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[POLITICS] * Four Score and Seven Years Ago Our Fathers...
'Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth
on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and
dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.'
-- Abraham Lincoln, The Gettysburg Addresss, 1863
Why are People so Up In arms at these Town Hall Meetings?
>From Our Friend Sandi :)
Read this.
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It WILL scare your pants off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The Death Sentence Bill for Grandparents, the Infirm, and the
Handicapped"
I hope that the American people will start to demand to see the Health
Reform Bill with all 1000+ pages that has some many horrible things
listed. Look at page 50 section 152 this will secure his re-elections
by 20 million plus (new voters) on his next term. Look at page 127
line1-16 & tell who in his right mind would ever consider becoming a
doctor. Please read this email and send it on so others will know what
we are up against. This country will be broke financially and the
illegals will be running this country if we do not wake up.
These are direct excerpts from the House version ....
Page 22: The federal government will be empowered to audit the books of
any corporation that self-insures.
Page 29, Lines 4-16: All health care will be rationed based on age, the
present health of any patient and the availability of health services
and supplies.
Page 30, Sections 1-3: A government committee will decide what
treatments or benefits will be made available under the health care that
will be provided. It will be illegal to provide any medical benefits to
anyone that haven't been pre-approved by the committee.
Page 42: A Health Choices Commissioner will be appointed by the
President and will choose what health services will be provided to each
patient.
Page 50, Section 152: Healthcare will be provided to all Non-U.S.
citizens within the borders of the United States, illegal or otherwise.
Page 58: The Health Choices Commissioner's Office will have real time
access to every medical patient's financial records and all citizens
will be issued and be required to have on their person at all times a
National ID Health card.
Page 59: (Continuation of Page 58) The Government will have direct
access to all bank accounts and electronic transfer accounts of
patients.
Page 65, Section 164: Subsidization for retirees of Unions and ACORN
Page 72, Lines 8-14: Brings all health care HMO and private insurance
plans under government control.
Page 84: Section 203: All benefit packages for private health care plans
will be under the control of the government.
Page 85, Line 7: The Health Choices Commissioner will specify what
benefits will be allowable under private health care plans.
Page 95: Community Action Groups (ACORN and Americorps) will be
authorized to sign up citizens for the Govcrnment Health Care Plan.
Page 102, Lines 12-18: All Medicaid eligible recipients will be
automatically enrolled in Medicaid. They will have no choice.
Page 124, Lines 24-25: All government suppliers and contractors are
exempt from price fixing lawsuits. "Judicial Review" is prohibited.
Page 126, Lines 22-25: Employers must pay for the health care for any
part-time employees AND their families.
Page 127, Lines 1-16: The government will set salaries for all doctors.
Page 145, Lines 15-17: An employer will be required to automatically
enroll all employees in the public option plan. The employee will not
have any choice in the matter.
Page 149, Lines 16-24: Any employer with a payroll of $400,000 or more
who does not provide a public option, will be required to pay the
government 8% surtax on the payroll.
Page 150, Lines 9-13: Any employer with a payroll between $251,000 and
$400,000 who doesn't provide a public option will be required to pay a
6% surtax on their payroll.
Page 179, Lines 1-3: Any non-resident Alien is EXEMPT from individual
health care taxes.
Page 195: All officers and employees of the Health Care administration
will have unlimited access to the financial and personal records of ALL
American citizens without the necessity of a search warrant.
Page 203, Lines 14-15: (The following is a direct quote!) "The tax
imposed under this section shall not be treated as a tax." (Presumably
therefore it cannot be deducted on income tax returns)
Page 239, Lines 14-24: The government will reduce physician services for
Medicaid, thereby rationing medical support for the poor.
Page 241, Lines 6-8: All doctors will be paid equally, with no regard to
speciality of training required.
Page 253, Lines 10-18: The Health Care administration will decide the
value of the time of physicians, professional judgment, etc.
