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'. .' .-. ; /`| / '._)(_.' \ |`\ | \ /--. .--\ / | '--'\ '-.__) (__.-' /'--' jgs )_____) (______( * May God Abundantly Bless All Our Contributors Through Christ Jesus! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ( ) _ _/_-_\_ \ ooooO /___|___\ Ooooo == ((( )|____^____|( ))) / \ (|)MMMMM| |#####(|) |MILK| (_)MMMM/ \####(_) |____| --------------------------------------------------------------------- A milkman who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse. Says to his eldest son: "To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly terrace." "To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the High street Plaza." "To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Centre offices." "And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in down town." The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: "Madam, your husband is very rich. He is bequeathing many properties! You all are so lucky!!" And the wife retorts: "Rich? Lucky?? Are you kidding??!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk!" -<>- "Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the modish young lady. "What's to be proud of?" asked the old man. The young lady replied, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you put your hand in front of your mouth." "Of course," explained Grandpa. "How else can I catch my teeth?" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 5 is Deep Dish Pizza Day, Dyngus Day, Go for Broke Day, National Dandelion Day and Read a Road Map Day April 6 is California Poppy Day, National Tartan Day, New Beer's Eve, Plan Your Epitaph Day, Sorry Charlie Day and Teflon Day April 7 is Caramel Popcorn Day, International Beaver Day, National Beer Day, National Walking Day, No Housework Day and World Health Day April 8 is All is Ours Day, Draw a Picture of a Bird Day and Zoo Lover's Day April 9 is Name Yourself Day and Winston Churchill Day April 10 is Golfer's Day, National Farm Animals Day, National Siblings Day and Safety Pin Day April 11 is Barbershop Quartet Day, Eight Track Tape Day, National Pet Day and National Submarine Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: _______ / ) /_____ | ______ ( ' ) / / __\ _____ |. '| / | \ | / )) |____|/ |`-----' /_____)) `-----' `------' cf "Darling," said the husband to his new bride, "I am not casting any reflections on your cooking, but I sure wish you could learn to make the kind of bread my mother use to make." "I don't think that should be too difficult," she said sweetly, "If you will learn to make the dough my father used to make." -<>- A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating. "I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner." "I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens." -<>- A tired homemaker answered the doorbell to find a young minister who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can." "To be sure," said the beleaguered woman. "I'll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each." -<>- __ __ (_ \ / _) \ \/ / .____ ('*' ) Hands off dem eggs pal --=_\===(~ )) if'n ya know __( )( )__ whats good for MJP(____) (____) ya..... >TOP TEN REJECTED EASTER DRAMAS THIS YEAR By Dave Tippett 10. Gigantic, super-loud fireworks explosions signal resurrection of Prince of Peace. 9. The guy who lost his ear to Peter sells it on eBay. 8. Angels swing from piano wire and, for the most part, make it down to the Tomb. 7. Guys in metal skirts hurt, too: The Roman's Story. 6. Our elderly and near-sighted ushers will wash your feet throughout the first act. 5. It's the Jets (disciples) vs. the Sharks (Pharisees) in "West Bank Story"!! 4. Last Supper Dinner Theater. 3. Stone rolled away and down the church aisle. 2. Orange construction barrels impede triumphant entry into Jerusalem. 1. Aslan the Lion eats evil temple merchants. Copyright 2005 Dave Tippett (djtippHA@yahoo.com). Permission is granted to send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes. -<>- Repeat from last year, but still relevant...Mikey .-._.-. / V \ | | | | | | | | | | | | ) ( | (@) (@) | |> O <| | _/|\_ | )\ _`-'_ /( | { `-' } | | {_.-._} | |' o `| | o | | | o | | | |_ o _| | (___ \' __) | .'\/|/. | | |())()| | | |=====| | |/|=|=|=|\| | `=====' | | | | |.--.|.--.| (____X____) VK >HOW THE VIRUS STOLE EASTER By Kristi Bothur With a nod to Dr. Seuss From: https://www.thissideofheavenblog.com/blog/ Twas late in '19 when the virus began, Bringing chaos and fear to all people, each land. People were sick, hospitals full, Doctors overwhelmed, no one in school. As winter gave way to the promise of spring, The virus raged on, touching peasant and king. People hid in their homes from the enemy unseen. They YouTubed and Zoomed, social-distanced, and cleaned. April approached and churches were closed. "There won't be an Easter," the world supposed. "There won't be church services, and egg hunts are out. No reason for new dresses when we can't go about." Holy Week started, as bleak as the rest. The world was focused on masks and on tests. "Easter can't happen this year," they proclaimed. "Online and at home, it just won't be the same." Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, the days came and went. The virus pressed on; it just would not relent. The world woke Sunday and nothing had changed. The virus still menaced, the people, estranged. "Pooh pooh to the saints," the world was grumbling. "They're finding out now that no Easter is coming. "They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, And then all the saints will all cry boo-hoo. "That noise," said the world, "would be something to hear." So it paused and the world put a hand to its ear. And it did hear a sound coming through all the skies. It started down low, then it started to rise. But the sound wasn't depressed. Why, this sound was triumphant! It couldn't be so! But it grew with abundance! The world stared around, popping its eyes. Then it shook! What it saw was a shocking surprise! Each saint in each nation, the tall and the small, Was celebrating Jesus in spite of it all! It hadn't stopped Easter from coming! It came! Somehow or other, it came just the same! And the world with its life quite stuck in quarantine Stood puzzling and puzzling. "Just how can it be?" "It came without bonnets, it came without bunnies, It came without egg hunts, cantatas, or money." Then the world thought of something it hadn't before. "Maybe Easter," it thought, "doesn't come from a store. Maybe Easter, perhaps, means a little bit more." And what happened then? Well....the story's not done. What will YOU do? Will you share with that one Or two or more people needing hope in this night? Will you share of the source of your life in this fight? The churches are empty - but so is the tomb, And Jesus is Victor over death, doom, and gloom. So this year at Easter, let this be our prayer, As the virus still rages all around, everywhere. May the world see hope when it looks at God's people. May the world see the Church is not a building or steeple. May the world find Faith in Jesus' death and resurrection, May the world find Joy in a time of dejection. May 2020 be known as the year of survival, But not only that - Let it start a revival. -------------- Copyright 2020 Kristi Bothur, This Side of Heaven Blog. Permission is granted to send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes. Also, check out this audio reading of the poem: https://tinyurl.com/y343bd9j ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _ , (_\______/________ \-|-|/|-|-|-|-|/ \==/-|-|-|-|-/ \/|-|-|-|,-' \--|-''' \_j________ (_) (_) hjw >How a retiree can have some fun! After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local Target: Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. --- ...Oh Gee, TeeHee! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- ,-----. W/,-. ,-.\W ()>a a<() (.--(_)--.) ,'/.-'\_/`-.\`. ,' / `-' \ `. / \ / \ / `. ,' \ / / `-._.-' \ \ ,-`-._/| |=|o |\_.-< <,--.) |_____| |o____| )_ \ `-)| |// _ \\| )/ || |' | `| || | | | || ( )|( ) || | | | || | | | || |_.--.|.--._| || /'""| |""`\ [] `===' `===' hjw >Senior Citizens: And, on the 8th day, God created Seniors... Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good. So if you find, as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath. -<>- >Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older... #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is s%xually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. Please share this wisdom with others; I need to go to the bathroom. --- ...Oh My! haHaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- How many b'ger do you need to change a lightbulb? \ Get lost Ralf. \ \ \ `, ___ # /_,/\ |/ ? /" ( | , )\ .Y___ / /__/\ \____ \(__ ,- / \_/ \ / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----' '-' |\/ b'ger >From the show Cheers: The Theory of Intelligence Norm’s drinking buddy, explaining The Theory of Intelligence to Norm at the bar... “Well you see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest buffalo at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, the regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” --- ...Oh for goodness sake! Hahaha! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` Did you know that you can freeze lemons whole? I never thought of this before, but after getting the heads up from a reader who sent in their Lemon Madeira Cake recipe. I tried it and have to agree with her - frozen lemons are brilliant. Once frozen they'll keep for a few months. It's best to give them a wash before freezing so they're ready to be used right away. Grating frozen lemons is easy; I love to use the zester and sprinkle the lemon zest on top of salads, pasta or coconut ice cream. Lemon peel has up to ten times more vitamins than lemon juice and it also helps to rid the body of toxins, so don't let it go to waste. After grating, you can juice the lemon easily once thawed. Place in cold water for around 10 15 minutes to thaw your lemon or leave it out for about an hour. -<>- >Prevent brown sugar from hardening Help brown sugar stay soft and scoopable by tossing an orange peel or a slice of apple along with the sugar into an airtight container. For a quick fix, microwave brown sugar next to a small glass of water. The moisture within the microwave will help break up the block of sweetener. -<>- >Don't waste your time flipping Now don't flip out on us, but you don't always have to flip your food. When roasting items such as French fries and veggies, pre-heating your cookie sheet eliminates the need to flip halfway through. This method isn't suggested for baked goods like cookies (they wouldn't look so pretty). -<>- I'm always checking to see the proper way to store fresh fruits and veggies, and thought what a great idea for an issue of Handy Hints. It happens to all of us you buy fresh produce and stick it in the refrigerator only to find it a few weeks later looking shriveled and rotten. To avoid throwing it out, its important to know where to store fruits and vegetables and also which foods to keep separate from each other. Some fruits give off ethylene gas, which can make other produce ripen and rot faster. >How to properly store FRUIT * Apples - Apples are ethylene gas producers so store away from other produce. They can be stored on the counter for up to a week or in the fridge for more than a week. * Avocados Ripen on the counter then store in the refrigerator. * Bananas Keep green bananas out of the refrigerator and let them ripen on the counter or a banana hanger. (Separate to make them last longer) * Berries Blueberries, blackberries, strawberries and raspberries are delicate and should not be washed until ready to eat. Keep in refrigerator in dry, covered containers. * Cherries & Grapes Store in refrigerator, unwashed, in their packaged plastic containers or plastic bags until ready to wash and eat. * Citrus fruit Extend the shelf life of clementines, grapefruit, lemons, limes and oranges by storing them in the crisper drawer or in a mesh bag in the refrigerator. * Melons - Store cantaloupe and honeydew loose in the refrigerator, even before they're cut. Watermelon can be kept in a dark, dry place away from other produce. Keep cut melon in the fridge. * Keep nectarines, peaches and plums in a paper bag on the counter until they are ripe then move to the refrigerator where they'll last a few more days. * Tomatoes Always store at room temperature as the refrigerator will make them rot quickly. Keep loose in a bowl away from sun or heat (like the stove.) -<>- >How to properly store VEGETABLES * Broccoli & Cauliflower Broccoli and cauliflower are best kept in separate refrigerator drawers away from other produce. * Celery Store in the refrigerator. * Corn Store in the refrigerator inside their husks. * Cucumbers Store at room temperature. Can be kept in the refrigerator for 1 to 3 days if they are used soon after removal from the refrigerator. * Eggplant Store at room temperature. Can be kept in the refrigerator for 1 to 3 days if they are used soon after removal from the refrigerator. * Green beans Store in the refrigerator. * Leafy green vegetables Greens like lettuce, collards, chard, kale, and spinach should be stored in the refrigerator. (cover lettuce with foil to last longer) * Onion family Store garlic and onions in a cool, dark and dry space but separate from other foods because of their strong odors. * Mushrooms Keep unwashed in the refrigerator. Moisture makes them slimy. * Peppers Store at room temperature. Can be kept in the refrigerator for 1 to 3 days if they are used soon after removal from the refrigerator. * Root vegetables Store carrots, beets, and radishes in the refrigerator. Store potatoes, sweet potatoes and winter squashes in a cool, dark and dry place like a pantry or cellar. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Trump Easter photos: Standing ovation at Palm Beach Co. mega-church, cute family snaps at Mar-a-Lago: “This year, perhaps more than ever, we hope that Jesus’ message of hope and salvation spreads widely and brings joy to all who hear it,” the pastor declared. After the service, the Trumps returned to Mar-a-Lago for an Easter celebration with their grandchildren. In contrast to the Biden White House, there were dozens of children at the Easter egg hunt. The former president even had a message for those who constantly try to tear him down: “Happy Easter to ALL, including the Radical Left CRAZIES who rigged our Presidential Election, and want to destroy our country!” Trump defiantly wrote in a statement to the Save America PAC. It is apparent that Trump is not done fighting for America in the political arena. https://tinyurl.com/whsw95z2 10 Heartwarming Easter Moments From The Trump White House https://tinyurl.com/5csdarae What They Just Found