Birthday Girl & More ... :) Shangy! >-->In The 'Shangy' News :) __ _,--="=--,_ __ / \." .-. "./ \ / ,/ _ : : _ \/` \ \ `| /o\ :_: /o\ |\__/ `-'| :="~` _ `~"=: | \` (_) `/ _ .-"-. \ | / .-"-. _ (_'-{ }-| /,.-'-.,\ |-{ }-'_) (_.=(_)_)_)=\_/`~-===-~`\_/=(_(_(_)=._) jgs We have a new pet page in our Pet Gallery. I hope all will visit the page and give Jinnie a nice comment. She Writes: Thanks so very much. You did a beautiful job. Jodi certainly deserves all the fame and notariaty she can get! She is a living testamonial to her breed, although I do think she is one of a kind of course! There will never be another one like her. Again, thanks very much and I will pass this on to all my email pals. Sincerely, Jinnie and Jodi Please visit her pet page here: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pets.html Pet Gallery The direct link page is here: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pets/Jinniespet.html Jodi ---- ...You are welcome Jinnie. Jodi makes a nice addition to our Gallery! -<,,>- _,,_ /` `\ / / 6 6\ \ \/\ Y /\/ /\-/\ / `'^` \ /a a \ _ , ( \ | \ =\ Y =/-~~~~~~-,_____/ ) |\|\_/ \_/ '^--' ______/ \/'. \ /'\ \ / \ /=\ / || |---'\ \ jgs /____)/____) (_(__| ((__| Any one else Have a pet(any pet) they would like to make a star? Send me any jpg or gif image or images of your pet(s) along with what breed or type of pet(s) they are. Also tell me something cute, funny or interesting about their unique personality. EMAIL ME with picture(s) and info you want to share with the world and Make YOUR Pet(s) Famous! Send an email to me here: mailto:bcrsystems@earthlink.net?Subject=My_Pet ============ >In the News from www.cc.org ,_('--, (.--; ,--')_, | ;--.) .-. |.| .-. \|\|/ .-. .-.`\|/|/`_ `\|/|/` ' `^jgs`^^`^``^``^``^``^`` President George W. Bush Issued a "National Days of Prayer and Remembrance, 2007" Proclamation During his Trip to Australia this Week The following is a proclamation issued by President George W. Bush during his trip to Australia this week: NATIONAL DAYS OF PRAYER AND REMEMBRANCE, 2007 BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .---. /-====) | / '( / / _/ | |-( _ / | \ //| / \ \/\/ | |\ / `-;./ ;-' | \ | \ _/ | jgs .--/ / `''---`-----` A PROCLAMATION During this year's National Days of Prayer and Remembrance, we honor the thousands of victims who died in the brutal and ruthless attacks in New York City, Pennsylvania, and at the Pentagon on September 11, 2001. Our Nation remembers with gratitude the firefighters, police officers, first responders, and ordinary citizens who acted with courage and compassion to save the lives of others, and we pray for the families whose loved ones were taken from them. Never forgetting that terrible day, we remain determined to bring our enemies to justice, defy the terrorists' ideology of hate, and work to make our world safer. We honor the members of our Armed Forces who died while taking the fight to our adversaries, and we are grateful for those who continue to protect our Nation and our way of life. Their courage, sacrifice, and dedication help preserve our freedom. We pray for their safety, for all those who love them, and for the peace we all seek. We remain a hopeful America, inspired by the kindness and compassion of our citizens and our commitment to freedom and opportunity. During these days of prayer and remembrance, we reflect on all we have lost and take comfort in each other and in the grace and mercy of our Creator. May God guide us, give us strength and wisdom, and may He continue to bless our great country. NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim Friday, September 7, through Sunday, September 9, 2007, as National Days of Prayer and Remembrance. I ask that the people of the United States and their places of worship mark these National Days of Prayer and Remembrance with memorial services, the ringing of bells, and evening candlelight remembrance vigils. I also invite the people of the world to share in these Days of Prayer and Remembrance. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this fourth day of September, in the year of our Lord two thousand seven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-second. GEORGE W. BUSH >===>NOW ON WITH OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SMILES <===< >-->From The FunnyBone: Dear Diary, [Birthday Girl] It's been a while since I've made an entry, but I've been rather busy. Between work, family and my never ending search for the perfect Hooters waitress, I just haven't had the time. But tonight something special happened. During the celebration of my youngest daughter's first birthday, we discovered that she is a genius. * With cameras rolling we put her _....#...._ first piece of birthday cake in .-'` # `'-. front of her. One taste and she |`-.............-'| was off to the races. Cake | Happy Birthday! | everywhere. The table, the \ _ .