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Thanks LouiseAu. ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: The Thames river police today stopped Two Pakistani gentlemen in a row boat, rowing towards central London. The captain get on the loud hailer and shouts. "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?" One of the Pakistani men replies. "We are invading the United Kingdom!" The crew of the police launch all start laughing. Finally after a good 10 minutes of laughing the captain gets back on the loud hailer and says, "Just the two of you then?" The Pakistani gentlemen stands up again and shouts, "No, we are the last two, the rest are already here." -<>- ____ __ __ ___ ____ ______ / __/ \ / | _ \ | _ \_ _| \__ \ , ^ , | _ \| _ / | | /____/_|\_/|_|_| \_|_| \_\ |_| -by Shel Silverstein >Words of Wisdom 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. -<>- >Political Correctness for Teenagers No one fails a class anymore, there merely "passing impaired." You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed." Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined." Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive." Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps." Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience." You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness." You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time." You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome." You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear." You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective." You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal." You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations." You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building." It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near- factual information." The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 29 is Greenery Day and National Shrimp Scampi Day April 30 is Hairstyle Appreciation Day and National Honesty Day May 1 is May Day, Loyalty Day, Mother Goose Day and Save the Rhino Day May 2 is Baby Day and Brothers and Sisters Day May 3 is Garden Meditation Day, International Tuba Day, Lumpy Rug Day, Space Day and World Press Freedom Day May 4 is Bird Day, Free Comic Book Day, Kentucky Derby Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, Renewal Day and Star Wars Day May 5 is Cinco de Mayo, National Hoagie Day, Oyster Day and Ramadan - begins at sundown, date varies ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: |..| ? ? c >| ? \'/ /><\ unknown >Who Would Know? The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower!" -<>- >Contemporary Latin Phrases "Domino vobiscum." (The pizza guy is here.) "Auda similarum ad seattles." (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.) "Sharpei diem." (Seize the wrinkled dog.) "Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus." (Remove foil before microwaving.) "Il guyus nissanem iste ickye." (That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.) "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum." (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.) "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum." (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.) -<>- >The Power of Woman There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a flimsy rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping. -<>- >NYC Subway The scene: The "F" train of the subway line in New York City. I was commuting from the Borough of Queens to my job in Manhattan. I'd finished reading the morning paper and was saving it to bring to friends on the job. How do you save a newspaper on the subway? You sit on it. A new commuter came in, saw the newspaper under my rear, and asked the second most stupid question I've ever heard: "Are you reading that paper?" I stood up, turned the page, sat down on the paper, and answered, "Yes." -<>- >Men and Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in a $20 bill, even though the total bill is only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals. LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about twenty years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of "Love, American Style." OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) \|/ .-*- / /|\ _L_ ," ". (\ / O O \ /) \| _ |/ \ (_) / _/.___,\_ (_/ alf \_) >SMILES A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the investigator, "you were near the scene, what happened?" "Well, it's like this. Old Charley Higgins was in the mixing room, and I saw him take a cigarette out of his pocket and light up." "He was smoking in the mixing room?" the investigator said in stunned horror, "How long had he been with the company?" "About 20 years, sir" "20 years in the company, then he goes and strikes a match in the mixing room, I'd have thought it would have been the last thing he'd have done." "It was, sir." ---------- A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out." The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's post-dated six years from now." ---------- One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom: "The smaller piece, of course." Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?" ---------- A workman who was extremely fond of garlic boarded a bus in a Southern city, and plumped himself down next to a haughty, sour-faced woman. She immediately became aware of the garlic fragrance, and observed icily, "It's a wonder they don't run a special bus for persons who insist on eating garlic." The workman cheerfully answered, "They do lady, You're on the wrong bus." ---------- Two morons went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!" ------- .-------. !_______! (((`\\\ ))) (((_o___o_))) ((! !)' !_______! l l unknown One afternoon, two doctors from India were having an animated discussion. "I say it's spelled 'W-H-O-O-M'," said the first Indian doctor. "No, it is 'W-H-O-M-B'," said the other Indian doctor. An American nurse passing by said, "Excuse me, you are both wrong. It is spelled 'W-O-M-B'." "Thank you nurse," said one of the doctors, "but we prefer to settle this argument ourselves. Besides, we don't think you are in a position to describe the sound of an elephant passing wind under water." ---------- A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago, biting his fingernails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, “Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?” The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. Seconds later she comes back with a drink. He downs it quickly and seems to calm down. Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees him shaking and biting his nails again. She brings him another drink which he downs immediately. A half hour later she returns to see him shaking uncontrollably, and almost in tears. “My goodness,” the flight attendant says, “I’ve never seen someone so afraid to fly.” “I’m not afraid of flying,” says the man. “Then what’s the matter? “I’m trying to give up drinking ---------- On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The super market manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne? "No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!" ---------- On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man's car engine started to cough. Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, "That's funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?" "I'll tell you one thing for sure," said the girl coolly, "It wasn't opportunity." --- ...LOL! Good Ones! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: \\\ ____ ________``` \ =|- [________] \ | =| | _ | | \ __ ejm |__=|- O--(_) `.______.' \ O=======(__) /|\ (/(|(\ Kitchen cleaning just got a whole lot easier! I have featured some of my favorite tips with you today, and even a eco-friendly tip too! Have a place for everything. It's much easier to use a utensil or appliance, clean it and put it away when it has a home. I have a special drawer that is used just for foil, plastic wrap, and parchment paper. Those items are always easy to find and are put away after each use because they have a special home. --- ...I don't have drawer room so I just put these boxes on top of my microwave so they are easy to grab when I need to use them. -<>- >De-grime Granite Counters It's not that hard to maintain delicate granite countertops. Simple combine: 1/4 c. rubbing alcohol 1 c. water 1 drop of dish soap Add mixture to a spray bottle, lighty spritz your counter- tops, and wipe with a clean rag. This DIY cleaner is safe and won't damage your granite counters, but is strong enough to break up stains as well as disinfect. -<>- Keeping stainless-steel sparkling is easy It is super easy to clean stainless-steel sinks and appliances with a spray of equal parts of vinegar and water. And what's the secret to keeping stainless-steel pristine, you ask? Simply follow up with a little bit of olive oil. Sounds weird, right? Simply dab a small amount of olive oil on to a cleaning rag and buff onto your appliance. The will create a barrier that helps prevent dust, grime, and fingerprints from sticking. -<>- >Remove Crayon Marks From Walls Have your walls been redecorated with some original crayon masterpieces? Don't lose your cool. Just grab a rag, dip it in some baking soda and lightly scrub the marks. They will come off with a minimal amount of effort and give your young Picasso a fresh, new canvas. -<>- >Note Breaker Number On Outlet Cover I discovered this useful tip after some trial and error and many, many trips up and down the two flights of stairs in my home: Once I've determined which circuit that a switch or outlet belongs to, I jot down the breaker number on the inside of the outlet cover or light switch plate. This way the next time I need to work on that switch or receptacle, I know which breaker to flip and just a single trip down to the electric panel is all that's needed. Jason --- ...Our Breaker Box Switches are marked with 'kitchen', 'living room', 'bathroom', etc. -<>- >'Go Green' Hints: Green Cleaning and Fresh Air Don't kill