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You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our first 2 smoking hot new pages come from our friend Linda. These pages have some most interesting photos and info on 22 hot pieces currently on display at the world's largest museum. These will impress you. Be sure to check them out here... /""""" >==============< ,((((((, | (.).) | | ((/)))))))) C _) \_/// | Metropolitan | )(.(.)((((( \ _| \ _/ | | (((_ ?)))) \__/___/ / |Museum Of Art!| \\\_/ ))\= /((( <___Y> \_/ | | \_ / (((\ ())))) / \ #\__\ >==============< \ \_)))//^\((( / | #| \___// | || |___| #| \\ | || | | #| | | |/ \ \ #| | / / \ \=LI |/ / \ /// || |\\\ | | || |____/ | || || / | || (( | | || || \ | || || | | || ||_/ [___]]_ _//_\) jgs (_____)) ((___/Y ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Metropolitan Museum Of Art! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/metmuseumart.html Metropolitan Museum Of Art 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/metmuseumart2.html --- ...Wow! Thanks Linda. So fascinating! I am thinking a person could easily spend a week or two investigating all the unique pieces found here! This was nice sampling! Our last newest page comes from our friends Geniann and Deci. This one is for those seeking a little thrill to their normal day to day lives. 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Thanks my friends! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ,---------------------------------------------------++++------. | ,-------------------. `T$b. PL | | | _.$._ | NAME(-S): Mar\tin `T$b. | | | &;;$$$$$;;& | SURNAME: Rataj `T$b.| | | d&&&&&:&&&&&b | NICKNAME: maRcin `T$l | | d$P^'`:;:`'^T&b | SIG: MRC (gan)(997) `l | | &;,--. .--.:& | ADRESS: Universe (this) | | | :; (o>` - A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" a woman asked the tour guide. "Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard." When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, the woman asked the guide: "So what's the answer?" The guide replied: "One." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 24 Pig in a Blanket Day April 25 East meets West Day and World Penguin Day April 26 Administrative Professionals Day, Hug an Australian Day, National Pretzel Day and Richter Scale Day April 27 Babe Ruth Day, National Prime Rib Day, Take Your Daughter to Work and Tell a Story Day April 28 is Arbor Day April 28 is International Astronomy Day, Great Poetry Reading Day, and Kiss Your Mate Day April 29 is Greenery Day and National Shrimp Scampi Day April 30 is Hairstyle Appreciation Day and National Honesty Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,_/|/ _ . /-__/ ( ((_, ) \/\ =/ = /_/ / \,_\_)___(_ \ / \_ \___\|\_, \ \__-\__ \ /\// ' \ ( /_ / \_,\______| __#######] __/._ . . ) _/ .\ . . < \. . . _/ /\__. _.__/ \ ( \_/ ( /_| )/_ /'-`_) \ | / (___'_) '/. __) .. \_/ | . b'ger _\ ( . .. (____`_) >"But First" Syndrome I call it "But First" Syndrome. You know. It's when you decide to do the laundry. So you start down the stairs with the laundry, but then see the newspapers on the table. OK, you'll do the laundry. BUT FIRST you decide to put the newspapers away. So on your way in to put the newspapers away, you notice the mail on the table. OK, you'll put the newspapers away. BUT FIRST you'll pay that bill that needs to be paid. So you look for the checkbook. Oops...there's the baby's bottle from yesterday on the floor. OK, you'll pay the bill. BUT FIRST you need to put the bottle in the sink. You head for the kitchen. Darn it, there's the remote for the TV. What's it doing here? Okay, you'll put the bottle in the sink. BUT FIRST you need to put the remote away. Head for the TV room. Aaagh! Stepped on the cat. Cat needs to be fed. Okay, you'll put the remote away. BUT FIRST you need to feed the cat... So, here's what happens at the end of the day: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor, bottle is on the table, bill are unpaid, checkbook is still lost, and the cat ate the remote control. And, when you try to figure out how come nothing got done all day, you are baffled because .....you KNOW you were BUSY ALL DAY!! That's the "BUT FIRST" Syndrome." -<>- >Matchmaking Skills Barbie, a local waitress, decided to put her matchmaking skills to the test with our mutual friend Mike. She figured that Sandy, another customer who seemed to have much in common with Mike, would be an ideal date. One day Mike came into the restaurant when Sandy was also there. Barbie dragged Mike over to Sandy's table and introduced the two. Then she watched, in amazement, as Mike put his arm around the young woman and said in his best mock-seductive voice, "Hellooooh, Sandy." "You guys know each other?" Barbie asked. "We sure do," said Mike. "She's my sister." -<>- >Plural of Y'all What is the plural of y'all? I asked this (innocently) at the end of a recent (this comes from 1998 so not so recent) humor posting which dealt with misconceptions about Texas. Little did I know that I had opened the flood gates! I have received more email on this subject over the past few days than I care to mention. Everyone seems to have an answer to this question (or at least an opinion about it). I received answers from Texans, non-Texans, wanna-be Texans, former Texans, people from Arkansas, New York (a