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You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This searing hot new page is from our friend Judy. It is one to give you plenty of smiles. She sent us a heartwarming update for our very first Ricochet Surf Dog page. If that wasn't enough, she also gave us insight as to how our canine buddies can not only help kids and people with disabilities achieve new heights but can also help our suffering veterans as well! Be sure to check this out and the videos here... \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Mike Hertz Ricochet's Soul Vision! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ricochetvision.html --- ...So amazing and awesome what you do! Thanks Judy! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: .-=-. ////"\\ .=. ( 6 6 ) //"\\ \ - / (/6 6\) _.) (._ )\ = /(-` `:` `\ _(_ ) ( _)-| : |\ \ (_/ `\_/` \ | : |/ / / (_ @ _) \\_ : _/ / \ \)___(/ / |===|_) \/`"""`\/ | L | | | | | | | | | | | |_____| | | | ||| | | | ||| | | | ||| |_|_| jgs / Y \ / T \ `"`"` `"`"` A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!" -<>- "I see you last worked in a psychiatrist's office," said the employment agency director to the nurse. "Why did you leave?" "Well," the nurse replied, "I just couldn't win. If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. If I was on time, I was compulsive." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 12 is Chicken Soup for the Soul Day November 13 is Caregiver Appreciation Day, National Indian Pudding Day, Sadie Hawkins Day, World Kindness Day and Young Readers Day November 14 is Operating Room Nurse Day and World Diabetes Day November 15 is America Recycles Day, Clean Your Refrigerator Day, Great American Smokeout and National Philanthropy Day November 16 is Button Day, Have a Party With Your Bear Day, International Tolerance Day and National Fast Food Day November 17 is Electronic Greeting Card Day, Homemade Bread Day, National Adoption Day, Take A Hike Day and World Peace Day November 18 is Occult Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: { } } { { { } } } }{ { _{ }{ } }_ ( }{ }{ { ) |""---------""| .-, | /""\ /#/ | | _ | _---------//_ | / | | ( / ) | |/ | /""=========""\ | / / (///////////////) | | / \ / | "T" C===========O cww ""---------"" -Bungle- >Poisoned Coffee A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and watched your husband drink it. Tell me, didn't you feel the slightest bit of pity for him?" the defense attorney prompted. "Yes," she replied, "I think there was one moment when I felt sorry for him." "And when was that?" "When he asked for his second cup." -<>- >Break Time I'd had enough of my employees' abusing their allotted break time. In an effort to clarify my position, I posted a sign on the bulletin board: "Starting immediately, your 15-minute breaks are being cut from a half-hour to 20 minutes." -<>- >Get Me Out! My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called, "Get me out!" "Don't worry," David replied, "maintenance should be sending somebody." "They did," said the voice. -<>- >Swollen Foot A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor hands the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room. Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes." -<>- The snooty old woman was shopping in an upscale pet center. "I want a dog of which I can be proud," she told the salesman. "Does that one have a good pedigree?" "Madam," declared the clerk, "if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us." -<>- \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Mike Hertz >Veteran's Day 2018 (Serious, Not Humor) There are a small handful of times during the year when I switch to a serious topic. Veteran's Day is one of those occasions that is very important to me. In the United States, Veteran's Day is November 11th (this is also Remembrance Day in Canada). In the early 1970's, Veteran's Day became a "movable" holiday -- the fourth Monday of October. In 1978, at the urging of veteran's groups who realized the sanctity of the date, Congress returned Veteran's Day to November 11th. Please remember that this day is not to honor war, but rather to honor the sacrifice made by others for our freedom. What we call Veteran's Day is the anniversary of the signing of the Armistice in the Forest of Campiegne by the Allies and the Germans in 1918 (the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month). This signified the end of World War I and was originally known as Armistice Day. President Woodrow Wilson signed the Congressional Resolution on Nov. 11, 1919, the first Armistice Day. However, after World War II, the day began to lose meaning and since there were many other veterans to consider, the decision was made to change November 11th to honor all those who fought in American wars. The United States Congress passed an act to change the name to Veteran's Day and in 1954 President Dwight Eisenhower signed the act. With that in mind, I would like to say "thank you" to all the men and women with whom I served, and to especially remember those who aren't with us anymore. As a former Hospital Corpsman, I wish a heartfelt "Semper Fi" to all my Marine friends. - Tom Ellsworth (HM2 USN 1965-69) This year I want to share (again) the piece that I first used back in 2000 when I started posting something special on Veteran's Day. (Note: The following piece was attributed to a Marine Corps chaplain, but as a Hospital Corpsman, I know that technically any chaplain with a Marine unit is really a member of the US Navy, just as any doctor or hospital corpsman (medic) is a member of the US Navy. This bit of military trivia is most likely not known by most people, but it in no way diminishes the powerful message of the piece nor my profound respect for the Marines.) ---------------------------------- WHAT IS A VETERAN? Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Others may carry the evidence inside them, a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg - or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul's ally forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking. What is a vet? A vet is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. A vet is the barroom loudmouth, dumber than five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-boy behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th Parallel. A vet is the nurse who fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two solid years in Da Nang. A vet is the POW who went away one person and came back another - or didn't come back at all. A vet is the drill instructor who has never seen combat - but has saved countless lives by turning slouchy, no-account punks and gang members into marines, airmen, sailors, soldiers and coast guardsmen, and teaching them to watch each other's backs. A vet is the parade-riding Legionnaire who pins on his ribbons and medals with a prosthetic hand. A vet is the career quartermaster who watches the ribbons and medals pass him by. A vet is the three anonymous heroes in The Tomb Of The Unknowns, whose presence at the Arlington National Cemetery must forever preserve the memory of all the anonymous heroes whose valor dies unrecognized with them on the battlefield or in the ocean's sunless deep. A vet is the old guy bagging groceries at the supermarket - palsied now and aggravatingly slow - who helped liberate a Nazi death camp and who wishes all day long that his wife were still alive to hold him when the nightmares come. A vet is an ordinary and yet extraordinary human being, a person who offered some of his life's most vital years in the service of his country, and who sacrificed his ambitions so others would not have to sacrifice theirs. A vet is a soldier and a savior and a sword against the darkness, and he is nothing more that the finest, greatest testimony on behalf of the finest, greatest nation ever known. So remember, each time you see someone who has served our country, just lean over and say, "Thank You." That's all most people need, and in most cases it will mean more than any medals they could have been awarded or were awarded. Two little words that mean a lot, "THANK YOU". ---------------------------- As a final thought on my part, let me share a favorite prayer: "Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at home or overseas. Hold them in Your loving hands and protect them as they protect us. Also remember their families back at home. They sacrifice by being away from their loved ones." Let's all keep those currently serving and those who have gone before in our thoughts. They are the reason for the many freedoms we enjoy. Remember, we live in the land of the free because of the brave. (Heroes don't wear capes; heroes wear dog tags.) ========================================================= _ .-. .--''` ) _ | |/` .-'` ( `\ /` _) _. -'._ /` .' .-.-; `).' / \ \ (`, \_o/_o/__ / .-''` ``'-. { /` ,___.--''` { ; '-. \ \ _ _ { |'-....-`'.\_\ / './ '. \ \ `"` _ \ \ | \ \ ( '-.J \_..----.._ __) `\--..__ .-` ` `\ ''--...--. (_,.--""`/` .- `\ .__ _) | ( } .__ _) \_, '. }_ - _.' \_, '. } `'--' '._. ,_) / | / .' \ | _ .-' \__/;--.||-' _|| _||__ __ _ __.-` "`)(` `" ```._) jgs (_`,- ,-' `''-. '-._) ( ( / '.__.' `"`'--' >-->Chicken Jokes for Chicken Soup For The Soul Day! :) Q: How do monsters like their eggs? A: Terri-fried. Q. Why did the elephant cross the road? A. The chicken couldn’t be bothered. Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: Because they break if they drop them. Q. Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road? A. The elephant stepped on it. Q: Where did the chicken grow? A: On a poultry. Q: Why did the chicken cross the construction site? A: To see a person lay a brick. Q: Why did the cactus cross the road? A: It was stuck to the chicken. Q. Why did the toad hop across the road? A. He was following the chicken Q: Why did half the chicken cross the road? A: To get to its other side Q: Why did the chicken join a band? A: Because it already had the drumsticks. Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: He was chicken. Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants. Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: How do baby chickens dance? A: Chick-to-chick (cheek to cheek). See More Chicken Jokes Here: https://funkidsjokes.com/jokes-about-chickens/ ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) |\=. / 6', .--. \ .-' /_ \ / (_() ) | / `;--' / / / ( ( `" _)_ jgs `-==-'`""""""` >A Test Don't scroll Past the animals until you have decided upon your answer.... There is a very tall coconut tree and there are four animals: A Lion - A Chimp - A Giraffe AND - A Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully..... Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. . . . . . . . . . . . . :OK! If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're dense. Giraffe = you're a complete moron. Squirrel = you're hopeless. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS Obviously you're stressed and overworked! You should take some time off and relax. --- ...TeeHee! Probably Russia did it! