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Our First red hot page is from our friend Karen. I am sure
you will be Smiling after visiting this fun whimsical page!
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...These animal puns are a treasure! Thanks KarenF!
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...Wow! Never knew many of these existed! Thanks Bunni!
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>-->From TheFunnyBone:
Mud Baths At The Spa
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"Hmmm.... maybe you should go to a spa and jgs '-......-'
start taking daily mud baths." The doctor
tells the patient.
"Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?"
"Probably not....
But at least you'll get used to being covered in dirt!"
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Writings on Hospital Charts
Actual writings on hospital charts ("Actual"? Mmmm...)
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she
was very hot in bed last night
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it
disappeared
The patient is tearful and crying constsntly. She also appears to be
depressed
The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in
1993
Discharge status: Alive but without my permission
Healthy appearing decrepit 68 year old male, mentally alert but
forgetful
The patient refused autopsy
The patient has no previous history of suicides
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital
Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with
only a 40 pound weight gain in the last 3 days
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch
She is numb from her toes down
While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home
The skin was moist and dry
Occasional,constant infrequent headaches
Patient was alert and unresponsive
Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job
as a stockbroker instead.
Skin: somewhat pale but present.
The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor
Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank, who felt we should
sit on the abdomen and I agree
Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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February 3 is Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is Disaster Day
February 6 is Lame Duck Day
February 7 is Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is Kite Flying Day
February 9 is Toothache Day
February 10 is Umbrella Day
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>Bake Sale
A busy mom made brownies for her daughter's school bake sale. The day
of the sale she reached into the refrigerator for the pan and raced to
the sale.
Later, after the sale, she returned to school to pick up the pan. She
noticed that no one touched the pan of brownies, so she looked at it
and, to her shame, saw not brownies, but steak she had left marinating
in a similar pan.
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>Easy Eggs
One Sunday morning, while stationed in the Air Force, I was in line for
breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of
harassed. After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs.
Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is
easiest for you."
With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed
it back to me.
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>Movie Makeup
Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to
leave "right now" at which point our teenage daughter headed for the
bathroom to apply makeup. Her dad yelled for her to get in the car
immediately, and headed for the garage grumbling.
On the way to the multiplex my husband glanced in the rear-view mirror
and caught our teen applying lipstick and blush, which produced the
predictable lecture. "Look at your mom," he said. "She didn't put on
any makeup just to go sit in a dark movie theater."
From the back I heard, "Yeah, but Mom doesn't need makeup."
My heart swelling with the compliment, I turned back to thank this
sweet, wonderful daughter of mine just as she continued, "Nobody looks
at her."
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>Odd Noise
Heavy snow had buried a woman's van in their driveway. Her husband dug
around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed her
free.
A short while later, while on the road, she heard an odd noise coming
from under the van. Concerned, she got on her cell phone and called
home.
"Thank God you answered," she said when her husband picked up.
"There's this alarming sound coming under the van. For a minute I
thought I was dragging you down the highway."
In a shocked voice, her husband replied, "And you didn't stop?!"
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>Overdue Wedding Gift
Five years after my wife, Julia, and I were married, we received our
final wedding gift: an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover
procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a note: "I
wanted to make sure the marriage would last."
Julia wasn't amused, but she thought the present deserved a thank-you
note anyway, which she dutifully sent five years later.
Her note read: "I wanted to be sure the ice-cream maker would last."
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>-->Groundhog Day Jokes And Smiles :)
Q: On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid
monster?
A: You'll have six more weeks of stupidity!
Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
A: Ground-dog Day!
Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!
Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?
A: We'll have six more weeks of splinters!
Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
A: He was having a bad lair day!
Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
A: Ground Nog Day!
Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!
Daisy Groundhog Riddle
http://daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/2009/02/groundhog-day-riddle.html
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...As you may know, he again saw his shadow - so 6 more weeks!
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>-->From Our Friend Fran :)
This is an extra ... with the cold weather we are having I thought you
all would enjoy it. Carol
>IT Was So Cold...
It was so cold...
we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around
for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold...
roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use
the pressure cooker!
It was so cold...
when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the
spring!
It was so cold...
the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new
pair of eyeglasses!
It was so cold...
kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my
pajamas haven't thawed out yet!"
It was so cold...
the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in igloo
It was so cold...
pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets
just to keep them warm!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric
fence!
It was so cold...
I chipped a tooth on my soup!
It was so cold...
Grandpa’s teeth were chattering in the glass!
It was so cold...
the dogs were wearing cats!
It was so cold...
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
It was so cold...
Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
It was so cold...
the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.
