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And fatter ____ /= | \_|/ And stronger, _' `\ _/=== \___/ Or bigger `___/ //\./=/~\====\ Than Tigger, \ // / | ===: If Tigger was smaller, | ._/_,__|_ ==: __ Then Tigger's bad habit \/ \\ \\`--| / \\ Of bouncing at Rabbit | _ \\: /==:-\ Would matter no longer, `.__' `-____/ |--|==: If Rabbit \ \ ===\ :==:`-' Was taller. _> \ ===\ /==/ /==\ | ===\__/--/ <=== \ / ====\ \\/ (one of Pooh's songs) _`-- \/ === \/--' | \ ==== | -`------/`--' / \___-' ~ May God Super Bless All Our Sweet Contributors Who Add Spice To Our Lives With Their Thoughtful Sharing Email Forwards! :) ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: The "Dear John" Letter ________________ |.--------------.| The soldier serving overseas and far from || ,;;;-, || home was annoyed and upset when his girl || /;/))))) || wrote breaking off their engagement and || (;/ . .(( || and asking for her photograph back. || ):( > )) || || (;)\ = /( || He went out and collected from his friends || )):) .'):) || all the unwanted photographs of women that || .:(:\_(_)( || he could find, bundled them all together || /`::) `\ || and sent them to her with a note stating ||/___________\_|| the following: jgs '----------------' "Regret can not remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ August 4 is U.S. Coast Guard Day August 5 is Work Like a Dog Day August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day August 7 is National Lighthouse Day August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day August 9 is Book Lover's Day August 10 is Lazy Day and National S'mores Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,_ ,' `\,_ |_,-'_) /##c '\ ( ' |' -{. ) /\__-' \[] /`-_`\ ' \ hjm >Humidity Sensor The instructions and fine print in the manual for my new electronic humidity sensor intimidated me, so I delayed setting it up. Once I finally began, my fear was eliminated when I read the fifth hint in the multi-page instruction manual, which stated: "Under no circumstances should you let it get to you! It's only a computer like device and you cannot screw it up unless you throw it out the window, in which case it will not be under warranty!" -<>- >Novice Gardener A novice gardener who was looking for some advice asked an experienced farmer, "What would be good to plant in an area that gets very little rain, has too much late afternoon sun, has clay soil and lies on a rocky ledge?" Replied the farmer, "How about a flagpole?" -<>- >Oven Cleaning I had planned to clean my oven since something had boiled over in it. However, before I had a chance to buy oven cleaner, my husband came home with a frozen pizza for supper. After a while, we saw smoke coming from the oven and the detector went off. "Oh! Is the pizza burning?" he asked. "No" I replied, "the pizza isn't even in the oven yet." -<>- >Political Burden One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother- in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen and other city officials to treat him just like they would any other taxpayer. The brother-in-law got a ticket for overtime parking. He immediately descended in a fury on police headquarters, waving the ticket and sputtering, "Hey, do you know who I am?" The desk sergeant surveyed him calmly, picked up his telephone and dialed the mayor's office. "Tell the mayor," he said to the secretary, "that his brother-in-law is down here and can't remember his name." -<>- >Verb Tense The teacher was giving a lesson on verb tenses to her second-grade class, explaining the past, present, and future tenses. "The past is what has already happened, such as eating your breakfast and morning recess," she explained. "The present is right now; what's happening at this moment. The next tense is about what's going to happen. Does anyone know what we call what's going to happen next?" "I know" said one boy. "Lunch!" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) _|_ | / \ //_\\ //(_)\\ |/^\| ,%%%% // \\ ,@@@@@@@, ,%%%%/%%% // \\ ,@@@\@@@@/@@, @@@%%%\%%//%%%// === \\ @@\@@@/@@@@@ @@@@%%%%\%%%%%// =-=-= \\@@@@\@@@@@@;%#####, @@@@%%%\%%/%%// === \\@@@@@@/@@@%%%######, @@@@@%%%%/%%//| |\\@\\//@@%%%%%%#/#### '@@@@@%%\\/%~ | | ~ @|| %\\//%%%#####; @@\\//@|| | __ __ | || %%||%%'###### '@|| || | | | | | || ||##\//#### || || | | -|- | | || ||'#||###' || || |_|__|__|_| || || || || ||_/` ======= `\__||_._|| || jgs__||_/` ======= `\_||___ >YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A SMALL COUNTRY CHURCH WHEN... ~ People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. ~ People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. ~ The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," and five guys stand up. ~ Opening day of hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday. ~ A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because: "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!" ~ Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice. ~ The choir group is known as the "O.K. Chorale." ~ The pastor wears boots. ~ Four generations of the same family sit together in worship. ~ There is no such thing as a "secret" sin. ~ Baptism is referred to as "branding." ~ There's a special fundraiser for a new septic tank. ~ Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable. ~ High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling. ~ The final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear." --- ...TeeHee! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- | ,|, ||| / | \ | | | | | | / | \ | | | | | \ / \ | | | | | | \ / | | 8 | | | ""8"" / | \ 8 / \ ,\ ,d8888888888888|========|="" | ,d" "88888888888| ,aa, | a | ,d" "888888888| 8 8 | 8 | ,d8888888b, "8888888| 8aa8 | 8,| ,d" "8888888b, "88888|========|="" | ,d" "8888888b, "888| a a | a | ,d" ,aa, "8888888b, "8| 8 8 | 8,| /| d" "b |""""""| |========|="" | | 8 8 | | | ,aa, | a | | 8aaaa8 | | | 8 8 | 8 | | | | | """" | ,,=| |aaaaaaaaaaaaaa|======""""""""""""""""" Normand Veilleux >Church Bloopers Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. Don't let worry kill you. The church can help. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday. The cost of the Fasting and Prayer conference is $50. This includes meals." During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget to bring your husbands." --- ...LOL! Thanks LousieA! -<>- >SMILES A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past a row of empty shopping trollies when the trolley-girl standing there called after him, "Excuse me, did you want a trolley?" "No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing." As he walked into the store, he heard her murmur, "Just like a man." -------- It always makes me laugh: Olle, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew, and, soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Minnesota for paintings and formal portraits. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo, while Olle was mowing the lawn. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay him $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes." -------- If you marry someone ugly, you won't notice in 30 years. -------- John went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called: "How to Master Your Wife". Salesgirl said: "Our science fiction section is upstairs." -------- Working on a small town ambulance squad, it was not uncommon for me to stop at the supermarket to buy food for dinner after a call. This one time the floor was wet from the newly- installed produce sprayers. Down I went, hitting my head hard. When I came to, the manager of the store was sitting beside me telling me not to move, that he had called 911. At the same time my pager went off and he asked, "What was that?" I said "My pager. I'm 911." He looked at me, shocked "Boy, you guys are fast!" --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ====================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: When are we going to start teaching kids that war is not the answer? Take, for example, an incident that happened last year at a California high school where a group of students were playing a "war game", specifically tug-of-war, during a Spirit Week celebration. During the "game" two teenagers had several of their fingers ripped off! The boy and girl, both under age 18, had stable vital signs after undergoing hours of surgery. The teens lost four fingers each from their right hand, and the girl also lost the thumb on her left hand. The rope was wrapped around the students' hands, and it snapped, amputating their fingers. After the incident officials said they will review all planned Spirit Week activities "that could even possibly have a risk of going wrong." "I've never heard of anything like this happening," School District Superintendent Nick J. Salerno said. "It's unbelievable to me, it's shocking." But things like this have happened before. In 2007, two students at a high school in Parker, Colo., had their right hands partially severed during a tug-of-war at a pep rally, and in 2008, an 8-year-old girl nearly lost four fingers the same way when her hand got tangled in a rope in Minnesota. Meanwhile, in Miami woman was jailed on contempt charges after giving a judge "the finger" during a drug possession hearing, but at least she got to take her finger to jail with her. *-- Police officer surprised by monkey at traffic stop --* ARANSAS PASS, Texas - A Texas police officer said a traffic stop took a turn for the bizarre when he was attacked by the motorist's monkey. Aransas Pass Police Officer Keith Moore, 21, who joined the police department three months ago, said he pulled over a truck for speeding Wednesday and when he reached into the vehicle to hand the citation to the driver, a monkey jumped up from the back seat and attacked his hand, KRIS-TV, Corpus Christi, Texas, reported Monday. Moore said it was difficult to explain the situation to his supervisor. "My sergeant thought I had initially got stung with a bee but it wasn't," Moore said. "I ended up telling him when I was walking back that it was a monkey that came out of nowhere." The incident was caught on Moore's police-issue video camera. "He's got a monkey and it attacked my hand. I'm not even kidding," Moore can be heard telling the sergeant on the recording. Police said they determined the monkey was a professional primate trained for appearances at carnivals and festivals. The driver was not penalized for the attack on the officer's hand. *-- Ontario-owned liquor store criticized for teacher gift card ad --* TORONTO - Ontario's state-run liquor store chain has drawn criticism for an ad appearing to tell kids to give gift cards for