Page 265 Section 1131: The Health Care administration will control and
mandate productivity for private health care industries, nursing
services, hospice, retirement centers, drug production, etc.
Page 268, Section 1141: The Health Care administration will regulate the
rental and purchase of power-driven wheelchairs.
Page 272, Section 1145: The Health Care administration will determine
what treatment will be provided at Cancer hospitals and will ration
treatment based on type and the classification of a patient.
Page 280, Section 1151: The government will penalize hospitals if they
exceed their quota of "preventable readmissions."
Page 298, Lines 9-11: If doctors treat a patient during an initial
admission that results in a readmission to the hospital, the government
will penalize the patient.
Page 317-318, Lines 21-25: The government will be authorized to tell
physicians what they can own and how much, and can audit their personal
records without a warrant.
Page 317-318, Lines 21-25: Hospitals will not be permitted to expand
their physical facilities.
Page 321, Lines 2-13: Hospitals wanting to expand may appeal for an
exception to the expansion rule, but community approval is required
through community action agencies (ie: ACORN)
Page 341, Lines 3-9: The government has the authority to disqualify
Medicare supplemental plans, HMO, private insurance plans, etc., which
will force all citizens into the government plan.
Page 354, Section 1177: The government will restrict enrollment of
"Special Needs" patients (ie: Downs Syndrome, Speech Therapy,
handicapped, etc.)
Page 379, Section 1191: The government will create a Telehealth Advisory
Committee which will provide health advice by phone.
Page 425, Lines 4-12: An "Advance Planning Care Consultant." Think 'End
of Life' for Senior Citizens.
Page 425, Lines 22-25: (Page 426: Lines 1-3): The Government will
provide a list of end of life resources that will guide senior citizens
to their death.
Page 427, Lines 15-24: The government will mandate orders for end of
life actions. In brief, the government will decide how life ends.
Page 429, Lines 1-9: An "Advance Care Planning Consultant" will be used
more frequently as a patient's health deteriorates.
Page 429, Lines 10-12: The "Advance Care Planning Consultant" will
include the authority for "End of Life" plans, on an order from the
government.
Page 429, Lines 13-25: The government will specify which doctors will
have the authority to sign an "End of Life" Order.
Page 430, Lines 11-15: The government will decide what level of
treatment patients will receive at the end of their lives.
Page 469: Medical services and nursing for home-based patients will be
provided by "Community-based organizations." (ACORN, etc.)
Page 472, Lines 14-17: Such community based organizations will be paid
by the government once each month based on the number of patients they
serve. Such organizations will not be required to employ registered or
practical nursing professionals.
Page 489, Section 1308: Marriages and divorces will not be authorized
unless the couple subjects themselves to marriage and family therapy.
Page 494-498: All Mental Health Services will be provided by the
government including defining, creating, and rationing those services.
..... Remember ..... these are just excerpts from the House version
jammed through the House by Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).
It might be better entitled "Soylent Green - 2009"
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Incidentally, on the front page of the Tulsa World (July 23 issue) the
President was quoted as saying in a press conference ......
"This isn't about me. I have great health insurance, and so does every
member of Congress."
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...Thank You Sandi! - The thing is WAY TOO BIG - they can put
anything in there!
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#1: Good bye 'death panel clause'
So many have smirked at Sarah Palin and her having the boldness
to come out and say this is not right. They even said her
accusations were BS! However, she was not alone! Many in Town
Hall meetings and Tea Parties across America said the same thing.
The WH denied it was in the health bill over and over again. But
we could read. It was in there and it was making many of us down
right upset that they would not admit it was!
Ironically they decided to remove it.
I don't how they could remove what they claimed was not there and
bash so many intelligent people who were saying it was there, but
they have! Here is the story:
"Death Panel" Clause Stripped From Senate Bill, Grassley Nails House
Democrats have been smashed over this and the Senate Finance committee
has wisely withdrawn it from its bill:
Senator Charles E. Grassley of Iowa said in a statement that the
committee “dropped end-of-life provisions from consideration entirely
because of the way they could be misinterpreted and implemented
incorrectly.”
