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AND For Facebook Users: Please Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our too hot to handle new page is from our friend Linda. It is full of plenty of eye candy to delight you along with photos that will leave you flabbergasted and amazed. Be sure to check this one out here: .----------. / .-. .-. \ / | | | | \ W O W ! \ `-' `-' _/ / /\ .--. / | / \ | / / / / / | `--' /\ \ /`-------' \ \ Jym Dyer Unusual Photos 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/unusual2.html --- ...Wowsers! Pretty awesome! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: /^\ ___ /^\ //^\(o o)/^\\ /'<^~``~''~^>`\ Ts97 A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, "What are you staring at?" "A spider," he replies. "I don't see anything," she says. "Oh, it must have fallen on your head," he said calmly. The wife jumps up screaming... The man says, "While you're up, can you get me another beer?" -<>- A man visits his doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep seeing green Martians before my eyes." The doctor asks, "Have you seen a psychiatrist?" The patient says, "No, only green Martians!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ March 29 is National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day and Smoke and Mirrors Day March 30 is I am in Control Day, National Doctor's Day, Take a Walk in the Park Day and Turkey Neck Soup Day March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day, National Clam on the Half Shell Day, National Crayon Day and World Backup Day April 1 is April Fool's Day, Atheist Day, International Fun at Work Day, International Tatting Day and National Burrito Day April 2 is Children's Book Day, Good Friday, National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day, National Walk to Work Day and Reconciliation Day April 3 is Don't Go to Work Unless it's Fun Day, Find a Rainbow Day, Tweed Day and World Party Day April 4 is Easter Sunday, Hug a Newsman Day, Walk Around Things Day School Librarian Day, Tell a Lie Day and World Rat Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: ,_ ,_ | '. '. \ \ \ '.__\_|_ /` '. / ^ ) / __.' .' (_ .' \'-._ / '.__) ; .-. '. /`| / '._) | \ /--. '--'\ '-.__) jgs )_____) One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, "I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny." His father replied, "It's okay son—you missed it by a hare." -<>- Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A: He was eggspelled! -<>- Our neighbors gave us a pumpkin pie as a holiday gift. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that we had to throw it away. Ever gracious and tactful, my wife sent the neighbors a note. It read: "Thank you very much for the pumpkin pie. Something like that doesn't last very long in our house." -<>- A proud father never tired of telling how smart his son Arthur was. "My Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it until he was fifty!" -<>- A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island. One morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a small boat pulling out toward him! When the boat arrived, its occupant handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and said: "With the captain's compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued." -<>- My boss said, "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays." I said, "It must be my weekend immune system." -<>- _._ .' '. / \ ___ _.. _.--. | / |.' `'. ;-._ .' `\ .' `\ \| / \ .' `\/ ; / _ \.=..=./ _.' / | `\.---._| '. .-'-.}`.<>.`{-'-. / .--; . ( .' '. \ .---.{ <>()<> }.--..-' / _ \_ './ _. `-./ _},'<>`.{_ `\ ( = \ )`""'\;--. .' .-'/ )=..=;`\`- \ {= (| ) /`. ( / /| \ ) ( =_/ )__..-\ .'-..___.' : '.___..-' \ }/ / ;.____.-;/\ | ` | '--' | .' | \ \ /'. _.' \ ' / |\.\ ; /`--.-' ) .'`-. / \ \ |`| /__.-' \_.'jgs \ \ |-| Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. ========================================================= __________________________ |.-----------..-----------.| || _ _ _ _|| ___ _ _ || || | | |/ \| \ \ \/ / || || | | ' | '_/ '_/\ / || || |_|_|_|_|_|||_| /_/ || || ___ ___ __||_ _ _ ___ || ||/ __/ \ \| | \ |/ _/|| ||\__ \ '_/' /| | | [ \|| ||/___/_||_|_\|_|_\_|\___/|| || || || ||-._________||___________|| ||--,--------..-----------.| |||\ \ || || ||; \ ; ||_ || || \| | _.|| ``''-. || ||\ | | _." .||-""-_) `) || ||_) `" .-.||`` _.-' || || ( ||--'` || || ' . | || || || () \ || .-. || ||\/_ | ||' _;\ || ||_`_____/_.'||____/______|| '---------------------jgs--' >-->Happy April First SMILES :) Q: When do gorillas fall from the sky? A: During Ape-ril showers. Q: Can February March? A: No, but April May. Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March. /\^/`\ | \/ | | | | \ \ / '\\//' || || || || , |\ || |\ | | || | | | | || / / \ \||/ / jgs `\\//` ^^^^^^^^ Q: Which April flowers grow on faces? A: Tulips (2 lips). Q: Why is April so popular for using a trampoline? A: It’s Spring-time! Q: What did the tree say when April began? A: What a re-leaf. _, _ _ ,_ .o888P Y8o8Y Y888o. d88888 88888 88888b d888888b_ _d88888b_ _d888888b 8888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888 YJGS8P"Y888P"Y888P"Y888P"Y8888P Y888 '8' Y8P '8' 888Y '8o V o8' ` ` Q: Which crime fighter likes April the most? A: Robin Q: What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day? A: On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful. ___ .'``.``. ___/ (o) `, `. '-==`, ; `. \ : `-. / '; `. / .' `. | ( `. `-.._ \ \` ` `. \ `-.._ `. ;`-.._ `-`._.-. `-._ `-._ `..' `-.```. `-._ `-.._.' `--..__..-`--' `-.,' `._)`/ / / /--( -./,--'`-, ,^--( hjw ,--' `-, Q: What makes April jump so high? A: It’s Spring! Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims. Q: When does April come before January? A: In the dictionary! ___()___ _.-'' ,-'`-. ``-._ ,-' ,' `. `-. ,' ,' `. `. / / \ \ /_ / \ _\ ``-./_..---'''|``---.._\,-'' | | | | | | | , | `..' SSt Q: What goes up when April rain comes down? A: An umbrella. Q: Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? A: Prankenstein. Q: Who is always in line before May? A: April! .-. __ / \ __ ( `'.\ /.'` ) '-._.(;;;)._.-' .-' ,`"`, '-. (__.-'/ \'-.__)/)_ \ /\ / / ) '-' | \/.-') , | .'/\'..) |\ |/ | \_) \ | | \_/ | \ / \|/ _, jgs / __/ / | _/ _.' |/__/ \ Q: What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one? A: The letter “r” Q: Which day of the year do diesel engines like most? A: April Fuels Day .-"""-. _.---..-; :.) ;"" \/ __..--'\ ;-"""-. ;._ `-.___.^.___.'-.____J__/-._J bug Q: What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April? A: FOUL spring weather. ========================================================= ...THE FIRST EASTER BUNNY... by Francine M. O'Connor (ASCII Art by joan stark) __ /^\ .' \ / :.\ This is the story of a long-eared rabbit / \ | :: \ who couldn't learn to do the bunny hop. / /. \ / ::: | His ears were floppy, his feet were sloppy | |::. \ / :::'/ he'd hippity hop, then he'd trip and plop. | / \::. | / :::'/ `--` \' `~~~ ':'/` / ( So this little rabbit developed the habit / 0 _ 0 \ of staying awake when the sun went down. \/ \_/ \/ He'd stay up all night, -== '.' | '.' ==- till the morning light, and /\ '-^-' /\ practice his hopping just outside of town. \ _ _ / .-`-((\o/))-`-. _ / //^\\ \ _ On the first Easter morn, ."o".( , .:::. , )."o". just before dawn, |o o\\ \:::::/ //o o| He was startled by a bright \ \\ |:::::| // / and blinding light. \ \\__/:::::\__// / And Jesus was there in the \ .:.\ `':::'` /.:. / shimmering glare, \':: |_ _| ::'/ smiling at that funny bunny's plight. jgs `---` `"""""` `---` Don't worry, little lad, and don't be so sad, .-"-. for humankind will celebrate this special day. .'=^=^='. You must bring the word to every beast and bird /=^=^=^=^=\ that I have risen and am in the world to stay. :^= HAPPY =^; |^ EASTER! ^| You should've seen that cottontail hop away, :^=^=^=^=^=^: feeling mighty proud to be the chosen one. \=^=^=^=^=/ Though this story is quite old, it can now be retold `.=^=^=.' to make little children smile on Easter morn. `~~~` ================ ,_ ,_ _, _, | '. '. .' .' | \ \ \ / / / '.__\_|_ _|_/__.' /` '. .' `\ / ^ ) ( ^ \ / __.' '.__ \ .' (_ _) '. .' \'-._.===========._.-'/ '. / '.__) HAPPY (__.' \ ; .-. '.| EASTER! |.' .-. ; /`| / '._)===========(_.' \ |`\ | \ /--. .--\ / | '--'\ '-.__) (__.-' /'--' jgs )_____) (______( >-->Happy Easter SMILES :) Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead. Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? A: From Eggplants. Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A: He was eggspelled! Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? A: She had to call an eggs-terminator! ___ .-*)) `*-. /* ((* *'. | *)) * *\ | * ((* * / \ *)) * .' '-.((*_.-' Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days. Q: What kind of bunny can't hop? A: A chocolate one! .=""=. / _ _ \ | d b | \ /\ / , ,/'-=\/=-'\, |\ /\/ \/| ,_ / / \ \ ; \/` '; , \_', | / \ | \ / \/ \ / \/ '. .' /`. '. .' `~~` , /\ `"` jgs _|`~~`|_ . `" /|\ /|\ Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny! Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater! Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A: A hot cross bunny __ __ | _'-._ _.-'_ | | '::. 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A: A rash of good luck. _ _ /\`\ /`/\ \/\ V /\/ /6 6\ (= Y =) /`"^"`\ / / \ \ (_/ \_) / \o jgs ___\ /___ (((____/^\____))) Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants. Q: What can you call the Easter Bunny when he has the sniffles? A: A runny bunny. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to Easter Eggs? A: Because you might crack them up. Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? .---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: `: `, -=| | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' A: The Easter Elephant. Q: What did the Easter Bunny do after it’s wedding? A: Went on a nice bunnymoon. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to find? , ,_ )\ \". / ) ) \ / / / / | | / / \ | / / \|-""-//` / _ _ \ _| / \/ \ |_ / `-\0||0/-' \ =\.: ,_()_ :./= jgs `-._\II/_.-' `""` Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chuck. Chuck who? Chuckolate Easter bunnies are my favorite. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Eggs. Eggs Who? Eggs-cited for the Easter Bunny! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harvey. Harvey who? Harvey happy Easter. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have a chocolate Easter bunny. .--. /``'. /wwww\ .---. |* * \ |-=-=|/ ^ ^ `;--. *| \wwww/\^ ^ ^/~~~~\.' __ '--' '----| | .'-=\ jgs .'``\ \~~~~/ .-""-:=-=-=| / * | '--' /><><><\=-=/ |* / .-""-.<><>.__ -- _.- `; .' _ __/ _/ / '.,:".-\ /:, | \.' `""`'.\\ '-,.__/ _ .-. ;|_ /` `|| _/ `\/_ \_|| `\ | ||/ \-./` \ / || | \ ||__/__|___|__|| / \_ |_Happy Easter_| / jgs .' \ = _= _ = _= /`\ / `-;----=--;--' \ \ _.-' '. / `""` `""` Q: What do you call a rabbit comedian? A: A funny bunny. Q: Which bedtime stories does the Easter Bunny like most? A: Hairy tales with hoppy endings. Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter! _ .-"--._ / \ / ____\ ||\\ / /`( || \\ _| '``'-. | \_\\ ` 9\ , \_ 9 _ '-.= .--'|} | _ \) | / /}} \/ = \ ;_.'/ .=\.--'`\} | `-`__.;---.//` '---./' '.___..-'` `| _/ __.-.__/ _ _ ___ ___ ___ _ _ , .-' .-' ||| | | |/ \| _ \| _ \| | | {|'--. .-/ / |\\ | | | | _/| _/\ / {{\ \ { | /_ / \| |_|_|\___/|_| |_| |_| {/`'--./=. `-\ `\--;` ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _`\.---' `\\ '-. | | | _|| _ |/ __\|_ _|| _|| _ \ / \ |\ || ) / _/ | _|| |\__ \ | | | _|| / \_/ | |// jgs / __.' '--. |___||_|_|\___/ |_| |___||_\_\ (_) \//_/| ( '--. ___))) //\__/ `-..____))) |/ ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _ \`\ _ \ \ /\ \ \ V /\/ ___ /. .\ .'__(>@<) =\_T_/= /.' /|\ / \ || || (( )) ||oO0oO|| {/\) (/\ |-=-=-=-| __\ /__ \=-=-=-=/ jgs (____/^\____) '=-=-=' Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A. Two points... just like anybody else! >SMILES After digging to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and concluded that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, report finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers." One week later, a local newspaper in Arizona reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his home near Phoenix, Arizona, Bob Brown, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. He therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Arizona had already gone wireless." -------- A mother took her six-year old daughter to the ballet. It was the first time the little girl had ever seen a ballet, and she watched wide-eyed as the ballerinas pranced around the stage on their toes. When the ballet was over, the mother asked her daughter if she had any questions. "Yes, Mommy," the little girl replied, "Wouldn't it be easier if they just hired taller dancers?" -------- \\\\\\// \\\ \ \\ -->From HandyHints: (\ /) \/ W.Madison \/ (\ /) (X) o00- _ _ -00o (X) (/|\) (')< >(') (/|\) | (@ ) ( @) | \|/|||||||||| ^^ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^^ ||||wsm|||\|/ ~~~~ ~~~~ * Use Newspaper Under Mulch Mulching is a pain, so if youre going to put all that work into making your beds look nice, why not make it LAST longer? Putting several layers of newspaper down BEFORE laying a layer of mulch helps to keep the weeds out for at least one whole season! The newspaper is porous, so water and nutrients can still pass through and reach the plants, but it blocks the light so that weeds cant germinate. As an added bonus, earthworms LOVE to eat newspaper, and will slowly compost it to enrich your soil. -<>- When your blow dryer suddenly stops working, clean the lint out of the vents on all sides with an old dry toothbrush. Lint that doesnt come out can be picked out with tweezers. Vacuum the vents with the hose part of your vacuum cleaner. Your blow dryer should start right back up and will last for several more months. Care and cleaning of the vents will make your blow dryer last a lot longer and you wont have to replace it as often saving you money and a trip to the store! -<>- _________________________ (, ______________________ ) | | || | | @@@@ || @@@@ | | @@@@@@@ || @@@@@@@ | | @@ - - || - @@@@ | | @ c/ || '_ @@@ | | _@| |_ || __\@ \@ | | ( \ )/_\ /_ || _\\ (/ ) @\_/) | | \ \|) / \) || |(__/ / /| | | |\_/ ( -/ || \___/ ----/_| | | / \ || ,: '( | | : _/| || |: \ | | : | || |: ) | | : | || |: | | |_______'____,_|_______|| |_____,_| .