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Veterans Day Free Meals for 2020 https://www.thespruce.com/veterans-day-free-meals-1357348 Veterans Day Freebies and Discounts 2020 Free Meals, Haircuts, Car Washes, and More on Veterans Day https://www.thespruce.com/veterans-day-freebies-discounts-4101988 Full US Troops Index http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/911andtroopsindex.html ~*~ A GREAT BIG THANK YOU AND GOD'S BEST BLESSINGS THROUGH CHRIST JESUS OUR LORD TO ALL OUR WONDERFUL VETERANS! -<>- >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This flaming hot new page is from our friend LouiseAu. This artist is like a godsend to the women she artfully gives makeovers to. Her talent is one you'll be totally amazed by. Be sure to give this one a few moments of your time and if you are inclined to, her video will give you some great tips for your own makeup beautification. _________________________ (, ______________________ ) | | || | | @@@@ || @@@@ | | @@@@@@@ || @@@@@@@ | | @@ - - || - @@@@ | | @ c/ || '_ @@@ | | _@| |_ || __\@ \@ | | ( \ )/_\ /_ || _\\ (/ ) @\_/) | | \ \|) / \) || |(__/ / /| | | |\_/ ( -/ || \___/ ----/_| | | / \ || ,: '( | | : _/| || |: \ | | : | || |: ) | | : | || |: | | |_______'____,_|_______|| |_____,_| .---('________________________)--. | / ( |____ __________ _| | /\ ) |___| -o- | |__| -o- | ( \| / |___| -o- | |__| -o- | | /'=. b'ger|________| |__|______| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| Makeup Art Wonders http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/makeupart.html --- ...What a gift she has! Extraordinary! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: __ ..a hangover is like.. / /| /_/ \ <---<< six inch nail ~\~\ \ \ \ \ / _ \ \ \ \_ \_ \ \ \_/ \ / \_\_\/ <---<< in the brain / _/ _| \_ _/ / \ / \ \ / cjr One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?" "No," replied the nervous immigrant. "Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?" "No." "Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?" "No." "Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police officer. "Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle. The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud. The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle says 'Polish Remover'?" -<>- Mrs. Murphy is looking for the grave of her late husband (a notorious criminal) as it has been a while since she was there. She goes to the cemetery's management office and says, "I am looking for my husband's grave." "Aye, madam," says the director. "What was his name?" "John Murphy," she answers. He looks through his large book for quite a time and says, "Sorry, there are no John Murphys in our cemetery, nothing but one Mary Murphy." The woman brightens up and says, "Of course, that's it, everything was in my name." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day and World Freedom Day November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day, USMC Day and Young Readers Day November 11 is Veteran's Day and World Origami Day November 12 is Chicken Soup for the Soul Day and World Pneumonia Day November 13 is Caregiver Appreciation Day Friday the 13th is National Indian Pudding Day, Sadie Hawkins Day and World Kindness Day November 14 is Hindu Diwali Day, Operating Room Nurse Day and World Diabetes Day November 15 is America Recycles Day, Clean Your Refrigerator Day and National Philanthropy Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: .'''. '(("""))' '((O.O))' '; o ;' .("|((, / | || (_ | |/ ,'..,' : ScS @[.,..' \ `, | | | A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries. "Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?" -<>- A man returned from a trip when a big storm hit their town, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. When he got home and into his bedroom at about 2 a.m., he found his two children in bed with his wife, apparently scared by the loud storm. He resigned himself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, he talked to the children, and explained that it was okay to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but, in the future, when he was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said okay. After his next trip several weeks later, his wife and the children picked him up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for his plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers. As he entered the waiting area, his son saw him and ran toward him shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As he waved back, Dad said loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" the boy shouted. The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at the man's son, then turned to him, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was. -<>- A dad decided to introduce and explain football to his 6-year-old son and took him to his first American football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, Dad asked his son how he liked the experience. "It was okay, Daddy, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, his dad asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' All that, Daddy, for only 25 cents?!?!" -<>- There was a church where the preacher and the song leader were not getting along. As time went by this began to spill over into the worship service. The first week the preacher preached on commitment and how we all should dedicate ourselves to the service of God. The song leader lead the song "I Shall not be Moved." The second week the preacher preached on tithing and how we all should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The song leader lead the song "Jesus Paid it All." The third week the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should all watch our tongues. The song leader led the song "I Love to Tell the Story." With all this going on, the preacher became very disgusted over the situation and the following Sunday told the congregation that he was considering resigning. The song leader lead the