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >Who's your Baby's Daddy? The following are all replies that women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way... Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I was with a man I met that night. I do remember that it was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks... (The runner-up). 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never been with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country....Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me. 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have a clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1). --- ...Oh for goodness sake! LOL! Terrible! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| ejm97 |__________| >Newspaper Newspapers to clean up broken glass? Yes, you sure can! First, pick up and dispose of the larger pieces wrapped in old newspaper. Then carefully blot the surrounding area with a few sheets of wet newspaper - the shards of glass will stick to the damp wad of paper. -- In need of some packing material? Newspaper is a great substitute for bubble wrap - which can be quite expensive. To pack a box with fragile contents, first wrap the items individually. Place them in the box, separated by crumpled paper. Then fill any remaining space with crumpled paper. If you have a lot of old paper, use a paper shredder to make piles of great packaging material. This makes great fillers for fragile gifts and the best part...Whoever receives your gift can avoid adding to the world's waste and put your papery packaging straight in their home recycling bin. That's what I call a win win! -<>- .:::. .:::. /:::::\ /:':':\ | _ | | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | | | | | | jgs | | /`'---'`\ /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` >Salt Yuck...your shoes smell It doesn't matter what kind of shoes...gym, canvas, high heels - they can get quite pongy especially when they are worn without socks. Here's your solution: Get into the habit of deodorising them every night with by sprinkling a small amount of salt inside - it will soak up any lingering smells leaving them fresher in the morning. -- Clean a glass coffee pot with salt and ice cubes... Every diner waitress' favorite tip: Add a hefty dose of salt and ice cubes to a coffee pot, swirl around vigorously, and rinse. The salt scours the bottom, and the ice helps to agitate it more for a better scrub. -<>- >Use cooking spray to remove soap scum in shower Spray glass shower doors and tapware with light coating of coating of non-stick cooking spray. Leave for 5-10 minutes. Wipe off with clean cloth or paper towel, then wash away with cold water. A slight residue will remain to form a barrier against build up. -<>- >Vinegar to remove sweat stains from clothing Mix 1 part vinegar with 4 parts water. Pour or spray onto underarms, collars or affected areas of clothing and soak for at least one minute. Wash as directed on clothing tags. -<>- >Have you heard this quick tip to get grass stains out of clothing? Dissolve 1/2 cup of sugar with enough warm water to create a thick paste. Apply directly on to the grass-stained fabric. Let sit for at least an hour. Wash according to directions on label. ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Ed Rogers writes that by most measures, Republicans beat the odds of history—and nearly everyone’s expectations—for the 2018 midterms. “The instant analysis is clear: Democrats may have won the House, but Trump won the election.” President Trump and his allies “have an appeal that the elites in New York and Hollywood cannot dismiss or combat,” Rogers explains. The Kavanaugh Debacle Cost the Democrats the Senate https://tinyurl.com/y73a8xvw “The President elected two years ago to revive American prosperity is now presiding over an economic boom. The first two years of the Trump era have been so good that his predecessor has lately been barnstorming the country trying to persuade voters that we’re still living in the Obama era. It is the sincerest form of political flattery,” James Freeman writes. Democrats Won the House, but Trump Won the Election https://tinyurl.com/y93aef44 Trump Devastates Obamacare https://1600daily.com/2018/11/08/trump-devastates-obamacare/ Trump Honors Victims of Communism (socialism) A main feature of communism is an implacable hostility to capitalism, the economic system that has produced the most advanced and freest civilization in human history. Trump’s commitment to defeat international socialism and communism has been a welcome change in the White House, especially against the “troika of tyranny” in the Americas – Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua. https://1600daily.com/2018/11/08/trump-honors-victims-communism/ President Trump Closes Major Immigration Loophole Illegal aliens will no longer get a free pass into our country by lodging meritless claims in seeking asylum. Instead, migrants seeking asylum will have to present themselves lawfully at a port of entry. https://tinyurl.com/y892fuah Trump Defends New Attorney General https://1600daily.com/2018/11/09/trump-defends-new-attorney-general/ Dem Election Lawyer’s Dark Past https://1600daily.com/2018/11/10/dem-election-lawyers-dark-past/ Trump Puts New Pressure on California President Trump has called out California for its terrible forestry management, which seriously limits controlled burns. Fox News reports: Trump