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A good one to get you in the mood for Valentine's Day as our animal friends show you how to be especially nice to those that matter to you. Check this one out here.... SNUGGLE _ _ BUNNIES ( \/ ) _ ((`\ \ / //) \\ \ \/ /// \\ \__ __/// / \_ _/ \ | ^ )( ^ | ) { } ( / \;__:, \ \ | \ ) / | _| '----'--' |_ {_\ / \ /_} | || || | jgs | )) (( | `""""`` ``"""` Wild Kisses And Snuggles 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wildkisses2.html --- ...Awww, so adorable! Thanks Ladies! Not to be outdone on your aww meter is this hot new page from our friends Linda, Bunni, Melinda, PatDeE and Geniann. Plenty of warm tender moments here to spike your aww quota for the day. Check this one out here... ____ ____ .-" "-. .-" "-. / `. .' \ | (`-"-`) | | /'Y'\ | ; __\_^_/__ ; \ ()_ >o< _() / `\ ) : ( /' `\ / /-\ \ /' `\ ()/ \() /' jgs `\ /' `\ /' `\ /' Y Kids With Animals 3! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kidswithanimals3.html --- ...Such a sweet series! Thanks My Friends! Our next two flaming hot pages are from our friends Linda and LouiseAu. These will give you a little insight into the beautiful continent of Australia. Check these out for a delightful tour of this great land. __.....__ .-"""-.-"`.- -.`"-.-"""-. / .--, .-. .-. , --. \ | / / ( o_)_(_o ) \ \ | | \_, ; '==`( )`==' ; ,_/ | \ ; "` '.' `" ; / `'--`'. -; . .'`--'` ;-._`'----'_.-; / / `'---'` \ \ / / \ \ / ; ; \ / | .----. | \ _,|`'; ' ;'`|,_ (_ | \ : / | _) (_\ \._ ' _./ /_) \ |.'-.....-'.| / jgs '.__/ \__.' Beautiful Australia! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/beautifulaustralia.html | : . | | ' : ' | | . | ' | | .--._ _...:.._ _.--. , ' | ( , ` ` , ) . | '-/ \-' | | | o /\ o | :| \ _\/_ / : ' | /'._ ^^ _.;___ | /` `""""""` `\= | /` /= .| ; '--,-----'= | | `\ | . | \ \___ : | /'. `\= | \_/`--......_ /= | |`-. /= : | | : `-.__ /` . | |jgs . ` | '| | . : ` . | | Beautiful Australia 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/beautifulaustralia2.html --- ...Most enjoyable! I loved it! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: .--. .-""-. |,=._\..-"""""-.' -. | \.-' .---.---. ';./ .' //o\ /o\\ '. / \'-'__ '-'/ \ | / (__) \ | \ | ( | / '. \_-.__.-_/ _.-' "--.__'.__.'__..-"; / '----' , '. .-"" ( _..-"` \ .---/ _\----(_ _.;. '--(_(_(_\--. .--/ .-"-' ,`| - ' | | | \_\_\_/ / / ' _\ .-| |_ __ /=' ' .' `. | | ./` `\ .' . | ooo___| |_|_ooo .-' \ (_'---. .---'_) / ' jgs '.__.' | | '.___.' ' . ' | | ' ' ' | | ' \| === ' . |_|-. . \| Mr. Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While he is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which he was keeping the lug nuts. The nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain. He is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab when he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, where one of the inmates has been watching the whole thing. "Hey, pal! Why don't you just take one lug nut off each of the other three wheels and use them to replace the missing ones? That'll hold your tires on until you can get to a garage or something." Mr. Jones is startled by the patient's seeming rationality, but realizes the plan will work, and installs the spare tire without incident. Before he leaves, he calls back to the patient. "You know, that was pretty sharp thinking. Why do they have you in there?" The patient smiles and says, "I'm in here because I'm crazy, not because I'm stupid." -<>- A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" "I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me." "Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?" -<>- >You Might be an Internet Hobo if 1. You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money. 2. You have more than one degree from an online university. 3. Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords. 4. Your space is Myspace. 5. You think a vacation is Google Earth. 6. Your 15 minutes of fame is on Youtube. 7. Road rage means a dial up connection. 8. You hear your kids say "the snail man's here". ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ February 13 is Clean out Your Computer Day and Get a Different Name Day February 14 is Ferris Wheel Day, National Organ Donor Day, and Valentine's Day February 15 is Candlemas, National Gum Drop Day, Singles Awareness Day and Susan B Anthony Day February 16 is Do a Grouch a Favor Day February 17 is Random Acts of Kindness Day February 18 is National Battery Day and National Drink Wine Day February 19 is National Chocolate Mint Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: __ __ __ / \ / \ __ / \\""'-./ _ _ \.