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*~* Happy, Blessed And Safe Memorial Day Celebration!
A special THANK YOU to all our veterans for their service. We do
so owe you a debt of gratitude for your sacrifice for our country.
We especially too want to send our hugs and prayers to our veteran
families suffering from loss of their loved one. These lives were
not in vain and shall never be forgotten. They are indeed our heroes
as they paid the ultimate sacrifice for our beloved country.
President Trump's 2018 Memorial Day Message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQitF73JqJY
Happy Memorial Day from the MAF Family
https://tinyurl.com/y7ffp2t6
Vet swept away - National Guard member missing after helping
others battle 'once-every-1,000-years' floods, family says
Eddison Hermond was reported missing just hours after sudden, violent
floodwaters smashed the city. Friends and relatives on social media
said he had been out rescuing people in the dangerous waters.
https://tinyurl.com/y9j8hbx3
Senate Must Pass Mission Act to Give Veterans Care They Deserve
https://tinyurl.com/ycdxb68h
9/11 And Troops INDEX!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/911andtroopsindex.html
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Happy Memorial Day!
This is our Day to truly honor those who died in active military
service...for us.
We would like to thank all those Heroes, as well as their loved ones,
who gave so much for our beloved Country...the ultimate sacrifice.
Below is a link to our ‘A Salute to Our Military’...our way of giving
back. If you’ve already seen it, we hope you’ll watch it again as it
is a sincere thank you to all those who serve in uniform...past,
present & future. And please share with your friends & loved ones.
Turn up your speakers & click on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELAykMXRuY
A powerful Memorial Day Tribute video to honor all those who have fallen
and made the ultimate sacrifice for “life, liberty, and the pursuit of
happiness.” I hope that everyone takes a few minutes on Memorial Day to
reflect on the words of President Reagan in this video and to think
about the quote from the Gettysburg Address by President Lincoln at the
end of the video. The soundtrack for this touching video is Mansions of
the Lord performed by the Hillsdale College Choir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-xDkxg8pc
A military tribute video to the Veterans who have paid the ultimate
sacrifice for their service set to the song “Arlington” from country
singer Trace Adkins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGzuvmut3Hs
Freedom Isn’t Free and if you take the time to listen to this powerful
message given by President Ronald Reagan during his first Inaugural
Address on January 20, 1981 I hope it’ll remind you of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKsW6c_CgFY
A Memorial Day performance of Taps, sung by Kitty and Bob Millard’s
granddaughter, Mei, at Bob’s Celebration of Life service in August 2011.
Bob was a member of the Class of 1955 at West Point. The young lady is a
marvelous soprano and she sings this song beautifully in honor of her
grandfather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkm4imcJs7E
Veteran Mat Best shares with us a moving Memorial Day Tribute video that
reminds us all to walk in the memory of those who have made the ultimate
sacrifice for our freedoms. His short film “Brotherhood: I Choose Life”
will hopefully cause everyone that watches it to take a break from their
holiday celebration and pause and reflect on the true meaning of
Memorial Day. May those that have fallen in the fight for freedom Rest
In Peace and may their families know that their sacrifice will never be
forgotten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E3qbymOk0g
A Marine Staff Sergeant pays tribute during Rolling Thunder 2010. Over
300,000 Veterans on motorcycles from across the USA paraded in D.C. the
Sunday before Memorial Day, while a solitary, saluting Marine greeted
them out on Constitution Avenue. The Marine stood at salute for 3
straight hours, while the parade of roaring bikes kept on coming.
Semper Fi Marine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gfnmDGk0KM
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...Wonderful videos! So touching! Thanks LouiseAu!
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A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was
deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly
his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died away,
leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total silence.
He popped the hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could
do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had a limited knowledge of
cars, so all he could do was look at the engine, feeling despondent As
he stood looking at the gradually fading light of his flashlight, he
cursed that he had not put in new batteries, like he had promised
himself.
Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel
pump."
