't know the good doctor's reply though: "Do you have an appointment?" -<>- . \ | / _\|/_ .' 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