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"She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes", replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven." -<>- Question: Did you hear about the man that got a job in a watch factory? Answer: All he did was stand around making faces. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 1 is April Fool's Day, Atheist Day, International Fun at Work Day and International Tatting Day April 2 is Children's Book Day, National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day and Reconciliation Day April 3 is Don't Go to Work Unless it's Fun Day, Tweed Day and World Party Day April 4 is Hug a Newsman Day, Walk Around Things Day, School Librarian Day and World Rat Day April 5 is Go for Broke Day, National Dandelion Day and National Walk to Work Day April 6 is California Poppy Day, National Tartan Day, New Beer's Eve, Plan Your Epitaph Day and Sorry Charlie Day April 7 is Caramel Popcorn Day, National Beer Day, No Housework Day and World Health Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | jro| | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| ((()) || || | |] ((- -)) ||_______|| |__________|___ ))\-/(( |_________| | |---|/ ~v~ \ |_==___==_| | |___|/(_ _)\\_________|_________| | |___| \ ///---------|@@ @ @@| | | | / \/ ||__*__|| _______ | | \\\\ | |/_____\ ||__*__||| || | ( oo |___| | | |___||__*__|||_______|| |__\o/_____|___|_| | |___________|_________| // \ |_|_| \\_| (_) (_) ||| (_)_) >Beauty Mask One morning, when my son was about 3 years-old, he saw me putting on a pale green face mask. (Something I rarely do.) "What 'ou doin'?" he said. "I'm putting on a face mask," I replied. "What it for?" he asked. "It's to make Mommy look more beautiful," I told him. He stood looking at me in that considering way that small children have, then said as gently as possible, "Well ... it doesn't." -<>- Adopted? Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son is a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black Haitian skin. The boy continued staring as he carried our groceries to the car. Finally, he asked. "Those your kids?" "Yes, they are!" I answered proudly. "They adopted?" he asked. "Yes," I replied. "I thought so," he concluded. "I figured you're too old to have kids that small." -<>- >The Bishop We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?" There was silence. Finally, one little boy answered gravely, "He's the one you can move diagonally." -<>- >The Truth The editor of a small country newspaper, furious over several government bills that had recently been passed, printed a scathing editorial with an enormous headline: "HALF THE LEGISLATORS ARE CROOKS". Many local politicians were outraged and exerted tremendous pressure on him to print a retraction. He finally gave in to the pressure and ran his apology with the headline: "HALF THE LEGISLATORS ARE NOT CROOKS". -<>- >Social Security Card In Florida, an assistant U.S. Attorney, was cross-examining a defendant on trial for drug possession. A counterfeit Social Security card bearing his name had been found in his wallet when he was arrested. In the line of questioning, the U.S. Attorney reached the topic of the phony card. "This card is in your name, correct?" The defendant replied that it was. "Is this a real Social Security card?" "I certainly hope so," he replied. "I paid $250 for it." ========================================================= _(,__ __), (_,d888888888b,d888888888b d888888888888/888888888888b_) (_8888888P'""'`Y8Y`'""'"Y88888b Y8888P.-' ` '-.Y8888b_) ,_Y88P (_(_( )_)_) d88Y_, Y88b, (o ) (o ) d8888P `Y888 '-' '-' `88Y` ,d/O\ c /O\b, \_/'.,______w______,.'\_/ .-` `-. / , d88b d88b_ \ / / 88888bd88888`\ \ / / \ Y88888888Y \ \ \ \ \ 88888888 / / `\ `. \d8888888b, /\\/ `.//.d8888888888b; | |/d888888888888b/ d8888888888888888b ,_d88p""q88888p""q888b, `""'`\ "`| /`'""` `. |===/ > | | / | | | | | | Y / \ / / jgs | /| / / / / | /=/ |=/ `"` `"` >-->Happy April Fools' Day! >Some of the World's best Hoaxes: April Fools' Day ain't what it used to be. Companies will come up with gags. Everybody will have a good laugh, but nobody will be fooled. Oh, for the days when April Fools' Day hoaxes and pranks could cause lines outside liquor stores or prompt people to smell their TVs or choke telephone lines with complaints to the National Park Service. We're all so much smarter now, aren't we? Aren't we? Well, to prepare you for this day of trickery, here are 10 of the best April Fools' pranks in history. After all, forewarned is forearmed. Or, as Abraham Lincoln once observed, "Don't believe everything you read on the internet." 1. Pasta grows on trees On April 1, 1957, the BBC TV show "Panorama" ran a segment about the Swiss spaghetti harvest enjoying a "bumper year" thanks to mild weather and the elimination of the spaghetti weevil. Many credulous Britons were taken in, and why not? The story was on television -- then a relatively new invention -- and Auntie Beeb would never lie, would it? The story was ranked the No. 1 April Fools' hoax of all time by the Museum of Hoaxes website -- a fine source for all things foolish. 