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Last week I went to the eye doctor because I've been experiencing
declining vision since late last year. My eye doctor was rather
frustrated with me as none of the lens she had tried did much to
enable me to see better. She ended that part of my exam with saying
that my eyesight was not very good. She then went to look inside my
eyes. It was then that she laughed as she pushed back away from me
on her stool and said 'That's why! You've got like 'saran wrap' over
your eye lens! Bubbles, bubbles, Lots of bubbles.'
Believe it or not, that explanation made me very relieved too. She
went on to say that I had had cataract surgery when I had my
cornea transplants surgery done. She said she sees it all the time
with patients who have cataract surgery that over time a film
develops over their lens. She said it requires a surgeon to remove
it with a simple surgery procedure. Outpatient. So she called my
eye surgeon for an appointment for me. I will go to see him on
March 10th.
I am very thankful too that my son helped with my keyboard problems.
It kept messing up on the S and the space bar. Sometimes working,
sometimes not working and sometimes doubling the S or space. That
made it hard for me to see to correct at times. Hopefully he got
it so it is all working good again now.
I thought it best to let you know that until I have this surgery
procedure, I may make some stupid typing errors. I am quite
pleased that all other aspects of my eyes were good. My cornea
transplants and everything else looked perfect she said.
Thank you in advance for your patience during this time. I just
have a hard time working and reading the screen - like she said -
looking through 'saran wrap'. Great explanation of what is going
on with my eyesight right now. Magnification doesn't help much
with this either.
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>2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our most searing hot new page is from our friends LouiseAu and
KarenF. This one may astound and challenge you. It uses artist
talents of people coming together to make bright colorful flowers.
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http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/flowerpeople.html
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...Absolutely amazing! Like optical illusions. Thanks Ladies!
Our next flaming hot new page is from our friend Linda. It's amazing
what some folks can do with paper and this artist is no exception!
He creates truly amazing paper sculptures with his hands, scissors,
and imagination. Be sure to check out his beautiful work here...
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...Wow! So bright and fun! Thanks Linda!
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Amazing Trivia Facts 8!
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Amazing Trivia Facts World!
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Smudge The Cat!
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Trip Around The World!
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Life's Tug Of War!
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Vintage Car Wrecks!
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World's Oldest Animals!
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God's Most Beautiful 4!
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Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering
hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive
home, well inebriated, around midnight each night.
He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and
couldn't get the door open. And, every time this happened, his
wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would proceed
to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and coming
home in a drunken state. But, Harry still continued his nightly
routine.
One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her
husband's behavior. The friend listened and suggested, "Why don't
you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of
berating him, why don't you give him some loving words and welcome
him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways." The wife
thought this might be a good idea.
That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about
midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition.
His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let
Harry in. Instead of beating him as she had always done, this
time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat
Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool,
and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started to
cuddle him a little. After a short while, she whispered to Harry,
"It's pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to bed now,
don't you think?"
Harry replied in his inebriated state, "Heck, I guess we might as
well. I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway!"
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"Next," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of
the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his
lovely wife, Beverly."
The chief took his place at the lectern. "I'm a little nervous,"
he began, "getting up before this distinguished audience and
speaking today. But not nearly as nervous as I will be tonight
when I must go home with my wife, Audrey, and explain Beverly to
her!"
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February 3 is Feed the Birds Day, The Day the Music Died - Buddy
Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in
1959.
February 4 is Create a Vacuum Day, Stuffed Mushroom and Thank a
Mailman Day
February 5 isNational Weatherman's Day
February 6 isLame Duck DayandNational Chopsticks Day
February 7 is Bubble Gum Day, Wave All you Fingers at Your Neighbor
Day and Send a Card to a Friend Day
February 8 is Boy Scout Day - celebrates the birthday of scouting
and Kite Flying Day
February 9 is National Pizza Day, Oscar Night and Toothache Day
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When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended
a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at
least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking
the news to the older child.
It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older
child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child
into this family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your
husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much
I decided to bring home another wife.'"
One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook???"