-. _ / floor, the chair and a four inch ,-|'-' '-' '-' '-'`|-, radius around her mouth, pretty /` \._ _./ `\ much her entire face. She did '._ `"""""""""""` _.' manage to get a goodly amount `''--...........--''` into her mouth by herself, but ) ( that's not what makes her a genius. .--' '--. jgs / \ When she had finished and realized that `'---------'` she wasn't going to get another piece, she picked up the paper plate and began to lick the frosting off of it! I didn't learn that trick until I was almost 20 years-old! .===. "Honey! Honey! Do you see that? / ,,, \ She's a genius," I said as fatherly ( /6.6\ ) pride began to seep in. )( _ )( (_/;---;\_) "She picked up the plate and licked / "=" \ it. She's a genius!" ( (_.@._) ) /'._\|/_.'\ My wife thought so, too. She said, /. . . . . .\ "Yeah. She gets that from your side `"`"|"|"|"`"` of the family." jgs _|_|_|_ (___|___) ================================================================= @-. _ )\\ _ / \/ | \/ \ @/`|/\/\/|`\@ /~~~~~\ | ^ ^ | Bizarre Predictions (| . |) | (\_/) | .-"-\ \_/ /-"-. / .-. \___/ .-. \ @/` /.-. .-.\ `\@ jgs @` \ / `@ @ "Radio has no future. Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. X-rays will prove to be a hoax." - English scientist William Thomson, Lord Kelvin, 1899 "Television won't matter in your lifetime or mine." - Radio Times editor Rex Lambert, 1936 "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman, and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "By 2000, the machines will be producing so much that every- one in the U.S. will, in effect, be independently wealthy. - Time Magazine, 1966 "An impractical sort of fad, and has no place in the serious job of postal transportation." - Second Assistant U.S. Postmaster General Paul Henderson on airmail, 1922 "It's a bad joke that won't last. Not with winter coming." - Fashion designer CoCo Chanel on miniskkirts, 1966 "Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927 "You ought to go back to driving a truck." - Concert manager, firing Elvis Presley in 1954 "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything." - Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895 ================================================================ >-->From Our Friend Steve :) >Sharing: A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shou lder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just Love the chocolate around them." .---. (_---_) (_/6 6\_) ( v ) `\ /' .-'': ;``-. / \,Y./ \ / (:)___ \ : .-'XXX`-.`\_; `.__.-XXX-.__.'\_ / / XXX \ \ `\_ / XXX \ `\ / XXX \ _`\___ jgs / \ (`--"""-') / \ (=-=-=-=-) `--...___ ___...--' (________) ``` Moral of the Story: It pays to be careful around old people. -<>- + (_) / \ /_____\ |.;.| \(%)/ \_/ o=={_}==o | | | | ,sSSSSs | ,sSSS` "> | SSSS@ =) | SSSSS_(_ __ | |SS/ _)_) /.- | |< \ /\// ~ Steve's Album ~ | | \|==(\_/ | | (/ ; | | |____| | | \ |\ | | ) ) ) | | ( |/ | | /\ | jgs| /.(=\ Y\_\ Steve sent us an update on Bushy for our club's Breakfast Club photos - very sweet pictures! Also check out added photos in Steve's Album View them all here: http://ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList/photos -<>- >The Perfect Crime: Yes - this IS funny and we have it available through our club here for all to see this video file: The Perfect Crime http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList/files/ -<>- >A Beautiful Email Yes it is Steve! We have it available here: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dreamy.html --- ...Wonderful ones! Thanks Steve! ================================================================== >-->From my better half - Paul :) >An Et-Ahem!! If You Are Unhappy... .-. , /6 6\ , }\ \ V / /{ } \/ \/ { }___/ \___{ \ / jgs `|-|` // \\ Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to head south for the winter. Soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly mouth. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing, just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him. (______ <\-/> ______) /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ /_ \(o_o)/ _\ /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ \/ | / \ | \/ /((( )))\ jgs __\ \___/ /__ (((---' '---))) The moral of the story: 1. Everyone who 'poohs' on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2. Everyone that gets you out of the 'pooh' is not necessarily your friend. 3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of 'pooh', keep your mouth shut! ====================================================================-= >-->In The Worldly News: >From our Christian Singer Friend Carman :) C @=. /|\/ | \| | __.