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>-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
This flaming hot new page is from our friend LouiseAu. This
artist is like a godsend to the women she artfully gives
makeovers to. Her talent is one you'll be totally amazed by.
Be sure to give this one a few moments of your time and if
you are inclined to, her video will give you some great tips
for your own makeup beautification.
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One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police
Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked,
"How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to
kill you?"
"No," replied the nervous immigrant.
"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."
"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the
exasperated police officer.
"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!"
He handed the police officer the suspect bottle. The police officer
took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out
loud.
The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you
see the label on bottle says 'Polish Remover'?"
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Mrs. Murphy is looking for the grave of her late husband (a
notorious criminal) as it has been a while since she was there. She
goes to the cemetery's management office and says, "I am looking
for my husband's grave."
"Aye, madam," says the director. "What was his name?"
"John Murphy," she answers.
He looks through his large book for quite a time and says, "Sorry,
there are no John Murphys in our cemetery, nothing but one Mary
Murphy."
The woman brightens up and says, "Of course, that's it, everything
was in my name."
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day and World Freedom Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day, USMC Day and Young Readers Day
November 11 is Veteran's Day and World Origami Day
November 12 is Chicken Soup for the Soul Day and World Pneumonia
Day
November 13 is Caregiver Appreciation Day
Friday the 13th is National Indian Pudding Day, Sadie Hawkins Day
and World Kindness Day
November 14 is Hindu Diwali Day, Operating Room Nurse Day and
World Diabetes Day
November 15 is America Recycles Day, Clean Your Refrigerator Day
and National Philanthropy Day
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a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?"
"Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries.
"Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?"
-<>-
A man returned from a trip when a big storm hit their town, with
crashing thunder and severe lightning. When he got home and into
his bedroom at about 2 a.m., he found his two children in bed
with his wife, apparently scared by the loud storm. He resigned
himself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night.
The next day, he talked to the children, and explained that it
was okay to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but, in the
future, when he was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom
that night. They said okay.
After his next trip several weeks later, his wife and the
children picked him up in the terminal at the appointed time.
Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to
wait for his plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks
waiting for their arriving passengers.
As he entered the waiting area, his son saw him and ran toward
him shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"
As he waved back, Dad said loudly, "What's the good news?"
"Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" the
boy shouted.
The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area
looked at the man's son, then turned to him, and then searched
the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who
his Mom was.
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A dad decided to introduce and explain football to his 6-year-old
son and took him to his first American football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, Dad
asked his son how he liked the experience.
"It was okay, Daddy, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, his dad asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback!
Get the quarterback!' All that, Daddy, for only 25 cents?!?!"
-<>-
There was a church where the preacher and the song leader were
not getting along. As time went by this began to spill over into
the worship service.
The first week the preacher preached on commitment and how we all
should dedicate ourselves to the service of God. The song leader
lead the song "I Shall not be Moved."
The second week the preacher preached on tithing and how we all
should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The song leader lead
the song "Jesus Paid it All."
The third week the preacher preached on gossiping and how we
should all watch our tongues. The song leader led the song "I
Love to Tell the Story."
With all this going on, the preacher became very disgusted over
the situation and the following Sunday told the congregation that
he was considering resigning. The song leader lead the song "Oh
Why Not Tonight?"
As it came to pass, the preacher did indeed resign. The next week
he informed the church that it was Jesus who led him there and it
was Jesus that was taking him away. The song leader lead the song
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus."
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Me: Sobbing my heart out: "I can't see you anymore...I'm not going
to let you hurt me again."
Gym Trainer: "It was one sit-up. You did just one sit-up."
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~ ARBITRAITOR - A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
~ BERNADETTE - The act of torching a mortgage.
~ BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees through
~ AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter tries to do
~ EYEDROPPER - Clumsy ophthalmologist
~ CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate.
~ COUNTERFITTER - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
~ ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living.
~ LEFT BANK - What the bank robbers did when their bag was full
of money.
