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>-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
This flaming hot new page is from our friends Linda and
GloriaB. It just might leave you wishing you had learned
some of these great life lessons a long time ago. Be sure
to give it a few moments of your time and check it out:
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Life Hacks
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lifehacks.html
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...WoW! Great resource! Thanks Ladies!
This smoking hot new page is from our friends LouiseAu, Cloie
and Velma. It is sure to give you some smiles and a few
chuckles if you happen to be Conservative minded politically.
Be sure to give this some of your time and check out the cool
videos here as well...
Trump VS Biden
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/trumpvsbiden.html
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...TeeHee! A fun one! Thanks Ladies!
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>Not So Long Ago...
A window was a pane of glass you always had to clean.
And a hacker had a lousy swing and could never hit the green.
Meg was the name of a girlfriend and a Gig was played on stage.
Memory was what our elders lost in their golden age.
An application was for employment and a program was a show.
A cursor used to cuss a lot and mail didn't seem that slow.
A CD was for money in a long term bank account.
And if you had a floppy you hoped that nobody ever found out.
Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did
to a file. And if you unzipped in public you'd be in jail a while.
A keyboard was on a piano, a hard drive was down a long road.
A mouse pad was where Mighty Mouse lived and a backup involved
a commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife, paste you did with glue.
A web was what a spider wove and a virus meant the flu.
Nobody gets killed in a computer crash but some would've rather
been dead, I guess I'll stick to pen and paper and the memory
still in my head.
If I could ever go back in time and start all over again, I'd
make sure that I grew up as Bill Gate's closest friend.
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An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow
beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two
remarkable grandchildren.
Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her.
"Tell me, how old are your grandsons?"
The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, "The doctor is
four and the lawyer is six."
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
September 28 is Ask a Stupid Question Day, National Good Neighbor
Day and National Public Lands Day
September 29 is Confucius Day
September 30 is National Mud Pack Day
October 1 is Chinese Moon Festival, International Coffee Day,
International Day for the Elderly, National Homemade Cookies Day
and World Vegetarian Day
October 2 is National Custodial Worker Day, Name Your Car Day,
World Farm Animals Day and World Smile Day
October 3 is International Frugal Fun Day, National Boyfriends Day,
Techies Day, Virus Appreciation Day and World Card Making Day
October 4 is National Golf Day, National Frappe Day and Oktoberfest
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>Miracle House
My engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our new
house was being built, he would leave notes for the workmen, politely
calling their attention to mistakes or oversights.
Two weeks before we were to move in, the floors still were not
finished, the bathrooms not tiled, nor were necessary fixtures
installed. I was sure that the work would never be completed in
time. However, on moving day, we found that the house was ready to
receive us.
Curious as to how this miracle had been accomplished, I went and
checked where my husband always left his notes for the workmen.
Posted prominently on the living room wall was my husband's last
note: "After January 15, all work will be supervised by 5
children."
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>Clean Bathroom?
Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to
clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children. After
I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "Please
leave the bathroom as you found it."
I noticed the bathroom was in the usual mess after my son used it, so
I called, "Brian, how did you find the bathroom?"
After a brief pause, he replied, "Straight down the hall, first door
on the right."
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>Colorful Language
My husband was constantly working on our defective washing machine,
and his language was often colorful. One day our daughter returned
home from a movie, and we asked if she had learned anything from it.
"Only a lot of four-letter words," she told us, "that until now I
always thought were parts of our washing machine."
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>Too Late!
The program manager couldn't grasp the idea of gathering requirements
at the start of a project. "At a project kickoff meeting, which he
had neglected to actually invite the customer to, we had a lot of
discussion around what the software we were creating was supposed to
do," says a programmer on the team. "I suggested putting together a
requirements teleconference with the customer to clarify their ideas
and goals." PM's response? "I was told we were already behind
schedule and didn't have time to meet with the customer."
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>Illegal Turn
A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn
at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
It's okay, Dad" the boy said. "The police car right behind us did
the same thing."