wrote that "there is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly fires in California." He added that "billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!" --- _ _|_|_ ,|_| |_|_ || | | |_| || | | | | || | | | | _|| | | | | ||)\ ^ ^ ^ | || | | || | | || | | \\ | \\ / ejm )\ ( / \ \ / \ \ \ \ ...So Sad! May God bless, comfort and heal all those affected by these terrible California fires in the name of Jess Christ! There's a better way to tame large forest fires. So why don't we do it? https://tinyurl.com/y9xf8qtx California needs to stop listening to the environmentalists who want to protect all nature and do the maintenance needed getting rid of the thick brush in their forests and woods! My son thinks it is due to the money. Why spend it maintaining when you get all that help and aide from the state and Federal government to rebuild. Follow the money sort of thing. As a kid, my forest ranger grandmother gave me a Smokey the Bear. If you don't know the heartwarming story, here it is: https://www.fs.fed.us/blogs/story-smokey-bear I saw in the news that Bearadise in California had been totally burnt down - so sad! Image 18 here shows what I saw: https://tinyurl.com/y8ov3po8 Think of all the real wildlife that suffers too during these horrific California wildfires! Trump is right to call them out to do their job! What is upsetting is that since Trump did this, the news media is twisting it to say he is blaming the firefighters for the fires in California! What ignoramuses! I mean really! People risking their lives to save lives and property are NOT who Pres. Trump is calling out! He is blaming the California government for their poor forestry management for goodness sake. Pres. Trump has many times praised the firefighters for their heroic work! Here is an example just from this last August... _____ .'.---.'. // , \\ || `| || || | || || -'- || .-"`'-.,_ _,.-'`"-. / .'--,___`"""`___,--'. \ | /:////_'---'_\\\\:\ | \|:|// `_ _` \\|:|/ '-/| (6/ \6) |\-' \\ | | // `| (._.) |` | _ _ | jgs \ '---' / '--.___.--' Trump praises efforts of firefighters battling California's wildfires "We're deeply grateful to our incredible firefighters and first responders," Mr. Trump told reporters. "They’re really brave people. They're risking their lives... to contain these devastating fires so they can save our lives." https://tinyurl.com/yctxvpfb To think CNN and others news media is making firefighters mad at our President is sadly disturbing and tremendously outrageous! That is just not right! Our President is all in for these brave people and all our military, first responders, and law enforcement! He has said so over and over and over again! There should be no question about it. They go from fake news to down and out bold face liars! WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: Stories of giant, mutant alligators lurking in the sewers of New York City (and some other dense urban centers) go all the way back to the 1930s. Then, just like now, morons liked to buy novelty pets, like baby alligators, and raise them in fish tanks. Of course, when the alligator grew too large for comfort, the pet owner would do the responsible thing and flush the reptile down the toilet. Supposedly, then, the gators would reside in the sewers, feeding on rats and garbage, and grow to giant size. Fortunately, these stories were never proven to be true. Probably because it freezes in New York for three or four months out of the year, and alligators don't respond very well to being frozen. But there is a place that does have favorable conditions, plenty of warmth, moisture and undeveloped land, and plenty of morons who buy exotic pets they can't take care of and then turn them loose into the environment. That place is called Florida and judging from some of the stories that have been coming up, Florida is turning into the Land of the Lost. Just last week a massive Asian water monitor lizard was captured by wildlife officers after spending months on the loose in a Florida neighborhood. Not lost in a swamp some- where, but lurking around a suburban neighborhood. Officers captured the 6-foot-long lizard after it escaped from a woman's home in August and was repeatedly spotted in a neighbor family's yard. How would you like to find a 6-foot- long lizard under one of your bushes when you let your dog out in the back yard? But while 6 feet is big, it is not nightmare-inducing like the giant Burmese python that was bagged recently by a hunter on land owner by the South Florida Water Management District in Miami-Dade County. Apparently the county has such a problem with the killer snakes, they have instituted a Python Elimination Program. The district said the total number of snakes eliminated since the program began last year has risen to 1,859. But this last one was a record-setter. The district shared a photo of the hunter, Kyle Penniston, posing with the 17-foot, 5-inch monster. At this point the only things Florida is missing are a few dinosaurs and some Sleestaks. -<>- When you go fishing there is always an element of surprise. Are you going to catch the 'big one' this time? Or just an old boot or inner tube. That is the kind of excitement that drags thousands of thrill-seekers to their local lakes and rivers with their rods in one hand and coolers full of beer in the other. But one fisherman in New Zealand hooked a lot more than he ever expected recently when he cast his line at a beach in a public park located in the Bay of Plenty region of the North Island. In fact, his 'catch' impacted