song "Oh Why Not Tonight?" As it came to pass, the preacher did indeed resign. The next week he informed the church that it was Jesus who led him there and it was Jesus that was taking him away. The song leader lead the song "What a Friend We Have in Jesus." -<>- Me: Sobbing my heart out: "I can't see you anymore...I'm not going to let you hurt me again." Gym Trainer: "It was one sit-up. You did just one sit-up." -<>- ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; >CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE ~ ARBITRAITOR - A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s ~ BERNADETTE - The act of torching a mortgage. ~ BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees through ~ AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter tries to do ~ EYEDROPPER - Clumsy ophthalmologist ~ CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate. ~ COUNTERFITTER - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets ~ ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living. ~ LEFT BANK - What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. ~ HEROES - What a man in a boat does ~ PARASITES - What you see from the Eiffel Tower ~ PARADOX - Two physicians ~ PHARMACIST - A helper on a farm ~ POLARIZE - What penguins see through ~ PRIMATE - Remove your spouse from in front of TV ~ RELIEF - What trees do in the spring ~ SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does ~ SUDAFED - Brought litigation against a government official -<>- :\ ;\\ ; ;; __ :/ :-",dP _.ggp. : (*).-"" :$$$$; ; T$$$; : _,- `TP ; `. _ ; ; "" \ / ; `-+' : .-' ; \; ; : `--+'-. .---. ; ;` :_ `. : ; "-, ; / "-. : ; : .p""-. ""--..: ; : .-T$$P ""--..___l-, ; : .-" "" :\()l ; ; _________.-" $$ ;`-' ; ; bug .--""$$$$$$$P : ; '._____.-"_. 'T$$P^' : : .-" \ : '.___...-" ; : / ; ; : . / / / ; .J__ : / .' ; .; "-. ; j.-" : .'/ "-. ; : : ; .' / "---: ; ; : .-" / : : : ; .-" .-" ; ; ; / .' .-" : : : / .' .' : | ; : /\ : : ;: ; : ; ; : : ; : ; : :__ ; | : ; _L__J -`, : : '--. : l l l____l \ _`-,-: ( l ;_:-' / l |`; """ :_l :_;_l " >THINGS I LEARNED FROM SCOOBY DOO By Steve Higgs 1. If you are traveling down a scary road in the middle of swamp country, plan on your van breaking down. 2. It is impossible to overuse the word "Like." 3. Never, ever, ever trust a man who goes by the nickname "Old Man Jones" and who manages an abandoned hotel or castle. 4. When in a hurry, dogs make great motorcycles...and water skis. 5. You can pull off some of the greatest scams with wire, bed sheets, and a hologram machine. 6. It's never a good idea to stop in an abandoned town for pizza - bad things happen. 7. Disco music and a submarine sandwich makes everything better. 8. Bad guys always hide behind paintings, so make sure you watch the eyes. 9. Whenever you need to split up, send the two most ignorant members of your party together - it's just plain fun. 10. Avoid using words like doobie and munchies - it might give people the wrong idea. Copyright 2001 Steve Higgs. Permission is granted to send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes. If one door opens and another door close, your house may be haunted. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;;, I\ ,__ ,;;;, __, ///\\\\\ I |{ / . . \ } / " \\|| I | ) ( _ ) ( \_= _/// I |{___'-. .-'___}\___ )_\ I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---(( \ I \ // \\ | \ \ \ I \/ // | | /-/ I (/ (/ | |/||\ I | | | | I | | |____/ I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | (( | jgs I || |===| || ||_/ /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| >SMILES A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it. The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic." ---------- Two friends are chatting... "I will give one million dollars to the person who will fulfill my wish." "What is your wish?" "That somebody would give me two million dollars." ---------- I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful and defensive driver. I pointed out that if she's ever in an accident, the paper's gonna print her real age. ---------- One rainy evening, my husband, John, and I emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys in the car. He insisted he could open the door with a wire coat hanger, so we went back to the restaurant to get one. There were none to be found. John then ran to a department store a quarter-mile away and returned with a hanger. After a few attempts, he got the door open and we climbed in. As we sat there, soaked and cold, he stuck the hanger under his seat. With a smug grin, he said, "Now if this ever happens again, I'll have one handy." ---------- "My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Chevy, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Buick." "Really? What did he get?" "Fifteen years for theft." ---------- I went to my doctor yesterday. After a long wait in the outer office, my name was finally called. When I got into the examining room, the nurse pointed to the scale and said, "I need to get your weight today." I immediately replied, "One hour and 5 minutes." ---------- The doctor's office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving at his usual snail's pace. After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking toward the door. "Where are you going?" the receptionist called out. "Well," he said, "I figured I'd go home and die a natural death." ---------- My wife and I were watching a show on The Discovery Channel titled, "A Dog's World." One segment focused on dogs practice of urinating everywhere to define who they are and whose territory it is, among many other things. "Basically," the narrator said, "dogs are leaving each other messages." I looked at my wife and said, "So I guess we could call it p-mail." --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _ , L\ \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ Arjen Pilon >Blonde Jokes: Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A: It's clogged up with paper plates. ---------- A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a