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>CHARACTERISTICS OF THE LITE CHURCH
(everything you always wanted in a church and less)
7. Guaranteed 30-minute sermon or your next one's free!
6. Your choice of only 8 commandments
5. Only happy hymns and choruses
4. Fewer commitments
3. No messages on subjects that hit too close to home
2. Reclining pews with pillow pads and head rests
1. Offering followed by a complimentary beverage and after
service mint
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>CAR CLASSIFIED AD CLAIMS
If the car ad claims . . . what it really means
~ rough condition . . . too bad to lie about
~ parts car . . . beyond repair
~ immaculate . . . recently washed
~ engine quiet . . . if you use 90-weight oil
~ needs minor overhaul . . . needs engine
~ needs major overhaul . . . phone the junkyard
~ burns no oil . . . it all leaked out
~ rebuilt engine . . . cleaned the spark plugs
~ drive it away . . . I live on a hill
~ drive it anywhere . . . within 10 miles
~ desirable classic . . . no one wants it
~ rare classic . . . no one wanted it even when it was new
~ stored 20 years . . . in a farmer's field
~ ran when stored . . . won't start
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In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. One little boy seemed especially intent
when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down holding his
side and asked, "Kevin, what is the matter? Are you feeling ill?"
Little Kevin responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm
about to have a wife.
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A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first
time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began
undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming
examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments
over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door
and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient
up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me
that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
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Mommy sighs, knowing this day would come so she sits her
daughter down for a long talk about the birds and the bees.
After Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of
babies, the little girl is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens, how does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
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Recently in traffic court, a man who received an expensive
parking ticket testified that a uniformed policeman had given
his OK for the man to park there.
The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the officer if
he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would. The
Judge then said, "Good. When you see the officer again, tell
him he owes you 157 dollars. Next..."
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Q. Are birth control pills deductible?
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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some
bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice
and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now.
"It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my
appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a
bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would
you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or
maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm
still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up??! I'm starving!"
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in
town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it
that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age
of his new bride to be.
Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that
the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by
an eighty-year- old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker
tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired
hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take
its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one
that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,
'And how's the hired hand?'
Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
Don't ever underestimate old guys.
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...LOL! Too Funny! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>AMAZING EXPLANATIONS
Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars
have notches, while pennies and nickels do not?
A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins
containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving
off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters
and half dollars are notched because they used to contain
silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals
they contain are not valuable enough to shave.
Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's
clothes have buttons on the left?
A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn
primarily by the rich. Because wealthy women were dressed by
maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right. Since
most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on
the right through holes on the left. And that's where women's
buttons have remained since.
Q: Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?
A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or
write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X
represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the
document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous. Sealed
with a kiss.
Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called "passing
the buck"?
A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a
buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal.
If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility, he would
"pass the buck" to the next player.
Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast?
A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by
offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink
was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount
of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it
simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would then
touch or clink the host's glass with his own.
Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be "in the limelight"?
A: Invented in 1825, limelight was used in lighthouses and stage
lighting by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant
light. In the theater, performers on stage "in the limelight" were
seen by the audience to be the center of attention.
Q: Why do ships and aircraft in trouble use "mayday"as their call
for help?
A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning "help me" -
and is pronounced "mayday,"
Q: Why is someone who is feeling great "on cloud nine"?
A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they
attain, with nine being the highest cloud. If someone is said to
be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.
Q: Why are Zero scores in tennis called "love"?
A: In France, where tennis first became popular, a big, round
zero on the scoreboard looked like an egg and was called "l'oeuf,"
which is French for "egg". When tennis was introduced in the US,
Americans pronounced it "love."
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?
A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense,
orange clay called "pygg". When people saved coins in jars made
of this clay, the jars became known as "pygg banks." When an
English potter misunderstood the word, he made a bank that
resembled a pig. And it caught on.
Q: Why are they called "Caddies"
A: When Mary, later Queen of Scots, went to France as a young
girl (for education & survival), Louis, King of France, learned
that she loved the Scot game "golf." So he had the first golf
course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure
she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played,
Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary
liked this a lot and when she returned to Scotland (not a very
good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. In
French the word "cadet" is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots
changed it into "caddie."