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>-->Happy Ask A Stupid Question Day! :)
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>Dumbest Online Questions
Is there really a bacon shortage predicted for 2021?
Best Halloween costume ever made from beer cans?
Are there plans to make The People of WalMart a reality show,
and if so, how can I be a contestant?
Do inflatable dolls count as passengers in the HOV (High Occupancy
Vehicle) lane?
Which smells worse, dog, cat or human urine?
Where do lost socks go when they go missing?
What kind of pigs eat people?
What are the best investment opportunities in Nigeria?
How long does it take to drown an ant?
What are the 10 stupidest baby names?
What do dead rats smell like?
Can cow saliva cure baldness?
What is the medical term for when all of your arteries and
veins are totally clogged with fat?
What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?
How many people have dropped their cell phone in the toilet?
Should I tell my parents I’m adopted?
Do midgets have night vision?
Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9?
Did NASA invent thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
Help! I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven’t pooped it out!?!
How big is the specific ocean?
How am I sure I’m the real mom of my kid?
Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?
Wtf is obamas last name? Does anyone know?
How far of a drive is it from Miami to Florida?
What does a quarter till 4 mean? like, why is it called that?!
cause a quarter is worth 25 cents, so why is it 15 min?!
I’m so lost! Isn’t NFL just for the U.S?! How does New England
have a team??????
Is african a religion?
Can your baby get preganent if you have s%x while preganent?
At what age does a boy period start?
Why doesn’t the Earth fall down?
If batman parents are died, then how was he born?
Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?
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...Here's one from our friend LouiseAu :)
Q: What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! I do love silly elephant jokes - here's
more of them for you here:
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A blonde pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car,
opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds
of intelligent thinking, she takes the dipstick in her hand and,
raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant.
"Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"
"May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"
"Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"
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A blonde goes over to visit one of her friends.
While she is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily.
Her friend tells her to spend the night at her house and go home
the next day.
When she hears this, the blonde rushes out the door and comes a
while later totally drenched and carrying a small shopping bag.
So her friend asks "Where did you run off too?"
"I went home to get my pajamas!"
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A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?"
"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on granddad's lap she says, "Grandpa, can you
make a sound like a frog?"
"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like
a frog."
The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please please MAKE a sound
like a frog?"
Perplexed, her granddad says, "Sweet heart, why do you want me
to make a sound like a frog?"
And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when you
croak, we're going to Florida!"
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A drunk man who smelled like gin sat down on a subway seat next
to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the
man turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes
arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked
women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath."
"Well, I'll be darned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope
does."
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The old man approached a young stranger in the post office and
asked, "Sir, would you address this postcard for me?"
The man gladly did so, and then offered to write a short note for
the old fellow.
Finally the stranger asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do
for you?"
The old man thought a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could
you add, Please excuse the sloppy handwriting.
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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the
grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who
asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this
street a couple blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor
in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll
show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on; you
don't even know the way to the post office."
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After 50 years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger
sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve to ask his
mother if he was adopted.
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly.
"but it didn't work out and they brought you back."
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The woman said to her beautician as she sat down for her
appointment, "When you're finished with me, will my husband
think I'm beautiful?"
"Maybe," replied beautician, "does he still drink a lot?"
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Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy
was eyeing my two adopted children curiously.
They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian,
while my daughter has shiny black Haitian hair.
The boy continued staring as he carried our groceries to the
car. Finally, he asked. "Those your kids?"
"Yes, they are!" I answered proudly.
"They adopted?" he asked.
"Yes," I replied.
"I thought so," he concluded. "I figured you're too old to
have kids that small."
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Blanche: Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you
out on your ear!
Herb: Does it upset you that much?
Blanche: Not just me, the entire congregation.
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1. The Jewish Elbow
2. The Italian Grandfather
3. The Irish Blonde
#1. The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson
who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment
301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow,
push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator
is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you
get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these
buttons with my elbow?
"What?!? You're coming empty handed?"