In The Ship That Blocked The Canal Is Absolutely EVIL! https://tinyurl.com/wrvzscrm Hannity / Ingraham Angle/ Tucker video https://one-news.net/hannity-%e2%80%93-33121-fox-news/ “He has Risen” Tweet Gets Rep. Greene’s Twitter Account Suspended / FBI Promises to Hunt Down Anyone Who Fakes their COVID Vaccination / Disney Visitor Loses $15K Vacation by Skipping Temp Check Tent / Drug Stores Reveal the Real Reason they Wanted to Give Vaccines – Your Data / Biden Stops AstraZeneca Vaccine Production After Problems Emerge / Russian Escalation Creates Fear of War in Europe https://reliablenewsnow.com/ US Capitol Car Ramming Suspect Identified As ‘Member Of Islam’, Facebook Deletes Profile / Part Of Biden's Infrastructure Plan Is To Literally Destroy Highways Already Built / Fox Reporter Grills Psaki On GA Voting Law, She Lies Through Her Teeth In Response / Former Acting ICE Director Blasts AOC Over ‘Surge’ Comments: AOC Should Not Be In Congress / Biden Pushes $2 Trillion Infrastructure Bill / Border Patrol Video Exposes Smugglers Abandoning Toddlers At The Border / Trump Blasts Biden Tax Hike Plan As 'Attack on the American Dream' And More: https://thescoop.us/ Colorado Shooter Was ‘Previously Known’ By FBI for This Shocking / Pentagon To Release Shocking Detailed Report On These Sightings / Joe Biden Uses Colorado Tragedy To Urge Congress to Pass / This Top News Outlet Proves Just How Corrupt the Media / This Ivy League School Just Brought Back a Racist Policy... https://deepstatejournal.com/ Thirteen States Just Bravely Sued The Biden Administration / They Just THREW OUT 15 Million Doses Of The COVID Vaccine / True Patriots Have Introduced The FIRE FAUCI Act and More: http://2020conservative.com/ Biden Is Losing It As His Worst Case Scenario Just Went Public! / Something Is Happening In D.C.— Is The Military About To Step In? / Biden’s Precious ILLEGALS Being Given INSTRUCTIONS FOR INVASION! https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Pain Medication, Sausage, Oils http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: It's become a tradition online for brands to mark April 1 with hoax announcements, fake products and tongue-in-cheek commercials. This year's April Fools' Day featured some head-turning -- and, in come cases, stomach-turning -- announcements from brands including Burger King, Velveeta, Siggi's, Green Giant and Lego. >Here are 10 of the best online April Fools' Day 2021 gags: * V by Velveeta Velveeta invited customers to "feel the magnificence of melty moisturization" with a line of "V by Velveeta" skin care products, including cheese-based moisturizer, renewal serum and nourishing night cream. * Siggi's fish jerky Siggi's, famous for its line of Icelandic yogurt, announced two other Icelandic delicacies would soon be joining its line of products: Fish jerky products known as harofiskur. The haddock and cod-flavored jerkies will not be coming to a store near you anytime soon. * Green Giant's cauliflower Peeps Vegetable company Green Giant announced it was partnering with Peeps to bring cauliflower-flavored marshmallow candy to market for Easter. The company admitted the product was merely an April Fools' gag, but asked Twitter followers: "Who still would've tried it out?" * Chosen Foods' guacamole toothpaste Chosen Foods, a company known best for its avocado-based products, announced the creation of "GuacPaste" -- guacamole-flavored toothpaste. The company said the toothpaste is "guaranteed to brighten your smile, enlighten your tastebuds and freshen your breath with aromatic savory flavors." * Candle No. 2 from The Farmer's Dog The Farmer's Dog, a company that creates pet food from fresh ingredients, unveiled Candle No. 2, a candle bearing a "fresh, subtly stool-scented fragrance from The Farmer's Dog." The candle is listed as a product on the company's website, but is marked as "not yet available." Don't hold your breath. * Burger King's sourdough abominations Fast food chain Burger King tweeted photos of a fictional line of sourdough sandwiches containing fillings such as Hershey Pie, cheesy tots, minishakes, chicken fries, chocolate chip cookies, French fries and onion rings. * Lego SmartBricks Toy company Lego marked the day with the announcement of a product every parent might wish was real: "SmartBricks" that, when left on the floor, will scatter away from the unprotected feet of a person walking through the plastic minefield. * Surfshark for Windows 95 Surfshark, a company that provides virtual private networks for safer Internet browsing, released a retro-style commercial announcing the release of a new version for computers still running on Windows 95. The VPN "only takes five floppy disks to install," the commercial boasts. * Bud Light's pizza-flavored seltzer Bud Light, which released a line of hard seltzers in 2020, tweeted a hoax ad for a new line of pizza seltzers in flavors including pepperoni, anchovies, veggie and extra cheese. The company later