~ HEROES - What a man in a boat does
~ PARASITES - What you see from the Eiffel Tower
~ PARADOX - Two physicians
~ PHARMACIST - A helper on a farm
~ POLARIZE - What penguins see through
~ PRIMATE - Remove your spouse from in front of TV
~ RELIEF - What trees do in the spring
~ SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does
~ SUDAFED - Brought litigation against a government official
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>THINGS I LEARNED FROM SCOOBY DOO
By Steve Higgs
1. If you are traveling down a scary road in the middle of swamp
country, plan on your van breaking down.
2. It is impossible to overuse the word "Like."
3. Never, ever, ever trust a man who goes by the nickname "Old
Man Jones" and who manages an abandoned hotel or castle.
4. When in a hurry, dogs make great motorcycles...and water skis.
5. You can pull off some of the greatest scams with wire, bed
sheets, and a hologram machine.
6. It's never a good idea to stop in an abandoned town for pizza -
bad things happen.
7. Disco music and a submarine sandwich makes everything better.
8. Bad guys always hide behind paintings, so make sure you watch
the eyes.
9. Whenever you need to split up, send the two most ignorant
members of your party together - it's just plain fun.
10. Avoid using words like doobie and munchies - it might give
people the wrong idea.
Copyright 2001 Steve Higgs. Permission is granted to send this
to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes.
If one door opens and another door close, your house may be haunted.
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>SMILES
A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept
complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache.
Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no
earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache.
Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from
some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it.
The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He
really does have a bump on his head.
About halfway through the operation we ran out of anesthetic."
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Two friends are chatting...
"I will give one million dollars to the person who will fulfill
my wish."
"What is your wish?"
"That somebody would give me two million dollars."
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I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful and
defensive driver.
I pointed out that if she's ever in an accident, the paper's
gonna print her real age.
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One rainy evening, my husband, John, and I emerged from a
restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys in the car.
He insisted he could open the door with a wire coat hanger, so
we went back to the restaurant to get one. There were none to be
found.
John then ran to a department store a quarter-mile away and
returned with a hanger.
After a few attempts, he got the door open and we climbed in.
As we sat there, soaked and cold, he stuck the hanger under his
seat.
With a smug grin, he said, "Now if this ever happens again, I'll
have one handy."
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"My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the
engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Chevy, the tires
from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Buick."
"Really? What did he get?"
"Fifteen years for theft."
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I went to my doctor yesterday. After a long wait in the outer
office, my name was finally called. When I got into the examining
room, the nurse pointed to the scale and said, "I need to get
your weight today."
I immediately replied, "One hour and 5 minutes."
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The doctor's office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving
at his usual snail's pace. After waiting two hours, an old man
slowly stood up and started walking toward the door.
"Where are you going?" the receptionist called out.
"Well," he said, "I figured I'd go home and die a natural death."
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My wife and I were watching a show on The Discovery Channel titled,
"A Dog's World."
One segment focused on dogs practice of urinating everywhere to
define who they are and whose territory it is, among many other
things.
"Basically," the narrator said, "dogs are leaving each other
messages."
I looked at my wife and said,
"So I guess we could call it p-mail."
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...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>Blonde Jokes:
Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?
A: It's clogged up with paper plates.
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A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a blonde
woman holding a bottle while jumping up and down in the parking
lot.
The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman,
"What's the matter?"
She replies, "I didn't notice until after I took the medicine
that it said, 'Shake Well'."
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Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the
teacher erases the board.
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One night, a daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet her
parents. Upon first sight, the parents were astounded and appalled
by his appearance - leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and
a pierced nose (and tongue they found out later at dinner).
At a discreet time, the parents pulled their daughter aside and
diplomatically told Candi, "We are not sure about him, he doesn't
seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," replied the blonde daughter, "if he wasn't nice,
why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
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A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?" She
says, "My mom died." He told her to go home, but she said, "No,
I'll be fine." Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He
says, "What's wrong?" She replies, "I just talked to my sister, and
her mom died, too!"
