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THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: | | _ | _/=\_ | _/=====\_ | '-\-' / \ ' , ' /(o)| __)-(____ /|^^^| / <\/> __/_|\/^| / /| : | /__|^^^| / / | : |/___|^^^| /_/ }===={)___|^^^|\ .-. 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The Hippopotamus lumbered onto the bank as requested. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back in the water now". The mouse continued walking along the bank until he came upon a lion having a little dip in the river. The mouse shouted across to the lion, "Hey you, up here, on this bank now!" The lion was a little concerned about this 'jumped up' mouse giving him orders but he complied and climbed up onto the bank. The mouse then said, "OK, you can get back into the water now". The lion shrugged and returned to the river. The mouse continued his trip along the banks of the river until he came across an elephant having a good old soak. The mouse shouted to the elephant. "Hey you, Mr. Elephant, up here on this bank now!" The elephant lumbered out the water and was then told by the mouse to return to the water. The elephant however was a little bit annoyed about having his soak disturbed so he said to the mouse, "What is going on? I've just seen you call the Hippopotamus, the lion and now me out of the water, why are you doing this?" The mouse replied, "When I find out who stole my swimming trunks, I'm gonna thump him!!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 23 is Lover's Day, National Zucchini Bread Day, Take a Chance Day and World Laboratory Day April 24 is Pig in a Blanket Day April 25 is Administrative Professionals Day (Executive Admin's Day, Secretary's Day), East Meets West Day and World Penguin Day April 26 is Hug an Australian Day, National Pretzel Day, Richter Scale Day and Take Your Daughter to Work Day April 27 is Arbor Day, Babe Ruth Day, National Prime Rib Day and Tell a Story Day April 28 is International Astronomy Day, Great Poetry Reading Day, Kiss Your Mate Day - guys, do not forget this one. Kiss her, then read her some poetry. April 29 is Greenery Day and National Shrimp Scampi Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ::::::'``.:::- `:::: :::::' :::::::. ``: ::::: ::::::::::::. : . `'::: `:::::::: /`'-. a .:: $$F .,,. ``'''''' 3$" `: ,,_,d, ::: 4$cd$$$$$$$$$$c$b $$$ ' :: -~" ?c `: :::: d$F,== 3$$$$$P???$$$F: :`:: 3$c `::::: J$$, ,J$$$$P-="-4$$ ':`:::::' _.,,,. `$$c `::: ,$$$$$$$$$". "$c,,,d$$F'::.:::' ,zP"?c" -,, `?$$c `' d$$$$$$P???$?$$$$$$$$$F ::::' ,zc$P" `""= "$$$. `?$$$$$$ .. $$$$$$$" ''` ,zd$$P" `?$$$c `?$$$$ ' ' J$$$$$P" .,cd$$$P" "$$$$b. `"$$c` .d$$$P" ,zd$$$$$P" "?$$$$c `3$$$$$" ,c$$$$$$P" "?$$$$c^ ?$$$P"z-,d$$$$$P" `?$"$c "? ,cd?$$P" ^"".z??-`?$$ " ;!!> "" ;>." `!!!!!!!!!!!!; `!!!!!!!!!!!!' `!!!!!!!!!!!' A Woman's Guide to Understanding Men 1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. 2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkopf. 3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. 4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 5. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. 6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?" 7. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. 8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. 9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo." 10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. -<>- >Considerate Spouse (A few thoughts from Mike) It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation. When I got laid off from my construction job and took "early retirement" in January, it became necessary for Betsy to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for health benefits that we needed. She was a medical assistant when we met twenty-eight ears ago and was fortunate to land a job in a couple of Doctor's offices. It was shortly after she started working at these jobs that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from fishing or hunting about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts supper. I try not to yell at her when this happens. Instead, I tell her to take her time. I understand that she is not as young as she used to be. I just tell her to wake me when she finally does get supper on the table. She used to wash and dry the dishes as soon as we finished eating. It is now not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after supper. I do what I can by reminding her several times each evening that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to help her get them done before she goes to bed. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When she was younger, Betsy used to be able to go up and down stairs all day and not get tired. Now that she is older she seems to get tired so much more quickly. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of this. As long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening I am willing to overlook it. If I need something ironed to wear to the Monday lodge meeting or to Wednesday or Saturday poker club or to Tuesday and Thursday golf or something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends ... things like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting. Also, if I have had a really good day fishing, this allows her to gut and scale the fish at a more leisurely pace. Betsy is starting to complain a little occasionally. Not often, mind you, but just enough for me to notice. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any, if you know what I mean. When doing simple jobs she seems to think she needs more rest periods than she used to have to take. A couple of weeks ago she said she had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I overlook comments like these because I realize its just age talking. In fact, I try not to embarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. I even offer to have one with her, as she may as well make one for me too, and take her break by the hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep. I could go on and on, but I think you know where I'm coming from. I know I probably look like a saint in the way I support Betsy on a daily basis. I'm not saying that the ability to show this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible. No one knows better than I how frustrating women can become as they get older. My purpose in writing this is simply to suggest you make the effort. Achieving the exemplary level of consideration I have attained is out of reach for the average man. However, guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less often because of this article, I will consider that writing it was worthwhile. /s/MIKE (Editor's note: Mike's funeral was on Saturday. Betsy was acquitted on Monday) -<>- ,'-', :-----: (''' , - , ''') \ ' . , ` / \ ' ^ ? / \ ` - ,' `j_ _,' ,- -`\ \ /f ,- \_\/_/'- , `, , , /\ \ | / \ ', , f : :`, , <...\ , : ,- ' \,,,,\ ; : j ' \ \ :/^^^^' \ \ ; ''': \ -, -`.../ ' - -,`,--` \_._'-- '---: Storm >Cowboy Rules These are the Cowboy Rules in effect for: Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Idaho and the rest of the Wild West. 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight: it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 go north and south. Pick one and go. 5. So you have an $80,000 car. We're impressed. We have $350,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 10. We open doors for women. That's applies to all women, regardless of age. 11. No, there's no '"vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey. 12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah ... We don't care what you folks in the North East call that stuff you eat ... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! 13. You bring "Coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. 16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1! A true Westerner will send this to at least 10 others and a few new friends that probably won't get it, but we're friendly so we share in hopes you can begin to understand what a real life is all about!!! -<>- >Extraction Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry -- it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes of work? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. -<>- >:Rough Country Road I was driving my father and grandfather down a rough country road. My inexperience in handling Grandpa's four-wheel-drive vehicle made for a particularly bouncy ride. Embarrassed, I offered a lame excuse, "The sun shadows through the trees make it hard for me to see all the potholes." "Don't worry," Grandpa said. "You're gettin' most of 'em." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) <\ _=(|)==__ /\>:)|(|///\ /\\\-VV---///\ /== -- ---\==\ /=("---")=\ /===. .===\ |=====\ ' / /=====| \=====\ <-> /=====/ \===== ___/ =====/__ |%|====| && |====|| %| |>|====| && |====|||<| |>||===|_&&_|====|||<| |>||===|-&&-|===||||<| |>||===|&&&-|===||||<| \\ \__|----|__/ / /// \\ =========== /// \\============= // \AAAAAAAAAAAAAA/ """""""""""""" -Sonic >SMILES Little Sammy was studying Torah for his Bar Mitzvah and was asked what he had learned in Hebrew school. "Well, momma, the rabbi told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the Jews walked across safely. Then the Egyptians followed Moses, who used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for air cover. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and drown the Egyptians, and the Israelites were saved." "Now, Sammy, is that really what the rabbi taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, momma, but if I told it the way the rabbi did, you'd never believe it!" ---------- While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? ---------- A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" ---------- A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?" A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful." ------- . _\____ |_===__`. ==/ \/ '---"\ _ _ _ _/ ______/_______/_|_|_|_|_| _|--------------------==." \____________________.' LGB LUNCH WITH THE POPE President Donald Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it." The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht,and handed the Pope his hat. The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope. But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, and CNN reported: "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!" ------- North Korean Humor... Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he was made the "Beloved Leader" of North Korea. Terrific! Oh nuts! I'm sorry... I just remembered that America did the same thing... America took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, never ran so much as an ice-cream stand, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and he was made the "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice! So, if you think North Koreans are stupid... I'm sorry I brought this up... never mind! I was sick to my stomach for 8 Years... I feel much better now! --- ...LOL! Good ones! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Cloie :) Did Charles Krauthammer Write an ‘Interesting Take on Trump?’ An opinion piece arguing that President Donald Trump is a pragmatist rather than a Republican or a Democrat was written by Mychal Massie, not Charles Krauthammer. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-krauthammer-write-take-trump/ (\ \'\ \'\ __________ / '| ()_________) \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ \ \ ~~~~~~ \ ==). \__________\ (__) ()__________) unknown >A TAKE ON DONALD TRUMP ... A different take on Donald Trump: (a non-political agenda) Trump Is Not A Liberal or Conservative, He's a "Pragmatist." (Definition: A pragmatist is someone who is practical and focused on reaching a goal. A pragmatist usually has a straightforward, matter- of-fact approach and doesn't let emotion distract him or her.) "We recently enjoyed a belated holiday dinner with friends at the home of other friends. The dinner conversation varied from discussions about antique glass and china to theology and politics. At one point, reference was made to Donald Trump being a conservative, to which I responded that Trump is not a conservative. I said that I neither view nor do I believe Trump views himself as a conservative. I stated it was my opinion that Trump is a pragmatist. He sees a problem and understands it must be fixed. He doesn't see the problem as liberal or conservative, he sees it only as a problem. That is a quality that should be admired and applauded, not condemned. But I get ahead of myself. Viewing problems from a Liberal perspective has resulted in the creation of more problems, more entitlement programs, more victims, more government, more political correctness, and more attacks on the working class in all economic strata. Viewing things according to the so-called Republican conservative perspective has brought continued spending and globalism to the detriment of American interests and well being, denial of what the real problems are, weak, ineffective, milquetoast, leadership that amounts to Barney Fife Deputy Sheriff, appeasement oriented and afraid of its own shadow. In brief, it has brought liberal ideology with a pachyderm as a mascot juxtaposed to the ass of the Democrat Party. Immigration isn't a Republican problem, it isn't a Liberal problem, it is a problem that threatens the very fabric and infrastructure of America. It demands a pragmatic approach not an approach that is intended to appease one group or another. The impending collapse of the economy wasn't a Liberal or Conservative problem, it is an American problem. That said, until it is viewed as a problem that demands a common sense approach to resolution, it will never be fixed because the Democrats and Republicans know only one way to fix things and the longevity of their impracticality has proven to have no lasting effect. Successful businessmen like Donald Trump find ways to make things work, they do not promise to accommodate. Trump uniquely understands that China's manipulation of currency is not a Republican problem or a Democrat problem. It is a problem that threatens our financial stability and he understands the proper balance needed to fix it. Here again, successful businessmen, like Trump, who have weathered the changing tides of economic reality understand what is necessary to make business work, and they, unlike both sides of the political aisle, know that if something doesn't work, you don't continue trying to make it work hoping that at some point it will. As a pragmatist, Donald Trump hasn't made wild pie-in-the-sky promises of a cell phone in every pocket, free college tuition, and a $15 hour minimum wage for working the drive-through at Carl's Hamburgers. I argue that America needs pragmatists because pragmatists see a problem and find ways to fix them. They do not see a problem and compound it by creating more problems. You may not like Donald Trump, but I suspect that the reason some people do not like him is because: (1) he is antithetical to the "good old boy" method of brokering backroom deals that fatten the coffers of politicians; (2) they are unaccustomed to hearing a president speak who is unencumbered by the financial shackles of those who he owes vis-a-vis donations; (3) he is someone who is free of idiomatic political ideology; (4) he says what he is thinking, is unapologetic for his outspoken thoughts, speaks very straightforward using everyday language that can be understood by all (and is offensive to some who dislike him anyway) making him a great communicator, for the most part, does what he says he will do and; (5) he is someone who understands that it takes more than hollow promises and political correctness to make America great again. Listening to Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders talk about fixing America is like listening to two lunatics trying to "out crazy" one another. Jeb Bush, John Kasich and Marco Rubio are owned lock, stock, and barrel by the bankers, corporations, and big dollar donors funding their campaigns. Bush can deny it, but common sense tells anyone willing to face facts is that people don't give tens of millions without expecting something in return. We have had Democrats and Republican ideologues and what has it brought us? Are we better off today or worse off? Has it happened overnight or has it