Defining Different Email Heights... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This scorcher is from our friends Linda and Karen. So young for such a talent! I am sure you will be amazed too! Check this boy's art out here... .--.__ .~ (@) ~~~---_ { `-_~,,,,,,) { (_ ', ~ . = _', ~- '. =-' ~ : . _,.-~ (''); '. .-~ \ \ ; ':-_ _.--~ \ \; _-=,. ~-:-.__ _.-~ { '---- _'-=,. ~-._~--._ __.-~ ~---------=,.` ~~-._~~-----~~~~~~ .+++~~~~~~~~-__ / ~-.,____ { - + } _/ ~~-.______{_ _ -=\ / /_.~ : ~--~ // / ..- : / / // / (( : / / { `-------,. )) : / ''=--------. }o .=._________,' ) )) ) _________ -'' ~~ / / _ _ (_.-.'O'-'. "Deinonychus" Dusan's Wild Life Art! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dusanart.html --- ...Just stunning! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: The Small Town Cop _.---._ .-' ((O)) '-. A police officer in a small town stopped a \ _.\_/._ / motorist who was speeding down Main Street. /..___..\ ;-.___.-; "But officer," the man began, (| e ) e |) .;. "I can explain". \ /_ / |||| _\__-__/_ (\|'-| "Just be quiet," snapped the /` / \V/ \ `\ \ )/ officer. "I'm going to let you / \ Y / \ /=/ cool your heels in jail until the / | \ | / {} \/ / chief gets back. / /| `|' |\ / \ \| |. | \_/ "But officer, I just wanted to say...." \ /\ |. | \_/\ |. | "I said keep quiet! You're going to jail!" /)_/ | | // ',__.'.__,' A few hours later the officer looked in // | | | on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you // | | | the chief is at his daughter's wedding. (/ | | | He'll be in a good mood when he gets | | | back." | _ | _ | | | | "Don't count on it," answered the fellow, | | | "I'm the groom." | | | jgs |___|___| / J L \ (__/ \__) ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ May 19 is Boy's Club Day May 20 is Be a Millionaire Day, Pick Strawberries Day May 21 is National Memo Day May 23 is Lucky Penny Day May 24 is International Jazz Day May 25 is Tap Dance Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _....._ /::::::.\ /xx::::::.\ |#xx|n|:xx| \##x/xxxx#/ | |\-.-.|\#/#####/ | . |.-,-/| /\__V_\'|B""""|\-.-|| :o. /_v_=\ \ \ /, |0| o,o|/ / /==o=|\ \ \|o.- |0|_.O-- |||\_|=_=/]/ ||o.o|| \[\_v_|.-'\.' |(_)=)-=== \]=-=|/ | @ \-' \ '=: \V| m|--e-+------ |=O==| '._|=._\| |\_\_v_E)| '/\ '/==..__ / |//'. | |=>o<=| |-\"\ /-=/ '. | './-\_/-\ |_o| '.___.' _/._/ |-|_ _|._/ \_.| \_/\ /:__o| |o_:\ /:_o| |o_:. /:_o| l42 >Directions A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the country and asked me to come out and look at it. We found the town, but we couldn't locate the road. We drove over to city hall, where a community get-together was going on, and asked around, but no one had heard of the road. Even the policemen and fire personnel were stumped. We went in to city hall and consulted a map, with no luck, until finally one young man came to our aid. He pointed to the map, showing us exactly how to get there. I thanked the young man and asked if he was with the police or fire department. "Neither," he replied. "I deliver pizzas." -<>- >Instant Cure There was a nervous man whose imagination afflicted him with all kinds of ills which never seemed to materialize. One afternoon he staggered into the house. He was bent forward, and tottering to a chair, and still curled into a half-moon shape, dropped into it. "Honey," he gasped, "it's come at last. There was no warning. All of a sudden I found that I couldn't straighten up and couldn't lift my head." When the doctor arrived and looked over the patient, the wife inquired, "Is there any hope?" "Well," the doctor said, "it will help a good deal if he can unhitch the third buttonhole of his vest from the top button of his trousers." -<>- >Shopping with Mom After a long day out, my mother and I stopped at our local grocery store on the way home. I ran in to pick up just a few things, leaving her in the car. As I approached the checkout, I was surprised to find her standing there, waiting for me. "Mom," I said, "what are you doing here? I left the motor running." "I know, dear," Mom replied, "and it's all right. I locked the doors." -<>- >Texas Vegetables I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month old nephew. I said, "What do I do if he cries?" She said, "Give him some vegetables." It turns out that jalapeno is not his favorite. -<>- >Things a True Southerner Knows... Only a True Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. - Only a True Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." - Only a True Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." - Only a True Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is ... as in: "Going to town, be back directly." - Only a True Southerner knows exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. - Only a True Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large peach cobbler! - Only a True Southerner grows up knowing the difference between "pert near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20. - Only a Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say, "Bless her heart" and go your own way. - Only a True Southerner knows that when somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long. - Only a True Southerner knows how good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. - Only a True Southerner knows that there ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits!! - Only a Southerner knows a good