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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town. They argued back and forth until they finally stopped for
lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would
you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr,
gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."
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A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to
have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the
husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby
boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, "All right,
who's the other father?"
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A blond woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you
will have lost at least 5 pounds." When the woman returned, she
shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's
amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The
woman nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping."
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Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting
goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little
perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty
blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily
greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today
before he needed her help. She obliged him and let him do
his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling,
"Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new
Mercedes!"
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license
plate number!"
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Two blondes were skiing at Aspen, when they got into a debate about
the best way to ski down a particular hill.
"The best way is down the left side of the course, where it's
nearly all powder," said the first blonde.
"No, the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is
packed tight," argued the other.
"Look," said the first blonde. "Let's get another opinion. There's
a guy dragging a sled up the hill. Let's go ask him."
The second blonde agreed, and in a few minutes the two caught up
with the guy.
"Excuse me," said the first blonde. "I say the best way to ski
down this hill is to take the left side of the course, where it's
nearly all powder, and my friend thinks the best way is straight
down the middle, where the snow is packed tight. Can you tell us
who's right?"
"Sorry, ladies," said the man, "but there's no use in asking me.
I'm a tobogganist."
"Oh," said the second blonde. "Well, in that case, can I get a pack
of Marlboro?"
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The blonde was complaining to one of her friends.
"It was terrible!" she said. "I had to change seats five times at
the movie last night!"
"Why? asked her friend. "Did some guy bother you?"
"Yeah," she said, "eventually!"
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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit
eight cups of water in the little packet.
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A blonde walks into the library, looks around, then gets
in line for the counter. Once she gets to the head of the
line, she loudly says, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries,
and a large diet Coke."
The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers to
the blonde, "Ma'am, this is the library."
The blonde nods. Then she *whispers*, "I'd like a Big Mac,
large fries, and a large diet Coke."
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A group of blondes at OSU were given the assignment to measure
the height of a flagpole. They went out to the flagpole with
ladders and tape measures, but they kept falling off the ladders,
dropped the tape measures - the whole thing was a mess. An
engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying to
do. He walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it
flat, measures from end to end, and gives the measurement to one
of the blondes and walks away. After the engineer is gone, one
blonde turned to another and said, "Isn't that just like a dumb
engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length."
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...OH Gee! Teehee! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>Politics: HERE'S A GOOD QUESTION ...
The Democratic leaders of Congress kneel in the halls of Congress
for about 9 minutes, for the death of a black man named George
Floyd and other persons.
I have never seen them kneel for a fallen Police Officer.
I have never seen them kneel for a fallen Soldier.
I NEVER SAW THEM KNEEL FOR THE SOLDIERS THAT HILLARY AND OBAMA
LEFT TO DIE IN Benghazi!!
I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of (black and white)
babies aborted EVERY DAY.
I have never seen them kneel for a murdered white man or woman.
I have not seen them kneel for the thousands of black-on-black
murder victims.
I have not seen them kneel for the thousands of elderly people
that died in nursing homes due to the Corona Virus.
I have to ask: WHY are Democrats putting the life of George Floyd
as more valuable than the lives of everyone else?
In fact, Democrats have put so much value on the life of George
Floyd, they have allowed rioting, looting, arson, murder, and
mayhem in communities Nationwide... ASK YOURSELF - WHY NOW?"
IF YOU HATE AMERICA, VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS.
The family (brothers and sister) of George Floyd opened a Go Fund
Me account to "help the family"? It has already raised
$14,455,100.00 and still counting from donations as of June 22,
2020. Yes, almost $14 1/2 MILLION. This is for a guy who was
arrested NINE times; was a convicted drug dealer (and at a drug
deal the day he died); held a gun to the stomach of a pregnant
lady while his five buddies robbed her home; did prison time three
different times totaling about eight years, and obviously didn't
learn from our penal system.
And America is memorializing him by painting murals of the guy on
the sides of buildings like he's a hero? Unbelievable!! You got
to be kidding me.