#2. Wise Italian Grandfather
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down
through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my
chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me
your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,
you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and
maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna
bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you
watch and say, 'times up' "?
#3. Irish Blonde
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars
in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked
up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
.... but all men...are men!
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>Global Facts About S%x
At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having it - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having it.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.
You hang in there, sunshine!
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>[Politics]
A cowboy attends a social function where Nancy Pelosi is trying
to gather support for her rhetoric. Once she discovers the cowboy
supports the current President, she starts to belittle him by
talking in a southern drawl & single-syllable words.
As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were
buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some
problem with them circle flies?"
Nancy stopped talking & said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're
called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around
ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost
always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Nancy replies as she goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later she stops & bluntly asks, "Are you calling
me a horse's ass?"
"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for
the citizens of this country to call a Congresswoman a horse's
ass."
"That's a good thing," Nancy responds & begins rambling on once
more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best western drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies, though."
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...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu!
It is especially funny because the last couple of times Biden
was speaking he was batting at bugs around his head.
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>Body Hacks to improve your everyday life.
You can not only 'hack' the chores in your daily life to
make them easier, you can also hack your body to help make
it work the way you want it to.
We may control a lot of what our body does, but sometimes
it rebels - whether its swallowing pills or boosting your
confidence. Here are a few body hacks that give the power
back to you.
Easily Swallow Stubborn Pills
If you aren't very good at swallowing pills, you can try
this trick to get them down: tilt your head forward instead
of backward once its in your mouth. The capsule should
float to the back of your throat, where you can swallow it
easily.
Cool Off Quickly
When your body feels like its going to overheat, you can
lower your body temperature quickly using one of your
body's quick cooling spots, like your wrist or the back
of your knee. Running some water over these pulse points
(or, even better, wrapping them in a wet bandana) can
help cool down your entire body in a flash.
Strike a high-power pose to boost your confidence
We tend to think that if we feel confident, our demeanour
will automatically become confident, but research shows
that the opposite is true as well! If you strike a
confident, high-power pose, like feet spread and hands on
your hips, it causes your brain to stimulate testosterone,
which will actually make you more confident.
Refresh quickly with a 'coffee nap.'
You can get an extra burst of energy by consuming caffeine
and taking a quick nap. Here's the deal: Caffeine fits into
your brain's adenosine receptors. Adenosine naturally
accumulates during normal brain activity and makes you feel
tired, and when caffeine fills some of those receptors,
you're less capable of getting drowsy. Sleeping, on the
other hand, naturally clears out adenosine. Drink a cup of
coffee, then nap for 20 minutes, and your body will clear
out some adenosine just as the caffeine makes its way to
your brain. Sleep longer, though, and the effect won't work
as well, since you'll enter the deeper stages of sleep
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Essential oils are used for aromatherapy, topical
application, and household use. I use oils all the time.
I'm going to share with you my favorite ways to use some
of the most popular scents.
* Lemongrass
Lemongrass oil has a strong lemony scent with earthy
undertones. It is light, refreshing, relaxing, and
balancing.
Foot bath: For soothing sore feet after a long day at
work or an adventurous hike, add 5-8 drops of lemongrass
oil to a large bowl or container of warm water that you
can comfortably place your feet in. I also add 2 tbsp. of
Epsom Salts if my feet are really aching.
* Peppermint
Eliminates Headaches: Yep, it sure does! I will usually
rub a tiny dab on my temple and let the oil do its work!
BUT REMEMBER you will want to dilute the peppermint oil
with a carrier oil, like coconut oil, and apply to temples.
* Sweet Orange
I LOVE the scent of this oil. I use this oil two ways...
I will add about 4 drops to my diffuser and my cleaning
days to help improve my mood and give me some energy.
When you feel anxious or depressed, the anti-depressive
and anxiolytic properties of orange essential oil can act
as an instant pick-me-up.