dog is worth its weight in gold. - Only a True Southerner knows that real gravy don't come from the store. - Only a True Southerner knows to never assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. - Only a True Southerner knows that you may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows. - Only a True Southerner knows that rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers. - Only a True Southerner knows that rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 .d88 8 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooood8888 8 8888888888888888888888888P" 8888 oooooooooooooooo 8 8888888888888888888888P" 8888 8 8 8 8888888888888888888P" 8888 8 d8 8 8888888888888888P" 8888 8 d88 8 8888888888888P" 8888 8 d888 8 8888888888P" 8888 8 d8888 8 8888888P" 8888 8 d88888 8 8888P" 8888 8 d888888 8 8888oooooooooooooooooooooocgmm8888 8 d8888888 8 .od88888888888888888888888888888888 8 d88888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888 8 d888888888 8 d8888888888 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 d88888888888 d ...oood8b 8 d888888888888 d ...oood888888888888b 8 d8888888888888 d ...oood88888888888888888888888b 8d88888888888888 dood8888888888888888888888888888888888b >Smiles Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to the other applicant." "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant!. "We have based our decision, not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager. "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired. "Simple," replied the department manager. "Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don’t know.' YOU put down, 'Neither do I.'" -------- "Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a FAX to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room, I found my wife in another man's arms. Why, Dad? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then he calmly said, "Maybe she didn't get the FAX you sent?" -------- We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, ROKU, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my Phone battery was flat, and to top it off, it was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like a pretty nice person. -------- A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302 The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me crap." -------- A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small 'hick' town. So, he got into his very expensive new luxury car and off he went. After driving for a while, he found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he asked. The store clerk looked at the $18 bill for a short time, then smiled and said to the man, "Ah reckon so, mister. Ya want two nines or three sixes?" ------- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' -------- Three cowboys are about to be strung up for cattle rustling. The lynch mob takes them to a tree at the edge of the Rio Grande. They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he's so sweaty, he slips out, falls into the river, and swims to freedom. They tie the noose around the second cowboy's neck. He, too, slips out of the rope, drops into the river, and gets away. It's the third rustler's turn. He looks at the mob and says, "Could y'all do me a favor? Tighten that noose a bit, I can't swim." -------- Three men, an American, a Russian, and a Puerto Rican, are standing on a bridge. The Russian removes a bottle of vodka from his coat, takes a sip, and then throws the bottle over the bridge. The Puerto Rican asks, "Why did you do that? That was perfectly good bottle of vodka!" The Russian replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from." The Puerto Rican doesn't want to be upstaged, so he removes a joint from his pocket, takes a long puff, and then throws the rest of it over the bridge. The American exclaims, "Hey! What the hell did you do that for? That was a perfectly good joint!" The Puerto Rican replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from." Now, the American doesn't want to be upstaged, so he searches through his pockets but he can't find anything. He looks around for a moment, then grabs the Puerto Rican and throws him over the bridge. The Russian exclaims, "What the hell did you do that for?" The American replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from." --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: You would think, if you had a 12-foot python as a pet, that you would keep an eye on it, but apparently the conventions of pet ownership in Texas are a little more relaxed than elsewhere. Because just such a specimen managed to show up in the tub of a startled Central Texas woman. Police believe the African python slipped into the house of Veronica Rodriguez when she left the back door open after bathing her three household guinea pigs and putting the critters in outdoor pens. Rodriguez says she heard strange noises, returned to the bathroom and discovered the snake crawling into the tub. She called 911. I didn't know guinea pigs needed baths, but if anything would attract a python I would imagine three of them splashing around in water would do it. Animal control officers removed the snake, using a city trash can as a temporary receptacle for the reptile, after which it was returned to its owner. No guinea pigs were harmed. *-- Woman hands police chief booze receipt instead of license during OUI