Blondes, Dumb Crooks And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND For Google Plus Users: You can find me here... Shangy Bigham https://plus.google.com/106648555948034085752/posts AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This first hot new page is from our friend Karen. While families across the country took down their festive Christmas decorations, the migration of reindeer from one grazing area to another took place. Here's photos never before seen of their laborious migration! _ _ _ /` ) ( `\ ( `\ / / \ \ \ \/ / __\ '---. \ /___ ( __/ / ) '--. ( / .-----' \__\_../ / .-' / /. .' /.-"""""-._ / .-. -` _.--.._ '-._, | /\ \ -" `' / / \/ / .__ / __..-' '-' _.' /_/ '-..____..-' \ | '--,-' / (_____.,--' __.' \ ( jgs| \ Where's Rudolph? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/reindeer.html --- ...So Wonderful! Thanks Karen! Our next too hot to handle pages come from our friends PatDeE, Linda, LouiseA, and Geniann. This took some work to do as I literally have 100's of these awesome little known facts! I took random samplings and vetted them for their authenticity doing up two pages worth of them. Be sure to check these out for a little brain food stimulation... ||::|:|| .--------, |:||:|:| |_______ / .-. ||::|:|| ."` ___ `". {\('v')/} \\\/\///: .'` `'. ;____`( )'____ \====/ './ o o \|~ ^" "^ // \\// | ())) . | Did You \ || \ `.__.' /| // || _{``-.___.-'\| Know? \ || _." `-.____.-'`| ___ // ||` __ \ |___/ \_______\ ."|| (__) \ \| / / `\/ __ vvvvv'\___/ | | (__) | \___/\ / || | .___. | || | | | ||.-' | '-. jgs || | ) ||----------'---------' Amazing Trivia Facts 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/triviafacts2.html Amazing Trivia Facts 3! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/triviafacts3.html --- ...Love these! Thanks My Friends! Oh, don't worry! I still have many more of these little brain delicacies for later new page compilations. :) ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: (.,------...__ _.'" `. .' .' `, `. `. ` . .' .'/''--...__`. \ . .--.`. ' "-. '. | '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ ''( \_\ ' (()( ''._' ( \ ' ' `. `--' ' `.: . `-.___.' ' `. . _ _ .' ) .____.-' .'`. (--.. .' \ /\ / / `. .' \( \ /|/ `. .' \__/ `. / | o | \ | | | jro One day the school troublemaker was sent to the principal's office. "Do you know why you're here?" asked the principal. "Is it about this morning?" asked the troublemaker. "Your teacher says you ran in the hall, beat up two students, started a food fight in the cafeteria, and cursed at one of your classmates." "Boy, that's a relief," sighed the troublemaker. "I thought maybe you found out I broke your windshield." -<>- On a trip to the mall, a couple agreed to split up, visit their favorite shops and meet up again in an hour and a half. So while he visited the bike shop and the sporting goods store, she concentrated on the biggest clothing store. When he met up with her ninety minutes later as arranged outside the clothing store, she was carrying a dozen bags filled with clothes. "I don't believe it!" he exclaimed. "Have you really bought all that?" "Well yes," she replied. Then gesturing towards the interior of the shop, she added: "But look at all the stuff I'm leaving behind." -<>- A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash. The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?" The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dragging my toothbrush on a leash." The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions... And the man said to his toothbrush: "Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!" -<>- A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get that thing?" The parrot replies, "In France, there are millions of them!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ January 11 is Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend's Day January 12 is Feast of Fabulous Wild Men and National Pharmacist Day January 13 is International Skeptics and Make Your Dream Come True Day January 14 is Dress Up Your Pet Day January 15 is National Hat Day January 16 is Appreciate a Dragon and National Nothing Day January 17 is Ditch New Years Resolutions Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ____ 3 _ ., _ ' `_ _______ ( ) --+-[---------.---(-)-----(@)----|-------|--.-----|-------------.-------|~-- | ] | |~ |~ (@) _ | | |} | | --+-[-----|---+---|-------|--|--(@)---------+-----|----------|}-+---|---|--- |/ | | | | | |~ (@) _ | | _| .. | | | | --Y-------|---+---|-------|--|--|---|---(@)-+-|>( )------|---|--+---|------- /|_ _| | `=_| | | |~ | ~ |>(@) | _| |-@-)---(@)---+-----------------|---|---|---+-------------------+-(@)------- \_|/ ~ | | | | | ~ --+-----------"-------------------------|---"-------------------"----------- | ._} --jw >Music Lesson "What did you learn in school today, dear?" "We learned about music. The teacher drew a curlicue on the board." "Did she call it a treble clef?" "Yeah. Then she drew some lines and asked me to come up and draw a note on the lines." "What did you do?" "I wrote, 'Dear Aunt Emma, just a short note to tell you I'm fine.'" -<>- >Dinner Blessing A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" -<>- >Weight-Loss Class During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products. She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolate fudge and the non-dairy pops, assuring us that we could eat them without the least fear of ruining our diets. The woman next to me nodded her head emphatically and then whispered, "They're even better when you spread peanut butter on them!" -<>- >Helicopter Problem A helicopter loses power over a remote Scottish island and makes an emergency landing. Luckily, there's a cottage nearby, so the pilot knocks on the door. "Is there a mechanic in the area?" he asks the woman who answers. She thinks for a minute. "No, but we do have a McArdle and a McKay." -<>- >Painful Arm Following a major hurricane, my husband worked long hours clearing the jumble of trees that littered our property. The longer he worked, however, the more painful it became for him to move his right arm. He ignored my pleas to see the doctor until one night he yelped, "Ow! This is getting serious." As I turned to him in concern, he added, "Now it hurts to push buttons on the remote control!" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' >Dumb Crooks... In Texas there is a company called "Guns for Hire" that stages gunfights for westerns and such things. One day they received a call from a woman who mistakenly thought that she could hire them to kill her husband. Needless to say, she received a hefty jail sentence. *** A robber entered a convenience store in Oklahoma and demanded all the money in the cash register. However, when he decided there wasn't enough money, he tied up the clerk and began to man the cash register himself. He was still there three hours later when police came to arrest him. *** Police in a small Kentucky town spent hours attempting to talk a gunman out of a standoff situation. After seven hours the police became impatient and shot tear gas into the house. They realized that the gunman was standing beside them only when he began to yell toward the home, "Please just give yourself up and come out with your hands up." *** A man entered a fast-food restaurant and explained that he was robbing them. He pulled out a gun and put a bag over his head as a mask. Only then did he realize he had forgotten to cut eye holes in the makeshift mask. He fell to the ground, where employees made a citizens' arrest. -<>- >CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water . . . The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. The agenda was adopted . . . the minutes were approved . . . the financial secretary gave a grief report. Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church. Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name: Bertha Belch - Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa." Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes Meals." "Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -<>- >Smiles A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house. The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half an hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all. The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air. She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!" The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him - HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?" -------- A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asked the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight," replied the man. The assistant promptly bent down and had a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk said. "Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." -------- A major electronics company, Siemens, is introducing a tiny necklace cell phone for women. Have you seen this thing? It's on a chain - you wear it around your neck - it hangs down right here to a woman's cleavage. The only problem women have with it; when it rings, every guy in the room yells, 'I'll get it.' ------- A parachuting instructor was excited because his wife had just bought him a camera to wear while jumping so that he could tape the experience. On the way up to jump, he was so excited that he put new film in, checked the battery, and made sure the camera was secure on his helmet. He had an amazing jump - but he forgot to put on his parachute. ------- John meets Bill at the bar and he is looking somewhat sheepish and embarrassed. Bill says, "Hey John, what's wrong?" John says, "I received a party invitation last night and it plainly said 'Black Tie' only. But when I got there, everyone was wearing suits too!" ------- The police officer hands the motorist a speeding ticket. "What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbles the driver. "Keep it. When you collect four of them you get a bicycle." -------- Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation"... Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor. "My husband spends his nights ... calling out to owls," she said. "That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband!" -------- A monastery in Europe is perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which is pulled to the top by several monks, who pull and tug with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about halfway up, as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks." -------- My wife and I were lunching at a sidewalk cafe . Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl - athletic with a great tan and blond hair. Mulling over the menu, my wife asked her if the roast beef was rare. The waitress gave us a long blank look, then replied, "Well, no - we have it, like, just about every day." ------- The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you." -------- You know that awesome feeling when you get into bed, fall right asleep, sleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the new day? Me neither. -------- A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog." Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie." There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog." -------- A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish! So the fairy waved her magic wand and POOF! The husband became 92 years old. -------- Recently while we were eating lunch after church one Sunday, my youngest son asked me what the highest number I had ever counted up to was. I replied I didn't know. Then I asked him how high he had counted. "5,372," came the prompt reply. "Oh?" I asked. "Why did you stop there?" "The sermon was over." -------- A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room. The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes." -------- Two young women who'd been out of touch for years met at the mall one day. The first said to the second, "Elizabeth, it's been so long. I heard you got married." "Yes," said Elizabeth, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man, too." "Hmmm," said the first woman, "isn't that bigamy?" -------- A meat counter clerk, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be $6.35," he told the customer. "That really is a little too small," said the woman. "Don't you have anything larger?" Hesitating but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. "This one," he said faintly, " will be $6.65." The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision. "I know what," she said, "I'll take both of them!" -------- People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor. Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather. “What’s the matter? asked the Trooper "Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply. "Pee on it. That'll thaw it out." "I can't," said the biker. "OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised. Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist. It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..." -------- On a family vacation in Texas, my brother-in-law Mike exhibited the exuberance of a tourist. At a diner, he and his brothers ordered cheeseburgers. When his meal arrived, the first thing Mike noticed was its size. "Wow," he exclaimed, "everything is bigger in Texas!" As he lifted the burger to his lips, his eyes met the cold stare of a 300-pound waitress. ------- I'm not saying our new receptionist is dumb, but this is how she filled out her insurance forms: Date of Birth: January 12, 1995 Weight: 6 pounds, 10 ounces Height: 20 inches ------- Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory." With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal." His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!" Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood... The pig and the cow. --- ...LOL! Love these! Thanks LouiseA! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: For years conspiracy theorists, paranoids and fans of the X-Files have claimed that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva, Switzerland is capable of all sorts of incredible phenomena (other than obliterating protons) like creating black holes and interdimensional vortices. Most sane people disregard these bizarre kind of claims, but a video has surfaced recently which was supposedly taken near the LHC and appears to show an unexplainable vortex forming in the sky. The swirling 'dimensional gateway' opens up over the Large Hadron Collider, and then incredibly a glowing orb appears to fly into the vortex. The video is being hailed as proof aliens are visiting Earth. The bizarre film was allegedly captured by American tourists. Now, computer graphics are capable of some pretty impressive simulation, and the likelihood that something as incredible as this would happen in broad daylight over a heavily populated area and only be recorded by some tourist on a cell phone is slim to the point of being impossible, but you can click the link to the video below and judge for yourself. Personally, if this video turns out to be authentic, I'll eat a live chicken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6X0Ra7zOQ *-- India woman injured by suspected human waste from airplane bathroom --* AAMKHOH, India - A woman in India suffered a shoulder injury when she was struck by a falling ball of frozen matter believed to be human waste from an airplane toilet. Witnesses said Rajrani Gaud, 60, was struck in the shoulder Dec. 17 by a block of ice believed to contain human urine and feces dropped from an airplane flying over Aamkhoh village in Madhya Pradesh. "I was only 25 feet away from the spot where the monster came crashing down. Children and villagers witnessed the fall and then heard screams. We ran towards Rajrani's house and referred her to hospital," Deepak Jain, a government school teacher in Aamkhoh village, told the Times of India. Jain said the woman narrowly avoided incurring more serious injuries. "The ice ball hit the roof first. Otherwise, it would have smashed her skull," he said. Aviation experts suggested the falling object may have been "blue ice," a term referring to waste dropped from an airplane lavatory. They said liquid waste may have leaked from a plane and froze on its way down to earth. District officials said they did not open an investigation into the incident as it hadn't been officially reported, but aviation consultant Bimal Kumar Srivastava said he reported the object to the director general of civil aviation and the director general of the India Meteorological Department. *-- Couple start brawl, hold luggage hostage over Hello Kitty toothbrush --* ORLANDO, Fla. - A man was arrested in Orlando after he and his wife held luggage hostage assaulted police and hotel staff during a trip to Disney World. The altercation began after a luggage mix-up at Disney's Animal Kingdom Villas accidentally sent 14 pieces of luggage to the room of Setia Kurniawan, 49, and his wife, Vonni Gustimego, 44, who were vacationing with their children. When hotel staff attempted to retrieve the luggage the Australian couple refused to open the door for hours, demanding compensation for a broken Hello Kitty toothbrush. The manager then called police describing the couple as "aggressive" and "confrontational" in a police report. When police arrived Gustimego "abruptly" opened the door and began yelling and sticking her finger in an officer's face. The officer then batted her finger away, causing Kurniawan to lung forward in her defense. The report states that as the officer restrained Kurniawan, Gustimego dragged the hotel manager into the room by her jacket and hit an officer in the ear. Police were able to detain the couple after the altercation, arresting Kurniawan on charges of battery, grand theft and resist arrest. He was later released on bail while Gustimego was released to tend to the couple's children. *-- 7-year-old girl tries to extend winter break with forged note --* DES MOINES, Iowa - A 7-year-old girl seeking to extend winter break tried to fool her parents with a handwritten note explaining "the school company" needed an extra week off. The forged note, shared by Reddit user locke-in-a-box, is written in marker and was delivered to the parents by their 7-year-old daughter, Cara, who told them she found it in the mailbox. "The school company is taking a brake so the kids will get one more week of school off and we will need your child to sign their name here," read the note, which the girl signed "Cara G." "We almost bought it until she said 'brake' not 'break,'" the Reddit user joked. "She's seven. With proper stationary and computer skills, years from now I'm in trouble." *-- Lawsuit: Man broke his leg while hypnotized at comedy show --* OMAHA - An Omaha man's lawsuit against a comedy club alleges he broke his leg while under the trance of a performing hypnotist. The lawsuit alleges William Bendorf, 38, attended the Doug T Hypnosis Show at the Funny Bone Comedy Club in Omaha March 21, 2014, and was an audience participant called up on stage to be hypnotized by performer Doug Thompson. Richard Shicker, Bendorf's attorney, said Thompson believed the volunteers had been snapped out of their hypnotic states, but the plaintiff "was still under" the trance when he was told to return to his seat. "When he said 'Go back to your seats,' [Bendorf] looks out in the audience, sees an empty chair and walks toward it. He walks right off the stage," Shicker told the Omaha World-Herald. The fall broke Bendorf's leg, Shicker said. "It was very painful -- and it continues to be painful for him," Shicker said. "He was in that zone -- that sort-of unconscious state. He didn't snap out of it until he crashed to the ground." "It was definitely a rude awakening," Shicker said. The Funny Bone Comedy Club has 30 days to respond to the lawsuit. A manager at the club did not respond to the World-Herald's call for comment. Thompson's website says he takes measures to ensure the safety of participants in his shows. "I always respect each and every volunteer and never will let them spew out personal information or go past a certain point on stage," the website states. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Bunni :) .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` >Tips We all use our refrigerators to prolong the life of our food, but for certain food, refrigerating them is not always the best thing to do. Some fruits, vegetables and sauces will spoil quicker, loose their taste and become useless if kept cold. This fantastic list will show you what is best kept away from the fridge and how to store it correctly. Give your food a fighting chance and make it last for longer. Hot Sauce It can live happily in the pantry for up to three years and this includes Tabasco and Frank's Red Hot sauce. You can also include Worchestershire, Heinz 57, Soy Sauce and Sriracha as all non-refrigerated items! Potatoes The refrigeration effects the flavor of all potatoes and that includes all kinds; white, baking, red, purple, fingerling etc. Store in dry pantry in a paper bag. Plastic bags promote moisture and mold. Bread The refrigerator dries out bread very quickly. Keep what you will eat within 4 days in a dry pantry at room temperature and freeze the rest. Onions Try to keep in their original mesh bag or any other that allows circulation and keep in the pantry. Keep away from potatoes which causes onions to rot. Tomatoes Refrigeration kills the flavor of tomatoes and causes them to be mealy. Keep them out of plastic bags. To ripen faster store in paper bag. Avocados Avocados should not be refrigerated until they are ripe. Once ripe, they can be kept refrigerated for up to a week. If you are refrigerating a whole avocado, it is best to keep it whole and not slice it in order to avoid browning that occurs when the flesh is exposed to air. Coffee Surprisingly to me, you should not refrigerate or freeze coffee because it causes condensation and changes the flavor. Goes for beans and grounds. Keep in airtight container in pantry. Garlic It will last in the pantry for two months. Refrigerating garlic can reduce the flavor and actually cause mold. Store loose and once head is broken