The man raised up quickly, striking his head on the underside of the
hood. "Who said that?" he demanded.
There were two horses standing in the fenced field alongside the road
and the man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated,
"It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight, and try it again."
Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flashlight, turned the
key and sure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short
thanks to the horse and screeched away.
When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Gimme a large
whiskey, please!" he said.
A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked,
"What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost."
"It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the
rancher.
The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse, you
say? Was it by any chance a white horse?"
The man replied to the affirmative. "Yes, it was! Am I crazy?"
"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because
that black horse don't know crap about cars."
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
May 28 is Amnesty International Day, Memorial Day and National
Hamburger Day
May 29 is Learn About Composting Day and Water a Flower Day
May 31 is National Macaroon Day, Save Your Hearing Day and
World No Tobacco Day
June 1 is Dare Day, Flip a Coin Day and National Doughnut Day
June 2 is National Bubba Day, National Rocky Road Day and
National Trails Day First Saturday in June
June 3 is Repeat Day (I said "Repeat Day")
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>Memorial Day 2018 (Serious, Not Humor)
In the United States, Memorial Day is celebrated on the last Monday
in May and honors those men and women who lost their lives serving
their country. What we celebrate as Memorial Day today, began at the
end of the Civil War. Family members of the many soldiers slain in
battle would visit the grave sites of their fallen relatives or
friends and decorate the graves with flowers.
On May 5, 1868, General John Logan proclaimed this day a holiday
through his General Order No. 11. The day was entitled Decoration Day
and was first observed on May 30, 1868. The northern states
celebrated this day every year, but the southern states celebrated a
day similar to this on a different day until sometime after World War I.
In 1882, the name Decoration day was changed to Memorial Day, and in
1971, Memorial Day was declared a national holiday to be held on the
last Monday of May every year. Over the years it has come to serve as
a day to remember all U.S. men and women killed or missing in action
in all wars.
I am truly grateful for the freedoms which we enjoy today. Too often,
we take these gifts for granted, little realizing the sacrifice which
was involved in ensuring that these freedoms continue to be a part of
all our lives. Be honest, how many of us think of Memorial Day as
just another chance for a three-day weekend? A chance to go the lakes
or beaches or mountains? A trip to Disneyland or Six Flags or some
other amusement/theme park?
I know there are probably some people on the GCF mailing list who
might not agree with my views in these special emails, but as a
former Hospital Corpsman (US Navy), I want to give my humble thanks
to those who gave their lives so that we have the right to disagree
with each other. Any day is a good day to remember the ultimate
sacrifice that was made on our behalf.
If you are here in the United States, please remember to display the
flag, not just for the day but for the whole weekend. Let's not
forget the real reason for having this holiday. The quotes below say
it all. Please take the time to read them.
Take care everyone.
Tom
(HM2, USN 65-69)
"It is, in a way, an odd thing to honor those who died in defense of
our country in wars far away. The imagination plays a trick. We see
these soldiers in our mind as old and wise. We see them as something
like the Founding Fathers, grave and gray-haired. But most of them
were boys when they died, they gave up two lives -- the one they were
living and the one they would have lived. When they died, they gave
up their chance to be husbands and fathers and grandfathers. They
gave up their chance to be revered old men. They gave up everything
for their county, for us. All we can do is remember."
-- Ronald Wilson Reagan
Remarks at Veteran's Day ceremony, Arlington National Cemetery
Arlington, Virginia, November 11, 1985
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We
didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought
for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we
will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's
children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
-- Ronald Wilson Reagan
Address to the annual meeting of the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce
March 30, 1961
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Let's all pause and take a minute to REMEMBER.
Pearl Harbor 1941 ... Normandy 1944 ... Pork Chop Hill Korea 1953 ...
Tet Offensive Vietnam 1968 ... Desert Storm Kuwait 1991 ...
The World Trade Center 9/11 2001 ... Shock and Awe Iraq 2003 ...
Iraq War Surge 2007 ... Afghanistan TODAY.
