Groundhog, Lexophile And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! 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You Are The 'Salt' Of Shangrala! :) ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: Mud Baths At The Spa .-""""""-. A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor .' '. tells him, "I have some very bad news / O O \ for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted : ` : with a fatal and incurable disease." | | So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING : .------. : I can do, doc?" \ ' ' / '. .' "Hmmm.... maybe you should go to a spa and jgs '-......-' start taking daily mud baths." The doctor tells the patient. "Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?" "Probably not.... But at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt!" _ _ (_'-----------------------------------------------'_) (_.===============================================._) Writings on Hospital Charts Actual writings on hospital charts ("Actual"? Mmmm...) She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared The patient is tearful and crying constsntly. She also appears to be depressed The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993 Discharge status: Alive but without my permission Healthy appearing decrepit 68 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful The patient refused autopsy The patient has no previous history of suicides Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the last 3 days Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch She is numb from her toes down While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home The skin was moist and dry Occasional,constant infrequent headaches Patient was alert and unresponsive Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized The lab test indicated abnormal lover function The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. Skin: somewhat pale but present. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ February 3 is Cordova Ice Worm Day February 4 is Create A Vacuum Day February 5 is Disaster Day February 6 is Lame Duck Day February 7 is Charles Dickens Day February 8 is Kite Flying Day February 9 is Toothache Day February 10 is Umbrella Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: v~v~v~v !@!@!@! _!_!_!_!_ | || || | || ||| }{{{{}}}{{{ ejm97 __||__ >Bake Sale A busy mom made brownies for her daughter's school bake sale. The day of the sale she reached into the refrigerator for the pan and raced to the sale. Later, after the sale, she returned to school to pick up the pan. She noticed that no one touched the pan of brownies, so she looked at it and, to her shame, saw not brownies, but steak she had left marinating in a similar pan. -<>- >Easy Eggs One Sunday morning, while stationed in the Air Force, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs. Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you." With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me. -<>- >Movie Makeup Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave "right now" at which point our teenage daughter headed for the bathroom to apply makeup. Her dad yelled for her to get in the car immediately, and headed for the garage grumbling. On the way to the multiplex my husband glanced in the rear-view mirror and caught our teen applying lipstick and blush, which produced the predictable lecture. "Look at your mom," he said. "She didn't put on any makeup just to go sit in a dark movie theater." From the back I heard, "Yeah, but Mom doesn't need makeup." My heart swelling with the compliment, I turned back to thank this sweet, wonderful daughter of mine just as she continued, "Nobody looks at her." -<>- >Odd Noise Heavy snow had buried a woman's van in their driveway. Her husband dug around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed her free. A short while later, while on the road, she heard an odd noise coming from under the van. Concerned, she got on her cell phone and called home. "Thank God you answered," she said when her husband picked up. "There's this alarming sound coming under the van. For a minute I thought I was dragging you down the highway." In a shocked voice, her husband replied, "And you didn't stop?!" -<>- >Overdue Wedding Gift Five years after my wife, Julia, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift: an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a note: "I wanted to make sure the marriage would last." Julia wasn't amused, but she thought the present deserved a thank-you note anyway, which she dutifully sent five years later. Her note read: "I wanted to be sure the ice-cream maker would last." ========================================================= ..::''''::.. .:::. .;'' ``;. .... ::::: :: :: :: :: ,;' .;: () ..: `:::' :: :: :: :: ::. ..:,:;.,:;. . :: .::::. `:' :: .:' :: :: `:. :: '''::, :: :: :: `:: :: ;: .:: : :: : : :: ,:'; ::; :: :: :: :: :: ::,::''. . :: `:. .:' :: `:,,,,;;' ,;; ,;;, ;;, ,;;, ,;;, `:,,,,:' :;: `;..``::::''..;' ``::,,,,::'' >-->Groundhog Day Jokes And Smiles :) Q: On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster? A: You'll have six more weeks of stupidity! Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy? A: Ground-dog Day! Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher? A: He became a pound hog! Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow? A: We'll have six more weeks of splinters! Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den? A: He was having a bad lair day! Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink? A: Ground Nog Day! Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2? A: The ground frog! Daisy Groundhog Riddle http://daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/2009/02/groundhog-day-riddle.html --- ...As you may know, he again saw his shadow - so 6 more weeks! ====================================================== >-->From Our Friend Fran :) This is an extra ... with the cold weather we are having I thought you all would enjoy it. Carol >IT Was So Cold... It was so cold... we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues! It was so cold... hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs! It was so cold... roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker! It was so cold... when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring! It was so cold... the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses! It was so cold... kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet!" It was so cold... the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in igloo It was so cold... pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm! It was so cold . . . the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence! It was so cold... I chipped a tooth on my soup! It was so cold... Grandpa’s teeth were chattering in the glass! It was so cold... the dogs were wearing cats! It was so cold... Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick! It was so cold... Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans! It was so cold... the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle. It was so cold . . . we had to chop up the piano for firewood but we only got two chords for cut fuel wood, It was so cold... we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas! It was so cold... kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem goose pimples! It was so cold... when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows - we got chocolate ice cream! It was so cold... words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire! It was so cold... the dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits just to get them running! It was so cold... Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off. It was so cold... we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up! It was so cold... the Husky Association was making emergency service calls to get the dog teams started! Then... It was so cold . . . when we parked the sled we either had to plug in the dogs or keep them running in place! --- ...LOL! Thanks Fran! ========================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: Two or three years ago there was the story of the guy who burned his house down while trying to burn a squirrel's nest out of his gutters. Then there was the guy who burned his house down trying to thaw the frozen water pipes in his crawl space with a blow torch. But this family set their Alabama home on fire when they tried to burn off toilet paper stuck in a tree. Cheryl Crausewell said they were cleaning their home after it was toilet-papered as part of a teen prank. Unable to get rid of pesky pieces on a tree's branches, she lit once piece of paper with a lighter in hopes that it would burn off. But she said the wind blew the flaming piece into the yard and set the grass ablaze. "It just popped out into a little patch and we tried to put it out and it just kept going," she said. There were no injuries reported but the home was destroyed. On the plus side the toilet paper was no longer a problem. *-- Man gets jail time for tearing down brother's home with forklift --* ETNE, Norway - A Norwegian man was sentenced to 14 months in prison for demolishing his brother's home with a forklift, official said. The incident happened last summer in the village of Etne, TheLocal.no reported Friday. Sturla Vik-Vestly, a lawyer for the victim, told TheLocal.no the man decided to demolish his older brother's home after hearing rumors that he planned to knock down an older house on the family property that the younger brother believed he had a right to live in. "His way of reacting was totally crazy," Vik-Vestly said. "You don't tear down a house because you hear some rumors." The older brother and his 16-year-old son were in the house when the suspect began tearing down walls with the forklift, Vik-Vestly said. Along with the jail time, the younger brother has been ordered to pay $164,000 in damages to his older brother, and received a five-year driving ban for drunken driving while fleeing the scene. *-- Satanic group 'very happy' with support for Okla. state house statue --* OKLAHOMA CITY - A Satanic group based in New York said it has been surprised by the support it's received for a statue the group wants to place at the Oklahoma state Capitol. The Satanic Temple of New York caused a stir this month when it proposed a 7-foot-tall statue of Satan and two children be placed alongside a Ten Commandments monument on the grounds of the Oklahoma state Capitol, The Oklahoman reported. The group contends if the the Christian monument is allowed to remain in place, other monuments such as the satanic statue should also be allowed. The group said it has received a lot of support, much of it from Christians. "It's really the best I could hope for. The response has been remarkable, amazing," group spokesman Lucien Greave told the newspaper. "I couldn't have hoped for this magnitude of positive response, but I'm really moved by it. I'm happy and encouraged by people. We're getting emails from people who are Christians who feel comfortable reaching out to us and supporting it. "They are starting to look past the labels to see what we're actually doing and what we actually stand for. I am surprised, but I'm very happily surprised," Greaves said. "We've gotten a flood of emails from more Oklahomans who stand behind this project and are willing to support it -- sign a petition, sign a waiver, you know, help establish our standing or help in any way they can." *-- Cow farts blamed for barn fire in Germany --* RASDORF, Germany - Emergency responders in Germany said a barn fire was caused by flatulent cows releasing methane gas around a massaging machine. Police and firefighters said Monday they were called to a barn in Rasdorf, Hesse, to put out flames sparked when methane from the unusually flatulent cows reacted with static energy from a massaging machine designed to increase milk production, TheLocal.de reported Tuesday. One cow was treated for burns and the roof of the barn suffered damage from the flames, police said. *-- Police: Robber accidentally shot himself in testicles --* PORTLAND, Ore. - Police in Oregon said they arrested an alleged robber who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after wounding his victim. Portland Police said in a news release Joseph Johnson, 40, pulled a gun on neighbor Jordan Merrell in the parking lot behind the building they live in Tuesday and demanded Merrell hand over some unspecified property. Johnson allegedly shot Merrell in the leg before fleeing. Police said he shoved his gun into the waistband of his pants and accidentally shot himself in the testicles while running. A Transit Police officer spotted Johnson getting into a car later that night and he was arrested after falling to the ground while attempting to flee. Johnson, who was found to be carrying a handgun reported stolen in November, was treated for his injuries before being released for booking into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of first degree robbery, second degree assault and felon in possession of a firearm. Merrell was hospitalized with serious injures police said were not considered life threatening. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH'H`HHHHH'H`HHHHHHHH HHHHHbodHHHHHbodHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH'`HHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHooHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHP`HHHHHH'`HHHHHHHH HHHHHHb """" dHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHboooooodHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Krogg >Lexophile "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for punning wordplay, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is supposedly held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end. ... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U. C. L. A. ... The batteries were given out free of charge. ... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. ... A will is a dead giveaway. ... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ... A boiled egg is hard to beat. ... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. ... Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ... Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. ... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. ... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. ... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. ... He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. ... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. And the cream of the wretched crop: ... Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end. --- ...LOL! These are fun! Thanks Geniann! ================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ |\ ^ ^ | .