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>-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press
This flaming hot new page is from our friend Judy. She sent us
an update on her famous Surf Dog Ricochet that is bound to warm
your heart and give you plenty of smiles for your day. Be sure
to take a little time to check it and the sweet videos out here:
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Thank you Judy!
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>Speaking of being Proud - I hope you had a Great 4th Celebration!
My family and I watched Trump's 4th at the Whitehouse. Totally gave
us goosebumps with how great the air show and the military singers
were! It is So much like Trump to do what he did which was to have
the Battle Hymn of The Republic song for near the end for the
military choir. Giving God the Glory from the Lincoln Memorial up
to His ears from all in attendance! The USA giving God The Glory!
Almost brought me to tears!
You'll have to fast forward for his speech here 1:04 - I Love the
fly overs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=oldjwMYOZ1w
2 Chr.7:
[14] If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble
themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked
ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and
will heal their land.
Psalms 33:
[12] Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD: and the people
whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance.
You'll have to fast forward for this ending here 1:46...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=oldjwMYOZ1w
Battle Hymn of the Republic. The music may be by William Steffe
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage
Where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning
Of His terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.Chorus
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
I have seen Him in the watchfires
Of a hundred circling camps
They have builded Him an altar
In the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence
By the dim and flaring lamps;
His day is marching on.Chorus
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
He has sounded forth the trumpet
That shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men
Before His judgement seat;
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him;
Be jubilant, my feet;
Our God is marching on.Chorus
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
In the beauty of the lilies
Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom
That transfigures you and me;
As He died to make men holy,
Let us die to make men free;
While God is marching on. Chorus
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
The chorus to the Battle Hymn of the Republic has only three words,
"Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!" The word "Hallelujah" is from the Greek
(the original language of the New Testament) word "allelouia," with
the meaning "praise the Lord." This word is derived from two Hebrew
words (the original language of the Old Testament), ha?lal (meaning
"praise") and ya?hh (being the proper name of God). The idea from the
chorus probably also comes from the book of Revelation:
"After these things I heard something like a loud voice of a great
multitude in heaven, saying, "Hallelujah! Salvation and glory and
power belong to our God; (Revelation 19:1)
https://www.godandscience.org/doctrine/battle_hymn_of_the_republic.html
This must have drove the left anti-America and anti-God people nuts!
Praise God forever and ever! God Bless AMERICA! :)
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Two blondes Bud and Jack were walking along the railroad tracks.
Bud saw a man's leg. "I think that's Bill's leg," he said.
Then they saw a body. "I think that's Bill's body," said Jack.
Walking on, they came to a head. Bud picked it up and started
shaking it.
"Hey, Bill!" he said in a worried voice. "Bill, are you hurt?"
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Two advertising executives were having lunch and talking. The young
exec trainee said to the older, wiser man, "Where has Ben Harris
been hanging out? I haven't seen him for a while."
The senior exec replied, "Haven't you heard? Ben Harris went to
that great ad agency in the sky."
"Good grief," replied the junior man, "You're kidding me, right?
What did he have?"
"Oh, nothing much," replied the elder exec. "A small toothpaste
account and a couple of discount stores, but nothing much worth
going after."
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The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer, who defended himself with a
pitchfork, and in doing so killed the dog. The owner was greatly
distressed, and reproached the farmer.
"Why didn't you use the other end of the fork," he demanded, "and
just beat him off, without killing him?"
"I would have," the farmer answered, "if he had come at me with
the other end."
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
July 8 is Body Painting Day, National Blueberry Day and Video Games
Day
July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day and Teddy Bear Picnic Day
July 11 is Cheer up the Lonely Day, National Blueberry Muffins Day
and World Population Day
July 12 is Different Colored Eyes Day and Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is Barbershop Music Appreciation Day, Embrace Your Geekness
Day, Fool's Paradise Day and National French Fries Day
July 14 is Bastille Day, Pandemonium Day, National Nude Day and
Shark Awareness Day
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>Expert Witness
One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A
severe no nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair
unaware that it's rear legs were set precariously on the back of the
raised platform.
"Will you state your name?" asked the district attorney.
Tilting back in her chair, she opened her mouth to answer, but
instead catapulted head-over-heels backward and landed in a stack of
exhibits and recording equipment.