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...Such fun info! Thanks LouiseAu!
See more here...
Word/Phrase Origins!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/origins.html
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>Tips: Windows 10
Can I Get A Windows 10 System Disc?
We've had this question a few times this week about Windows 10.
"Can one obtain a disk with Windows 10? How else can one fix a
faulty operating system?"
Great question. You'll be able to burn a system disk to have
ready in case you need it. In fact, it's one of the first things
I'd suggest you do after upgrading to Windows 10.
Just type backup and recovery in the search box and click on the
results. You'll find a wizard to help you make a system disc.
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...Excellent! Great to know! Thanks LouiseAu!
See This too:
How to Revive Windows 10 With a Recovery Drive
https://www.pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-revive-windows-10-with-a-recovery-drive
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Some people love leather furniture, some people hate it. I happen
to fall into 'love' category. And while leather furniture does
have a lot of advantages it is rather expensive to clean. You can
pay anywhere from 20 to 40 dollars for a leather cleaning kit. But
there is an easier and less expensive way to tackle this project.
Leather furniture
To clean, wash it with warm, soapy water using a soft cloth.
Allow to dry, then lightly coat the cleaned area with Vaseline;
rub it in with a cloth to get the residue off. This works better
than most expensive cleaners.
Soft upholstered furniture
To get stains out of soft upholstered furniture rub a little bit
of shaving cream (anything but the gel kind) into the spot. Let
it sit for 30 minutes to an hour, and then blot it dry.
Just make sure that you test this method out on a hidden area
of your couch before actually putting it to use, as there is
always the small chance of damaging the fabric.
'Speaking of things you love that are hard to clean...
Many people love cooking with cast iron. Once you get a cast
iron pot or pan seasoned properly it lasts basically forever.
But cast-iron pans can be a pain to scrub thanks to their
seasoned coating that can flake off or rust if cleaned
improperly. Luckily, all you need is a little salt and a
potato - yes, a potato - to get off those messes safely.
Simply pour some coarse salt into your cast-iron pan and use
half a potato to rub it in until that mess has broken up and
can be rinsed away.
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Hydrogen peroxide (formula H2O2) is a chemical compound
that's a combination of hydrogen and water. For household
use it comes in a 3 percent solution, that familiar brown
bottle you see in the pharmacy aisle.
But your bottle of hydrogen peroxide is too valuable to
just sit in your medicine cabinet. While the inexpensive
liquid is known for its antiseptic uses, it's also a
versatile substance that can be used in a host of other
ways.
1. Remove Pit Stains
Erase yellow armpit stains on garments by creating a solution
of one part dishwashing liquid and two parts hydrogen peroxide,
then applying it to the stain for about an hour. Wash in cold
water, then dry and wear. Note: A tough stain may also require
scrubbing with baking soda.
2. Clean the Dishwasher
Use hydrogen peroxide to clean out your dishwasher. You can
spray hydrogen peroxide directly into the appliance, let sit a
few minutes, then wipe out. Or you can create a cleaning "bomb"
with hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and an essential oil. Mix
them and use an ice cream scoop to scoop out round balls. Let
them dry overnight. To use, place the bomb at the bottom of the
dishwasher. Then mix white vinegar and liquid dish-washing
detergent in a glass or ceramic bowl and place in the top of the
dishwasher. When you run a cycle with the bomb (along with
vinegar and detergent), the peroxide will whiten and clean the
appliance while the baking soda scrubs it and the oil provides a
fresh scent.
3. Whiten Almost Anything, From Fingernails to Grout
Hydrogen peroxide is great at whitening and brightening many
items, such as stained tiles, dirty grout and even fingernails.
For the latter, combine one part hydrogen peroxide with two parts
baking soda and rub the paste on your nails. Let sit for two or
three minutes, then rinse away. For whitening grout, either pour
the hydrogen peroxide straight on to the tile or make a paste
with baking soda and scrub.