Crime does pay! .....and to pour salt in the wound, Pelosi
presented his brother a folded American flag flown over the
Capitol in his honor in a beautiful tri-cornered presentation case.
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...Grrrr. Thanks LouiseAu!
According to WHO, every year in the world there are an estimated
40-50 million abortions. This corresponds to approximately 125,000
abortions per day.
https://www.worldometers.info/abortions/
I've been thinking about this teaching...
PANDEMIC - What is it?
http://www.absolutebiblestudy.com/Adversary/PANDEMIC.htm
At first I wasn't accepting this point of view so much as I tend
to give the human race more credit for being mostly good instead
of mostly bad. I think back to the days of Sodom and Gomorrah and
how it must have grieved God to do what had to be done with their
unrighteousness. Our God is a just God and when we push Him away,
He won't force Himself upon us. It leaves the devil full access
to do as he pleases with us.
Anyway, I was thinking about this... The woman President Trump just
got to the Supreme Court Amy Coney Barrett is a perfect role-model
for a Christian women of God. She is soft spoken and though they
threw all sorts of things at her during her confirmation hearings,
she kept her God in Christ in Her wits and calmness about her. We
do not see that in others like Pelosi or Maxine Waters. Amy let
'no corrupt communication proceed out of her mouth' even though
most might have been tempted to do so when challenged with the
outrageous things she was.
That is how we, as Christians, need to be. In full control of the
situation and not going to the level of our adversaries by being
rude and taking the hate bait from the devil.
Looking at the world from God's perspective, one can see why we
have this 2020 mess. We've sunk so low that good godly people are
hated and crazy, mental, evil people are made to be accepted and
given power and a voice over our society. Even our most innocent
are not safe in today's world. An unborn puppy in America is
protected more than an unborn baby. That tells you the level of
evil when the society rationalizes and legalizes mass murder
against blameless and harmless humans on a daily basis - and
justifies their actions by calling it abortion - a woman's right.
It's time to Pray and Trust God for the best through Christ Jesus.
God won't desert those who are with Him and treasure His Word and
keep His commandments.
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President Trump throws in the towel. When/if he does, I will.
I'm believing God for the best - and it sure isn't Biden!
Trump is president until Jan.20 - A lot can happen...
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Dishwasher not doing the job these days?
Detergent tablets may be to blame! Shreds of the tablet
packaging can find their way into the dishwasher sprayers
and block tiny holes that spray the dishes. Remove the
sprayer arms and clear any blockages to restore the
dishwasher's cleaning power.
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...Wow! why pay up to twice as much for these?
* Replace your expensive Dry Shampoo
Replace expensive store-bought dry shampoo with this DIY
version you can make for pennies! Mix equal parts corn starch
and baking soda in a bowl. Add a few drops of lavender
essential oil, mix well, then funnel into a salt shaker.
Sprinkle mixture onto your roots and work into scalp with
fingers to freshen up your hairstyle on the go.
* Keep The Fridge Organized With "Cook's Choice"
Before going grocery shopping, plan a "cook's choice"
dinner, designed to use up leftovers. Toss the last bits
of assorted vegetables and meats into a stir-fry, or chop
and add to soup.
French toast for dinner makes good use of stale bread and
the last few eggs, while lasagna transforms scraps of meat
and cheese into a hearty meal. After dinner, toss expired
foods and wipe down the refrigerator. You're ready to shop!
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Do you know the difference between a spice and an herb?
A spice comes from the root, bark, or seed of a plant and
herbs are the leaves. While some plants provide only one,
such as cinnamon (spice) or rosemary (herb), some plants
have both. Cilantro is an herb, but the seeds are called
coriander.
If you're the kind of person who only has salt and black
pepper in your cabinet you're missing out on some fantastic
flavors. Here are a few essentials that every kitchen
should have:
Garlic Powder
Garlic powder is made from finely ground dehydrated garlic.
You can use 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder for every clove of
garlic called for in a recipe.
Paprika
Paprika is made from dried peppers - usually tomato peppers.