Everyone watched in stunned silence as she extricated herself,
rearranged her disheveled dress and hair and was reseated on the
witness stand. The glare she directed at onlookers dared anyone to so
much as smirk.
"Well, doctor," continued the district attorney without changing
expression, "we could start with an easier question."
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>The Tooth Fairy...
Dear _________________:
Thank you for leaving [ ] tooth/teeth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case
of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your
request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
( ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was not a human tooth
( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for
appropriate action
( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the
tooth fairy
( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the
time of our visit
( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit
( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory,
or were missing
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
( ) other: ____________________________________________________
Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the
following certificate which you may attempt to exchange at
a retail store near you. Thank you for your request, and we
look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
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>Murphy's Law of Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the
next morning.
2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
3. Toys multiply to fill any space available.
4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will
like it.
5. Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.
6. If the shoe fits ... it's expensive.
7. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
8. The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
9. Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to
go to the bathroom.
10. The more challenging the child, the more rewarding it is to be a
parent ... sometimes.
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>Independence Days (Serious, Not Humor)
Thomas S. Ellsworth
Dear GCF,
Those of you who have been around this list for awhile know that
there are a few times during the year that I post something serious.
99% of what is sent to the Good Clean Fun mailing list is humor,
however right now I need to be serious for a moment.
Most of us, and by that I mean most of us in the United States, know
that the Fourth of July is the "birthday" of the United States of
America. It actually marks the anniversary of the adoption of the
Declaration of Independence by the Second Continental Congress. Often
marked by parades and community celebration, it is a symbolic time
for American families to gather and reflect on their heritage.
Most of us take for granted that this day and all the other U.S.
holidays are "national" holidays. Did you know that the United States
observes no national holidays? Specifically, that means holidays
mandated by the Federal Government. The United States Congress and/or
President can only legally establish an "official" holiday for the
District of Columbia and for federal employees. In fact, it wasn't
until the 20th Century that an order was issued giving federal
employees a "day off" from work. A public holiday can only be
established at the local level. Typically the observance of holidays
happens at the state level with the enactment of a state law or by an
executive proclamation by a state governor.
I first started posting this piece in July 2000. After I posted it, I
received an email from Jen in Alberta, Canada. She asked me why I
only mentioned the U.S. holidays. She surmised that it was because I
was from the U.S. and to that extent, she is right. The U.S.
holidays, especially the ones dealing with independence, veterans,
and those who died for this country, are special to me. And since
Good Clean Fun is 99% humor, I certainly don't want to veer from that
basic premise and turn this into a history site. But Jen did start me
to thinking, so I did a bit of research about my neighbors: Canada and
Mexico.
Look back at the subject of this email. It is Independence "Days",
plural. So let me take a moment and briefly honor my neighbors:
1. Canada celebrates its Independence on July 1st. The British North
America Act created the Canadian federal government on July 1, 1867.
This Act proclaimed "one Dominion under the name of Canada," hence
the original title of the holiday as "Dominion Day." July 1st has
also been known in Canada as "Confederation Day." On October 27,
1982, the Canadian Parliament officially renamed the holiday as
"Canada Day."
2. Mexico celebrates many national and religious holidays. I must
admit that I always thought that Cinco de Mayo, the Fifth of May,
was Mexico's Independence Day, but a bit of research proved me wrong.
While Cinco de Mayo is a national holiday, it honors the Mexican
defeat of the French army at Puebla in 1862. September 16th is
Mexican Independence Day and it celebrates the day that Miguel
Hidalgo delivered "El Grito de Dolores", and announced the Mexican
revolt against Spanish rule.
3. Let me mention a third "neighbor" albeit one a bit farther away
than just north or south of the US. A ways back, Michelle emailed me
to tell of Australia Day which is celebrated down under on January
26th. That is the day Australia became a nation in their own right.
So, no matter where we are from, let's all be proud of and reflect on
our heritage.