4. Make a Mouthwash
Hydrogen peroxide is especially great for dental hygiene. Use it
as a mouthwash to kill germs, making sure to dilute first (half
water, half hydrogen peroxide), then swish in your mouth for one
minute and spit out. Never swallow! An added benefit of this
mouthwash: It'll whiten your teeth. You can also use it to
disinfect and clean your toothbrush and any dental appliances,
such as retainers and mouth guards.
5. Boost Your Laundry
No need to buy those expensive commercial laundry products that
have the words "oxy" in them and promise to whiten your clothes.
Simply add a cup of hydrogen peroxide to your washing machine
when doing a load of whites. The hydrogen peroxide will also
deodorize clothes and remove stains. You can pour it directly on
stains but do a color-fast test first if you're applying to darker
clothes.
6. Kill Mold and Mildew
As we noted earlier, hydrogen peroxide kills bacteria, but it
also dispatches fungi such as mold and mildew. So grab a spray
bottle of hydrogen and spray your bathroom fixtures, floors,
walls, humidifier, dehumidifier, even your shower curtain. That
fizzy sound will tell you it's working.
7. Grow Your Garden
Gardeners know one of the best substances for their plants is
hydrogen peroxide. The all-purpose liquid can help with pest
control, prevent infection on damaged trees, kill foliage fungus
and combat root rot, as well as improve plant growth. That extra
oxygen causes the roots to absorb more nutrients. For pest control
or growth, add one teaspoon to one cup of water in a spray bottle
and mist the plant. To combat root rot or fungal infections, use
one tablespoon per cup of water.
-<>-
>'Go Green' Hint:
Use hydrogen peroxide to waste less food!
Spraying salad greens with a little H2O2, then returning
them to the fridge, will thwart sogginess for several days.
Fruits and veggies also can be spritzed or bathed in a
hydrogen peroxide solution to keep them fresher longer.
Just be sure to rinse them thoroughly before eating.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Trump Super Bowl Ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2IV7Z5F7jk
Trump campaign prison reform Super Bowl ad features Alice Marie
Johnson
"I knew that God was going to get me out. So many things he
promised me he was constantly doing things -- it might seem like
small things, but I'd pray for something, and it would materialize.
God was speaking to my heart, ‘If I can take care of the small
things, trust me with the big thing,’" Johnson told Ainsley
Earhardt in an interview that aired on Fox News.
https://tinyurl.com/tyzzqhy
Border Patrol Discovers Record Breaking Tunnel Between California
and Mexico
https://tinyurl.com/ukm862m
Lt. Governor Repeatedly Accused Of Sexual Assault Casts Tie
Breaking Vote To Pass Progressive Virginia Abortion Bill
https://tinyurl.com/tlqocm8
Alleged Al Qaeda Leader Arrested In Arizona, Where He Taught
Driving School
https://tinyurl.com/wdcgzh2
‘I Wish Taylor The Best’ : Marsha Blackburn Responds To Taylor
Swift Calling Her ‘Trump In A Wig’
https://tinyurl.com/ry9bpod
Democratic Congressman Says He’s ‘Disturbed’ By ICE Arrest Of
Illegal Alien With Multiple Theft Convictions
https://tinyurl.com/vel2c4q
Ilhan Omar Continues To Dump Big Bucks Into Alleged Boyfriend’s Firm
https://tinyurl.com/raupzq6
Trump Administration Makes Drastic Change to Medicaid
https://tinyurl.com/rm9tdgq
WhiteHouse: Promise Kept: President Trump Ends NAFTA Nightmare,
Signs USMCA
https://www.whitehouse.gov/
Westwing News: Monday Starts an Excellent Week for President Trump
https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/
WhiteHouseNews: In Michigan, President Trump and autoworkers
celebrate the end of NAFTA
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Latest From AFA:
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Students For Life
https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6
Latest From OperationRescue:
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Latest Product Alert: Soup, Cold Medication
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Latest Health Alert:
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Click to Give Free
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>From BizarreNews:
If you've never heard of a needlefish consider yourself
lucky. They're vicious, have a needle-sharp nose, and can
launch themselves out of the water like a missile. And
they also make fishing around Indonesia a real hazard,
which is a lesson one poor teenager learned the hard way.
