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>-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our First red hot new page is from our friend LouiseA.
This one is full of adorable babies you've probably
never seen before. Take time to check out the videos
too - especially if you've not seen a Gibbon before!
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...Wow! So cute and fascinating! Thanks LouiseA!
Our next flaming hot new page is from our friends Geniann,
LouiseA and Linda. This one for sure will peek your awww
meter for the day! Such an adorably sweet collection of
kids being their cute little selves!
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from
an exclusive jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble
either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about
this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked
at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to
spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
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Phil and Jill had been married for many years but now were in
divorce court. The judge asked, "Phil, is it true that the last
three years of your marriage, you did not speak to Jill?"
Phil replies, "Yes Judge, that is correct."
"And how do you explain this unusual conduct?" the judge inquires.
Phil replies, "Your Honour, my Mother told me not to interrupt
when a woman is speaking."
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A young man in college called his mother and announced excitedly
that he had just met the girl of his dreams. Now what should he
do?
His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on
the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the girl
came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things
had gone.
"I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing
the dishes."
"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.
"We hadn't started eating yet."
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April 25 is East meets West Day and World Penguin Day
April 26 is Hug an Australian Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is Administrative Professionals Day (Executive Admin's Day,
Secretary's Day), National Prime Rib Day and Tell a Story Day
April 28 is International Astronomy Day, Great Poetry Reading Day
Kiss Your Mate Day and Take Your Daughter to Work Day
April 29 is Arbor Day, Greenery Day and National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is Hairstyle Appreciation Day and National Honesty Day
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>Season Tickets
A buddy of mine had season tickets to our city's Pro Football
games. Last year they had such a miserable record that he couldn't
give away two tickets to a game he was unable to attend.
While parking at a mall, he decided to leave the tickets under his
windshield wiper.
"And it worked?" I asked.
"Not exactly," he said. "I returned to find six more tickets to the
same game.
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>Military Medical Clinic
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab
to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned
that his mood improved every day because he was due to leave the
service in two months. As he applied the tourniquet on my arm, he
told me that taking the blood wouldn't hurt much. Then, noticing my
Air Force T-shirt, he asked me what my husband did.
When I replied that he was a recruiter, the technician smiled slyly
and said, "This might hurt a little more than I thought."
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>Echo-Cardiogram
I went to the cardiologist today for an echo-cardiogram. The doctor
prepared the machine and began the process of taking the reading of
my heart.
"Huh," he said. "That's weird."
I stared at him with an expression of curiosity and growing concern.
"What?"
"You said you're a law student, right?" the doctor asked.
"Yes," I replied, confused.
The doctor exclaimed, "Well, there's actually a heart in here! Want
me to take a picture for you so you can prove it to people once
you're an attorney?"
-<>-
>Turbulence
Flying through the Midwest in the summer means one thing: turbulence.
I was working as a flight attendant on one particular flight when we
hit a patch of very rough air just after a young teen on his first
flight, had entered the bathroom. After the bumps had subsided, he
exited the bathroom, a look of sheer terror etched on his face.
"Are you all right?" I asked. "Don't worry, that turbulence was as
bad as it gets."
"So that's what it was," he said. "I thought I'd pushed the wrong
button."
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>Comment Card
I am full-figured, and when I dine in restaurants, I often find the
chairs too small and uncomfortable. The last time I ate out I filled
in a comment card, saying that while the food and service were
wonderful, the chairs did not accommodate anyone over a size 14.
Several weeks later I received a note of apology -- and a coupon for
a free dessert.
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St.
Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming,
I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a
young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and
most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked
his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it
on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick
the crap out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
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>Minnesota Humor
FAMOUS INVENTIONS
The toilet seat was invented in Minnesota, but twenty years
later a North Dakotan invented the hole in it.
OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS
When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he
immediately threw in his watch and billfold. He explained,
'I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents.'
THAT'S HER!
A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case
police line-up. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian
blurted, 'Yep, dat's her!'
VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE
Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and
returned with only one fish. 'The way I figger it, dat fish
cost us $400' said the first Norwegian.
'Vell,' said the other one, 'At dat price it's a good ting ve
didn't catch any more.'
THE RELATIONS
Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena
was 89. One evening they were sitting on the porch in their
rockers and Ole reached over and patted Lena on her knee.