You'll want to sprinkle paprika on your potato salad or
deviled eggs for a burst of bold red color.
Ground Cloves
Cloves can be found with their BFFs cinnamon, ginger and
nutmeg in baking recipes. But they're also popular in beef
and pork dishes,
Cumin
Earthy and slightly bitter, ground cumin is an essential
spice in most Indian and Latin American dishes. From chili
to guacamole, to curries and lentil stews, cumin lends
depth and a uniquely enticing fragrance to many of our
favorite meals.
* Season as you cook
Instead, of waiting until after your dish is cooked, add
seasoning as you cook. This way, you can adjust the
seasoning as your dish progresses.
Your food will taste more flavorful because it's seasoned
properly. As a side note, an extra pat of butter or a bit
of oil can lighten strong flavors, and vinegar or lemon
juice will reduce the excessive saltiness.
* Apply salt properly
Visit the spice aisle at the market, and you may see dozens
of different kinds of salt. Here's a quick salt usage cheat
sheet.
Kosher salt is perfect for all your cooking needs as it
dissolves fast and disperses flavor quickly.
Crystalline sea salt adds a burst of flavor to dishes that
are freshly cooked.
Flaked sea salt offers a touch of briny flavor to
vegetables, fish and almost any dish.
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https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ec9CwFtz8WYc/
Hannity 11/6/20 full show
https://www.bitchute.com/video/O0wMI9BKftyo/
Tucker Carlson 11/6/20 full show
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LpsLMtahnaec/
Ivanka Trump: "Every legally cast vote should be counted. Every
illegally cast vote should not. This should not be controversial.
This is not a partisan statement — free and fair elections are
the foundation of our democracy."
https://tinyurl.com/yy9659rv
USPS Finding Even MORE Ballots That Were Swept Under The Rug!
https://tinyurl.com/y6jjjs6n
Will Americans take the Media’s Word on Election Results? /
Flash Poll: 85% of Americans Want a Fair Election Count / Russian
President Vladimir Putin Stepping Down Due to Health Concerns /
“Bizarre Hell Planet” Found by Scientists: It Rains Rocks, Oceans
are Made of Lava / Trump Continues to Stand Firm Against Conceding
Race - MORE:
https://reliablenewsnow.com/
(Explains, in part, why God allowed the world wide pandemic):
Radical Smithsonian “Girlhood” Exhibit - The Smithsonian Institute
(SI) decided to host a special exhibit which paid a tribute to
girls. But instead of selecting from the countless number of
female role-models to display – they featured a “transgender” woman
and the racist founder of Planned Parenthood. The bizarre exhibit
titled Girlhood (It’s Complicated) is basically a showcase of
leftist propaganda on display for the world to see.
https://tinyurl.com/y5t4ra3a
Westwing News:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/
WhiteHouseNews:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Latest From AFA:
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Students For Life
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Latest From OperationRescue:
http://www.operationrescue.org/
Latest Product Alert:
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Latest Health Alert: Mysterious Outbreak of E. coli,
CDC Investigating Multiple States
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Click to Give Free
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>From BizarreNews:
With so many licensed owners gun accidents aren't unusual
in the state of Texas, but having a person injured after
their dog opens fire on them is something new.
According to police, the shooting happened recently in
Plano when the unidentified man picked up his dog while
wearing a pistol tucked in his waistband.
Somehow the dog's paw somehow got caught on the trigger
and the pistol fired. The bullet hit the owner in the
thigh.
The shot reportedly went straight through the leg and
didn't cause a lot of damage. The owner will fully
recover.
Plano police offered the following safety tips for gun
owners:
When you are carrying your firearm, make sure you have
a holster that is safe and protects the trigger from any
inadvertent discharges.
When you are not carrying your firearm, store it in a gun
safe or other locking device to keep it out of the hands
(or paws) of others.
-<>-
Evil is as Evil does...
A British TV channel said it achieved a Guinness World
Record when more than 9,000 people tuned in to watch the
"world's largest live streamed seance."