-'""// \ \ e\__o / \ / \ o__/a / | e / | | ` | | \ a | | ,__/ \ / \__, | \_______/ \ / \_______/ / \\ ' // \ / | \ \\_ _// / | \ ; \ \_ |_) (_| _/ / ; | \___) | _ _ | (___/ | | /_-/ | | \-_\ | jgs _; ----/ |__/ \__| \---- ;_ \_\__________/ \__________/_/ >12-Hour Shifts A nurse had been doing twelve-hour shifts on a medical/surgical unit. One evening she finally got to enjoy an action movie with her husband. As they were sitting in the theater holding hands. During the exciting chase scene, he turned to her and said. "Look, if you wanna hold hands, fine. But quit taking my pulse, okay?" -<>- >Squinting One day, when I noticed my husband squinting at the TV, I told him he'd better get his eyes checked. The next day, he came home with a bigger TV. -<>- >Car Rental On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving. I asked again for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door." After a pause, the driver replied, "It's the one on fire." -<>- >Kitchen I heard recently about a stay-at-home Mom. One evening she went to a PTA meeting and her husband and her oldest daughter got together and decided they would clean up the kitchen for her. They put away all the food, wiped all the counters, washed all the pots and put them away, put the dishes in the dishwasher and ran it. They swept and mopped the floors and then sat down, awaiting her arrival. Two hours later she returned from the meeting, took off her coat, hung it up, walked through the kitchen into the den, grabbed the remote control, and began watching television. They followed her over to her chair and stood by her side. Finally she felt them looking over her shoulder and looked up at them and said, "What?" Her husband said, "The kitchen." "The kitchen. What?" "The kitchen. We cleaned up the kitchen. Didn't you notice? It's sparkling clean. We cleaned it for you." The woman replied, "Yes, I noticed. Thankless job, isn't it?" -<>- >Minor Accident After learning that her parents were in a minor car accident, my wife called her mother. "What happened?" she asked. "I was driving and fell asleep," said her mother, irritated. 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A: “You’re fun to hang around with!” Q: What did the cat say to his Valentine? A: “You’re purr-fect for me!” Q: What did the pickle say to his Valentine? A: “You mean a great dill to me!” Q: What did the octopus say to his Valentine? A: “I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.” Q: What did the squirrel say to his Valentine? A: “I’m nuts about you!” _.----._ .' __ '. / - (oo) - \ .--""'` /~\|=~|/~\ `'""--. ( (^'^) _ \0/|= |\0/ _ (^'^) ) \ \ / ( /==\ ) \ / / \ ^ /\ (=__=) /\ ^ / _`""` \ `\/` / `""`_ /OOO\___/`--.__.--`\___/OOO\ | | | | \ / | | \ / `--. / (\/) \ .--` `'/ \/ \'` / \ ; ; | | | | \ () / \-._ _.-/ / __`------`__ \ |:---. || .---:| jgs \`--=-'/\'--=-`/ /()()()\/()()()\ `""""""``""""""` Q: What did the elephant say to his Valentine? A: “I love you tons!” Q: What did the drum say to his Valentine? A: “My heart beats for you!” Q: What did the owl say to his Valentine? A: “Owl be yours!” Q: What did the bear say to his Valentine? A: “I love you beary much!” Q: What did the light bulb say to his Valentine? A: “I wuv you watts and watts!” __ / \ /'. / | Some bunny loves you! ||'.\| | || \\ / /\ __ /^\/^\ \\ \\'```'-._ ; | /\ \ \ / \'./` __ `P | _/ /\_| `\/` \ .__|' ` -.| | ,' \ /^\/^\ \ .| - - | \ / \____,..-` \ _Y_ __/ `\/` / / `---'"""` `\ \| . __.._/ | '-.__.-""``.-./ |\ | ( _.'` |\ || .-| `` || || | ; || // jgs '-'\ //` `"""""""""`"""""` Q: What did the rabbit say to his Valentine? A: “You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!” Q: What did the train say to his Valentine? A: “I choo-choo-choose you!” Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep? A: “I love ewe!” Q: What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep? A: “You’re not so baaaa-d yourself!” Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet? A: “I find you very attractive.” .-"""-. / o\ | o 0).-. | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / jgs ``""--`------` Q: What did the painter say to his Valentine? A: “I love you with all my art!” Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: “I’m sweet on you!” Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? A: Ugs and kisses. Q: What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day? A: Hogs and kisses. Q: Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine? A: She didn’t suit his taste! .-. _ _./.- ) ( `\ .--.' '. .' `'._ | C e_ / `\ '-. e/o \_a ,_/ | \_u/ o\a | \. \/_/.-.__/ .;."-...-' \ \'-. .' \ .' / '. / '--.--' / \ | \__..-'` |) (| | \ /-. \ __ / '.""-.__.' \ ;` `\--; | \'. /`| | | | | | \ \_; | \ ))) / | '._/ jgs \ )))""` ((( / `"""` `"""` Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day? A: Because he couldn’t get a date. Q: What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day? A: Forget-me-nuts. Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental! Q: What do you call two birds in love? A: Tweet hearts! ============================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) .-. _,,,,,_ .-. ( , ' : : ' , ) / : : \ ; 0.---.0 ; \ / _ \ / \ | (_) | / ." `\ -'- /` ". / `"""""` \ / .' .-== '. \ / / .-=='\ \ ( / \ ) '-;`. .';-' jgs /_ `-.______ .-` __\ /` `\ / `\ / `\ \ | / \ | / `'--'` `'--'` >SMILES A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was going down the road three Hillbillies were standing beside the road hitchhiking. The farmer picked them up, one Hillbilly got in the front and the other two Hillbillies got in the back. As they were going over the hill the brakes went out on the truck. The farmer couldn't stop the truck and they went into the pond at the bottom. The farmer and the Hillbilly that was up front come up out of the water a minute later. They kept waiting for the two in the back to come up. The farmer said, "I wonder where they are?" The Hillbilly said, "Maybe they drowned." About five minutes later they come up gasping for breath. The farmer asked, "What the Heck took you so long?" The two Hillbillies said, "We had a devil of a time getting that tailgate open!" -------- Doug goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?" The doctor replies, "Try coming home at 3 in the morning!" -------- It's sometimes easy to forget how easily email technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband PS. Sure is hot down here. -------- A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus." -------- A woman in my diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be so disappointed. Everyone commiserated, then someone asked what her husband said when he found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!" -------- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family, and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references, and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia 76ers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. -------- A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones, having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Failing to observe the punctuation where it was located, he startled his audience by announcing, "Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." -------- Son: "Dad, did you go to church when you were little?" Dad: "Yes, son, every single Sunday." Son: "I thought so. Bet it won't do me any good either." ------- With a cup of water in my hand I asked, "Ms. Smith, let's wet your whistle first." She sipped the water, and I placed the pills in her mouth. She didn't swallow, just kept rolling the pills around in her mouth. I asked, "Ms Smith, are you having trouble swallowing the pills?" She replied, "No...I can't whistle!" -------- While getting a checkup, a man tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is losing her hearing. The doctor says, "You should do a simple test. Stand about 15 feet behind your wife and say 'honey?' Move 3 feet closer and do it again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds. Remember how close you were when she gives you an answer. That will help me know how bad her hearing loss is. About a month later the same guy is at the doctor again and the doctor asks, "Well, did you do that experiment with your wife's hearing?" The man says, "Yes." "How close did you get before she answered?" "Well, by the time I got about 3 feet away she just turned around and said, 'For the FIFTH TIME...WHAT???'" -------- As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my baseball bat, thinking that could scare him off, and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in I came around the corner with the bat raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him." She looked my naked self up and down, and mumbled, "You didn't need the bat!" -------- Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." "Well," the young man replied "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination." -------- Two men were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams. "I dreamed I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream." "I had a great dream too," said the other. "I dreamed I was in bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life." His companion looked over and exhorted, "You dreamed you had two women, and you didn't call me?" "Oh, I did," said the other, "but when I called, your wife said you'd gone fishing." -<>- ,===,._ | `", | / ,-..-"-.=-,,_/ /,- \.""-`\ )_ \_ - '--' \ / 0 __0 7_/ |/ _ (__) \ /`| |/(@) |` _.