After having taken a minute to REMEMBER Let's take one more minute to
say THANK YOU for all that was given, all that was lost and all that
was gained for us to enjoy our Hot-Dogs, Soft Ball, Picnics, Swimming
Pools, Beaches, Iced Tea and Kids ... in Peace in the Greatest
Country on God's Green Earth.
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A final thought and addition to the words above.....
Over the years the meaning of Memorial Day has faded too much from
the public consciousness. From a solemn day of mourning, remembrance,
and honor to the men and women who died in providing the freedoms we
enjoy, it has been reduced to a weekend of BBQ's, shopping bargains
and beaches where only token nods toward our honored dead are given,
if at all. Too many don't even know what the day stands for.
So, let's not forget those who made the ultimate sacrifice. They are
remembered in all our prayers. Also, let's not forget a prayer for
the safety of all service men and women, whether they serve at home
or overseas. Finally, a heartfelt Semper Fi from this former Hospital
Corpsman is sent to all the Marines I knew. -Tom
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>Hospital Hallway
Skipping down the hall with her parents, at the hospital where I
work, was the cutest little blond girl wearing hot-pink Crocs. One of
the nurses walking down the same hall was wearing those colorful
printed scrubs that hospital staff often sport, and when she passed
the family, she said to the little girl, "Wow! I sure like your shoes."
"Thank you!" the girl replied. As she continued down the hallway, she
added, "And I sure like your jammies!"
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>Campaign Promise
A political candidate stood on a platform and announced to the
assembled crowd that he was going to fight radicalism, socialism,
communism, and anarchism.
One old man snorted and said, "I'll vote for you when you can do
something about rheumatism."
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>Teaching Opportunity
For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver. That changed
one day when we were out for a drive with our three-year old son,
Matthew. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I asked Matthew about traffic lights.
"What does a red light mean?" I asked.
"Stop."
"Good. How about green?"
"Go."
"And yellow?" I continued.
In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed... "Hang on!"
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>Rules Not Learned in School
Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses
the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your
parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most
idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their
own kids, they realized Rule #1.
Rule #2. The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as
your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you
feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when
inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair.
(See Rule No. 1)
Rule #3. Sorry, you won't make $70,000 a year right out of high
school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car provided
either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label.
Rule #4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a
boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When
you screw up, he is not going ask you how feel about it.
Rule #5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it
opportunity. They weren't embarrassed making minimum wage either.
Rule #6. It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are
responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not
the boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation.
When you turn 18, it's on your dime. Don't whine about it or you'll
sound like a millennial.
Rule #7. Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they
are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room
and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are. And by the
way, before you save the rain forest from the blood-sucking parasites
of your parents' generation try delousing the closet in your bedroom.
Rule #8. Life is not divided into semesters, and you don't get
summers off. Nor even Easter break. Work expects you to show up every
day. For eight hours. And you don't get a new life every 10 weeks. It
just goes on and on.
Rule #9. Television is not real life. Your life is not a sitcom. Your
problems will not all be solved in 30 minutes, minus time for
commercials. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee
shop to go to jobs.
Rule #10. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Rule #11. Enjoy this while you can. Sure, parents are a pain,
school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize
how wonderful it was to be kid. Maybe you should start now.
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>Roses are Red .....
Roses are red, violets are blue.
That's what they say, but it just isn't true!
Roses are red and apples are too,
But violets are violet...violets aren't blue!
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green.
A pinky's not pink, so what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But ah, why not ... it's hard to rhyme violet!
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you
had to arrest your own mother?"
He answered, "Call for backup."
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God looked in on Eden one morning and found Adam sitting beneath a
tree with his head hung down. So, God asked Adam, "What is wrong with
you?"
Adam replied: "I don't have anyone to talk to."
God told Adam that He would create a companion for Adam, a woman.
"What would a woman be like?" the man wondered aloud.
God replied, "This person will gather your food, cook for you and when
you discover clothing, she will make it and wash it for you."