2. The fastest pitcher of all time George Plimpton, always a wry writer, invented the tale of Mets pitcher Siddhartha "Sidd" Finch for Sports Illustrated. The story about Finch, who could throw 168 miles per hour, ran in the magazine's April 1, 1985, issue, and eagle-eyed readers caught on immediately: The first letters in the words of the story's secondary headline spelled out "Happy April Fools' Day." But others wondered whether the Mets had added another fireballer to their top-notch staff. Plimpton later turned the story into a novel. 3. Redefining pi How can anybody work with an irrational number that goes on and on and on? Lawmakers in Alabama allegedly thought so, passing a law in 1998 that redefined 3.14159 ... to, simply, 3. Though the news was a hoax from a man named Mark Boslough, it became widely disseminated and believed. No wonder: In 1897, the Indiana legislature attempted to pass a bill establishing pi as 3.2 (among other numbers). 4. Left-handed toilet paper Why should right-handers be closer to cleanliness? In 2015, Cottonelle tweeted that it was introducing left-handed toilet paper for all those southpaws out there. The joke followed a 1998 stunt by Burger King about its new "Left-handed Whopper." Few people may have been taken in by Cottonelle, but that wasn't the case in 1973, when Johnny Carson cracked a joke about a toilet paper shortage. Worried Americans immediately stocked up. Well, you can never be too sure. 5. The Taco Liberty Bell In this now-classic 1996 prank, Taco Bell took out newspaper ads saying it had bought the Liberty Bell "in an effort to help the national debt." Even some senators were taken in, and the National Park Service even held a press conference to deny the news. At noon, the fast-food chain admitted the joke and said it was donating $50,000 for the landmark bell's care. The value of the joke, of course, was priceless. 6. Big Ben goes digital The Brits are masters of April Fools' gags, and in 1980, the BBC's overseas service said the iconic clock tower was getting an update. The joke did not go over well, and the BBC apologized. That hasn't stopped it from popping up again in the digital era, however. Read all the rest here: https://tinyurl.com/y2vkoeyl ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ///"\ |6 6| \ - / .@@@. __) (__ @6 6@/ \./ \ @ = @ : : : \ _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb >SMILES: The new girl friend asked the prospective beau, "Have you ever been married?" "As a matter of fact I've been married and widowed four times." "My goodness! What did they die from?" "The first three died from eating poison mushrooms and the last one fell off the roof." "Fell off the roof??? How did that happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms." ---------- I was scheduled to fly from Gatwick to Spain, where my wife was staying for an extended holiday. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked. I told him that my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to take to her daughter. He looked at me very carefully and asked: "Does she like you?" ---------- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!" Trying to convince him further she noted, "Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby worm." "No, she isn't," said Johnny. "How do you know she's not?" said the mother. "Because I ate her first!" answered Little Johnny. ---------- An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. 'What happened, Mother?' the daughter asked. 'I had to slap his face three times!' 'You mean he got fresh?' 'No,' she answered,' 'I thought he was dead.' ---------- "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner." ----- ////"\\ .=. ( 6 6 ) //"\\ \ - / (/6 6\) _.) (._ )\ = /(-` `:` `\ _(_ ) ( _)-| : |\ \ (_/ `\_/` \ | : |/ / / (_ @ _) \\_ : _/ / \ \)___(/ / |===|_) \/`"""`\/ | L | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | | | ||| | | | ||| | | | ||| |_|_| jgs / Y \ / T \ `"`"` `"`"` >SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT.... - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it - she thought a quarterback was a refund - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics" - she tried to drown a fish - she tripped over a cordless phone - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" - she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind - she got stabbed in a shoot-out - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death - if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius" - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless - she studied for a blood test - and failed - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train - she sold the car for gas money - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home --- ...