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If Phil, the brown haired critter Comes out into the light And quickly sees his shadow He’ll bounce back out of sight. He’ll slip into his burrow For spring is far away Six more weeks of winter The price that we will pay. But should the day be cloudy Ole Phil will wander out With spring around the corner He’ll spread the news about. Tis fun to follow legend It brightens up our day To think the bliss of springtime Is not that far away. ~ Marilyn Ferguson ©2004 ~ --- ...Groundhogs are so cute! Thank You Karen! It was a beautiful sunny day here in Ohio. Guess what THAT meant to a little furry rodent coming up to check out the snow covered world from his warm and cozy little den? Yep. You guessed it! He saw his little shadow and licity split, he was back in his warm snug bed for another 6 weeks of winter! Argh! -<>- >-->Hot Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This super scorching hot new page is from our friends Linda And PatDeE! 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THANK YOU! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: And You Wonder Why It Didn't Last She married him because he was such a "strong man." She divorced him because he was such a "dominating male." He married her because she was so "fragile and petite." .=""""=, He divorced her because she was so "weak and helpless." ><><><><>< /> `\ ) She married him because "he knows how to provide a /_ )) ) good living." } |_/` She divorced him because "all he thinks about is `""\ \ business." jgs /`~~~~`\ He married her because "she reminds me of my mother." He divorced her because "she's getting more like her mother every day." _|/ ." ". She married him because he was __ /(o)-(o)\ "happy and romantic." /_)|| / | She divorced him because he was |_)|| '- | "shiftless and fun-loving." \_)|| '.___.' / |\/|_ | / \ \_/ / _| '/ He married her because she was |--\ '.___.' \ ) / "steady and sensible." \ \_/\__/\__ |==| He divorced her because she was \ \ /\ /\ `\ | | "boring and dull." \ \\// \| | `\ /\ | / | She married him because he was jgs ; || |\____/ "the life of the party." | || | She divorced him because "he never wants to come home from a party." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ February 2 is Ground Hog Day February 3 isThe Day the Music Died - Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in 1959. February 4 is Create a Vacuum Day and Thank a Mailman Day February 5 is National Weatherman's Day February 6 is Lame Duck Day February 7 is Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast Day February 8 is Boy Scout Day - celebrates the birthday of scouting February 8 is Kite Flying Day - in the middle of winter!?! ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: .-""-._ / ___/ \ _&_ _.--""|/ `\| // \\ .' ( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ / | _ | \ // / \ \\ | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. | / `; /# \ | / / _|_.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () >Consultant I was on the computer in my home office when my eight-year-old son asked what I did for a living. "I'm a consultant," I said. "What's a consultant?" "It's someone who watches people work and then tells them how they could do it better." "We have people like that in my class," he said, "but we call them pests." -<>- >Drive-Thru Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've just had novocaine." "You should have used the drive-through," she said. "Why?" "Everyone who goes through, sounds like that," she explained. -<>- >Pain Location The patient who came to my radiology office for abdominal X-rays was already heavily sedated. But I still had to ask her a lot of questions, the last one being, "Ma'am, where is your pain right now?" Through her medicated fog, she answered, "He's at work." -<>- >Permission One night about 10 pm, I answered the phone and heard, "Dad, we want to stay out until midnight. We met a couple guys. Is that okay?" "Sure," I answered, "as long as you called." When I hung up, my wife asked who was on the phone. "One of the girls," I replied. "I gave them permission to stay out until midnight." "Not our girls," she said. "They're both downstairs in the basement." -<>- >Recovering I was recovering from knee surgery and also the extraction of impacted wisdom teeth. I was lying on the couch with an ice bag on my leg and hot-water bottles against both cheeks. From the kitchen I heard my wife cry out in pain. Through a mouth stuffed with gauze I asked her what had happened. "You know," she replied, "there's nothing worse than a paper cut." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) ,%%%%%%%%,_ ,%%%%%%%%%%%}}%%, %/_ _%%%%%%~%%% /_o|^|o_\=?%% %%% ( /_ @% %%%% \'====' /%' '%%%% /'-----'\ "% .-\ /|\ /``'. ` / ^o| `" \ / / o| .|||. \ | \ o| |===|\ \ < <\ o| |~~~||\ > `\ \\o| '---'// / \o_\\|_____//_o/` / ///\/\/\\\ \ ( /|/\\/\/\\|\_) >SMILES A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping." ------------- There was a man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch the guy do this day after day. So, the doctor finally decided to see what this man was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. So he turned the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything!" The mental patient replied, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!" ------------ Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?" "Naturally," she answered, "I take a book." ------- Every day when he went to the stable to ride his horse, John, he would call out, "Hey there, John, old buddy, how's everything today?" before he'd bridle the horse. One day