Don't Forget - It's UFO Day!... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ >-->OoooWEeeee!! oo 8 "} > @ < .8 .-._/| .'_'`')`_.' \| ) / (>'/ |_,_ | (,| .' ,'\| `._/ ) \| '`- -- ''-- --- VK/ejm I'm doing a 'Happy Angel' dance! Why? Because Shangrala has been blessed with another donation from our long time Shangrala Angel, Cloie from NH! May God Bless her richly! She is a loyal supporter contributing to help Keep Shangrala Alive! We sure do thank God for her and all our past most sweet and wonderful angels! 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AND For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND For Google Plus Users: You can find me here... Shangy Bigham https://plus.google.com/106648555948034085752/posts AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This too hot to handle new page is from our friends Linda, Geniann and PatDeE. Some of these are quite astounding! Before this, I'd never seen Mt.Rushmore before it was engraved - have you? I never knew an astronaut left something personal of his when he was on the moon - did you? 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Thank You! :) ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ______________________ |,----.,----.,----.,--.\ || || || || \\ |`----'`----'|----||----\`. [ | -||- __|(| [ ,--. |____||.--. | =-(( `))-----------(( `))== jrei`--' `--' Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my bottom fell asleep!" The other woman turned to her and said, "I know! I heard it snoring!" -<>- A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she had neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to go down to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras. He said, "Ah'l go down raht now." So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop. The saleslady said, "May I help you, sir?" When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras, she asked, "Would you like two Playtex?" He answered, "Ah'd luv ta little lady, but mah wife's a'waitin fur me up in the room." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ July 2 is I Forgot Day and World UFO Day July 3 is Compliment Your Mirror Day, Disobedience Day, Eat Beans Day and Stay out of the Sun Day July 4 Independence Day (U.S.), National Country Music Day and Sidewalk Egg Frying Day July 5 is National Apple Turnover Day, National Bikini Day and Work-a-holics Day July 6 is International Kissing Day and National Fried Chicken Day July 7 Chocolate Day, International Cherry Pit Spitting Day and National Strawberry Sundae Day July 8 is Body Painting Day, National Blueberry Day and Video Games Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: .-=-. ////"\\ .=. ( 6 6 ) //"\\ \ - / (/6 6\) _.) (._ )\ = /(-` `:` `\ _(_ ) ( _)-| : |\ \ (_/ `\_/` \ | : |/ / / (_ @ _) \\_ : _/ / \ \)___(/ / |===|_) \/`"""`\/ | L | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | | | ||| | | | ||| | | | ||| |_|_| jgs / Y \ / T \ `"`"` `"`"` >Jewelry Store As I serviced the alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20% off sale. "I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested. "I don't have a girlfriend," I answered. "No girlfriend?" "No, my wife won't let me." -<>- > Seenager GREAT NEWS!!!!! I just figured it out ... I am a Seenager (Senior teenager)! I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (Social Security). I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license (so far) and my own car. I have an ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store. And I don't have acne. Life is great. -<>- >Dog Temperament Workshop At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine's disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner's face or show concern. Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza. -<>- >Vocation "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" I asked my friend. "He wants to be a garbage man," he replied. "That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age." "Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays." -<>- >How to Mess Up a Job Interview We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights: - "...stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application." - "She wore headphones and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time." - "A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece." - "...asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate." - "... announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office - wiping the ketchup on her sleeve." - "Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm." - "Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions." - "When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office." - "...pulled out a smart phone and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him." - "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much." - "During the interview, an alarm went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview." - "A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: 'Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?' I said, 'I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further.' He promptly responded, 'I am as long as you'll pay me more.' I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer." - "His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume." - "Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one." - "...asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) || || || || || || || || || || ____ || .