-"\-; '. \ # \/ /'_.-" \ \ `)\ .="#,_ __ _,'` ;-'-.`) __`;.#/|/ \/ \. | /` # | () |\ _.-"`` | .--# |'--' `-`\|-'` \ / `)\ `./ \| '. | .-#\ \ \ \ `\__/# \ |_ /`-. /| / # \|`-` . ` } / .#-, | ; ,} / / # `' , .} / /`\ # _,-' //` `#_ ,--'{ (( _,;` { } jgs `""` / } { ,-'` } `-._ .' _,-``, `\ (_(_(_.' `-.__)_)/ >Political Correctness? I think all sports fans will get a kick out of this letter written to the Chicago Tribune.... Enjoy ! No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this is funny. This guy is hilarious… Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins. Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward. Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns. The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk. The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives. I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres. Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates! Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children. The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children. The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children. The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children. So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves. As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers? I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the "Foreskins" to better represent their community, paying tribute to the Democratic dick heads in Congress. --- ...Oh My! LOL! Good ones! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) _ ____ _.-"-._ .' `;' ':. '-. / ./ .'`\`-...-'` / /|D_ .O | / / |=\/`= | |_.' | | | \ \ _ /_ /`---'}_()_{ /`'---' //\\\ /; (/\ \)\ / | \ \ / | | | / / . _ / / \_| '. .' '-'| \ .-| / jgs _.-' / | / ( / / .--; '-.__/ | / \__.' >Words One Doesn't Hear Anymore Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company. Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie in the mail today. Quit slamming the screen door when you go out! Close the door! Do you live in a barn? Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up. Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed. Wash your feet before you go to bed, you've been playing outside all day barefooted. Why can't you remember to roll up your britches legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up. You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on. Don't you go outside with your school clothes on! Go comb your hair, it looks like the rats have nested in it all night. Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle. Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one. Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it. Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit! Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him. You boys stay close by, the car may not start and I will need you to help push it off. Holler when you hear the Rolling Store coming, I need some flour & salt. There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 gallons of gas when you go to town. Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot. _..._ .' '. /'-.---.-'\ |/` `\| ( \ 0 0 / ) |/ V \| \ '-:-' / .'`-----'`. /` `\ / / \ \ /._/| |\_.\ | )\._ _./( | \_)_/_ Y _\_(_/ / ` ) / \ / ` \ \ \/ \| / jgs '._/ \_.' You can walk to the store; it won't hurt you to get some exercise. Sit closer to the radio, don't turn it up so loud. 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Left arm straight out the window for a left turn; Left arm bent up at the elbow for a right turn; And straight down to the side of the door when you are going to stop. It's: 'Yes Ma'am!' and 'No Ma'am!' to me, young man, and don't you forget it! Hurry up and finish drying the dishes so we can go "ketch sum lightin bugs and pit 'em in a jar". Y'all come back now, ya hear. --- ...Wow! Some oldie goldies here for sure! Thanks Geniann! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: This is A MUST SEE - It may Surprise And Shock you - Shows just what Obama did to the Middle East by pulling out and leaving them high and dry - they absolutely hate us now: Sean Hannity Interviews Retired Marine Steven Gern After His Immigration Video Went Viral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtmIVY9bkew FURY Over 9th Circuit Ruling as Iranian ‘Death to America’ Rallies Rage [VIDEO] ‘Why would we invite this here?’ Hours after the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals allowed travellers from Iran to enter America, Iranians showed their appreciation... [Read more] http://tinyurl.com/zuqf55k Donald Trump is hard at work once again trying to restore our country. The moment that Jeff Sessions was confirmed as our new Attorney General, Trump immediately signed 3 new executive orders he had been holding out on... http://tinyurl.com/juyrooq Taya Kyle, Wife Of “American Sniper” Chris Kyle SLAMS John McCain [Video] The widow of “American Sniper” Chris Kyle has added her voice to those calling for Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., to apologize to the family of a fallen Navy SEAL. [Read more] http://tinyurl.com/h5ytxdm SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE: Conservative Grassroots Leaders Plan Massive Pro-Trump Demonstrations Nationwide [Video] On Feb. 27 and March 4, the rallies—dubbed the Spirit of America Rallies—will spring up nationwide in cities and towns across America. [Read more] http://tinyurl.com/zdmxnjo -<>- >From BizarreNews: This is why I started publishing Bizarre News in the first place. A pro wrestler used his head to hammer almost 40 nails and claim a world record on an Italian gameshow. American strongman John Ferraro, also known as "Hammer Head," set the Guinness World Record for "Most nails hammered with the head in 2 minutes" by hammering a total of 38 nails during an appearance on Italy's Lo Show Dei Record. Ferraro, who also owns the one-minute record and the record for "Most concrete blocks broken on the head with a bowling ball in three minutes (male)," has a skull that is three times thicker than the average human's. "Preparation, training and dedication to the goal in front of me enables me to have full confidence in my abilities. When it's time to perform a stunt, its balls to wall. It's time to get in the rage zone," he said. He also appeared on America's Got Talent in 2016 and performs as a professional wrestler under the name "Gino Martino." P.S. the "male" in parentheses after "Most concrete blocks broken on the head with a bowling ball in three minutes" seems to suggest that there is a women's category for this event. How would you like to go on a date with THAT record holder? -<>- A teenager was rushed to a hospital with serious injuries after being hit by a train while trying to take the perfect selfie, according to police in Florida. The incident occurred around 5:00 p.m. over the cliff at Bluffs Park North. The Pensacola Police Department said that the 18-year-old woman is undergoing treatment in a hospital after she was struck by the train. Officer Nathaniel Aikens said that Julia Laureano of Destin and a friend, Leah Bateman, 20, of Pensacola, had been taking pictures of each other on and by the railroad tracks. Aikens said that Laureano was injured after she stood next to the tracks to take a picture of herself with an oncoming train in the background. However, the train hit Laureano as it passed and dragged her several feet before she fell off to the side onto some rocks. The train was southbound and was moving about 40 miles per hour at the time of the crash. She was taken to the Sacred Heart Hospital, where she is said to be in serious condition. *------------------ Good Call ------------------* A Texas man whose life sentence on drug charges was commuted by former President Obama is back behind bars after cops caught him with more than two pounds of cocaine following a high-speed chase, according to a report. Robert M. Gill, 68, had been imprisoned in 1990 for cocaine and heroin distribution before Obama set him free along with other non- violent federal inmates in 2015. Last Thursday, according to federal court papers, Gill met with his probation officers and then went to the parking lot of a food market to buy more than 2 pounds of cocaine, and a sheriff's deputy in an unmarked car tried to stop him, the affidavit said. But Gill took off and after a high-speed chase collided with another vehicle where deputies were able to disable his car. Officers found the cocaine in the backpack and put him under arrest, the affidavit said. In signing his release, Obama said he did so "because you have demonstrated the potential to turn your life around. Now it is up to you to make the most of this opportunity." He faces a return to prison for up to 40 years, if convicted. A new Darwin year begins: http://www.darwinawards.com/ *------ Don't Try to Steal from Charities ------* A Pennsylvania woman died after her arm got caught in the door of a clothing drop-off box while she was apparently removing bags from the container, and she was left dangling with her feet off the ground. The woman was standing on a stepstool when it collapsed, breaking her arms and wrists and trapping her in the donation box. "She was fishing bags out and the ladder she was standing on gave way, and she couldn't get her hand loose," said Mount Carmel Police Chief. She died from blunt force trauma and hypothermia, according to the county coroner. Bags with clothes and shoes