'Lena , vat ever happened tew our love relations?' He asked.
'Vell, Ole, I yust don't know,' replied Lena . 'I don't tink
ve even got a card from dem last Christmas.'
MUSIC SOLUTION
Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later,
Lars inquired how she was doing with it.
'Oh,' said Ole, 'I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.'
'How come?' asked Lars.
'Vell,' Ole answered, 'because vith a clarinet, she can't
sing.
THE PRANK CALL
The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena
are in bed and Ole answers. 'Vell how da heck should I know,
dats two tousand miles from here' he says and hangs up.
'Who vas dat?' asks Lena .
'I donno, some fool wanting to know if da coast vas clear.’
HONEYMOON
On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when
Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena said, 'Ole,
you can go farther than that if you vant to.
So Ole drove to Dulute.
THE POLICE
Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the
streets of the little town of Alexandria, Minnesota. The
policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said, 'Ole...What
in the world are you doing? Where are your clothes? You're
naked.'
'Yah, I know,' said Ole. 'You see, I vas over to dat
'playboy' Swen's for his birthday party. Dere vas about ten
of us. Der vas boys and girls.'
'Is that right?', his policeman friend asked.
'Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into
the bedroom! 'So vee all go into the bedroom....where den
he yells, 'Everybody git naked!' 'Vel, vee all got undressed.
Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'
I guess I'm the first one here!
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The trooper stops a car that's swerving all over
the road. "Step out of the car. I am going to
need you to take a breathalyzer test."
"I can't. You see, I have very bad asthma, and
blowing into that thing can set off an attack."
"All right. Then you're going to have to take a
blood test."
"I Can’t do that either. I'm a hemophiliac. If a
wound is opened I could bleed to death."
"Okay. I will need a urine sample."
"Sorry, I also have diabetes. That could push my
sugar count really low."
"Fine. So just get out of the car and walk a
straight line for me."
"I can't do that either."
"Why in the world not??!"
"Because I’m drunk!"
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Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing
poles with the lines in the water.
A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and
said, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing.
We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting
debris off the bottom of the river."
The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were
magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the warden, "take all
the debris you want."
And with that, he left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started
laughing hysterically.
"What a dumb cop," the second blonde said to the other two,
"doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!"
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Aboard an airline flight from Israel to America, Grandma Esther
was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few
minutes when the old lady complained to the stewardess that her
ears were popping. The girl smiled and gave the older woman some
chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same
discomfort. When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the
stewardess. "The chewing gum worked fine," she said. "Now that
we've arrived, would you tell me, how do I get it out of my ears?
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A pretty young lady was having a tooth pulled. The dentist gave
her the usual "this won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over
her with a drill in his hand. He immediately drew back in
complete alarm.
"Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "you have hold of
my privates!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt
each other, are we?
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Two guys were roaring down the road on a motorbike when the driver
pulled over as his leather jacket had a broken zipper.
He told his friend, "can't keep driving anymore with the air
hitting me in the chest like that."
His friend suggests that "Just put the jacket on backwards."
They continued roaring down the road but around the next bend they
were going too fast, lost control and totally wiped out in the
ditch.
A nearby villager rushed over to the serious accident and ran to
call the police.
Operator asked, "Are they showing any signs of life?"
"Well," the villager explained, "the driver was moving until I
turned his head around the right way!"
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Two college roommates, a blonde and a brunette, were sitting down
for breakfast one morning. The brunette noticed the blonde staring
into her cereal bowl with a very perplexed look on her face. The
brunette asked, "Is something the matter?"
The blonde replied, "I'm trying to figure out the message in my
Alphabits, but so far all I can make out is OOOOOOO!"
The brunette said to her, "Ummm...maybe that's because you're
eating Cheerios!
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[Politics]
>3 Short Sentences
When you vote for an incumbent you are perpetuating our
government as it is now. Nothing will change.
These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the
direction of our current government and cultural
environment:
1.) We are advised NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions
of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun
owners by the actions of a few lunatics.
Funny how that works. And here's another one worth considering.
2.) Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is
going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare
or food stamps running out of money?
What's interesting is the first group "worked for" and PAID
their money, but the second didn't.
Think about it.....
Last but not least:
3.) Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises
for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than
before WWII, but we are not stopping payments to illegal aliens
such as monthly payments for each child, money for housing,
food stamps, free education including college and also in some
places the right to vote?