The attempt, organized by digital TV channel Really,
featured Penny West "The Wiccan Witch," podcaster Nick
Stoppani and paranormal investigators Alex Duggan and
Miki York of U.K.-Haunted attempting to contact the
spirits of the deceased at Guy's Cliffe House in Warwick,
England.
The seance was live streamed on Facebook, and Really
announced more than 9,000 people watched along, surpassing
the channel's goal and earning the Guinness record for
world's largest live streamed seance.
"We have reached out to the spiritual world many times
before but we have never been more excited than this time
in which we set a Guinness World Records title," Duggan
told local news.
"Using the best in technology including a scalar generator
to give the spirits energy to communicate which has never
been done before in the paranormal field we were able to
offer a safe and respectful seance to the largest ever
audience," he said. "We hope that the audience enjoyed it
as much as we did."
*--- Whale Train - Train crashes on whale's tail ---*
https://s.pulsetv.com/images/nlm/whale-train.jpg
Transportation officials in the Netherlands said no one
was injured when a subway train crashed through a barrier
and came to rest on a giant sculpture of a whale's tail.
RET, the transport operator in the city of Rotterdam,
said the subway train jumped the tracks and crashed
through buffers on its approach to the De Akkers station.
Officials said the train would have crashed to the ground
about 30 feet below if it hadn't landed atop one of two
whale tail sculptures next to the tracks. The sculpture is
appropriately named "Saved by the Whale's Tail." The
company said the operator was the only person on board the
train at the time of the crash and he was not injured.
Maarten Struijs, who installed the whale tail sculptures
20 years ago, said he was surprised to see the train had
not damaged the plastic artwork. Officials said they are
working on a plan to remove the train, which is in a spot
where it would be difficult to bring a heavy crane.
*- Martial artist hits table tennis balls with nunchucks -*
A Chinese martial artist broke a Guinness World Record when
he used his nunchucks to volley 34 table tennis balls in 1
minute. Xie Desheng, who previously used his nunchucks --
also known as nunchaku -- to break records for lighting
matches, extinguishing candles and unscrewing bottle caps,
broke his own table tennis world record in Jinan, Shandong.
Xie previously set the record at 32, and was able to advance
the record during his most recent attempt to 34. Xie, who
teaches nunchuck classes in Shanghai, has won numerous
awards at martial arts events across the globe.
*--- That's a mouthful ---*
Two kayakers escaped uninjured when they briefly ended up
in the mouth of a humpback whale that surfaced beneath
them. Julie McSorley and Liz Cottriel said they were
kayaking and whale watching off the coast of Avila Beach
when the whale surfaced from underneath their boat. A
video recorded by a witness shows the women and the kayak
in the whale's mouth before they all disappeared under
the surface of the water. "I saw the big pool of fish,
the big bait ball come up out of the water," McSorley
said. "I saw the whale come up. I thought, 'Oh, no! It's
too close.'" "All of a sudden, I lifted up, and I was in
the water," she said. The pair said they ended up capsized
in the water as the whale left them behind. The video
makes it appear as though the women are being swallowed
by the whale, but they are considerably larger than the
animal's usual diet of krill and small fishes.
---
...Yes, I found the video just for you! :)
Kayakers swallowed by a humpback whale in Avila beach - California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aooE03uZSrw
*--- Dad builds pirate ship in front yard ---*
A New York state father took what has become a family
tradition to a new level when he built a 50-foot-long
pirate ship in his front yard for Halloween. Tony DeMatteo
said one of his three children initially requested a
Pirates of the Caribbean themed Halloween a few years ago,
leading him to build a small pirate ship in front of the
house in Churchville. DeMatteo said he has since been
building ships every year for Halloween, and this year's
is the biggest yet at 50 feet long and 20 feet tall. "I'm
a big fan of Halloween," DeMatteo said. "It's been growing
bigger and bigger each year. I always try to outdo myself."
