Blonde With Car Trouble... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* May God Help And Bless Those Affected By The Recent Tornadoes! -<>- >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This super scorcher comes from our friend Linda. I never knew all these tools existed! A bit on the humorous side and certainly one to spark your interest! Check it out here... emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ """"""|_____ ) """""""""--------""" Thoughts Into Action 7 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/action7.html --- ...TeeHee. A Martha Stewart I am not but even I would appreciate some of these clever slicers! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: The Dinner Party A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl _____ stared at the man sitting across from her. ."` `". The girl could hardly eat her food __ / \ __ for staring. The man checked his / & /"""""\ & \ tie, felt his face for food, patted / /\ /` 9 9 `\ /\ \ his hair in place but nothing stopped | | /` ^ `\ | | her from staring at him. / / \ '-' / \ \ He tried his best to just ignore /.-' `-._____.-`jgs`-.\ her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her "Why are you staring at me?" Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said "I just want to see how you drink like a fish." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 28 is International Astronomy Day April 29 is Greenery Day, National Shrimp Scampi Day April 30 is Hairstyle Appreciation Day May 1 is May Day, Loyalty Day, Mother Goose Day May 2 is Baby Day May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day, World Press Freedom Day May 4 is Bird Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: \\\ ____ ________``` \ =|- [________] \ | =| | _ | | \ __ ejm |__=|- O--(_) `.______.' \ O=======(__) /|\ (/(|(\ >Cuisine Stationed with the Army near Tokyo, I taught a conversational English class to a group of Japanese businessmen. Wishing to acquaint me with their cuisine, my class took me to dinner at a local restaurant. I've never enjoyed seafood, and my hosts noticed my lack of enthusiasm when the odd assortment of raw and cooked fish was served. Intent on saving the evening, one man asked if I'd like a pizza. I accepted with delight. Soon a smiling waitress came to our table and placed before me a large, hot pizza - piled high with squid. -<>- >Elderly Couple I noticed an elderly couple in a nearby booth in the restaurant enjoying each other's company. They looked to be in their high-80's. I wondered if they'd have to wait for a bus to take them home, while I, much younger, would enjoy a drive home in my car. While I was wondering, they got up to leave ... and reached down for their motorcycle helmets. -<>- >Guard Dog My friend, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard asked, "Mind if our new guard dog practices sniffing your truck?" He obliged and the dog went to work. Almost immediately, it latched onto a scent and jumped into the truck bed sniffing furiously. My friend became nervous. There were no drugs or weapons. What could the dog be after? A few minutes later, the guard approached. "Sorry," he said sheepishly, "our dog ate your lunch." -<>- >Musical Bits Standing in line at the grocery-store checkout, my dad was pleased to hear bits of classical music. Unfortunately, the music would begin to play, only to quickly stop. The store's sound system did not seem to be working properly. Turning to the woman standing behind him in line, Dad commented on how lovely the music was and how he hoped the store would get their system fixed. As the music started up again. Dad smiled at the lady and said, "There it is again! Isn't it lovely?" "Sir, it is indeed lovely, but it's not from the store," the woman replied with a smile. "Your cellphone is ringing!" -<>- >Side Effects I'm not keen on taking pills, so when my doctor gave me a prescription to lower my blood pressure, I asked him if there were any side effects. "Yes," he said. "Longevity." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) .-''-. / .--. \ : / \ : : :-. .-: : : | @ @ | : : : : : '._.\ .- /._.' '..' || _.I__I._ fsc >WARNING - Serious security flaw affects every version of Internet Explorer Microsoft just released a bombshell security announcement. Researchers at security company FireEye have found a flaw in Internet Explorer that could let hackers easily slip a virus on to your computer. And hackers are already using it. This flaw is present in every version of Internet Explorer - from 6 to 11 - stretching back more than a decade. You have no defense with the latest Windows systems, either; the program is vulnerable no matter which version of Windows you are running. The bug is a drive-by hack; all you have to do is visit a site that hackers have hijacked or modified and you're infected. The really bad news: As I'm writing this, there's no permanent fix and Microsoft is still researching the problem. This flaw only affects Internet Explorer, so switching to another browser will instantly stop the threat. Firefox is a good free alternatives. https://www.google.com/#q=firefox+download If you want, you can switch back to IE once this flaw is fixed, but you might find you don’t want to. ... ...I like Firefox. Thanks LouiseA! -<>- /| / \ , / |\ `--'| ,----^ | `---/ / \ | C) C) | | .