been a steady decline brought on by both parties? I submit that a pragmatist is just what America needs right now. People are quick to confuse and despise confidence as arrogance, but that is common among those who have never accomplished anything in their lives (or politicians who never really solved a problem, because it’s better to still have an "issue(s) to be solved," so re-elect me to solve it, (which never happens) and those who have always played it safe (again, all politicians) not willing to risk failure, to try and achieve success). Donald Trump put his total financial empire at risk in running for president and certainly did not need or possibly even want the job; that says it all. He wants success for the U.S. and her citizens because he loves his country. --- ...Interesting! Thanks Cloie! I admit that I find Donald Trump refreshing. I was leery of him at first due to the fact that he used to be a Democratic and he was a Hollywood celebrity with a TV show. I wasn't sure he was all that truthful. However, I did realize one thing about him. Being a Billionaire businessman requires that he maintains honesty in all his dealings. I saw that he also had a down-to-earth understanding and like-mindedness with middle America - The workers of America. Time and time again, I was astounded at how he said or agreed on things exactly as I and my family did. Take for instance this recent development where Gov. Brown in CA said he would send 400 reserve troops to the border just as Trump had asked for, but they weren't allowed to do the work of actually securing the border. I told my husband that was just like the left. Trying to get money for nothing! I was angry that we as taxpayers would be having to pay for them being there! So what did Pres.Trump do? He came out a day or so later saying exactly what I had. He wasn't going to pay for them to do nothing! So he said he didn't want them there! Yea Trump! They now have come to a deal - California Reaches Deal with Trump Administration on National Guard Role - The Washington Post https://tinyurl.com/yawe8mnm Makes me so proud to have such a logical and smart President! He is a straight shooter. He calls a shoe a shoe - not 'footwear' to be more 'politically' correct. No matter what this article says, President Trump is an honest conservative. Even more so than President Reagan was. That is why so many of us Christians support him. We like logical straight shooters who don't try and pull the wool over our eyes. They tell us like it is and don't try to hide the truth from us. We appreciate that! He also doesn't stick to his guns. If he is wrong about something or things change, than he is one to change with it. Called going with the flow or rolling with the punches or choosing the best alternative. We have come to realize his objective is our objective - doing the best for America. We also appreciate him keeping his eye on God and humbly asking for prayers from America's Christian leads understanding that without God, America is without hope. Here is the evaluation from the Heritage Foundation on how conservative President Trump has been so far... https://tinyurl.com/y7osfcq7 ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: President Trump: America's Economy Is Back and Roaring and Its People Are Winning - USA Today https://tinyurl.com/yc8zwa4f Donald Trump Vows to Stay Out of TPP Unless ‘They Offer Us a Deal That We Cannot Refuse’ - Breitbart https://tinyurl.com/ybn37a76 'Thank You For Your Service:' Surgeon General's Uniformed Corps Battles Opioid Epidemic - USA Today https://tinyurl.com/y9nahthq DHS Nets 225 Deportation Targets in New York Sweep - The Washington Times: U.S. Department of Homeland Security officials announced Tuesday that they had arrested 225 immigrants in a “targeted sweep in New York City and the surrounding area,” Stephen Dinan reports. Among those taken into custody were criminals with rape, manslaughter, and firearms- related convictions. https://tinyurl.com/y7apz2mf Feds Expose Network That Smuggled Illegal Immigrants from Syria to U.S. - The Washington Times https://tinyurl.com/ycl7eynl Confusion: 2 Ambulances Called for 1 Injured Woman at Margaret Sanger Planned Parenthood https://tinyurl.com/yb4z7fxc Social Security - What You Can Do Online https://tinyurl.com/yd3awg3m WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Latest From RightAlerts: http://rightalerts.com Latest At FoxNews: http://www.foxnews.com/ Latest From MRC News: https://tinyurl.com/ya6uruck Latest From TrueDailyNews: http://truedaily.news/category/news/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: This is the 21st century. Murders aren't contracted in smokey backroom meetings like in the Godfather movies any- more. That is why the woman in today's story went to the Internet to find a hitman. And she tried to pay him in Bitcoins, too. A nurse was in love with a man she worked with and wanted his wife dead so she can be with him. 31-year-old Tina Jones of Des Plaines, Illinois, went on the 'dark web,' where she found a company that sells its services of hitmen for money, according to the DuPage County State's Attorney's Office. Jones worked at the Loyola University Medical Center in Maywood. She was in love with an anesthesiologist who worked at the same hospital. When the man no longer wanted to be involved in the love affair and broke up with Jones, she decided to kill his wife who is a clinical social worker. Prosecutors said that Jones gave