DeMatteo said this year's ship cost about $3,000 to build
and took about a week to assemble. It features a skeleton
hanging from the bowsprit, six light-up cannons, a fog
machine and fire blasters. "I have no background in this,
I just do it for fun for my kids, and that's what makes it
so great," DeMatteo said.
---
...Oh Yes, I found fun videos of it for you here...
One at day time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiEyRVYRbE4
And one spooky one at night...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ul0qs4sy_A&feature=emb_logo
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>Are You Stupid?
A teacher stood up in the middle of class and said, "We're
starting a new unit in math, and if you're stupid, please
stand up."
No one stands up except for a little boy.
"Are you stupid?" asks the teacher.
"No," said the little boy "but I feel sorry for you because
you're standing up."
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>The Taste of Money
My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a
nickle. He was rushed to the hospital.
The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and
he replied, "No change yet".
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>I Believe I Can Fly
When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying
higher, faster, farther. Risking my life for the science of
aviation. But when I grew up I found out I wasn't qualified
because of my poor eyesight.
Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same
thrills. I'm always pushing the envelope!
-<>-
>Traffic Camera
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and
saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he
was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even
slower, he passed by the camera. Again, he saw it flash. He
couldn't believe it! So he turned and, going a snail's pace, he
passed the camera. AGAIN, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it
must have a fault, and home he went.
Four weeks later he received 3 traffic fines in the mail, all for
not wearing a seatbelt.
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Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: Who makes suits and eats spinach?
A: Popeye the Tailorman!
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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he has any luggage. The Photon replies, "No, I'm traveling
light."
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A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into
a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room
might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and
went immediately to eat.
After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and
realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went
back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is
Henry Davis, can you please tell me what room I am in?"
"Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby."
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've
never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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Remember; Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll
get it wrong
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it
will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never
yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your
stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your
money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it
free... you either married it or gave birth to it.
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[This is an old, old one, but still one of my favorites...]
A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will
be the first in their family to go to college. So he and
the wife save every penny for years and when the big day
comes for junior to leave for school, the old man is the
proudest he's ever been.
After the first semester junior comes home for Christmas
break and the old man sits him down for a talk. "Well, boy,
you been at school for three months now, I want you to tell
me some of that fancy book learnin'."
So junior says, "My favorite class is math, pa. Just last
week we learned a new formula... Pi r squared."
At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks
his forehead, "Dog gone-it! I spent all that money on
schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared? Why
everybody knows pie are round... CORNBREAD are squared!"
-<>-
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and
after eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last week we
went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I
would recommend it.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What
is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'That's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards
the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that
restaurant we went to last night?'
-<>-
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the
earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons."
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks,
"Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first spaceman says, "I don't think so. They have them
aimed at themselves."
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>THE MODERN TOOLBOX:
Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict
pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict
pain on oneself.
Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you
call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage
you did while trying to change out a light socket with your
handy screwdriver.
Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when
the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the
vodka.
Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary
few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind
the new wall it took you two weeks to install.
Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and
dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn
on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels.
Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes
off when you point it at yourself.
Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard
with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you
to cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so
that you need to use a flashlight anyway.
Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of
electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool.
Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911.
Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principal
to harnessing the power of your mother-in-laws nagging
complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old
paint off the side of the house.
Chainsaw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that
you accidentally built completely around yourself.
Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique
the job you're doing or offer advice.
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>Smart Grandpa: (from Rubin)
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen's house, and
grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained, "I came upon
this elderly gentleman who said that he was lost in the park
and couldn't find his way home. He did, however, know the
address, and so here we are. Do you know this gentleman?"
"Of course, officer! It's my Morris!" said grandma Cohen.
Turning to grandpa, she said, "Morris! You've been going to that
park for over 30 years! How could you possibly get lost?"
Leaning close, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa
whispered, "Shh, I wasn't lost...I was just too tired to walk
home."
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A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as
he sits, the bartender comes over, and asks for his order. The
man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What
about you?"
"I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours
the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and ostrich come again, and the man says
"I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change.
This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter
again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to
last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man. "Same for
me," says the ostrich.