-' '-. || | | || '-.____.-' || (o)(o) | | ==== / .. )___ | | //##\\ \____ \ '-_ | | -------///||\\\----------\ ___ '.---| |-------- |||||||||| //\// \\`.\'. | | bni |||||||||| =' //'--\\__). '-.____.-' |||||||||| =' =' >SMILES A Polish Scientist working with a frog: He cuts off it's front left leg. Tells it to jump and it jumps. He cuts off it's front right leg. Tells it to jump and it jumps. Cuts off the frog's back left leg. Tells it to jump and it jumps. Finally he cuts off it's back right leg. Tells it to jump but it doesn't jump. Conclusion : After cutting off all legs, Frog loses Hearing. ---------- The husband got out of bed and went into the living room to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the receiver and went back to bed. A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" again and then he said, "Sure is." again. He hung up the receiver and went back to bed. The wife asked who it was. The man said he didn't know. A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the receiver and went back to bed. The wife asked again about the caller. The man said he didn't know who it was. The wife then asked, "Well, what did the person say? He said, "It's odd, a woman just keeps saying, "Long distance from Chicago." ---------- A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?". "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms." ---------- The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that this month's outing was to be at a dairy farm. Most of them had lived in the city all their lives, and had never seen such a thing. The day came, and the ladies filed into the rented bus which whisked them off to their destination. On the way, they watched out the windows as the city squalor turned into lovely, unpolluted countryside. After they arrived, they were greeted by the farmer who invited them to look him up should they have any questions. Myrtle, after looking about, and being amazed by what she saw, stepped into a building and viewed something she thought was quite remarkable. She saw the farmer walk by and hailed him - he sauntered in. "Sir," she inquired, "Why doesn't this cow have any horns?" The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone: "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep' em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse." ------------ I owned a taxi service with my husband William. While sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, William saw that a downpour had left puddles stretching to the curb. Then he heard someone open the back door and get in. When he turned around to ask the destination, William saw the would-be passenger exiting the other door. "Thanks," said the 'passenger,' "I just wanted to get over the water." ---------- A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained. "Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!" ---------- I spent more than two hours in the beauty shop getting my hair permed, cut and styled. Relieved to be done, I went up to the receptionist to pay. "Good afternoon!" she said cheerfully. "And who's your appointment with today?" ---------- The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?" "It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking." ---------- A tourist stopped a local in a village he was visiting and asked, "What is the quickest way to the lake?" The local thought for a while. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the tourist. "I'm driving." "That's the quickest way." --- ...HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: ___ _..--"\ `|`""--.._ .-' \ | `'-. / \_|___...----'`\ |__,,..--""``(_)--..__ | '\ _.--'`.I._ ''--..' `''"`,#JGS/_|_\###,.--'` ,#' _.:`___`:-._'#, #' ,~'-;(oIo);-'~, '# # `~-( | )=~` # # | |_ | # # ; ._. ; # # _..-;|\ - /|;-._ # #-' /_ \\_// _\ '-# /`# ; /__\-'__\; #`\ ; #\.--| |O O |'-./# ; |__#/ \ _;O__O___/ \#__| | #\ [I_[_]__I] /# | \_(# ; |O O ; #)_/ | | | | ; | | | | ; | | | | | | | ; | | | '-.;____..-' | || | |__||__| [__][__] .-'-.||.-'-. (___.' '.___) Vacuum large area rugs at least once a week. But also take them outside three or four times a year for a more thorough cleaning. Drape them over a fence or clothesline and beat them with a broom or tennis racket. A good beating removes much more dust than vacuuming. Take smaller rugs outside for a vigorous shaking every week. ------- Get rid of dishwasher gunk and odors with Kool-Aid. Fill the dishwasher dispenser with a packet of lemonade Kool-Aid or any powdery drink mix that contains citric acid. Run the empty dishwasher for a full normal cycle to remove gunk, lime and rust stains as well as odors. ------- Everyone likes their home to smell good. Candles and room sprays can get very costly especially if you have to buy them multiple times a month. Again, basic items like baking soda can reduce odors in carpets and fabrics. A small pot of cinnamon and vanilla extra simmering on the stove can make the