the hitmen explicit details of what she wanted done to the wife of her lover. She gave the company the man's working hours so that they can find the woman home alone. She also warned them not to hurt the husband and to make the murder appear as an accident. Jones paid the company $10,000 in Bitcoin for the murder. However, someone tipped off the police to her intent and she was arrested. Tina Jones was charged with one felony count of solicitation of murder. Jones is facing 20 years in prison if convicted of the crime. I don't know about you, but my question is; what is this murder company that you can find on the Internet and why is it not being investigated? -<>- Have you ever heard someone say, 'It seemed like a good idea at the time' when relating a story about how everything went WAY off course. This poor, misguided single mother has a story just like that. A mother who is locked in a custody battle with her former partner tied herself up and jumped into a garbage dumpster before telling police that she was kidnapped, according to police in Colorado. The Vail Police Department said that police were dispatched to the Sandstone neighborhood on a report of a woman found in a dumpster with injuries. According to the police investigation, 31-year-old Linnea Marlene Hayda is fighting for custody of her children. 3 days before her court hearing, Hayda tied up her hands and ankles with zip ties and climbed into the garbage dumpster. She was found the following day. She was taken to a hospital to be treated for minor injuries. Hayda told police that while she was going home from work, a man grabbed her and threw her into a car. He then told her that she will never see her children, before tying her up and dumped her into the garbage bin. After a thorough investigation totaling over 200 hours, Vail detectives concluded that the story provided by the woman, which led police to issue an alert to the community asking about suspicious activity, proved to be fictitious. It was concluded that the woman made up the story in order to sway the judge presiding over the custody case to award her custody of her children. Hayda was charged with false reporting to police, tampering with evidence, and attempting to influence a public servant. The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft a-gley. --- ...'stupid is as stupid does' or 'some people shouldn't have kids'! * Bus Driver Fired for Watching TV Behind Wheel * A tour bus driver in New York has been fired after a passenger recorded him watching TV shows on his cellphone while behind the wheel. Barry Fisk captured video after the bus departed Manhattan at 8:30 a.m. on a tour booked by company Get Your Guide. The video shows the bus driver watching TV shows on his phone while driving a bus load of passengers. A Get Your Guide spokesman said the driver has been fired. "In this case, the driver in question was in breach of local law and our own safety standards, and we regret that our customer Barry Fisk was put in an unsafe situation as a result," the spokesman said. "We've reached out personally to Mr. Fisk with a full refund and our sincere apologies." *------------ The Wisdom of Solomon ------------* A Florida court ruled that two former neighbors must split custody of a dog after a dispute about who's the dog's rightful owner. Judge Lorraine Kelly recently said Tina Marie Walker, 53, and David Somerville, 68, each have a right to Elario, a 4-year-old, 100-pound Labrador and must abide by a visitation calendar to share custody. "Both parties have spent a great deal of time with the dog," Kelly wrote in her ruling. The fight over Elario began more than two years ago when Walker adopted the dog from a shelter. Around that time, Somerville's son asked Walker to check in on his father, who was recovering from lung surgery. The two neighbors began spending a lot of time together and Walker would being Elario. Somerville grew fond of Elario and after dogsitting for Walker when she went on vacation, asked Walker if he could adopt the dog. After Walker refused, Somerville sued her in small claims court. In court documents, Somerville said he has a right to be Elario's owner because he has spent a great deal of time with the dog, paid for veterinarian bills and is more "financially stable" than Walker. Walker said she plans to appeal the joint custody ruling. "I love my dog," she said. "It's all I have in my whole life." *-- Burglar Disguises Face With Clear Plastic --* Police in Georgia shared security camera footage of a GameStop store burglar who tried to conceal his face with an unusual disguise -- a clear plastic wrapper. The St. Marys Police Department posted video showing security camera footage from the burglary. The video shows the male suspect wearing the plastic wrapper from a package of bottled water over his head, completely failing to hide his face with the clear plastic. Police are asking members of the public for help identifying the "craftily disguised gent." "You can help us catch him, once you stop laughing," police wrote. *----- "I'm a Cowboy, On a Jet Ski I Ride" -----* A bison released from its enclosure by flooding in Hawaii was rescued from the middle of a bay by a lasso-wielding cowboy on a jet ski. Hanalei residents reported seeing buffalo running loose amid flooding this week, and one of the animals was spotted struggling in Hanalei Bay. A witness captured video of a lasso-wielding cowboy roping the bison and towing it back to shore. Locals said the bison were released when floodwaters provided a path over the fence surrounding their enclosure. ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: |\ | \ | ____________ ____________ | / O * maytag \ / O O maytag \ | |____________| |____________| | | ____________ || | | || ||| | | || ]||| | | /\ ____ || ||| | _______ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| | |#####| | __|__||____||______________||______________|__|#####|___| |#####| jro\ It's probably not a surprise to you that adding baking soda to a load of laundry can help freshen and brighten clothing. But baking soda can go beyond that when used in your washing machine. Baking soda can make a great fabric softener when added to the wash. Or try using baking soda to neutralize odorous spills. Baking soda is also a great tool to clean your washing machine. -<>- The small trash cans in our homes can sometimes be overlooked until they are overflowing. Make this chore easier and more quickly accomplished by storing extra liners in the bottom of the trash can. -<>- Squeak-proof your wipers with rubbing alcohol! Wipe the wipers with a cloth saturated with rubbing alcohol or ammonia. This one trick can make badly streaking & squeaking wipers change to near perfect silence & clarity. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: ('. \ \ Y | ,--. ;_ (,7 | | |_ /___\| | LJ :---:| |/__\ |===|\~/---: '---'/T\===| .', \--' / ; .; ;.-'-". \ snd "..' Broom (The Sorcerers Apprentice) Here's a look back at a few things that I picked in my travels. You may want to write these tips down. You'll thank me for it later. 1. Don't Wash Your Dishes While You're Taking A Bath. 2. Don't Fart In A Crowded Elevator. 3. You Don't Have To Smoke While Eating French Foods. 4. Don't Put Hot Hot Pockets In Your Pockets. 5. "The Worm" Is The Greatest Dance Move of All-Time. 6. Blondes Do Have More Fun. Trust me. 7. Commandos Don't Ever Go Commando. Trust me. 8. Country Music Has Nothing To Do With Any Particular Country. 9. It's better to be wise, than a wise-ass. 10. Change isn't always good, unless it is in your pocket. Hey, this is all good stuff, especially #2. Trust me. -<>- >When Was Your Son Born? Virginia: When was your son born? Beverly: In March. He came on the first of the month. Virginia: Is that why you call him Bill? -<>- >How About That Dance? A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman, "I didn't realize you were pregnant." -<>- >List of Funny Names Hugh Jazz I.P. Nightly Amanda Hugenkiss Astor and Emma Roids Willy B. Hardigan Dixie Normous Emerson Bigguns Anita Lay Harry Moe Lester May Anne Naise Al Bino Craven Moorehead -<>- >I Look Like... Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please? -<>- >They'll Find Us! Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, "Don't worry, they will definitely find us, and soon." "Really? Why do you think so?" "I owe the IRS five years' worth of taxes." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute? A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"! Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser? A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up. Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they take too long to iron! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ________________ '------._.------'\ \_______________\ .'| .'| .'_____________.' .| | | | | Scooby _.-. | . | | * (_.-' | | | Snacks | .| | * * | .' |______________|.' LGB At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine's disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner's face or show concern. Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza. -<>- "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" I asked my friend. "He wants to be a garbage man," he replied. "That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age." "Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays." -<>- As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight attendant, ticket agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and ask if I'm a "real" pilot. Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field. One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman walked through the door and looked over at me. "My sister would be so proud of you!" she remarked. I figured her sister must be in the air- line business, so I smiled and asked why. Replied the woman, "She's a dentist." -<>- For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker. "I know," she complained. "Everyone thinks state workers have it easy. But there's only so much you can pretend you're doing." -<>- During his physical, a doctor asked his patient about his daily activity level. The man said, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattle- snake, marched up and down several hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees." Impressed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!" "Outdoorsman nothing," replied the man, "I'm just a lousy golfer." -<>- A young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football. At the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport. The rabbi asked, "Are they trying to convert you over there at South Bend?" The youngster said, "Of course not, Father!" ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: .-. __/ ( , '-.____\ u=='/ \ /_/ \ .-'' | ( ____/_____ _>_/.