"That will be $7.20," says the bartender. Once again the man
pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse
me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the
attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared
and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had
to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the
right amount of money will always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish
for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich
as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there," says the man.
The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the
ostrich?"
The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."
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>Here are some definitions about dating from this author:
Lone Rangered: To have had a relationship end in a mysterious
and annoying way--with no good-bye, no answers, just the vague
feeling that you have no idea who that man was.
"Hey Baby" Weight: The weight you have to be at in order to
date again and to have random men on the street call out,
"Hey baby..."
Relationship Equivalency Exam: A test that would allow you to
earn credit for past dating experience so you could pick up a
new relationship where the old one left off.
Dating Horrorscopes: Dismal astrological predictions to help
manage the expectations of the newly back-on-the-market dater.
The Rant: A long, angry, and ideally humorous speech you will
inevitably receive after one too many disappointing Valentine's
Days.
Halloweenies: People who break up around Halloween because it's
the last stop before the family-filled, gift-mandated, high
pressure holidays: Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's.
Season's Gripings: The complains you might lodge after receiving
your 200th photo Christmas card featuring the family you've yet
to create.
Imposter Complex: What a relationship columnist might feel when
she is not currently in a relationship, has not been able to
maintain a relationship, does not have any prospects for a new
relationship, nor does she even have a funny term for this
predicament.
Carmunication: The language used by fathers when communicating
with their adult daughters, basically consisting of the phrase,
"How's the car?"
Relationship Reruns: A sobering stage (usually occurring around
age thirty) when you realize that the men you meet are basically
repeats of the men you've already dated.
Male Harems: An idea whose time has come; the many men you can
juggle once you genuinely STOP looking for a commitment.
Cupidity: The faulty logic that leads a well-meaning but clueless
third party to believe that two random singles are perfect for
each other.
Seventeen Dates: After a breakup, the approximate number of bad
dates you have to endure before you have a good one.
Last Call: A bachelor's final, desperate phone call warning ex-
girlfriends and unrequited loves that he's about to go off the
market, so act now!
The Visa Defense: The claim, usually invoked by men, that "I
paid, therefore I am innocent."
Sloppy Joes: A new breed of men, spawned by technological
advances, who are so busy dating they inadvertently call or
e-mail the wrong women.
Male Friend Moratorium: The decision, made by a single woman,
that she doesn't need any more male friends; that from now on
her answer to the question "Can we just be friends?" is "No."
Snooze-Lose Syndrome: The pressure single women face due to the
miniscule amount of time a decent guy is actually available; our
lamentable inability to put a guy on hold like a sweater.
Sports Dates: A seemingly "fun" alternative to dinner and a movie,
usually involving a little healthy competition, which is not always
healthy for a new relationship.
Going Hollywood: The process of transforming from a nice
Midwestern girl-next-door into someone who has a psychic,
trainer, agent, and nutritionist on her speed dial.
Relocationships: The kind of relationship that necessitates moving
to a place where you would never consider living, but you MUST now
consider it because there's a decent single guy there (or rumors of
a decent single guy).
Dater's Remorse: That sick feeling you get after dating someone
you didn't really need and couldn't emotionally afford.
Do Not Recucsitate Romance (DNRR) Order: A directive that you are
not, under any circumstances, allowed to revive or "restart the
heart" of a past relationship.
The Frequent Crier Conundrum: Men who are too sensitive and the
women who can't love them.
Eggistential Crisis: A panic attack, common among women in their
late thirties, which is triggered by the realization that your
desire to have children and your desire not to settle might be
mutually exclusive.
Man-Me-Downs: Men who are passed on from one woman to another
after a failed attempt at romance, and the mayhem that inevitably
ensures.
Premature "We"jaculation: A common dating dysfunction occurring
when one member of a couple starts using the "we" before the
other is ready.
(and the one Shara likes best)
Retrodating: Reconnecting with one of the first boys you ever
kissed in order to get back in touch with your own dating
innocence and joy.
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