house inviting to visitors. ------- Admittedly, not all things generic taste the same when it comes to prepared foods. But there is so much money to be saved buying the store brand in pantry staples, medications, breakfast cereals, and more. My rule: always go for generic unless you have a super good reason not to. ------- If a recipe calls for chicken or beef broth, make your own by using chicken or beef bouillon cubes or granules. The ratio is 1 cube or 1 heaping teaspoon of granules to 1 cup water. ------- A leaf of lettuce dropped in a pot of soup absorbs grease from the top. ------- The cost of a pre-packaged snack or desert is can way more expensive than if you make it at home. You can make a whole pan of brownies for less than $3 but may pay $2.50 or more for one pre-packaged brownie at a coffee shop. ------- Save your Parmesan rinds (or any hard cheese rind) after you finish off the cheese and store it in a sealed bag in the freezer. It can be used to add intense flavor to broths, soups, and stews by adding it to the simmering liquid for 20 to 30 minutes, ------- Bottled water is one of the biggest money sucks out there. If drinking from the tap is too much to bear, investing in a water filter is a simple and cost-effective alternative. An example from TLC found a family of four throws away more than $3,000 on bottled water per year. With a basic pitcher-style filtration system (about $20 + a new filter every 40 gallons), they would spend just $119. Savings: $2,900. ------- Summer means an increase of dead skin cells so it is important to exfoliate your skin to keep it smooth and silky. You don't need to buy any expensive products to achieve that summer glow; simply use a loafer for a light scrub. Or make your own exfoliation lotion using a handful of oatmeal, milk and yogurt. ------- Our hair suffers a lot during the summer. Constant heat, sun damage and chlorine takes a toll on our hair and can leave it feeling limp and dull. If you're planning on swimming a lot during the summer, it is advisable to use anti-chlorine shampoo and conditioner to help neutralize the chlorine from your hair. If possible, minimize the use of hairdryers, straighteners and other heating products. Towel dry your hair, apply a handful of mouse and revel in beachy summer waves. ------- Keeping your car smelling nice and fresh is simple with this easy tip. A hot car can also mean a smelly car. To get rid of the stench, tape a dryer sheet onto the air conditioning. When you blast the AC, your ride will get a refresher too. Stash a box of dryer sheets under the passenger seat for maximum deodorizing as you travel. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Justice With Judge Jeanine Pirro 6/30/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v7dy5HvRf4 Lou Dobbs Tonight 6/29/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmR5nfaEP74 Gowdy Puts Special Counsel In The Hotseat [VIDEO] https://tinyurl.com/y7ygevex WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Latest From RightAlerts: http://rightalerts.com Latest At FoxNews: http://www.foxnews.com/ Latest From MRC News: https://tinyurl.com/ya6uruck Latest From TrueDailyNews: http://truedaily.news/category/news/ Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Move America Forward http://www.moveamericaforward.org/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: Has anybody ever heard of the Tunguska Event? This is one of the oldest mysteries in the modern world, and it just past its one hundredth birthday. It occurred on this date in 1908 over an isolated area in Siberia known as Tunguska. The aftermath of this event was so catastrophic that an entire forest encompassing hundreds of square miles, tens of thousands of trees and entire herds of animals was instantly destroyed. Tremors were felt for hundreds of miles and an anomalous glow in the sky was observed as late as 10 days afterwards from as far away as England on the other side of the continent! But what was the event? An explosion? Certainly. Caused by what nobody is exactly certain. But one man has a new and controversial theory. Dr. Yuri Labvin, president of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation, insists that an alien spacecraft sacrificed itself to prevent a gigantic meteor from slamming into the planet above Siberia. Most scientists think the blast was caused by a meteorite exploding several miles above the surface. But Labvin thinks quartz slabs with strange markings found at the site are remnants of an alien control panel, which fell to the ground after the UFO slammed into the giant rock. "We don't have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals," Labvin told the Macedonian Inter- national News Agency. "We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space." On the surface it sounds bizarre, but no more off-the-wall than some of the other theories which have been put forward including that it was not a comet at all but an object of an antimatter nature or even a miniature black hole which suddenly appeared in space immediately above the earth. That sounds plausible. If you're interested there are plenty of photographs of the destruction to be found on the Internet. Just search Tunguska Event. And with