transplanted Texan no doubt), Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, California, Oklahoma among others, and I even had a response from someone in Papua New Guinea. Well, the answer to this question is one which should be shared, so here are the comments on the plural of y'all: Many people indicated that y'all is already the plural form and provided the singular form which was variously (1) you'un (2) you-all (3) youins (4) yuse'all (5) yewins (6) yu's oll and (7) you'uns. Some people contended that y'all is both plural and singular just as "you" can be used for both plural and singular, depending on the context. One Texan added that there "ain't no sense in wasting the energy making up two differ'nt words, is there?" Another added that Texans have "been talking like this since we were babies, so why let a few years of education mess up something natural?" One person told me that the plural was y'ens (from "ye ones") and said that the information was from his English teacher (the teacher having a Masters in Linguistics and a PhD in English). So, now it's time to announce the "official" plural of y'all (at least according to the various opinions of the Good Clean Fun list members). By a comment margin of at least 5 to 1, the plural of y'all is: ALL Y'ALL Now, 'nuf said! I thank y'all and all y'all can can git back to yer chores. -<>- >Evangelist Request The country preacher is just finishing his "fire and brimstone" sermon. He says, "If anyone is sick, if anyone is depressed, if anyone needs the Lord's help, let them come forward and be cured!" Sam comes forward. The preacher says, "What do you need the Lord's help with?" "My hearing." The preacher puts his hands on Sam's ears and prays. Loudly. When he's done he says, "How is your hearing now?" "I don't know. It's not until Tuesday." -<>- >Haircuts At the barbershop recently, a father came in with his two sons, about 10 and 12 years of age. He got both boys settled into barber chairs and then proceeded to tell the barbers how he wanted their hair cut. The younger boy didn't pay much attention. But the older boy turned to his barber and said, "Make me look good for the girls, not for my dad!" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) .--. .--. (_ _) "SICK" (_ _) I CANNOT GO TO SCHOOL TODAY )( -by Shel Silverstein )( Said little Peggy Ann McKay. /__\ /__\ [____] __,--"""""""--,__ [____] "I have the measles and the mumps, ) ( _/ \_ ) ( A gash, a rash, and purple bumps. \__/ / ((((((()))) \ \__/ My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, [ _]/ (((((((())))))) \[ ] I'm going blind in my right eye. [(_`"-._((((((( ))))))--"`_) ] [ ) (((( ,_ _, )))) ( ] My tonsils are as big as rocks, [ / (() |*| |*| (() \ ] I've counted sixteen chicken pox. [/ ()) ''' ''' ()) \ ] And there's one more- ( (() '' ^ '' (() )] ...that's seventeen! [ ())'. C====O.'()) / ] And don't you think [(\_/) (() '-._____.-' (()( ( ] ...my face looks green? ./o o\())____/ \____())____) . :(= Y =)@-----'---`-----@--------: My leg is cut, my eyes are blue- |/`----'/|\ /|\ \It might be instamatic flu. |``________________________________ I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke | |\'.'''.'''.".'.'".'..'".'.'.'."" I'm sure that my left leg is broke. | |'\.'"..'...."'"'..'...'.'.'.'.'..'.\ | |.'\.''.'...'''"'..'..'.'.'.'..'. My hip hurts when I move my chin, | |.'.\.'"..'.'."".'".'..'.'.".'.'. My belly button's caving in, | |.'.'\'.".'.".'.".''.'".'.'".'.'. My back is wrenched, | |.".'.\'.'..'.".'.'.-".'.'.'.- '.' ...my ankle's sprained, | |.'.' .\'.'.''.''.''.''.'.'.''.'' My 'pendix pains each time it rains. | |'.'.' .\'".'.-".'.''".''.-'".'.'.'.".'.'.'.\ \ |.'.'." .\".'.'-'.'".'..'.'.'.'.' My nose is cold, my toes are numb, \|.'.'..".'\".'.''.'..".'.''-'''.' I have a sliver in my thumb. \'.'.'.''.'\.'.''.'..'".'.'..'.'. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak. \.'.'.'".'.\'.'".'.'.'".'.".".'. I hardly whisper when I speak. \'".'.".".'\".'.'.".'.'-".'.".'.'.'."."-".'.'.'\ \.'.".'.".'\'.'.".'-'.''.'.'.'.'.'.".'.'.".'.'.\ \'.'.'".".'\'.'.".'.-''".".'. My tongue is filling up my mouth, \'.".'.'.".\'.'.'.'.".'.'.'. I think my hair is falling out. \".'.".'.".\".'-".." .".'.' My elbow's bent- \ \'.".''.".'\".'.'." .'.' ". ...my spine ain't straight. \".'.-'.".'\.'.'- .'.".'. My temperature is one-o-eight. \".".'.'.'|~.-~~-.~~-~.'~-~-.-'~-~..~~'-~-~-~-~| \'.'.''.'|.".'.'..-'.'. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, \".'..".|".''.''.'.".' There is a hole inside my ear. \'.".'.|".''..'.'.'.' I have a hangnail, and my heart is- \".'.'|".-.'..'..-'.' ...WHAT? \'.'.|.'.'.-'.'.'.".'..'".'.'.".'.'.".'"..| \'.'|'.'.".'.'..'. What's that? What's that you say? \.'|".''.'-'.'.'. You say today is...Saturday? \'|.-.'-'.-".'." G'bye, I'm going out to play!" \|jgs''.'.'.'.'.'-'.'".'.'.'".'.'.'.'"| ~~~~`~~~`~~~``~~~~```~~~~~`~~~~`~~~~~ >Smiles My four-year-old daughter had the flu: achy, fever, hoarse, so I took her to the doctor's office. He listened to her breathing and checked her ears, then he asked, "So what bothers you the most?" She replied, "My little brother. He's always in my stuff!" ---------- My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot. Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I handed a glass to my three-year-old, and told her to drink her milk. She looked at me bewildered and replied, "I didn't order milk." ---------- My mom said to me, 'Your uncle's a miser, you know. In all that cold weather last week, he just sat huddled over a candle.' I said, 'Geez, Mom, they say it's going to be even colder this week.' She said, 'Yes, well you never know. This week he may light it.' ---------- The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. "Isn’t it true," he began, "that you were given $5000.00 to throw this case?" The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself again, getting the same reaction, the same no response. Finally, the judge spoke to the witness, "Please answer the question." "Oh,” replied the startled witness, "I'm sorry, your honor. I thought he was talking to you." ------- A little girl called Esme Pipple was taken by her father to a seance. When they arrived, the medium asked Esme is there was anybody she would like to contact and speak to. "I'd like to speak to my Granny," said Esme. "Certainly, my dear," said the medium, going into a deep trance. He began to moan and talk in a strange voice, saying "This is your Granny speaking from Heaven... a wonderful place in the skies. Is there anything you'd like to ask me, my child?" "Yes, Granny," said Esme. "What are you doing in Heaven when you're not even dead yet?" -------- On New Year’s Eve, at five minutes til midnight, Mary stood up at the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, The bartender was almost crushed to death. -------- A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I’m afraid so," the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition? This prescription is marked "NO REFILLS." ---------- While leading activities for seniors at a nursing home, I asked my group to complete well-known phrases. For example, I would prompt them with, "Better safe," to which they would respond, "Than sorry." The game proceeded as expected until I got to the phrase, "Make love, not war." I had barely gotten out the first two words when a ninety-year-old man shouted from the back, "While you can! ---------- A local pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name badge they printed 'Hog Caller' as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented. The pastor responded by saying, "I usually am called the 'shepherd of the sheep'...but you know your people better than I do." ---------- Three weeks after her wedding day, Barbara called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "Nate and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. EVERY marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Barbara. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?" -------- A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replied "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any papers!" -------- >20 REAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES! 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies. 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say. 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers. 4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case. 5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 7. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 8. Clinton Wins Budget -- More Lies Ahead 9. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told. 10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death. 11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. 12. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter. 13. War Dims Hope for Peace. 14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While. 15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide. 16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge. 17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group. 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks. 20. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery -- Hundreds Dead. ------- >Don't You Hate it When? **You slice your tongue licking an envelope. **Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. **A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. **There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. **You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. **The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. **A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. **You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 pm instead of 7 am. **The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. grrrr **You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. **People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. **Your glasses slide off your ears when you get hot and sweaty. **You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. **You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. Yes, it's the little things in life that combined together, sometimes make us want to SCREAM! How good it is to keep these earthly things in proper perspective, by keeping the eternal in mind! --- ...Oh Yeah!! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) mathemagician 1+1=2 /\ \ c") ;-/\> || kOs >For Maths Lovers. There is a Logical pattern in the following series of numbers. What are the next three numbers in the series? 15, 21, 25, 27, 33, 35, 39, - , - , - , ANSWER.... . . . . . . . . . 