tweeted that it was "scary how many of you actually wanted to try these." * Duolingo Roll Language-learning app Duolingo unveiled a product to help users learn new languages while using the bathroom: Duolingo Roll toilet paper. The company joked the tissue- based language lessons would turn "your bathroom into a classroom." --- ...All on my birthday no less - And I don't even like pranks! -<>- If you read last week's issue of Bizarre News you know that doing loud laundry will get you kidnapped (at least in Florida). Apparently they're fine with loud laundry in Tennessee, but they take a dim view of overly loud s%x. But you better be careful of who you complain to or you might end up like the poor b in today's story. A couple was arrested on charges of assault after they allegedly stabbed their neighbor because he complained about them having loud s%x, police in Tennessee said. Hawkins County Police said that they have arrested 33-year- old Johnny Allen Richards and 32-year-old Erin Brooke Lawson, after they were accused of stabbing their next-door neighbor. The neighbor called the police to report loud noises coming from a nearby apartment. Police came and determined that the couple were making loud noises during s%x. When the neighbor called the police for the second time, the couple went to his door and forced their way into the apart- ment (because the couple that breaks and enters together stays together). Richards and Lawson went on to stab the man. Richards was charged with aggravated assault. *--- Wurst Case Scenario ---* Criminology has come a long way from the old days of trying to match fingerprints. Because DNA lasts for years, literally hundreds of years under ideal conditions, old DNA evidence has exonerated hundreds of people who were wrongly convicted. But it also works the other way. In the case of the man in this story, 9-year-old DNA evidence landed him in trouble. In the wurst way possible. Go to and click on the Bizarre Video at the top of the page to hear the rest of the story. *--- Naked Man Said He Was Doing "Walk Of Shame" ---* Police in South Carolina arrested a man they found walking down a street in Spartanburg at 1 in the morning, naked. According to the arrest report 41-year-old Michael Boatman was completely unclothed except for "a clear bag over his genitals and a blunt in his hand." Boatman, one officer reported, explained that he was doing a "walk of shame," which he needed to complete because he had cheated on his wife. Boatman also reportedly "referenced Adam and Eve from the bible, stating that he was willing to go to jail for his acts." While being questioned by police, Boatman allegedly sought to run away from deputies, but was taken to the ground and handcuffed. After being placed in a squad car, Boatman said that he would try to escape from jail and asked a deputy to shoot him. Deputies noted that Boatman admitted to earlier taking meth. *-- Woman lost on mobility scooter gets 6 mph police escort --* LYDEN, Wash. (UPI) - The Washington State Patrol said a woman who became lost while riding her mobility scooter was escorted home by a trooper at 6 mph. The patrol said Trooper Dave Hintz responded June 9 to a report of an elderly woman riding her scooter in circles on a stretch of Highway 546 in Lyden and he asked the woman to move to the side of the road. Hintz said the woman told him she had been riding in circles because she was lost about 4 miles from home. "I just treated her the way I would've wanted somebody to treat my mom," Hintz told KOMO-TV. Hintz drove behind the woman at 6 mph to escort her home. He said the journey took more than an hour. Amused witnesses posted photos and videos of the escort on social media. "Our motto with the state patrol is service with humility," Hintz said. "It took a lot of patience and humility to take care of this lady." --- ...Yes, I found the photos and videos - Just for you! https://tinyurl.com/3ezus7ep *-- Canadian cabbie gives duck family a free ride to the river --* CALGARY, Alberta (UPI) - A Calgary cab driver waived the $17 fare for a mother duck and her ducklings after he gave them a lift from a busy street to the nearest river. Checker Cab driver Urga Adunga said he was driving Thursday on a busy street when he came across a mother duck and her nine ducklings trapped in traffic. "I didn't want to pass them because there is no way for them to escape from the road. It's blocked all the way," Adunga told CBC News. Adunga said he put on his hazard lights and used his cab to block other vehicles from getting too close to the ducks while he and other witnesses worked to round them up. "The other people, they are very nice people, and they stopped and they helped me get the nine ducklings," he said. "One of the people who helped me was a mother, and she had a backpack for the baby and she tried to put them in there, but we couldn't do it. So I told them to put them for me in the car." The cabbie drove the duck family to the Bow River and waived the $17 fare. Checker Yellow Cabs shared a Facebook photo Adunga snapped of the ducks in his back seat. "As a human it is our responsibility to protect those animals, and nature and the environment," he said. "I could do it again, too. Not only the animals, humans, too. We have to rescue each other, we have to help each other." --- ...Yes, I found the photo for you here: https://tinyurl.com/m4emw7pw ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: _, `(. )- `` )/, '\\ =/= ))) \\ < D/ \\ e_ / \\_ __\ \____ / 7// )/` /\ |(_/ ) (/ ( \ '_/\ \ \ ^\ /\ \__/ \______|<-_\ )_7___\ )_/ /` ( \ / \_ / '\/\ | / , | | | | | | * | | | * | | | * | ' | ``, | | | + + # |___/|___/ ___|/ ?