the lives of several people. Gus Hutt was checking his lines early in the morning when he saw what he thought was a doll in the ocean. "His face looked like porcelain with his short hair wetted down," Mr. Hutt told the local news. "But then he let out a little squeak and I thought, 'Oh No, this is a baby and it's alive'. He was floating at a steady pace with a rip in the water. If I hadn't been there, or if I had just been a minute later I wouldn't have seen him." Hutt said his wife Sue ran to the park manager, who directed her to the only visitors who had a baby. "She ran to the tent and just shook it and asked, 'where's your baby - we just pulled one from the sea' - and the mother just screamed," Hutt said. The parents said the baby, named Malachi, had pulled up the zipper of their tent while they were sleeping and crawled under the flap before heading to the beach. Emergency services treated the boy and then took him to a nearby hospital. Mr. Hutt said the parents later thanked him and Malachi seemed perfectly happy. +-- Man Humiliates Bear in Front of Her Cubs --+ A North Carolina man who survived a bear attack with only minor scrapes and bruises said he repeatedly punched the animal in the face. Sonny Pumphrey, 78, said he was in his driveway when a mother bear and her two cubs approached his house. Pumphrey said the cubs ran off when they saw him, but the mother bear attacked. "She made a charging dead run at me. That sucker was eyeball to eyeball to me," he told local news. He said the bear then bit him and he retaliated by repeatedly hitting the predator in the head. "Only thing I could do was to punch her right in the nose," Pumphrey said. His wife, Betty, and the couple's Yorkie dog came outside to investigate the commotion and their appearance caused the mother bear to flee. Pumphrey said he was lucky to walk away with only minor injuries. "I could have been dead. I could have been really cut up bad," he said. +-- America: Speed Bumps. Australia: Speed Trees? --+ Here's a brilliant idea, mate. The local council for the City of Stirling in Western Australia has come up with a unique solution to slow down speeding drivers. They have planted over 40 trees. In the middle of the roads. The city's mayor, Mark Irwin, said, "The aim of the project is to encourage drivers to adopt lower speeds, discourage non-local through traffic, reduce the speed and volume of traffic using the residential streets, and provide more walkable pedestrian and bike riding areas." Well, the locals did ask for it. The initiative was adopted after residents raised concerns about dangerous drivers. That'll teach 'em. One resident posted on social media, 'First safety cameras. Now safety trees. In the middle of the road. To prevent accidents. So proud to be Australian.' Well, it's not like Australians have a reputation for drinking, so dodging trees while weaving down the road in the middle of the night shouldn't be a problem. +-- Delta Apologizes After Passenger Sits in Poop --+ These emotional support animals are getting really comfortable on flights. Delta Air Lines issued an apology after a Michigan man said he boarded a flight in Atlanta and sat in dog poop. Matthew Meehan said he boarded a flight from Atlanta to Miami and he was already sitting down when he discovered there were dog feces all over the chair and floor. "Actual feces and it was all over me. I sat in it and it was on the seat, on the floor, the seat in front. And I was literally in it," Meehan said. Meehan said he and the passenger sitting next to him were offered very little help with the situation. "I have no idea why I wasn't offered something from the bio hazard kit to clean myself up with. Instead I was handed two paper towels and one of those miniature bottles of Bombay Sapphire, a bottle of gin to clean myself with," Meehan said. [That's just a waste of good gin.] Delta addressed in the incident in a statement. "The safety and health of our customers and employees is our top priority, and we are conducting a full investigation while following up with the right teams to prevent this from happening again. Upon landing in Miami, the aircraft was taken out of service to be deep cleaned and disinfected," the statement said. +-- Hotel's Underwater Villa Costs $50k per Night --+ A luxury hotel in the Maldives has opened what it describes as the world's first "underwater hotel residence," a two- story villa under the Indian Ocean. The Conrad Maldives Rangali Island said the underwater villa, dubbed Muraka, includes a private gym, a stocked bar, an infinity pool, butler's quarters, an ocean-facing bathtub and an under- water bedroom with a panoramic view of the world 16 feet under the surface of the Indian Ocean. The top floor of the villa, located above the water, features a "relaxation deck" for sunbathing. The luxury villa costs $50,000 per night with a minimum four-night package purchase required. The package includes a personal chef and use of a private boat. The Conrad is also home to Ithaa, an underwater five-star restaurant. ========================================================= >From TheGroaner: .