__ /\ |( |()| ejm97 / / _|_) |__| CARMAN will be hosting TBN's "Praise The Lord" on Monday Night, Sept 10th from Miami, FL Guests Include Paula White Robin Givens, Lucinda Moore and Deitrick Haddan (He will be singing songs from his new CD Release) Instrument of Praise Will be at stores on: Tues/Sept 11th Join the New "Live" Webcam Broadcast in the "Members Only Chatroom" as Carman answers YOUR questions. Its Personal, Insightful and LOTS of FUN! Go to www.carman.org and sign up TODAY! Next Webcam will be September 24th @ 8PM EST. -<>- >From BizarreNews: -- Singapore court rules on bad feng shui -------- SINGAPORE - Bad feng shui has been ruled a legitimate reason to sell a home in Singapore and not have to pay taxes on the proceeds. Singapore's High Court ruled Thursday that a couple was indeed forced to sell their apartment due to the lousy design that soured the feng shui energy, so they don't owe the government a tax on their gains. Feng shui is the Asian art of designing and decorating a home or office so that positive energy flows throughout and bad energy is kept outside. The Straits Times said the case, believed to be a first in Singapore, involved a couple who tax collectors had alleged were trading real estate in the 1990s and therefore owed the government a cut. __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' -- Suspected undies bandit under arrest --------- LAS CRUSES, N.M. - A suspect in a string of Las Cruces, New Mexico robberies has been charged with breaking into homes and stealing, among other things, women's undies. Police dubbed the thief "the serial lingerie bandit" because of his proclivity for taking underwear, the El Paso (Texas) Times reported Friday. The burglaries "were spread out over the last two months," Las Cruces Police spokesman Dan Trujillo said. "It could be more, and there could be other victims out there." Although jailed on two burglary counts, investigators said they suspect Martin Angel Moreno, 23, broke into at least six homes to steal women's panties. When searching the suspect's home, police found, among other things, lingerie, DVDs, television sets and photos of victims and their families. "We think (the photos are) probably like a memento for him, an additional memento beside the undergarments," Trujillo said. \\\ , \ `| ) ( .-""-. | | /_ { '. BIRTHDAY | | (/ `\ } ) | | ^/ ^`} { GIRL! \ \ \= ( { ) \ \ '-, { {{ \ \_.' ) } ) \.-' ( ( /'-.'_. ) ( } \_( { _/\ ) '--' `-;\ \ _.-' / / / <\/>_.' .' / / <\/>/. ' /<\// / _ |\`- _ . -/| - _- ` _.-'`_/- | \ - - - - \\\ }`<\/> <\/>`{ { -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- } } { <\/>. <\/> {`<\/> <\/>`} } -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- { { } } } { H A P P Y { <\/> B I R T H D A Y <\/> `<\/> <\/>' jgs -<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>_<\/>- -- British woman turns 110 years old --------- GODALMING, England - A British woman born in 1897 celebrated her 110th birthday in Godalming, England, attributing her old age to ingesting lots of salt. Mary Brown, who lives at Eastlake Residential Home, was with four generations of her family Wednesday to mark her 110th birthday, Britain's Telegraph reported. In attendance were five grandchildren and 12 great- grandchildren, as well as her 78-year-old son, George. Brown outlived her eldest son, Hugh, who died in 2002 and her husband, John, who died in 1950. The former teacher recalled at her party that the arrival of electricity and labor-saving devices at her home when she was younger is still one of the biggest changes she has seen, The Telegraph said. She also revealed that she has lived so long due to the facts that she doesn't drive and enjoys all food with plenty of salt. -<>- >From CoffeeBreak: Pink Tasers still pack quite a wallop Arizona's Taser International Inc., looking to the female potential buyer, redefines shocking colors with 50,000-volt Tasers in high-fashion hues. The folks at Taser are flooding the market with a new Taser geared toward women that delivers a 50,000-volt jolt with a fashionable casing, The Washington Times reported. The pink, purple, silver and blue Tasers have been selling at a rapid pace since they were introduced in July. "It's been phenomenal," Taser International President Kathy Hanrahan told the Times. "There are millions of people who want to be able to protect themselves but don't want to carry a firearm," said Hanrahan. "We wanted to provide an alternative without having to take a life." The Taser C2 costs about $350 and is about the size of a cell phone. ==^== |[[[| |[[[| Trash can helps save baby in California '---' ptr A mother in San Jose, Calif., hid her baby in a trash can this week in a desperate but successful attempt to protect the infant from a raging pit bull. The San Jose (Calif.) Mercury News said that when faced with the possibility of having the dog attack her 4-month-old son, Angela Silva chose to use a trash can as a temporary baby shelter. The 32-year-old mother said she was attacked by the 80-pound dog, which lived next door, when she went out to the garage Tuesday, cradling her son in her arms. Silva said the dog knocked the trash can over and began to close in on her child. She threw herself between the two, suffering numerous bites from the