A Senate Finance Committee aide confirmed that the panel was not
discussing end-of-life measures, adding that they were “never a major
focus” of the committee’s negotiations. House committees have passed
legislation that would provide Medicare coverage for optional counseling
sessions on end-of-life services.
In his statement, Mr. Grassley called the House legislation “so
poorly cobbled together that it will have all kinds of unintended
consequences.”
“On the Finance Committee, we are working very hard to avoid
unintended consequences by methodically working through the complexities
of all of these issues and policy options,” he continued, adding “Maybe
others can defend a bill like the Pelosi bill that leaves major issues
open to interpretation, but I can’t.”
End-of-life care recently became a hot-button issue in the debate
over health care reform, with conservative critics charging that
proposed legislation could encourage euthanasia. Read the rest...
http://46in08.blogspot.com/2009/08/death-panel-clause-stripped-from-senate.html
#2: They are actually considering removing Government control
Perhaps the most important is No Government control! Co-op only.
How cool is that? That gets rid of all the 'Big Brother' privacy
issues and the government butting in where it has no business being
which is in our individual private lives! I don't want the government
controlling my financial and health records. That's too much intrusion!
Lets hope the far lefters don't get their way on this.
Of course, Co-Op could be bad. Why? Here, learn more...
http://foro.univision.com/univision/board/message?board.id=politicaeneeuu&message.id=104549
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>-->Hot Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
>We've Got Two HOT New Pages!
This comes from a forward from our friend Viv. I could't
resist doing up a page on it and sharing it with all of you!
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Just Thinking...
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thinking.html
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...So Cute! Thank You Viv!
This 2nd one comes from forwards from two of our friends Viv
and Sandi. I combined them into one sweet page that I hope
you'll enjoy! Check it out here:
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...I loved this! Lots of SMILES! Thanks Ladies!
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>-->Some Awesome News From Our Friends At TruthOrTradition:
Hello and God bless you!
We will officially relocate the Home Office of Spirit & Truth
Fellowship International on August 21st, 2009 at 2 pm (Eastern Time).
Our new mailing address will be:
Spirit & Truth Fellowship International
180 Robert Curry Dr
Martinsville, IN 46151-8076
Office: 765-349-2330 (Toll free is the same, 888-255-6189)
Fax: 765-342-8430
Our mail will automatically start forwarding on Saturday, August 22nd.
Our toll free line will stay the same (888-255-6189) and will start
transferring to the new office sometime in the afternoon of August 21st.
We want to take this opportunity to say THANK YOU!
Thank you for your prayers.
Thank you for your financial support.
It is your prayers and your financial support that are allowing
TRUTH to have its say - all over the globe!
We have been absolutely amazed to watch the Word of God, as we know it,
spread out around the globe via the Internet and take root in people’s
lives.
What started out as such a small web site idea has grown into a major
International Outreach tool that knows no borders.
TruthOrTradition.com is being visited daily by thousands of people from
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Vietnam, and Thailand --- and that’s just naming a few. They are not
just reading our articles, they are downloading our free audio
teachings, seminars and videos.
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downloaded.
In June of this year, we averaged 187 pages per hour, that’s 4,488 pages
per day, or over 134 thousand pages for the month. That is not even
counting all the audio and video teachings, that is just the articles.
A snap shot of our Internet traffic reveals the global impact we are all
having:
This morning, there was someone online from Japan for 42 minutes.
South Africa for 39 minutes
Romania – 30 minutes
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And a bunch more….
This is all because of YOU….it’s your prayers and your hard earned
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We can't help but think of how blessed and how proud Church reformers
like Martin Luther, William Tyndale, John Wycliffe, the Apostle Paul and
many others will be to see all that was done with their sacrifice.
Our Partnership plan motto is: “Together, We Can!”
