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AND For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND For Google Plus Users: You can find me here... Shangy Bigham https://plus.google.com/106648555948034085752/posts AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our first red hot new page is from our friend Linda. It is an adorable story about a goose who refuses to say good-bye to his rescuer. The two are inseparable. Check this one out and the video with it here: ___ ,-"" `. ,' _ e )`-._ / ,' `-._<.===-' / / / ; _ / ; (`._ _.-"" ""--..__,' | <_ `-"" \ <`- : (__ <__. ; `-. '-.__. _.' / \ `-.__,-' _,' `._ , /__,-' ""._\__,'< <____ | | `----.`. | | \ `. ; |___ \-`` \ --< `.`.< hjw `-' Kyle The Goose http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kylegoose.html --- ...So adorably cute! Thanks Linda! Our next too hot to handle new page is also from our friend Linda. Careful, this one might give you the willies! This cat is like no other cat in the world! It has the most facial expressions of any cat any where! Check out this one here... ___ ___ /#=.`. .'.=#\ \ \ `. .' / / `-. >- .--.v.--. -< ,-' ---/#=/ Y \=#\--- /__ | | | _\ /###=|____|____|=###\ |""' \ O | O / `""| |_ /`--(_)--'\ _| \##= \: / \ :/ =##/ `.#= `-' `-' =#.' `-._________.-' hjw World's Most Expressive Cat http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/expressivecat.html --- ...Wowsers! Cute and scary too! Gave me cat-mares! Thanks Linda! Our last flaming hot new page is from our friends Geniann and LouiseAu. This is one for you history and car buffs. I was amazed at how pristine this car looked. Granted it had to have restorations, but still, took my breath away. Check out this famous ride with an awesome old video here... ^ | | @#####@ (### ###)-. .(### ###) \ / (### ###) ) (=- .@#####@|_--" /\ \_|l|_/ (\ (=-\ |l| / \ \.___|l|___/ /\ |_| / (=-\._________/\ \ / \._________/ # ---- # # __ # \########/ unknown Al Capone's Car http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/alcaponescar.html --- ...Blew me away! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: + (|) _____.___.|_|. | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || |/| . . . |','| ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money. The church goers that were passing by couldn't believe the nerve of the Rabbi, and purposely threw large sums of money into the priest's charity box to spite the rabbi. Finally one of the passer-by had sympathy on the Rabbi, and advised him, "Go to a synagogue and collect there, you'll have more success." The Rabbi thanked the passer-by, and then turned to the Priest and said, "You heard that, Yankel? He's telling us how to do business." -<>- ,-'-. _., . ( '("'-' '). ( ' (( |. )I( ) '( )) | () |" ( I )') ( . ,-. ,-.. __.) PjP - A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a sandstorm. Several days later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained for the entire day. "This Indian is amazing," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian failed to show up for a couple of weeks. Finally, the director sent for him. "I have a big scene to shoot tomorrow," the director said, "and I'm counting on you. What will the weather be like?" "Not know," replied the Indian, shrugging his shoulders. "Radio broken!" -<>- She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!" So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly and wrote, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ March 27 is National "Joe" Day March 28 is Something on a Stick Day and Weed Appreciation Day March 29 is National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day and Smoke and Mirrors Day March 30 is National Doctor's Day, I am in Control Day and Take a Walk in the Park Day March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day, National Clam on the Half Shell Day and World Backup Day April 1 is April Fool's Day and International Fun at Work Day April 2 is Children's Book Day, National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day and Reconciliation Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ______ _\ _~-\___ = = ==(____AA____D \_____\___________________,-~~~~~~~`-.._ / o O o o o o O O o o o o o o O o |\_ `~-.__ ___..----.. ) `---~~\___________/------------````` = ===(_________D -Roland >Turbulence When a passenger airplane encountered some turbulence, it started shuddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. In a bid to keep the passengers calm, the flight attendant wheeled out the drinks trolley. "Would you like a drink?" she asked a businessman. "Why not?" he replied caustically. "I'll have whatever the pilot's been having." -<>- >Another Woman? "Marlee," asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?" "Another woman with MY husband?" Marlee thought it over. "Let's see. I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from." -<>- >Proposal For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," he began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being -- a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows." To his delight he saw a sympathetic gleam in her eyes. Then she nodded in agreement. Finally, she responded, "I think its a great idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?" -<>- >Traffic Circle Ditzy friend to another: "I failed the driving test. I entered the traffic circle and the sign said '30' so I drove 30 times around." The other one says sympathetically, "You probably counted wrong." -<>- >Terrible Noise One day I called my mother from my apartment to make some plans with her. In the background behind her, I could hear a terrible noise, like a jet plane taking off. "Mother," I asked apprehensively, "what's that awful noise?" "It's the dishwasher," she replied. "Your father fixed it." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) Waves are my home .:~~--__ __--~~:. Wind is my life ,:;'~'-,__~~--..,---..--~~__,-`~`::. ,:;' ''-,_ (. .)_,-`` `::. ,;' \ `\)/ `:. ' `--' ` __._ _.._ _._ -~~ ~~--..__.._-~~~--..--~~ ~~--.__.---...-'~ ~~---...-.