Foolish Pilot, Friendship Truths And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ >-->In The 'Shangy' News :) Just a reminder for Facebook Users: Please Friend me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! Thank You! :) -<>- >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This first super hot tottie comes from our friend Linda. Paul's mom loves owls. This one is for her and all those like her. Their unique hidden talent of blending in may just surprise you! It did me! Check this out here... __ __ \ `-'"'-` / / \_ _/ \ | d\_/b | .'\ V /'. / '-...-' \ | / \ | \/\ /\/ jgs==(||)---(||)== Owls In Camouflage! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/owls.html --- ...Most beautiful! Thanks Linda! Speaking of blending in, this next one from our friends Linda and LouiseA will test your ability to discern plant from animal! Have fun and check it out here... ___ .-"-~-"-. /.-"-.-"-.\ ||((o|o))|| )\__/V\__/( / ~ -...- ~ \ |\` ~. ~ .~ `/| () | `~ - ^ - ~` | () // | ; ' : . | ()\\/_() \ . : ' ; '/ ___/ /_____'. ; ' .'____ _ ^ `uu---uu` /\ __jgs________^ _________^_\/ \ \ //\\() ()/ () () 'Invisible' Animals http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/invisible.html --- ...The snake was the hardest I think! Thank You Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: Two Free Tickets To The Show _ mMm _[_]_ A young couple got married and went away on /(")\ (") their honeymoon. After two weeks they came //)^(\\//:\\ back and finally put away all of the presents /(/&@&\\/|~|/ they received from friends and family. Since / /-~`~-\ ||| this was a new home, the process took some `/ \||| time. `----------'-- The silver went into the closet, items were put on the walls for display and some of the more intimate apparel was put in the bedroom drawers. A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line. "Guess who sent them." The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a wonderful time. On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table in the dining-room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets: "Now you know!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 8 is All Is Ours Day April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day April 10 is Golfers Day April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day April 14 is National Pecan Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _..._ .-' '-. / _ _\ /':. (o) /__) LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! Awk! /':. .,_ | | |': ; / \ /_/ / ; `"`" } ; ':., { / ; } ; '::. ;\/\ /\ { |. ':. ;``"``\ / '::'::' / ; |':::' '::' / | \ '::' _.-`; ; /`-..--;` ; | | ; ; ; ; ; | | ; ; ; ; ; ; / |; ; ; ; ;/ ; | ; ; ; ; / / _, | ; ; /` .' _,=="" \; ; ; .'. _ ,_'-.=~" _.==~" | ; .'`_~'-;--. ) )==~" ; ; ;/`"(_`-,) )`=~` /; ;/ /` _.="` |_/`| | ( ` |_\ \ jgs ,="` | _,==";` =~"|; ;| | ; | |;|\ | |/ \| >Diet Tips My sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest sister was showing us a low-fat cookbook and pointed out a chicken dish she had tried the night before. Reading the ingredients, I commented, "It looks like it would taste really bland." "It did," she replied, "until I added cheese and sour cream." -<>- >Missing Purse One Saturday night some friends came to our house to play cards. As they were driving away at the end of the evening, I discovered that one of the women had left her purse in a corner next to the dining-room hutch. I was about to call her house, intending to leave a message on the answering machine, when my son reminded me that they had a cell phone. As I dialed the number, I marveled at the technology that would alert them before they had driven all the way home. A few seconds later the purse began to ring. -<>- >Need to Relax Jill wanted to convince Susan, a continually harried friend, that she needed to find ways to relax. She invited her to dinner and, while she was busy cooking, Susan agreed to watch her old videotape on stress management and relaxation techniques. Fifteen minutes later, she came into the kitchen and handed Jill the tape. "It was good," she said, "but I don't need it." "But it's a 70-minute video," Jill replied. "You couldn't have watched the whole thing." "Yes, I did," Susan assured her. "I put it on fast-forward." -<>- >Tickets A police officer friend of ours had stopped at the local cafe for coffee and was getting ready to leave when I spotted him. "Go out and get'em!" I said. "I suppose everyone gets a ticket today?" "I don't really give out many tickets," he said seriously. "Oh come on," I teased, "you'd give your own mother a ticket." "No, my mother never drove a car," he said, still serious. Then a grin spread over his face. "I did catch her jaywalking once." he said, "and I issued her a warning. But that's all." -<>- >Traffic Court Recently in Traffic Court, a man who received an expensive parking ticket, testified that a uniformed Policeman had given his OK for the man to park there. The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the Officer if he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would. The Judge then said, "Good. When you see the Officer again, tell him he owes you 257 dollars. Next..." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Brenda :) .------, =\ \ .---. =\ \ | C~ \ =\ \ | `----------'------'----------, .' LI.-.LI LI LI LI LI LI LI.-.LI`-. \ _/.____|_|______.------,______|_|_____) / / =/ / =/ / =/ / jgs /_____,' >Young and Foolish A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!" --- ...LMAO! A good one! Thanks Brenda! ==================================================== >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) _._ _._ ///\\ //\\\ //. .|\||. .