he started the usual, "Hey there, John ..." when, to his surprise, the horse interrupted, saying "For months now, you've been walking in here and saying, 'Hey there, John, old buddy, how's everything today?' I want you to know I'm sick of it. You never wait for an answer, and besides, my name is Randy!" With that, the horse took off running. Shocked, the owner took off after the horse, trying to catch it. Seeing the pursuit, his dog joined the chase. After a while the man, exhausted, stopped to rest at the side of the road. He took out his handkerchief and wiped his face as his dog, who had continued the chase, came back, also now breathless, and sat down beside him. The man wondered aloud, "I've never heard a horse talk before!" "Me neither!" said the dog. ------------ A gorgeous young redhead went into a doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" the doctor said. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her hip and screamed. Then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." ------- A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once." ------- A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I just don't know, son. No male has ever lived that long." ------- A guy got on a bus one day and sat down in an aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart. Well very embarrassed, he tried to strike up a conversation with the lady and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper?" The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves. ------- _____ _._ | | .' '. | N O | / //\\\ \ |_____| ( ( -\- ) ) | '-\_=_/-' /) .-'\ /'-. (|/ / '-' \ / / | \__ __/_/\/ /| | |\ / \ / \ \ \ '-' `\/\ ; |/|\ | | | | | | | |_______| | | | \ | / jgs /=|=\ (_/T\_) No Parent left behind Real notes written by parents in the Memphis School District. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday.. She had the sh@ts. (BEST ONE) 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear. 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday. 17.. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral. 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. 19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. 23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids. --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA -<>- [Politics] I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (a man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your bottom in the winter and directed cool air there in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama Democratic truck, the seats would blow smoke up yours year-round. I had to walk back to the dealership. Darn guy had no sense of humor! --- ...Oh My! LOL! -<>- >Brilliance in Three Parts. . . Part I ....... A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men. B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats. I love it when a plan comes together! **************************** Part II: 10 Poorest Cities in America and how did it happen? City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level 1. Detroit , MI 32.5% 2. Buffalo , NY 29.9% 3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8% 4. Cleveland , OH 27.0% 5. Miami , FL 26.9% 6. St. Louis , MO 26.8% 7. El Paso , TX 26.4% 8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2% 9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1% 10. Newark , NJ 24.2% What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common? Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since 1961 Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954 Cincinnati, OH - (3rd) since 1984 Cleveland, OH - (4th) since 1989 Miami, FL - (5th) has never had a Republican mayor St. Louis , MO - (6th) since 1949 El Paso, TX - (7th) has never had a Republican mayor Milwaukee, WI - (8th) since 1908 Philadelphia, PA - (9th) since 1952 Newark, NJ - (10th) since 1907 Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats .. yet they are still POOR. **************************** Part III: "You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence. You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves." ~ Abraham Lincoln **************************** "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him had better take a closer look at the American Indian." ~ Henry Ford --- ...Thanks LouiseA! Not sure if all these are true facts - but most interesting! ======================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) _....._ ." ", / ___/_ \ | /- -\ | \ \ ^\^ / / '.%\_=_/%.' _<\)_(/>_ / | | \ / / \_|_/ \ \ || ` || | \___,___/ | >hyllis Diller quotes Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. -Phyllis Diller Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -Phyllis Diller Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -Phyllis Diller The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. -Phyllis Diller Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. -Phyllis Diller A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. -Phyllis Diller I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. -Phyllis Diller Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. -Phyllis Diller Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, it's a sure sign a bank has just been robbed. -Phyllis Diller We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them how to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. -Phyllis Diller Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. -Phyllis Diller What I don't like about office Christmas parties . . . is looking for a job the next day. -Phyllis Diller The only time I ever enjoyed ironing . . . was the day I accidentally poured gin in the steam iron. -Phyllis Diller My photographs don't do me justice - they look just like me. -Phyllis Diller I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -Phyllis Diller Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle: "Keep Away From Children". -Phyllis Diller I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' -Phyllis Diller The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down . . . is so you can't see him laughing. -Phyllis Diller You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. -Phyllis Diller --- ...LOL! She's such a cut up! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >How many zeros in a billion? (answer: 9) This is actually true and not funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. --- ...Wow! Thanks Geniann! And our Wonderful Pres. Obama is talking a 4 TRILLION Dollar budget! Check out what that looks like here: http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html And Remember these images are of $100 bills! We'd see 100 times the volume if by just $1 bills! Outrageous! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: [Politics] >From John McCain: Barack Obama has run our nation and our military into the ground. His policies have spread the perception of American weakness and fostered a disrespect for our nation and our Armed Forces. As the new Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, I am determined to place our nation on a stronger and more secure path. That's why when Code Pink protesters physically threatened 91-year-old former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger in our committee hearing I fought back, telling them, "Get out of here, you low-life scum!" Only unpatriotic individuals would disrespect a great American public servant in this manner - and I called them out. I will not stand for cowards and bullies who disrespect American Heroes. I will not stand for our nation's military to be further eroded and our foreign policy to be one of "leading from behind." If you agree will you add your name to my "I respect America" pledge to show these liberal hecklers that the American people don't accept their despicable tactics? Visit here to sign http://tinyurl.com/kxs9af4 I'm hoping to gather 1 million pledges to show Code Pink that their antics won't stand. --- ...I signed. I love pink - but not them! -<>- >From BizarreNews: In 1957 the Russians shot a dog named Laika into space, and ever since then rocket scientists and rednecks with engineering degrees have been trying to send more and more bizarre objects into the upper stratosphere. Next month a group of Michigan rocket enthusiasts is preparing to continue this grand tradition with a modified porta-potty. The group, dubbed "The Throne Thrusters," plans to launch the portable restroom thousands of feet into the air near Three Oaks. The group is mainly composed of members of Michigan Rocketry, a local high-power rocketry club that frequently launches rockets, according to Larry Kingman of The Throne Thrusters. The project has been in the works for about two-and-a-half years. The group came up with the idea at a meeting, after one member pondered the possibility of launching a porta-potty with the right engine power, Kingman said. "Dave McVeigh, the owner of a local retail hobby store, pointed towards the old decrepit porta-potty bathroom sitting nearby in the field and said, 'I'll provide the rocket motors if anyone wants to make a rocket out of that.' In the bat of an eye, everyone present had their hand up in the air saying, 'Count me in!'" the group's press release reads. A company donated a decommissioned porta-potty to the group for the experiment. Members of The Throne Thrusters have equipped it with cameras, parachutes, seven motors and measuring equipment. The group is aiming to increase awareness of rocketry as a hobby, as well as prove that it's possible to turn a porta- potty into a rocket and launch it successfully. *-- Ohio group 'clowning around for Christ' --* BOARDMAN, Ohio (UPI) - An Ohio group called Clowns for Christ is working to spread the Christian message with help of puppets and balloon animals. Judy Zyvith said she has been "clowning around for Christ" for about 17 years with three different churches, most recently with Clowns for Christ, a ministry of Boardman United Methodist Church. Zyvith, who serves as the group's coordinator, told the Youngstown Vindicator she was inspired to don her "Flowers" clown persona by a clown ministry from Westminster College in Pennsylvania that visited her church while she was in college. The clowns use puppets, balloon animals and other props to illustrate biblical stories and prayers. However, Zyvith said they perform without makeup when ministering to kids. "We've found many children are afraid or intimidated by the makeup," Zyvith said. The Rev. Pamela Buzalka said the clowns "add visual arts, which makes the story come alive for children." *-- Restaurant served booze to kids ages 2-8 --* COLORADO SPRINGS (UPI) - A Colorado family said several children ages 2-8 were mistakenly served the alcoholic versions of drinks at a Joe's Crab Shack location. The Montoya family said they went to the Colorado Springs restaurant with visiting relatives and six children, ages 2-8, ordered the alcohol-free "Shark Nibble" mixed drinks from the menu. Family members said a waitress came to their table about 30 minutes after the drinks were delivered to inform the family they had mistakenly received alcoholic "Shark Bite" drinks. One of the children, a 2-year-old girl, had already finished her drink, which contained Bacardi Limon rum, Skyy vodka, blue Curacao and grenadine. The family