animal before two nearby contractors scared the dog away. Silva told the newspaper she will never forget the experience. "This was just so traumatic," she said. "Every time I closed my eyes, I just thought about that dog." Jesus has company on courtroom wall perhaps heading off a lawsuit over a religious image in a government facility. Images of Confucius, Hammurabi and more than a dozen other historical figures have joined Jesus on the wall at Slidell City Court, The Times-Picayune of New Orleans reported. Officials mounted the additional portraits last Friday, one week before a scheduled court hearing at which the Louisiana chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union was expected to ask a federal judge to remove the Jesus portrait as a violation of the U.S. Constitution. Mike Johnson, senior legal counsel for the Alliance Defense Fund, a Christian legal organization that is representing the court, said: "They wanted to erect an artistic display to emphasize the importance of following the law to maintain a peaceful society. The expanded display conveys that same message in a way that is unmistakable." The Slidell City Court's expanded display also includes a framed copy of the Constitution, the newspaper said. The new portraits contain many of the same figures, "historical lawgivers," depicted on the U.S. Supreme Court courtroom's north and south walls. However, the Supreme Court's art does not include Jesus. ============================================================== >-->From Our Friend ElfMagic :) ________ ,o88~~88888888o, ,~~?8P 88888 8, d d88 d88 d8_88 b d d888888888 b 8,?88888888 d8.b o. 8 8~88888888~ ~^8888\ db 8 ? 888888 ,888P ? `8888b,_ d888P ` 8888888b ,888' ~-?8888888 _.P-~ seal ~~~~~~ You've got to see what these guys are doing to create world peace. It makes so much sense, and they're already endorsed by Arun Gandhi, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Jack Canfield, and Deepak Chopra. They've got a realistic plan that puts the power of peace in our hands, so I just joined them. I hope you will too: www.tenmillionclicksforpeace.org Best wishes, Elfmagic --- ...Worth looking into - Thanks Elfmagic! ========================================================== >-->From Our Friend Maxy's Pal: As I've Matured: http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/life/life.htm -<,,>- >Ben Stein ,___, /(6 6)\_ /\` ' `'\\_ \\\_''''|\\\ )\\\\''//||/ ._,--/////""------ b'ger ` If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly. The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat. Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to. In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking. Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this Happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. ?And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?" (She said the same thing when interviewed after 9-11) In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK. Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK. Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves. Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW." Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace. Are you laughing? Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it. Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us. Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in. My Best Regards. honestly and respectfully, Ben Stein --- ...Interesting reading! Thanks Maxy's Pal! ====================================================================== >-->From Our friend GSusieQ :) >Ladies Room .--""--.___.._ ( <__> ) `-. |`--..--'| <| | :| / | :|--""-./ `.__ __;' o!O "" When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn 't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take your mind off your trembling th! ighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dis penser. In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake more. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail . Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet. "Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it 's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, "You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get." By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too. At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk pa st the line of women still waiting. You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you just might need this." As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, "What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?" This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a pu blic restrooms (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse and hand you Kleenex under the door! (This HAD to be written by a woman! No one else could describe it so accurately!) Send this to all women that need a good laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!! It could save your life! -<>- >A WEEK AT THE GYM \\\/// \(..)