A good subtitle might be: “And, we are!”
We are seeing the seeds of what this ministry stands for taking root all
over the globe!
That is why we are saying, "Thank you!"
The Home Office staff
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"The skin was moist and dry."
"The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and
pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three
times a week."
"The patient was in his usual state of good health until
his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he
took a job as stockbroker instead."
"While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated
and sent home."
"When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and
handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried
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>For 50 + or almost 50
Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we
try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older Fllks'....
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop!
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...LOL! Thanks Viv!
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>Burned Biscuits
When I was a wee ''tike'', my mom liked to make breakfast food for
dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when
she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and
extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see
if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile
at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I
told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and
jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!
When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom
apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what
he said: "Baby, I love burned biscuits."
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he
really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said,
"Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired.
Besides a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people.
What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each
other's faults and choosing to celebrate each other's differences
is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing,
and lasting relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the
feet of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able
to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!
We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the
base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife, parent-child, siblings,
friendship or work asssociates!
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket!
Keep it in your own."
The Lord shared this with me just last week. that the most important
person in a relationship is the other person.
Now go and make everyone in this world love each other.
God bless you all.
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...God Bless You Too Viv! Thank You!
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>Doctor, Quickies
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I
want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a
terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a
brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The
husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands
shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the
doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well,
might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with
your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24
HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!"
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The
receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies,
"No, just spots."
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>Top ten signs a Redneck has been using your computer.
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. The CPU has a gun rack mounted on it.
8. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains.
7. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
6. The six front keys have rotted out.
5. The password is "Huntin" or "Fishin.
4. The extra expansion slots have truck parts installed in them.
3. The keyboard is camouflaged.
2. The numeric keypad only goes up to five.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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>The 2006 Darwin Award Winners WINNER
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot
did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.....
HONORABLE MENTIONS
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting
machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its
men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger.
The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver
found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting
from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his
incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone
waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the
mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable
and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3
days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head
wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the
injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close
he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
got from the drawer was $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives
you money, is a crime committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be
thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was
made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. She called 911 immediately, and the woman was
able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within
minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car
and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and
told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes,
officer, that's her. That is the lady I stole the purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion
rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,
frustrated and furious, walked away.
CONSOLATION PRIZE
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on
a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived
at the scene to find a very sick man curled up and vomiting, on the
ground next to the vehicle. A police spokesman said that the man
admitted trying to steal gasoline. He had plugged his siphon hose into
what he thought was the gas tank, and began sucking to create a vacuum
before transferring it to his car. Only problem was, he'd put the hose
into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever
had.
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>AMA Assessment of Obama's Proposed Health Care Plan
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health
care plan being developed by the Obama Team:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians
said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, the Internists
thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,
"This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
peed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the a-holes in Washington.
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>-->In The WorldlyNews:
[POLITICS]
>From A Tea Party Goer and Our Friend, My Brother Del :)
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Time for Courage
At the TEA PARTY, a black man, Dr. Donald May, delivered this message
from the courthouse steps in Lubbock . He electrified the audience like
I haven't seen in a long time. His delivery was masterful. I am sorry
you could not see him in action. Anyway, I thought you might enjoy his
words. The news media was there, but not one word of this man's
appearance ever appeared on TV or in print, even though he completely
dominated the scene.
This is A Time For Courage - April 15, 2009 - 11:49 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, This is a Time For Courage.
We are gathered here today on the Plains of West Texas in common
purpose. We are here to remind our government that this is our country.
We the People are still in charge, and our government is still our
servant and not our master.
Our Nation's founding document is The Declaration of Independence .. It
tells us that our rights come from God and not from a small group of
Elite men and women.
Our Constitution starts with the words "We the People." Our
Constitution was written for ordinary Americans like you and me. Our
Constitution protects us from our government and from the politicians.
