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>-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
This steaming hot new page is from our friends Geniann and
Bunni. It is sure to give you lots of smiles for your day.
Be sure to check out the video here too for more chuckles...
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http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/coldpets.html
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...I got a kick out of this one! Thanks Ladies!
It explains my one cats behavior. She likes to lay across
our floor vents, be under bed covers and messes with the
floor throw rugs so she can cover up with them. Silly cat! :)
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In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and
yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?"
Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied,
"One."
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Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the
city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?"
"Two days ago."
"Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In May, he'll
be an engineer. What's your boy going to be when he gets out
of college?"
"At the rate he's going, I'd say he'll be about thirty."
"No, I mean what's he taking in college?"
"He's taking every penny I make."
"Doesn't he burn the midnight oil enough?"
"He doesn't get in early enough to burn the midnight oil."
"Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?"
"Sure has! It's totally cured his mother of bragging about
him."
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Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.
"I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car," he said.
"That's right, sir," the salesman answered. "During the
warranty period we will replace anything that breaks."
"Fine, I need a new garage door."
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The new librarian decided that instead of checking out
children's books by writing the names of borrowers on
the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters
sign their own names. She would then tell them they were
signing a "Contract" for returning the books on time.
Her first customer was a second grader, who looked surprised
to see a new librarian. He brought four books to the desk
and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name
as he did so.
The librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign
them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book
card and then handed them to her with a look of utter
disgust.
Before the librarian could even start her speech he said,
scornfully, "That other librarian we had could write."
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December 21 is Humbug Day, National Flashlight Day and Look on
the Bright Side Day
December 22 is National Date Nut Bread Day
December 23 is Festivus and Roots Day
December 24 is National Chocolate Day and National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is Christmas Day and National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 27 is Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day and National Fruitcake Day
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>Wrapped Gift
I'm not much of a gift wrapper, especially compared with the women
who work at our shop. But I was the only one available the day a
customer wanted a gift wrapped for his mother.
"Sorry," I said, handing back a box covered with wrinkled, oddly
taped paper. "It's wrapped, but it sure looks like an amateur
did it."
"Great," he said happily. "Now my mom will think I did it myself."
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>Police Academy
My sister felt she was well prepared for her in-depth interview
with the Police Academy Board who would determine her suitability
as a candidate.
The first situation they presented to her was: "On routine patrol,
you see a car traveling at excessive speed, with undue care and
attention. You pull it over and discover that the driver is your
brother. What do you do?"
Without hesitation she replied, "Tell Mom!"
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>First Big Case
As a young lawyer working on my first big case, I was sitting in
Federal District Court watching a prominent attorney question a
witness. The attorney was trying, unsuccessfully, to elicit certain
information.
Finally the judge turned to the witness and asked a question that
prompted the appropriate response.
"Thank you, your honor," the attorney said. "How is it that you were
able to get to the crux of the matter with one question after I had
tried three times?"
"Easy," replied the judge. "I'm not paid by the hour."
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>Lying About Your Age
While my friend Emily was visiting her mother, they went for a walk
and bumped into an old family acquaintance.
"Is this your daughter?" the woman asked. "Oh I remember her when she
was this high. How old is she now?"
Without pausing, Emily's mother said, "Twenty-four," Emily, 35,
nearly fainted on the spot.
After everyone had said their goodbyes, Emily asked her mother why
she'd told such a whopper. "Well," she replied, "I've been lying
about my age for so long, it suddenly dawned on me that I'd have to
start lying about yours too."
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One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a
field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across
the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross
it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.
'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the
wool over our ice!'
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Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
A. Santa Clues!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it "soots " him!
Q. What happened when Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
A. He went down with tinsel-itis.
Q: How do you know Santa has to be a man?
A: No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
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>Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like
10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well, well, well ...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.
There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to
charity.
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:
1. "I really don't deserve this."
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The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," was the reply.
"That not illegal!. How early were you shopping?"
"Before the store was open."
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Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
'What denomination?' asked the clerk.
'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?' said Maria, 'Well give me
50 Methodist and 50 Church of England ones please.'
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Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
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Sometimes Santa will fall down a chimney. Then he's Santa Klutz.
Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their
Grandma's house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers.
As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, "Dear Lord,
please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike."
His older brother said, "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf."
