Dog For Mayor And Games With Bears... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! 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Thank you Richard! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: ~; Why A Ship Is Called "SHE" ,/|\, ,/' |\ \, ,/' | | \ A ship is called "she" because there ,/' | | | is always a great deal of bustle ,/' |/ | about her; there is usually a gang ,/__________|-----' , of men about' she has a waist and ___.....-----''-----/ stays; it takes a lot of paint to \ / keep her good-looking; it is not ~~-~^~^~`~^~`~^^~^~-^~^~^~ the initial expense that breaks you, jgs-^~^-`~^~-^~^`^~^-^~^` it is the upkeep; she can be all decked out; it takes an experienced man to handle her correctly, and without a man at the helm, she is absolutely uncontrollable. She shows her topsides, hides her bottom and, when coming into port, always heads for the buoys. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ February 24 is National Tortilla Chip Day February 25 is Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt) February 26 is National Pistachio Day February 27 is International Polar Bear Day February 28 is Public Sleeping Day February 29 is National Surf and Turf Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _*_ ....iiooiioo __/_|_\__ [(o)_R_(o)] fe >Car Alarms I was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me. "Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbors." Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to the driveway and jostle his car." -<>- >The Explanation When my daughter was about 9-years-old I became pregnant again. Of course, she wanted to know how it happened, so I gave what I considered an appropriate explanation of the process. She asked, "Did you do that to get me?" I said "yes," and she responded, "And you did it again?" -<>- >Get in Shape This year I decided it was about time for me to get in shape and lose weight. I joined a gym and made an appointment with Walt, a personal trainer. One day I found myself reclining self-consciously on a machine with my feet set to press on a weighted platform. "Do you wear those shoes often?" Walt asked. "They're my best running shoes!" I declared, dodging the question. He scrutinized them closely, then asked, "Are those cobwebs on them?" -<>- >Journal When he received a journal as a gift, my eight-year-old son was mystified. "Mom, what am I supposed to do with this? The pages are blank." "You write down interesting stuff that happens to you," I said. "So it's like a blog on paper." -<>- >Plane Guilt I was flying with my husband and two-month-old daughter to Kansas for a family wedding and met up with my father on a connecting flight. He was sitting in business class and felt guilty because we were in coach. To compensate, Dad made his way to the back of the plane after take off, bringing with him some first-class goodies and taking my fidgety daughter up front with him for a few minutes. Just then, a woman behind me, who had seen the whole thing, leaned forward and asked, "Did you just trade that baby for a couple of packs of pretzels and some cookies?" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) )\ _ .--._ ,' `\_.-~~/' `\ \'_ __ ( _ _ `\ (_) |__|/~ ~~=~\ )_____.---~~ \>\~-./' /' //=== /==( ( /' __\ ( __\) ( /~\( o |_o_( (( ( _____) \\_/ , ) \ `\ ~-.._ / ._)/ \ / `/ \ ./ Ts97 / `~/~' / / '~~-.__./ >PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR "I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide." - John F. Kennedy, addressing complaints that his father's money was buying the primary for him. "My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers." - Jimmy Carter "When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty.'" - Teddy Roosevelt "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." - John Adams "Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." - Bill Clinton "If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln "There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate." - Barack Obama "These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, 'Intelligence Briefing.'" - George W Bush "Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan --- ...TeeHee! Good Ones! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) ,---------------. ( So what seems `---. \ to be your problem? ) ,-----. `-v-----------------' `T(_)(.) ----' | ,--.| _____ o88b8o >-`""'\ (_,-._) | "88P __/ ("")__\______/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' |""| | | `--' /`----'\ The word that came right to mind for me was 'lead'. Although spelled the same, as a verb and noun is pronounced differently, qualifying for both definitions. Give this some thought Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning. A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym. You think English is easy?? I think a retired English teacher was bored...THIS IS GREAT! Read all the way to the end................. This took a lot of work to put together! 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are animal organs. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'? You lovers of the English language might enjoy this. There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.' It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so... it is time to shut UP! Now it's UP to you what you do with this email . . . --- ...Interesting And Amazing! Thanks PatDeE! We hardly think about what we are reading yet pronounce it right! ================================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: It was a typical night at the Presidente Supermarket in Miami until Hector Hechavarria charged into the store, with a sword in hand, and immediately began ranting and yelling threats. "He must be crazy or drunk or something," said one customer. "This man just walked in with a sword in hand and he said he was going to kill everyone," said Miami Officer Kenia Reyes. And it looked like he was going to try to do it, too. In a matter of seconds detectives say Hechavarria nipped one customer's elbow with the blade, then turned his sights on the store security guard Jose Mendoza and managed to injure his head. But Hechavarria soon found out that he had brought a sword to a gun fight. Despite the injury Mendoza still he managed to grab his gun and fired several rounds after warning him to drop the weapon. Even after he was shot, the suspect managed to run outside, where police say he continued to attack the guard, but Mendoza along with another man, were able to subdue him until police arrived. Hechavarria is in serious condition with several gunshot