16-year-old Muhammad Idul just wanted to do a little night
fishing with a friend when a needlefish almost ended his
life in the most bizarre way possible. About 500 meters off
shore a needlefish suddenly jumped out of the water and
stabbed itself completely through Muhammad's neck.
Muhammad fell off the boat into the water with the fish's
long, sharp jaws pierced right through his neck, from just
under his chin to the base of his skull. What's more, the
fish was still thrashing, pushing the teenager around in
the water as it tried to escape.
The boys somehow managed to swim back to the beach with
the 29-inch-long fish still stuck in Muhammad's neck.
Muhammad's father rushed him to a hospital. The hospital
director, Khalid Saleh, said it was the first case of its
kind, and required five specialists to carefully remove
what remained of the fish in an hour-long surgery.
-<>-
A consensual kiss turned violent when a Michigan woman bit
off an inch of her friend's tongue.
Youlette Wedgeworth, 52, was at a man's apartment in Center
Line, a small town north of Detroit, when they shared a
consensual kiss, The Detroit News reported. That's when she
is accused of chomping down on the tip of his tongue.
Police found the man bleeding from his mouth when they
arrived at the apartment. They found the missing part of his
tongue in a bedroom. The man was rushed to a hospital while
Wedgeworth went to jail. She was charged with aggravated
assault.
"I believe this is the first case of this nature in my 27
years in the prosecutor's office," Macomb County Prosecutor
Eric Smith reported.
*--- One of the benefits of working the drive-thru ---*
An Oregon woman has been charged after she allegedly poured
alcohol into the mouth of a Taco Bell employee while still
in the drive-thru. According to the Washington County
Sheriff's Office, 23-year-old Elianna Aguilar drove to a
Taco Bell drive-thru and right in front of a deputy, she
reached through the open drive-thru window and poured alcohol
into an employee's mouth. Deputies said Aguilar was still in
her car when she did this. [My kind of girl.] Aguilar was
arrested and charged with driving under the influence of
intoxicants. Deputies said she had a blood alcohol level of
.12 at the time.
*--- Naked teen goes on rampage ---*
A naked customer caused a ruckus at a business in New
Jersey before getting into a fight with police, leaving
three officers hurt, authorities said. The 17-year-old,
who was not named because he is a minor, was "out of
control" and damaging items in Fresh Custom Upholstery.
The teen was wearing only underwear when police were
called, but peeled off the briefs when officers approached
him. When an police officer tried to arrest the teen,
the 17-year-old tried to remove the officer's gun. He
continued to resist and it took multiple cops to get him
handcuffed. One officer suffered a dislocated shoulder,
one a head injury and a third cop ended up with a glass
shard in his leg. Police charged the teen with two counts
of aggravated assault and criminal mischief. Authorities
don't know when or how the rest of the teen's clothes were
removed.
*--- Mexican Brain Worms Is a Real Thing ---*
Doctors in Texas said a man who came in complaining of
frequent headaches and a fainting spell may have had a
tapeworm in his brain for over a decade. Officials at
Ascension Seton said the Austin man came in after fainting
in the middle of a soccer game last year and told doctors
he had been experiencing severe headaches for months. An
MRI revealed the man had a tapeworm inside his brain. The
worm was removed surgically and the man is now recovering
and reported to doctors that his headaches have ceased.
Doctors said the man may have contracted the tapeworm by
eating under-cooked pork in Mexico more than a decade ago.
They said the man's sister previously had a tapeworm
removed from her brain years earlier.
*--- 6-foot boa constrictor found hiding in couch ---*
Last week it was money, this week it's a snake. Emergency
responders were called to a Kansas home where a surprised
resident discovered a 6-foot snake hiding inside their
couch. Butler County Fire District said firefighters
responded to assist the Rose Hill Police Department with
an unusual call. A resident reported finding the large boa
constrictor hiding inside their couch. The resident said
they had lived in the duplex for four years and wasn't
aware of any missing snakes in the neighborhood. Police and
firefighters said they do not know where the snake came
from and they are hoping the apparent escaped pet's owner
will come forward.
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>Screen Test
A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold
Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not
having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly
who he would like to be.
Stallone says, "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart."