"I know," said his brother, "but Grandma is."
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There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching
for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry
wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's
decorated or not!"
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The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when Emily, a
young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now,
we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but
she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for
Christmas?'
'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.
'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of
you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'
Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'
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Q: What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
A: This will sleigh you.
Q: What is a webmaster's favorite hymn?
A: Oh, dot com all ye faithful!
Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor
and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.
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"Here's a Christmas request I can't give," Santa said to Mrs. Claus.
"Why not?" asked Mrs. Claus.
"Here, read the letter."
Dear Santa,
Will you please bring me some crocodile shoes for Christmas?
Thanks,
Pete
"But you have lots of crocodile shoes," said Mrs. Claus. "Why can't
you give him a pair?"
"Because he didn't tell me what size his crocodile wears."
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Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have
gone south for the winter.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: What's red and white and black all over?
A: Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.
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Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a
repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?"
the repairman inquired.
Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my
soup!"
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"God answers all prayers. Sometimes He answers, 'Yes,' sometimes He
answers, 'No,' and sometimes the answer is, 'You gotta be kidding!'"
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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the
yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48
inches.
Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"
Me: "Certainly, what width?"
Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"
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The doctor approached the teenage boy’s hospital bed to give him a
psychiatric evaluation. His mother was seated nearby, immersed in her
knitting.
The doctor started to introduce himself, but the boy yelled, "I can’t
see! I can’t see!" The doctor had never seen a more classic example of
hysterical blindness!
He asked the mother, "How long has this been going on?"
Without looking up from her knitting, she replied, "Ever since you
stepped between him and the TV!"
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Discovering too late that a watermelon -- spiked with vodka -- had
accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the
restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
"Quick man," he whispered to the waiter, "did they complain?"
"Not about a thing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy
slipping the seeds into their pockets."
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A drunk man who smelled like gin sat down on a subway seat next to a
priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few
minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what
causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women,
too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around
with prostitutes and lack of bath."
"Well, I'll be darned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The
priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have
you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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Justin, 10, had been ill, requiring several doctors' visits and tests
before a specialist came up with the final diagnosis and treatment.
Afterwards, his mother asked him if he understood what the doctor had
explained to him. "No," replied Justin, "not really."
"Okay," his mother replied, "the doctor said you started with a
virus..."
At which point Justin interrupted to ask, "Does that mean I need a new
motherboard?"
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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,
"Mom, why have I got these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your
toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
A few minutes later, the young camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these
long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through
the desert."
"Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?"
"They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the
desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."
"So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep
the sand out of our eyes and these humps to store water."
"Yes, dear," said the mother camel.
"So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?"
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Thanksgiving Day was approaching and the family had received a
Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to
church.
Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The
Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."
"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied, "So why is their dad carrying
that rifle?"
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A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Pete
in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my
wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get
home... and guess what I found??
"Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Tim McDurmt in our
marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done.
I'm leaving forever!"
"Come now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There
is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. 'll go speak to her immediately and
find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "There
now Pete, you see? I told you there must be a simple explanation!
"Well WHAT is it?" Fumed Pete.
"She never got your E-mail!"
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A blonde was walking by the travel agent and saw a sign that said
Cruise for $39.
She walked in and plunked her money on the table.
The travel agent grabbed her, tied her to a wooden plank and threw her
into the river out back.
Another blonde walked in a few minutes later, plunked down her money
and she too was grabbed, tied to a wooden plank and thrown into the
river out back.
The current was swift, so she caught up with the first blonde and
they both floated together for a while.
She asked, "Do they serve drinks on this cruise?"
The first blonde said,. . . "They didn't last time."
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At St. Peter's Catholic Church, they have weekly husbands' marriage
seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same
woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat
her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to
Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?
Giuseppe proudly replied, "I gonna go picka her up."
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...LOL! Thanks LouiseA!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
[Politics]
>From Our Friend Melinda :)
Court To Review Judge’s Order Forcing Woman To Learn Islam
By Denise Lavoie, AP Legal Affairs Writer
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/12/13/daisy-obi-forced-to-learn-islam-muslims/
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...Crazy! A case of two wrongs don't make a right! Thanks Melinda!
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
You may have noted that more and more black leaders are
beginning to open their eyes to the truth on this.