//_O \O_ \ \_ (_) / \ \_/ / __/\ /\__ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ JRO The best illustration of the value of brief speech was given by Mark Twain. His story was that when he had listened for five minutes to the preacher telling of the heathen, he wept, and was going to contribute fifty dollars... after ten minutes more of the sermon, he reduced the amount of his prospective contribution to twenty-five dollars...after a half hour more of eloquence, he cut the sum to five dollars. At the end of an hour of oratory when the plate was passed, he stole two dollars. -<>- At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches. I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder and several boxes of aspirin. As the man behind me in the checkout line peered at my purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, "Must be one heck of a kid!" -<>- This happened to an Englishman in France who was caught on the road drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a couple bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving...on the other side?" -<>- Recently one Congressman from a Bible Belt congressional district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey. The politician responded, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it." He continued, "But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. "This is my position and I will not compromise." -<>- A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?" "I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?" -<>- More examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests [these absolutely slay me]: 1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shake- speare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. 2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. 3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were to 2 singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "a horse divided against itself can not stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. 4. Abraham Lincoln was America's greatest precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation . On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in the moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a suposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career. 5. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. 6. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this. -<>- In a small business office they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to spell any difficult words. Early one Monday the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages and she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and then confidently offer, "My dif- ficult word is reconciliation. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N." -<>- When we decided to sell our house, we nailed "FOR SALE BY OWNER" signs on two trees in our front yard. Before long, the doorbell rang. "How much do you want for the trees?" a young man asked. ========================================================= >-->From The MouthPiece: * * * * ) (\___/) ( * /( \ (. .) )\ * # ) c\ >' ( # ' )-_/ ' \\|, ____| |__ ,|// \ ) ( ` ~ ) ( / #\ / /| . ' .) \ /# | \ / ) , / \ / | \,/ ;;,,;,; \,/ _,#;,;;,;, /,i;;;,,;#,; (( %;;,;,;;,; )) ;#;,;%;;,, _// ;,;; ,#;, /_) #,; // // \|_ \|_ |#\ |#\ -" b'ger -" >The Top 14 Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job 14. Your coffee stays hot all day! 13. Never have to look very far to find the legal depart- ment. 12. In hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge -- Satan! 11. 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room. 10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy. 9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now. 8. No more wondering if the boss hates you. 7. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of public transportation. 6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating. 5. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with the boss! 4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday. Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday. 3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby! 2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now and then without threatening a harassment complaint. 1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle! -<>- &&& && && &&&&. &&& .&&&&& && &&& &&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&& & &` && && .&&&&& &&&; &8 .&&&: && &` & && 8&& & `& && && .&_ oO_&.-.-. && ( __ -/--' &&~ .'-__-'& &&&~`'\`& &&&~` _& &&&&` && &&8&&&& &&&&&&& & &&&&&&& &&;&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&& ~~~ .~~~~~ `&&&&&&&&& ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~;!&&&&&&&&&&~/~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~\~~~~&/` \`~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ `~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ >Late Show Top Ten Things Hillary Clinton Wanted To Accomplish On Her Trip Overseas 10. Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that's worth something 9. Win respect defeating Japan's top-ranked sumo wrestler 8. Shift world's perception of America from "hated" to "extremely disliked" 7. Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors 6. Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits 5. Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader, General Tso 4. Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy 3. Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to mercury-tainted products 2. Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled "The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby" 1. Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Heart Animations http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs_f-j.html Valentine Animations http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs_u-z.html Venice Of Holland! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/gvillage.html Attitude Is Everything 3! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/attitude3.html Sweet Wooden Car! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/woodcar.html Life's Little Oops 8! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whoops8.html John Scapes' Basement! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/basement.html Stuck Animals! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/stuck.html Did You See That? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/seethat.html Snow Fun! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/snowfun.html Attitude Is Everything 4! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/attitude4.html Akiane Child Prodigy! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/prodigy.html -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) The new tallest waterslide in the world is in Kansas City. It's called "Verruckt," which is the German word for insane. You'd have to be verruckt to ride this death slide! This quadcopter video is all the proof I need! Would you ride this wild slide? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SdKI6WS7ghE How do you eat your chicken wings? If you just bite into them, you end up wasting a ton of meat and probably getting buffalo sauce all over your face. There's a simple, ingenious method to getting all that delicious meat without any mess. If you haven't been using it, you've been missing out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eMHwsJKj1MA --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- >From Our Friend Bunni :) Clydesdale Horse Saves Puppy http://tinyurl.com/leht7tn --- ...Aww, gives chills! So Sweet! Thanks Bunni! -<>- >From Our Friend Melocdy :) Jessica the Hippo http://www.flixxy.com/pet-hippo.htm --- ...Awww, one super pampered pet! Thanks Melody! Amusement Ride http://www.wimp.com/russiaride/ --- ...Oh No Thanks! HaHa! 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If you simply say, 'Don't make the same mistake,' you'll avoid the first mistake, won't you?" --George Carlin A teenage boy to his father... 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