He continued, "She will always agree with every decision you make. She
will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and she will
always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will freely give you love and passion whenever you
need it."
Adam then asked God, "What will a woman like that cost me?"
"Just an arm and a leg," God answered.
"Well, what can I get for a rib?" Adam asked.
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Paul was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home
from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat
him up and steal his money.
Finally, Paul decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a
different route, but also take some self-defense classes so this
wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.
So, one day, on the way home from work, Paul confidently decided to
take his old route home and, sure enough, there they were. He walked
up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon, Paul went to his karate class with a black eye, a
broken nose and a busted lip.
His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation.
"Well," explained Paul, "I took my old way home last night so I could
beat those guys up who used to steal my money."
His instructor said, "What happened?"
Paul replied, "They jumped me before I could get my shoes and socks
off!"
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>Kitty Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!
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She is five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
After she had a minor accident, her mother accompanied her to the
emergency room.
The triage nurse asked for her height and weight, and she blurted out,
"Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered over this information, her mother leaned over
to her. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
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Bernie and Esther were not the most religious Jews and in fact they
really only went to Temple once a year.
As they were leaving the Temple, the Rabbi said, "Bernie, it sure would
be nice to see you and Esther here more than once a year!"
"I know," replied Bernie, "but at least we keep the Ten Commandments."
"That's great," the Rabbi said. "I'm glad to hear that you keep the
Commandments."
"Yep," Bernie said proudly, "Esther keeps six of them and I keep the
other four."
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome
plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of
bambino. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed
with another man. What do you do than? Point to you watch and say TIMES
UP?"
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The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled
hands.
"Lady," he said, "I just don't understand. However did you manage to
pick the winner?"
The old lady patted her white locks in place. She looked a little
bewildered.
"Really," she said, "I don't know myself. I just stick a pin in the
paper and, well, there it is."
The bookie took a deep breath. "That's all very well, lady," he cried.
"But how on earth did you manage to pick four winners yesterday
afternoon?"
"Oh," replied the old lady, "that was easy. I used a fork."
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>ARLINGTON CEMETERY
Jeopardy Question:
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was
"How many steps does the guard take during his
Walk across the tomb of the Unknowns?"
All three contestants missed it!
This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never
had the chance. Fascinating.
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
1. How many steps does the guard take during his
Walk across the tomb of the Unknowns And why?
21 Steps:
It Alludes to the twenty-one gun salute which Is the
Highest honor given any Military or foreign Dignitary.
2. How long does he hesitate after his about face To begin
his return Walk and why?
21 Seconds for the same reason as answer number
3. Why are his gloves wet?
His Gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his
Grip on the rifle.
4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all
The time And,if Not, why not?
He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb.
After his march across the path, he executes an about face
and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder.
5. How often are the guards changed?
Guards Are changed every thirty minutes, Twenty-four hours
a day, 365 days a Year.
6. What are the physical traits of the guard Limited to?
For A Person to apply for guard duty at the tomb, he Must be
Between 5' 10' and 6' 2' tall and His waist size cannot exceed
30 inches.
They Must commit 2 years of life to guard the tomb,
Live in a barracks under the tomb, and cannot
Drink any alcohol on or off duty for the rest of
Their lives. They cannot swear in public for the
Rest of their lives and cannot disgrace the Uniform
or the tomb in any way.
After Two years, the guard is given a wreath pin that
Is worn on Their lapel signifying they Served as guard
of the tomb. There are only 400 presently worn. The
guard must obey These rules for the rest of their
Lives or Give up the wreath pin.
The Shoes are specially made with very thick soles
To keep the heat and cold from their feet. There are
metal heel plates that extend to The top Of the shoe
in order to make the loud click as They come To a halt.
There are no Wrinkles, folds or lint on the uniform.
Guards Dress for duty In front of a full-length Mirror.
The first six months of duty a Guard cannot talk to
anyone nor Watch TV. All off duty time is spent
studying the 175 Notable people laid To rest in
Arlington National Cemetery ..