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>Quotes:
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public
office.
~Aesop~
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State
of the Union Speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go
to heaven.
~Will Rogers~
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of
the tunnel, they go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from
the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies
about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his
country.
~ Tex Guinan~
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a
matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be
better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open
season on senators.
~Will Rogers~
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>THE BEST SLAVE IS ONE WHO THINKS HE IS FREE...
How to create a social state:
There are eight levels of control that must be obtained before you
are able to create a social state. The first is the most important.
1) Healthcare– Control healthcare and you control the people
2) Poverty – Increase the Poverty level as high as possible, poor
people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are
providing everything for them to live.
3) Debt – Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you
are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty.
4) Gun Control– Remove the ability to defend themselves from the
Government. That way you are able to create a police state.
5) Welfare – Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food,
Housing, and Income)
6) Education – Take control of what people read and listen to –
take control of what children learn in school.
7) Religion – Remove the belief in the God from the Government
and schools
8) Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor.
This will cause more discontent and it will be easier to take (Tax)
the wealthy with the support of the poor.
Does any of this sound like what is happening to the United States?
These rules merely simplified Vladimir Lenin's original scheme for
world conquest by communism, under Russian rule.
Stalin described his converts as "Useful Idiots."
The Useful Idiots have destroyed every nation in which they have
seized power and control.
It is presently happening at an alarming rate in the U.S.
If people can read this and still say everything is just fine...
they are “useful idiots.
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere."
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...Does make ya wonder! Thanks Karen!
Also see 12 Rules For Radicals
http://tinyurl.com/cyqdy7l
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A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send his son to Israel
to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son
returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I
converted to Christianity."
"Oy, vey," said the father. "Vot haf I dun?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.
Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel,
and he also came back a Christian Perhaps we should go see the
rabbi and ask him what we should do." So they went to see the
rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel.
He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young
people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their
sons and asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven, "Funny you
should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel..."
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>Sunday school test
Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments.
The following statements about the bible were written by
children.
They have not been retouched nor corrected.
(i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in).
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis.
God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree. Noah's wife was
called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in
pears.
3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of
fire during the night.
4. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had
trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a
Jezebel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
7. Moses led the Jews to the Red sea where they made unleavened
bread which is bread without any ingredients.
8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert, Afterwards,
Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
9. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
10. The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led
the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
12. The greates miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son
to stand still and he obeyed him.
13. David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar.
He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in
bibical times.
14. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
15. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the
Magna Carta.
16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they
found Jesus in the manager.
17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption,
18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
19. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto
others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth
not live by sweat alone.
20. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed
to get the tombstone off the entrance.
21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
22. The epistels were the wives of the apostals.
23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony,
which is another name for marraige.
25. Jews and Christians have only one spouse. This is called
monotony
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...Oh My! TeeHee! Thanks Karen!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
Police in Texas said a man accused of stealing steaks from
Walmart led officers on a high-speed chase and struck a
police car with meat tossed from his window.
Authorities said the suspect stole an undisclosed number of
steaks from the Walmart Neighborhood Market in Longview.
The ensuing police chase reached speeds exceeding 100 mph
and crossed two counties before the man was apprehended by
Upshur County sheriff's deputies and East Mountain police.
East Mountain police Sgt. Marc Nichols said the suspect
attempted to get rid of some of the pilfered meats while
fleeing police.
"It appears that there's steaks and meats of some sort flying
out the windows, and one of them bounced off my patrol car.
That's not something you think of people stealing, especially
running from the police in the process. Today was a new one."
Nichols said the suspect surrendered after eventually stopping.
Investigators said the suspect, whose name was not released,
is believed to be a heroin user.
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There are a lot of arguments for and against the legalization
of certain illicit drugs. The drug with the most traction
being marijuana. With recreational marijuana use now legal
in four states (and medical marijuana in a number of others)
it looks like Mary-Jane is slowly winning.
And while I will not make any moral judgements either way,
I will say that if marijuana is still illegal in your state,
you should at least avoid smoking it in public, where you
might be observed, especially by police, like in a police
station parking lot.
This logic apparently never occurred to Elizabeth Klebba.
Earlier this year the 21-year-old Chicago woman was in a
car directly behind the police station in Riverside, IL.