45, 49, 51 – The Logic is odd numbers excluding PRIME NUMBERS. --- ...OK. Thanks Linda! Of course you are not talking to a math lover! That would be my brother. HaHa! -<>- _,,,, \\ \ ,ouch! ____/c = o= \|// * _/ | /\__C/ -/_ / ,-. * _/ \ \__ ___ _\\_ | \ * __/ \ -/ O\/'_ \ \_ \ x | * / \____,\______\/ ' /\_,/// > ) \_ \ # _/_\/ / ,/ +\ / / _/ )_/ \ \ \ \__|+ O ) \/ _/ \/ \_ \ \ /\__D/ \ _/ ) _> ,) ) / _ o \ _/, _/ _/ / \ / / ,_/ __/ /_ . _/ \_ _\ / / \ o// _/ /_\__/ \_/ \ /__o/ \___| _/ / x( \/ '-,__ _// \__ __/\ \ x\ |______\ \ \> \ \ \ | // | \__ \ '-' / / \___( /_/ / O \ '- \__ \_____) b'ger >Husband temper This could save a lot of marriages A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...." --- ...HaHa! Thanks Linda! Unfortunately I learned this as a kid. My step-dad would get really angry. The best thing to do was to be very quiet and get out of his way. It works for both males and females who loose their temper and go into fits of rage. Like the bible teaches us... Prov.15: [1] A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger. -<>- >Aphorisms It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES - USE BIRTH CONTROL Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population. Q: "You know why a banana is like a politician?" A: "He comes in and at first he is green, then he turns yellow and before you know it, he's rotten." "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors." The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. --- ...HaHa! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: TOO FUNNY! Student To Elizabeth Warren’s Face: “You Lied About Your Ethnicity!” [VIDEO] So “Pocahontas” Elizabeth Warren gets totally flummoxed by student as she eagerly jumps in front of his camera believing that he’s a supporter... http://tinyurl.com/kocvgox MEXICO CRIES FOUL! Deporting Illegal Aliens Is A ‘Violation’ Of Rules http://tinyurl.com/kmln78q White House News http://tinyurl.com/lzc3ksp BREAKING: FBI Re-opens Hillary Clinton Investigation http://tinyurl.com/l42zz2u Latest on Bill O'Reilly http://tinyurl.com/lefrw4e -<>- >From BizarreNews: A man who was in the mood for some fried chicken, broke into a woman's home where he stole food and alcoholic beverages, according to police in Florida. Police said that they have arrested 34-year-old Ronald Gregory Wesly, after being caught by the homeowner frying chicken and drinking vodka in her kitchen. According the police investigation, after homeowner Samantha O'Neal went to work, Wesly broke into her home, opened the woman's fridge and took out chicken. He then used a frying pan to make himself fired chicken. When O'Neal came home around 9:00 p.m., she found Wesly frying chicken and drinking vodka. O'Neal told police that she picked him up and threw him out of her home. She then called the police, who found Wesly nearby and arrested him. Wesly has been charged with one count each of resisting an officer, burglary and petty theft. -<>- A towering iceberg stationed off Newfoundland's east coast is drawing hundreds of people to the small town sitting in its shadow. Ferryland Mayor Adrian Kavanagh said it looks grounded and could stick around for a while. "It's a huge iceberg and it's in so close that people can get a good photograph of it," he said during a phone interview. The massive iceberg has become a tourist attraction in Ferryland, where cars were backed up bumper to bumper as curious onlookers tried to get a glimpse of it. Kavanagh said the number of visitors took him by surprise, adding that the "onslaught" showed that people are interested "in that kind of stuff." Pictures have been making the rounds on social media, including one of a helicopter apparently parked on one end, looking insect-sized by comparison to the huge iceberg. Kavanagh said he's hearing that the wind could pick up and that could mean more icebergs brushing by his town. "You can see off in the distance on a clear day you can see five or six big bergs," he said. Experts are attributing it to uncommonly strong counter- clockwise winds that are drawing the icebergs south, and perhaps also global warming, which is accelerating the Greenland ice sheet's shedding of ice. +--2 Women Invite the Pizza Boy Into Their Apartment--+ No, it's not the opening of a porno, but it does start out like one. Two women hatched a plan to rob a pizza delivery person because they wanted money to buy drugs, according to police in New Hampshire. Claremont police said that they have arrested 31-year-old Debra Pitt and 34-year-old Jennifer Tozzi, after being accused of inviting Daniel Tarajkowski into their apartment, where they stabbed him several times. According to the police investigation, the woman called Domino's Pizza and made an order. The women were not interested in the food, but in the money that the delivery person was carrying. When Tarajkowski arrived at the women's apartment, Pitts invited him inside. Tarajkowski entered the apartment, where the women pulled out knives and asked for his wallet. When Tarajkowski refused to hand over his wallet, Pitts stabbed him several times. Tozzi then grabbed his wallet that contained $300. A neighbor who heard the commotion intervened and called the police. Pitts has been charged with armed robbery while Tozzi has been charged with conspiracy. *------ In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle ------* A mountain