blonde woman holding a bottle while jumping up and down in the parking lot. The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman, "What's the matter?" She replies, "I didn't notice until after I took the medicine that it said, 'Shake Well'." ---------- Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board. ---------- One night, a daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet her parents. Upon first sight, the parents were astounded and appalled by his appearance - leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and a pierced nose (and tongue they found out later at dinner). At a discreet time, the parents pulled their daughter aside and diplomatically told Candi, "We are not sure about him, he doesn't seem very nice." "Oh please, Mom," replied the blonde daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?" ---------- A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?" She says, "My mom died." He told her to go home, but she said, "No, I'll be fine." Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?" She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!" ---------- Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they finally stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing." ---------- A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, "All right, who's the other father?" ---------- A blond woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds." When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The woman nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping." ---------- Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged him and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!" "Dear God! Did you try to stop him?" "No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!" ---------- Two blondes were skiing at Aspen, when they got into a debate about the best way to ski down a particular hill. "The best way is down the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder," said the first blonde. "No, the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight," argued the other. "Look," said the first blonde. "Let's get another opinion. There's a guy dragging a sled up the hill. Let's go ask him." The second blonde agreed, and in a few minutes the two caught up with the guy. "Excuse me," said the first blonde. "I say the best way to ski down this hill is to take the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder, and my friend thinks the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight. Can you tell us who's right?" "Sorry, ladies," said the man, "but there's no use in asking me. I'm a tobogganist." "Oh," said the second blonde. "Well, in that case, can I get a pack of Marlboro?" ---------- The blonde was complaining to one of her friends. "It was terrible!" she said. "I had to change seats five times at the movie last night!" "Why? asked her friend. "Did some guy bother you?" "Yeah," she said, "eventually!" ---------- Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet. ---------- A blonde walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter. Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large diet Coke." The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers to the blonde, "Ma'am, this is the library." The blonde nods. Then she *whispers*, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large diet Coke." ---------- A group of blondes at OSU were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. They went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, but they kept falling off the ladders, dropped the tape measures - the whole thing was a mess. An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying to do. He walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures from end to end, and gives the measurement to one of the blondes and walks away. After the engineer is gone, one blonde turned to another and said, "Isn't that just like a dumb engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length." --- ...OH Gee! Teehee! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; >Politics: HERE'S A GOOD QUESTION ... The Democratic leaders of Congress kneel in the halls of Congress for about 9 minutes, for the death of a black man named George Floyd and other persons. I have never seen them kneel for a fallen Police Officer. I have never seen them kneel for a fallen Soldier. I NEVER SAW THEM KNEEL FOR THE SOLDIERS THAT HILLARY AND OBAMA LEFT TO DIE IN Benghazi!! I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of (black and white) babies aborted EVERY DAY. I have never seen them kneel for a murdered white man or woman. I have not seen them kneel for the thousands of black-on-black murder victims. I have not seen them kneel for the thousands of elderly people that died in nursing homes due to the Corona Virus. I have to ask: WHY are Democrats putting the life of George Floyd as more valuable than the lives of everyone else? In fact, Democrats have put so much value on the life of George Floyd, they have allowed rioting, looting, arson, murder, and mayhem in communities Nationwide... ASK YOURSELF - WHY NOW?" IF YOU HATE AMERICA, VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS. The family (brothers and sister) of George Floyd opened a Go Fund Me account to "help the family"? It has already raised $14,455,100.00 and still counting from donations as of June 22, 2020. Yes, almost $14 1/2 MILLION. This is for a guy who was arrested NINE times; was a convicted drug dealer (and at a drug deal the day he died); held a gun to the stomach of a pregnant lady while his five buddies robbed her home; did prison time three different times totaling about eight years, and obviously didn't learn from our penal system. And America is memorializing him by painting murals of the guy on the sides of buildings like he's a hero? Unbelievable!! You got to be kidding me. Crime does pay! .....and to pour salt in the wound, Pelosi presented his brother a folded American flag flown over the Capitol in his honor in