\\ //\_-_/_/\_=_/\\/) \/_) `\_ `\// /_| |_\| |\/ \\___// \___/\ /\) \/ \ /_______\______\ |_|_| |_|_| jgs (__/__)(__\__) Years ago when my two girls were small, they were taught how to say their blessing before eating their meal. One night as I was busy scurrying around the kitchen, I told them both to say their blessings without me. I took a moment to watch them, as they both squeezed their eyes tightly shut over folded hands. As my four-year-old finished, her three-year-old sister kept on praying. Another minute or two passed before she lifted her head, looked at her plate, and in an indignant voice said, "Hey! My peas are still here!" -------- I returned to my parents' home to attend Aunt Edith's funeral. At the temple, my mother led me to a man who looked vaguely familiar. "Barbara, remember Rabbi Greene?" she asked. as she left me in his company. I frantically tried to place him, and suddenly it came to me. He was the kind man who, five years earlier, had officiated at my grandmother's funeral. "It's good to see you again, rabbi," I said. "Though I wish it weren't always under such tragic circumstances." The rabbi looked perplexed, but he uttered some words of consolation before he was called away. A few minutes later, I rejoined my mother. "Imagine," she whispered, "after all this time, to run into the rabbi who performed your wedding!" -------- Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular. "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans...all for a dollar!!" Then Grandpa said sadly, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those video cameras everywhere you look." -------- They found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. The State then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crows could only say "Cah", but none could say "Truck." -------- A few friends and I were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, someone responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep has a lot to do with dieting. The only time I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping!" ---------- At a family gathering, a husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "When I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle." ---------- A quiet new nurse was starting her first evening in a tight-knit ER. The other nurses were concerned that she might not share in the workplace banter they had developed. Their fears were soon relieved. One night, one of the nurses observed this new nurse sitting alone at the nurses' station. "Are you the only fool here?" the veteran asked. "Not now," replied the newbie, without missing a beat. --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- __ _,, /_ \ sSSSs \_\( s\_SS .-""-. (\/`"`\ __/`"`\/) ( , ( ) \/)-(\\`--')=(\/ .-""-, ) ) /___\\) |__\ /\ ( , ) ).-_' //||__ ||\\//` ( ( / , )/ /\ _ \\'--.) \\`` jgs '--),--' \/_/ ==- (/ (/ >Friendship Truths Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, let's try this my way...just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again...I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my head off! --- ...Oh Yea! Thanks LouiseA! -=[ woman spanking man ]=- 11/98 ,S&S&S&s, S&C ^^>S& &S`\_ =_)`S .-) (-. / /\ /\ \ ||||| / (_ \/ _) \/ @@ .-._ \ \)____(__|c _\ \__) //)|\\ ( \ _( .-._\ // __\____\ \/_ __ \__)\/ /) ) ) ) \___(__\ \ \/ /` / | / | \ /` | | | | `' \ | \ | jgs (\\ (\\ Y\_\Y\_\ This one is one of my favs - Friends ask Why you're crying. Best Friends already have the shovel ready to Bury the Loser That Made You Cry! ============================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: Now here is a story with a lot of unanswered questions. Police are trying to track down two people accused of shooting at a woman multiple times during a violent robbery at a hotel in a town called Sandy, Utah. Investigators say a woman went to the Extended Stay America hotel to meet a man. When she knocked on the hotel room door, the meeting turned into an assault. So my first question is, hooker? "A female from the room exits, starts assaulting the female victim," explained Lt. Victor Quezada of the Sandy City Police Department. "They pull her into the room and start accusing her of some things that have happened in the past." Lt. Quezada said the attacker pulled out a silver handgun and fired at the victim's head, narrowly missing. The woman and man in the hotel room then fled in a pickup truck. The victim followed and jumped into the back of the attackers' truck bed, trying to retrieve her purse. "The suspect, female, sees her in the back of the truck and takes two more shots at her," Quezada said. The victim told police the man stopped the truck and beat her up again. When she finally jumped out, the truck was moving. While I admire her balls for trying to retrieve her property by jumping in the back of a moving vehicle filled with people who were trying to kill her I have to wonder...what the hell was in that purse??? *-- Website: Mavis, Thor hot baby names --* WILMINGTON, Del. - Delaware website Nameberry said baby names attracting increased interest during the year so far include Marnie, Nelly, Bruce and Thor. Nameberry's list of 13 names garnering significantly higher views during the first three months of the year include Marnie, Marlowe, Christian and Nellie, NBC News reported Friday. The list also included Bruce, Mavis, Wilder and Finnigan. The site said interest in Thor, the Norse god of thunder, was likely inspired by Chris Hemsworth's portrayal in "Thor" and "The Avengers," while Severine's popularity was likely boosted by the Berenice Marlohe's character in "Skyfall." The list was rounded out by Phaedra, Mingus and