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: '."""""""""""""""""`. `. ... `. `. /@ `. `. .'"":_ :"""""".'| .'//)/) ` (/)/)).' | .'/)_/"" __ ""\.' ^ | |"""(((""""((("""| | | | "" "" | U | | | High Quality | P .' | Bananas | .' | | .' | |' """""""""""""""" >How to properly store FRUIT Apples - Apples are ethylene gas producers so store away from other produce. They can be stored on the counter for up to a week or in the fridge for more than a week. Avocados - Ripen on the counter then store in the refrigerator. Bananas - Keep green bananas out of the refrigerator and let them ripen on the counter or a banana hanger. Berries - Blueberries, blackberries, strawberries and raspberries are delicate and should not be washed until ready to eat. Keep in refrigerator in dry, covered containers. Cherries & Grapes - Store in refrigerator, unwashed, in their packaged plastic containers or plastic bags until ready to wash and eat. Citrus fruit - Extend the shelf life of clementines, grapefruit, lemons, limes and oranges by storing them in the crisper drawer or in a mesh bag in the refrigerator. Melons - Store cantaloupe and honeydew loose in the refrigerator, even before they're cut. Watermelon can be kept in a dark, dry place away from other produce. Keep cut melon in the fridge. Stone fruit - Keep nectarines, peaches and plums in a paper bag on the counter until they are ripe then move to the refrigerator where they'll last a few more days. Tomatoes - Always store at room temperature as the refrigerator will make them rot quickly. Keep loose in a bowl away from sun or heat (like the stove.) -<>- >How to properly store VEGETABLES Broccoli & Cauliflower - Broccoli and cauliflower are best kept in separate refrigerator drawers away from other produce. Celery - Store in the refrigerator. Corn - Store in the refrigerator inside their husks. Cucumbers - Store at room temperature. Can be kept in the refrigerator for 1 to 3 days if they are used soon after removal from the refrigerator. Eggplant - Store at room temperature. Can be kept in the refrigerator for 1 to 3 days if they are used soon after removal from the refrigerator. Green beans - Store in the refrigerator. Leafy green vegetables - Greens like lettuce, collards, chard, kale, and spinach should be stored in the refrigerator. Onion family - Store garlic and onions in a cool, dark and dry space but separate from other foods because of their strong odors. Mushrooms - Keep unwashed in the refrigerator. Moisture makes them slimy. Peppers - Store at room temperature. Can be kept in the refrigerator for 1 to 3 days if they are used soon after removal from the refrigerator. Root vegetables - Store carrots, beets, and radishes in the refrigerator. Store potatoes, sweet potatoes and winter squashes in a cool, dark and dry place like a pantry or cellar. -<>- I love this tip from a fellow reader, Michele: >Can't get rid of stains on napkins, tablecloths or doilies? Grandma wouldn't toss them; she'd tea-stain them. Add four or five black tea bags to a bucket of hot water and let them steep for 10 minutes or so. Remove tea bags, add the cloth (swish it around so it absorbs the water), and let it sit until you reach the desired shade. You'll get a lovely antique creamy brown, then wash in cold water. -<>- >Vinegar to remove sweat stains from clothing Mix 1 part vinegar with 4 parts water. Pour or spray onto underarms, collars or affected areas of clothing and soak for at least one minute. Wash as directed on clothing tags. -<>- >Have you heard this quick tip to get grass stains out of clothing? Dissolve 1/2 cup of sugar with enough warm water to create a thick paste. Apply directly on to the grass-stained fabric. Let sit for at least an hour. Wash according to directions on label. -<>- >Say Goodbye to Wrinkles Ditch the time-consuming iron or handheld steamer to get wrinkles out of a shirt or slacks. Throw a few ice cubes or a wet washcloth in the dryer with your wrinkled clothes. As the ice melts and the water turns to steam, it will remove the wrinkles. This trick isn't as effective with heavier clothing but is a miracle for lighter fabrics. The best part is that you don't have to set the dryer for longer than 10 minutes for it to work. -<>- >Use cooking spray to remove soap scum in shower Spray glass shower doors and tapware with light coating of coating of non-stick cooking spray. Leave for 5-10 minutes. Wipe off with clean cloth or paper towel, then wash away with cold water. A slight residue will remain to form a barrier against build up. -<>- >Turn on your slow cooker to clean it Slow cookers are notoriously hard to clean. However, there's an easy way to get them spotless: remove the food from your slow cooker, fill it with soapy water, and turn the machine on low for an hour to get off any hard-to-clean messes. When you're done, let the slow cooker cool and use baking soda on a clean sponge to get rid of any remaining residue. -<>- >'Go Green' Hint: Turn off the tap It's an all-too-common habit to leave the tap running while washing your face, brushing your teeth, doing the dishes, and so on. Sure, the tap might get a little soapy if you turn it off while lathering your hands, but think of it like turning off a light when it's not being used - it's simple, brings no inconvenience, and saves a lot of resources in the long run. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Justice With Judge Jeanine * 3/30/19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTaHmUSCyfg Ingraham: The reckoning of the liberal media https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqjLS9fPa7o Hannity: Mainstream media has lied to you for years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz53EEa8w8g Hannity Fox News 3/28/19 | Donald Trump JR, Rush Limbaugh Exclusive Interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOyF3g7so_8 Trump Rally in Michigan - President Donald Trump speaks to supporters at a Grand Rapids, Michigan 2020 reelection rally on March 28 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D26phROYchI Gutfeld on the media's day of reckoning over collusion: When President Trump said fake news was the enemy of the people, boy, did they prove him right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95ECeTAW8gw “A genuine crisis is building at the southern border as the perverse incentives of U.S. asylum law invite a surge of migrants that is...” https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ Twelve years ago, the former U.S. Vice President of the United States under Bill Clinton, Al Gore, made apocalyptic - Survival Update- The Propaganda Behind Global Warming Lies - https://tinyurl.com/y2ukpvw5 WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Poultry, Bread, Chocolate, Cat Food http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text -<>- >From BizarreNews: When you belong to an online alien doomsday cult you sort of have to expect this kind of thing to happen. Barbara Rogers entered the Monroe County Courthouse in Pennsylvania for her trial in the death of her boyfriend Stephen Mineo. Police say Rogers shot Mineo in the head at a home near Tobyhanna. Apparently, the two had been drinking, but the catalyst for deadly lover's quarrel, according to Rogers, was something called "Sherry Shriner" that the both of them belonged to. According to court documents Rogers and Mineo were out at a nearby bar until 2 a.m. Rogers says the couple had a few drinks but were not drunk. Once they got home, the victim suggested they go into the woods behind their house and shoot his gun. Always a fun nightcap to an evening of boozing. When they went back inside Rogers claims they were in their bedroom when Mineo put the gun to his own head, wrapped her hands around the weapon and told her to pull the trigger. According to investigators, Rogers called 911 to report the shooting. She told dispatchers, "My boyfriend had a gun. He told me to hold it here and press the trigger. Oh my god, he's dead!" Rogers claims she didn't know the gun was loaded and calls the shooting an accident. The prosecution says the shooting was not an accident and that Rogers could have prevented it. According to investigators, Rogers and Mineo belonged to "Sherry Shriner," an online cult centered on aliens and the end of the world. Rogers claims the cult turned against her and Mineo, and because of those problems, Mineo wanted her to kill him. Rogers plead not guilty to a charge of third-degree murder. -<>- (An ET-AHEM!) It's the oldest trick in the book. A cop fakes emergency calls so he can mess with his girlfriend in his squad car without his wife finding out about it. Okay, maybe not THE oldest. A Florida police officer is under fire after starting an affair with a woman online. Officer Kevin Thompson of Lady Lake, resigned after pictures surfaced, showing him pleasuring himself in his patrol car while he was in uniform. Thompson, who is married, responded to the personal ad of the 38-year-old woman about four months ago, and the two began meeting while the officer was on duty. Thompson allegedly put out false patrol alerts so that he could hang out with the woman while on duty. During one of the visits, the woman came to his patrol car and saw the officer pleasuring himself while holding a pair of her underwear. She told police that she took about 15 photos of the officer's actions. That was his big mistake. Never let your girlfriend take photos of you jerking off while wearing her panties. Even civilians know what one. The woman told deputies that she did not know that Thompson was married when the affair began. When she learned that he had a wife, the officer promised to leave his wife and live