stop --* ARLINGTON, Mass. (UPI) - A 60-year-old Massachusetts woman was arrested for operating under the influence for the seventh time after she allegedly handed the police chief a liquor receipt instead of her driver's license during a traffic stop. Arlington Police Chief Frederick Ryan reportedly saw Brenda Drinkwater driving the wrong way through town while "another man was driving behind Drinkwater repeatedly honking his horn and yelling at her to stop," according to the Arlington Patch. Ryan also observed Drinkwater forcing cars off the road, so he pulled her over. "Approaching the car, the Chief asked Drinkwater for her license and registration, and she reached into her purse and handed him a credit card and a receipt from a liquor store for a bottle of vodka," police said in a statement. "The Chief then saw an open bottle of vodka on her passenger seat and could clearly smell the odor of liquor on her breath." When Drinkwater got out of her car, she was "extremely unsteady" and failed "a number of sobriety tests." In addition to the DUI charge, Drinkwater was also charged with operating negligently as to endanger, drinking from an open container while driving and failure to keep to the right. *-- Woman charged with misuse of the 911 system after calling about pizza sauce --* GASTONIA, N.C. (UPI) - A North Carolina woman was arrested and charged with misuse of the 911 system after she allegedly called emergency dispatchers because she was given a flatbread pizza that was made with marinara sauce instead of pizza sauce. Bevalente Hall allegedly called 911 after Subway employees wouldn't refund the money she paid for a "flatizza" pizza that was sauced incorrectly. "It's terrible, and I got my receipt," the 37-year-old says in the call. "And I told them I can't eat that kind of sauce." In the 911 call, Hall says she wants report the incident to investigators with Channel 9. "They made my mom another sandwich without a problem, but say they won't make me a sandwich," Hall said, the Gaston Gazette reported. Hall's husband told Channel 9 that his wife called 911 after being yelled at by an officer. *-- Police: Drunk woman drove vehicle missing tire into jail lot --* GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Police said a woman arrested on a drunken driving charge allegedly drove her freshly crashed vehicle, which was missing a tire, into a Florida jail parking lot. The Gainesville Police Department said Brielle Irene Watkins, 33, pulled her silver Ford Escape into the Alachua County Jail parking lot and jail staff noticed the vehicle had what appeared to be fresh crash damage to its right side and was completely missing its right rear tire, the Gainesville Sun reported Tuesday. Jail workers contacted police, who determined Watkins was showing signs of impairment. She was arrested after failing a field sobriety test and police measured her blood alcohol content at .222 and .215, nearly three times the legal limit in Florida, the newspaper said. Watkins was charged with driving under the influence and was being held Monday afternoon at the same jail she drove up to. The police report did not say how Watkins' car was damaged or whether she knew she was driving onto jail property. *-- British man's case of the hiccups surpasses two months --* TUNBRIDGE WELLS, England - A 19-year-old British man who came down with a case of the hiccups in November said he has since hiccuped more than one million times with no sign of stopping. Chris McKernan, 19, of Tunbridge Wells, England, said his case of the hiccups started Nov. 20 and he has since been hiccuping an average 25 times per minute for a total of more than 1.4 million hiccups, the Mirror reported Monday. McKernan said folk cures such as breathing into a bag, sucking on a lemon and standing on his head have failed to stop the hiccups, and doctors were left baffled when acid relieving medications failed to stop the ailment. "Everyone gets annoyed or laughs at me [when I can't stop hiccuping]," McKernan said. "My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind, but it would be better for everyone if they went." The world record was set by Charles Osborne of the United States, whose case of the hiccups lasted from 1922 until 1990 and totaled an estimated 430 million hiccups. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) , (`-.-/( .:::::., `-.__) ``:\:: . /7_.-, '. -. - - `:::' .- ( `_.= \ `--._ / _?'` ___.-' -`"' \ - / )----'''' - .-' `--.. `--' ,' .-' `\ --' )---'' ) ) | _| ( \ L / | \ )__ _ \ \ `---' `--' L \ | \ \ \ L ) L_ ( \ | \ . J a:f | `. \ _.-`--=' \ ) ( _-' `--'\ '"' / ' J (,_./ >Little facts about the cold weather :) 60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago sunbathe. 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens. 40° F: Italian & English cars won’t start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down 32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan’s water gets thicker. 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a flannel shirt. 15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat; people in Chicago have the last cookout before it g ets cold. 0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows. 10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door. 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats. 40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors. 