Have a great holiday,
Tom
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Many of you will not remember Red Skelton, one of the best comedians
of all time. Occasionally he would veer from comedy to a more serious
moment. My favorite piece of this serious/patriotic genre was done
many, many years ago where he divided the Pledge of Allegiance into
individual words and phrases in order to explain the meaning of each
one. The piece can be found on YouTube at the following web address:
https://binged.it/2LAUiE4
Finally, let's remember that patriotism is NOT a sin, and the Fourth
of July is more than beer, picnics, and baseball games.
-Tom
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>Sarahrella
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started
using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy
godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll
grant them."
Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and
proclaimed the request fulfilled.
Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again,
with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged.
The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her
third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again."
The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly.
"I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.
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>Resumania
"Resumania" is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of
RHI Consulting's parent company, to describe the unintentional
bloopers that often appear on job candidates' resumes, job
applications and cover letters. Here's some examples:
** "I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness,
efficacy, and expertise."
(And an eye on the "e" section of the dictionary, evidently.)
** "Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed
down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for
another opportunity."
(No problem ...)
** "Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two
are usually inseparable."
(Glad to hear it.)
** "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
(And bonuses "tied to" his shoe size?)
** "I am very detail-oreinted."
(With the possible exception of spelling)
** "I can play well with others."
(We'll be sure to tell your mommy.)
** "Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."
(A new twist on work-family balance.)
** "Objection: To utilize my skills in sales."
(Have you considered law school?)
** "My salary requirement is $34 per year."
(They say money isn't everything.)
** "Served as assistant sore manager."
(Ouch.)
** "Previous experience: Self-employed - a fiasco."
(Definitely to the point.)
** "I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live."
(And they say loyalty is hard to come by.)
** "Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice
president's girlfriend could steal my job."
(We're glad you're not bitter.)
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A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask
the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting
for repairs to the church building.
Therefore, he talked with the organist to see what kind of
inspirational music she could play after the announcement about the
finances to get the congregation in a giving mood.
"Don't worry," she said. "I'll think of something."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and
Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as
much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can
pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
Just at that moment, the organist started playing, "The Star
Spangled Banner."
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Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the
same depth with no scuba gear. The diver goes down another 10 feet,
and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver goes below 15 more
feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him. The diver takes
out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, "How are you able to
stay this deep without equipment?" The guy takes the pencil and pad
and writes, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
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My sister's two-year-old daughter, Paige, was with her mother while
her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Paige kept herself
busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that
her mom was resting, her eyes closed.
With about six other patients waiting, Paige marched up to
her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her
shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!"
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After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir
was awful this morning."
The father commented, "The sermon was too long."
Their 7-year-old daughter added, "You've got to admit it was a
pretty good show for only a dollar."
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Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the
wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his
toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several
times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed
was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause,
he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've
written down." Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there
a pharmacist in the house?"
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...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>Children's Letters To Pastor
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been
a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete.
Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every week he gives
us a sermon about something. Robert.
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but
my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have
a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty.
Dear Pastor, please say a prayer for our Little League team. We
need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health
was more important than money but I still want a raise in my
allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor.
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon Sunday. Especially when it was
finished. Ralph
Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying
to California tomorrow. Laurie
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>SAYINGS....
Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
a warning to others.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away
and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.
Duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is the sinking feeling that you have made this
mistake before.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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>Let's talk about microwaves...
Developed from radar technology used in World War II, the first
microwave oven called the 'Radarange' came out in 1947. It was
nearly 6 feet tall, weighed 750 lbs and cost about $5,000 in
1940s dollars. It was not a popular home appliance.
By 1970 a countertop model with a turntable came out that was
finally affordable for the average consumer and the microwave
oven quickly became a common household item.
While modern microwaves are ubiquitous, incredibly convenient
and usually very safe, just like any appliance they can be
dangerous if used improperly. So let's take a look at a few
scenarios you should probably avoid.
* Heating Leftovers In Carryout Containers
Certain plastic products contain chemicals (like BPA) that
can leach into food when heated. So tossing your takeout
right into the microwave may not be a great idea! Look at
the labeling on the container itself. If it doesn't say
'microwave-safe' you're better off transferring your food
to a glass container or a microwave-safe plate.
* Using Ceramic Dishes
While many ceramic dishes are perfectly safe to use in your
microwave, not all of them are. For instance, ceramics that
have been "low fired" retain some of the porous nature of
clay, meaning they can soak up moisture. That becomes
problematic in a microwave where that moisture can heat up
and potentially shatter the plate. When in doubt use glass
instead.