that brewing in your brains let's get on with some more current bizarre stories. -<>- If you're dating the daughter of a plumber, or an accountant, or an insurance salesman, you don't have to worry too much about her father's approval. He may not like you, but what is he going to do about it? But if your girlfriend's father is a police officer, you might want to make an extra effort to make a good impression, because if you don't something like this might happen to you. According to police in Ohio, officer John Kovach did not like his daughter's boyfriend, Makai Coleman. Kovach tracked the computer of his daughter, Katlyn, 18, to a friend's home and drove to the area. There he spotted his daughter's boyfriend in a car with a female passenger in the front seat. What he did not realize was that his daughter was also in the car in the back seat. The officer threatened to take Coleman to jail without giving a reason as to why that should happen. He then ordered the man to get into his patrol car. When Kovach threatened to issue a fine to the front passenger for not wearing a seat belt, the girl's mother confronted the officer. She accused him of lying about the seatbelt and threatened to call 911. The woman told officer Kovach that maybe his daughter was the one not wearing the seatbelt. That is when Kovach realized his daughter was in the car and he ordered her to get out of the vehicle. She confronted her father about him using his badge and uniform to intimidate her and her friends. Kovach ordered his daughter to get into the patrol car so he can take her home, but she refused. The officer's camera recorded his daughter saying that he couldn't take her because she was 18. As she was seen getting into the car, Katlyn was then heard screaming: "Daddy, why are you pushing me? Why are you doing this?" The daughter allegedly reported the incident to police. An internal investigation by the Lorain police department discovered that the traffic stop was not justified and that it violated the department's rules of conduct throughout the incident. As a result, the 26-year veteran officer was fired from his job. Kovach now appealed his dismissal. *--------- Fool Me Once, Fool Me Twice ---------* A bank robber who was desperate for cash was fooled into getting himself caught. Police in Ohio said that a quick- thinking bank teller convinced an armed robber to hand over his driver's license. The man entered a Huntington Bank in Columbus and gave a note to the teller, saying he was armed, demanding money. The woman gave the suspect a stack of cash, but he was not happy. He wanted more. The suspect asked the bank teller to open the teller cash recycler and hand over the money. The bank teller told the suspect that the machine needed a driver's license to dispense cash. The suspect complied and handed over his own driver's license. After the man left, the bank teller called the police and handed over the license. Police arrested 51-year-old David Menser. He was charged with aggravated robbery and threats with a deadly weapon. *----- Hot Hobby Leaves Man With Hot Foot ------* A Wisconsin man who apparently didn't know he can get free pictures of naked women on the Internet suffered burns and an injury to his foot when a camera he was using to shoot videos up women's skirts exploded. He was testing the camera at home when it flared up, preventing him from obtaining any illicit footage. The 32-year-old man decided to turn himself into police after conferring with a clergyman about what had happened. "He said he had purchased a shoe camera that he intended to use to take upskirt videos of females, but the camera battery exploded prior to obtaining any video," police chief Mike Koval wrote in his daily report. He wasn't arrested because he hadn't taken any videos, according to police. *---- Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Florida Man! ----* A Florida man rode on the state's busiest highway while clinging onto the hood of a car. In video of the incident recorded by Daniel Midah, who was driving next to the open- air passenger, the man is lying on the hood of the car, which was going around 70 mph. He holds on with one hand and talks on his cell phone with his other hand. Midah reported that he believed the man was talking on the phone with the woman driving the car. "He didn't even look like he was freaked out by what was going on, but I was freaking out," Midah said, adding: "All I was thinking is, this guy is going to slide off and hit me, or, if anything, he is going to slide down and she is going to hit him, and then she is going to crash into somebody else." Neither the man on the hood or the woman in the car have been identified. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: . | . \ | / `. \ ' / .' `. .-*""*-. .' "*-._ /.*" "*.\ _.-*" : ; ____ """"': .. ; _.-*" \ `.__.' / "*-._ .' `-.__.-' `. bug .' / . \ `. / | \ ' | ` It was so hot over the weekend. That got my brain cookin', in more ways than one. I come up with a few clever ways to keep cool and avoid all of the fun that comes from practically bursting into flames, which wouldn't be fun...unless you're the Human Torch. 1. Fill your bathtub up with ice cubes and frost from the freezer, jump in, and play 'Defrosting Caveman.' 