Linnea. *-- Police: Arson suspect mad about snoring --* SALT LAKE CITY - Police in Salt Lake City said a man charged with setting fire to his wife's clothing while she slept was upset about the woman's snoring. Investigators said they responded last week to the home of Bryce Ray Whitaker, 60, on a report of a fire, the (Salt Lake City) Deseret News reported. Whitaker told officers he lit a candle on his gas stove and used it to ignite his wife's pants and a box while she took a nap. He said he decided to light the fire after he and the woman argued about "her snoring and her stuff." Police said Whitaker woke his wife up when the fire got out of control and they fled the house. Whitaker was charged Thursday in 3rd District Court with a first-degree felony count of aggravated arson. *-- Company makes bacon condoms, sunscreen --* SEATTLE - A Seattle company specializing in bacon-flavored products said its two newest products aren't for ingestion -- bacon sunscreen and bacon-flavored coondoms. J&D's Foods, famous for products included bacon-flavored salt and "baconnaise" sandwich spread, said it is releasing an SPF 30 sunscreen designed to keep the wearer "smelling like something delicious is cooking for several hours," WEWS-TV, Cleveland, reported Monday. The company is also releasing condoms that look like bacon and are coated with "an ultra- premium Bacon-flavored personal lubricant." The bottles of sunscreen and condom three-packs each cost $9.99. --- ...Argh! Sounds like good shark and fish bate lotion! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| .----. / ( > | /| '--. ( ) ._ / || ]| `-. ) _/-.__.'`\ || ]| ::| ( .-'`-. \__ ) || ]| ::| `/ `-./ `. || ]| ::| _ | \ \ \ \| ]| .-' / \| \ \ \ \ L.__ .--'( | |\ `. / / \ ,---|_ \---------, | `\'. '. /`\ \/ .--._|=- |_ /| | \ '. '._ './`\/ .-' '. / | | | `'. `;-:-;`)| |-./ | | /_ `'--./_ ` )/'-------------')/) | \ | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( | | | / `---` `===' / ) | / \ / / ( | | '------. |'--------------------'| ) | \ `-| | / | `--...,______| | ( | | | | | ) ,| | | | | ( /|| | | | | )/ `" / \ | | (/ jgs .' /I\ '.| | /) .-'_.'/ \'. | | / ``` `"""` `| .-------------------.|| `"` `"` Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously. "Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked. "I am real," I said. "Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said. "That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?" -<>- English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors and posted them on their web site: "He swept the rug under the carpet." "She's burning the midnight oil at both ends." "It was so cold last night I had to throw another blanket on the fire." "It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard." "She's robbing Peter to pay the piper." "He's up a tree without a paddle." "Beware my friend...you are skating on hot water." "Keep your ear to the grindstone." "Sometimes you've gotta stick your neck out on a limb." "Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter." -<>- First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the last straw was learning that roadside service couldn't get a locksmith to me for at least two hours. Finally the guy showed, looking tired and annoyed. As he struggled with my door, I joked, "Do those Slim Jim tools come in purse-size?" "Yeah," he muttered. "They're called keys." -<>- Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I'm a notary public and have me certify personal documents. One day, two Swedish men asked me to witness signatures on an automobile title. "I'm selling my car to this man," one of them explained. "We came here because we heard you were notorious." -<>- A man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies' clothing store. After 30 minutes and five outfits, the fellow's wife came out of the changing room again. He looked at her and immediately said: "That looks good on you. Get that one." "Honey," she replied, "this is what I was wearing when we came in." -<>- Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine.' And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?' What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling.' At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?' Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them 'No..I'm a little busy right now!' Then I hear the person say nervously... 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions. ========================================================= >-->From The Mouth: .-'--. .' '. / _ `-. / .\- \, , ; .-|-' \####, |, .-|-' ;#### ,## ` ,|###" #,####, "#, ,#|^;# `###### `#####,|##" |`)| `##### ```o\`\o_.| ;\ (-`\#, .-'` |` : `; `\ ;\#, \ \-' )( \# C,_ \ ; (_, \ / `'./ | \ / | .-`'--'`. | jgs | ( \ , /_, | \ ` `` / '-.__ // .' `'`.__.' >TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO HAS HAD ENOUGH ! ! ! If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. If you won't/don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it! No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries, birthdays and other events you want us to remember on the calendar. That increases the chance we'll remember by 50%. Most guys own three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Check your oil. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something but not both. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color. If it itches, it will be scratched. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle. -<>- _,,,,_ ,########, ,##` `##, ## ## ## ## /# (.)