-------- \/// // snd // >WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS "Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored." -- Elissa, 9 "Good food always comes with a toy." -- Ryan, 6 "Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should." -- Juaquim, 7 "Don't dry the dog in the microwave." -- Brittany, 5 "If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy." -- Daniel, 7 "You can't eat soup with a fork." -- Mel, 4 "Don't pick your nose when you're finger-painting." --Xiang, 8 "Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet." --Bob, 11 -<>- /())) //( oo (/|| _ \__ /||||/ '._-' / \ |\ / \ \ \_____ | \ \.___ /==, | ='.___/=. | ) '.______ | (______( | || snd |_|| _/ | |_\ '---'--' >Top 10 Rejected Names For Euro-Disney 10. Euro Disaster 9. El Biggo Mistake O 8. Never-Never-Profit-Land 7. La Ville de Big Guys in Smelly Coustumes 6. Chapter 11-Land 5. Beaocoup de Crap Americans 4. Boutros Boutros Goofy 3. We saved you butts in WW2 Land 2. Brie & Beaujoila Jamboree 1. Ooh-La-Lame ========================================================= >-->From The Jokester: _..-------.._ .-"--..__ __."-. ." """" ". .:: :.. .' ""----...._________..-`. ::::::' : __:::::::::: .. : ______......--.--:::::::::::::-" .:: ::::::::::(::::##::##::_:::::::::"::: .:-.:::_ :::::::::_::::::#:::#:::#"::::::: " '-::::::::::::::-#:::::::::::::::#::::::::: .:::::::::::::::#:::::::::::::#:::::::' : ::::::":"""----:::#::::::::::::#---"" _.: " '-' : __...--"" : :---...____....----""" ___..-": : ______......--""" : :""""" : `.----.....______....----.' .--. ":::::::::::::::::::::/:..:::::: grp "-:::::::::::::::-"':::::::::: ::::::---"" .::::::::: .:::::/_.._ ::::::::' :::::::::::::. '-::-" '::::::::::::: `--::::::-' Mr. Bump >Marketing Genius * These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honor of the GM's fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. "No va" means, in Spanish, "it doesn't go". * The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?" * Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea." * Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." * Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "Manure Stick." * When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what's inside, since many people can't read. * Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine. * An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" la papa). * Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese. * The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "kokou kole", translating into "happiness in the mouth." * Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate." * When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" meant to embarrass, but the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant!" * When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its "Fly In Leather" campaign literally, which meant "Fly Naked" (vuela en cuero) in Spanish! ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Discoveries By Accident!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/discoveries.html Aww Animals 10!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animals10.html Running Horses!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/runninghorses.html Colorful Birds 3!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/birds3.html This Is MY Spot!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/myspot.html Elephant Rescue!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/elephants.html Real Three Bears!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bears.html Invisible Animals!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/invisible.html Kids With Dads http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kidswithdads.html Feeding The Eagles!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eaglefeeding.html Ostional Sea Turtles!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/seaturtle.html Fighter Aircraft!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fighteraircraft.html I Believe In You!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ibelieveinyou.html Love Stories!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lovestories.html Kilroy Was Here!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kilroywashere.html Dogs As Best Friends!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bestfriend.html Mother Horse's Love!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/motherslove2.html Texas Rules Of Etiquette!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/texas.html Thankful For You!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thankful.html Pets Left Home Alone!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/petshome.html Wedding Fails!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/weddingfails.html -<>- >Please Visit/Follow Me On StumbleUpon: https://tinyurl.com/y8vqgf6t Some of Shangrala's Best Pages http://www.amazfamily.com/index.html -<>- I-Mockery Pays A Visit To The Rose Bowl Flea Market What has "Games, toys, furniture, art, antiques, clothes, vintage collectibles and more oddities than you can shake a stick at..." The Rose Bowl Flea Market! Check out the bargains and don't forget to visit the Jerky Hut! http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/rose-bowl-flea-market/ HOW TO DANCE PROPERLY Perhaps you'd prefer the 'Hanging Out... Casual' style of dancing. A perfect start for the just-initiated, it says, "I'm hip, but prefer the quiet side of nightlife, please respect that." http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index.html