So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart." Then
he turns to Arnie and says, "Arnie, who would you like to
play?"
And Arnie says, "Ah'll be Bach!"
-<>-
>Boy, This Joke Is Really Dated
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she
can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve
blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same
thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet
again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she
returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't
serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I
am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "That's not a
TV -- it's a microwave!"
-<>-
>I'm A Dog
A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, you
have to help. I think I'm a dog."
The doctor says, "How long have you had this feeling?"
The man responds, "Ever since I was a puppy."
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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery
and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated
to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs.
She was met by two of the Brothers.
The first one says, "Hello, I am brother Michael, and this
is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just
wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips
were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other Brother and says "then you must be....?"
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
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Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A: A steak out.
Q: Where would you look when purchasing felines via mail order?
A: In a Cat-a-log.
Q: What kind of school does a carpenter go to?
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Q: What do Scottish toads play?
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Q: Who did the mortician invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!
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One night at about 3 a.m. my wife was getting up from the
toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It
was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be
right in the bathroom with her.
She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any
further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that
she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent
scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence.
Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat
from the bathroom.
This time the noise was accompanied by something touching
the back of her leg! That was too much to bear. She
literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot
board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.
The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of
toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom.
-<>-
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I
stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
-<>-
The banana loaf I was making was in the oven when my 16-
year-old came into the kitchen where the family had
gathered.
"That bread smells about done don't you think, Mom?" he
asked.
I told him I had set the timer and it still had five
minutes.
A little later he repeated his suggestion. "Mom, I really
think that loaf is done. Maybe you should check it."
Always quick to come to my defense, my 13-year-old son
said, "Eddie, Mom's been burning that banana bread for 20
years now. I think she knows when to take it out."
-<>-
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised
by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel:
"An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is
under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from
an adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in
a 'compromising position.'"
"See, I have a problem with that passion business,"
responded the jury candidate. "During my first marriage, I
came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All
I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot
him."
She wasn't selected for the jury.
-<>-
fter shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my
dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful
condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it
for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles
when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow
truck.
When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While
the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to
me with a smile and said, "Well, now, what is it going to
take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?"
-<>-
To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the
church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of
her baptismal certificate.
We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know the
clergy well. When the secretary asked me the name of the
father, I told her that I couldn't remember.
After a brief silence, she said, "Ma'am, I'm talking about
the name of the baby's father."
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At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl
back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try
for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he
leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says
to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"
Embarrassed, she replies, "Oh, I couldn't do that. My
parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone
saw us."
"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"
"No. I like you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"NO, no. I just can't."
"Pleeeeease?..."
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister
shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the
sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I
can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it.
But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the
intercom button!"
-<>-
>The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter in-law lying on the couch totally naked. Soft music was
playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law answered.
"But, you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my 'Love Dress' !" the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love Dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He
can't get enough of me!"
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to
arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my 'Love Dress," she purred seductively.
"0Needs ironing, . . . . What's for dinner?"
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Ski season! The following list of exercises is to get you
prepared:
16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk- in
freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar
bills to warm up.
15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your
head before you go to bed each night.
13. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on
the lenses.
12. Throw away a hundred dollar bill-now.
11. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in
your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles.
Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.
10. Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with
crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
9. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
8. Secure one of your ankles to a bedpost and ask a friend to run
into you at high speed.
7. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be
sure you are in the longest line.
6. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a
motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
5. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a
snowstorm.
4. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray
blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it
drip into your clothes.
3. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take
them off because you have to go to the bathroom.
2. Slam your thumb in a car door. Don't go see a doctor.
1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until it's time
for the real thing!
HAVE FUN!!
-<>-
I had forgotten to get my estrogen patch prescription
refilled, and soon the symptoms of menopause - hot flashes,
forgetfulness, irritability - returned.
At the drugstore, I found myself telling the pharmacist all
about my problems. After listening patiently, he asked, "So,
how many people asked you to get this refilled?"
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Watch Lady Gaga going from the roof to the stage in one of the
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performances of all time.
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Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as
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Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is new midnight.
Dictionary is the only place that success comes before
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I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing
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