She was there waiting for a friend who was inside to recover
a vehicle towed after a DUI arrest.
It was at this time that young Elizabeth decided to spark
one up.
An officer saw the woman sitting in the driver's seat with
a window down and smelled marijuana coming from inside. When
he asked Klebba is she had weed in the car, she said there
was.
Even so, she still might have avoided the arrest if she
weren't parked in a spot marked "police parking only" which
is what drew the officer's attention in the first place.
During the officers search of the vehicle, he found 2
containers of cannabis and a glass one hitter. A field test
applied to the plant matter rendered a positive result and
Elizabeth was arrested for possession of marijuana, drug
paraphernalia and. of course, improper parking.
"This was probably the easiest cannabis arrest ever made by
the Riverside Police Department," Riverside Police Chief
Thomas Weitzel said.
*-- These Are the Voyages of Boaty McBoatface --*
The Natural Environment Research Council doesn't know how the
Internet works. The British Research Council that supports
research, training and education in the environmental sciences
went to the Internet to name their brand new polar research
vessel. The idea was supposed to be a goodwill campaign to
generate public interest and support of the NERC and its
programs. Unfortunately for them, the name the Internet chose
for the 200m Euro ship was RRS Boaty McBoatface. In fact,
Boaty McBoatface received 124,109 votes, four times more than
the second-placed name. However, the chief executive of the
NERC, Duncan Wingham, will have the final say in the naming
of the boat, so it is unlikely RRS Boaty McBoatface will ever
weigh anchor. Science minister Jo Johnson said, "We want a
name that lasts longer than a social media news cycle and
reflects the serious nature of the science it will be doing."
So much for the power of social media.
*-------- Stripper Triggers Security Alert --------*
MAINZ, Germany: A male stripper sparked panic in Frankfurt's
red-light district after being spotted with what appeared to
be an assault rifle and bullet-proof vest emblazoned with
FBI. "A significant number" of police officers were deployed
to the area after Saturday night's sighting, officials said.
The 30-year-old Hungarian man was later found in a table-
dance bar, where he revealed the suspicious items were part
of the costume for his act. The weapon turned out to be a
plastic replica, according to a police statement. After a
delay, the stripper was permitted to perform, "but whether
his act was a success, is not known," police added.
*-- Leave it to the French --*
A hero of Greek mythology, known for his virility and thirst
for women, has been stripped of his manhood one too many
times, according to a seaside town in France. A three-meter
statue of Heracles, or Hercules, Greek mythology's divine
hero, has stood in the Parc Mauresque in Arcachon since
1948, and the town has been powerless to stop vandals from
constantly snapping off the beloved sculpture's manhood.
Until now, that is. To avoid any further pain or embarras-
sment to the statue, the townspeople have created a removable
one for the Greek God, for use only on special occasions
which warrant ceremonies in the park. Deputy Mayor Martine
Phelippot said it was the best solution, 'otherwise you just
end up constantly chasing after the anatomy of Heracles'.
And nobody wants that.
*-- New Zealand Learns a Trick from America --*
A New Zealand man who set fire to his house while burning a
wasp nest with a spray can and a lighter is lucky he didn't
burn the building down, a firefighter says. The man tried to
get rid of the nest using the makeshift blowtorch through a
hole in the wall to "smoke the wasps out" on Thursday night.
Instead he started a fire in the wall cavity. Three fire
crews responded to the blaze. Southbridge senior firefighter
Ben Wilson said his crew were in "disbelief". "It's a bit of
a shock that someone might have done that. "It's a good time
to remember that aerosol cans and lighters are not a safe
approach to any form of blowtorch." Wilson told the man to
"leave it to the professionals" next time he had a bug
infestation.
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>Fired after 31 Years
James "Jim" Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was
dismissed today after 31 years of loyal service to scores of
US Presidents and First Ladies.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the
Presidential Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey, proclaimed
his innocence and strongly condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the
bewildered Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready to
weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do
every week.
I called out to my assistants, "Has anyone seen the spade and
the hoe?" and the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was
hauling my bottom off the property.
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My cousin, a perpetual bachelor, owned one of the biggest
and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture store.
I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to
visit a manufacturer and check out the merchandise himself.
And maybe he could meet an available young Italian women.