* Heating Packaged Food
The only time you should microwave food inside its packaging
is if the package clearly states you should do so. And even
then, the packaging should be thrown away after microwaving.
Also, remember to poke holes somewhere in the packaging to
allow steam to escape.
* Disinfecting Dry Sponges
While you can use your microwave to disinfect your kitchen
sponge, the sponge MUST be wet! Microwaving a dry sponge is
a quick way to start a fire, and no one wants that.
* Boiling Water
You may have already heard about the hazards of superheated
water. This phenomenon can occur when very clean water in a
very clean cup is heated in a microwave. Superheated water
doesn't show any signs of boiling, but will release its
stored heat violently when it is moved. Accidentally super-
heating water is rare, but if you're concerned about the
possibility of superheating, put a wooden spoon or a wood
stir stick in the container along with the water.
* Running An Empty Microwave
While it's not likely that anyone would run an empty
microwave on purpose, it can happen accidentally! The
problem is that if there is nothing inside to absorb the
microwaves, the magnetron will absorb them instead and
likely be damaged.
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'Go Green' Hint:
Did you know those 13 gallon 'tall' kitchen garbage bags
that practically everybody uses don't decompose in
landfills? Just imagine all of that plastic being dumped
every day! But there are alternatives. You can buy the
exact same thing, 13 gallon 'tall' kitchen garbage bags,
that are plant-based, biodegradable, and some are even
compostable. They are a little more expensive, but
switching to biodegradable kitchen bags that will break
down once they're at the landfill is an easy eco-friendly
change to make.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Justice With Judge Jeanine FULL 7/6/19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWqTyUBHoE
The Ingraham Angle 7/5/19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_45-JZ6pIA
Did Trump silence critics with 'Salute to America' event?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlJpTMoVHjE
Greater Love Hath No Men: Two Brothers United By God And Vietnam
https://tinyurl.com/y4xxrad3
Good riddance - On Independence Day, Michigan Rep. Justin Amash
announced he was “declaring my independence” from the Republican
party. Justin Amash Leaves The Republican Party
https://tinyurl.com/y5mn5ze2
McIntosh talks about June's impressive Jobs Report on Fox Business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnJFggE2u4I&feature=youtu.be
McIntosh joins Bloomberg to discuss the 2020 election, President
Trump, and the economy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GRhLaxgG3o&feature=youtu.be
Larry Kudlow: I'm confident the Fed will get to the right place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEaqMh49TVw
During the second Democrat presidential primary debate on Thursday,
every Democrat candidate said they supported giving American taxpayer-
funded healthcare to all 11 to 22 million illegal aliens living in the
United States.
http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-162are-k3jdg7-b61d11g2/
Border Patrol Releases Video EXPOSING Ocasio-Cortez's LIES
There is no way out of this one ...
Ocasio-Cortez followed her criticism on border conditions with a
“no” vote on a humanitarian aid bill - (and advocating that a bed
supplier employees boycott making beds for the illegals that HHS
was trying to buy and provide beds from to get them off the floor
- all the while Trump donated his whole quarterly President paycheck
to HHS to help with the humanitarian crisis at the border - but AOC
calls him the evil one with NAZI like concentration camps!)
http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-16571e-k3tuyt-b61d11g4/
Rashida Tlaib Defends Vote Against $4.6 Billion For Border Crisis
https://tinyurl.com/y6lvy7f8
Ilhan Omar Issues CHILLING Call For Violence
It's sad how Democrats refuse to see the crisis...
http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-162are-k3jdgh-b61d11g1/
Cory Booker Facing ARREST?