yourself or your kids to get a fresh smelling house. The NRDC tested 14 different household air fresheners and found that 12 contained the hormone-disrupting chemicals known as phthalates. Keeping your house generally clean should eliminate any odors; or try natural odor-eaters like vinegar and baking soda. Best air freshener of all, crack a window! Keeping stainless-steel sparkling is easy It is super easy to clean stainless-steel sinks and appliances with a spray of equal parts of vinegar and water. And what's the secret to keeping stainless-steel pristine, you ask? Simply follow up with a little bit of olive oil. Sounds weird, right? Simply dab a small amount of olive oil on to a cleaning rag and buff onto your appliance. The will create a barrier that helps prevent dust, grime, and fingerprints from sticking. ------ Green Cleaning and Fresh Air Don't kill yourself or your kids to get a fresh smelling house. The NRDC tested 14 different household air fresheners and found that 12 contained the hormone-disrupting chemicals known as phthalates. Keeping your house generally clean should eliminate any odors; or try natural odor-eaters like vinegar and baking soda. Best air freshener of all, crack a window! ------- .-----. _.----"""""""----._ _.---//-"""-\\---._ .------.___ ( ) ( (/ `-' ) ( ___|-|`"""---..___..---""| _|`"--._________.--"'|_ `---'""" | | (_| |_) | | `--) (--' ________ | | | | _.--""""" """"----._ | | | (_ _)--.----------------. | | \`""---...________...----'/__/___ || `-.__ __.-' \___ __/ ""-----"""""""-----`' VK `""-----""' ""`-----------'"" Cover pans when cooking Whenever you cook on the hob, always try to cover the pans - this reduces the amount of energy that escapes from open pans, plus the amount of time it takes to heat up food and boil water. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Trump Rally In Wisconsin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z1TUn9SbY Life Liberty & Levin 4/28/19 On Mueller Report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4xcugqQTOo President Donald Trump is shaking things up by signing a document that requests the Senate not ratify a treaty put in place by former President Obama. Addressing the National Rifle Association, Trump shared that the U.N. Arms Trade Treaty was “badly misguided” and that he would withdraw the U.S. from the agreement. https://tinyurl.com/y4d5qaqt Biden the Globalist Attempts to Take on Trump - all because Trump is President of America and not the world - President Donald Trump has been a thorn in the side of globalist politicians placing entrenched corporate interests above the needs of their own citizens. https://1600daily.com/2019/04/26/biden-globalist-attempts-take-trump/ BREAKING: Spies DISCOVERED In TRUMP White House! https://tinyurl.com/y4568dfu HEATED Attorney General Barr Utterly DESTROYS Dianne Feinstein on ObamaCare Legality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOHNHFPZs5s Candace Owens Holds Her Ground When Questioned By Congress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yzVAxIKKbI Mark Levin on why Obama may have been spying on Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwk0udYBEfc COMBAT VET WHO STOPPED THE SYNAGOGUE SHOOTER: ‘I SCARED THE H OUT OF HIM’ https://tinyurl.com/y66x9tjc AG BARR THREATENS TO SKIP HOUSE JUDICIARY HEARING OVER DISAGREEMENT WITH DEMOCRATS https://tinyurl.com/y4qm8e43 Surviving Immigration - Survival Update https://tinyurl.com/y6epc3z3 Your Child Is Prey For Facebook Fraud https://tinyurl.com/yy6xsn4j Westwing News: US Economy Grows by 3.2% in the First Quarter, Topping Expectations https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Beef, Yogurt, Butter, Pet Food http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: E. coil Outbreak http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text -<>- >From BizarreNews: A video went viral Easter weekend. A man in an Easter Bunny costume was recorded throwing punches outside of a club in Orlando, Florida. You can hear people in the crowd chanting, "Kick his @ss!" And another yells, "Go, Easter Bunny, go!" Eventually an Orlando police officer steps in to break up the fight. Nobody was arrested after the scuffle, and the bunny brawler remained anonymous, that is until the video became so popular. Not one to pass up on his sudden fame (and any money that might come with it) the bunny brawler quickly created an Instagram profile and reached out to multiple media outlets, including TMZ and Orlando's WKMG. But once his identity was revealed and his background investigated, it turns out the boxing bunny might have wanted to stay behind the costume. The man in the costume, 20-year-old Antoine McDonald, claimed he was defending a woman when cameras caught him in the fight on Easter Sunday. McDonald said he and a few friends were out for a few drinks when he claims he saw a man spit on a woman. A fight broke out and McDonald said, "I just ran over there." He said he's not a violent person. "I am the type of person to avoid fights by any means necessary," he said, but his history indicates otherwise. As