__seal__. >Smiles A little boy returned home from Hebrew school and his father asked, “What did you learn today?" “The rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt." “How?” The boy explained, “Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharaoh up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross.” The father was shocked. “Is that what the rabbi taught you?" The boy replied, “No. But you'd never believe the story he did tell us!” -------- I had a really bad day. First, my ex got run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer. -------- Two ISSIS spies meet in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers: "Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish." -------- When I arrived home after work, my wife told me to go check out our five-year-old son's bed. When I entered his room, I saw that his bed had collapsed and the mattress was sitting on the floor. "What happened?" I asked him. He responded, "God did it." Interesting, I thought, and went back to tell my wife. Laughing, she said that when she had heard the crash, she ran into the room saying, "Oh god, what have you done now?" -------- The Secret Service arrested a man today after he tried to scale a fence at the White House. They reportedly said to the man, "Sorry, but you still have two more years, Mr. President." -------- You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!" -------- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps, toothpicks? -------- Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write. . . A Good Doctor! -------- I took a very classy and absolutely gorgeous lady on our first date the other evening. We had dinner at a very nice restaurant and went to a stage show afterwards. We were getting along fabulously and as the time came to part I drove her to her house and walked her to her front door. Being a gentleman I thanked her for her company, saying she was so beautiful she reminded me of a wild rambling rose. She thanked me for the compliment and we parted, but not before we arranged to see each other the following evening. I arrived at her house the next evening as arranged, walked to and knocked on her front door. She came to the door, opened it and punched me right in the mouth. Somewhat surprised as one would expect, I asked her what had caused her to do that? She replied, "After you dropped me home last night I was very flattered by the compliment you gave me and looked up wild rambling rose in my encyclopedia. It said that they did not perform well in bed but when tied to a fence or wall, rooted very well." -------- A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, and would therefore never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is." The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." -------- An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?""You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. ""Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!?" -------- Our salesman at the electronics store was pitching a high- definition television. A fellow shopper, overhearing the spiel, mentioned that he'd upgraded his regular TV to high-definition. "How did you do that?" my husband asked. The shopper replied, "I dusted the screen." -------- A rabbi, a priest and a minister have their houses of worship side by side, so they decide to carpool. On the first day, the other two are shocked to see the pastor lay hands on the hood and pray silently. "What are you doing?" the priest asks. The pastor looks up. "I'm just dedicating the car to the Lord's service." "Good idea! Be right back!" the priest exclaims, running into his church. He emerges with a bulb on a short stick, shaking water out of it onto the car. The rabbi stares. "What are you doing?" he says. "I'm consecrating it with holy water," the priest replies. "Great idea!" the rabbi says, and runs into his synagogue's tool shed. He emerges with a hacksaw and takes off an inch of the tailpipe. --- ...LOL! Oh Gee! Love em! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' >I'M NOT OLD...JUST MATURE Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase this chap took off ten percent. I asked for the cause of a lesser amount; And he answered, "Because of the Seniors Discount." I went to McDonald's for a burger and fries; And there, once again, got quite a surprise. The clerk poured some coffee which he handed to me. He said, "For you, Seniors, the coffee is free." Understand---I'm not old---I'm merely mature; But some things are changing, temporarily, I'm sure. The newspaper print gets smaller each day, And people speak softer---can't hear what they say. My teeth are my own (I have the receipt.), and my glasses identify people I meet. Oh, I've slowed down a bit...not a lot, I am sure. You see, I'm not old...I'm only mature. The gold in my hair has been bleached by the sun. You should see all the damage that chlorine has done. Washing my hair has turned it all white, But don't call it gray...saying "blond" is just right. My car is all paid for...not a nickel is owed. Yet a kid yells, "Old duffer...get off of the road!" My car has no scratches...not even a dent. Still I get all that guff from a punk who's "Hell bent." My friends all get older...much faster than me. They seem much more wrinkled, from what I can see. I've got "character lines," not wrinkles...for sure, But don't call me old...just call me mature. The steps in the houses they're building today Are so high that they take your breath all away; And the streets are much steeper than ten years ago. That should explain why my walking is slow. But I'm keeping up on what's hip and what's new, And I think I can still dance a mean boogaloo. I'm still in the running...in this I'm secure, I'm not really old...I'm only mature. --- ...TeeHee! Absolutely! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) /^\/^\ _|__| O| \/ /~ \_/ \ \____|__________/ \ \_______ \ `\ \ \ | | \ / / \ -Bob Allison- / / \\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / _----_ \ \ / / _-~ ~-_ | | ( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ | \ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ / ~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ ~--______-~ ~-___-~ >Story Time - Garden Snakes can be dangerous I didn't think twice about this tiny fellow in my yard until I got this letter: GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS... These Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why. A couple in Sweetwater , Texas , had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream. The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor. His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out. About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital. The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief. But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa. The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her. The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches. The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat. By now, the police had arrived. Breathe here... They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake! The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife. Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes. The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car. Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out). Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world. A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night. And that's when he shot her. --- ...Wow! Dangerous indeed! Calamity! LOL! Thanks Linda! -<>- .----. |=[_]==| (`.--.____.---.'\ `-./'\\_.' | /. .|| \:-: .' LGB `-' >Retirement A friend gave me a Vietnam Veteran hat, I thought it was cool so... yesterday, I wore it when I went to Walmart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer but, since I am retired, trips to Wally World to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, enough of my psychological fixes. While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early twenties, asked, "Are you a VetNam Vet?" "No" I replied. "Then why are you wearing that hat?" "Because I couldn't find my hat from the War of 1812." I thought it was a snappy retort. "The War of 1812 huh." the Walmartian queried, "When was that?" Good grief, forgive me but, I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936." He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?" "It was a Black Op. No one is supposed to know about it." This was beginning to be way too much fun. "Dude! Really!" he exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOL?" I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission." "Dude!" he was really getting excited about what he was hearing. "That is seriously Awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?" "Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage." The moron nodded knowingly. They don't teach kids anything these days! What a snowflake, what buffoon - such an easy mark! "Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still Top Secret and I shouldn't have said anything." "Oh yeah," he gave me the "don't threaten me look." "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?" With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them would we?" The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her. After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction. Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the "I see you" gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot. What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back with a Homeland Security hat. Whoever said retirement is boring just needs the right kind of hat. --- ...LOL! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Return To Order: http://www.returntoorder.org/ A new CNN series called Believer shows a news anchor eating a human brain. Say NO To Cannibalism promotion on CNN http://tinyurl.com/leb2epo Judge Jeanine DEMANDS Paul Ryan STEP DOWN After Healthcare Debacle [VIDEO] http://tinyurl.com/km4kxpk Brutal! Trey Gowdy Just Drilled James Comey http://tinyurl.com/k7tlr7x Gowdy: Nunes Briefed President On Matters ‘UNRELATED’ To Russia Probe [VIDEO] http://tinyurl.com/mpn26s5 Bad News, Travel Ban Judges, Trump Secretary Of State Tillerson Just Outsmarted You! http://tinyurl.com/kydxr5d CNN's Brian Stelter Hammers Fox News for Covering Rockville Rape Case Just when you thought CNN host Brian Stelter couldn’t become any more of a “ridiculous figure” he found a new level of low to crawl to, during Sunday’s Reliable Sources. As had been extensively covered by the MRC, the liberal networks have been blacking out the rape of a girl on school ground by illegal immigrants in Rockville, Maryland, with Fox News being the only TV news outlet covering it in detail. But according to Stelter, that’s apparently a problem for Fox. http://em.mrc.org/o00nL00zp009qR086SBKdY0 On Above - This is Super Scary - Watch This around 46:00 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQWfL25c1No WHITE HOUSE MEMO The President will keep working with Congress, with every agency, and most importantly, with the American people, until we eliminate every unnecessary, harmful, and job-killing regulation we can find. It’s all about jobs. http://tinyurl.com/kj78wxp -<>- >From BizarreNews: A hair salon owner in Germany, came up with a unique way to give women relaxing neck massages after taking a trip South Africa. The Haar Mode Team salon located in Dresden, uses a large snake to give women deep relaxing neck massages. Hair salon owner Frank Doehlen, said that he was inspired to use the reptile during a visit to South Africa, where he saw snakes being used for massages. He charges about $40 for a-la python neck massage service that lasts around 30 minutes. Doehlen named his 13-year-old snake Monty, which is estimated to be 90 percent pure muscle. Doehlen said that many customers tried the neck massage and are very happy. One customer revealed that she often gets neck pain during her work as a chimney cleaner. She said that the a-la python neck massage service helps her a lot, and vowed to come back for more. -<>- A couple is lucky to be alive after their truck plunged through a frozen lake while trying to take a shortcut to the other side, according to police in Canada. Manitoba police said that they received a 911 call from Ko'ona Cochrane and her fiance Ivon Saber, after their truck