This is the video that went viral on the internet in the last
few days. Very few can express themselves with such clarity
and purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/n_YQ8560E1w?autoplay=1
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...so true! Thanks Geniann!
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>From BizarreNews:
It seemed like a good idea at the time. A mailman in
Wisconsin was arrested after he played what was probably
a good-intentioned but ultimately ill conceived prank on
a female acquaintance.
52-year-old letter carrier David A. Goodman had a friendly
relationship with 21-year-old Tiffany Washington who works
at a law firm on Goodman's route.
When Goodman noticed that young Tiffany was "stressed out"
one day he wanted to make her laugh. So casting
professionalism and any common sense he might have had
aside, Goodman decided to deliver her mail naked.
Goodman told the police that after the delivery of a batch
of mail to the law firm he saw that she was stressed out.
He said that he told the woman that he will return to
deliver a second batch of mail in the nude to cheer her up.
"Oh, come on. You do not have the balls to do that," she
said.
She was wrong.
Unfortunately for Goodman, Ms. Washington did not find it
funny. He tried to apologize, but it was too late. She
called the police.
Goodman was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior. The
United states Postal Service released a statement, saying
that Goodman has been suspended from delivering mail.
-<>-
Imagine you are an older married woman, and you come home
to find a young woman, in your husband's pajamas, sleeping
in your bed.
You might immediately assume your husband is cheating on
you, but when you confront the woman she tells you she was
only sleep-walking and doesn't remember wandering into your
house, showering, changing into your husband's pajamas and
climbing into your bed.
So you decide that just to get her out of your house you
will give her a ride home.
Now that story is bizarre enough, but to qualify for Bizarre
News things had to get a little bit weirder.
As it turned out the young woman, Eryn Rice, was not having
an affair with the elderly gentleman. She was fleeing police.
Earlier that day she was observed shoplifting several hundred
dollars worth of cosmetics from a CVS pharmacy in Deltona,
Florida.
Rice was apprehended outside of the pharmacy by a sheriff's
deputy who managed to half arrest her. He cuffed one of her
wrists before Rice pushed him to the ground and took off
running.
Rice headed to a house in the neighborhood. It's unknown why
she picked this certain house. She slipped inside, washed
her clothes in the washing machine but left a pair of socks
and panties, took a shower, put on a pair of the flannel
pajamas she found and then napped in the bedroom where she
was found by the homeowner.
You can just imagine the telephone call between the elderly
woman and her husband when Rice was discovered (wearing hand-
cuffs on one wrist, no less). But no story that poor old guy
could have come up with could possibly beat the truth.
Later that day the older couple flagged down deputies and
asked them if they were looking for a young woman. The
couple told deputies where they had driven the woman, and
when deputies went to the house they arrested Rice and an
accomplice who attempted to flee.
*-- Chinese restaurant caught charging customers to breathe
clean air --*
ZHANGJIAGANG, China - Officials in a Chinese city ordered
a restaurant to stop charging customers to breathe clean
air amid intense smog in the country. The restaurant in
Zhangjiagang was found to be adding an "air cleaning fee"
of about $0.15 to each customer's bill to offset the cost
of the eatery's new air filtration system, which was
installed amid smog warnings in the region. Customers
complained to the city's Consumer Pricing Bureau, which
ordered the restaurant to cease the practice. An official
told the state-run Xinhua news agency the filtered air
could not be sold as a commodity because diners were not
given the option of whether or not to breathe inside the
facility. Smog in the capital, Beijing, was so thick last
week that the city issued its first-ever red alert for
air quality. The alert involved a three-day closing of
factories, construction sites and schools.
*-- Florida man in French maid costume arrested in prostitution
sting --*
LAKELAND, Fla. - A Florida man dressed in a French maid
costume and a dog collar was one of 95 people arrested
in a prostitution sting, police said. The Polk County
Sheriff's Office said an investigation dubbed Operation
Naughty Not Nice resulted in the arrests of 95 people
between the ages of 15 and 68 during the week-long sting.