/ ( _> ) _/'--/_ /^ _ _ `\ .' / \ ) | \' '// ,, < < | | \ ,, ||, `. \\ . /, \ ,|| =|||===(((==========)))===|||= ||^ /`:----/\ `|| `` ( \ / \ `` | /`^\ | | | | | | / \ | / `| |^ \ | / \ | | | | | / \ | \ gnv .oooO LOoo If you can read this without laughing out loud.... well...... This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my sixtieth birthday this year, my daughter Rachel (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY : Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!! TUESDAY : I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air - then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me. WEDNESDAY : The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning; and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair 'monster'. Why the h*** would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other s*** too. THURSDAY : Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes. Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny b**** to find me. Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank. FRIDAY : I hate that b**** Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. 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"I didn't have time to prepare a new sermon of my own on such short notice, so I got on your computer and pulled up one of your old sermon's from last year." Dave Aufrance - Missionary in Hong Kong By way of "Jim/Carolyn Wheeler" <56chevrolet@email.msn.com> >From Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries. To subscribe go to http://www.sermonfodder.com or drop an email note to Sermon_Fodder-subscribe@yahoogroups.com. Please leave this attached if you forward this to friends. ======================================== Life After Playboy A former centerfold discovered fulfillment helping Haiti's neediest children. Now she's ready to expose the evils of pornography. by Bob Liparulo Susie Krabacher's body has opened a lot of doors, not all of them to places she ought to have gone. One such place: Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion, where she lived for a year and then visited frequently after her 1984 stint as a Playboy centerfold. Her season there and her journey out of that symbolic heart of hedonism to a Christian life of tireless giving have opened yet another door-this time not for her but for those who see only the airbrushed bodies of nude models and not the pain within them. So forget the incomprehensible numbers-that pornography is an $8 billion-a-year industry and that 70 percent of all pornographic magazines end up in the hands of minors. Never mind, at least for now, the statistics that link pornography to violent crime and aggression toward women. Krabacher is neither a statistic nor incomprehensible. She is a charming woman, now 39, whose experience resides within her as a complex jumble of mixed emotions. "The craziness of my time as a Playboy model," she says from her home in Aspen, Colorado, "the attention, the money, the betrayals, the compromises-all of it-led me to a real relationship with Christ. So I can't say I hate having gone through it. Do I wish I could have gotten to where I am today without taking off my clothes? Absolutely." And where she is today is indeed an admirable place. She spends much of her time in Haiti as founding director of the Foundation for Worldwide Mercy and Sharing, which funds orphanages, clinics, schools, and hospital wards for needy children. "I call them my kids," she says. "All 1,658 of them." So dedicated is she to alleviating the staggering poverty, hunger, and illness of these Haitian children, she regularly braves blistering swamps, infectious diseases, even machine-gun-toting gangs to deliver aid and lots of TLC. Her efforts have garnered national acclaim, including an article in People magazine, which called her a hero. "The media goes, 'Hey, there's a Playboy Bunny doing charity work in Haiti. That's a story!' " she laughs. "The attention brings in contributions and volunteers. I see that as God using my past to make something good." Innocence uncovered Speaking of the past causes a subtle change in Krabacher's normally cheery voice, like the faintest chill that marks the end of summer. A bit of the warmth goes away. From age 4 to age 8 her maternal grandfather sexually molested her. In addition, her parents were so repressively strict, especially about everything sexual, that when she experienced her first menstruation, she thought she was dying. At 15, she bolted from home, lying about her age to get an apartment and a job. "I was very down on myself," she remembers. "Money was tight, and I felt like an ugly duckling. I thought nobody liked me, that nobody could like me." When Krabacher was 17, a photographer she knew suggested snapping some shots of her in a bathing suit for submission to Playboy. "The