a beautiful tri-cornered presentation case. --- ...Grrrr. Thanks LouiseAu! According to WHO, every year in the world there are an estimated 40-50 million abortions. This corresponds to approximately 125,000 abortions per day. https://www.worldometers.info/abortions/ I've been thinking about this teaching... PANDEMIC - What is it? http://www.absolutebiblestudy.com/Adversary/PANDEMIC.htm At first I wasn't accepting this point of view so much as I tend to give the human race more credit for being mostly good instead of mostly bad. I think back to the days of Sodom and Gomorrah and how it must have grieved God to do what had to be done with their unrighteousness. Our God is a just God and when we push Him away, He won't force Himself upon us. It leaves the devil full access to do as he pleases with us. Anyway, I was thinking about this... The woman President Trump just got to the Supreme Court Amy Coney Barrett is a perfect role-model for a Christian women of God. She is soft spoken and though they threw all sorts of things at her during her confirmation hearings, she kept her God in Christ in Her wits and calmness about her. We do not see that in others like Pelosi or Maxine Waters. Amy let 'no corrupt communication proceed out of her mouth' even though most might have been tempted to do so when challenged with the outrageous things she was. That is how we, as Christians, need to be. In full control of the situation and not going to the level of our adversaries by being rude and taking the hate bait from the devil. Looking at the world from God's perspective, one can see why we have this 2020 mess. We've sunk so low that good godly people are hated and crazy, mental, evil people are made to be accepted and given power and a voice over our society. Even our most innocent are not safe in today's world. An unborn puppy in America is protected more than an unborn baby. That tells you the level of evil when the society rationalizes and legalizes mass murder against blameless and harmless humans on a daily basis - and justifies their actions by calling it abortion - a woman's right. It's time to Pray and Trust God for the best through Christ Jesus. God won't desert those who are with Him and treasure His Word and keep His commandments. , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' You need to STUDY And KNOW God's Word to do this! http://www.absolutebiblestudy.com/Contents.htm !|| !|||| ,/|||| !|'''| `\ | )\ \ ejm / \ \ \ Oh, btw, I'm not giving up praying for this election until President Trump throws in the towel. When/if he does, I will. I'm believing God for the best - and it sure isn't Biden! Trump is president until Jan.20 - A lot can happen... ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ | _______ | | `| ((()) || || | |] ))- -(( ||_______|| |__________| ((\o/)) |_________| | | /\\_//\ |_==___==_| | |]__.-- //(_ _)\\ ____|_________| | |------ \\\ /// ----|oo o oo| | | | (// \\) *__|| _______ | | | | * /_____\ _*__||| || | | |_____| | | | __*__|||_______|| | |________ | | | __\___|_________| |__________| |_|_| \ (_) (_) \ Dishwasher not doing the job these days? Detergent tablets may be to blame! Shreds of the tablet packaging can find their way into the dishwasher sprayers and block tiny holes that spray the dishes. Remove the sprayer arms and clear any blockages to restore the dishwasher's cleaning power. --- ...Wow! why pay up to twice as much for these? * Replace your expensive Dry Shampoo Replace expensive store-bought dry shampoo with this DIY version you can make for pennies! Mix equal parts corn starch and baking soda in a bowl. Add a few drops of lavender essential oil, mix well, then funnel into a salt shaker. Sprinkle mixture onto your roots and work into scalp with fingers to freshen up your hairstyle on the go. * Keep The Fridge Organized With "Cook's Choice" Before going grocery shopping, plan a "cook's choice" dinner, designed to use up leftovers. Toss the last bits of assorted vegetables and meats into a stir-fry, or chop and add to soup. French toast for dinner makes good use of stale bread and the last few eggs, while lasagna transforms scraps of meat and cheese into a hearty meal. After dinner, toss expired foods and wipe down the refrigerator. You're ready to shop! -<>- .:::. .:::. /:::::\ /:':':\ | _ | | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | | | | | | jgs | | /`'---'`\ /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` Do you know the difference between a spice and an herb? A spice comes from the root, bark, or seed of a plant and herbs are the leaves. While some plants provide only one, such as cinnamon (spice) or rosemary (herb), some plants have both. Cilantro is an herb, but the seeds are called coriander. If you're the kind of person who only has salt and black pepper in your cabinet you're missing out on some fantastic flavors. Here are a few essentials that every kitchen should have: Garlic Powder Garlic powder is made from finely ground dehydrated garlic. You can use 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder for every clove of garlic called for in a recipe. Paprika Paprika is made from dried peppers - usually tomato peppers. You'll want to sprinkle paprika on your potato salad or deviled eggs for a burst of bold red color. Ground Cloves Cloves can be found with their BFFs cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg in baking recipes. But they're also popular in beef and pork dishes, Cumin Earthy and slightly bitter, ground cumin is an essential spice in most Indian and Latin American dishes. From chili to guacamole, to curries and lentil stews, cumin lends depth and a uniquely enticing fragrance to many of our favorite meals. * Season as you cook Instead, of waiting until after your dish is cooked, add seasoning as you cook. This way, you can adjust the seasoning as your dish progresses. Your food will taste more flavorful because it's seasoned properly. As a side note, an extra pat of butter or a bit of oil can lighten strong flavors, and vinegar or lemon juice will reduce the excessive saltiness. * Apply salt properly Visit the spice aisle at the market, and you may see dozens of different kinds of salt. Here's a quick salt usage cheat sheet. Kosher salt is perfect for all your cooking needs as it dissolves fast and disperses flavor quickly. Crystalline sea salt adds a burst of flavor to dishes that are freshly cooked. Flaked sea salt offers a touch of briny flavor to vegetables, fish and almost any dish. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: MyHealtheVets: Diabetes Management – Special Bulletin https://tinyurl.com/y22rzbhb Will you sign the Marine Corps’ 245th birthday card? https://tinyurl.com/y5gs28ja Life, Liberty & Levin 11/8/20 full show https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ec9CwFtz8WYc/ Hannity 11/6/20 full show https://www.bitchute.com/video/O0wMI9BKftyo/ Tucker Carlson 11/6/20 full show https://www.bitchute.com/video/LpsLMtahnaec/ Ivanka Trump: "Every legally cast vote should be counted. Every illegally cast vote should not. This should not be controversial. This is not a partisan statement — free and fair elections are the foundation of our democracy." https://tinyurl.com/yy9659rv USPS Finding Even MORE Ballots That Were Swept Under The Rug! https://tinyurl.com/y6jjjs6n Will Americans take the Media’s Word on Election Results? / Flash Poll: 85% of Americans Want a Fair Election Count / Russian President Vladimir Putin Stepping Down Due to Health Concerns / “Bizarre Hell Planet” Found by Scientists: It Rains Rocks, Oceans are Made of Lava / Trump Continues to Stand Firm Against Conceding Race - MORE: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ (Explains, in part, why God allowed the world wide pandemic): Radical Smithsonian “Girlhood” Exhibit - The Smithsonian Institute (SI) decided to host a special exhibit which paid a tribute to girls. But instead of selecting from the countless number of female role-models to display – they featured a “transgender” woman and the racist founder of Planned Parenthood. The bizarre exhibit titled Girlhood (It’s Complicated) is basically a showcase of leftist propaganda on display for the world to see. https://tinyurl.com/y5t4ra3a Westwing News: https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Mysterious Outbreak of E. coli, CDC Investigating Multiple States http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: With so many licensed owners gun accidents aren't unusual in the state of Texas, but having a person injured after their dog opens fire on them is something new. According to police, the shooting happened recently in Plano when the unidentified man picked up his dog while wearing a pistol tucked in his waistband. Somehow the dog's paw somehow got caught on the trigger and the pistol fired. The bullet hit the owner in the thigh. The shot reportedly went straight through the leg and didn't cause a lot of damage. The owner will fully recover. Plano police offered the following safety tips for gun owners: When you are carrying your firearm, make sure you have a holster that is safe and protects the trigger from any inadvertent discharges. When you are not carrying your firearm, store it in a gun safe or other locking device to keep it out of the hands (or paws) of others. -<>- Evil is as Evil does... A British TV channel said it achieved a Guinness World Record when more than 9,000 people tuned in to watch the "world's largest live streamed seance." The attempt, organized by digital TV channel Really, featured Penny West "The Wiccan Witch," podcaster Nick Stoppani and paranormal investigators Alex Duggan and Miki York of U.K.-Haunted attempting to contact the spirits of the deceased at Guy's Cliffe House in Warwick, England. The seance was live streamed on Facebook, and Really announced more than 9,000 people watched along, surpassing the channel's goal and earning the Guinness record for world's largest live streamed seance. "We have reached out to the spiritual world many times before but we have never been more excited than this time in which we set a Guinness World Records title," Duggan told local news. "Using the best in technology including a scalar generator to give the spirits energy to communicate which has never been done before in the paranormal field we were able to offer a safe and respectful seance to the largest ever audience," he said. "We hope that the audience enjoyed it as much as we did." *--- Whale Train - Train crashes on whale's tail ---* https://s.pulsetv.com/images/nlm/whale-train.jpg Transportation officials in the Netherlands said no one was injured when a subway train crashed through a barrier and came to rest on a giant sculpture of a whale's tail. RET, the transport operator in the city of Rotterdam, said the subway train jumped the tracks and crashed through buffers on its approach to the De Akkers station. Officials said the train would have crashed to the ground about 30 feet below if it hadn't landed atop one of two whale tail sculptures next to the tracks. The sculpture is appropriately named "Saved by the Whale's Tail." The company said the operator was the only person on board the train at the time of the crash and he was not injured. Maarten Struijs, who installed the whale tail sculptures 20 years ago, said he was surprised to see the train had not damaged the plastic artwork. Officials said they are working on a plan to remove the train, which is in a spot where it would be difficult to bring a heavy crane. *- Martial artist hits table tennis balls with nunchucks -* A Chinese martial artist broke a Guinness World Record when he used his nunchucks to volley 34 table tennis balls in 1 minute. Xie Desheng, who previously used his nunchucks -- also known as nunchaku -- to break records for lighting matches, extinguishing candles and unscrewing bottle caps, broke his own table tennis world record in Jinan, Shandong. Xie previously set the record at 32, and was able to advance the record during his most recent attempt to 34. Xie, who teaches nunchuck classes in Shanghai, has won