Investigators said the suspects were lured to a hotel by
undercover officers posing as prostitutes and potential
customers. The arrest report said one of the suspects,
David Marsh, arrived at the hotel on a bicycle and was
wearing a French maid costume, a dog collar and a chastity
belt. He was seeking a prostitute to dominate him,
investigators said. "He rode a bike clear across Lakeland
wearing his French maid outfit with his dog collar around
his neck," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said in a news
conference. The sheriff's office said other suspects
arrested in the sting include a Lakeland High School
teacher, two sets of twins and a mother who left her
two-year-old child in the car with her significant other
when she came into the hotel. Judd said one of the
suspects, Maurice Laws, was previously arrested in a
similar operation at the same hotel last year.
*-- California package thief wrote "shop lift" on to-do list --*
SAN DIEGO - San Diego police arrested pair of package
thieves and found a car full of stolen items along with
an incriminating to-do list. Kristina Green, 19, and Gary
Withers, 38, were arrested when an Amazon delivery driver
called 911 after witnessing the theft of two packages from
Encinitas, Calif. homes. When police searched the car they
discovered a to-do list featuring errands including "shop
lift" and "Kiss mom n tell her she's loved." Police also
found mail, including junk mail and bills, belonging to
as many as 13 local residents. Victims Mike Garret and his
wife Mary told NBC San Diego that were thankful to have
their mail returned and commended the delivery driver for
alerting authorities. "He did his Job," he said. "He
should get extra credit. He could have said, 'Eh' and kept
going, you know?" Green and Withers, who were already on
probation for drug and weapons violations, were charged
with mail theft and possession of stolen property.
*-- Tortoises found 'vandalized' in Florida --*
ORLANDO, Fla. - A Florida wildlife center said two gopher
tortoises were "vandalized" by culprits devoid of both
artistic skills and common sense. The Back to Nature
Wildlife Refuge & Education Center said a gopher tortoise
with its shell crudely colored and doused in glitter was
found wandering in Pine Hills and a second tortoise with
a similar paint job was found suffering from a fungal
infection in Orlando's Blanchard Park. Orange County Animal
Services brought the tortoises to the refuge. "It will
take multiple cleanings to remove the paint from each
tortoise as well as healing time to get them back in good
health. This is so disrespectful and we plead to you to
share this with others to make it known that this is NOT
OK and illegal!!" the center said. Shelter worker Debbie
Helsel told WFTV the tortoise suffering from the infection
is about 20 years old and was found "extremely dehydrated."
"It is completely disrespectful to the animal to do
something like this," she said. Helsel said gopher
tortoises use their shells to help them breath, making
the paint jobs extra dangerous. "Right underneath this
[the shell] is just a very thin, thin shell where all
their organs are," Helsel said. "It's not fun. It's not
funny. It's not healthy for the animal because it causes
a lot of problems and this animal could end up losing its
life over something like this," she said.
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Now I know why Bonnie has sworn off of men and husbands. Bonnie was
arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in
Cincinnati he asked her, 'What did you steal?'
She replied, 'A can of peaches.'
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and
she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many
peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, 'I will
then give you 6 days in jail.'
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, Bonnie's
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, 'What is it?'
The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'
-<>-
Turning 60 two years ago, I took a lot of good-natured ribbing from
family and friends. So as my wife's 60th birthday approached, I
decided to get in some needling of my own. I sat her down, looked
deep into her eyes, then said I had never made love to anyone who
was over 60 years old. "Oh, well, I have," she deadpanned. "It's
not that great."
-<>-
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
Hillary will NOT be running in 2016 due to the brain tumor
found during her recent colonoscopy.
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A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner,
her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father
invites the fiance to his study for a drink. 'So what are your plans?'
the father asks the young man. 'I am a Torah scholar,' he replies. 'A
Torah scholar. Hmm.' the father says. 'Admirable, but how will you
provide a home for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?' 'I
will study,' the young man replies, 'and God will provide for us.' 'And
how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?' asks the father. 'I will concentrate on my studies,' the
young man replies, 'and God will provide for us.' 'And children?' asks
the father. 'How will you support children?' 'Don't worry, sir, God
will provide,' replies the fiance. The conversation proceeds like this,
and each time the father asks a question, the young idealist insists
that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, 'How did it go, honey?'
The father answers, 'He has no job and no plans, but the good news is,
he thinks I'm God.'
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>Quiz
This is a quiz for people who know everything! I
found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not
trick questions. They are straight questions with
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1. Name the one sport in which neither the
spectators nor the participants know the score or the
leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly
moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on
their own for several growing seasons. All other
vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the
only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy,
with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole
and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been
cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the
letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.
Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold
frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other
form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your
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1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor
the particip ants know the score or the leader until
the contest ends. Boxing
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward.
Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a
half feet each year because of the millions of gallons
of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on
their own for several growing seasons. Asparagus and
rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside ....
Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It
grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over
pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place
on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the
entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they
are snipped off at the stems.)
6. Three English words beginning with dw Dwarf, dwell
and dwindle.
7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. ..
Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen,
apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point,
quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and
ellipses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen,
canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but
fresh Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet
beginning with 'S'. Shoes, socks, sandals,
sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said
'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks
familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands
her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she
finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the
gun and, as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun
and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?'
The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her
US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the
decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
Delaware.'
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my
possessions stolen.
I call the police for help and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!'
OKAY, FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE ELSE YOU MIGHT THINK NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY.
EVEN IF YOU ARE BLONDE YOU HAVE TO LOVE THIS:
Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past
loaded up with rolls of sod.
"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced #1 Blonde.
"Do what?" asked #2 Blonde.
"Send my lawn out to be mowed."
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In my job with a delivery company, I was getting phone
directions to a customer's home. The woman very specifically
said, "From the main road in the center of town go two
lights. Look for the post office. Turn left onto the next
street. Go 1.3 miles. Drive past one red hydrant and then
take the next right. Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second
on the right, and the number is on the mailbox."
As I entered the information into the computer, I asked,
"What color is your house?"
The woman paused a second and said, "Hold on. I'll go check."
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Not quite grasping the sanctity of "Monday Night Football,"
I plunked myself next to my new husband one Monday night to
chat. He was distracted by the action on TV, and after being
shushed a few times, I gave him a "look."
Immediately contrite, he picked up the remote. "I'm sorry,
honey," he apologized, "I'm being rude. You go ahead and
talk--I'll just turn up the volume."
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There's no doubt that we need all the doctors we can get.
If we didn't have them, what would happen to all the old
magazines?
-<>-
I have a lot of 'sweet chariot' stocks. The minute I buy
them they 'swing low!'
-<>-
"My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps
scribbling in her diary."
-<>-
After turning eighty, Marie found that shopping for Christ-
mas gifts had become too difficult, so she decided to send
checks to everyone instead. She wrote, "Buy your own
present" on each card and mailed them early.
Marie enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities. Only
after Christmas did she find the gift checks on her desk,
which she had forgotten to enclose.
-<>-
The children of our parish in Tokyo had been practicing
their Christmas play. Right on cue, the innkeeper said,
"There is no room."
No one was prepared for Joseph when he turned to Mary and
said, "I told you to make reservations!"
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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What
rotten luck I've had today! What in the world should I do
now?"
A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why
don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He
rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks,
"What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money
on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
-<>-
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand
him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when
he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will
inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to
express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate
desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's
the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be
the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible man alive.
No wait...sorry. I am thinking of scotch. It's scotch that
does all that.
-<>-
I wondered if I could get my husband to address Christmas
cards, as I had so much to do. I arranged everything we
needed, then hopefully pulled up a chair and said, "Come
on, Dear, let's get these out of the way."
He glanced at the array on the table, turned away and went
into the den, only to return moments later with a high stack
of cards, stamped, sealed, and addressed.
"They're last year's," he said. "I forgot to mail them. Now
let's go out to dinner and relax. You've been working too
hard."
-<>-
The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person
brought in to be their new conductor. Their fears were
realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist,
realizing that the conductor did not know what he was
doing, angrily clashed his instruments together during a
delicate, soft passage. The music stopped. The conductor,
highly agitated, looked angrily around the orchestra,
demanding, "Who did that? Who did that?"
-<>-
In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the
difference between a watch and a clock. I told the students
that when it was a large timepiece on a wall and not
attached to your body, it was called a clock. When it was
worn on your body, it was called a watch.
A few days later we had a power outage, and our classroom
clocks had not been reset. I asked Luis, who was wearing
a wristwatch, for the time. Luis looked at his wrist, and
then confidently announced, "It is exactly ten o'watch."
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At first sight we knew it was the perfect Christmas tree.
Tall and full, with no bare spots. Even our grown children
were impressed.