ALSO, since I love the scent so much I like to add this
to my kitchen cleaner. Which if you read my handy hints
you know I don't like using cleaners that you buy at the
store - NOT IN MY KITCHEN - not where I cook and prep my
food. So, I use a spray bottle (size doesn't matter) 1/2
vinegar and 1/2 water. But I add a few drops of sweet
orange oil to give it a more pleasing scent than just
vinegar. Try it you'll love it!
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For those of you who don't pay attention to this kind of
thing, September 22 was the first day of fall. That means
colder weather is right around the corner, and pretty soon
we'll be lighting up those fireplaces and backyard fire pits.
If you have ever struggled to start a fire with newspaper
or dry leaves, try these Do-It-Yourself firestarters.
They're cheap, use recycled materials, and best of all
they work. So before you grab the lighter fluid; try one
of these!
* Wine Cork Fire Starters
Fill a mason jar with wine corks and rubbing alcohol, and
let the corks soak. The corks will burn ok in a couple
days, but for best results, soak them for a week. Be sure
the corks are natural, not synthetic.
* DIY Lint Fire Starter Log
To properly build a fire, you need to have tinder (easy-
lighting material), kindling (finger-size sticks) and fuel
(logs). We all have a readily available supply of tinder:
dryer lint! To make fire starters, I stuff empty toilet
paper tubes with dryer lint. My dryer lint "logs" light
quickly and easily burn long enough to light up the
kindling. And I don't have to resort to lighter fluid!
* Cotton Balls in Petroleum Jelly
This one surprised me because I didn't know that vaseline
is actually highly flammable. And instead of preparing
these ahead of time, you can just as easily toss cotton
balls and vaseline into a ziplock bag and make them when
the time comes.
Grab one cotton ball at a time and use your hands to
thoroughly work the vaseline into it. If preparing them
ahead of time, you'll want to keep them in a ziplock bag
or other airtight container to ensure the petroleum jelly
doesn't dry out.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Jeanine Pirro (9-26-2020) - BitChute
https://www.bitchute.com/video/IGsXnytp57bz/
32 Shot this Weekend in Gun Control Chicago / Trump: Anti-Catholic
Criticism of Barrett is Disgraceful / Dem Insider Claims Anti-Trump
Postal Workers Are Tossing Ballots in Trump Areas / Texas Announces
134 Indictments for Mail-In Voter Fraud / Did the IRS Set a Trap
for Bitcoin Users? /BLM Supporter Plows Car into Trump Rally
https://reliablenewsnow.com/
Hunter Biden and Chris Heinz got $3.4 million from Russia while
dads were VP, Secretary of State under Obama / Gaetz calls for
criminal probe of Bloomberg for paying $20 million to ex-cons
who support Biden / DOJ says tells Nadler ‘no’ to new testimony
after rude treatment of AG Barr by committee / More proof emerges
of Biden’s flip-flopping on SCOTUS vacancies
https://theusawire.com/category/politics/
New Shocking Revelation from FBI Agent Who Found Hillary
Emails on Weiner Laptop / California Gov. Gavin Newsom Attacks
The Poor and Middle Class With Shocking...
https://deepstatejournal.com/
Black Lives Matter Just Got Caught Partnering With One American
Enemy - The founders of Black Lives Matter have openly admitted
they’re “trained Marxists” and that their goal is to dismantle
capitalism.
https://tinyurl.com/yy6r39m4
William Barr Called Out Cities For The Anti-American Thing
They’re Doing
https://survivalinstitute.com/
JOE BIDEN CALLED FOR CHRISTIANS TO BE ADDED TO TERROR WATCH LIST!