numerous awards at martial arts events across the globe. *--- That's a mouthful ---* Two kayakers escaped uninjured when they briefly ended up in the mouth of a humpback whale that surfaced beneath them. Julie McSorley and Liz Cottriel said they were kayaking and whale watching off the coast of Avila Beach when the whale surfaced from underneath their boat. A video recorded by a witness shows the women and the kayak in the whale's mouth before they all disappeared under the surface of the water. "I saw the big pool of fish, the big bait ball come up out of the water," McSorley said. "I saw the whale come up. I thought, 'Oh, no! It's too close.'" "All of a sudden, I lifted up, and I was in the water," she said. The pair said they ended up capsized in the water as the whale left them behind. The video makes it appear as though the women are being swallowed by the whale, but they are considerably larger than the animal's usual diet of krill and small fishes. --- ...Yes, I found the video just for you! :) Kayakers swallowed by a humpback whale in Avila beach - California https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aooE03uZSrw *--- Dad builds pirate ship in front yard ---* A New York state father took what has become a family tradition to a new level when he built a 50-foot-long pirate ship in his front yard for Halloween. Tony DeMatteo said one of his three children initially requested a Pirates of the Caribbean themed Halloween a few years ago, leading him to build a small pirate ship in front of the house in Churchville. DeMatteo said he has since been building ships every year for Halloween, and this year's is the biggest yet at 50 feet long and 20 feet tall. "I'm a big fan of Halloween," DeMatteo said. "It's been growing bigger and bigger each year. I always try to outdo myself." DeMatteo said this year's ship cost about $3,000 to build and took about a week to assemble. It features a skeleton hanging from the bowsprit, six light-up cannons, a fog machine and fire blasters. "I have no background in this, I just do it for fun for my kids, and that's what makes it so great," DeMatteo said. --- ...Oh Yes, I found fun videos of it for you here... One at day time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiEyRVYRbE4 And one spooky one at night... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ul0qs4sy_A&feature=emb_logo ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: &&& && && &&&&. &&& .&&&&& && &&& &&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&& & &` && && .&&&&& &&&; &8 .&&&: && &` & && 8&& & `& && && .&_ oO_&.-.-. && ( __ -/--' &&~ .'-__-'& &&&~`'\`& &&&~` _& &&&&` && &&8&&&& &&&&&&& & &&&&&&& &&;&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&& ~~~ .~~~~~ `&&&&&&&&& ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~;!&&&&&&&&&&~/~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~\~~~~&/` \`~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ `~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ BP >Are You Stupid? A teacher stood up in the middle of class and said, "We're starting a new unit in math, and if you're stupid, please stand up." No one stands up except for a little boy. "Are you stupid?" asks the teacher. "No," said the little boy "but I feel sorry for you because you're standing up." -<>- >The Taste of Money My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickle. He was rushed to the hospital. The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied, "No change yet". -<>- >I Believe I Can Fly When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying higher, faster, farther. Risking my life for the science of aviation. But when I grew up I found out I wasn't qualified because of my poor eyesight. Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same thrills. I'm always pushing the envelope! -<>- >Traffic Camera A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he passed by the camera. Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe it! So he turned and, going a snail's pace, he passed the camera. AGAIN, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must have a fault, and home he went. Four weeks later he received 3 traffic fines in the mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt. -<>- __ , ," e`--o (( ( | __,' \\~----------------' \_;/ hjw ( / /) ._______________. ) (( ( (( ( ``-' ``-' >Q and A Quickies: Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? A: By its bark. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning? A: At the quack of dawn. Q: Who makes suits and eats spinach? A: Popeye the Tailorman! Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake. _,--._ ,' `. |\ / ,-. ,-. \ /| )o),/ ( ( o )( o ) ) \.(o( /o/// /| `-' `-' |\ \\\o\ / / |\ \( . , )/ /| \ \ | | \o`-/ `\/' \-'o/ | | \ \ `,' `.' / / \. \ `-' ,'| /\ |`. `-' / ,/ \`. `.__,' / / \ \ `.__,' ,'/ \o\ ,' ,' `. `. /o/ \o`---' ,' `. `---'o/ `.____,' -shimrod `.____,' Q: What's the worst thing about being an octopus? A: Washing your hands before dinner. --- ...And putting on deodorant in the morning! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ____ .---[[__]]----. ;-------------.| ____ | || .--[[__]]---. | || ;-----------.