No mercy for anyone who stands against America…
http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-16571e-k3tuz0-b61d11g7/
Democrats Teaching Illegals How to do Illegal Stuff
Anything for an illegal Vote ...
http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-167ym1-k421gd-b61d11g3/
Top Conservative Speaks on Sanctuary Cities
https://tinyurl.com/yxuhvwgr
Colin Kaepernick Shoots himself in the Foot
He finally got a taste of his own medicine...
http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-16571e-k3tuz3-b61d11g0/
Leftist Wants to Throw YOU In Jail Over THIS
https://tinyurl.com/yym7j6ke
POLICE OFFICERS kicked out of Starbucks
Is this what America has become? No Respect for Cops…
http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-167ym1-k421gh-b61d11g7/
Westwing News:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/
WhiteHouseNews:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
Students For Life
https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6
Latest From OperationRescue:
http://www.operationrescue.org/
Latest Product Alert: Eye Drops, Oil, Pajamas
http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text
Latest Health Alert: Eye Drops Sold at Walmart, Walgreens May Not
Be Sterile
http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text
Click to Give Free
https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2
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>From BizarreNews:
Booker, 30, was arrested during a drug sting in Jacksonville,
Florida. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, Booker
was placed in the backseat of a cruiser. An officer observed
about $300 in the suspect's wallet. The officer then walked
away.
When the officer returned, the money was missing. Booker said
an undercover officer took the money. Officers searched the
vehicle but the money wasn't found.
Once at the jail, the arresting officer then looked at the
footage from the camera in the cruiser. The video showed Booker
spitting on his hands to lubricate his fingers and repeatedly
putting his hands in the back of his pants.
Officers then performed a strip search and found nothing.
The suspect finally revealed his hiding spot when he found out
the next step was a trip to the Emergency Room. The money was
rolled up and wrapped in a rubber band inside his rectum.
Due to the money being covered in what the Sheriff's Office
euphemistically called a biohazard, it was not counted and
the funds could not be verified.
Booker is facing charges of resisting officer, introducing or
smuggling contraband into a detention facility, tampering with
evidence and selling marijuana.
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Cops have to deal with a lot. Violence, abuse, drunks,
psychotics, the mentally ill, malcontents, scofflaws,
drugs, car chases and lawyers. But there has to be a
limit to what we ask them to do. And when officers in
Alabama were asked to apprehend a suspect who was
supposedly being protected by an attack squirrel, that
probably should have been the limit. Of course, the
situation might not have been so risky if the perp had
not been feeding the squirrel meth.
Police in Alabama had been looking for Mickey Paulk for
nearly two weeks. Paulk, who had been hiding in a hotel,
was arrested after he attempted to flee from drug
investigators on a stolen motorcycle, according to
police. He crashed into an investigator's vehicle after
a brief pursuit, police said.
The case against the 35-year-old Alabama man escalated
when narcotics investigators executed a search warrant
"that yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor and
a squirrel."
"Prior to the search warrant, investigators were informed
that Mickey Paulk kept an 'attack squirrel' inside his
apartment, and that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to keep
it aggressive," the Limestone County Sheriff's Office in
Athens, Alabama, said in a statement.
After the warrant execution, officers called the Alabama
Game and Fish Division, which said owning a pet squirrel
was illegal. The squirrel was successfully released to
the wild, according to police.
*--- Part of The Fun of Living in Alaska ---*
A 180-pound bear crashed through an Alaska couple's skylight
and ate the cupcakes they had out for their child's birthday
party. The homeowners quickly vacated the room and allowed
the bear to devour the tasty treats. "I was literally in the
room, and I heard this cracking," homeowner Glenn Merrill
told local news. "And the next thing you know, there's this
bear that, I mean, literally, fell right from (the skylight).
It was like one meter away from me." Merrill's house is on a
mountainside that overlooks downtown Juneau. "There probably
isn't a neighborhood or place where we have homes where the
potential isn't there for you to run into a bear or observe
a bear," Ryan Scott of the Alaska Department of Fish and Game
said. "There is really no place where the potential isn't
there." The bear eventually left the residence after being
yelled at, but it lingered in the backyard and continued to
look in the window. "He wanted back in, that's for sure,"
Merrill said. The same bear allegedly entered another home in
the area, so authorities thought it was best to have the
animal destroyed because it was a threat to humans. "We don't
take killing or destroying bears lightly," Scott said.
"People were inside that building. I think it was appropriate
for that given the situation."