wounds. Police are calling Jose Mendoza a hero. *-- NYC company to open luxury pay restroom service --* NEW YORK - A company in New York City says it is opening an upscale pay restroom for tourists for $8 a day. The service, called Posh Stow and Go, is opening in the Midtown area in June and will feature "clean, safe and soundproof" bathrooms for "the greatest city in the world," the Wall Street Journal's MarketWatch reported. Prices start at $24 for a three-day pass, or $8 a day, plus a $15 annual membership fee. The company said "only a limited number of memberships will be sold so as to provide the best possible experience." A second facility will be opened in Lower Manhattan in the future. "I always found myself in a situation where I needed a restroom ... and I knew I wasn't alone in placing a high value on privacy and cleanliness," said company founder Wayne Parks. *-- Irving, Texas, resident nominates his dog for mayor --* IRVING, Texas - An Irving, Texas, man says he has filed a petition to have his dog listed as a candidate for mayor in the town's May 5 election. Political satirist Mark Howard filed the petition Tuesday on behalf of his terrier, Dylan Westie, KTVT-TV, Dallas/Fort Worth, reported. Howard said he has been hanging out at a local coffee shop listening to Irving residents talk about infighting on the Irving city council. "You have two factions doesn't seem to be getting anything done ... that needs to be done," he said. That's when he decided to nominate his dog for mayor. "If you look at all the cat fighting, what better way to solve a cat fight than get a dog in the mix," said Howard. However, the city said that because Dylan isn't a registered voter, he doesn't qualify to be on the ballot. *-- Students warned not to play games with bears --* INCLINE, Nev. - Students at a college on the Nevada side of Lake Tahoe are being advised not to feed bears, pet them or "spank" them on the butt. Some Sierra Nevada College students in Incline said students on campus have made it a game to "spank" the animals on the rear and other students have been known to pet and feed the bears on campus, the San Francisco Chronicle reported Monday. Ron Stiller, a resident of Incline, said his new group, Bear Smart Tahoe, is aimed at preventing bears from becoming socialized and accustomed to humans. He said the group will encourage people to keep their garbage and bird feeders safe from bears while avoiding direct contact with the animals. Nevada wildlife officials said 14 bears in the Incline area were captured and relocated in October alone, while several others dubbed dangerous were killed. *-- Dead cow, boat motor, clothes iron fished out of Scottish sewers --* EDINBURGH, Scotland - The company responsible for Scotland's sewer system said odd items fished out of sewers during the past year include a boat motor and a dead cow. Scottish Water, the private company responsible for the country's water supply and sewer system, said there were more than 40,000 blockages in drains and sewage treatment works during the past year and the items found to be responsible included an outboard motor from a boat, a working clothes iron, a cow carcass, a fax machine, a live otter, false teeth and pairs of underwear, the Scotsman reported Tuesday. "The waste water drain which runs from your house to the public sewer is usually only about four inches wide, which is less than the diameter of a DVD," said Chris Wallace, director of communications for Scottish Water. "We believe the best way to tackle blocked drains and sewer flooding is to work with our customers to prevent blockages that can clog up the cycle in the first place." ========================================================= .... ,''. : __ \|_.' `: _.----._//_ .' .'.`'-._ .' _/ -._ \)-.----O '._.'.' '--''-'._ '--..--'-` .'.'___ /`'---'. / ,-'` snd _<__.-._))../ /'----'/.'_____:'. \_ : \ ] : '. \___: ACME \\ JOKES TO GO : '. : \\__ : .' :_______________|__]__________: .' .' __ '. :.' .' .' '. '. .' .' '. '. .' .' '. '. _.' .'______________'. '._ [_0______________________0_] >-->From CleanLaffs: A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar, and turned and rushed out of the bar. The bartender picked up the five-dollar bill, folded it care- fully and tucked it in his vest pocket. Just at that moment he looked up at the boss standing in the doorway staring at him. Doing a bit of fast thinking he said, "Hi boss, did you see that fellow just now? Came in here, bought a double martini, gave me a five dollar tip, and rushed out without paying." -<>- Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, the first guy said, "Panty stitcher...I sew the elastic onto women's panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. The second guy was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Diesel fitter is listed as a skilled job, so the clerk gave the second guy $600 a week. When the first guy found out he was furious. He stormed into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled, and diesel fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?!" yelled the panty stitcher. "I sew the elastic and...he pulls on it and says, "Yep, dese'll fit 'er." -<>- An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that her com- puter needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her, "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I'll fix it for you." About ten minutes later she showed up at his door... with the electrical cord in her right hand. -<>- This is a fool proof Best Friend Test. If you don't believe it, just try this- Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? -<>- Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food & fire area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just watching. Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders and they had a great idea! They could sit on top of the boulders and get a better view of their wives working. This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ulti- mately led to television...and later to the remote control. [From Dave Barry.] -<>- Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one. Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and bewildered that she had not received even one request for an interview. Finally she received a message from a prospective employer that explained the reason she hadn't heard from anyone else. It read: "Your resume was not attached as stated. I do, how- ever, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe." ========================================================= >-->From JokeCentral: '! !' '\).-.