| | || | || jgs |_____________|/ | || |___________|/ A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light." -<>- A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat. After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry Davis, can you please tell me what room I am in?" "Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby." -<>- _,-/"---, ;""""""""""; _/;; "" <@`---v ; ::::: :: "\ _/ ;; " _.../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'"""" ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; ::/ ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;; ;;; ::,/ /;;V_;; ;;; \ / | :/ / ,/ \_ "")/ | | / /"""= \;;\""= ; ;{::""""""= \"""= ;""""; \/""" Ermine A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. -<>- Remember; Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong -<>- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free... you either married it or gave birth to it. -<>- mathemagician 1+1=2 /\ \ c") ;-/\> || kOs [This is an old, old one, but still one of my favorites...] A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to go to college. So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes for junior to leave for school, the old man is the proudest he's ever been. After the first semester junior comes home for Christmas break and the old man sits him down for a talk. "Well, boy, you been at school for three months now, I want you to tell me some of that fancy book learnin'." So junior says, "My favorite class is math, pa. Just last week we learned a new formula... Pi r squared." At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks his forehead, "Dog gone-it! I spent all that money on schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared? Why everybody knows pie are round... CORNBREAD are squared!" -<>- An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last week we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'That's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' -<>- Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons." The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first spaceman says, "I don't think so. They have them aimed at themselves." -<>- _____________ | ___ ___ ___ | ||_=_|_=_|_=_|| ||____===____|| ||____===____|| _|_____________|_ | _______________ | ||.-----___-----.|| |||_____________||| ||.-----___-----.|| |||_____________||| ||.-----___-----.|| |||_____________||| ||.-----___-----.|| ||| ||| |||_____________||| ''==============='' (o)LGB (o) >THE MODERN TOOLBOX: Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver. Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install. Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels. Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself. Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so that you need to use a flashlight anyway. Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool. Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911. Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principal to harnessing the power of your mother-in-laws nagging complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old paint off the side of the house. Chainsaw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that you accidentally built completely around yourself. Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique the job you're doing or offer advice. ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -- unknown -<>- >Smart Grandpa: (from Rubin) A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen's house, and grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained, "I came upon this elderly gentleman who said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. He did, however, know the address, and so here we are. Do you know this gentleman?" "Of course, officer! It's my Morris!" said grandma Cohen. Turning to grandpa, she said, "Morris! You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you possibly get lost?" Leaning close, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "Shh, I wasn't lost...I was just too tired to walk home." -<>- _ -=(') ;; // // : '.---.__ | --_-_)__) `.____,' \ \ ___\ \ ( \ \ jrei / A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender comes over, and asks for his order. The man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What about you?" "I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment. The next day, the man and ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20," says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs." -<>- I just read The Between Boyfriends Book by Cindy Chupack ___ /_\_\ |;-^-'| ; ._ d - j :. ,<%@. |-_-| / \ {_ _,l ___/\_ _/\_ \,< ___ <~L~>\. /___\_\'/_/_`-.( `___\ \ - |` /___ \ \|/|po /||_/-___L":--;" L _ \ \ |o|LY| |(n==\^\^''--`-,-_ [-><-]=3 || ^;| |`\ _')>\ /<__/\ |< !c)|o ; |;| "| _' \ \/ /po | |- | | ; ' |,-. |.V \/ |LY | |\__, _L |o : | / \ \||\ |o^ ^| | _|/| / _\__ : / 7 '<|`. | | | / |L/ < /\: | Y \ | \|' | | | |/ /_ | | | | \| A|. | | /| |/|PO| | || | | |V| | | || |<|LY| | || | |,| | |_ | / | | ^^ | | | | | |____| |" | | | | | | | | |#^' |4 \ | | | | | | |,| | |%_| | | |m | A \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / | | \ || | | | | | | / /| |__| || | | l | | |> / / | | \___/|_A_| | | | | / / | | | | || |m1a >Here are some definitions about dating from this author: Lone Rangered: To have had a relationship end in a mysterious and annoying way--with no good-bye, no answers, just the vague feeling that you have no idea who that man was. "Hey Baby" Weight: The weight you have to be at in order to date again and to have random men on the street call out, "Hey baby..." Relationship Equivalency Exam: A test that would allow you to earn credit for past dating experience so you could pick up a new relationship where the old one left off. Dating Horrorscopes: Dismal astrological predictions to help manage the expectations of the newly back-on-the-market dater. The Rant: A long, angry, and ideally humorous speech you will inevitably receive after one too many disappointing Valentine's Days. Halloweenies: People who break up around Halloween because it's the last stop before the family-filled, gift-mandated, high pressure holidays: Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's. Season's Gripings: The complains you might lodge after receiving your 200th photo Christmas card featuring the family you've yet to create. Imposter Complex: What a relationship columnist might feel when she is not currently in a relationship, has not been able to maintain a relationship, does not have any prospects for a new relationship, nor does she even have a funny term for this predicament. Carmunication: The language used by fathers when communicating with their adult daughters, basically consisting of the phrase, "How's the car?" Relationship Reruns: A sobering stage (usually occurring around age thirty) when you