____ /( )\ / | U ) \_ /^/ \^\ _/_'- /__/- /__ \_/_/ \_\ __b'ger__ -- >The Escaped Prisoner A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of. Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell. His wife opened the door and bellowed at him, "You good-for- nothing bum! Where the heck have ya been? You escaped over six hours ago." -<>- >Any Idiots In Here? "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the lecturer with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself." -<>- >Watch This Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground. The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before he had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter. The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch. "How did you do that?" asked one of his friends. "My watch is 30 minutes slow." -<>- >The Club and the Bar A one-wood golf club walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer but the bartender refused to serve him. "Why not," asks the club. "Because," he says, "you're the designated driver." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: How does a lumberjack start his computer? A: By logging on. Q: What did one arithmetic book say to the other? A: We've got problems. Q: How many people are there in Rio? A: At least a Brazilian. /^\/^\ _|__| O| \/ /~ \_/ \ \____|__________/ \ \_______ \ `\ \ \ | | \ / / \ -Bob Allison- / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~ Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors? A: Rep-tiles! Q: Who's a bee's favorite singer? A: Sting. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _Waiter!! hey... | Sorry, but the chef's | dog has stolen my steak!! |_____________________| /) ____ \ //_ / \% \ \ / / e %%% ____ .\\///, // /_ ,)% _\_______________ .\' _ _\ // \_o_ / | | \| , (,( // \\_ |_Ohhhh, yes Sir, he | _\| // /><(\ REALLY loves it... \_s__|_// |H \\ ___||_,::/ |H |\\ |:/""\::/ __>---._\\ |/, \\/ / ,| |--' |> \ \| \(-|___|< _____(/____(|_____ /\/ \\ | ) / ;..--..: \ \/: :| |() * hha hha * / _/_/((______))\_ \ \\_// | ) ________ ____ / (/(_) '------' \\\ \ `-'|__| u , \ /__ \ /________________________\ ||| //>-.. / ) \ ) ) '------------------------' ||| (( ) \\_/__________/ / _/ |||| || || |||| ||| ))\ \ < _,' _gnv__||||___||___||___||||_ ____ _ _|||_ ((_/ ___| _ \__,-/ /__ |||| >| |< |||| >|| | /\ )( ( < || ,' | | `. || __,-'/_( |( | / `.`-. \ || /__,' `.__\ || /___,' ( _|/_// __//_// |__,' '-'--' '--'--' A man is sitting in a fancy restaurant when his food finally arrives at his table. As the plate is being served the man notices the waiter has his thumb resting on the edge of his steak. "Umm, excuse me," the man says, "but I couldn't help but notice you had your thumb on my steak." "Yes, I know, sir," the waiter responds, "but I didn't want to drop it again." -<>- A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave twenty dollars to someone who was needy and down on his luck." "Twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did your husband say about it?" "He said, 'Thanks.'" -<>- A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, trusts the number 5. One day a friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5. Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth. -<>- Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence with two words. Ten years go by and it's one monk's first chance to speak. He thinks for a while before saying, "Food bad." Ten years later, he says, "Bed hard." A decade later and it's the big day again. He gives the head monk a long stare and finally says, "I quit." "I'm not surprised," the head monk says. "You've been complaining ever since you got here." -<>- A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches. A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the sobriety test they're giving now! -<>- My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife who was trying to feed her said to me, "Straighten her up." I looked at my daughter and said, "What are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It's time to grow up and take some responsibility." My wife hasn't asked me to help with her since. ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: ._-_, ... ... ` _ ' -=_* =- ... ... :.: : : - (_) - ,'/'`\ : `' : ... : :,: .::. // : :`': : : : : :.' : :' ' ` ____________//_________:.:__:.:_:.:_:.:``:_`:.:_____________________ ~ ____,----/ |_ ~ ~~ ~ -' ________ `-.__ ~ ~ _ _/` ,',---\\--\ `-.____ ~~~ ~ __,--' c"} \`-____\\__\ `----.________________,-----' ,(_). `~~~~~~~~~' -"- A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." POOF! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari." POOF! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." POOF! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates. -<>- There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The buddy with the Doberman says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer says, "A Doberman?" He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good." The man at the door says, "Come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua??? They gave me a Chihuahua?!" -<>- .---------------. / oLo \ O/_____/________/____\O /__________+__________\ / (#############) \ |[**](#############)[**]| \_______________________/ |_""__|_,-----,_|__""_| | | '-----' | | APC'97 '-' '-' >NEWEST FLORIDA BUMPER STICKER Seen in Palm Beach... HONK IF YOU VOTED FOR BIDEN (IT'S THE BIG BUTTON IN THE CENTER OF YOUR STEERING WHEEL) -<>- A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bed clothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel, and if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too!" -<>- A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her." -<>- _ _{Ss //\\_/_/\Ss _/_| \_/ \_ pb > "I Love Him But........." (From Lady Hawke) **He fails to understand why I get upset when he fills the bathtub to check an inner tube for a leak .... **He gives out the phone number to innumerable business acquaintances - then when the phone rings, tells me to say he's not home .... **He refuses to go visit my family because the big game is on - then falls asleep! **He swears he gave me the registration papers to the truck then finds them in his tackle box a week later. Apology? Not in this life time! **He 'Channel surfs' - right in the middle of something I'm trying to write down. **He reads e-mail over my shoulder but never has anything in response to the questions about what he is doing, his health, etc. **He tells me my new outfit is OK - then gripes to anyone who will listen that it cost way to much and doesn't do a thing for me. -<>- >Senior's Conversations A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments. "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," replied another. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence ... "Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive." -<>- | ____.......__ |\ .' _.--""''`` ``''--._ | \ .'/ ..--'` .-'` .._ | \.' / ..-'' .-' '.`'"-: ' .-'` .-' '. __...----""""""""""--.. \ - ..-'' ``""-._ \ .' _. \ `"- \ _.-'` | /-. \ `-. \ | / `. \ wkm `.\ |/ `-\ `. | >WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS 1. A winner says, "Let's find out." A loser says, "Nobody knows." 2. When a winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong." When a loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault." 3. A winner goes through a problem. A loser goes around it, and never gets past it. 4. A winner makes commitments. A loser makes promises. 5. A winner says, "I'm good, but not as good as I ought to be." A loser says, "I'm not as bad as a lot of other people are." 6. A winner tries to learn from those who are superior to him. A loser tries to tear down those who are superior to him." 7. A winner says, "There ought to be a better way to do it." A loser says, "That's the way it's always been done here." From: Mile-Hi Evangelism Source: Weekend Encounter, by Dick Innes, Copyright 2000, www.actsweb.org/subscribe.htm -<>- >Bad News Blonde A blonde goes into work one morning, crying her eyes out. Her boss, always one to be concerned about all of his employees' well-being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replied, "Early this morning I got a phone call informing me that my mother had passed away." Feeling very sorry for her, the boss tells her, "Why don't you go home for the day; we aren't terribly busy so just take the rest of the day off to rest and relax." The blonde, calmly states, "No. I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have a better chance of doing that here." The boss agrees with her and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know, " he adds. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes over to her and asks, "Are you gonna be okay?" She replies, "No I'm not. I just got some more horrible news!" He asks, "What has happened now?" She answers, "I just received a call from my sister who told me her mother also died." -<>- _.-'`'-._ .-' _ '-. `-.__ `\_.-' | `-``\| jgs `-.....-A # # >What College Grads Ask The graduate with a Science degree asks ... "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks ... 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