----. ===(_)== THIS WONT HURT A BIT... // 6 6 \\ / ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` I went to see my doctor the other day. He was glad to see me because I usually have a rather bizarre and complex medical question to ask him during my visits. And this visit was no different. Once I was weighed and had my blood pressure taken I anxiously awaited my doctor's entrance into the exam room. After eating sixteen cotton balls I heard a knock at the door and then he entered. "So, what's it today?" he said with a defeated tone in his voice. "Oh, it's a good one," I said like a giddy child. He took a deep breath and asked, "It's not about aliens stealing your thoughts to figure out what your favorite favorite member of ABBA is is it? "No, not this time, Doc." "So what then?" I paused and then I let him have it, "Doc, can you make your mind believe that you are physically older than you actually are and then your body begins to age rapidly because your mind makes your body believe that it's old and then you get gray hair overnight and then you want to watch old "Mannix" episodes all of the time and the waistline of your pants starts to move up towards your neck and you tell people to turn their music down and you turn the volume of your TV game shows up really loud and you feel really old?" After a long breath my doctor looked at me with intense focus and said very calmly, "Yes." "I KNEW IT!" Good visit. We'll get to that alien thought-stealing business during my next visit. -<>- >Anything For $50 A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house." -<>- >The Tennis Ball While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him saw the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, with her eyes gleaming lustfully. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful, I had tennis elbow once!" -<>- >Hilarious Puns: 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual." 8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy. 9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. -<>- .---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: `: `, -=| | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' >Q and A Quickies: Q: Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches? A: They can't keep their trunks up! Q: Why does a tiger have stripes? 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Just because you've just learned it, doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it, Columbus is a good example of this. "You Get What You Pay For" - Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping recently? Only a very naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully, you'll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful, you soon might not even get that. "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST" - Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third in a field of six. Actually, short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that nice guys finished twenty- sixth. You can see how limited those people were. -<>- Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While one of the robbers takes the money from the tellers, the other lines the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceeds to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand. Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" To which the first lawyer replies, "It's that $50 I owe you." -<>- _____________ | ___ ___ ___ | ||_=_|_=_|_=_|| ||____===____|| ||____===____|| _|_____________|_ | _______________ | ||.-----___-----.|| |||_____________||| ||.-----___-----.|| |||_____________||| ||.-----___-----.|| |||_____________||| ||.-----___-----.|| ||| ||| |||_____________||| ''==============='' (o)LGB (o) >THE MODERN TOOLBOX: Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. 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Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool. Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911. Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principal to harnessing the power of your mother-in-laws nagging complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old paint off the side of the house. Chainsaw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that you accidentally built completely around yourself. Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique the job you're doing or offer advice. -<>- A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat. After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry Davis, can you please tell me what room I am in?" "Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby." -<>- My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's too young to get married." "Why do you say that?" I asked. "Because," she said, "they've registered for Nintendo games." -<>- After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. "Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "but it didn't work out and they brought you back." ========================================================= >-->From TheJokester: .-'"""'-. ,____|_______|____, '._____________.' 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"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska." -<>- A Swiss man needed directions, so he pulled up to a bus stop where two Americans were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Americans just stared at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tried. The two continued to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Nothing. The man drove off in disgust. One American turned to the other and said, "You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why?" said the other. "That guy knew four and it didn't help him at all!" -<>- ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ Jose was 35 and desperate to meet an attractive Latina he could date and maybe marry. 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