As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance
with a beautiful young lady. She only spoke Italian and he
only spoke English--neither understood a word the other spoke.
So he took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of
a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a ride
in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a
restaurant with a question mark and she nodded. So they went
to dinner.
After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted.
They went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and
had a glorious evening. It had gotten quite late when she
motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster
bed.
He was dumbfounded. To this day he says that he's never been
able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture
business.
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A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife.
Startled by a huge nonrepresentational image on the canvas,
the woman's husband complained, "That isn't how she really
looks."
When asked by the great painter how she really looked, the
man produced a photograph from his wallet. Returning the
photo Picasso observed, "Small, isn't she?"
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"You're too good for him." -Sign over mirror in Women's
restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
"No wonder you always go home alone." -Sign over mirror in
Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
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My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages
seven and three, to our favorite "adult" restaurant for the
first time. The younger child refused to stay in her seat
and danced around our table. Her sister, tears rolling down
her face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old's antics and
pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through
clenched teeth, "If you don't start behaving, you'll never
eat out with us again!"
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. "Look
dear," he said. "Quality time!"
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An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the
Puritans, asked: "What sort of people were punished in the
stocks?"
To which a small voice from the back of the room responded:
"The small investor."
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As reported by an anonymous travel agent:
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I
started to explain the length of the flight and the pass-
port information when she interrupted me with "I'm not
trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massa-
chusetts."
Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I
calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown
is in Africa."
Her response... click.
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Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They
called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an
argument.
"Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one.
"There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked
for their order.
"Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy
them for us."
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so
one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other
end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?"
"That's right," he called back, "two pints."
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I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial
in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog.
A neighbor, an old Florida cracker, was leaning on the fence
watching my progress and asked, "What the heck's that for?"
I explained, "It's a sun dial, see the sun will hit that
small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the
sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow
also moves across the calibrated dial, enabling a person to
determine the correct time."
My neighbor shook his head and muttered,. "Huh! Well what
will they think of next?"
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Some people complain because there are thorns on roses,
while others praise thorns for having roses among them.
A person's true character is revealed by what he does
when no one is watching.
Although the tongue weighs very little,
very few people are able to hold it.
Falling down doesn't make you a failure, but staying down does.
Don't be afraid of pressure. Remember that pressure is what
turns a lump of coal into a diamond.
Even a woodpecker owes his success
to the fact that he uses his head.
The poorest of all men is not the man without a cent
but the man without a dream.
The only preparation for tomorrow is the right use of today.
People don't care how much you know until
they know how much you care.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble.
Pride is what keeps us there.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary
is that little "extra."
The heart is the happiest when it beats for others.
One thing you can learn by watching the clock is
that it passes time by keeping its hands busy.
People don't injure their eyesight by looking
at the bright side of things!!
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>TIPS: GOT SALT?
How To SET The Color In New Clothes and Towels.
Salt is used commonly in the textile industry, but works at
home too. If a dye isn’t colorfast, soak the garment for an
hour in 1/2 gallon of water to which you’ve added 1/2 cup
vinegar and 1/2 cup salt, then rinse. If rinse water has
any color in it, repeat. Use only on single-colored fabric
or madras. If the item is multicolored, dry-clean it to avoid
running all of the colors together.
SALT IN THE KITCHEN:
Boiling Water – Salt added to water makes the water boil at
a higher temperature, thus reducing cooking time (it does not
make the water boil faster).
Peeling eggs – Eggs boiled in salted water peel more easily.
Poaching eggs - Poaching eggs over salted water helps set the
egg whites.
Prevent browning – Apples, pears and potatoes dropped in cold,
lightly salted water as they are peeled will retain their color.
Shelling nuts - Soak your nuts in salt brine overnight and
they will crack out of their shells whole. Just tap the end of
the shell with a hammer to break it open easily.
Preventing sugaring – A little salt added to cake icings
prevents them from sugaring.
Washing spinach – If spinach is washed in salted water, repeated
cleanings will not be necessary.
Crisping salads – Salting salads immediately before serving will
keep them crisp. Lettuce and spinach can be prepped and stored
in a salt water bath in your fridge. They will remain crisp and
clean. Just rinse and serve!
Improving boiled potatoes – Boiled potatoes will be given a fine,
mealy texture by sprinkling with salt after draining, then
returning them to the pan and shaking them back and forth quickly
to get rid of the excess moisture.