plunged through the ice of Lake Winnipeg. Cochrane said that the incident unfolded while they were trying to visit a family member on the other side of the lake. They decided to take a shortcut and drive over the frozen lake in order to save themselves two hours of driving. Cochrane used her phone to record the journey over the frozen lake. Suddenly, Saber noticed cracks in the ice and slowed down. Moments later, the truck plunged throughout the ice of the lake. Saber can be heard screaming "bail," as the phone recorded the truck quickly sinking into the lake. Luckily, the couple managed to get out of the truck through an open window before the truck completely sank underwater. They climbed onto the ice and began to walk to shore. They also called 911 to report what happened. When the arrived to shore, police and paramedics were waiting for them. The couple was cold, but unharmed. Their truck was totally destroyed. *--------------- The Hangover Bus ---------------* A Las Vegas bus is offering passengers more than a quick commute -- it serves as a mobile clinic to cure hangovers in 45 minutes. The Hangover Heaven Bus, run by Dr. Jason Burke, can be found seven days a week parked at various locations around the Las Vegas strip to offer refuge to hard partying people who find themselves feeling the post- alcohol sickness. The three packages offered at the mobile clinic involve IV fluids, vitamins, antioxidants, and treatments for headaches and nausea. Burke said the process can cure a hangover in 45 minutes. The doctor said he based his process on his experience as an anesthesiologist. He said the symptoms of a hangover are very similar to those of someone coming out of anesthesia, so he adapted the techniques he would use on patients post-surgery to suit the drinking crowd. The Hangover Heaven Bus is busiest between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. on Sundays, employees said, and is often booked solid in advance for events such as the Super Bowl. *--The Beer Belly Defense (only available in Canada)--* A doctor in Canada, who was accused of s#@ually assaulting his female patients by pressing his private parts against their legs, told a committee that he could not physically do that due to his large belly. A 5-member panel of the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario's discipline committee, heard that Dr. Rodion Andrew Kunynetz, who is a dermatologist, s#@ually assaulted female patients on multiple occasions. After reviewing all the evidence in the cases, the committee found the doctor guilty of s#@ually abusing one patient by touching her chest under her bra without clinical justification for doing so. Kunynetz denied all the allegations, claiming that it was physically impossible for him to press his manhood against his patients' legs because the size of his belly. However, the committee ruled that Kunynetz failed to prove this. He is facing 11 criminal counts of s#@ual assault and one count of gross indecency. A total of 11 women filed complaints with the police against the doctor. *--- It's The Way He Would Have Wanted to Go ---* A deceased man got a bizarre and seductive send-off when women started twerking on his coffin. A video of the incident from Mexico showed mourners gathering to pay their respects to the man before he was laid to rest. While the wooden coffin was sitting on top of two motorcycles, women got on top and began twerking. Reggae music was blasting while the upbeat crowd seemed to be enjoying the show. At first, one woman began dancing and twerking on the coffin. A female onlooker grabbed the dancer's skirt, exposing her underwear. She then spanked the dancer's backside and threw water on her. A second woman in tight leggings then joined her and also twerked on top of the coffin. The video was posted with the caption: 'When Brayan dies.' The video has been seen more than 36,500 times. *------------- Parking Lot Pimping? -------------* Walmart called an incident of two men riding horses through a Houston store a "reckless stunt." Woody Fields recorded a video from atop his horse as he rode through the Walmart in Houston. The ride elicits many amazed looks from customers, especially young ones enamored of the horse. Security personnel are seen in the video, but take no action to stop the man or his horse. Fields, who was joined inside the store by another man on a horse, told local news he and the other man were going "parking lot pimping" when they decided on a whim to go inside the store. Fields said the other man also had his horse inside the store for a time and one of the equines relieved itself inside the store. "I was just trying to make people smile and laugh," Fields said. "I wasn't trying to hurt nobody, or do anything destructive. It was just, like, you only live once, you know?" The Houston Humane Society also released a statement about the incident. "At minimum, riding a horse inside a store is incredibly irresponsible. This would be extremely stressful on any horse. The Houston Humane Society urges all pet owners to think and act responsibly when it comes to the lives of animals in their care." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) ,`/ /L',_ ,\',` \ ` ,V ||/ )\ ,( / \ /, ` \ /' '| / | / | ejm `-. -._ On Coast Guard Cutters, low-ranking crew members take turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman aboard was always dropping dishes and spilling food. One day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted yellow sheet-cake cooling on a counter. Determined to rectify past errors, the seaman made chocolate icing and carefully decorated the cake with it. The seaman stood proudly by the dessert as the head cook returned to the galley. Frantically, the cook began to look around. "Where did my cornbread go?" he shouted. ----- .-. ## ) * _.-+*'`*+-._ ,## _ _ #. ;### ((.;;.)) ##: .=._.; ,-*:;;:*-. *##:._.