WHAT I LEARNED IN COLLEGE "When preparing for an exam, two liters of Mountain Dew is not a good substitute for 8 hours of sleep." And don't forget the important lesson that "Public urination is not something to be proud of." http://www.zefrank.com/college/index.html Gluey Game "Sticky globs of bright colors. I hate them! I will destroy them, by clicking them. Now, out of my way, you glob-huggers!" http://www.addictinggames.com/puzzle-games/gluey-game.jsp 26 Actors Who Paid A Terrible Price For A Role Acting might look like easy make-believe games for kindergarten diaper babies, but it's actually grueling, physical work. Because of that, it sometimes takes a serious toll on actors. All that jumping around wearing makeup and costumes can lead to permanent damage to their bodies and brains. https://tinyurl.com/y8zfhwmj Dogs Caught Red Handed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GWfYgQbzJw Funny Dogs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcL0MeVZIxM If it were not FILMED, no one would BELIEVE IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FnN4vseiXQ Animals Being Saved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzlSvK8nQvQ -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) She sent us one we have here... Final Toast http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/finaltoast.html --- ...great reminder! Thanks LouiseAu! The title of Idiot of the Day is usually bestowed on one person but in this video, we are presented with three idiots who decide to mess with a wild hog. Apparently, one of these men had trapped the wild hog in a cage and needed help releasing it so he called a couple of his buddies. Two of these guys decide to crawl into the cage with the wild hog and that’s when things get interesting. The only thing missing from this video is one of these guys saying “Hold my beer and watch this.” Thankfully, none of them were seriously injured. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4_4XKS5sLg --- ...Wow! How stupid of them! Glad the hog got away! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! A month ago, magician Darcy Oake amazed the judges and audience of Britain’s Got Talent when he pulled birds out of thin air. His new performance is even more astounding! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5N0MDF1CYQ --- ...Cool! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it's fine to cheat a little on your taxes. While the other 88 percent know not to talk to a guy with a clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes." -Jimmy Fallon "The IRS has introduced new technology allowing you to pay your taxes at a 7-Eleven. So just imagine: You can now declare your earnings from 2017 while eating a hot dog from 2005." -Conan O'Brien "The only fun thing about filing your tax return is getting a refund. About 80 percent of taxpayers get money back, which is a weird thing to be happy about. That means you've been overpaying all year long. It's like if someone broke into your house and the police recovered the stuff and brought it back and you said, 'Oh, presents.'" -Jimmy Kimmel "SpaceX is planning to build a Mars rocket right here in Los Angeles. The voyage to Mars will take nine months, but eight of those months will be spent just getting out of L.A." -Conan O'Brien "In honor of Tax Day, Hardee's offered free breakfast biscuits if you said the password 'Made From Scratch.' Arby's had a similar deal. They gave you a free roast beef sandwich with the password 'Made From Squirrel.'" -Jimmy Fallon "New Jersey is considering a bill that would outlaw texting while walking, and make it punishable by 15 days in jail. And according to a new poll, people kept running into it." -Seth Meyers "Experts say the majority of Facebook users had their data harvested from taking online quizzes. So, it's worse than we thought - now, Russia also knows how stupid we are." -Conan O'Brien "Flu season is behind us, allergy season is here. It's nice to see people in L.A. allergic to something other than gluten for a change." -Jimmy Kimmel "A new report did not name New York City as one of the 25 best places to live in the country. 'I'm shocked!' said an adult New Yorker with six roommates." -Seth Meyers "They're still cleaning up in Chicago after Saint Patrick's Day. The Chicago River was dark green. Nothing to do with Saint Patrick's Day — it was just Oprah washing her money." - Craig Ferguson "Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'" - Steven Wright "Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life." - Robert Byrne "President Obama said that the problems at AIG were caused by greed. To which AIG said, 'What do you think the G stands for?'" - Jay Leno "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." --Lucille Ball "It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." --Mark Twain "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." --Peter Ustinov >Updated FUN STUFF URLS - Oh Yeah :) Shangy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/urls.html FUN URLS ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -->FULL LENGTH - FREE On line AUDIO MP3 Christian Foundational Class http://www.truthortradition.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=61 NEW LIFE IN CHRIST! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -->This is for all you who love food and DARE to make it at home Yep. You guessed it - Recipes. 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