It was so cold . . .
we had to chop up the piano for firewood but we only got two chords
for cut fuel wood,
It was so cold...
we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out
of our parkas!
It was so cold...
kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem goose pimples!
It was so cold...
when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown
cows - we got chocolate ice cream!
It was so cold...
words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said,
you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire!
It was so cold...
the dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits just to get them
running!
It was so cold...
Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their
clothes off.
It was so cold...
we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to
warm up!
It was so cold...
the Husky Association was making emergency service calls to get the
dog teams started!
Then...
It was so cold . . .
when we parked the sled we either had to plug in the dogs or keep them
running in place!
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...LOL! Thanks Fran!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
Two or three years ago there was the story of the guy who
burned his house down while trying to burn a squirrel's
nest out of his gutters. Then there was the guy who burned
his house down trying to thaw the frozen water pipes in
his crawl space with a blow torch.
But this family set their Alabama home on fire when they
tried to burn off toilet paper stuck in a tree.
Cheryl Crausewell said they were cleaning their home after
it was toilet-papered as part of a teen prank. Unable to
get rid of pesky pieces on a tree's branches, she lit once
piece of paper with a lighter in hopes that it would burn
off.
But she said the wind blew the flaming piece into the yard
and set the grass ablaze.
"It just popped out into a little patch and we tried to put
it out and it just kept going," she said.
There were no injuries reported but the home was destroyed.
On the plus side the toilet paper was no longer a problem.
*-- Man gets jail time for tearing down brother's home with forklift --*
ETNE, Norway - A Norwegian man was sentenced to 14 months
in prison for demolishing his brother's home with a
forklift, official said. The incident happened last summer
in the village of Etne, TheLocal.no reported Friday. Sturla
Vik-Vestly, a lawyer for the victim, told TheLocal.no the
man decided to demolish his older brother's home after
hearing rumors that he planned to knock down an older house
on the family property that the younger brother believed
he had a right to live in. "His way of reacting was totally
crazy," Vik-Vestly said. "You don't tear down a house
because you hear some rumors." The older brother and his
16-year-old son were in the house when the suspect began
tearing down walls with the forklift, Vik-Vestly said.
Along with the jail time, the younger brother has been
ordered to pay $164,000 in damages to his older brother,
and received a five-year driving ban for drunken driving
while fleeing the scene.
*-- Satanic group 'very happy' with support for Okla. state house
statue --*
OKLAHOMA CITY - A Satanic group based in New York said
it has been surprised by the support it's received for
a statue the group wants to place at the Oklahoma state
Capitol. The Satanic Temple of New York caused a stir
this month when it proposed a 7-foot-tall statue of Satan
and two children be placed alongside a Ten Commandments
monument on the grounds of the Oklahoma state Capitol,
The Oklahoman reported. The group contends if the the
Christian monument is allowed to remain in place, other
monuments such as the satanic statue should also be
allowed. The group said it has received a lot of support,
much of it from Christians. "It's really the best I could
hope for. The response has been remarkable, amazing,"
group spokesman Lucien Greave told the newspaper. "I
couldn't have hoped for this magnitude of positive
response, but I'm really moved by it. I'm happy and
encouraged by people. We're getting emails from people
who are Christians who feel comfortable reaching out to
us and supporting it. "They are starting to look past
the labels to see what we're actually doing and what we
actually stand for. I am surprised, but I'm very happily
surprised," Greaves said. "We've gotten a flood of emails
from more Oklahomans who stand behind this project and
are willing to support it -- sign a petition, sign a
waiver, you know, help establish our standing or help in
any way they can."
*-- Cow farts blamed for barn fire in Germany --*
RASDORF, Germany - Emergency responders in Germany said a
barn fire was caused by flatulent cows releasing methane
gas around a massaging machine. Police and firefighters
said Monday they were called to a barn in Rasdorf, Hesse,
to put out flames sparked when methane from the unusually
flatulent cows reacted with static energy from a massaging
machine designed to increase milk production, TheLocal.de
reported Tuesday. One cow was treated for burns and the
roof of the barn suffered damage from the flames, police
said.
*-- Police: Robber accidentally shot himself in testicles --*
PORTLAND, Ore. - Police in Oregon said they arrested an
alleged robber who accidentally shot himself in the
testicles after wounding his victim. Portland Police said
in a news release Joseph Johnson, 40, pulled a gun on
neighbor Jordan Merrell in the parking lot behind the
building they live in Tuesday and demanded Merrell hand
over some unspecified property. Johnson allegedly shot
Merrell in the leg before fleeing. Police said he shoved
his gun into the waistband of his pants and accidentally
shot himself in the testicles while running. A Transit
Police officer spotted Johnson getting into a car later
that night and he was arrested after falling to the
ground while attempting to flee. Johnson, who was found
to be carrying a handgun reported stolen in November,
was treated for his injuries before being released for
booking into the Multnomah County Jail on charges of
first degree robbery, second degree assault and felon in
possession of a firearm. Merrell was hospitalized with
serious injures police said were not considered life
threatening.