with her, according to police. That did not happen. After he tried to break up with her, the woman told officers that she threatened to tell Thompson's wife about the affair and to show her the pictures of him pleasuring himself in his car. Thompson then sent her threatening texts messages, saying that if she did so, he will see to it that her daughters are taken away from her and she will be arrested for threatening a police officer, according to the police report. Thompson resigned the day after the allegations were made public. *--- I'd Walk a Mile for a Weight-Lifting Camel ---* Apparently there is not a lot of entertainment in Pakistan. That must be why they torture camels for fun. Okay, 'torture' might be a strong word for it, but I doubt the camels enjoy having thousand of pounds of rocks tied to their backs in bizarre weight-lifting competitions. Animal rights activists have blasted the 'barbaric' camel weight- lifting contest which sees animals loaded up with packs of rocks then forced to stand. On the day of the event, bags of stones are weighed in front of competitors before being placed on the humps and the backs of competing camels. The camels then stand up and are made to walk around briefly. PETA director Elisa Allen said: 'Camels are intelligent, sensitive individuals, and treating them as living cranes for human amusement adds to the many types of abuse, including their eventual slaughter. This year's event was won by a British man, 20-year-old Qasim Hussain, who lives in Bradford, West Yorkshire. Qasim's four-year-old camel lifted bags of rocks weighing a staggering 1.7tons, the equivalent of a small car. *--- Where's Geraldo Rivera When You Need Him? ---* The owner of a restaurant in a historic Chicago building said he discovered an underground vault that could potentially contain a mobster's missing money. Grant DePorter said he was clearing out some unused space in the corner of the basement at Harry Caray's restaurant when he discovered what appeared to be a doorway in the brick wall that was closed up with newer bricks. "I went to the Chicago History Museum and they got the plans. This was the vault for the building," DePorter told local news. DePorter said the building once belonged to mobster Frank "The Enforcer" Nitti and his wife, Annette. Nitti, who took over for Al Capone when the infamous mob boss went to prison, died with several million dollars unaccounted for. DePorter said he is hoping to find a means of exploring what's behind the wall without tearing it down. He said he is looking into the possibility of using an ultrasound machine before deciding whether to break through the wall. *--- Meteor or UFO? ---* A seeming fireball in the sky over Los Angeles sparked reports of a possible meteor, but turned out to be a Red Bull wingsuit stunt. The streak in the sky over the city's downtown Wednesday night led to multiple reports of a possible meteor in the city, but the Los Angeles Police Department tweeted the scene was a stunt for a film shoot. Closer video shows two wingsuit flyers shooting off sparks behind them as they streak through the sky. Red Bull confirmed two wingsuit flyers were out over downtown Los Angeles as part of a video shoot timed to coincide with the supermoon. *--- Minnesota Man Takes Bus to Work ---* A man was arrested on a charge of theft after allegedly stealing a public transportation bus because he wanted to get to work, police in Minnesota said. The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office said that they have arrested 31-year-old Gregory John Jennrich, after being accused of taking the Metro Transit bus that was parked at a gas station and driving it to work. Jennrich was charged with theft. If convicted, he faces up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000. According to the police investigation, the operator of the bus was on a break at the Holiday gas station, when the bus was stolen. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: _________________________ (, ______________________ ) | | || | | @@@@ || @@@@ | | @@@@@@@ || @@@@@@@ | | @@ - - || - @@@@ | | @ c/ || '_ @@@ | | _@| |_ || __\@ \@ | | ( \ )/_\ /_ || _\\ (/ ) @\_/) | | \ \|) / \) || |(__/ / /| | | |\_/ ( -/ || \___/ ----/_| | | / \ || ,: '( | | : _/| || |: \ | | : | || |: ) | | : | || |: | | |_______'____,_|_______|| |_____,_| .---('________________________)--. | / ( |____ __________ _| | /\ ) |___| -o- | |__| -o- | ( \| / |___| -o- | |__| -o- | | /'=. b'ger|________| |__|______| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| >You Lie, You Die There once was a magic mirror which would kill you if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself, "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself, "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediately dropped dead. Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself, "I think..." and dropped dead. -<>- [ |\';c 'c :',;,'";,': ,-- ==- , ] | c ;, : '"-"' ; '~ ,- [ | c_/;'- ', ,' ~' ,-,|,';c .--. (_;__ / ( _ \ |\|; / /: :\ | | c ,=. ^ / . | c |-=----'._.--._-==-=-==:-,-=\ : /=-,.,:.=-== ] | \ '.__=-. \ .' ,-. [ |-. ( ' e\ | : / _ \ ';__ \ , ' . .-'-^ /, | \ / \ \ ,-'_,.-,) |; \!_ \|;. ;/._, \ '--' ) c , ^^= ^= '.__,''------' /\|, \|. , ,\|, .|/ \|/ /| \|/ ,;, ,|.? ^~^ .__ \; \|/ c , '"---.,._ \ | / , ,_,.- ; "', :|; ,; ; ,:/ , - , ;._ _.-=.,-=" ,= , -= , '_.-7_.--.,-="' , -= _AsH >What's In The Box? The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?" "A mongoose." "What for?" "Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection." "But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes." "That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose." -<>- >The Best Costume This guy goes to a costume party with a girl on his back. "What the heck are you?" asks the host. "I'm a snail," says the guy. "But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host. "Yeah," he says, "that's Michelle!" -<>- >Top 10 Old Folks Party Games 1. Sag, You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 4. Kick the Bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over 6. Doc, Doc Goose 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent 8. Hide and Go Pee 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 10. Musical Recliners -<>- //-----------\\ // | | | \\ // \__ / \ / | \\ || \| | / __|| || \ | |_/ || ||\ __ | |/ __ || || \__/ \| |_/ \_|| || _ ___| / \_ || ||_/ \__/ |/_ \_/|| || o \ _|| ||\ / | \___/ || || \___/ | \ /|| || | / \_ )-<_|| || / / \ / || \\ / | _>< // //\\ | / \ //\\ || \\-----------// || || || /||\ /||\ /____\ /____\ >Q and A Quickies Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? A: Wet feet! Q: What has 40 feet and sings? A: A choir! Q: How do clams call their friends? A: On their shell phones! Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? A: They're always bitter. Q: Which position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom. Q: How do you know when you're really ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ,%&& %&& % ,%&%& %&%& %& %& %&% &%&% % &% % &%% %&% &% %&%&, &%&% %&%& %& &%& % %%& %&%& %&%&% %&%%& &%&% %&% % %& &% %%& && %&% %&%& %&% %&%' '%&% %&% %&&%&%%'% % %& %& %&% &%% `\%%.' /`%&' | | /`-._ _\\/ |, |_ / `-._ ..--~`_ |; |_`\_ / ,\\.~` `-._ - ^ |;: |/^}__..-,@ .~` ~ `o ~ |;: |(____.-' '. ~ - ` ~ |;: | \ / `\ //. - ^ ~ |;: |\ /' /\_\_ ~. _ ~ - //- jgs\\/;: \'--' `---` `\\//-\\/// So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off! -<>- My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife who was trying to feed her said to me, "Straighten her up." I looked at my daughter and said, "What are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It's time to grow up and take some responsibility." My wife hasn't asked me to help with her since. -<>- A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave twenty dollars to someone who was needy and down on his luck." "Twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did your husband say about it?" "He said, 'Thanks.'" -<>- A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, trusts the number 5. One day a friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5. Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth. -<>- A man is sitting in a fancy restaurant when his food finally arrives at his table. As the plate is being served the man notices the waiter has his thumb resting on the edge of his steak. "Umm, excuse me," the man says, "but I couldn't help but notice you had your thumb on my steak." "Yes, I know, sir," the waiter responds, "but I didn't want to drop it again." -<>- Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence with two words. Ten years go by and it's one monk's first chance to speak. He thinks for a while before saying, "Food bad." Ten years later, he says, "Bed hard." A decade later and it's the big day again. He gives the head monk a long stare and finally says, "I quit." "I'm not surprised," the head monk says. "You've been complaining ever since you got here." ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; >Quotes: A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. -- "Conspiracy Theory" I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on yet. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say "Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet?" -- Mike Godwin, Electronic Frontier Foundation -<>- A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the bailiff returned, the judge said, "Well, have they got a verdict yet?" The bailiff shook his head and said, "Verdict? They're still doing nominating speeches for the foreman's position!" -<>- ___ /___\ ___ ___/_____\___ /\ _\___ ///o_\o\\ ((\\ \ ___ \ //\\/ )o)\\ / __..--~~~--..__ . ~~~---...___ ___/\ _ /\__ ___...--~~ \_((\\_/\ . . . ____ . . /# #\/\ /\/ #\ . ___.. _)((\ \__..