Our President has complained that our Constitution gives ordinary
people too much protection. He has ridiculed us for the high value we
place on our Bibles, our guns, our personal property, and our Liberty ..
He tells us we do not deserve to keep the money we have earned.
We are told freedom has not worked. Personal responsibility, free
enterprise, and Liberty have not been effective. Our government will now
make more of our decisions for us.
Other than our military, I can think of not one government agency I
have ever found to be helpful.
And speaking of our military, how about those Navy Seals blowing the
heads off those three terrorist pirates? Don't you just wish our entire
government would function with such efficiency, professionalism, and
courage?
We watch in disbelief as our beloved United States is weakened
economically, militarily, and morally by a Radical President and his
eager accomplices.
What has taken generations to build is systematically destroyed and
replaced with the same Socialist Evil that brought poverty, destruction,
and despair to untold hundreds of millions.
The problems we face today have occurred because we have not defended
our Nation from Socialism. For too long we have allowed the wrong people
to make the worst possible decisions.
The Bible warns us of class hatred. The Radical leadership of our
government daily fans the evil flames of class envy.
Our European and Canadian friends beg us to not make the same Socialist
mistakes they did.
The President of the European Union warned our President that his
Socialist economic plans are taking the World down the "road to Hell."
The path to power for Socialists includes taking God and guns from the
citizens. Without spiritual and physical protection, people cannot
defend themselves and their Liberty . They soon become slaves.
We are angered that our President apologizes for the exceptionalism and
heroism of theUnited States of America . We are deeply troubled that he
told others the United States is not a Christian nation.
We are angered that we have been called cowards and racists because we
oppose Socialism. Socialism is not racial. Socialism is an equal
opportunity destroyer.
We are angered that a recent Department of Homeland Security report has
singled out our military men and women who are returning home as being
radical threats.
The report also characterizes you and me as right-wing extremists and
radicals because we favor smaller government and lower taxes.
You and I are average citizens who believe just like most of our fellow
Americans. We want our government to leave us alone and to keep its
hands off our money, our religion, our guns, our private property, and
our lives.
We demand that our government stop spending money it does not have.
Stop confiscating our money and private property.
Stop printing money.
Stop subsidizing Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, and the other failed
financial institutions and companies.
Mr. President, stop appointing tax cheats to positions of power and
influence.
Mr. President, secure our borders.
Mr. President, do not divert money from our missile defense, F-22
Raptors, and other vital military equipment. This gives encouragement,
aid, and comfort to our enemies. Protecting us is your number one job.
Mr. President, do not give voting rights to millions of illegal aliens
and felons. You have no more right to create new voters for your benefit
than you do to use our money to buy the 2010 and 2012 Elections.
We gather peacefully here today because there is a growing concern for
what our government is doing to us and to our future. We fear for the
very survival of our Republic.
Yet there is much to make us hopeful and to fill our hearts with
optimism and courage. This is still our country!
The Constitution of the Unites States belongs to We the People. Our
Constitution still protects us from our government.
Call every possible elected official, including our President, Vice
President, and the Speaker of the House.
Demand that they stop stealing our money and giving it to ACORN and
their other political supporters in order to buy votes.
Call Senators Cornyn and Hutchison, and Representative Neugebauer.
Thank them. Urge them to do much more. Remind them now is a time for
action and not for campaigning.
Volunteer to work on our 2010 Census. Confront ACORN. Keep our Census
honest. We must not allow our President to take control of our Census
for his political advantage.
We must replace as much of our Far Left Congress as possible in 2010.
Get involved. Do not let the ACORN control our 2010 Election.
Talk with someone every day who does not understand our nation's
history and our great heritage. Tell them why the United States is a
good and prosperous nation. It still remains that brightly lit city on
the hill. It still is the best hope for all mankind.
Talk with all of the young people you can find. They are our future.
Many do not understand what they have and that their future is being
destroyed.
Encourage your elected State officials to pass legislation that will
protect us from our Federal government. This is a time for strong
peaceful action. Let us pray that We the People can quickly return our
government to its Constitutional responsibilities.