said the children were examined by Colorado Springs paramedics before being sent home. Joe's Crab Shack's corporate office released a statement in response to the incident. "Joe's Crab Shack is aware of this incident at the Colorado Springs Location, and we are investigating this matter internally. We do not condone underage service of any kind. Our guests can rest assured that our processes are continuously examined so that incidents like this are avoided." Colorado Springs Police said the incident is under investigation by the department's liquor team. *-- UPS driver threw packages, urinated on house --* HOUSTON (UPI) - UPS officials said they have fired a seasonal driver recorded by Houston security cameras throwing packages over a fence and urinating on the home. Ben Lucas said he checked his surveillance cameras after arriving home Jan. 8 to find his packages -- .22 caliber ammunition, chemicals and a machine for cleaning gun parts -- were on the inside of his locked fence and appeared to have been damaged. Lucas said the video, which he later posted to YouTube, showed the UPS driver throw the packages over the locked fence before unzipping the fly of his pants and urinating on his home. "So basically I paid someone to come to my house and pee on it," Lucas told KPRC-TV. Lucas said he posted the video to UPS' Facebook page when officials seemed unwilling to watch it or give him an apology. He said the move led to a phone call from a UPS supervisor. "She was apologetic and wants to send me a 'we're sorry' gift," he told KHOU-TV. "That's what I kind of wanted. I just wanted someone to say, 'yeah he shouldn't have done that we'll try to make sure that doesn't happen again,'" Lucas said. UPS issued a statement saying the driver, a seasonal employee, was fired. "UPS was dismayed by actions that violated decency and delivery care. The local management team did take action to terminate the individual who was a seasonal delivery helper. However, they were wrong if they did not clarify this resolution with Mr. Lucas at the time. UPS sincerely apologizes to our customer. No behavior like this is acceptable." *-- Comcast offers apology for changing customer's name to profanity --* A couple from Spokane, Washington discovered that after a dispute with Comcast their billing account had been renamed with profanity. After Ricardo and Lisa Brown argued over their bill with a customer service representative from Comcast things went from bad to worse. On their next monthly bill Ricardo Brown's name had been changed to "A**hole Brown." When the Brown's attempted to have the profanity removed and Ricardo's name restored they were met with opposition. The Brown's then contacted a consumer advocacy writer, Christopher Elliott, and the incident was reported. "You know employees talk about customers behind their back and say things like this," Elliott told CBS News. "But I've never seen anyone put something like this in writing. This falls into the category of 'What were they thinking?'" Elliot then contacted Steve Kipp, Comcast's vice president of communications in Washington, who said, "We have spoken with our customer and apologized for this completely unacceptable and inappropriate name change," he said. "We have zero tolerance for this type of disrespectful behavior and are conducting a thorough investigation to determine what happened. We are working with our customer to make this right and will take appropriate steps to prevent this from happening again." "I'm a bit stunned by this" said Elliott. "Comcast is a big company. They can't control all their employees. But you'd think this is part of the basic training they give to their employees -- don't call your customers a-holes." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) sSSSSSSs SSS'\\\\SS SSS` - -'SS SS(, a \a S SSSSS -' |S 'SSS\ '= /S/| 'S|`-. __.' / | .-'| `-.__.' .-\ / /-. | | { _/ \_ } | | `| | | | | '. | | .' jgs '-.| |.' `"` >This is fun... *Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: To my "selected" strange-minded friends: THAT IS YOU, MY FRIEND! If you can read the following paragraph below, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line. Only very good minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting! 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F U C4N R34D 7H15. * *If you can read this, you have a strange mind, too. Only 55 people out of 100 can.* I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it* FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ --- ...Thanks PatDeE! Here's an analyst on it... http://tinyurl.com/m3d4qkk And While we are on the subject, here is another good read: Brain Myths http://tinyurl.com/6t3to8d ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _.. ( _,\ ` \\ \\ \\ __ \\ .' `\\ / ' \\ |_/`\____,\\_ ( - - \\\) \ > /( \ ;. _=_.' / /\ / \/ / \) | '-._.' / ;._ \ .' jgs| `'--'`| I arrived home to find the place ransacked. Fortunately, my niece and her husband, PJ, were with me. Grabbing a golf club out of the trunk, PJ searched the house to make sure the robber was gone. Then he looked at the club a three iron. "I should have taken the wedge," he said. "Why?" I asked. "Lately I've been having trouble hitting anything with my three." -<>- A man went into the pet shop, "I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder," he said. "I don't have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places, poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot. Just as realistic and easily controlled." "I'm not sure a stuffed parrot would be okay," said the customer. "I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible." "I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine," said