photographer had fallen on hard times and begged me to let him take the pictures," she says. "I just couldn't let him down. I guess Hef loved them because the next thing I know I'm flying out to California and being treated like a star. I started thinking of the money and how good it felt to have people tell me I was pretty. I was hooked." On her way to the Playboy mansion, Krabacher, who had been reared in a churchgoing family and had at least a passing acquaintance with heavenly matters, made a pact with herself. She would use any fame and fortune that came her way to do good. "I was going to be God's best little servant." Things didn't quite turn out that way. "There are two types of girls who end up at Playboy," she says. "Ones like me, who are from small towns and quiet backgrounds, as na�ve as can be. Then there are the savvy girls who know exactly what they want and how to get it. Of course, the savvy ones never get more innocent, but the innocent ones sure get awfully savvy. Behavior that you used to think was completely unacceptable suddenly becomes acceptable. I drew a line in the sand, and then found myself constantly erasing it and redrawing it." In her mind, one of those lines delineated nudity from pornography. "I think most people understand the difference," she says. "It has a lot to do with body language and posing." Despite initial intentions to "keep it clean," a desire to please the people who were being so nice to her prevailed. "I wound up making pornography." Which made the people even nicer. Limos, clothing, parties, wining, dining, promises of fame, fortune, the moon. "It all goes right to your head. Nobody can be around that kind of attention, that kind of abundance and not be changed by it." She concedes having witnessed everything from date rape to physical abuse. "Girls get injured when they live in a world that revolves around superficial beauty," she says. "I think the reason some of them get into lesbianism--and I'd thought about it myself--is that women are safe. When you're a Playboy model, so many men gawk at you and hit on you and lie to you and tell you anything to satisfy their own fantasies, their own lust, you become very distrustful. You become very wary." Seeming to follow some invisible script for Playboy models, along with the public appearances, photo shoots, and countless movie and television auditions, Krabacher chalked up a failed marriage. Handling her divorce was Aspen attorney Joe Krabacher, whom she ultimately married in 1988. "He was the first man in my life who cared about all of me, inside and out," she says. Away from the Playboy lifestyle and having found true love, she recommitted herself to Jesus Christ and helped bring Joe into the fold. Fatal attractions "For a long time, I recognized the danger to myself, but I didn't think that I'd caused harm to others by being a Playboy model," Krabacher says reflectively. "Slowly, God showed me otherwise." One of the bigger blows was finding her husband with a Playboy magazine. "And it wasn't mine!" she says, only half-joking. "It really hurt. All of a sudden, I felt that I was competing for his attention, even his affection." If Susie Krabacher-beautiful and not so far removed from that very publication herself-could get the heart knocked out of her that way, how must the average housewife feel upon making a similar discovery. "I feel the same pain," she says. "I know there is always somebody prettier, younger. And you don't want to think that your husband has to go outside of your marriage for satisfaction, even if it's just to a magazine. It makes me sick to think that I may have contributed to such hurt feelings in other couples' lives by appearing in Playboy. If I did, I pray for forgiveness, and I pray everything worked out for them." She pauses, then adds: "But it doesn't always work out when something like that comes into a marriage." She also cringes at the idea that maturing boys often get their first full glimpse of the female body from pornography. "How can the girls they know compete with that?" she asks. "They can't. Nobody can. Even the women in the magazines can't compete with themselves in perfect pose and perfect lighting and perfect touch-ups. "Boys who view these magazines not only develop a sense that women are there merely to satisfy them, but their expectations of what a girl should look like is skewed. In a perfect world, young people would learn about sex from their parents and experience it first with their spouses." It's not a perfect world, however, and Krabacher knows she can't do much about those husbands and boys who mistake magazine nudies for reality. But those good deeds she promised long ago to do, she is doing. To nearly 2,000 children in Haiti, she is not the former Playboy model. She is the woman who picks them up and kisses away their tears and makes everything all better. 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