realize that the men you meet are basically repeats of the men you've already dated. Male Harems: An idea whose time has come; the many men you can juggle once you genuinely STOP looking for a commitment. Cupidity: The faulty logic that leads a well-meaning but clueless third party to believe that two random singles are perfect for each other. Seventeen Dates: After a breakup, the approximate number of bad dates you have to endure before you have a good one. Last Call: A bachelor's final, desperate phone call warning ex- girlfriends and unrequited loves that he's about to go off the market, so act now! The Visa Defense: The claim, usually invoked by men, that "I paid, therefore I am innocent." Sloppy Joes: A new breed of men, spawned by technological advances, who are so busy dating they inadvertently call or e-mail the wrong women. Male Friend Moratorium: The decision, made by a single woman, that she doesn't need any more male friends; that from now on her answer to the question "Can we just be friends?" is "No." Snooze-Lose Syndrome: The pressure single women face due to the miniscule amount of time a decent guy is actually available; our lamentable inability to put a guy on hold like a sweater. Sports Dates: A seemingly "fun" alternative to dinner and a movie, usually involving a little healthy competition, which is not always healthy for a new relationship. Going Hollywood: The process of transforming from a nice Midwestern girl-next-door into someone who has a psychic, trainer, agent, and nutritionist on her speed dial. Relocationships: The kind of relationship that necessitates moving to a place where you would never consider living, but you MUST now consider it because there's a decent single guy there (or rumors of a decent single guy). Dater's Remorse: That sick feeling you get after dating someone you didn't really need and couldn't emotionally afford. Do Not Recucsitate Romance (DNRR) Order: A directive that you are not, under any circumstances, allowed to revive or "restart the heart" of a past relationship. The Frequent Crier Conundrum: Men who are too sensitive and the women who can't love them. Eggistential Crisis: A panic attack, common among women in their late thirties, which is triggered by the realization that your desire to have children and your desire not to settle might be mutually exclusive. Man-Me-Downs: Men who are passed on from one woman to another after a failed attempt at romance, and the mayhem that inevitably ensures. Premature "We"jaculation: A common dating dysfunction occurring when one member of a couple starts using the "we" before the other is ready. 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Nov 4, 2020 by: Michael Charles Master https://tinyurl.com/y5krejy2 --- ...Most interesting! Thanks LouiseAu! A beautiful look at wildlife and outdoor scenery in Costa Rica from filmmakers Jacob and Katie Schwarz. Costa Rica has become a popular vacation spot as it has wonderful beach resorts but also offers wildlife and nature excursions for those looking for a little travel adventure. I love seeing all the beautiful scenery and wildlife on film but if I went there I could do without seeing so many snakes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXb3EKWsInQ --- ...Me Too! Thanks LouiseAu! An entertaining music video of Let’s Twist Again (1961) by the great Chubby Checker. If you were dancing in the 1960s I’d be willing to bet you danced to this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQZQ86jJHg --- ...A Fun One! Thanks LouiseAu! Travel back in time and take a stroll through Paris during the 'Belle Epoque' 124 years ago - now in 4K, color and 60 fps! https://youtu.be/fo_eZuOTBNc --- ...Wow! Enchanting! Thanks LouiseAu! Reminds me of these pages... Paris In 1940! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/parisin1940.html Beautiful Paris! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/beautifulparis.html -<>- Revisiting... >From our Friend LouiseAu :) John Wayne reads the poem “Why Are You Marching Son” in this tribute video to all the men and women who have served in the armed forces and especially those that have made the ultimate sacrifice. The poem was written by John Mitchum (Robert’s brother) and is one of the poems on John Wayne’s only album originally released in 1973 “America, Why I Love Her”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m701kfdjtaU Legendary actor John Wayne in a clip from 1970 on the TV variety show he hosted celebrating America’s history. Many famous actors and actresses are featured in this video singing God Bless America including Ann Margaret, Lucille Ball, Jack Benny, George Burns, Johnny Cash, Roy Clark, Bing Crosby, Phyllis Diller, Lorne Greene, Bob Hope, Forrest Lewis, Dean Martin, William Shatner, Tom Smothers, And many more. What a classic video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OTGw03rTGs George Burns, https://biggeekdad.com/2011/05/i-wish-i-was-eighteen-again/ Bob Hope, https://biggeekdad.com/2011/02/bob-hope-christmas/ Dean Martin, https://biggeekdad.com/2013/04/jonathan-winters-and-dean-martin/ Tom Smothers, https://biggeekdad.com/2013/11/pilot/ --- ...Sweet! Thanks LouiseAu! Little Rock's Museum of Discovery scientist Kevin Delaney performs some cool science experiments with Jimmy Fallon, including shooting 'vortex cannons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OELiqiIHZEI An incredibly beautiful journey through amazing Tanzania and its varied and stunning wild life! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6-eZvNJj6Io --- ...Beautiful! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend PatDeE :) VJ Day, Honolulu Hawaii, August 14, 1945 https://vimeo.com/5645171 --- ...Love It! Thanks PatDeE! This is breathtaking. Enjoy the ride... https://player.vimeo.com/video/36398302 --- ...Wowsers! Thanks PatDeE! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "A new study found that good-looking people are more likely to have daughters than sons. 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