the pet shop owner. "I have one at home. I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it." "Sorry," said the customer, "I can't make it on Thursday. That's the day I'm having my leg cut off." -<>- Freelance newspaper writers don't get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines. So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at the bank, and I was depositing a stack of checks. "Wow," said the teller, reading off the names of publishers from the tops of the checks. "You must deliver a lot of papers." -<>- Woman: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit, and Trix were only supposed to be for kids." Man: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person." [A period of silence -- the woman looks down at her food.] Man: "What's wrong?" Woman: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong." -<>- My father and I belong to the religion of Sikhism. We both wear the traditional turban and often encounter strange comments and questions. Once, in a restaurant, a child stared with amazement at my father. She finally got the courage to ask, "Are you a genie?" Her mother, caught off guard, turned red in the face and apologized for the remark. But my dad took no offense and decided to humor the child. He replied, "Why, yes I am. I can grant you three wishes." The child's mother blurted out, "Really?" -<>- English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors and posted them on their web site: "He swept the rug under the carpet." "She's burning the midnight oil at both ends." "It was so cold last night I had to throw another blanket on the fire." "It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard." "She's robbing Peter to pay the piper." "He's up a tree without a paddle." "Beware my friend...you are skating on hot water." "Keep your ear to the grindstone." "Sometimes you've gotta stick your neck out on a limb." "Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter." ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: >Just Think About This ___ .' `'. / _ | #__/ \--/ \ (, \'/ \\'/ .----. | -' | /| '--. \ '= / || ]| `-. /`-.__.' || ]| ::| .-'`-.__ \__ || ]| ::| / `` `. || ]| ::| _ | \ \ \ \| ]| .-' / \| \ | \ L.__ .--'( | |\ `. | \ ,---|_ \---------, | | '. './\ \/ .--._|=- |_ /| | \ '. '.'. /`\/ .-' '. / | | | `'. `;-:-;`)| |-./ | | /_ `'--./_ ` )/'-------------')/) | \ | `""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( | | | / `---` `===' / ) | / \ / / ( | | '------. |'--------------------'| ) | \ `-| | / | `--...,______| | ( | | | | | ) ,| | | | | ( /|| | | | | )/ `" / \ | | (/ jgs .' /I\ '.| | /) .-'_.'/ \'. | | / ``` `"""` `| .-------------------.|| `"` `"` If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? (SAME GOES FOR THE POST OFFICE!) ========================= The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends for which we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. ~~~~Author: Martin Luther King Jr. ========================= "The best minds are not in government. If they were, business would hire them away." - Ronald Reagan ========================= The two things no one really appreciates until they are gone are your job and your health. ~~~~~Lawrence Brotherton ========================= I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate. --Elbert Hubbard ========================= A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon. ~~~~Nathaniel Hawthorne ========================= A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. -- Unknown ========================= There are two ways of exerting one's strength; one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. -- Booker T. Washington, -<>- >How the company views its employees.... His vs Hers (He vs She) The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain. HE is talking with his co-workers. He must be discussing the latest deal. SHE is talking with her co-workers. She must be gossiping. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting. SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers. SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up. SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair. The boss criticized HIM. He'll improve his performance. The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry? SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry? HE's getting married. He'll get more settled. SHE's getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave. HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise. SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career. SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say? HE's leaving for a better job. He knows how to recognize a good opportunity. SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable. -<>- THE Honest Lawyer... Oh Yeah??? When Mr Midas was dying, he devised a plan to take some of his fortune with him. He called the three people he trusted the most - his priest, his doctor, and his personal attorney. He gave them each an envelope with $1 million in cash, and asked them to place the money in his coffin so that he could take it with him. All three agreed to do so. At the funeral, each in turn approached the coffin, and placed their envelope inside. On leaving the cemetery, the priest told the others, "I must confess to you both that I only placed $700,000 in the coffin. My church is in desperate need of repairs, so I took the rest of the money to accomplish this worthy project." The doctor then said, "I must also confess; I took $500,000 to purchase new medical equipment, which my hospital badly needs to save people's