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>Lexophile
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love
for punning wordplay, such as "you can tune a piano, but you
can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies
is supposedly held every year in an undisclosed location.
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U. C. L. A.
... The batteries were given out free of charge.
... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
... Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
... Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully
recovered.
... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the wretched crop:
... Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
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...LOL! These are fun! Thanks Geniann!
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The best illustration of the value of brief speech was given
by Mark Twain.
His story was that when he had listened for five minutes to
the preacher telling of the heathen, he wept, and was going
to contribute fifty dollars... after ten minutes more of the
sermon, he reduced the amount of his prospective contribution
to twenty-five dollars...after a half hour more of eloquence,
he cut the sum to five dollars.
At the end of an hour of oratory when the plate was passed,
he stole two dollars.
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At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some
supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder
to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin
for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.
I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with
four cases of baby powder and several boxes of aspirin. As
the man behind me in the checkout line peered at my purchases,
he laughed and exclaimed, "Must be one heck of a kid!"
-<>-
This happened to an Englishman in France who was caught on
the road drunk.
The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman
if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the
Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that
his daughter got married in the morning to a French man,
and that he drank champagne and a couple bottles of wine
at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt
there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test him and
asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is
going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers, "No sir, I do not! But while we're
asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and
my wife is driving...on the other side?"
-<>-
Recently one Congressman from a Bible Belt congressional
district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey.
The politician responded, "If you mean the demon drink that
poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life,
and inflames sinners, then I'm against it."
He continued, "But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer,
the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts
needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled
children, then I'm for it.
"This is my position and I will not compromise."
-<>-
A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase
coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused
him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the
same thing?"
-<>-
More examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class
during history tests [these absolutely slay me]:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shake-
speare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday.
He never made much money and is famous only because of his
plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all
in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a
heroic couple.
2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel
Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was
John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died
and he wrote Paradise Regained.
3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented
Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin
were to 2 singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin
discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and
declared, "a horse divided against itself can not stand."
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
4. Abraham Lincoln was America's greatest precedent. Lincoln's
mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which
he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves
by signing the Emasculation Proclamation . On the night of
April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in
his seat by one of the actors in the moving picture show.
They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a suposingly
insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
5. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and
had a large number of children. In between he practiced on
an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died
from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer
in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half
Italian, and half English. He was very large.
6. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so
deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest
even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in
1827 and later died from this.
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In a small business office they have an answering machine
that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and
to spell any difficult words.
Early one Monday the secretary was reviewing the weekend
messages and she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite
her name and address and then confidently offer, "My dif-
ficult word is reconciliation. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N."
-<>-
When we decided to sell our house, we nailed "FOR SALE BY
OWNER" signs on two trees in our front yard. Before long,
the doorbell rang. "How much do you want for the trees?"
a young man asked.
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>The Top 14 Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job
14. Your coffee stays hot all day!
13. Never have to look very far to find the legal depart-
ment.
12. In hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge --
Satan!
11. 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.
10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes
in handy.
9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now.
8. No more wondering if the boss hates you.
7. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of
public transportation.
6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually
quite invigorating.
5. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with
the boss!
4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member
every Friday.
3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude,
Baby!
2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty
joke now and then without threatening a harassment complaint.
1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!
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>Late Show Top Ten
Things Hillary Clinton Wanted To Accomplish On Her Trip
Overseas
10. Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that's worth
something
9. Win respect defeating Japan's top-ranked sumo wrestler
8. Shift world's perception of America from "hated" to
"extremely disliked"
7. Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors
6. Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits
5. Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader,
General Tso
4. Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy
3. Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to
mercury-tainted products
2. Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled
"The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby"
1. Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama
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The new tallest waterslide in the world is in Kansas City. It's called
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proof I need! Would you ride this wild slide?
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station for an assault charge. There was confusion when he
first arrived. They asked him, 'Hey, little girl, have you
lost your mommy?'" -Conan O'Brien
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Union address. I think I know why the ratings were low -
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make the same mistake. Then you make the same mistake twice.
If you simply say, 'Don't make the same mistake,' you'll
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list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high
school." --Charles Almon in The Wall Street Journal
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evening in front of it in only eight minutes." -Steven Wright
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