it turns out, McDonald is wanted in New Jersey in connection with a vehicle burglary last fall, and he was also recently a "person of interest" in a carjacking and two armed robberies in Pasco County, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office. Sounds real stable. At least we now know what he was doing in Florida; lying low from the New Jersey police. -<>- It's the scourge of the 21st century. Millions have become addicted, it has ruined relationships, warped minds, isolated people, caused widespread depression and dissatisfaction, and turned innocent people into deviants. I'm talking about porn, of course, and while many of these consequences are arguably true, today's story might be the first ever recorded case of killer porn. Patricia Hill, 69, is on trial in Arkansas, accused of murdering her 65-year-old husband Frank Hill at their home in Pine Bluff last July. The woman allegedly flew into rage when she caught her husband watching porn after he promised to stop. Patricia reportedly confronted him after seeing their satellite TV bill which showed he had signed back into his Dish channel after she had previously cancelled it. Patricia then took Frank's love of porn as a "personal affront to her and her God" attorney Bill James said. "She told him over and over again to stop, and he said he would but went right back to doing it... she lost her mind." During the ordeal, the 69-year-old reportedly grabbed a gun. She then went to his shed and shot his leg twice. After shooting her husband, Patricia allegedly went back inside her house to call the police as well as an ambulance. Frank was found in a shed with a gunshot wound to the upper and lower body. He was rushed to hospital and subsequently pronounced dead. --- ...Hmmm, porn vs murder - You'd think her God would frown on both! *--- Florida Man Arrested After Failed Panty Raid ---* A Florida man who was allegedly attempting to steal panties, towels and other laundry items was arrested and charged with burglary and petit theft. The Gonzalez family was sleeping in when a loud noise woke them up. "We heard a big boom sound. My husband got up, ran to my kids' room," mother Janet Gonzalez reported. With baseball bats in hand, the family went downstairs to investigate and noticed a bicycle outside with some of their things piled alongside of it. "It's very odd because he [the suspect] had our laundry detergent, towels and laundry basket," Gonzalez said. After looking all over, the family finally realized there was someone hiding in the downstairs bathroom. Suspect Manual Rodriguez was trapped in the bathroom after all the family members piled against the door so he couldn't get out. When deputies arrived to arrest the 21-year-old, they didn't find any weapons on him, but they did find something else. "He had my little girl's panties in his pockets and one on the sink," Gonzalez said. "To me only a sick, perverted person would do that... Get help." No one was harmed during the burglary attempt. *--- Man Swims 361 Miles ---* A South African man set a Guinness World Record when he spent 54 days swimming the full 361-mile length of Lake Malawi. Martin Hobbs, who took up swimming six years ago after a back injury ended his off-road biking and marathon running careers, became the first person to swim the entire length of Lake Malawi and captured the Guinness World Record for longest swim in a lake. "I've always wanted to do an African adventure and never got around to it," Hobbs said. "I didn't want to be buried one day and be known as the guy who worked very hard and that's it. It's nice to leave a legacy behind." The lake is known to be home to hazards including hippos and crocodiles. "It was the longest straight line of water that I could find," Hobbs said. "But I'm not going to lie, I'm terrified of the crocodiles." Hobbs, who said he averaged about 7 miles per day, used his accomplishment to raise funds for the Smile Foundation. *--- Nursing Home Sued For Hiring Strippers ---* A Long Island nursing home is likely going to be sued after allegedly hiring a male stripper to entertain its elderly residents during a party in the recreational room. During a visit to the East Neck Nursing Center in West Babylon, the son of 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood discovered a photo that appears to show the woman slipping money into a male stripper's briefs. "Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her]," according to the suit. The suit alleges that when the son, Franklin Youngblood, confronted a staff member about the photo, "the staffer lunged at him and tried to snatch the picture away." "Bernice Youngblood has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady... And now she has been defiled," attorney John Ray told the New York Post. According to the lawsuit, the striptease was done "for the perverse pleasure and enjoyment of the Defendant's staff." *--- Murder Bird For Sale: Good Price ---* A giant, flightless bird that attacked and killed a man in Florida is up for sale. About 100 other exotic animals that once belonged to