Crispier fried potatoes – Soak potatoes in salt water for several
hours before you use them. This will help to “leech out” some of
their starch content.
Whipping cream and beating egg whites – By adding a pinch of salt,
cream will whip better and egg whites will beat faster and higher.
Keeping milk fresh – Adding a pinch of salt to milk will keep it
fresh longer.
Setting gelatin – To set gelatin salads and desserts quickly,
place over ice that has been sprinkled with salt. Also, gelatin
sets more quickly when a dash of salt is added to the recipe.
Prevent grease splatters and splashes - Before frying food, add
a few dashes of salt to the pan before putting the food in. This
helps prevent the grease from splattering and possibly burning
you in the process.
Extinguishing grease fires – Salt tossed on a grease fire on
the stove or in the oven will smother flames. Never use water;
it will only spatter the burning grease.
Improving coffee and hot cocoa – A pinch of salt in coffee or
cocoa will enhance the flavor and remove the bitterness of
over-cooked coffee.
Improving poultry – To improve the flavor of poultry, rub the
fowl inside and out with salt before roasting.
Fixing over-salted soups – If soup has been oversalted, cut up
a raw potato or two and drop into the soup. The potato will
absorb the salt.
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CLEANING WITH SALT
Cleaning brass – Mix equal parts of salt, flour and vinegar to
make a paste, rub the paste on the brass item, leave on for an
hour or so, then clean with a soft cloth or brush and buff with
a dry cloth.
Cleaning wicker – To prevent yellowing, scrub wicker furniture
with a stiff brush moistened with warm saltwater and allow to
dry in the sun.
Cleaning grease spots on rugs – Some grease spots can be removed
with a solution of one part salt and four parts alcohol and
rubbing hard but carefully to avoid damage to the nap.
Cleaning greasy pans – The greasiest iron pan will wash easily
if you use a little salt in it and wipe with paper.
Cleaning ovens – Salt and cinnamon take the “burned food” odor
away from ovens and stove burners. Sprinkle spills while oven
and burners are still hot; when dry, remove the salted spots
with a stiff brush or cloth.
Cleaning stained cups – Rubbing with salt will remove stubborn
tea or coffee stains from cups.
Cleaning refrigerators – Use salt and soda water to clean and
sweeten the inside of your refrigerator. It won’t scratch enamel
either.
Cleaning tarnished silverware – Rub tarnish with salt before
washing.
Cleaning copper pans – Remove stains on copper pans by salting
area and scouring with a cloth soaked in vinegar.
Cleaning coffee pots – Remove bitterness from percolators and
other coffee pots by filling with water, adding four tablespoons
of salt and percolating or boiling as usual.
Remove lipstick marks from glassware – Lipstick smudges on
glassware can be hard to remove, even in the dishwasher. That’s
because the emollients designed to help lipstick stay on your
lips do a good job sticking to glassware too. Before washing
your stemware, rocks glasses, or water tumblers, rub the edges
with salt to erase lipstick stains.
Removing onion odors from hands – Rub fingers with salt moistened
with vinegar.
“Sweetening” containers – Salt can “sweeten” and deodorize
thermos bottles and jugs, decanters and other closed containers.
Cleaning sink drains – Pour a strong salt brine down the kitchen
sink drain regularly to eliminate odors and keep grease from
building up.
Preventing mold – To prevent mold on cheese, wrap it in a cloth
dampened with saltwater before refrigerating.
Brightening cutting boards – After washing them with soap and
water, rub cutting boards with a damp cloth dipped in salt; the
boards will be lighter and brighter.
Clean dough off countertops - After rolling dough out on
countertops, sprinkle salt on the countertop, and you will be
able to wipe up the dough residue easily, without it forming
sticky lumps.
Burned-on Stains - Soak enamel pans in salt water overnight and
boil salt water in them next day to remove burned-on stains.
Cleaning dried-on egg – Sprinkle salt on dishes right after
breakfast; it makes them a whiz to clean when you have time.
Pre-treatment for stains on clothing - Eating out and dropped
sauce or dressing on your clothing? Quickly sprinkle a little
salt on the still damp sauce or dressing to absorb it. When you
arrive home, wash as normal.