---('________________________)--. | / ( |____ __________ _| | /\ ) |___| -o- | |__| -o- | ( \| / |___| -o- | |__| -o- | | /'=. b'ger|________| |__|______| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| Stop comparing yourself to others... If you continue to compare yourself and your lifestyle to those around you, you will continue to spend, spend, spend to try to keep up. If you're looking at life through a comparison lens, you will always want to be someone with more than you have. More clothes. More jewelry. More cars. A bigger house. More property. More money. More vacations. The sooner you acknowledge and accept that, the easier it will be to stop spending money and stop trying to keep up with the Jones's. This will help you get and stay out of debt as well live a more frugal, simple life. Focus on your goals to save and don't sweat what everyone else appears to have. --- ...Our VP might want to think about that and save us some money! Kamala Harris ‘frustrated’ with luxury digs during VP mansion upgrades. Better than foil blankets, no? Vice President Kamala Harris and her husband, Georgetown Law professor Douglas Emhoff, are “still, ostensibly, living out of suitcases, unable to move into the private residence reserved for the vice president because it’s still undergoing renovations.” https://tinyurl.com/r9ray84k -<>- * View Coupons as Money When you realize a $10 coupon for something you need is the same as someone giving you $10 in cash towards your purchase, you'll start to see the value of coupons and savings in a whole new way. * Don't Let Coupons Shop for You Buying a product at a discounted price with a coupon is better than paying full-price - but if coupon clipping leads you to make purchases you wouldn't normally make, it's money wasted, not money saved. Only use coupons if they apply to your normal and needed purchase items. Otherwise, skip the coupon and skip the purchase altogether. -<>- An interesting grocery survey recently debunked a popular thrifty myth: That Trader Joes is not the least expensive place to buy groceries. In fact, in an analysis of five nationwide grocery chains, it was the last on the list for average monthly savings. So, instead of choosing the grocery store that's closest to you, or the one everyone says is most affordable, take a look at all your options. For example, Aldi was found to be the most cost effective, with an average of 34 percent in monthly savings. Walmart came in second with 14 percent monthly savings, and Kroger with 5 percent. * Use Dryer Sheets Three Different Ways Each Time If you must use dryer sheets...To get the most out of your dryer sheets, use them in three ways before tossing them. The first use is to put them in a closet and dresser drawers to give clothes a nice clean scent. After about a week or two use them in the dryer with a load of laundry. After getting the sheet from the dryer, use it to dust with because it seems to catch dust better than regular dusting cloths. _________ d b d b d b d b d b ''':::.....:::''' fff .' '. ^ ^.'--. b d , czzzzzd ..oOo Lupino -The Easiest Way to Clean a Lampshade Sometimes, cleaning jobs are all about having the right tools. And it turns out that the best tool for cleaning a lampshade is a fabric softener sheet! They pull away dust and prevent static cling, which means less dust in the future. The best part is, it doesn't even matter if the sheet has been through the dryer! We try to make a habit of quickly dusting shades before throwing away used sheets. I'm not a fan of dryer sheets and the chemicals in them, I like to use dryer balls with a few drops of my favorite essential oils. * Wash only full loads of laundry Most people use the same amount of detergent no matter what size load they do and even if you cut it back, you are still using only a tad less than you would for a full load. Doing only full loads will also save you electricity and if you pay for water, you'll save quite a few gallons too in the long run by doing only full loads! --- ...Same goes for dishwashers - Wash only full loads Less water and electricity usage that way. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: President Trump Tells Judge Jeanine: 'I Owe It to Great People' of Border Patrol to Go to Southern Border https://tinyurl.com/akkz676 Watter's World 3/27/21 - And More: https://one-news.net/watters%E2%80%99-world-%E2%80%93-32721-fox-news/ Fauci is Now Claiming 100% Credit for a Vaccine He Said Couldn’t Happen / Politically Correct FBI Ignored Muslim Violence Warning Signs AGAIN / COVID waste, discarded face masks are killing wildlife around the globe / Mice Plague Infests Australia / Biden Censorship Police Order Senators to Delete Photos of Illegals in Detention / Woke People Live in their Own Disinformation/Propaganda Bubble https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Biden’s DHS Vows to Put Opposition on ‘No Fly List,’ Label Them ‘Suspected Domestic Extremists’ / Top USMC Officer Has Sounded The ALARM On Prosecution Of Christians! https://threepercenternation.com/ Biden Pressing Supreme Court To Allow Police To Barge Into People’s Homes, Take Their Guns / Breaking Video: Border Patrol Whistleblower Reveals Shocking Encounters With Illegal Alien S%x Offenders / Trump Fires Back Against Biden's Press Conference Claims: 'It's Just the Opposite' https://thescoop.us/ Latest From Deep State Journal: https://deepstatejournal.com/ Latest From 2020 Conservative: http://2020conservative.com/ Latest From Independent Minute: https://independentminute.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Fish Recall, Metal Contamination http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Public Health Alert For Beef And Lamb Products http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: A Georgia teenager eased his pandemic lockdown boredom by building a roller coaster in his family's back yard. Ben Tolliday said the lack of activity amid the COVID-19 pandemic left him feeling bored, so he spent three weeks constructing a roller coaster from wooden beams, PVC pipe, cinder blocks and sandbags in the back yard of his family's Sandy Springs home. Tolliday said he was confident in his work, but his first ride on the completed coaster was tense. "I was absolutely terrified. But I guess because I built it, I knew how sturdy it was. So, I was pretty confident I'd be OK, but I was screaming my head off. It was crazy," Tolliday said. Tolliday's mother, who took a ride on the coaster in a video the teen posted to TikTok, said she enjoyed the ride, but she'll be happy when it's gone. "I'm looking forward to getting my yard back. I've got some plants trying to grow underneath. Yes, this is not going to be a permanent fixture in my yard, I can tell you that," Katherine Tolliday said. The teenager, who will begin college in the fall, said he is now considering a career in the roller coaster business. "That would be my dream job, to build stuff like this for people and then see their reaction when they go down it for the first time. Yeah, I had so much fun building it," he said. --- ...Yes, I found the video just for you here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwQiTNHD5R0 -<>- Of all the problems a homeowner faces, a mysterious liquid oozing from the walls has got to be one of the worst. One family in Pennsylvania thought they were having bad luck when they found a mysterious, thick goo dripping down the walls of their house, but when they investigated where the goo was coming from they discovered was bad luck really is. See It here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rdij4xVDOU -<>- *--- Freediver swims 394 feet under ice ---* A French freediver plunged into a frigid lake in Finland to swim 394 feet under the ice and break a world record. Arthur Guerin-Boeri, 36, a five-time world champion freediver, plunged into the lake while wearing a wet suit, but no gloves or flippers. Guerin-Boeri swam 394 feet under the ice, spending about three minutes submerged. The freediver's feat came just one month after Czech freediver David Vencl swam 265 feet under the ice of a quarry northwest of Prague while wearing only his bathing suit. Evidence from Guerin-Boeri's swim is now being submitted to Guinness World Records. *-- Taiwan urges residents not to change names to 'salmon' --* The Taiwanese government is urging residents not to change their legal names to "salmon" to take advantage of a restaurant's free sushi promotion. The Taiwan Ministry of the Interior said nearly 100 people have registered to change their names to "salmon" under the country's Name Act to take advantage of restaurant chain Sushiro's promotion, which promises free sushi for customers whose names include the Chinese characters used to spell the name of the fish. The restaurant requires customers taking advantage of the promotion to provide official ID, inspiring some to change their names legally. The ministry urged residents not to change their names for the promotion, pointing out that the Name Act only allows a person to change their name three times -- meaning some of those who change their names for the promotion could be stuck with the name for the rest of their lives. *--- Woman Rescued from Dinosaur ---* An unnamed women had to be rescued by emergency workers after climbing on top of a T-Rex statute at the Granger Dinosaur Park in Washington. The dinosaur park was created in 1993 as an effort to spark interest and tourism to Granger. At one time the park contained about 30 of the concrete statutes of almost every kind of dinosaur, from T-Rex to Veloceraptors and more. Apparently the woman climbed with concrete T-Rex for a photo op and discovered she could not climb down. But according to reports the woman was able to be safely rescued from the 'clutches' of the fierce T-Rex thanks to a fire crew with a ladder. --- ...Yes, I found a picture of her being rescued on T-Rex for you: https://tinyurl.com/zcxsyma2 *--- Man bitten by deadly pet snake ---* Doctors in North Carolina said they used four vials of antivenin to treat a man who was bitten by his unusual pet: a deadly green mamba snake. The University of North Carolina Rex Healthcare in Raleigh contacted the Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia, S.C., after a man came in reporting that he was bitten by his pet green mamba, a venomous species native to Africa. "[If] you get bitten by a green mamba without antivenin, your chances of survival are very low," Sean Foley, curator of herpetology said. "It's a neurotoxic venom, so it's going to affect your breathing." A cooler packed with 10 vials of antivenin was flown via helicopter to UNC Rex, where doctors used four vials to treat the man. Foley said the incident highlights the dangers of keeping venomous pets. "They are out there as pets. I don't know how common it is. It's not something I would ever want to have as a pet," he said. "They are not particularly aggressive, but they are really fast, and they can be difficult for an untrained person to work with. It's not something I would personally want to have at home, that's for sure." --- ...Be Aware - snakes are cold blooded creatures... This means, they don't really take a liking toward you like our warm blooded animals will do. They tend to think of us as 'not the same' and treat us as such - never 'warming' up to us as much as we may think they are. Check out this story: Pet Python http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/python.html The only reason I did the above page was to alert people to this problem that I've seen in the news happening over and over again with people and their pet snakes. Sad. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '===================================== ,sSSSs DUFFY'S WATERING HOLE SSSS "( .:. 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The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!" -<>- >Emotional Extremes The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug? A: It loses its cool. Q: Where do you go to replace a missing chess piece? A: The Pawn Shop. _*_ ,;-^-:. .------------------'` \ `'-----------.---. | o o o (( o--)) |- | `------------------.. ',-----------'---' `:._.;' azc `*' Q: What did the big watch hand say to the small hand? A: Got a minute? Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries? A: Because people are dying to get in. Q: Why does it take longer to run from second to third base than it does from first to second? A: Because you have a short stop between second and third. Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: N / \ |_.,| (_)(_) | = | | | `---^ -^--^- - a:f - Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore." "Too bad, isn't it?" retorted Ken. "It used to lend a little humor to the occasion." -<>- In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. "Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?" I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual?'" -<>- __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows): A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. -<>- A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer. After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man, "We need individuals who are totally responsible." The young man grinned and responded: "Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I've worked, when something went wrong, I was always responsible!" -<>- At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine's disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner's face or show concern. Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza. -<>- "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" I asked my friend. "He wants to be a garbage man," he replied. "That's an unusual ambition to have at such a young age." "Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays." ========================================================= >-->from Our Friend Fran :) |><|~|><| /(((9)))\ //) -_- (\\ (((( ._. )))) ))))---(((( ((((`---')))) (___|xXxXx|___) \ | | / / ^ ^ ^ \ / \ (_._._._._._) \ | / ( | ) | | | hjw |-|-| /`-^-'\ (__,^.__) >SMILES When children come in to the doctor's office where I work, it's my job to weigh and measure them. After several unsuccessful attempts to get one frightened three-year-old on the scale, her mother said: "Honey, Mommy has a scale at home. Do like I do and stand on it." Recognition dawned on the child's face and she confidently stepped on the scale, looked down and exclaimed, "Oh, darn!" -<>- One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassable. Although apprehensive about the conditions we might run into, we drove on. Sure enough, we had gone only a short way up the High Rain Forest road when we saw a sign: ICE 10 MILES Five miles farther on, there was another sign: ICE 5 MILES The next one was: ICE 1/2 MILE We practically crept that half-mile. Finally we came to the last sign. It was outside a small grocery, and it read: ICE 75 CENTS. -<>- I took my daughter to the doctor for her 2-year-old check up. They had her do coordination tests, like stacking blocks, and they watch and see if they walk properly. And then the doctor said, "Brianna, can you stand on one foot for me?" 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"You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?" "It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking. -<>- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. One said, "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" _______/_____ D'-. | / ) '(o)'-.....'(O)' ind The second blonde answered, "You better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!" --- ...HaHaHA! Thanks Fran! ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: /\____/\ __ .' """" `,-' `--.__ __,- : - - ; " :: `-. -.__ ,-sssss `._ `' _,'" ,'~~~::`.sssss-. |ssssss ,' ,_`--'_ __,' :: ` `.ssssss| |sssssss `-._____~ `,,'_______,---_;; ssssss| |ssssssssss `--'~{__ ____ ,'ssssss| `-ssssssssssssssssss ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ssss.-' `---.sssssssssssssssssssss.---' Susie Oviatt >Quotes: In these days of tension, human beings can learn a great deal about relaxation from watching a cat, who doesn't just lie down when it is time to rest, but pours his body on the floor and rests in every nerve and muscle. -- Murray Robinson Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. -- Robertson Davies -<>- _.---. |\---/| / ) ca| ------------; |-/ /|foo|--- ) (' / `---' ===========( ,'========== || _ | | || o/ ) | | o || ( ( / ; || \ `._/ / || `._ /| || |\ _/|| __||_____.' ) |__||____________ ________\ | |_________________ \ \ `-. `-`---' hjw >The Cat Miracle Diet Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting, now there is the new Cat Miracle Diet! Most cats are long and lean (or tiny and petite). The Cat Miracle Diet will help you achieve the same lean, svelte figure. Just follow this diet for 4 days and you'll find that you not only look and feel better, but you will have a whole new outlook on what constitutes food. Good luck! DAY ONE Breakfast: Open can of expensive gourmet cat food. Any flavor as long as it cost more the .75 per can -- and place 1/4 cup on your plate. Eat 1 bite of food; look around room disdainfully. Knock the rest on the floor. Stare at the wall for awhile before stalking off into the other room. Lunch: Four blades of grass and one lizard tail. Throw it back up on the cleanest carpet in your house. _..---...,""-._ ,/}/) .'' , ``..'(/-< / _ { ) \ ; _ `. `. < a( ,' ( \ ) `. \ __.._ .: y ( <\_-) )'-.____...\ `._ //-' `. `-' /-._))) `-._))) `...' hjw Dinner: Catch a moth and play with it until it is almost dead. Eat one wing. Leave the rest to die. Bedtime snack: Steal one green bean from your spouse's or partner's plate. Bat it around the floor until it goes under the refrigerator. Steal one small piece of chicken and eat half of it. Leave the other half on the sofa. Throw out the remaining gourmet cat food from the can you opened this morning. DAY TWO Breakfast: Picking up the remaining chicken bite from the sofa. Knock it onto the carpet and bat it under the television set. Chew on the corner of the newspaper as your spouse/partner tries to read it. Lunch: Break into the fresh French bread that you bought as your part of the dinner party on Saturday. Lick the top of it all over. Take one bite out of the middle of the loaf. (`. ) ) ( ( \ \ \ \ .-' `-. / `. ( ) `-._ , _ ) ,' (.\--'( \ ( ) / \ \ \_( / ( <6 (6 \_)))\ ( `._ .:Y)__ ''' \ `-._.'