liquor to their teachers. Some parents said they were shocked to see the advertisement on the website for the Liquor Control Board of Ontario, which said to "thank your teacher for a great year with an LCBO gift card" and featured an image of a chalkboard marked with the letters "ABC," The Toronto Star reported Tuesday. "Why target children?" asked mother Jackie Allen, whose son, Jaden, 7, is finishing the first grade. "Since when is it OK for kids to give liquor to their teachers?" LCBO spokeswoman Heather MacGregor said the advertisement is meant to appeal to parents seeking to get year-end gifts for their children's teachers. "What we're doing with the ad is encouraging parents who have already made the decision to buy a gift for their son or daughter's teacher, to consider looking at an LCBO gift card," she said. MacGregor said minors can legally buy gift cards at the store, but the ad is not meant to encourage the practice. *--- Zach Galifianakis Not Involved in Giraffe Death ---* PRETORIA, South Africa -- When we saw Zach Galifianakis murder a giraffe by driving it under an overpass in the last 'Hangover' movie, we all laughed because the very idea is ridiculous. Of course, that movie wasn't set in Africa. It wasn't so funny when a South African man did that very thing in the capital of Pretoria. The moments before the accident were caught on camera by a horrified fellow driver who described hearing a loud crack. Engineer Thinus Botha took the photo of the two giraffes after driving next to the truck for half a mile. He decided to pull over to capture the moment - and witnessed the gruesome accident seconds later. South Africa's Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals told local media the giraffe has since died and the truck driver could face criminal charges. *-- Drunken woman attacks crew with prosthetic leg --* EDINBURGH, Scotland -- A Thomson Airways flight from Tunisia to Edinburgh was diverted to London after a drunken passenger allegedly attacked crew members with her prosthetic leg. The woman told the flight crew that she wanted "cigarettes and a parachute." When they asked her to hush up, she allegedly slapped a little girl and then started swinging with her leg. "We were coming back from Tunisia when this lady kicked off. She was off her face on drink," said witness John Smith. "She slapped a young girl and then assaulted the cabin crew with her prosthetic leg. They took it off her, but she started kicking them with her good leg." The 48-year-old was subdued and the pilot made an emergency landing in London. The woman was removed by police for questioning. "It sounds funny, but it was not a laughing matter at the time. It was serious. She was totally drunk. It was pretty shocking," Smith said. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) _.--"""--._ .' '-. `. __/__ (-. `\ \ /o `o \ \ \ \ _\__.__/ )) | | ; .--;" | | \ ( `) | | \ _|`---' .' _, _| | `\ '`_\ \ '_,.-';_.-`\| \ \_ .' '--'---;` / / |\ |_..--' \ \'-'.' .--'.__/ __.-; `"` (___...---''` \ _/_ \ /jgs\ \___/ >My Dog He sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. I was just thinking about all this ... and suddenly ... it hit me like a ton of bricks ~ My dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!! --- ...No doubt! LOL! Thanks PatDeE! -<>- (.,------...__ _.'" `. .' .' `, `. `. ` . .' .'/''--...__`. \ . .--.`. ' "-. '. | '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ ''( \_\ ' (()( ''._' ( \ ' ' `. `--' ' `.: . `-.___.' ' `. . _ _ .' ) .____.-' .'`. (--.. .' \ /\ / / `. .' \( \ /|/ `. .' \__/ `. / | o | \ | | | jro >LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her top is sooooo big she can only fasten eight!' The teacher sat down and cried. --- ...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks PatDeE! ============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: _ , (_\______/________ \-|-|/|-|-|-|-|/ \==/-|-|-|-|-/ \/|-|-|-|,-' \--|-''' \_j________ (_) (_) hjw Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I saw a scary sight. As a woman loaded groceries into her trunk, her shopping cart began to roll away. The scary part? It was heading straight for my car. She ran after it, but was too late...the cart slammed into my driver's side door. "How bad's the damage?" I called out, running toward her. "Bad," she said, gathering her groceries. "I broke at least a dozen eggs." -<>- When the famous politician and orator William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) was a young man, he went to the home of the father of his prospective wife to ask him for her hand in marriage. Bryan was determined to impress the father by quoting from the Bible, and he chose Proverbs 18:22: "He who finds a wife finds a good thing, And obtains favor from the LORD." Bryan was unnerved when the father replied by quoting Paul: "So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he that giveth her not in marriage doeth better." (1 Corinthians 7:38) Bryan, never at a loss for words, said: "Yes, but Paul had no wife and Solomon had 700. Therefore, I believe Solomon ought to be the better judge as to marriage." -<>- After moving in to our new office space, I was given the job of completing an Occupational Health and Safety report about the building. I discovered that the building had been built with no fire exit! If a fire starts