A guard must memorize who they are and where
They are interred. Among the notables are:
President Taft,
Joe Lewis {the boxer}
Medal of Honor winner Audie L. Murphy, the most
Decorated soldier of WWII and of Hollywood fame.
Every guard spends five hours a day getting his
uniforms ready for guard duty..
ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM.
In 2003 as Hurricane Isabelle was Approaching Washington, DC,
our US Senate/House took 2 days Off with anticipation of the storm.
On the ABC Evening news, it was reported that because of The dangers
from the Hurricane, the military Members assigned the duty of
guarding the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier were given permission To
suspend the assignment.
They Respectfully declined the offer, "No way, Sir!"
Soaked to the skin, Marching in the Pelting rain of a tropical
storm, they said that Guarding The Tomb was not just an assignment,
It was the highest honor that can be Afforded To a service person.
The tomb has been patrolled Continuously, 24/7, since 1930.
God Bless and keep them.
I'd be Very proud if this email Reached as many as possible. We can
be very Proud of our young Men And Women In the service no matter
where they serve.
---
...Absolutely! Stunning info! Thanks Linda!
Check here for the full of this:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/honor-guard/
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Justice With Judge Jeanine 5/26/18 | Breaking Fox News | May 26, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IOKCmHYfk8
The Washington Examiner’s editorial board writes that “President Trump,
like former President Barack Obama, campaigned on the promise of taking
on high drug prices. Trump, unlike Obama, is actually trying to keep
that promise.” The editors add that the Administration has “in recent
days rolled out dozens of policies” to accomplish this goal.
https://tinyurl.com/y9vzznvy
In The Daily Signal, Katrina Trinko breaks down how the media has
created “a powerful new lie” about President Trump. “Between the tweets
and the headlines, we have six of the biggest news outlets in the United
States promoting the narrative that Trump called illegal immigrants
‘animals’ during a roundtable Wednesday,” Trinko writes. “There’s just
one catch: The president was referring to MS-13 gang members.”
https://tinyurl.com/y8xkxe2n
Optimism About Availability of Good Jobs Hits New Heights
https://tinyurl.com/y9jhxg5y
In the Detroit Free Press, Environmental Protection Agency Administrator
Scott Pruitt announces that the EPA “will kick off the agency’s first-
of-its-kind National Leadership Summit on PFAS”—a group of man-made
chemicals that help save lives but also may cause health risks as they
linger in the environment.
https://tinyurl.com/y8zygpdz
WhiteHouseNews:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
Latest From RightAlerts:
http://rightalerts.com
Latest At FoxNews:
http://www.foxnews.com/
Latest From MRC News:
https://tinyurl.com/ya6uruck
Latest From TrueDailyNews:
http://truedaily.news/category/news/
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>From BizarreNews:
A South Carolina family said a store's bakery refused to
print "Summa Cum Laude" on their son's graduation cake,
confusing the term for profanity.
Cara Koscinski of Charleston said her son, Jacob, graduated
summa cum laude (Latin: 'with highest praise') from a
Christian-based home-schooling program and she wanted to
celebrate the occasion with a cake from Publix food stores.
Koscinski said she ordered the cake online and ran into an
obstacle when the order form told her "Summa Cum Laude" was
not acceptable due to the inclusion of profanity.
The mother said she used the "special instructions" part of
the order form to explain what the term meant and included
a link to a website that explained the Latin.
Koscinski said her husband picked up the cake from the store
and brought it to Jacob's graduation party, where it was
unveiled in front of his friends and family with the message
"Summa ___ Laude" printed on the icing.
"It was unbelievable. I ordered the special graduation
edition cake. I can't believe I'm the first one to ever
write 'Summa Cum Laude' on a cake," Koscinski said.
Koscinski said she had to explain to party guests, including
Jacob's 70-year-old grandmother, why the store would omit
the word "cum" from the cake.