lion snatched a small dog from a California bed- room in the early morning hours, after the residents reportedly left their French doors partially open for the dog to go outside, according to the San Mateo County Sheriff's office. The dog, a 15-pound Portuguese Podengo, was at the foot of a bed near the dog's owner and a child when it woke them up around 3 a.m. by "barking aggressively." The adult witness told authorities she saw the shadow of an animal come into the room through the French doors, grab the dog from the bed, and walk out. When she grabbed a flash- light, she saw "large wet paw prints" near the bedroom's entrance, and called 911. When police arrived on scene, they discovered paw prints resembling those of a mountain lion, and notified the Department of Fish and Wildlife. Now, the San Mateo authorities are advising and reminding local residents to secure their doors and windows before sleeping. *-------- Don't Climb If You Can't Hang --------* Firefighters in Kansas said they responded to a local tree to rescue a climbing cat -- and the feline's unlucky owner. The Shawnee County Emergency Communications Center said the Topeka Fire Department was dispatched when a call came in about 9:59 p.m. about a woman who became stuck in a tree while trying to rescue her cat. Firefighters arrived to find the woman and cat stranded on a branch about 16 feet up in the tree. They were bought brought down safely. Fire Depart- ment Shift Commander Todd Williams said firefighters occasionally are called to perform similar rescues in the area. An Illinois woman ended up in a similar situation in December when she attempted to rescue her dog after the canine fell through the ice of a frozen pond behind their home. The woman and her dog both ended up needing to be plucked out of the water by Aurora firefighters. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' >NOT ALL THIEVES ARE NOT STUPID FYI: 1. LONG-TERM PARKING Some people left their car in the long-term parking at San Jose while away, and someone broke into the car. Using the information on the car's registration in the glove compartment, they drove the car to the people's home in Pebble Beach and robbed it. So if we are going to leave the car in long-term parking, we should NOT leave the registration/insurance cards in it, nor your remote garage door opener. This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic technology. 2. GPS: Someone had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard. When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents. Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in it. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen. 3. CELL PHONES: I never thought of this! This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her cell phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet, etc., was stolen. Twenty minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says, "I received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago." When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text "hubby" in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account. Moral of the lesson: a. Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc. b. And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back. c. Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet "family and friends" who text you. 4. PURSE IN THE GROCERY CART SCAM: A lady went grocery-shopping at a local mall and left her purse sitting in the children's seat of the cart while she reached something off a shelf/ Wait till you read the WHOLE story! Her wallet was stolen, and she reported it to the store personnel. After returning home, she received a phone call from the Mall Security to say that they had her wallet and that although there was no money in it, it did still hold her personal papers. She immediately went to pick up her wallet, only to be told by Mall Security that they had not called her. By the time she returned home again, her house had been broken into and burglarized. The thieves knew that by calling and saying they were Mall Security, they could lure her out of her house long enough for them to burglarize it. *PLEASE PASS THIS ON Even if this does not pertain to you, please let your family and friends know so they don't get caught in a scam. --- ...Good old common sense things we don't think about! Thanks Geniann! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Fran :) ,'-', :-----: (''' , - , ''') \ ' . , ` / \ ' ^ ? / \ ` - ,' `j_ _,' ,- -`\ \ /f ,- \_\/_/'- , `, , , /\ \ | / \ ', , f : :`, , <...\ , : ,- ' \,,,,\ ; : j ' \ \ :/^^^^' \ \ ; ''': \ -, -`.../ ' - -,`,--` \_._'-- '---: Storm >Will Rogers, old sayings but still appropriate..... Never Squat With Your Spurs On!" ~ Will Rogers Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political/country/cowboy sages this country has ever known! Here are some of his wisest sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3 There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n than puttin' it back in. 12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. -<>- ___ __|___|__ ('o_o') _\~-~/_ ______. //\__/\ \ ~(_]---' / )O O( .\/_) \ \ / \_/ )/_| |_\ // /(\/)\ \ /_/ \_\ (_|| ||_) \| |__| |/ | | | | | | | | |_| |_| JRO /_\ /_\ >ABOUT GROWING OLDER..... First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young. Eight ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed. Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf!!!!! And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old!! --- ...LOL! Good ones! Thanks Fran! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ---------------------------------------------------------- UUUUUUUUU| HHHHHHHHHH | |AAAAAAAA |UUUU UUUUUU C |HHHHHHHHHHHHH | LLLL |AAAAAAAAAAA |UUUUU UUUUU /\_________ HHHHHH |LLLLLLLLLL |AAAAAAAAAAAAA|UUUUU ==== / |######| ======================================= QQQQ |\ |#####/ PPPPP | UU | IIIIIIIL | TT QQQ / | |<_____ PPPPPP | UUUUUUUU | IIIIIIILLLLL| TTTT === ` ` o o ======================================= VK There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, "There's some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Canada, Sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. .----. .' `. | ______ | /_/ O _)O\_\ (_\ /_) (_\_O_/_) / \\/:\// \ /_| \\_// |_\ _.-~jro / // \_/ \\ \ _.-~ \_\\_ /_\ _//_/ _.-~ \_\_//_\\_/_/ _.-~ /()__[_]__\ \_.-~ \||/ \|_/ || | | || _ | _ | _. ||: :|: :| _.-~ `|:_:|:_:| |_ | _| |=\_|_/=| |=| | |=| _|_/ | \_|_ (__/)_|_(\__) The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight, homely women and hockey players up there." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?" -<>- Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously. "Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked. "I am real," I said. "Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said. "That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?" -<>- Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do. Why is this? In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces... That, and they go through your stuff while you're in the shower. -<>- After their expulsion from paradise, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home." -<>- As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale. "I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something." she suggested. "I don't have a girlfriend," I answered. "No girlfriend? Why not?" "My wife won't let me." -<>- A young city boy visiting a dude ranch wanted to be appear macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, isn't that fine-looking bunch of cows over there." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' it's 'herd.'" "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows!" finished the city boy excitedly, "there's a big bunch of 'em right over there." ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: o o o __ | ,o o | / / |_ /__ / `--| |/ | \ \ \ /--. \ \ | ' | ' / | / / >Just Think About This! If you don't have a vision, then your reality will always be determined by other's perceptions. - Melanée Addison, Author ================ Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982) ================ What a wonderful recipe for peace of mind : tell the truth to everyone; reconcile any anger before you pillow your head; stand up to temptation; don't take anything that isn't yours; do an honest day's work, and share what you have with those who are in need. - Albert Einstein. =============== Worrying about something is like paying interest on a debt you don't even know if you owe. - Mark Twain =============== Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most do. - Dale Carnegie (1888-1955) ================ When you have the choice of two exciting things, choose the one you have never done. ================ I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry Emerson Fosdick, US Clergyman ================ What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? -<>- >The Blonde's A Witness Cathy, a stunning blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a criminal case. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," Cathy said from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," the blonde witness offered. "I'll answer." The judge ruled, "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" Cathy replied brightly, "I don't know." -<>- \_, _ _ \.= \\ /,~,"\ // _ __ !!!,,, _ _ ___ \\ /|o_o|( // /.-. | !!'''!!! .'_"_'. ;---,\ :\)\'=/ /'/ ||o_o|| !!!a,a!!! /|o_o|| )o,o)| \(-._.-\' |,\= || !!.=.|!! | \='/| _| =/ \_ '\ Y / .--' '-. (^( .-' '-. \~} / /'_/(-._ ( J\ \/| ) | : | / .--Y-.\\ \\/ .-,-. \// \|( |/ '.\ \\==== // _/ : (_ ( /\ -/ / \_/\----|\/ ) \_' \\ \\==// \ \'.__.'/ \\| \8" \ , ( ) \;= snd || || / |'-,-'| 9/ ) )---\ |____|\) /|/ /)| \ | / /_____/ / | ) \_||_/ | | | | | / ) ) / \ ( / \ | | )| ) | | | | |/\/ // \| | / \ \ |/ |/ |-| |-| /|/| |/ |\ |__| \__| _/ |/ | '-' '-' [_[_/ /| '=' /:( ):\ (_,(__,] '= '-' '-' >Reasons Women Love Men **They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. **They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. **They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not. **They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. **The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward, of their inner Little Leaguer. **How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it. **They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys. **Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for. -<>- >May I See Your Wife, Please? A guy was known among his friends to be very brief in his discourse and never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked at his door and asked to see his wife. So the guy told her that she wasn't home. "Well," the woman said, "could I please wait for her?" The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than an hour. After becoming a bit impatient, she called out for him and asked, "May I ask where your wife is?" "She went to the cemetery," he replied. "And when is she returning?" asked the saleslady. "Not sure." said the man. "Well, how long has she been there?" asked the sales lady. "Eleven years." answered the man. -<>- >While You're In There... While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses the old man said, "While you're in there, you may as well get my hat, too." -<>- : ;; / | / | .' : .