at the entrance, the only way out would be to smash through the manager's office window. So I put these comments down and submitted my report to the manager before it got sent to head office. In all seriousness he added the following comment to the head office about smashing the window, "Please confirm that this is an acceptable option by returning your approval." -<>- A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this is the worst horse he has in training. It has had 23 races and finished last in every one of them. If it doesn't win today the milkman will be using it for deliveries in the morning. The jockey mounts up and takes the horse down to the start. The race begins and the horse is 30 lengths behind the pack after only half a furlong! He gives the horse a great back- hand on the rump. Nothing. He then gives him a series of sharp slaps on the shoulder. Nothing. He then gives him two wallops right on the hindquarters. The horse comes to a sudden stop, turns to the jockey and says, "Will you stop it with that whip! I have to be up at four in the morning to deliver the milk"! -<>- My sister gave me a 13" TV for my birthday. She had gotten it for free when she bought a used console TV for the living room. The original owners said they didn't use the 13" TV much because it would shut off after a while. After checking out the on-screen menu features, I found there was a sleep timer set for 90 minutes! -<>- A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for a year. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?" He thought for a moment and then said, "I would take up a collection." ==================================================== >-->From The Mouth: ___________ '._==_==_=_.' .-\: /-. | (|:. |) | '-|:. |-' \::. / '::. .' ) ( _.' '._ jgs `"""""""` >Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win 10. Judges harshly critique your performance before you sing 9. Most of the votes you received? Wrong numbers 8. When you sing, that thing on Amy Winehouse's head starts yelping 7. Producers refuse to tell you where the finale is being held 6. Even Dick Cheney thinks what you do is cruel and inhumane 5. While talking to Ryan Seacrest, you nervously yell, "No deal, Howie!" 4. Every time you hit a high note, your pants fall down 3. No number 3 -- writer playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox -- promises jokes tomorrow 2. Even Hillary admits you have no chance 1. You're so desperate, you skipped Paula and slept with Randy -<>- ,-----. W/,-. ,-.\W ()>a a<() (.--(_)--.) ,'/.-'\_/`-.\`. ,' / `-' \ `. / \ / \ / `. ,' \ / / `-._.-' \ \ ,-`-._/| |=|o |\_.-< <,--.) |_____| |o____| )_ \ `-)| |// _ \\| )/ || |' | `| || | | | || ( )|( ) || | | | || | | | || |_.--.|.--._| || /'""| |""`\ [] `===' `===' hjw >TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ======================================================== >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Eagle Rescue! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eaglerescue.html Matchstick Art! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/matchstick.html Naval Fleet Art! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/navalart.html Whale Rescue 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whalerescue2.html City Silhouettes! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/citys.html Fairy Tale Homes! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fairytale.html Watermelon Art 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/watermelon2.html Dog Eat Dog World! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dogeatdog.html Disney Tree Of Life! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/disneytree.html World's Fastest Cars! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fastcars.html Bikes From The Past! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pastbikes.html -<>- >From Our Friend Melody :) Dog Alarm Clocks http://www.chonday.com/Videos/doalrms2 --- ...LOL! Thanks Melody! -<>- >From Our Friend Bunni :) Ex-NFL TE Suffering From Memory Loss Writes Heartwarming Song For Family http://tinyurl.com/onbktqd --- ...Memory Loss can be so painful for all. Thanks Bunni! -<>- >From Our Friend PatDeE :) And now a cartoon interlude before the main program begins. https://www.youtube.com/embed/FrTbnczYAd4 --- ...LOL! Funny! Thanks PatDeE! Click on the larger picture to play. I found that I noticed more stuff the second time I played it. Enjoy. -Pat http://tinyurl.com/ou8dels --- ...Whoa - Hard to watch! LOL! Thanks PatDeE! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) A cat in Quebec, Canada is not afraid of a black bear and manages to chase him away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J-BD4wL_8TM Magician Alana performing her award-winning act "In Her Hands" on the French TV show "Le Plus Grand Cabaret Du Monde." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5-HibGxgPg&feature=player_embedded This adorable pup got a little too excited when her owner came back after two years living abroad. She literally couldn't handle it. Don't worry - she is OK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rp03AorAWLY --- ...Awww, so sweet! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person." --P. J. O'Rourke "I failed my driver's test. 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