should use within 10 days. However, you can put minced garlic in the fridge as long as used as soon as possible. Honey Placing honey in the refrigerator will thicken and crystallize the honey. Honey is all-natural and can stay good almost indefinitely in the pantry. Winter Squashes Any type of winter squash from acorn, butternut, spaghetti squash will taste better and last about a month or more in the pantry. Melons Keep whole melons on the counter to achieve the best flavor. Research has found that storing at room temp helps to keep antioxidants better intact. Once cut you can store in the fridge for 3-4 days. Oils Oils get thick and cloudy when you place them in the refrigerator. The only oils that must be refrigerated are nut oils. Otherwise keep them in the pantry. Fruits Certain fruits like apples, berries, peaches, apricots and nectarines should be placed on the counter until ripe. It can change the flavor of the fruit so that it is not as flavorful if refrigerated. Non-Foods Batteries It is a common myth that you should store batteries in the refrigerator, but extreme heat or extreme cold actually diminishes their performance. Nail Polish The only thing that refrigerating nail polish does is thicken it and change the chemicals. Keep at room temperature and away from direct sunlight. --- ...Good info! Thank You Bunni! Praying for you to be cancer free and back to good health in the name of Jesus Christ! ============================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) + (|) _____.___.|_|. | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || |/| . . . |','| ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- >INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex." ''Good morning Pastor,'"he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?" The pastor said, "Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked... 'Which service, the 8:45 or the 11:00?' -<>- ,-----. W/,-. ,-.\W ()>a a<() (.--(_)--.) ,'/.-'\_/`-.\`. ,' / `-' \ `. / \ / \ / `. ,' \ / / `-._.-' \ \ ,-`-._/| |=|o |\_.-< <,--.) |_____| |o____| )_ \ `-)| |// _ \\| )/ || |' | `| || | | | || ( )|( ) || | | | || | | | || |_.--.|.--._| || /'""| |""`\ [] `===' `===' hjw >How Children Perceive Their Grandparents 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.... 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" 3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" 4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" 5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied. 6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read." 7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!" 8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights." 9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised "Mine says I'm 4 to 6." 10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'." 11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child." 12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants." 13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport." 14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him! 15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog. --- ...TeeHee! Thanks PatDeE! ============================================================ >-->From CleanLaffs: __ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _\_ _ _ _| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_|_|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-\-|-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-\-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\|_| |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\ \ \ \ | ____ ____ ____\___ ____ _/ / |____| |____| jgs \__/ \__/ After a long day of shopping, my daughter and I stopped at a grocery store. I ran in to pick up a few things, leaving her in the car. As I approached the checkout I was surprised to see my daughter there waiting for me. "Honey," I said, "what are you doing in here? I left the motor running." "It's all right, Mom," she replied reassuringly. "I locked the doors." -<>- My girlfriend isn't the brightest bulb. One day when she was being particularly dimwitted, I said in frustration, "What's your IQ anyway?!" She shot back defiantly, "20/20!" -<>- Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it weighed 10 pounds." Doug replied, "Well...a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting." -<>- My niece's class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about his or her life, so she asked me, "What was the biggest historical event that happened during your childhood?" "I'd have to say the moonwalk," I replied. She looked disappointed. "That dance was so important to you?" -<>- A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie next door are gonna get married!" "Oh?" says the mother, amused. "And how old is Janie?" "Six," replies the boy. "Well," says the father, "what are you going to do for money?" "I get 5 dollars a week allowance," says the son, "and Janie gets 2. We figured that if we put them together, we'll be okay." "I see," says the father. "But what are you going to do if you have any children?" "Well," says the boy, "so far we've been lucky." -<>- While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband's help. "The word is eight letters long and starts with 'm', and the clue is 'tiresome sameness.'" "Monogamy," he answered. -<>- Accident Report. I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number three of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more and I trust that the following details are sufficient: I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of bricks left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which fortunately was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at the ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh 135 pounds. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured scull and broken collar- bone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground - and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately 50 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel, slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in pain, unable to move, and watching the barrel six stories above - I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope! -<>- After spending a wonderful week together, my fiance' dropped me off at the airport and returned to his base. I didn't realize how much I'd miss him until I reached the plane and bust into tears. "What's the matter?" asked the 'unlucky' woman seated next to me. Between sobs, I told her the sad story of my long distance relationship. "If you truly love him, it will work." she said. "I know, my ex-husband was in the Army." -<>- A father is in church with three of his young children, in- cluding his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head. With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked with all the innocence of a five year old... "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?" -<>- As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path, and the vehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped. I rushed to the woman's side to see if she was all right. "I'm fine," she assured me, "but I hate to think what could have happened to me if that dog hadn't honked..." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) /`\ .-""-. \ | / \ / / | | / / \ _.' \ `----.' '._ /`\ `--. \ \ | / /\ \ / / / / \ ` / | /__ `--' | _ `\ \ \`--. | | | | | / / | | / / | \ jgs \ \ \__| \_/ >Blonde Guy joke An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde guy opened his lunch and said,' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife. The blonde guy's wife said, 'Don't look at me. He made his own lunch.' -<>- ____ _[____]_ ( '7') __)(^_ / ,C^D,\ / /||:||\\ \ \|/:\|// `\\~~~|/ ,##\7|\ \ |#| \ \ |#| / / jgs |#|/_/ |#|\ \ (#_\`' >Seniors Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's arse anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so. : '. _ .' -= (~) =- .' # '. /""""" | (')') C _) \ _| \__/ <___Y> / \ :\\ / | :|\ |___| :|/\ | | :|\ \ \ \ :| \ \_ \ \==L| \\\ ///` || | || | || | || | || | || | || [___]] jgs (____)) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? 6. It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser. 7. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant. 8. I wish the buck really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them. 9. Kids in the backseat cause accidents. 10. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 11. It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 12. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 13. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 14. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 15. It is not hard to meet expenses . . . They're everywhere. 16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 17. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter - I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after". 18. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 19. It is a lot better to be seen than viewed. 20. Have I sent this message to you before... or did I get it from you? ------- .-'--. .' '. / _ `-. / .\- \, , ; .-|-' \####, |, .-|-' ;#### ,## ` ,|###" #,####, "#, ,#|^;# `###### `#####,|##" |`)| `##### ```o\`\o_.| ;\ (-`\#, .-'` |` : `; `\ ;\#, \ \-' )( \# C,_ \ ; (_, \ / `'./ | \ / | .-`'--'`. | jgs | ( \ , /_, | \ ` `` / '-.__ // .' `'`.__.' Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?' -------- An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know the one that's red and has thorns.' "Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' ------- A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!' ------- A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.' ------- Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that! I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' ------- _,,,,_ ,########, ,##` `##, ## ## ## ## /# (.)(.) #\ \# _) #/ #,######,# ##, ~~ ,## '########' jgs `######` A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' Now, before you 'forget ', send them on to some other folks you know who could use a good laugh!! --- ...LOL! 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Acclaimed filmmaker, Victor Chu, takes you on a virtual tour through all five boroughs like you've never quite seen before, from the aerial view of a Phantom-2 drone plane! Be among the first to see New York like no one has before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s9NS7tqhCgQ Get ready for a blast from the past! It's hard to believe Windows 95 came out 20 years ago. It's also hard to believe that Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry from the hit sitcom "Friends" made this ridiculous guide to using Windows 95. You won't believe how weird it is until you watch it. Check out this surreal instructional video for Windows 95. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kGYcNcFhctc --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! Like it or not, Windows is part of our history. 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