*--- Man Balances Running Lawnmower on His Chin ---*
A Guinness World Records enthusiast balanced a running lawn
mower on his chin for 3 minutes, 52 seconds in Idaho. David
Rush said he trained for three years and three months
before attempting the stunt at the ESPN "Road to the X
Games" event in Boise. Rush was able to balance the the
lawnmower on his chin for 3 minutes, 52 seconds while its
blades were spinning. A Guinness adjudicator was on hand
to verify Rush had defeated the previous record of 3
minutes, 1 second. Rush has broken more than 100 Guinness
records in his efforts to promote STEM education.
*--- Illegal Alien Attacks Police Cruiser ---*
A Michigan man who was claiming to be a resident of "Planet
Zoltron" is facing a number of charges after he allegedly
attacked a Muskegon County Sheriff deputy's cruiser with a
four-foot metal pipe. Officers were investigating reports
about a man breaking into homes when they came across Calquan
Dion Burr. On the dash camera video, Burr can be seen
charging the cruiser, jumping on the hood of the car and
attacking the windshield. "The officers rounds the corner and
the guy is already running at the car. He almost had zero time
to respond and there was no time to avoid him," Lt. Shane Brown
of the Muskegon County Sheriff's Department told local news.
While the 20-year-old was being arrested, he told police that
he could have "tackled that car and could have crushed it if he
wanted to," according to the Muskegon Chronicle. "He also
claimed he was from the Planet Zoltron and that his father sent
him." Burr appeared to be on "mind-altering drugs" and a witness
said that he seemed "drunk or high and was talking about seeing
blue orbits." The suspect was charged with malicious destruction
of property, damaging police property, assault and other charges.
*--- Fisherman Reels in 'Cursed' Wedding Ring ---*
Jim Nelligan said he was fishing with friends north of
Waukegan on Lake Michigan when he reeled in a trout that
had a wedding ring zip-tied around its tail. "Immediately
we thought who would do that?" Nelligan told local news.
"I thought either a divorcee or someone died, and it was
their last wish or something like that." News of
Nelligan's catch reached Newaygo, Mich., resident Jason
Rose, who revealed he was the one who attached the ring
to the fish and set it free May 4. Rose, a charter boat
captain, said he became convinced the ring was bad luck
after his divorce. "Four years went by since our divorce.
I felt I needed to get rid of that ring. So I released it
the best way I know how," Rose said. "I am convinced that
ring is cursed," Rose said. "My life has been nothing
less than great since I released it." Rose said he does
not want the ring back and Nelligan said he is also eager
to get rid of it -- his boat has been having problems ever
since he brought it aboard.
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...Ahh, yes. Another classic example of 'Believing = Receiving'
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Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the
opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism.
She said to them, "You know, we live in a great country.
And one of the best things about it is that we are all
free."
At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of
the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily,
"I'm not free. I'm four."
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>Was He Dead?
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining
the coroner.
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you
taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you
weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was
sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he
could be out there practicing law somewhere.
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>The Smartest Dog
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing
chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a
while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the
smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten
him three games out of five."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a wolf with a ceramicist?
A: A hairy potter.
Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend?
A: His prime mate.
Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
A: Liberty.
Q: What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on their face and the other has their face
on a bill.
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom.
Q: What do you call an American drawing?
A: Yankee doodle!
Q: What are the last words of "The Star-Spangled Banner"?
A: "Play ball!"
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after a big fight they were giving each other the silent
treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Important; wake me
at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it
was 8:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was
about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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It was time for finals and a student was struggling with one
particular question on his chemistry test.
The question was "If H2O if water, what is H2O4?"
This was a quick answer for most, but it took this student
some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and
cleaning.
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While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a
display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye.
"Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as
I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.
"No way," my horrified six-year-old son replied. "Daddy
would NEVER wear that!"
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My job is in the aerospace industry, and it's always been
a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted
explanations before deciding to be as generic as possible.
When the subject came up while I was talking with a group
of guys, I replied simply, "Defense contractor."
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently
declared victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me
and asked, "So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?"
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A preacher of the old school was describing the events of
Judgment Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology
whenever he could.
"Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of
the sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer
darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord and given
to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will
be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!"
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation
interrupted to say, "But Reverend, what if one of those
hopeless sinners has no teeth?"
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, "My friends,
the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured... teeth
will be provided!"
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around Washington, D.C. She pointed out the place where George
Washington supposedly threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River.