-' ' _.-' / .-*" / _ .-' .' _.-*?' .' .' .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | Church | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | | ' .' : _.-*"*- | Signs: | / / ' .-*" _ | | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ >Found Church Marquee Signs ** "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1" ** "Under same management for over 2000 years" ** "Soul food served here" ** "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!" ** "You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving" ** "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!" ** "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church" ** "We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rocks" ** "Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are" ** "Life has many choices, For Eternity, two. What's yours?" ** "Seven days without prayer makes one weak" ** "No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!" ** "Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due" ** "A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash" ** "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible" ** "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees" ** "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow" ** "The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday" ** "Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive" ** "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings" ** "Forbidden fruit creates many jams" ** "Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!" ** "Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies" ** "If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard" ** "To belittle is to be little" ** "God answers kneemail" -<>- >ACTUAL SIGNS POSTED BY BUSINESSES ** Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day. ** On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. ** On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push ** Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action ** Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. ** Scientist's Door: Gone Fission ** Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff. ** Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels. ** Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. ** Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. ** Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming. ** Hotel: Help! We need inn - experienced people. ** Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you. ** Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! ** Beauty Shop: Dye now! ** Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. ** Computer Store: Out for a quick byte ** Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. ** Music Library: Bach in a minuet. ** Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait. ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Humor In Religion!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hreligion.html Aww Animals!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animals.html Dangerous Critters!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dangerouscritters.html God's Night Lights!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/night.html Tigerfish!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/tigerfish.html Giant Catfish!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/giantcfish.html Eagle Vs Swan!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eagleswan.html Hybrid Big Cats!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hybridbigcats.html Creation VS Coincidence!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/creationvscoincidence.html Hong Kong's Noah's Ark!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/noahsark2.html BIBLE: Return To Me - God!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/BibleStudy/return.html Alzheimer's Through Artist Eyes!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dementiaandart.html Montreal Gardens!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/montreal.html Real Angry Birds!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/angrybirds.html Only In Australia!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/australia.html Invisible Animals!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/invisible.html Mouse Vs Leopard!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mouse.html Great White Shark!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/greatwhite.html -<>- >Please Follow Me on StumbleUpon Here: http://tinyurl.com/mrrntql -<>- >From Our Friend and my son Victor :) These glasses help the colorblind see the rainbow http://tinyurl.com/krwbyjh --- ...Pretty awesome! Thanks Victor! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) Fifty-one clever James Bond quotes featuring Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig. James Bond, code name 007, is a fictional character created in 1953 by writer Ian Fleming, who featured him in twelve novels and two short story collections. The fictional British Secret Service agent has also been used in the longest running and 2nd-highest grossing film franchise to date, starting in 1962 with "Dr. No", starring Sean Connery. There have been 22 films in the Eon Productions series so far, with a 23rd "Skyfall" to be released 26 October 2012. There have also been two independent productions of Bond films, "Casino Royale", a 1967 spoof, and "Never Say Never Again", a 1983 remake of "Thunderball". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mka_zGDt-mU --- ...Guys really go for these! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) Here's a scary scenario - http://niklowe.blogspot.com/2012/11/there-i-was-just-flying-along.html Snopes tells us these images not real photographs of what happened, but are what engineers came up with that happened during an actual mishap of a pilot. The images were taken from the re-creation video they made here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxmGDSgdlbI Absolutely terrifying - no matter how you look at it! Thanks Linda! -<>- We need one of these! https://www.youtube.com/embed/PztO-OvzRyg?rel=0 --- ..Teehee! Pays for himself in 6 months! Thanks Linda! How Many Days Old Are You? This will give you a jolt! http://www.korn19.ch/coding/days.php --- ...Wow! Lots of fun info here! Thanks Linda! This goes with knowing your day of the week... http://tinyurl.com/lhypm8y -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) The White Side of the Story http://buchanan.org/blog/pjb-a-brief-for-whitey-969 --- ...Interesting read. Thanks Geniann. I do feel what goes around comes around and that the people who went against God and owned slaves by force paid dearly for it during the civil war. Remember? The bible teaches us... Gal.6: [7] Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Our God is a just God. And Justice shall be served to all - either now or later. The bible uses the word shall - 'that shall he also reap.' - It does not say will. By using the word 'shall' it tells us there are no ifs, ands, or buts - this is an absolute. To right this wrong, many people fought and lost their land, their wealth, their homes, their loved ones and even their own lives. Just as many slaves had suffered by their master's hand. Justice was served. Here are the civil war facts: http://www.civilwar.org/education/history/faq/ God doesn't mess around when it comes to wrong doing. Justice must be served according to God's Word. Col. 3: [25] But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons. 'no respect of persons' means it doesn't matter who you are - rich or poor, or what race, or gender, or what beliefs you have, or if you are saved or not - all people are under this rule. Notice it said - 'shall receive' - shall always means no ifs, ands or buts - absolutely without a shadow of a doubt! Remember Moses? Exodus 9:1 "Then the LORD said unto Moses, Go in unto Pharaoh, and tell him, Thus saith the LORD God of the Hebrews, Let my people go, that they may serve me." Justice was served by God for the slavery at that time: http://tinyurl.com/m53qabz Also Keep in mind the law of Giving = Receiving http://www.absolutebiblestudy.com/Promises/GIVING_EQUALS_RECEIVING.htm Also Check out this page: Moses And The Red Sea http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mosesredsea.html ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "I read that after the success of their in-store cafes, Ikea might open its own restaurants. Which is great, until you have to assemble your own table." -Jimmy Fallon "An archaeologist is claiming he has discovered an amazing lost city in Kansas. Then he realized he just got drunk and watched 'The Wizard of Oz.'" -Conan O'Brien "A packet of McDonald's discontinued Szechuan sauce from 1998 just sold on eBay for nearly $15,000. This has created such a buzz that McDonald's is thinking of bringing the Szechuan sauce back. To which the guy who just spent 15 grand said, 'Wait, you're going to what now?'" -James Corden "Scientists are now claiming that every hour spent running increases your lifespan by seven hours. In other words, a majority of Americans died three years ago." -Conan O'Brien "A high school boy in Georgia got the local police to help him stage a drug bust in order to ask a girl to prom. The police say they loved helping the two with the prom-posal, and look forward to seeing them together on prom night when they arrest them for underage drinking." -James Corden "Tax Day normally falls on April 15, but they moved it this year because the 15th was a Saturday, and I think it's illegal to make people do math on Saturdays. It's weird that the government more or less just trusts us to tell them how much we owe them. A restaurant wouldn't do that." -Jimmy Kimmel "A couple from Florida just set a record by taking their 200th Carnival Cruise. 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