https://tinyurl.com/y4dgk44b
Florida PATRIOTS Have Just Done Something That Will Have Sleepy
Joe CRYING IN HIS BASEMENT! / Report Reveals The Source Of Fake
Trump Dossier Was RUSSIAN AGENT! / MORE
http://2020conservative.com/
Biden Handlers BREAK SILENCE After Leaked Photos Catch Him with
Teleprompter – NO ONE Believes Them... There is now video from
several campaign events showing Joe Biden using a teleprompter
to read his responses to questions asked by the corrupt media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pTm6_3lX3A
Chicago Mayor’s ‘Census Cowboy’ Charged With Animal Cruelty
After Killing His Horse in a Social Justice Stunt / Action Update:
Rand Paul Confronts Dr. Fauci / Grover Norquist: Biden Is Lying,
Here Is His Record on Taxes / Project Veritas Exposes Election
Fraud Allegedly Linked to Ilhan Omar
https://americanactionnews.com/
Westwing News: The Importance of Amy Coney Barrett
https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/
WhiteHouseNews: BREAKING: President Trump just unveiled his
America First Healthcare Plan - The America First plan has
three goals: more choice, lower costs, and better care. It
includes protections for pre-existing conditions, measures to
stop surprise medical bills, and rules to guarantee price
transparency so patients aren’t left completely in the dark.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Trump Woman Daily: Ivanka Trump, Mike Pence campaign in Minnesota
https://tinyurl.com/y69p884c
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
Students For Life
https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6
Latest From OperationRescue:
http://www.operationrescue.org/
Latest Product Alert:
http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text
Latest Health Alert:
http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text
Click to Give Free
https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2
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>From BizarreNews:
If you want to connect with the 'black male demographic'
where do you go? If you're in Atlanta you go to the strip
clubs. At least that is the thinking of certain left-
leaning activists who recently released a PSA featuring
twerking Atlanta strippers telling Black people to "get
your booty to the polls" and vote in the upcoming election.
Producer Paul Fox and director Angela Gomes raised over
$12,000 for the ad through a GoFundMe campaign titled,
"Angela and Paul want black people to vote."
On the group's website, they say their entire crew is
"dedicated to the message and idea of increasing the voter
turn-out amongst the black male demographic."
"We hope that our passionate message becomes your reality
when you take your booty to the poll and vote this
election cycle."
The ad tries to appeal to Black men by telling them that
voting for leftist district attorneys can help prevent
them from getting "locked up on some bulls**t" when they
commit crimes.
"A district attorney decides who to prosecute," the
strippers say in the ad. "Do you know who elects the DA?
We do!"
"You can't make it rain if you locked up on some bulls**t!"
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Police in Britain responded to an early morning call from
a man who became trapped in a pair of handcuffs in an
apparent case of romance gone awry.
The Greater Manchester Police's Rochdale station said
officers responded to a home at 4:30 a.m. Friday to help
a couple having difficulty with a pair of handcuffs.
"Male phoned requesting help as his girlfriend had locked
him in some handcuffs and they couldn't now find the key,"
the department's tweet said. "Wanted police as he feared
the fire brigade would cut them and they were expensive."
Police said the man was "released" from the cuffs, but the
department did not say whether the expensive restraints
were damaged in the rescue.
*--- Workers Build 'Man Cave' In Grand Central Station ---*
At least three MTA employees converted a storage room at New
York's Grand Central Terminal as a 'man cave,' according to
an internal investigation. According to the Office of the
MTA Inspector General, the room had a futon couch, large
flat-screen television with streaming capabilities, a
refrigerator, microwave, air conditioning, workout equipment
and more. "Many a New Yorker has fantasized about kicking
back with a cold beer in a prime piece of Manhattan real
estate - especially one this close to good transportation,"
said MTA Inspector General Carolyn Pokorny. "But few would
have the chutzpah to commandeer a secret room beneath Grand
Central Terminal and make it their very own man-cave,
sustained with MTA resources, and maintained at our riders'
expense." Investigators say an MTA wireman, carpenter and
electrician assembled the equipment in the room. They have
been suspended without pay while facing disciplinary charges.
*--- Cowboy arrested in Chicago ---*
A Chicago cowboy who recently made appearances with Mayor
Lori Lightfoot to promote the U.S. Census was arrested
when he rode his horse onto a busy highway. Adam
Hollingsworth, aka the Dreadhead Cowboy, was arrested by
Illinois State Police when he rode his horse onto the Dan
Ryan Expressway to support the "Kids Lives Matter"
movement, which aims to raise awareness of the need to
fill out the U.S. Census. "Until we focus on Kids lives
matter this gone keep happening," Hollingsworth wrote on
Facebook before the protest. The cowboy was arrested and
his horse was loaded onto a Chicago Police Mounted Patrol
Trailer and taken to Animal Care and Control.