---~~~ . . __..-/# # # #o # # #\--~~~ /\\))(\__/ . . __..---~~~ /# /|# # # # |\# \ . / /())))))) . \ #\| # #o# #|/ #/ / //())))))) . \# \# # # # /# / \ \_())))))\ \|/ \|/ \_#\# #o# /_#/ \ \)____( / . _v_/ \____/__\_______. \ /____\/ . _____.-~(__\\\/____(((______()() (/ \ / _/[()'-------'| / \ \____.-~ | /\ | / \ \|/ . | || | /____________\ | || | | /\ | \|/ | || | | / \ | . . | || | \|/ ( \ / ) |___||___| |_| )_| |* || *| . | | | | . . _| || |_ _| / \ |_ JRO /__/)_||_(\__\ <_/\\ //\_> \|/ "You think I MEANT to be late fer supper? Rustlers tried to steal the herd on the back forty, the crick has flooded in the south pasture, the Kiowas staged another uprisin', a brushfire has burnt out the north flat, a twister done blowed away the barn, and on top of all that -- my dang horse demanded to stop at the saloon fer a bottle of red-eye." -Jonathon R. Oglesbee >THINGS: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) -<>- Here's a neat idea a teacher used in her creative writing class once. I "tore the horoscopes from a magazine, made copies, and let the kids have a shot at writing some. They were hysterical. These came from LEARNING magazine." Colleagues will be ecstatic to learn that you are now area distributor for vitamins, jewelry, cosmetics, plastic containers, and imprinted pencils. Give everyone the opportunities to buy, and inquire about keeping a pushcart in a corner of the lounge. Your famous grin, if interpreted as "enthusiasm," can keep you in good stead through grueling meetings. Be forewarned, though, that only the thinnest line separates a grin from a guffaw. Turn face away frequently, and blow nose if eyes start to water. -<>- ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" >The Questions: (save your answers) 1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars? 3) Bill Dance is good at what? 4) What university does Bill Dance root for? 5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football? 6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what? 7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8? 8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language? 9) What is a chigger? 10) What is scrapple? 11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"? 12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees? 13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________. 14) What's the common name for a bowfin? 15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? 16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"? 17) What are grits made out of? 18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"? 19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue? 20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make? 21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest? 22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol'Opry"? 23) Where would you find Vidalia Town? 24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? 25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically) 26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers) 27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing? 28) What is a scuppernong? 29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu? 30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"? 31) What color is a John Deere? 32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? 33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"? The Answers, according to Nathan: 1) 7 2) 43, red and blue 3) Fishin' 4) University of Tennessee 5) University of Georgia 6) Hard peanuts 7) 283 8) French 9) A redbug (small parasite) 10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts [[[ i thought scrapple was a pennsylvania delicacy (yuk) -- Jokemaster]]] 11) Panama City, FL 12) Spanish moss 13) Evinrude 14) Mudfish 15) Nothing. 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Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Revisiting... >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) A wonderful look at some African Wildlife in this beautiful video that animal and nature lovers should enjoy. Many years ago I was fortunate enough to be able to take a guided tour through one of Kenya's wildlife parks. To see these African animals up close is truly a spectacular experience. Soundtrack is "We Found Love" - Lindsey Stirling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=elHK4n1m__g He was in a small kayak when he hooked the big one. It dragged him miles out to sea. When he finally caught a look at what he'd snared, he rightly freaked out! And so will you when you find out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9bToT32GPSo --- ...Great ones! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend Fran This blind 16-year-old girl has never seen the Stars and Stripes, nor rockets' red glare or the dawn's early light. 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