___, | \. \_/ / `-----' m1a >SMILES A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. One-seventy." The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 183. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "Five-eleven." The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5' 8 1/2". She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high. The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and wiry. Now, I'm short and dumpy...." -------- The class assignment was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his, "Papa fell in the well last week..." he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Koop. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Johnny. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday." -------- A little boy came home from Sunday School with a big candy bar. His mother asked him where he got it. "I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said. "That dollar was for Sunday School," she scolded him. "I know, Mom, he replied, "but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!" -------- The department manager is a wise, friendly old man, and one day, during an interview in his office he was asked, "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" He said, "Two words." "And, sir, what are they?" "Right decisions." "But how do you make right decisions?" "One word." He responded. "And, sir, what is that?" "Experience." "And how do you get experience?" "Two words." "And, sir, what are they?" "Wrong decisions." ------- A rural couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only son to college. Once there, he began to let his hair grow long, plus sideburns, a mustache, and a goatee. When his hair was luxurious enough to satisfy him, he had his photograph taken and mailed it home with a note that read: "Do you like my hair style? Do you think it makes me look like a count?" "You idiot!" His father wrote back. "Here we are spending a fortune on your education and you can't even SPELL!" -------- A man had run to the store with his daughters, Sarah (four) and Hannah (two) and on the way home he drove through a neighborhood looking for houses for sale. After a bit Sarah asked, "Daddy, what are we doing?" The man said he was looking at the houses that were for sale. Sarah asked "Are you gonna buy a new house?" He replied "Maybe." Then Sarah said with much concern, "But Dad, how will we get it HOME?!" --- ...Oh Gee! LOL! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- _.----. .----------------" / / \ ( EVEREADY | | |) | `----------------._\ \ / "----' Lester / itz / Nate >A Blonde with Car trouble Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway. I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life-like men. Of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a State Trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" he demanded. "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers." --- ...LMAO! Good one! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- * * * * ) (\___/) ( * /( \ (. .) )\ * # ) c\ >' ( # ' )-_/ ' \\|, ____| |__ ,|// \ ) ( ` ~ ) ( / #\ / /| . ' .) \ /# | \ / ) , / \ / | \,/ ;;,,;,; \,/ _,#;,;;,;, /,i;;;,,;#,; (( %;;,;,;;,; )) ;#;,;%;;,, _// ;,;; ,#;, /_) #,; // // \|_ \|_ |#\ |#\ -" b'ger -" >[Political] George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what it’s for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for five minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes and when she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country's gone to hell, so it's a local call." --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: Forget a degree. Stupid pays; sometimes. For the jerkoff in the last issue who was busted for pissing in a drinking water reservoir, stupid did not pay, but for the idiot who stood two feet from a racing freight train in order to take a picture of himself, or a "stiffy" (or whatever the hell it's called), stupid did pay. Why? Because the conductor booted him in the head at 30 miles-per-hour. You have probably seen the 10 second video. 22-year-old named Jared Michael Frank is standing in front (almost in front) of the train when you can hear a voice call out a warning and half a second later...WHAM! Boot to the head. As you can see in the video, the train's engineer thought the close-to-a-speeding-train picture was bad idea. You might be wondering how getting kicked in the head at 30 miles- per-hour pays off. If you were guessing that the payday came from a lawsuit you would be wrong. It turns out the incident happened in Peru and Mr. Frank is Canadian. Liability laws don't translate well from Peruvian to Canadian. Apparently media companies are in a rush to piggyback on the video and its 22 million YouTube views, and they're offering Frank thousands of dollars in advertising and licensing opportunities. YouTube's official monthly figures haven't been totaled yet, but Frank could bank anywhere from $30,000 to $250,000. "I'm a little worried, but I have a decent relationship with the licensing company, so I trust them," Frank said. So what is the lesson? Slow and steady wins the