Hollingsworth is facing charges including reckless
conduct, disobeying a police officer and trespassing on
the expressway.
*--- Rare Pond Dolphin Rescued after hurricane ---*
Marine rescuers in Texas shared video from the rescue of a
dolphin that was stranded in a pond 9 miles inland by a
storm surge from Hurricane Laura. The rescuers found the
dolphin was stranded with no access to open water. Rescuers
said the mammal was apparently stranded during a storm
surge from Hurricane Laura. The teams said the dolphin was
given a physical examination and found to be in good health
before being transported to the Gulf of Mexico. "This was a
multi-day and multi-organizational effort to rescue,
transport, and release this bottlenose dolphin," Gabriella
Harlamert, the Audubon Marine Mammal and Sea Turtle
Stranding, Rescue, and Rehab Coordinator, told local news.
"All these agencies came together for the common goal of
making a positive impact on the natural world."
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...I found the sweet video here for you...
https://tinyurl.com/y2d7wjhe
*--- Japan Takes the Lead in Giant Robot Tech ---*
The world's largest robot - a giant Gundam that towers 60
feet above Japan's Port of Yokohama - has been under
construction since January. Now, the beastly bot is finally
ready to stretch its legs. Inspired by the fictional
Japanese robot of the same name - this Gundam features a
staggering 24 degrees of freedom. That means the robot can
pick up its legs to walk, bend its knees, turn its head,
and contort its fingers to mime hand signals. People in
Japan have caught and shared a few glimpses of the
engineering marvel. Considering the Gundam weighs about
25 tons, it's pretty insane to watch it raise both arms in
the air and pick itself back up after kneeling. Those
efficiencies are thanks to precise engineering and design
work, as outlined in a series of YouTube videos. In one
installment, the engineers give a tour of where they
designed, built, and assembled the Gundam. The videos are
a great way to really contextualize the size of this
monster; from the metal fingertip to where the wrist will
connect, for example, the hand is about 6.5 feet wide.
---
...Learn more about this cool bot here...
Japan's 60-Foot-Tall Gundam Robot Is Now Walking and Wreaking Havoc
https://tinyurl.com/y32bnn64
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Holdup man: "Stick 'em up or else."
Victim: "Or else what?"
Holdup man: "Don't confuse me - this is my first job."
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>Aren't You Hungry?
A rabbit and a lion come into a bar together and order martinis.
The bartender puts out a bowl of peanuts, a bowl of popcorn, and
a bowl of pretzels, which the rabbit begins eating. The lion just
sips his martini.
"What's the matter?" asks the bartender of the lion. "Aren't you
hungry?"
"Don't be silly," the rabbit answers. "If he were hungry, do you
think I'd be sitting here?"
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Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data.
Q: What does a dog do that a man steps in?
A: Pants.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
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A: They egg them on!
Q: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
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Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
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The Wolf Man comes home one evening from a long day at
the office. "How was work today, dear?" his wife asks.
"Honey, please! I don't want to talk about work right now!"
he shouts.
"Okay. Would you like me to fix you something to eat? Or
how about a drink?" she asks oh so nicely.
"Listen," he shouts again, "I'm not hungry, I'm not thirsty!
Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and
just do my own thing without you forcing food down my
throat? huh?"
At that very moment, the wolf man started growling, and
throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage. Looking
out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to
herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
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Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather
forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked, "Hey,
how come you look like the whole world caved in?"
The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an
uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars."
"I'm sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck
for you, eh?"
"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin
I never knew kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand,
free and clear."
"Well, you can't be disappointed with that!"
"Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited
almost one hundred thousand dollars."
"Incredible... so how come you look so glum?"
"Well, this week... nothing!"