"My son was humiliated!" Koscinski wrote on Facebook. "I
seriously couldn't make this crap up!"
Publix apologized to the family and offered to refund the
price of the cake.
"The cake experience was kind of frustrating and humiliating
because I had to explain to my friends and family like what
that meant. And they were giggling uncontrollably. At least
my friends were," Jacob Koscinski said.
---
...This is why we don't speak Latin... HaHa
with the highest distinction.
"he graduated summa cum laude"
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/summa-cum-laude
How Did Latin Become A Dead Language?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJ0fzr1ajg
Now you know! :)
-<>-
A chimera? A prehistoric throwback? Possibly a rare species
that hasn't been scene since the Ice Age? Whatever it was,
an extremely unusual, possibly unique wolf-like creature was
spotted in northcentral Montana near Denton and promptly
murdered to death.
Wildlife experts and rangers were unable to pinpoint exactly
what it was. With long grayish fur, a large head and an
extended snout, the animal shared many of the same
characteristics as a wolf; but its ears were too large, it's
legs and body too short, and its fur uncharacteristic of that
common to a wolf. It was possible to examine the animal so
closely because it was deader than a doornail.
"We have no idea what this was until we get a DNA report
back," said Bruce Auchly, information manager for Montana
Fish, Wildlife and Parks. "It was near a rancher's place,
it was shot, and our game wardens went to investigate. The
whole animal was sent to our lab in Bozeman. That's the
last I ever heard of it."
"That's a grizzly cub," one commentator wrote. "Under a year
and starving from the look."
"Maybe a dire wolf," wrote another, "because I don't believe
they are all gone."
"That could very well be what's being called Dogman," one
poster suggested. "They're spotted each day and the govern-
ment quells any and all reports. Several people report
being strong armed into keeping quiet about their reports
by men wearing black suits. These are just facts. Look into
if if you don't believe it."
Speculation roamed as far as identifying that animal as a
crypto-canid species said to roam the forests of North
America. Nonetheless, there remains an element of
uncertainty about the creature, even among wildlife
biologists. What is certain is how dead it is.
While it is legal to shoot a wolf if it is preying on live-
stock on private property, the strange animal shot near
Denton was not directly implicated in any livestock
predation, but as FWP warden Zach Norris noted, the ranching
family who shot it were well within their legal right to do
so.
"If you're letting your dog run wild and it's chasing live-
stock, the property owner has the right to shoot it," said
Ty Smucker, wolf management specialist. "Whether it's a wolf
or a dog chasing cows, or a dog that looks like a wolf; in
Montana on private land, property owners and livestock
producers have every right to shoot a wolf."
---
...DNA will probably match it to a dog or wolf - mutated or
having some genetic problems - most of the time that is the
case - even saw once where an unknown weird animal turned out
to be just a poor critter having mange that distorted it's
looks so bad that folks didn't know what it was.
Like this story:
This Bear Cub Is Unrecognizable Because Of Severe Mange
https://www.ranker.com/list/facts-about-mange/beth-elias
Hey, I love a mystery - so of course I already knew about these!
*------------- Another Garage Fire -------------*
This story keeps popping up in Bizarre News. Once it was a
man who burned down his garage with a torch while trying to
melt icicles. Another time it was a man who burned down his
garage trying to destroy a wasp nest. This week's man with
a torch was battling weeds. Authorities in Ohio said a man
attempting to use a torch to kill weeds in his yard ended
up setting his garage on fire. Firefighters said the home-
owner told investigators he was trying to kill the weeds
around his detached garage with a torch and the structure
caught fire accidentally. No injuries were reported. The
garage was considered a total loss, with damage estimated
at $10,000-$15,000. Well worth it to get rid of those pesky
weeds.