(/' .) o o (. n (o) n' .-@ =-= @-. / .'=._.='. \ .-' '-.".-' '-. )_ /-._,6,_.-\ _( '. /. " .\ .' '"' ; ; '"' '. .' 6: :6 : : '. .' : : '. .' ! ! : : .-. ! ' ; ' ; " '. .' "^Y$bpgd$P^" "Y$$P' fsc / \ Under-rated Job! One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do." "Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife." -<>- While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide. "Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish this courtyard." "So what's the answer?" my friend asked him when we were out of earshot of the freshmen. The guide replied simply, "One." -<>- Mrs. Johnson the Christian school math teacher was having children do problems on the blackboard. She was constantly trying to incorporate Christian themes in the classroom, but was having trouble making it work for math until she got some unexpected help from a student. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" No one raised their hand. She called on Tommy, and with some help he finally got it right. "Who would like to do the second problem, subtraction?" Students hid their faces. She called on Mark, who got the problem but there was some suspicion his girlfriend Lisa whispered it to him. "Who would like to do the third problem, division?" Now a low collective groan could be heard as everyone looked at nothing in particular. The teacher called on Suzy, who got it right "Who would like to do the last problem, multiplication?" Johnny's hand enthusiastically shot up. It surprised everyone in the room because he had previously been avoiding participation. The teachers finally gained her composure in the stunned silence. "Why the enthusiasm, Johnny?" He said, "The Bible says to go forth and multiply!" -<>- >YOU NEVER KNOW You never know when someone may catch a dream from you. You never know when a little word, or something you may do, May open up a window of the mind that seeks the light. The way you live may not matter at all... but you never know - it might. And just in case it could be that anothr's life through you, Might possibly change for the better with a broader, brighter view. It seems it might be worth a try at pointing the way to the right. Of course, it may not matter at all, but then, again, it might! -author unknown- -<>- A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you." The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!" The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hell... ..that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." -<>- Why did the Cookie go to the hospital? It felt crummy. Why did Piglet stare into the toilet? To look for "Pooh". What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic? Sanka What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. -<>- __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| ejm97 |__________| SENIOR PERSONAL ADS ---------------------------------------------- FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, slim, 5-4 (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. ---------------------------------------------- LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. ---------------------------------------------- SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. ---------------------------------------------- WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. ---------------------------------------------- BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes. ---------------------------------------------- MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together. ---------------------------------------------- MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. 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Love it inside with the driver! Thanks Geniann! Reminds me of these... Lamborghini Aventador http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lambo.html World's Fastest Cars http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fastcars.html -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) She sent us one we have here... Only ONE Job! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/onejob.html --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks Linda! -<>- >From Our Friend Bunni :) 1000 High School Students Sing Star Spangled Banner In Hotel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH6lpFOTxpk --- ...Beautiful! Thanks Bunni! -<>- >From Our Friend KarenF :) 2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Sochi The Opening Ceremony kicked off the start of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia today. The torch was lit after a dazzling display of performance and fireworks. --Leanne Burden Seidel (28 photos total) http://tinyurl.com/mjlwcmc GOSPEL SINGING ON A MOSCOW STREET CAR All passengers were inspired and joined in Singing "Amazing Grace". It was so heartwarming! http://www.youtube.com/embed/s_IHDJQudmo?rel=0 --- ...Cool! Thanks KarenF! -<>- >From Our Friend Melody :) What American accent do you have? http://gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have Dig a hole through the Earth http://tinyurl.com/jwvp7rv --- ...Sweet! Thanks Melody! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) The Best Of Times is a memorable look back at the 1950?s and 1960?s and should be entertaining to watch for anyone that grew up in that era. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDc0ID6PJeg&feature=player_embedded My how things have changed. Very interesting site. http://hollywoodheros.tripod.com/ At first, you'll wonder what all the hype is about. You'll think it's just another slow-dancing mother-son dance. Then about a minute in, your jaw will drop, just like everyone who was at this wedding. You have to see this incredible wedding dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=COVbru7H7YQ The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is a sacred and solemn monument to the many unidentified warriors who fell in service to our country. That's why it really burned me up when I saw people who don't take it seriously. So I literally cheered when this Tomb Guard sentinel takes some disrespectful tourists down a notch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1mzTsCN7mNs --- ...Quite Nice! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "A new study of online dating profiles reveals that women respond 31 percent better to men who use the word 'whom.' Frankly, I don't know whom these men are, or whom they're trying to impress." -Conan O'Brien "Charlie Sheen announced that he is getting married for the fourth time. 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