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Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on
the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for
a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case.
The first judge took the bench while the second stood at
the defendant's table, and admitted his guilt. The sentencing
judge immediately suspended both the fine and costs.
They switched places. The second judge admitted that he was
speeding, too. Thereupon the first judge immediately fined
him $250 and ordered him to pay court costs.
The second judge was furious. "I suspended your fine and
costs, but you threw the book at me!" he fumed. The first
judge looked at him and replied, "This is the second such
case we've had in here today. Someone has to get tough about
all this speeding!"
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Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist
and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with
petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white
gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on,
my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing
a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie
and put it on. "What are you doing?" I asked.
"Well" he replied, "if you are going to be formal. So am I."
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While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter,
I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me.
As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain to get
them to calm down.
Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent
asked her, "Have any of the items you plan to take with you
on this flight been out of your immediate control since your
arrival at the airport?"
The young mother replied honestly, "The luggage, no; the
children, yes."
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Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of
the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats
backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because
it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and
caterpillers.
The process of turning steam back into water again is
called conversation.
The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in
a test tube.
Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what
you are talking about.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against
insects.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them
and makes them perspire.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it
can hold.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an
obscene triangle.
When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a
glacier.
For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it
gently back and forth.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the
nose.
For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the
patient is dead.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon
monoxide.
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>-->From AndyChaps:
>Quotes:
"The darkest nights bring the brightest days."
~~- Rick Beneteau
"If you train your mind to search for the positive things
about other people, you will be surprised at how many good
things you can observe in them and comment upon."
~~- Alan Loy Mcginnis
"Like taking a morning shower, make the planting of
positive thoughts a daily practice." -- Neil Eskelin
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right. You'll be
criticized anyway." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
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What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? To hold
cows together.
You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel line from the short, BRATS
Those nicotine patches seem to work really well, but
I heard that's it's kinda hard to keep em' lit.
For people who like peace and quiet - a phoneless cord.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free
speech demand to be heard!"
"A plastic surgeon's office is the only place where no one
gets offended when you pick your nose!"
"You can be on the right track and still get hit by
a train!"
"A wedding ring is like a tourniquet -- it cuts off
your circulation!"
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most do."
Dale Carnegie (1888-1955)
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>Voice from Above
Because our former small-town parish was not a
wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on parishioners
for upkeep and maintenance of the church. Once he
asked my husband, Sam, to rewire the confessionals.
The only way to reach the wiring was to enter the attic
above the altar and crawl over the ceiling by balancing
on the rafters. Concerned for my husband's safety, I waited
in a pew. Unbeknownst to me, some parishioners were
congregating in the vestibule. They paid little attention to me,
probably assuming I was praying. Worried about my husband,
I looked up toward the ceiling and yelled, "Sam, Sam -- are you
up there? Did you make it okay?" There was quite an outburst
from the vestibule when Sam's hearty voice echoed down,
"Yes, I made it up here just fine!"
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>Camouflage
Last Halloween a civilian friend had me pick up his
son from day care on the way home from my base.
Signing him out, I felt something press against my back.
I turned to see him painting on my camouflage uniform.
"What are you doing?" I cried.
"I like your tree costume," the boy replied innocently,
"but you need some red and yellow leaves."
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"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.
The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five
dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who
always examined her chequebook, should learn of the incident.
Then inspiration struck and she marked the check stub, "One
pullover, $25."
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>Not As Dumb As He Looks
A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the
farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato,"
said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging
on the vine.
"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."
The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two
pennies for that one?"
"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."
"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the
farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."
-<>-
>Tip Revenge
A man finds his seat in the theater, but it's too far from the
stage.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery and I have to watch
a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a
handsome tip."
The usher moves him to the second row, and the man hands the
usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter and then leans over and whispers,
"The wife did it."