2. Cover your naked body in ice cream sandwiches. (Simple, Delicious, and, in many instances, Sexy! Mostly scrumptious.) 3. Spend a little time in a meat locker and if anybody asks you what you're doing there just ask them, "Where's the Beef?" or just start punching the sides of beef like Rocky. (Great for keeping cool and getting into shape.) All great ideas, according to me, I've been out in the sun a lot. Just beat the heat and stay cool...why am I so sweaty? -<>- >Where Are Your Glasses? A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses." "Well, I have contacts," the woman replied. "Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer. "You're getting a ticket!" -<>- >Gotta Light? There are three guys in a boat with four cigarettes. They have no matches or anything and were trying to come up with a way to smoke their cigarettes. "I got it!" said the one guy as he threw one of his cigarettes overboard. "Why did you do that?" yelled his buddy. To which he replied, "To make the boat a little lighter." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player? A: A pinch hitter. Q: How do you turn a stallion into a pig? A: You marry him. Q: Where did the hamburger take his date? A: To the meat ball! Q: Why was Cinderella not good at football? A: Because she had a pumpkin as a coach. Q: Did you hear about the comedian owl? A: He was a real hoot. Q: What did the dryer say to the washer? A: Let's go for a spin! Q: What's the first thing you know? A: Ol' Jed's a millionaire. Q: What do you say when you tickle a rich girl? A: "Gucci Gucci Gucci!" ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ///"\ |6 6| \ - / .@@@. __) (__ @6 6@/ \./ \ @ = @ : : : \ _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response. Here are some of the replies: 1. Who the hell is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you? 4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What the hell did you do now? 7. You're kidding, right? 8. Don't beat about the bush; just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. (my favorite) 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she? -<>- A guy from Brooklyn was in Hong Kong. While passing through a Jewish neighborhood he was surprised to see a synagogue. He went in and sure enough, he saw a Chinese rabbi and a Chinese congregation. The service was touching. As the service ended, the rabbi stood at the door greeting his congregants. When our Brooklyn friend came up, the Chinese rabbi said, "You're a Jew?" "Yes, I'm Jewish," replied the Brooklynite. "Funny," said the Chinese rabbi. "You don't look it." -<>- A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist's office and declares, "Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!" The hypnotherapist shakes his head and says. "Not again..." -<>- A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. The man quickly answered. "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack." -<>- At an art gallery, a woman and her 10 year old son were having a tough time choosing between two paintings. They finally chose and went with the autumn themed one. "I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one," said the gallery owner, who happened to be nearby and witnessed the mother-son interaction. "No," said the boy. "This painting is wider, so it'll cover the three holes I put in the wall." -<>- A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, the happier they are. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, "How many people here make love 2 to 3 times a week?" Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. "How about once a week?" A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. "Once a month?" A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, "OK, how about once a year?" One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked as this lone aberration disproves his theory. "If you make love only once a year," he asks, "what are you so happy about?" The man yells, "Today's the day!" ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: .----. ===(_)== THIS WONT HURT A BIT... // 6 6 \\ / ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` >Doctor's Reports 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. 3. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993. 4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 5. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 6. Healthy appearing decrepit 99 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 7. The patient refused an autopsy. 8. The patient has no past history of suicides. 9. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. 10. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive. 17. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our Car for physical therapy. 20. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. 21. Skin: Somewhat pale but present. 22. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. 23. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. -<>- _____ .---...-. ,' -. `. ,' _____...' / - _ - \ : .' _ _ \\ : ' _)' : | :-(_).(_):: (_ ;) | | -' || \ _ / ; | _ || `..___..' `-'..____.'`' ;._: _; :_ / \ SSt ,' `' `. 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