that had been pulled from the bin were on the ground. The woman's black Hummer was nearby with the engine still running, reported police. "It wasn't something that I would expect to be seeing," the Police Chief said when asked about items being removed from the donation bin. +--DUI Suspect Fought Cops While Wearing Lingerie--+ Police have charged a man with drunken driving and fighting with the officers who allegedly found him semi-conscious behind the wheel of a car while wearing pink lingerie. Investigators say 51-year-Daniel Marchese was also exposing himself when University of Pittsburgh campus police arrived to find him in the running car. They say he was going in and out of consciousness in the car, which was sitting in the middle of the busy Center Avenue intersection in Oakland Monday afternoon. Police say Marchese was also wearing pink lingerie under his sweatpants, which were partially off. Police say they found an open bottle of whiskey and two guns in the car, and that Marchese kicked, yelled expletives at officers and threatened them saying, "Just wait 'til I get my AK.'" As for the car Marchese was driving, officials say it had been stolen earlier in the day. Marchese is facing a dozen charges including aggravated assault, indecent assault, open lewdness, DUI and carrying a firearm without a license. *------------------ No Smoking ------------------* A man became irritated when a bus driver ordered him to stop smoking, so he set her hair on fire. Authorities said that 63-year-old Michael Douglas Freeman of Georgia, was close to his stop when he decided to smoke a cigarette. Bus driver Linda Grandt, who was driving the 20-seater bus carrying Freeman and another passenger, ordered him to stop smoking. Instead of following her instructions, Freeman, who was drunk, snatched the keys from the ignition, took out his lighter, and set the driver's hair on fire. Grandt and the other passenger managed to put out the fire, and they fled. Putnam County Sheriff Howard Sills said that Freeman then took control of the bus and led police on a chase through two counties with speeds of 95 miles per hour. He only stopped when a police officer rammed a car into the side of the bus at about 3:30 p.m. Freeman was arrested on charges including battery, aggravated assault, evading police and driving drunk. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _.-"""""'. .;__ `\ / `\ | ;a/ a `'. _ | ,_ |/_ _) / {(}`\ \,___. \.' '--''-.( \_ _ / .-\_ _."-.... ;_ _/ '--. \ ."\ _/\ , | / \_.' /'./ ; \__.' '-./ ' / __/ `\ / .' ``""--..__\___/ / | | , | \ ';_ / \ \`'-...-' \ \ | __ \ \ /-----; '. .--\_.-"\ | \ jgs / |._______|\ \ \_____,__/ '.__| A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. 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"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left." "Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads." "Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!" -<>- A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Important; wake me at 5:00AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. -<>- 1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. -<>- I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew having a snack. "Where's your mother?" I asked. "She said she was going to have a shower. Just a minute, I'll see." He stepped into the bathroom and flushed the toilet and a second later a sharp yell came from upstairs. My nephew walked back out and said, "Yep, she's in the shower." -<>- The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a fine hotel in Mexico City. Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees. Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. 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They didn't WANT to add 'photobomb,' but it jumped in at the last second and kinda ruined the dictionary." -Jimmy Fallon "The world's most expensive Lego brick, made out of 14 karat gold, just sold online for $15,000. The new owner says he's pleased to add it to his collection and it just got vacuumed up by his mom." -Jimmy Fallon "Advertisers paid more than $5 million for a 30-second Super Bowl commercial, which seems like too much money to remind us that avocados exist. Isn't running an ad for avocados on Super Bowl Sunday too late? It's the one day of the year we're already eating avocados." -Jimmy Kimmel "A man ate 409 chicken wings to become champion of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl over the weekend, which was unfortunately too many words to fit on his tombstone." -Seth Meyers "Hooters is opening a new chain of restaurant called Hoots, where they're ditching their revealing outfits. 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