"Wow," said my son, "if you didn't know it was real, it could
easily pass as artificial."
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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air
current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to
feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
7. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
8. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST
SERVICE PROVIDER.
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1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed LIQUID
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2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He does not PUT IT ABOUT - He prefers DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY
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>Laws
/A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to
make love with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition
to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the
local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
/No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in
Norfolk, Virginia.
/In the state of Washington there is a law against making love
with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding
night)
/The only acceptable love position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other love position is
considered illegal.
/In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women
to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
/In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of
beer while lying in bed with his wife.
/A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband
to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic,
onions, or sardines.
/In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any love acts in the
front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
/A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a
saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds,
two ounces.
/Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to
provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest.
According to the law, no couple may make love unless they are
wearing the nightshirts.
/Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to
jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
/During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
engage in a love act while parked in their vehicle, unless
their car has curtains.
/In Nevada making love without protection is considered illegal.
/In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear
patent-leather shoes.
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>Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn:
-The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number
of helicopters in it.
-You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
-You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual
baby emerging from her at that moment.
-The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is
that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average
drivers.
-There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people
to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11.
-There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-People who want to share their religious views with you almost
never want you to share yours with them.
-If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human
race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
potential, that word would be "meetings."
-The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is
to annoy people who are not in them.
-If God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
decides to deliver a message to humanity, he will NOT use as His
messenger a whacked out crazy person or a person on TV with a bad
hairstyle or in some cases, really bad make-up too.
-You should not confuse your career with your life.
-A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor,
is not a nice person.
-No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it
too seriously.
-When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take
command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
-Your true friends love you, anyway.
-Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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>** ELF PET PEEVES **
8. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and
no one gives a rip. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some
stupid outfit in February with a lousy bow and arrow and all
of a sudden you're a hero.
7. Company health plan doesn't cover tattoo removal.
6. The EPA's new relaxed reindeer-emissions standards.
5. Having to make items to drop off for those on Santa's
Naughty List.
4. Icy cold North Pole temperature makes it hard to produce
quality workmanship.
3. Reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.
2. Constantly ridiculed for that 0-854 record in the North Pole
basketball league.
1. Jolly Ole Santa has never yet brought back a single cookie
to share.
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Celtic Woman, the all-female musical ensemble from Ireland, with their
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"You can buy anything on eBay. I just bought the world's
oldest globe. It's flat." --Buzz Nutley
"My dad, he's a nuclear physicist, my mom, she's a math-
ematician, my brother is a chemical engineer--and I like to
color." --Shashi Bhatia
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season,
that very special time of year when we join with our loved
ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to
find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this
in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see
a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very
much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years
ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a
parking space." -Dave Barry
"There are only a few days left until Christmas. I tell
you, it's really amazing how popular baby Jesus was able
to become without his mother posting a single picture of
him on Facebook." -Jimmy Kimmel
"They're saying that this could be one of the warmest
Christmases in 30 years. Last Christmas, Santa made a list
of who's naughty or nice. This Christmas, Santa made a list
of who has central air and who doesn't." -Jimmy Fallon
"A new study has found that being good-looking can hurt a
man's career because the people in charge of hiring see
attractive men as a threat. So if you're a man who was
recently hired for a new job, congratulations. You're
hideous." -James Corden
"The Paris climate agreement calls for countries to try
and keep the temperature of the planet from rising more
than 2 degrees. Or in other words, they have the same
attitude about the Earth's temperature that your dad has
about the thermostat: 'Who turned this up?'" -Jimmy Fallon
"They're predicting the new 'Star Wars' film could gross
more than $2 billion. The United States just promised $800
million as part of the Paris agreement to fight climate
change, which means we're spending more than twice as much
to see 'Star Wars' as we are to save the actual world."
-Jimmy Kimmel
"There's a new Internet start-up called Swanluv that will
give you $10,000 to help pay for your wedding. However,
if you get divorced, you must pay the money back, plus
interest. I think this company is underestimating a couple's
ability to stay in a terrible relationship. I once didn't
break up with a woman for two years because she owned a
washer/dryer combo." -James Corden
"Oh, look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to
have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast
food, and beer. Who'd have ever guessed that product con-
sumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix
so harmoniously?" -Calvin & Hobbes
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