*------------- Airborne What Now? -------------*
Some people say there are too many guns in America, and it's
hard to argue the point when stray firearms are literally
flying around the expressways. A driver who spotted a "black
object" flying through the air on a Washington highway
stopped 18 miles later and found a handgun embedded in his
bumper. Washington State Patrol Trooper Guy Gill said the
man was driving on Interstate 5 when he saw the object fly
through the air and appear to strike his bumper. The man
told troopers he didn't think the object had struck his
bumper very hard and no warning lights came on, so he decided
not to stop and investigate. Gill said the man stopped at a
gas station about 18 miles later and discovered the handgun
lodged barrel-first in his front bumper. He said it was one
of the strangest things he's seen in his 23 years on the job.
Gill said the gun was turned over to Lakewood police.
Investigators are looking into whether the weapon was used in
a shooting at Harry Todd Park in Lakewood.
*--- Step 1: Steal razor blades. Step 3: Profit ---*
A woman came up with a get rich quick scheme in order to
make a lot of money from an insurance company. Correill
Bradley, 29, of Louisiana went to the Mercy Regional Medical
Center for treatment after suffering a cut to her mouth.
Bradley claimed that she bit into a sandwich, which she
bought from a fast food restaurant, and injured her mouth.
She said that she found a razor blade in her food when she
got home. She then filed an insurance claim with the
restaurant's insurance company and contacted a personal
injury attorney about representation, police said. When
police examined the razor, it looked new and did not appear
to have been mixed with other food from her sandwich.
Officers checked with the hardware store near the restaurant
who sold the same razors. While reviewing store surveillance
videos, detectives saw Bradley grabbing a pack of razor
blades from the shelf and leaving without paying for them.
Furthermore, security videos from the restaurant proved that
no one placed any contraband into Bradley's sandwich. So
far, Bradley was arrested for criminal mischief and theft.
*----------------- Pig Stalker -----------------*
Police in Ohio said they thought a man who reported being
followed by a pig was drunk, but it turned out he was "very
sober" and indeed being stalked by swine. The North
Ridgeville Police Department said that a man called 911
about 5:26 a.m. to report he was being followed by a pig
while walking home from the train station. The statement
said police thought the man was "drunk" and "hallucinating"
his porcine pursuer, but officers arrived to find the man
was "very sober" and had a pig hot on his trail. An officer
was able to wrangle the pig into his patrol cruiser. "Also,
we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so
that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal
and trying too hard," the police said. The pig was taken to
the city's dog kennels and was later reunited with its owner.
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I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have
3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary
till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream
about.
Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new
position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In
addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be
back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember
that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.
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...Yeah, no kidding! Thanks Cloie!
Like Speaker Ryan - He quits way ahead of time and is a lame
duck with full pay until next year when he wants to leave!
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>A Drink Named After You
A grasshopper hops into a bar and jumps up on a barstool.
The bartender looks at him and starts laughing and says, "Hey! We
got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper gives the bartender a dirty look and says, "You
got a drink named Hank?"
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A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report
it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because they have really smelly feet.
Q: When were vowels invented?
A: When u and i were born.
Q: When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
A: When they had lots of sleepless knights!
Q: Why are robots never afraid?
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"How come you aren't married?"
John: "I haven't found the right woman yet."
George: "So what are you looking for?"
John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, a good cook and house
keeper, she's got to know how to handle finances, have a
nice and pleasant personality -- and money, she's got to
have money, and if she has her own house it wouldn't hurt
either."
George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!"
John: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy."
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in
the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people
who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the
beer and the retailers who sell it.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and
their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer
and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry
about my liver."
-<>-
A man was trying to pull out of a parking place, and bashed
the bumper of the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by
a handful of pedestrians waiting for a bus, the driver got
out, inspected the damage, and proceeded to write a note to
leave on the windshield of the car he had hit.
The note read:
"Hello. I have just hit your car, and there are some people
here watching me who think that I am writing this note to
leave you my name and phone number. You should be so lucky!"
-<>-
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put
up an 8-foot fence. The next morning, however, the kangaroo
was out again, idly roaming around the zoo.
The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to ten feet.
Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again
roaming about the zoo. This kept on, night after night, until
the fence was 20 feet high.
Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
"How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo replied, "Who knows? Maybe 50 feet. Unless some-
body starts locking the gate at night."
-<>-
However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband
what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any
of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with
what he really likes.
If you look in my freezer now you'll see a whole new set of
labels. You'll find dinners with neat little tags that say:
"Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't Care,"
"Something Good," or "Food." My frustration is now reduced
because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him
what he wants for dinner, I know that it is there waiting.
-<>-
In honor of Memorial Day, the teacher I worked with read the
Constitution to her third-grade class. After reading "We the
people," she paused to ask the children what they thought
that meant.
One boy raised his hand and asked, "Is that like 'We da bomb?'"
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...Kids do say the darnest things!
Last time my grandchildren were visiting, my son and I were
expressing how much the kids were growing. He said, 'Yep, they
are growing like weeds!'
The 11 year old, looked at his Dad with a questioning look and
asked, 'How come you are saying we are like weed?'
We quizzed him on what weeds were and he said, 'Stuff people smoke.'
We were both surprised that he knew what marijuana was but didn't
know what weeds were. We explained them and the phrase to him. Both
of us marveled at what they are teaching kids in school these days!
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in
her paintings that were on display.
"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The
good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it
would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would
and he bought all 10 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
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There was a tradesman, a painter called Wayne, who was very
interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would
thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further.
As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually
the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the
painting of one of their biggest buildings. Wayne put in a bid, and
because his price was so low, he got the job.
And so he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks,
and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down
with turpentine.
Well, Wayne was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job
nearly completed when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of
thunder, and the sky opened, the rain poured down, washing the
thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Wayne clear
off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones,
surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Wayne was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty,
so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What
should I do?"
"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another
minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged
to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse
to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim
expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just
died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would
have had to!"
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"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate.
"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932
Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"
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When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married.... You make sure there's nothing flammable
near your husband - at all times
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married.... He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What
are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married.... He flicks your ear in public
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married.... A King size bed feels like an army cot
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married.... You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this
hairy?"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you - for no
reason
When you are married.... He grabs your bottom any chance he gets
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing
old together
When you are married.... You wonder who will die first
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all
"mushy"
When you are married.... When you look at him, you want to claw his
eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "Laundry basket" is
When you are married.... The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes
storage area
When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married.... He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married.... He develops a "blank" stare
When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married..... He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when
speaking to others as "She"!
When you are dating.... She is 'anything for you sweetheart'.
When you are married... it's ...
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>Tips For Campers
* A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excel-
lent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours
makes an excellent hockey puck.
* You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican
food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.
* In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness
by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic
waistband of your underwear.
* The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite
makes excellent kindling.
* Check the washing instructions before purchasing any
apparel to be worn camping. Buy only those that read "Beat
on a rock in stream."
* The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for
generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does
absolutely nothing for the eagle.
* It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a
winding mountain road behind a large motor home.
* Effective January 1, 2006, you will actually have to
enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife.
* Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in
grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the
bears.
* In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be
used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
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1. Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca."
2. "Jaws of Life" in trunk.
3. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.
4. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with
squeegees.
5. You realize too late that it *is* your father's Oldsmobile.
6. Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.
7. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.
8. Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road.
9. The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand.
10. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.
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If you are not familiar with low-battery anxiety, it's a
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describes the scent as a 'sweet, slightly musky vanilla
fragrance with slight overtones of cherry, combined with the
smell of a salted wheat-based dough.' While kids are
describing it as 'delicious.'" -Seth Meyers
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Millions of Americans woke up at 4 a.m., turned the royal
wedding on TV and thought, 'Wait, what am I doing with my
life?'" -Jimmy Fallon
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however, is still recovering." -Seth Meyers
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And by then it was too late."
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"Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so
successful she turned it into a series."
-- Bob Hope
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--Henry David Thoreau
"Lack of money is the root of all evil."
--George Bernard Shaw
"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands?
And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."
--John Lennon
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