"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a
coin that far!"
"You have to remember," answered AOC, "a dollar went a
lot farther in those days."
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>Things Adults Learn From Kids:
1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them
with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4. Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.
5. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
7. You shouldn't throw baseballs at the ceiling fan when on.
8. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
10. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches.
11. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's
already too late.
12. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
13. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock despite
a 36-year-old man saying it can only be done in the movies.
14. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast
day.
15. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball
cleats it does not leak - it explodes.
16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq
foot house 4 inches deep.
17. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a
4-year-old.
18. Duplos will not.
19. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same
sentence.
20. Super glue is forever.
21. McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
22. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
23. Pool filters do not like Jello.
24. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems
in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
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>"Actual" personal ads from a Hebrew paper in New York
Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would
like to take you out Saturday night. Please write.
Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's
try it for eight days. Who knows?
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light
Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together,
attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.
Orthodox woman with gelt, seeks man who got gelt, or can get gelt.
Get it? I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur,Tisha B'av,
Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz.
Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.
Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in
woman..
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan!
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of
dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please.
Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will
accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh,
just forget it.
Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah
candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.
Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind.
Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.
80-year-old bubbe, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male,
under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made.
Looking for girl whose father will hire me.
Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing,
track and field. Have slight limp.
Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior
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>The Real Reality. . . From a Negative-Nanny!
"EVERYTHING COMES IN THREES"
Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when
three "ones" come in a row, it seems like everything comes in
threes. By the way, in ancient times it was widely believed that
everything came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too. It just
took them longer to recognize the pattern.
"YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY"
Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you've
just learned it doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it.
"THE SKY'S THE LIMIT"
Well, how can the sky be the limit? The sky never ends. What kind
of a limit is that? The earth is the limit. You dig a hole and
what do you keep getting? More earth. The earth is the limit.
"TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY"
Not necessarily true. Today is another day. We have no idea what
tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day,
but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say
so. But, you know what? By that time, it will be today again.
"EVERYBODY HAS HIS PRICE"
Not so. Would you believe there are millions of people who do
not have their price? Thanks to a IRS mix-ups, and E-Bay, many
people have someone else's price.
. . . re-hashed by rubin
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Hand Painting Art!
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Dusan's Art!
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Optical Illusions!
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Morons At Work!
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Eye Catching Humor!
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My, How You've Grown!
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Legrand's Whimsical Art!
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Best FUNNY CAT videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOmu0LtcI6Y
Simon Cowell's FAVORITE Dog Auditions On Got Talent!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q9IxLHkZZY
Funny Dads with Babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuvfMbYTuIk
Hundreds of tips to save your time, energy and money. Get a
tip hint for home, cleaning, garden, stains, beauty, washing,
health, pets, kitchen, internet, children, homemaking, home
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>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
She sent us a couple of ones we have here...
Eleanor's Wise Words - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT QUOTES!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eleanorquotes.html
Butterfly: This story teaches a wonderful lesson - A butterfly's Lesson
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/butterflystory.html
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...2 excellent reminders! Thank You LouiseAu!
Robin Williams as the American Flag is an entertaining and
educational tribute to the Stars and Stripes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_L1vLv84vs
A classic video clip of Dean Martin and John Wayne telling a
few jokes from the saddle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhhj77Im4Gg
The Texas Tenors music video tribute to all the brave men and
women who have fought for and defended freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daqwGRdRIsk
The Freedom that we enjoy has a price that others have paid for
with the ultimate sacrifice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0rQzUVQjd8
The coolest thing I've ever seen a marching band do
2011 West Virginia University Marching Band Armed Forces Salute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjPmmCtHmfE
Illusionists Adam and Selina Murby perform the “Foul Play Illusion” on
Australia’s Got Talent. They are a brother and sister act that does a
great job of performing this illusion and entertaining the crowd.
Daniel Summers designed the “Foul Play” illusion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q29mIq0IlDE
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...Great Ones! Thanks LouiseAu!
If the thought of driving in New York City is less than desirable
then rest assured that driving around New York City in 1928 wasn't
much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkqz3lpUBp0
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...Teehee! A fun to watch one! Thanks LouiseAu!
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