Marvin Hajos are being sold at an auction according to an announcement from the Gulf Coast Livestock Auction. Hajos, 75, was attacked after falling on a path near the enclosure of his two cassowaries, a type of flight- less bird. Paramedics transported him to the hospital where he died of his injuries, according to police. Cassowaries are similar to emus and stand up to 6 feet tall and weigh up to 130 pounds, with black body feathers and bright blue heads and necks. The San Diego Zoo's website calls cassowaries the world's most dangerous bird with a 4-inch, dagger-like claw on each foot. The perfect pet. "The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick. Powerful legs help the cassowary run up to 31 miles per hour through the dense forest under- brush," the website says. It's unclear which of the two birds attacked Hajos, but both are up for sale. --- ...See our page here to learn more about these birds: Real Angry Birds! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/angrybirds.html ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Cloie :) | | ------------\ ,---. /------------ | | | | ---------. `-./ "\.-' .--------- | | | ,--. | --------\ . /-------- | ,--. | | ( >< ) | ------`-.| .-'------ | ( >< ) | | `--' | ---/ `/"\ \--- | `--' | | . | `//_-_\\' Ojo 98 | | | : . ! | (.' ',) | . : . :| | ! ! .| | | : | ! .| | |_| ;|_| . |_| !_| !| `-' `-^' \o `-' `-^' \__________________T>_________________/ `-=--=--=--=--=--=---=--=--=--=--=--=-' ] _] _] _] _] _] _L] _] _] _] _] _] _ `-------------------------------------' >Why Socialism won't work - An Excellent example. Teacher Fails Entire Class and explains why Socialism won't work, and always fails. This teacher is a GENIUS! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on this plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will get a higher grade or lower grade than another student. (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all). After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment: 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. 4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! 5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation. Can you think of a reason for not sharing this? Neither could I. --- ...Absolutely! Thanks Cloie! ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '===================================== ,sSSSs DUFFY'S WATERING HOLE SSSS "( .:. 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"Why's that?" asks the bartender. "Because he's my newt!" -<>- >I'm Not Paying Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent." -<>- _..._ ___ .:::::::. `"-._.-''. , /:::::::::\ ': \ _._ \:-::::::::::::\ :. | /|.-' /:::\ \::::::::\:::::| ': | | / |:::| `:::::::|:::::\ ': | `\ | __ |\::/\ `-:::-|::::::| ': | .`\ .\_.' `.__/ | |::::::\ ':. | \ ';:: /.-._ , / |:::::::| :. / ,`\;:: \'./0) |_.-/ ;:::::::| ': | \.`;::. `` | | \::::::/ :' / _\::::' / / \::::| :' / ,=:;::/ | \:::| :' | (='` // / | \::\ `: / '--' | /\ | \:::. `:_|.-"""-. \__.-'/::\ | '::::.:::...:::. '. /:::| | '::/::::::::::::. 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A: Climb up a tree, and act like a nut! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 .d88 8 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooood8888 8 8888888888888888888888888P" 8888 oooooooooooooooo 8 8888888888888888888888P" 8888 8 8 8 8888888888888888888P" 8888 8 d8 8 8888888888888888P" 8888 8 d88 8 8888888888888P" 8888 8 d888 8 8888888888P" 8888 8 d8888 8 8888888P" 8888 8 d88888 8 8888P" 8888 8 d888888 8 8888oooooooooooooooooooooocgmm8888 8 d8888888 8 .od88888888888888888888888888888888 8 d88888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888 8 d888888888 8 d8888888888 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8 d88888888888 d ...oood8b 8 d888888888888 d ...oood888888888888b 8 d8888888888888 d ...oood88888888888888888888888b 8d88888888888888 dood8888888888888888888888888888888888b Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously. "Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked. "I am real," I said. "Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said. "That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?" -<>- As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale. "I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something." she suggested. "I don't have a girlfriend," I answered. "No girlfriend? Why not?" "My wife won't let me." -<>- There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, "There's some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Canada, Sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight, homely women and hockey players up there." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?" -<>- .-. ## ) * _.-+*'`*+-._ ,## _ _ #. ;### ((.;;.)) ##: .=._.; ,-*:;;:*-. *##:._.=, >##; *-')_@@_(`-* ;###< ---------------`****------(o `` o)-----*****'-------------e:l `-""-' A young city boy visiting a dude ranch wanted to be appear macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, isn't that fine-looking bunch of cows over there." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' it's 'herd.'" "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows!" finished the city boy excitedly, "there's a big bunch of 'em right over there." -<>- "Are you all right?" my seatmate on the plane asked, after noticing tears roll down my cheeks. "I'm flying my husband's ashes home for burial," I explained, "and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together." "I know how you feel," she said. "I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last week." -<>- A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus! Why don't you learn how to drive?'" ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" >Do You Know? Why is booze strength classified by the term "proof?" Moonshine used to be a form of barter. To prove its potency, people would mix equal parts liquid with gunpowder and light it afire. That was proof that it was at least fifty percent alcohol. -<>- [t][v][p][1] _.-`''`-._ ,` `. __________________________ | ,._-'''-. | | Ogladalnosc Serialu | | |,-. ,-.| | | "Plebania" wynosi 0,03% | |/' `-| < i nadal zajebiscie rosnie!| \ (_) / `--------------------------' \ ____ / \ `--` / _.--`/'|`-..-'|\''''`-. ,-' / |`._,' / \ \ | / \,/``\/ \ | \ | | '> |\,/| <' ,' \ | `/^)\ |/`\| / / \ / / / \ | | / | \ / / ,``, \ \ / / | \ ' | | \ \ / / |\_ \ / ,| _.' \ | | |__...-'` | \ / / `. | |````` | \ | / ,`') | |\ | | ,` ,/\ | _,:''`, | ---\,,.-'`---------| _/ ,` , \ ,'--gan---------- |_.------''/ /; ,` |/ `' ```''' >Snippets from British News 1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house." (The Daily Telegraph) 2) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News) 3) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) 4) A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, "This sort of thing is all too common". (The Times) 5) At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff. (Aberdeen Evening Express) 6) Mrs Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945. She recalled "He'd aways seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out "Heil Hitler." (Bournemouth Evening Echo) -<>- >A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers: 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction". 2) "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome, not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any." 3) "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now....'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....'". 4) "We are now traveling through Baker Street, as you can see Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that". 5) "Beggars are operating on this train, please do NOT encourage these professional beggars, if you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity, failing that, give it to me." 6) During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced: "Step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentleman...unfortunately towels are not provided". 8) "Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause ....) "Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...." 9) "Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open'. The two are distinct and separate instructions." 10) "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors." 11) "We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door". -<>- ___ /_\_\ |;-^-'| ; ._ d - j :. ,<%@. |-_-| / \ {_ _,l ___/\_ _/\_ \,< ___ <~L~>\. /___\_\'/_/_`-.( `___\ \ - |` /___ \ \|/|po /||_/-___L":--;" L _ \ \ |o|LY| |(n==\^\^''--`-,-_ [-><-]=3 || ^;| |`\ _')>\ /<__/\ |< !c)|o ; |;| "| _' \ \/ /po | |- | | ; ' |,-. |.V \/ |LY | |\__, _L |o : | / \ \||\ |o^ ^| | _|/| / _\__ : / 7 '<|`. | | | / |L/ < /\: | Y \ | \|' | | | |/ /_ | | | | \| A|. | | /| |/|PO| | || | | |V| | | || |<|LY| | || | |,| | |_ | / | | ^^ | | | | | |____| |" | | | | | | | | |#^' |4 \ | | | | | | |,| | |%_| | | |m | A \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / | | \ || | | | | | | / /| |__| || | | l | | |> / / | | \___/|_A_| | | | | / / | | | | || |m1a >FOR THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES: Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all the chores are done. There is only one TV between them. Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive character on cartoons and on all their different video games. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply themselves either while driving or making four lunches. They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. He will need to help each child with their home work every night, pray with them, bathe them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, And each father will be required to know all of the following information: *each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name, and vaccinations. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor. *each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite game, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better. Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment?s notice. 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