Removing wine stains – If wine is spilled on a tablecloth or
rug, blot up as much as possible and immediately cover the wine
with salt, which will absorb the remaining wine. Later rinse the
tablecloth with cold water; scrape up the salt from the rug and
then vacuum the spot.
Removing rings from tables – White rings left on tables from
wet or hot dishes or glasses can be removed by rubbing a thin
paste of salad oil and salt on the spot with your fingers,
letting it stand an hour or two, then wiping it off.
Piano Keys – Use a mixture of salt and lemon juice to clean
piano keys.
Muddy footprints on carpet – Sprinkle salt on carpets to dry
out muddy footprints before vacuuming.
Stainless steel – Rub with a gritty paste of two tablespoons
of salt mixed with lemon juice. Rinse well and pat dry with a
soft cloth.
Preventing food from sticking – Rub a pancake griddle with a
small bag of salt to prevent sticking and smoking. Sprinkle a
little salt in the skillet before frying fish to prevent the fish
from sticking. Sprinkle salt on washed skillets, waffle iron
plates or griddles, heat in a warm oven, dust off salt; when
they are next used, foods will not stick.
Extending broom life – New brooms will wear longer if soaked
in hot saltwater before they are first used.
Restoring sponges – Give sponges new life by soaking them in
cold saltwater after they are washed.
Settling suds – If a washing machine bubbles over from too many
suds, sprinkle salt on the suds to reduce them.
Keep clothes from freezing on the line - Add a little salt to
the rinse water when washing a load of laundry to keep the
clothes from freezing stiff on the clothesline. Soaking the
clothesline in salt water will also prevent clothes from sticking
to it in cold weather.
Brightening yellowed cottons or linens – Boil the yellowed items
for one hour in a salt and baking soda solution
Removing mildew or rust stains – Moisten stained spots with a
mixture of lemon juice and salt, then spread the item in the
sun for bleaching; and finally, rinse and dry.
Fix a sticking iron – Sprinkle a little salt on a piece of paper
and run the hot iron over it to remove rough, sticky spots.
Color-matching nylons – Good nylons that don’t have a match can
be made the same color by boiling them a few minutes in a pan
of lightly salted water.
Cleaning fish tanks – Rub the inside of fish tanks with salt
to remove hard water deposits, then rinse well before returning
the fish to the tank. Use only plain, not iodized, salt.
HEALTH & BEAUTY
Relief for canker sores, sore throats - A saltwater gargle
will take the bite out of a toothache and ease the pain of
canker sores and sore throats. Dissolve two teaspoons of
salt in 1/4 cup of warm water and swish it around in your
mouth for at least 20 seconds, gargling if you have a sore
throat.
Extend toothbrush life - Soak toothbrushes in salt water
before your first use; they’ll last longer.
Clean teeth - Use one part fine salt to two parts baking soda —
dip your toothbrush in the mix and brush as usual. You can
also use the same mix dissolved in water for orthodontic
appliances.
Fresh breath - Mix equal parts salt and baking soda in water
for a fresh and deodorizing mouth rinse.
Reducing eye puffiness – Mix one teaspoon of salt in a pint of
hot water and apply pads soaked in the solution on the puffy
areas.
Relieving tired feet – Soak aching feet in warm water and a
handful of salt. Rinse in cool water.
Relieving bee stings – If stung, immediately wet the spot and
cover with salt to relieve the pain.
Treating mosquito and chigger bites – Soak in saltwater, then
apply a mixture of lard and salt.
Removing dry skin – After bathing and while still wet give
yourself a massage with dry salt. It removes dead skin particles
and aids the circulation.
Treating poison ivy – Soaking the exposed part in hot saltwater
helps hasten the end to poison ivy irritation.
Relieving fatigue – Soak for at least ten minutes in a tub of
water with several handfuls of salt.
Stimulating facial – Mix equal parts of salt and olive oil
and gently massage the face and throat with long upward and
inward strokes. Remove mixture after five minutes and wash
face.
A pre-shampoo dandruff treatment - The abrasiveness of
ordinary table salt works great for scrubbing out dandruff
before you shampoo. Grab a salt shaker and shake some salt
onto your dry scalp. Then work it through your hair, giving
your scalp a massage. You’ll find you’ve worked out the dry,
flaky skin and are ready for a shampoo.