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can’t start ‘da car. 460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, ‘cold ’nuff for ya?’ 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series! --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Geniann! ============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask questions...lots of questions. One day my wife finally had it. "Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my exasperated wife asked. "No," replied Terra. "Well, there was a cat, and he was very inquisitive. And one day, he looked into a big hole, fell in, and died!" Wide-eyed, Terra whispered: "What was in the hole?" -<>- Contributed by someone named 'Fuzzy' A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Asking questions during children's sermons is crucial. Asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. After the pastor asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him And the little boy said, "I'm not sure, but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." -<>- On a family vacation one summer, we crossed Wyoming and noted several historical points of interest. The children were especially interested because they enjoyed the computer game "Oregon Trail," which gives players a taste of the hardships the pioneers endured. We stopped at the famous South Pass to look at the wagon tracks still visible in the dirt. Squinting out over the desolate, wind-swept landscape, my daughter nodded and said grimly, "This is where my oxen always die." -<>- At Sunday school they were teaching how God created every- thing, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later that day his mother noticed him lying down, curled up on the floor as though he were ill. She said, "Johnny what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife!" -<>- [This one was sent by Jeff in Tucson...] When I was around 4 years old, I was biting my nails pretty badly and my mother showed me a picture of a child with a very swollen belly due to malnutrition. "That will happen to you if you keep biting your nails," she told me. Later that week we were in the supermarket standing in line at the checkout counter behind a lady who was obviously 9 months pregnant. I pointed to her and, in a very loud voice, said, "We know what she has been doing don't we mummy?" Have you ever seen your mother try to crawl under a cash register and hide? -<>- [Here is one from reader Mandy Romig...] My son is 12 years old and obsessed with Lord of the Rings. A couple of months ago I went to the grocery store. When I returned I asked him to put away the perishables. He dropped into "Gollum-stance," quirked his head at me and hissed, "The freshes?" -<>- [This joke is from long-time reader Pat Cash who wrote, "I hope you aren't going to get a bunch of jokes that you have printed over the years, mine included!"] Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses. Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an "event boundary" in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale. Thank goodness for studies like this. It's not our age, it's that stupid door! -<>- [One more, from reader Blaine Owens...] Two old men were sitting together talking about the good old days. Finally one old man sighed and said "What I miss the most is playing golf. I know I can hit the ball just as good as I ever could but my eyesight has gotten so bad now that I can't see where the ball goes!" The second old man says, "That's the one thing that I didn't lose as I got older! I can still see like an eagle! Tell you what, let's go to the golf course some day and I'll watch the ball for you and tell you where it goes." So they get together one day and go to the golf course. On the first tee the first old man hits a great tee shot straight down the middle of the fairway. Excited he asked the second old man if he saw the shot. "I sure did, that was a good shot!" said the second old man. The first old man said, "Great! Where did it go?" The second old man said, "I forgot." -<>- [The following groaners are from a reader named Buck...] Q. Why did the hot dog and hamburger always win at the casino? A. Because they were both on a roll. Q. Why is a cat walking across a desert like Chrismas? A. Because it has sandy claws. Q. Why did the boy put jelly all over the door? A. Because it was ajar. ========================================================= >-->From TheJokester: / / / / / / / / / / / / ,---------------. ,-, / `-' | [ E M A I L | | \ ,-. | `---------------' `-` ** Defining Different Email Heights ** Height of Isolation: Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to communicate with each other. Height of Cowardice: Two persons fighting through e-mails. Height of Helplessness: Receiving no e-mails for a week. Height of Frustration: The email server being down. Height of Carelessness: Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.' Height of Achievement: A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply. Height of Timepass: A person sending email to himself. Height of Expectation: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match. -<>- . , - * - ' ) _(_ ,' `. / \ |E-MAIL!| \ / `.___,' ` ' - * - (_`_______________ /`. _,-'/ / `. _,-' / / ,-'`.-'. / /_,-' `. / /'______________`/ >You Know You Have a Bad Computer When... The lower corner of screen has the words "Etch A Sketch" on it. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes. You have to pedal it. The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!" The only chip inside came from a bag of Doritos. When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling. You catch a virus from it. The screen frequently freezes and a message comes up: "Ain't it break time, Chester?" While running, it emits deafening calliope music. It cyber-snickers at you. ============================================================== >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Wild Bear Release http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bearrelease.html Polar Bear! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/polar.html Peek-A-Boo Panda! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/panda.html Wild Bear Farm! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wildbearfarm.html World's Largest Rodent! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/caplin.html Endangered Wolf http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wolf.html Great White Shark! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/greatwhite.html -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) Finally a golf club for me https://www.youtube.com/embed/ntuza-DB8xE --- ...LOL! What's the point? Thanks Geniann! Nice Purse! http://safeshare.tv/w/KkkEFRtyiS --- ...Oh My! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend PatDeE :) Civil War Pictures http://www.mikelynaugh.com/VirtualCivilWar/New/Originals2/index.html --- ...Great Pics! Thanks PatDeE! -<>- >From Our Friend Wesley :) 510,000 http://tinyurl.com/mcww5pk --- ...Wow! Thanks Wesley! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) It's one of the most meaningful times in a wedding reception: the mother-son dance. And for 20 seconds, it was a typical - but emotional - moment between the groom and his mom. But then something happened that made everyone's jaw hit the floor! You won't believe this impressive wedding dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s4A5dWdOqA&feature=player_embedded Although known locally, it was unknown to the outside world before being brought to international attention in 1911 by the American historian Hiram Bingham. Since then, Machu Picchu has become an important tourist attraction. Most of the outlying buildings have been reconstructed in order to give tourists a better idea of what the structures originally looked like. The restoration work continues to this day, with hundreds of thousands of tourists making the trip to these ruins every year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zk9J5xnTVMA A Dutch TV-show challenged magician Hans Klok and the "Divas of Magic" to do as many illusions as possible in 5 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HFilLZIDJak A cat video to end all cat videos: Cat comes to the rescue of a child being attacked by a vicious dog and runs the dog off before he can do more damage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Opm9b2WDk&feature=player_embedded You have to see what these three septuagenarians did! I'm not going to spoil it, but I will just say: The King of Pop would be proud. You'll absolutely adore this video - and you'll want to share it with your friends and family. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIsLsDXXJUE&feature=player_embedded This may be one of the funniest collections we've ever seen. Something happens when people are stressed out during game shows... they just don't think straight! Prepare yourself for a belly full of laughs! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R7ghDhpCLKM --- ...Excellent ones! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in your wall." -David Letterman "With Washington in the middle of a budget crisis, the White House is facing criticism for spending $250,000 a year on calligraphy. You can tell you're spending way too much money on calligraphy when you spend ANY money on calligraphy." -Jimmy Fallon "A Washington state mother is accused of letting her 22-month- old toddler smoke marijuana. When reached for comment the toddler said, 'Hey, man, everybody chill out!'" -Conan O'Brien "A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. How would the government try to enforce something like that? It's not like Obama's got a secret fleet of robotic aircraft circling over, watching everything people do with little cameras." -Craig Ferguson "When the cardinals are done selecting a new Pope, smoke appears up the chimney. White smoke means a new Pope. Black smoke means they have not reached a decision. Blue smoke means the cardinals are making ribs." -David Letterman "A new study found that humans started wearing clothes about 170,000 years ago. In fact, the first sentence ever spoken was, 'Me look fat in this?'" -Jimmy Fallon "A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, 'Cool, I saved $380 this year!'" -Jimmy Fallon "Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because that's really hard. You need to eat. You don't need to do drugs. Very hard for these people to quit. "I'm going cold turkey... mmmmm turkey. Do not think about food... do not think about food... do not... nuts..." -Craig Ferguson "Researchers at Harvard say red wine can slow the aging process. They say if you drink red wine, it can help you look younger. 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