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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
(Gene Hill)
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you
in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark
violently at nothing right in your ear." (Dave Barry)
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside
of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down." (Robert Benchley)
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their whole lives." (Sue Murphy)
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." (Rita Rudner)
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." (Robert A. Heinlein)
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that
will ignore him." (Dereke Bruce)
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face." (Ben Williams)
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
(Edward Abbey)
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag
of his tail." (Unknown)
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does." (Christopher Morley)
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and
a man." (Mark Twain)
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>MORE ABOUT DOGS... DOG BREEDS WE'D LIKE TO SEE
Combine a Pointer with a Setter to get a traditional Christmas
pet, the Pointsetter.
Would you get a dog for visionaries if you bred a Kerry Blue
Terrier with a Skye Terrier so it came out as a Blue Skye?
Merge a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund and you'd get
a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Breed a Pekinese with a Lhasa Apso to get a Peekasso, an
abstract dog.
Ah, my favorite ... mix an Irish Water Spaniel with an English
Springer Spaniel to create an Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh
and clean as a whistle!
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Research scientists would choose to blend a Labrador Retriever
with a Curly Coated Retriever to make a Lab Coat Retriever.
Combine a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound to make a Newfound
Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
If you bred a Terrier with a Bulldog that would be a Terribull,
a dog that makes awful mistakes.
To get a dog that you can't shut up, mix a Bloodhound with
a Labrador to make a Blabrador.
If you combine a Malamute and a Pointer, that would be
a Moot Point, a dog that ... ah ... umm ... oh well, doesn't matter.
Finally, breed a Collie with a Malamute to create a Commute,
a dog that will travel to work with you.
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>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
Daily Dose Of The Internet:
See Karma in action as a guy tries to use a stolen credit card in
front of a police officer and gets arrested when the transaction
is declined. This guy was either confident that the stolen credit
card would work or too stupid to switch to Plan B and pay with cash.
I’m going with the stupid scenario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMDgiAVkII
See a gentle dog making friends with a gopher and more cool and
interesting videos. Fiona the dog is almost two years old and lives
in San Francisco where she meets gophers in the local parks. Knowing
I have face mites living on my face doesn’t freak me out and I love
the amazing video of the turtle towards the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7hZj0ICDUg
Take a short break from your day and see some glow in the dark
sharks and more cool and interesting videos. There’s never a shortage
of cool and interesting things to see when you get your Daily Dose of
Internet. I particularly liked the escalator clip and animal videos
in today’s edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOCI-14byAc
If you’ve ever wondered how astronauts use the restroom in space
it’s not as complicated as you might think but you do need some
suction power. Imagine the mess if they ever lost suction while
using the restroom. Seeing how a food commercial is made is
interesting and the church that was turned into a home is really
cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq3aTGUEHDM
Take a short break from your day and see a diver swimming under
the ice as well as more cool and interesting videos. If you need
to cool down one way would be to go for a swim under the ice but
be careful because this is incredibly dangerous even with a safety
line. I hope you enjoyed today’s edition of your Daily Dose of
Internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx1L-vhmrKI
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...Quite interesting and fun! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"Germany today launched a service on the world's first
passenger trains that run on hydrogen - unlike here in
New York, where the trains run on occasion." -Seth Meyers
"Coca-Cola might be working on a drink that's infused with
weed. They're still going to put your name on the side of
the can. 'Cause it's the only way you'll remember it."
-Jimmy Fallon
"A developer in New York wants to build an IHOP on top of
a Revolutionary War cemetery. IHOP's CEO said, 'It makes
sense, we've killed more Americans than the British ever
did.'" -Conan O'Brien
"Starbucks yesterday announced plans to build 10,000 eco-
friendly stores by 2025, which means America will have to
add more street corners." -Seth Meyers
"Weight Watchers announced it's changing its name. They've
changed their name to 'Screw It, Have the Fudge.'"
-Conan O'Brien
"There are lots of foreign leaders here in New York City
for the U.N. It's that special time of year when New
Yorkers get road rage, then realize they just flipped off
the king of Norway." -Jimmy Fallon
"Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not
18. They also believe that middle age begins the first time
you eat at a Denny's while sober." -Conan O'Brien
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