race? Look before you leap? The better part of valor is caution? Or maybe put yourself in danger in the stupidest way possible AS LONG AS YOU RECORD IT and maybe, just maybe, you can make your fortune. *-- 4th-graders in trouble for selling pot from grandparents' stash in Colorado --* GREELEY, Colo. (UPI) - Four Colorado fourth graders are facing discipline after they were caught with marijuana they had taken from their grandparents' stashes. The two separate, but related, incidents happened earlier this week at Monfort Elementary School in Greeley and involved three 10-year-old boys and a 10-year-old girl. "Over the past two days, we have had two separate incidents of students bringing marijuana into our school, both in the form of loose-leaf marijuana and an edible form of the drug," Principal Jennifer Sheldon wrote in a letter to parents. "We urge all parents, grandparents and anyone who cares for children to treat marijuana as you would prescription drugs, alcohol or even firearms. This drug is potentially lethal to children, and should always be kept under lock and key, away from young people." The four students have not been charged, but they have been suspended. None of the parents or grandparents will face charges either. "The word of warning is this stuff is dangerous and we wish they would secure it much like they would secure it much like they would a firearm or something that could get in the hands of kids," John Gates, the director of school safety for Greeley School District 6, told KUSA. *-- 13-year-old pulled over for serving as designated driver for drunken Missouri dad --* FORISTELL, Mo. (UPI) - A Missouri dad is facing charges after police pulled over his 13-year-old son on Saturday night after they observed a pickup truck swerving on Interstate 70 eastbound. David Mooneyham, who was in the passenger seat, had asked the boy to act as his designated driver because he was drunk. It was the teen's first time driving. "He thought he had a drunk driver," Police Chief Douglas G. Johnson told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "When the officer asked the driver for his license, he said, 'I don't have one.' Instead the passenger handed over his license and registration." The 46-year-old drank too much at his son's baseball game, so he asked him to drive. Mooneyham refused to do field sobriety tests, but he did register a BAC of 0.139 percent during a breath sample, nearly double the legal limit. He was charged with misdemeanor child endangerment and permitting an underage person to drive. "His closing comment was: 'I guess this makes me a bad father,'" Johnson said. *-- Ohio grandmother chooses to move rather than quit smoking --* MILFORD, Ohio (UPI) - An 89-year-old Ohio grandmother has decided that she would rather give up her apartment than give up cigarettes. Beulah Toombs was given the opportunity to quit smoking when her apartment building in Milford went smoke-free a little more than a year ago. Toombs continued smoking in her unit at the AHEPA 127 Apartments and was labeled as "non-compliant." Management asked her to quit one more time -- Toombs declined. "I don't think so," she said in an interview with Cincinnati.com. "This is my home, and I think you can do whatever you want to in your home." Residents at AHEPA 127 are low-income seniors who pay discounted rent under the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development's Section 202. "My mom is getting older, and this is causing her so much stress," said daughter Mary Ann Burgoyne. "She kept telling me that she was paying her rent. She was a little confused. She thought they might put her in a debtors prison." Burgoyne attempted to enlist a senior-advocacy group to help her mother, but was told this was "the future" and that Toombs should quit smoking. Toombs will be clearing out of the building in the next week or so. *-- New Jersey man arrested for allegedly threatening deli workers with samurai sword --* LOWER TOWNSHIP, N.J. (UPI) - A New Jersey man who walked into a deli in Lower Township and allegedly threatened workers with a samurai sword has been taken into custody. The incident started when Ryan Crump walked into American Deli with his sword and demanded that store employees give back his cellphone. "I thought we were going to get killed. He said he was going to slice all of us up," deli employee Lee DeBiase told NBC 40. "He told us he was going to jump across the counter and that we better find his cellphone fast." When the cellphone didn't appear, Crump brought out the sword. "He took it out like he thought he was a samurai master. He started pointing it at everybody and swinging it around. He came pretty close to our faces and everything," said American employee Mike Houseman. "I thought he was going to cut my face open with it." "Another inch or so, Mike wouldn't have an eye or a nose," added deli worker David Valley. Someone called 911 and Lower Township Police arrived on the scene. Crump was arrested and charged with three counts of aggravated assault, terrorist threats and other weapons offenses. Luckily no one was injured. "When you look down at the blade of a samurai, your whole life changes," DeBiase said. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers, others lined the customers up against the wall and relieved them of their wallets, watches, and other valuables. As the robbers made their way down the line, one accountant pressed something into the hand of the other accountant. "What's this?" said the second accountant without looking down. His colleague replied: "It's that $100 I owe you." --- ...Oh No! Thanks Geniann! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ///"\ |6 6| \ - / .@@@. __) (__ @6 6@/ \./ \ @ = @ : : : \ _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb On their 30th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no "I" in 'marriage.'" The wife said, "And for my part, I have never corrected my husband's spelling." -<>- A man sees a job ad posted on a construction site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." So he does and speaks to the foreman. "Can you drive a Bobcat?" the foreman asks. "No." "Can you plaster?" "No." "Have you ever done any carpentry?" "No." "If you don't mind me asking," says the foreman, "what's so handy about you?" "Well, I only live about five minutes down the road..." -<>- On a curvy mountain highway late one night, my dad was com- plaining about the car behind us. "That guy must be drunk!" he said. "Every time I move over to let him pass, he slows down. When I get back on the road, he gets closer and stays on my tail." A few minutes later, the car turned on a set of flashing blue lights. Coming up to our window, the officer said, "Sir, I'd like you to take an alcohol test. You've been swerving on and off the road for the last fifteen minutes!" -<>- There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, "There's some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Canada, Sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight homely women and hockey players up there." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?" -<>- Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband, "I'm fat." And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: "No you're not!" To support his position, he added, "Just take a look at some of the other women we know, and you'll see that you are not fat." But our daughter, a high schooler, saw through it: "Mom, he's grading you on the curve!" -<>- >Physics 101 Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds 10 cards: 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin 10 rations: 1 decoration 8 nickels: 2 paradigms 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: -| -' | -' | __(). ==wkm=====|'\/ `.O__ \ `, _-^. `. `---, : ____________________________________ ///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\ >Top Ten Signs Your NBA Referee Is Nuts 10. Keeps nude photos of NBA Commissioner David Stern in his wallet. 9. Refers to the ball as "Peggy" - now that's nuts. 8. Refuses to let substitutes come out of the game unless they give two weeks notice. 7. Puts ball under his shirt; claims he's carrying LeBron's baby. 6. Every time someone makes a basket, he screams "Goooaaaallll!" 5. Thinks the Knicks rebuilding plan is working. 4. He has a 24-second clock over his bed - that's worse than calling the ball "Peggy". 3. Well, he's the only one out there on ice skates. 2. Allows players extra free throw if they give him a cigarette. 1. Asks Kobe for tips on maintaining a monogamous relationship. -<>- , // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// / /, // ,/, /, // ,/, /, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,/, // ,/ /, //, /,/ /, /,.-' '-. ,// ////, // ,/,/, // /// , ,/,/ \ // ,,///, // ,/,/, // , ,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// /// /,,/,/, ///, // / // | O , // ,/, //, ///, // ,/ ,/ ,, J\/|\_ |+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` | /,/ | || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] . / /,, /| . , ///, . /, // ,//, / , / ejm \ \ ). //, ,( ,/,/, // ,/, >Top Ten Answers To The Question "How Rainy Is It?" 10. It's so rainy, people are going to Knicks game just to stay dry. 9. It's so rainy, Rosie O'Donnell was feuding with the National Weather Service. 8. It's so rainy, I had to apply an extra coat of Scotchgard to my hairpiece. 7. It's so rainy, Regis' guest host today was the Gorton's Fisherman. 6. It's so rainy, JetBlue delayed all their flights through Labor Day. 5. It's so rainy, Al Gore is planning a documentary on global wetness. 4. It's so rainy, Tom Cruise is lecturing Matt Lauer on precipitation. 3. It's so rainy, Donald Trump has been seen using Miss USA as a flotation device. 2. It's so rainy, President Obama is talking about sending FEMA to New York in 2017. 1. It's so rainy, you're stuck inside watching this lame Top Ten List. -<>- _.---,_ .' `'. \ __..-'\ }-"` \ /__,,..---.._| \ | |---..__ | / ``"-./ .'---...__ | .' ``"-./ ,--./...,,,__ / '--.'__ __```.-. /._ / ` ` ' `=/.-.|-._) | .-. .-. "\\ / || O| | O| ""=='_\ .-' '-'o '-' ""=\` `''--/- ""=-,\--._ .---|- ( ""=-. \` \ /`)"=."=|'-. '. _.-' ' "=|\| (`----` '="=|/ `-. "=/` '. =/ \ =| .-. |` "=| ( ~._ | "==| _.-~`\ \ ~. |'"="| _.-~ ) ; ~-.|.-._|_.-~ / / _-( /-.__ ( '._..--~~`/`/-'\-._ `~~- ; jgs /"=| |" =\~-...___.-~ /=" / | "==\ / = (_ \ "==\ ;="= `\_) =="\ >Top Ten Signs You Have Bad Luck 10. For three months, you've been sitting on the tarmac on a stranded JetBlue flight. 