lives. I am sure that Mr Midas would have approved, if he had really thought about it". The attorney looked at them both sternly, and said, "You both should be ashamed of yourselves. I followed Mr Midas' instructions to the letter. When I put the envelope into the coffin, it contained my personal cheque for the full $1 million -<>- _ _ _ /|| . . ||\ _ ( } \||D ' ' ' C||/ { % | /\__,=_[_] ' . . ' [_]_=,__/\ | |_\_ |----| |----| _/_| | |/ | | | | \| | jgs | /_ | | | | _\ | >Learning Vocabulary A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean." With that the father went to the telephone an dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?" The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?" "See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch...." The father dialed the number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father. "Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got a lot of nerve calling again!" The receiver slammed down hard. The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means." He dialed the same number, and when a violent voice roared, "Hello!" the father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?" -<>- >It's Business As Usual For Some! A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one." The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long. -<>- >Andy Says ... Sorry, But Just Another Blonde Joke! A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror. -<>- >There Is Power In Quoting Biblical Scriptures An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious services when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the middle of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (A Scripture verse saying "turn from your sin") The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a Scripture at you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "I thought she said she had an AXE and two 38s!" -<>- >Going TDY ??? or On A Business Trip? What Not To Do Just before our first long deployment, two Navy buddies and I were talking about the stress of leaving our families. A senior officer, a veteran of many deployments, overheard our conversation and offered the following advice: "You must be sensitive to your wives' emotional needs," he said. "Never, ever, whistle while you pack!" -<>- .------, =\ \ .---. =\ \ | C~ \ =\ \ | `----------'------'----------, .' LI.-.LI LI LI LI LI LI LI.-.LI`-. \ _/.____|_|______.------,______|_|_____) / / =/ / =/ / =/ / jgs /_____,' >I Will Fly First Class, Blonde Says (News Article) A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the pit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the pit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York." -<>- >One Of the 10 Commandments Is For Brothers A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment "...to Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not *kill*!" -<>- >These are some actual signs as reported... - In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager. - Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques. - In a pet shop window: The more people I meet, the more I like dogs. - In front of a junk yard building: DRIVE RECKLESS! IT HELPS BUSINESS! - In front of a house: FOR SALE BUY OWNER! - Sign in front of a Beauty Shop: CUSTOMERS WANTED... NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY! - A sign above the urinal in the men's room: Our aim is to keep this place clean. Your *aim* will help. ;-) - On a travel agency: PLEASE GO AWAY - On entering the Lion Country Safari in Florida, there is a sign: TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN! -<>- __ __ _....._ _ ( ` ) ( ^ ) (O) | | .-|`"""""`|-. | | | `-| |-' | |___| | | jgs | ||||| jgs ; ; `"""` `"""""` >KID'S KITCHEN VOCABULARY TERMS APPETIZING: Anything advertised on TV. BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic Yuck' before a food is even tasted. Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. COOKIE (LAST ONE): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling. CRUST: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of China, India, Africa, or Europe. DESSERTS: The reason for eating a meal. FLOOR: Place for all food not found on lap or chair. FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers. FRIED FOODS: Gourmet Cooking. KITCHEN: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks. THIRSTY: How your child feels after you've said your final good night.' SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray. REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and efficient room air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery. NAPKIN: Any warm cloth object, such as shirt or pants. 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It's not surprising that yoga fans are upset with this article. After all, it's easy for them to get bent out of shape." -Craig Ferguson "A man named Peter Robbins, a 56-year-old guy, was the voice of Charlie Brown on TV. He was arrested for stalking. Apparently, Charlie Brown did not have the money to post bail. You know why? He's working for peanuts." -Jay Leno "New York City is always striving to improve the quality of life here. Now they're taking down all of the street signs on poles in the city because of clutter. Radioactive steam - not a problem. City buses disappearing into potholes - not a problem. Meat vendors selling squirrel - not a problem." -Dave Letterman "The Sundance Film Festival begins today. The jury is choosing among 87 different films. I don't know if I could be a judge. Watching five movies a day sounds exhausting. 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