Our President and Congress were elected to be our servants and not our
masters.
May God help our President and Congress to quickly realize the error of
their ways and stop their reckless and unwarranted spending, cut our
taxes, and reduce the size of our Federal bureaucracy.
If they do not, may God grant us the courage and determination to vote
them out of power next year.
May God richly bless and protect each of you, and our Constitution, as
together we pursue Liberty !
Delivered at the Lubbock , Texas , TEA Party by Dr. Donald May
This should be on the front page of every newspaper in the USA, instead
of being swept under the rug and kept off the news broadcasts. Our news
media sucks, plain and simple. They are not "reporting the news,"-- they
are telling us what THEY want us to hear and that is not reporting the
news. One more step toward Socialism. Let's keep this going so everyone
will know the truth.
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...Awesome! Thanks Del!
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>From BizarreNews:
-- Missing $2,000 mailed back to owner ----------
OVIEDO, Fla. - A Florida woman who lost her wallet with
$2,000 cash at a store said the money was returned by
an anonymous woman who said her daughter had the money.
Oviedo police said the woman was shopping last week at a
Charlotte Russe clothing store in the Oviedo Marketplace
shopping center when she accidentally left without pick-
ing up her wallet from a bench where she had set it down,
WKMG-TV, Orlando, Fla., reported Thursday. Police said
the store does not have security cameras and Charlotte
Russe employees were unable to locate the wallet. The
woman later told police she received a package in the
mail containing her wallet, her driver's license and the
$2,000. She said the anonymously mailed package included
a note from a woman who wrote she had discovered the items
among the belongings of her daughter, who had planned to
spend the cash at Victoria's Secret.
-- Crop circles return to Wash. town -------------
WILBUR, Wash. - Residents of a small Washington town say
mysterious crop circles have appeared in wheat fields for
the second time in three years. Locals in Wilbur, a town
of 960 people 65 miles west of Spokane, Wash., said the
talk of the town has been the latest crop designs,
discovered in late July on the Haden family's wheat
farm, The Seattle Times reported. "This is the one where
they put the spaceship landing pad down," Keith Haden joked
while pointing out a portion of the design, which encompass-
es five rings of varying sizes and one complete circle.
Haden and most other locals expressed skepticism about any
real extraterrestrial involvement in the design, but a
previous crop circle discovered in the town in June 2007
brought loads of tourists and research groups to the area.
The Wilbur Chamber of Commerce passed a tongue-in-cheek
resolution last year giving "thanks to the Aliens who made
Wilbur their Vacation Destination!"
2007 Crop Circle
http://www.seattlechatclub.org/CropCircle.html
-- Potty punishment principal gets job back ---------
EAGAN, Minn. - A Minnesota principal fired for having a
kindergartner unclog a toilet with his bare hands has had
his punishment lessened by an arbitrator. Doug Steele, who
was dismissed unanimously by the Burnsville-Eagan-Savage
school board in February for the December incident at
Rahn Elementary School in Eagan, successfully appealed
his dismissal to an arbitrator. Instead of losing his
job, Steele will be suspended for 15 days without pay,
the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported. Sue Grissom, the
district's human resources director, said district
officials were disappointed by the ruling but will abide
by the arbitrator's decision. However, she said Steele
will not be reinstated as principal of Rahn Elementary
and will instead be placed in a position of equal stature
with duties including coordinating grants, assessments
and state accountability reporting. Elijah and Shannon
Hannah, the parents of the child who was forced to unclog
the toilet with his hands, said they were also disappoint-
ed by the ruling. "I'm just mad," Elijah Hannah said
Wednesday. "I've been mad since it all happened."
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>-->From Our Friend Maxy's Pal :)
>Different Ways Of Looking At Things
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A little boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it
from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the
divorce court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your
wife $775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honor,'
the husband said.. 'And every now and then I'll try to
send her a few bucks myself.'