(.) #\ \# _) #/ #,######,# ##, ~~ ,## '########' jgs `######` >"OLD" IS WHEN... **Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" **Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. **Your Honey Dressed Provocatively catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. **You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. **You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. **"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today." **"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. **An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! -<>- >CRAZY THOUGHTS , .---. _// //\_/\\ \_\ |/ 0_0 \| / | ,___, | / \\___// / `"|"` .' .--'/'--' / | | | | | .-'\ | `"""` \ ,---.\ \ \ \ \ \ \ .-\ \ /_.' | /\ jgs \ \ `" *Why are all farms red? *Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? *Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV? *Why are there dents in a golf ball? *Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? *How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? *When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. *What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room? *Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up? *If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then? *How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? *Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? *If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? *If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? *Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars? *Did Noah keep his bees in archives? *If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? *If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? *If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? *What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? *What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? *Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? *When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? *What do mermaids eat? *If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? =========================================================== >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) John Scapes' Basement http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/basement.html Bruno's Fantasy Art http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fantasyart.html Amazing Athlete Homes http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/athletehomes.html Amazing Homes Around The World http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ahouse.html Amazing Street-Legal Airplane http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/transition.html Auto MotorPlex http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/automotorplex.html Awesome Bikes http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/awesomebikes.html Grand Canyon Skywalk http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/skywalk.html -<>- >From Our Friend GloriaB :) This little lady is just priceless! Unbelievable - a must see! Just goes to show you age is a thing of the mind. 100 year-old Idaho woman on Jay Leno show Video http://tinyurl.com/84p79tc --- ...Bless her heart! What a treasure! Thanks GloriaB! Will I be a bore at 94? This made me smile hugely! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=8LOdmka4_90 --- ...My quite a feisty lady! Thanks GloriaB! -<>- >From Our Friend Brenda :) dream house http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cps42IRMGFE --- ...Ooo. lavish! Thanks Brenda! -<>- >From Our Friend Bunni :) View From Eiffel Tower http://www.gillesvidal.com/blogpano/paris.htm --- ...Ooo, Mais Oui! I am there! Love it! Thanks Bunni! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) The Miami Dolphin cheerleaders sent the US Troops in Afghanistan a music video and they sent one back…mimicking them almost to perfection. SO cool!! LOL Soldiers win…hands down! http://cheatingissinful.com/cheerleaders-and-soldiers-call-me-maybe/ --- ...Ahhh! LOL! Great! Thanks Geniann! Don't Order Your 5th Wheel and Truck Until You See This One http://www.youtube.com/embed/-V0WulksI0s --- ...Ooo! I want one of these! Thanks Geniann! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "It's a great day if you like paying your taxes. It is your patriotic duty. If nobody paid taxes, imagine what the country would be like. America would be flat broke. All right, we'd be more flat broke." -Craig Ferguson "The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip- searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 12 items into a 10-item-or- less lane." -Jay Leno "Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked." - Peter de Vries "The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand." - Lewis Thomas "Here's kind of a philosophical question. If a sniper fires a gun in the woods and no one is around, does Hillary Clinton still hear it?" - Jay Leno "Kim Kardashian said that she wants to be a more private person. Then she was like, 'And you can see me try in my new reality series 'Kim Kardashian: Private Person.'" -Jimmy Fallon "It is no secret that our economy is in the dumpster, because our economy knows the dumpster is where you can sometimes find old muffins." Stephen Colbert "A new report found that high schools across the country are not doing enough to teach kids about safe sex. But on the bright side, it looks like we're getting a fifth season of 'Teen Mom.'" -Jimmy Fallon "In case you're wondering where your tax dollars go, 21 percent goes to Medicare and Medicaid, 20 percent to social security, 20 percent to defense spending, and the other 39 percent they squander." -Jimmy Kimmel "Hot dog pizza raises two important questions. Who came up with this monstrosity? 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