=, >##; *-')_@@_(`-* ;###< ---------------`****------(o `` o)-----*****'-------------e:l `-""-' A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid, and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant. "You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" ----- A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for her first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but got no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in to do the final check. The dentist tried to strike up a conversation as well. "How old are you?" No response. The dentist then asked, "Don't you know how old you are?" Immediately four tiny fingers went up. "Oh," replied the dentist, "and do you know how old that is?" Four little fingers went up once again. Continuing the effort to get a response, the dentist asked, "Can you talk?" The solemn little patient looked at him and asked, "Can you count?" ----- - I just found a nickel that's almost as old as I am. I looked on the back and Monticello was only half-finished. - I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rear-view mirror. - I was visiting a friend who could not find her phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter said, “You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.” - Woman to friend: "If I make it through the day without eating ice cream, I reward myself with chocolate-chip cookies." - I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance to use much of it. - I was fired from my job selling amplifiers. I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales. - Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns...he should be drawn and quoted. - I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They got one marked 'brightness' but it doesn't work. --- ...LOL! Thanks Geniann! -<>- _.--._ _.-.' `.-._ .' ./`--...--' \ `. .-. `.'.`--.._..--' .' _..'.-.`-._.'( (-..__ __..-' >.' `-...' ) ) ```` ' / / .._.'.' >.-' ' >For Women - Passing the Purple Hat to You IN honor of women's history month and in memory of Erma Bombeck who lost her fight with cancer. Pass this on to five women that you want watched over. If you don't know five women to pass this on to, one will do just fine. IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck (written after she found out she was dying from cancer). I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains. I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life. I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime. Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, 'Later... Now go get washed up for dinner.' There would have been more 'I love you's, more 'I'm sorry's.' But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute; look at it and really see it; live it and never give it back. STOP SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF! Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us. If you don't mind, send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends. Maybe we should all grab that purple hat earlier. Please send this to five phenomenal women today in celebration of Beautiful Women's Month. --- ...Thank you Geniann! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: __|___|__ [_________] ,,,,, _|// , , ;; ( / < D =o |. / /\| _____|><|_______/o / / '==| :: |==' < / / \ < > /____/ / _/\ | :: | / \ ||_|____|/ |o| | x | ( \ / _'_ \ //// | \ | | | | | | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / \ | / |_|_| /o | o\ /o _|_ o\ (__/ \__) b'ger A man is sitting in a fancy restaurant when his food finally arrives at his table. As the plate is being served the man notices the waiter has his thumb resting on the edge of his steak. "Umm, excuse me," the man says, "but I couldn't help but notice you had your thumb on my steak." "Yes, I know, sir," the waiter responds, "but I didn't want to drop it again." -<>- Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore." "Too bad, isn't it?" retorted Ken. "It used to lend a little humor to the occasion." -<>- In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. "Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?" I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual?'" -<>- Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence with two words. Ten years go by and it's one monk's first chance to speak. He thinks for a while before saying, "Food bad." Ten years later, he says, "Bed hard." A decade later and it's the big day again. He gives the head monk a long stare and finally says, "I quit." "I'm not surprised," the head monk says. "You've been complaining ever since you got here." -<>- So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off! -<>- ,---------. ||"""""""|| || || |/-->&<--\| | (._.) | | ( @ ) | | /|`"|\ | //(_\___/_)\\ \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife who was trying to feed her said to me, "Straighten her up." I looked at my daughter and said, "What are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It's time to grow up and take some responsibility." My wife hasn't asked me to help with her since. ========================================================= >-->From JokeCentral: >STAR WARS -- The Musical ____ _.' : `._ .-.'`. ; .'`.-. __ / : ___\ ; /___ ; \ __ ,'_ ""--.:__;".-.";: :".-.":__;.--"" _`, :' `.t""--.. 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How you GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say *WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Come and get yourself clean! Come and have a good meal! Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel! YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got *SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM* YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is *MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Don't just stand in the rain! You're all covered with mud! come and sample my homemade crud! OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha *HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE* YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be GOING, off to save all your friends? To be TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you *WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK* You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You should stay here and train! You don't have to save Han! If you do so, you'll lose your hand! You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A. (repeat and fade). -<>- >More Lawyers A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice. "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea. Go and bury 20 more of them." ----------- "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness. ------------ God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?" ------------ Early one morning a lawyer and his Czechoslovakian companion went out for walk in the woods where they encountered two huge bears - a male and a female. The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to woods with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE. "Whatdja' do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other one!" "Exactly," replied the sheriff, "would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the Male?" -<>- , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' >Biblical Jokes IT IS WRITTEN Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruthless. Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson brought the house down. Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel and the prodigal son came in last. Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were definitely put out. Q. What is one of the first things Adam and Eve did after they were kicked but? A. They raised a little Cain. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children to explain why he no longer lived in Eden? A. "Your mother ate us out of house and home." Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight. Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most proficient lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses broke all ten commandments at once. Q. Where is the first tennis match in the Bible? A. Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. Q. Where is the first recorded Biblical case of constipation? A. In Kings where it says that David sat on the throne for forty years. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua was the son of Nun. Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing? A. He only had two worms! Q. How do we know they didn't play cards in the ark? A. Because Noah sat on the deck. -<>- /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // || || // // || || // // || || || || \\,\|,|\_// \\)\)\\|/ )-."" .-( //^\` `/^\\ // | | \\ ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` "=,\'-=-'/,=" '---' >Childhood Of Yore I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to the time when: Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo." Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!" "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly. Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening. It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter. The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties. It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb. It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event. Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot. Nobody was prettier than Mom. Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better. It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park. Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true. Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog- dare." Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures. No shopping trip was complete unless a new toy was brought home. "Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense. Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles. The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team. War was a card game. Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle. Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin. Ice cream was considered a basic food group. -<>- _____ _/__|_,\__ aaaah _O |,-.___,-. ) _____ _o' @ __ (` ( O ) ( O ) _/__|_,\__ /` __( `> ____|_,\_ |> ,`-'/_~`-'/) |,-.___,-._) /> )-.)/\-. |,-.___,-.| ,|. `===---===-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' (traffic jams caused by unicyclists, very common here in holland) -Shimrod >Hilary Clinton A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, hat's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for NY Mayor and president in 2020! 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Put it on full screen for the best effect. https://www.youtube.com/embed/ThFCg0tBDck An exciting compilation of 253 viral videos from 2013 selected and edited by Luc Bergeron (Zapatou). People are really capable of the most amazing things! Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-8isxa5B_Y&feature=player_embedded This dog is clearly the best dog ever. He fires off 20 of the most awe-inspiring tricks you've ever seen in just over a minute. Yes, he can ride (and steer) a scooter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZNPYBVUMe8&feature=player_embedded --- ...Wow! Excellent! These are Tops! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) Just a fun commercial, how long did it take to set this up? Dog Goldberg Machine by Beneful® - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/embed/AA56LgpFbSw?rel=0 You are not going to believe what you see in this video. What a treat! http://www.youtube.com/embed/18F_sIaimGM?rel=0" --- ...Wonderfully fun! Thanks Geniann! A Chinese Ming Vase is up for auction. The bidding opens at a half-million Euros. Bidding is brisk and each bidder is clearly identified as each raises the bid by 100,000 Euros. (The exchange rate at auction time was 1 Euro = $1.43.) Within seconds, the bid stalls at one million Euros, and the gasp from the crowd identifies the excitement that prevails in the room. The successful bidder is the last one who bid one million, and the auctioneer counts down the bid, "Going once, going twice, and sold to the gentleman sitting in front of me for one million Euros." Now, you are going to have to see the video for yourself. The auctioneer is exuberant. The pace is fast. This is how an auction should be run. Please note the excitement on the auctioneer's face after the final bid. https://www.youtube.com/embed/3e0yZCLjwfU?rel=0 --- ...Wowsers! Thanks Geniann! I've seen this before and it still got me! 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