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to
the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and
said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation,
'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1.. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell
me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to
New York City ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the
murder of Juan Gonzalez...
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical
nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the
doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say,'
asked the nurse. 'Oops!'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and
I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at
least ten years and twenty pounds since I had
even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my
husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should
I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one..'
He's still in intensive care.
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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
Joe: 'Really?'
Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'
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And my favorite is:
The graveside service just barely finished, when there
was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous
bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder
rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,
'Well, she's there."
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>A MEXICAN STORY
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist
complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked
how long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the
American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his
needs and those of his family.
The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta
with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends,
play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life."
The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard, and I can help
you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the
extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger
boat."
"And after that?" asked the Mexican.
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second
one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of
trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then
negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your
own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico
City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your
huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? Well my Friend, That's when it gets really interesting,"
answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big,
you can start selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" said the Mexican.
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the
coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a
siesta with your wife and spend your evenings doing what you like and
enjoying your friends."
And the moral is:
Know where you're going in life... you may already be there.
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...So True! Thank You Maxy's Pal!!
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>Top 10 worst pick-up lines
1. "What's your sign?"
2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?"
3. "You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my
feet."
4. "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy."
5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my
prayers."
8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly
what I want for Christmas."
9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?"
10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
[MSN.com - dating & personals]
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>HOMEWORK POLICY
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Here is an explanation of the school homework policy.
Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night.
This time should be budgeted in the following manner:
15 minutes looking for assignment
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just
does not like children
8 minutes in the bathroom
10 minutes getting a snack
7 minutes checking the TV Guide
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained
the assignment
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or
Dad to do the assignment
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>Obtainable Affirmations
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with
my inner sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-
soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise
myself, unless I want to stay employed.
5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having
control over others.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-
judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would
have no personality at all.
9. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those
censorious, self-righteous people around me.
10. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is
willing to learn from them.
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Dog Breeds We'd Like To See
* Combine a Pointer with a Setter to get a traditional Christmas pet,
the Pointsetter.
* Would you get a dog for visionaries if you bred a Kerry Blue Terrier
with a Skye Terrier so it came out as a Blue Skye?
* Merge a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund and you'd get a Pyradachs, a
puzzling breed.
* Breed a Pekinese with a Lhasa Apso to get a Peekasso, an abstract dog.
* Mix an Irish Water Spaniel with an English Springer Spaniel to create
an Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean as a whistle!
* Research scientists would choose to blend a Labrador Retriever with a
Curly Coated Retriever to make a Lab Coat Retriever.
* Combine a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound to make a Newfound Asset
Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
* If you bred a Terrier with a Bulldog that would be a Terribull, a dog
that makes awful mistakes.
* To get a dog that you can't shut up, mix a Bloodhound with a Labrador
to make a Blabrador.
* If you combine a Malamute and a Pointer, that would be a Moot Point, a
dog that ... ah ... umm ... oh well, doesn't matter.
* Finally, breed a Collie with a Malamute to create a Commute, a dog
that will travel to work with you.
* Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
* Spitz + Chow Chow - Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
* Malamute + Pointer - Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
matter anyway
* Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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>Beware Of The Dog
Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying
DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.
Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the
cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to
beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a
dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept
tripping over him."
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>-->From Our Friend Jo Ann :)
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Happiness keeps You Sweet,
The IRS keeps you broke.
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!
Today is 'online buddy day'.
Send this to your online friends!
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...Awww, thanks Jo Ann!!
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>-->Fun Places To Net Visit :)
Self Talk
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/selftalk.html
You Are The Only You God Has
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/onlyyougodhas.html
Eagle VS Swan
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eagleswan.html
Hiking In China
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/trail.html
JellyFish Lake
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/jellyfish.html
Zoo Animals
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/zoo.html
Humor In Politics 2
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/politics2.html
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Nostradamus: The Last Prophecy
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