9. When you play Roulette, you not only lose, the wheel flies off and kills a guy. 8. Instead of "The Luck of the Irish," you have "The Luck of the Kurdish". 7. When ordering a mattress, you forget to leave off the last "S" disqualifying you from any savings. 6. You're a member of the New York Knicks. 5. You purchased some of that tainted pet food. Kitty's fine; you — not so good. 4. No matter how often you shower, you always smell like bacon. 3. Highlight of your trip to New York City was attending a taping of the "Late Show". 2. As unlucky as you are, your wife is getting lucky every night. 1. On last flight, you were seated between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump. ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) 'Why Me'? Moments! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whyme.html Microscopic! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/micro.html Life's Little Oops 7! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whoops7.html Until We Write Again! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/write.html Underwater River In Mexico! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/underriver.html Lenticular Cluds or UFO? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ufo.html Jobs That Suck! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/jobs.html -<>- >From Our Friend Melody! "Home Depot/Dealing With An Atheist" Comedy By Mark Lowry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kR_XG1DnDs --- ...LMAO! Great! Thanks Melody! -<>- >From Our Friend Fran :) She sent us one we have here... I Believe... http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/believe.html --- ...Love it! Thanks Fran! Hair Spray Heaven http://www.mamarocks.com/hair_spray_heaven.htm --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Fran! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) I'm always younger than I will ever be again. OK all you engineer & math wizards, how did he do it? http://www.youtube.com/v/9O9HfafzBPE?version=3&hl=ru_RU --- ...Hmmm! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) It has been 20 years since this circus elephant saw her friend, who as a little elephant, performed with her in the circus. Since then, she hasn't seen any others of her kind for almost 20 years. Watch this amazing reunion, not only between friends, but also between an elephant being reintroduced to her species. A touching and beautiful moment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28E2EKBlr0k&feature=player_embedded Giant Blue-Finned Tuna - Killer Whale http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XlopHmUb0X4 This would scare me out of my mind! It's like a scene out of Jurassic Park, except instead of animatronic velociraptors, it's real live bears who've learned to open doors! Check out this harrowing video from Bear World at Yellowstone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FhDr7Amn9mU --- ...HaHa! Thanks LouiseA! Yes, when I was a kid, we went through Yellowstone. There were signs all over the place saying 'Do Not Feed The Bears' We were on this little road and having to go real slow as there was a group of bears making the cars drive slow so as not to hit them. Pop, My step dad, had his window down because we didn't have A/C - this was back in the 60's. I was sitting directly behind him in the back seat as he drove. This big bear came right up to our car, put it's front paws on his car door and had his huge claws draped over the edge inside. The bear lowered his nose coming close to Pop's face. That's when Pop started yelling back at me, 'Throw the donuts out! - Throw the donuts out!'. We had had donuts for our breakfast and had a few left over. My mom quickly handed them to me and I cautiously rolled my window down and immediately threw the whole box of them out. (I was careful to keep the box they were in so as not to litter. My grandmother was a Park Ranger in Ohio so littering was just something I knew better than to do!) You never saw a bear move so fast or my Pop roll a window up so fast either! Brings giggles as I remember it. 'Don't Feed The Bears' - yeah, right. LOL! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "Today is Earth Day. It's the day we celebrate the 'three Rs:' Reduce, reuse, and, uh, Retweet? I don't know." -Jimmy Fallon "Today is John Muir Day. He is the father of our national parks, the most famous naturalist of all time. Do not confuse a "Naturalist" with a "Naturist." A naturalist is an expert on nature. A naturist is an expert on walking around outside naked." -Craig Ferguson "This weekend over 37,000 people went to Denver to participate in the 4th annual Cannabis Cup. And they all made memories that would last a few minutes." -Seth Meyers "A new report claims that posing with a dog in your online dating profile makes you more desirable - and posing with a cat means you're going to die alone." -Conan O'Brien "According to a new survey, being a mathematician is the best job in America. So congratulations, nerds." -Craig Ferguson "A new survey found that 81 percent of parents admit to stealing Easter candy from their children. 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