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AROUND THE HOUSE
Tame a wild barbecue - Toss a handful of salt on flames from
meat dripping in barbecue grills to reduce the flames and
calm the smoke without cooling the coals (like water does).
Drip-proofing candles – Soak new candles in a strong salt
solution for a few hours, then dry them well. When burned
they will not drip.
Removing soot – Occasionally throw a handful of salt on
the flames in your fireplace; it will help loosen soot from
the chimney and salt makes a bright yellow flame.
Cleaning flower vases – To remove deposits caused by flowers
and water, rub with salt; if you cannot reach the deposits
to rub them, put a strong salt solution in the vase and shake,
then wash the vase with soap and water.
Keeping cut flowers fresh - Mix a tablespoon of salt into
the water of a vase of cut flowers to keep them fresh longer.
Holding artificial flowers – Artificial flowers can be held
in an artistic arrangement by pouring salt into the container,
adding a little cold water and then arranging the flowers. The
salt will solidify as it dries and hold the flowers in place.
It’s cheaper than filling the vases with marbles or other small
items. Salt is better than sand, too, because it provides a
pure white color.
Art Project – Paint with watercolor then sprinkle with salt.
When it dries, brush the salt off to reveal a beautiful
stippled effect.
Clothespins – Boil clothespins in salt water before using
them and they will last longer.
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Rose air freshener – To make a rose air freshener try layering
rose petals and salt in a glass jar with a tightly fitting lid.
Then just remove the lid to freshen the air.
Keeping patios weed-free – If weeds or unwanted grass come up
between patio bricks or blocks, carefully spread salt between
the bricks and blocks, then sprinkle with water or wait for
rain to wet it down.
Deodorize your sneakers - Sneakers and other canvas shoes can
get pretty smelly, especially if you wear them without socks
in the summertime. Sprinkling a little salt in canvas shoes
occasionally will absorb the moisture and help remove odors
Keeping windows frost-free – Rub the inside of windows with
a sponge dipped in a saltwater solution and rub dry; the
windows will not frost up in sub-freezing weather. Rubbing a
small cloth bag containing salt that has been moistened on
your car’s windshield will keep snow and ice from collecting.
Killing poison ivy – Mix three pounds of salt with a gallon of
soapy water and apply to leaves and stems with a sprayer.
Goodbye to fleas - If your dogs have fleas, simply wash their
doghouse and blankets in salt water. If you’re worried your
dogs may have brought fleas into your house, sprinkle your
carpets lightly with salt and then brush it in. Leave it for
12 hours and vacuum thoroughly.
Keep radishes safe in the garden – Salt worms (cutworms) will
be repelled if you sprinkle seeds with table salt, then cover
with dirt.
De-icing sidewalks and driveways – Lightly sprinkling rock
salt on walks and driveways will keep snow and ice from bonding
to the pavement and allow for easy removal. Don’t overdo it;
use the salt sensibly to avoid damage to grass and ornamentals.
Make play dough – Use 1 cup flour, 1/2 cup salt, 1 cup water,
2 tablespoons oil, and 2 tablespoons cream of tartar. Stir
together flour, cream of tartar salt, and oil, and slowly
add water. Cook over medium heat stirring frequently until
dough becomes stiff. Spread onto wax paper and let cool.
Knead the dough with your hands until it reaches a good
dough consistency.
Deter ants - Sprinkle salt in doorways, on window sills and
anywhere else ants use to sneak into your house. It’s a sure
way to keep them out!
Easy fireplace cleanup - When you’re ready to turn in for the
night but the fire is still glowing in the hearth, douse the
flames with salt. The fire will burn out more quickly, so
you’ll wind up with less soot than if you let it smolder.
Cleanup is easier, too, because the salt helps the ashes and
residue gather into easy sweepings.
Repair walls - To fill nail holes, fix chips or other small
dings in white sheet-rock or plaster walls, mix 2 tablespoons
salt and 2 tablespoons cornstarch, then add enough water
(about 5 teaspoons) to make a thick paste. Use the paste to
fill the holes.
Removing rust – Use salt and a damp rag to remove rust
from auto bumpers, bike handles and metals; rinse thoroughly.
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...Wowsers! Thanks Bunni!
I haven't checked all these out - use with caution.
Gives more meaning to what Jesus said:
Matt.5:13a 'Ye are the salt of the earth:'
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