`---^_))) `-._ ))) ``` ``` hjw Afternoon snack: Catch a large beetle and bring it into the house. Play toss and catch with it until it is mushy and half dead. Allow it to escape under the bed. Dinner: Open a fresh can of dark-colored gourmet cat food--tuna or beef works well. Eat it voraciously. Walk from your kitchen to the edge of the living room rug. Promptly throw up on the rug. Step into it as you leave. Track footprints across the entire room. DAY THREE Breakfast: Drink part of the milk from your spouse's or partner's cereal bowl when no one is looking. Splatter part of it on the closest polished aluminum appliance you can find. Lunch: Catch a small bird and bring it into the house. Play with it on top of your down-filled comforter. Make sure the bird is seriously injured but not dead before you abandon it for someone else to have to deal with. (`,---.') (\ (w,_,w) )) -=>_Y_<=- _,;' /`"'\.-'.' .' `<' | ; ; | |`, , | \ ;`; / pb ||,|| /|| ||\ (,|( )|,) (,,Y,,) Dinner: Beg and cry until you are given some ice cream or milk in a bowl of your own. Take three licks/laps, and then turn the bowl over on the floor. FINAL DAY Breakfast: Eat 6 bugs, any type, being sure to leave a collection of legs, wings, and antennae on the bathroom floor. Drink lots of water. Throw the bugs and all the water up on your meowmie's or partner's pillow. Lunch: Remove the chicken skin from last night's chicken-to-go leftovers your meowmie or daddy placed in the trash can. Drag the skin across the floor several times. Chew on it in a corner and then abandon. _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', fsc/as _.-'_./ {_.' ; / {_.-``-' {_/ Dinner: Open another can of expensive gourmet cat food. Select a flavor that is especially runny, like Chicken and Giblets in Gravy. Lick off all the gravy and leave the actual meat to dry and get hard. -<>- _ \`*-. ) _`-. . : `. . : _ ' \ ; *` _. `*-._ `-.-' `-. ; ` `. :. . \ . \ . : .-' . ' `+.; ; ' : : ' | ; ;-. ; ' : :`-: _.`* ; [bug] .*' / .*' ; .*`- +' `*' `*-* `*-* `*-*' >Cat Diary Human Translator 'HERE KITTY, KITTY, KITTY...' Means humans want to take you somewhere, most likely the Vet. Avoid it. 'I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU!' Probably left over human food they were about to throw out. / ) (\__/) ( ( ) ( ) ) ={ }= / / ) `-------/ / ( / \ | ,'\ , ,' `-'\ ,---\ | \ _) ) `. \ / (__/ ) ) hjw (_/ 'HERE'S SOME KITTY TREATS...' Most likely another foil wrapped appeals-to-a-human Madison Avenue concoction. Real kitty treats are usually opportunities when no one's paying attention and you get to lick the ice cream in the bowl, or jump on the table for that great piece of meat loaf. , ,-. _,---._ __ / \ / ) .-' `./ / \ ( ( ,' `/ /| \ `-" \'\ / | `. , \ \ / | /`. ,'-`----Y | ( ; | ' | ,-. ,-' | / | | ( | hjw | / ) | \ `.___________|/ `--' `--' 'YOU ARE SOOOOOO CUTE!' You are about to rub noses with a human. They can never get enough of our tiny fur-coated bodies and irresistible faces. Human noses are sooo warm. Ugh. 'YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR!' or 'YOU'RE TAKING UP TOO MUCH OF THE BED!' You picked the right spot. You are right where you should be. )\ _, | "^" ( (e a ) =-\Y -= T"^) _ / ( (( / < _ ';, ( ) ) \\ \ Y ' / )) || ; / // )| ( (__,-. T ] \ l ( /-^-\ ) ! ! \. \. "~" ./ /c-..,__ ^r- .._ .- .-" `- . ~"--. > \. \ ] ^. \ 3 . "> . Y -Row ,.__.--._ _j \ ~ . ; | ( ~"-._~"^._\ ^. ^._ I . l "-._ ___ ~"-,_7 .Z-._ 7" Y ; \ _ /" "~-(r r _/_--._~-/ / /,.--^-._ / Y "-._ '"~~~>-._~]>--^---./____,.^~ ^.^ ! ~--._ ' Y---. \./ ~~--._ l_ ) \ ~-._~~~---._,____..--- \ ~----"~ \ \ 'I LOVE YOU...' Means just that. No translation needed here. 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The parents claim they give the kids coffee only when they need it, like when the kid wakes up with a hangover." -Jimmy Kimmel "They're considering a new 10-cent fee on grocery bags here in New York. My mom said, 'Who's laughing at the eight-thousand bags under the sink NOW?'" -Jimmy Fallon "Police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for allegedly being drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk after she kept referring to lunch period as 'Miller time.'" -Seth Meyers "College students are out of town for spring break. This is the time of year students take a well-deserved break from partying and drinking at school to go party and drink on a beach." -Jimmy Kimmel "Everyone's OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival Cruise ship almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship apologized and said, 'I'll get them next time.'" -Conan O'Brien "This weekend, we all moved our clocks ahead by one hour. 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