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>-->In The 'Shangy' News:
I've been working more on the Bible Pages. Over the weekend
I got another 6 of them done. Here are a couple you may
not have seen before:
BibleStudy: Body-Soul-Spirit
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/bodysoulspirit.html
BibleStudy: Dwelling On The Past
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/dwellingonthepast.html
-<>-
Thanks to Steve Sharing with us these great sayings, we have
a new picture page available - Hot Off The 'Shangy' Press...
I Believe In You
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ibelieveinyou.html
... Thanks Steve! A Pretty Sweet one! ...
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On the first day of Halloween
my mailman brought to me -- a vulture in a dead tree
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On the second day of Halloween
my mailman brought to me -- two demented demons
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On the third day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- three black cats
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On the fourth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- four giggling ghosts
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On the fifth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- five wriggling worms
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On the sixth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- six owls a-hooting
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On the seventh day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- seven skulls a-smoking
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On the eighth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- eight bats a-flying
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On the ninth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- nine pumpkins smiling
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On the tenth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- ten witches haunting
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On the eleventh day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- eleven reapers reaping
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On the twelfth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- twelve spiders spinning
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On the thirteenth day of Halloween,
Before this could happen..........I Moved!
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>-->ODD BUT TRUE from the FunnyBone:
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'--/// \\\--' Get a Whiff of This Fashion Trend...
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: ) ;
\ == / As Lee Soo-bum nears home after an evening
`-.__.-` out with the guys, he shimmies, shakes and
__ _(\__/)_ __ occasionally rubs his chest. Then at his
/` / \(><)/ \ `\ apartment door, the 39-year-old South
/ \ |::::| / \ Korean film company executive sniffs,
| / /::::\ \ | | smiles in satisfaction and greets his wife.
| | / |::::| \ | | Although he's been drinking with colleagues
| | \ |'::'| / | | in a smoke-filled bar, Lee doesn't reek of
| | \_/ :: \_/ | | booze and cigarettes.
| | |____|o | |
|_| |____|o |_| In fact, he smells downright sweet. "This
|_\ | |o /_| new suit helps keep peace at home, "Lee
/ \___| L_ |___/ \ says, referring to his fashionable beige
((((|| || ||)))) wool suit. It smells like lavender -- and
| || | the more he moves, the stronger the scent
| || | becomes.
| || |
| || | The suit is made with fabric soaked in a
| || | chemical that contains scented micro-
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__[____||____]__ when the wearer moves -- or gets bumped on
( )( ) crowded subway train.
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Three local fashion houses -- LG Fashion,
Essess Heartist and Kolon International -- began selling the scented
suits in major department and retail stores earlier this month. So
far, Essess has sold 2,500 pine-scented suits, LG 1,000 lavender
suits and Kolon 660 peppermint suits.
Source -- Associated Press
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+----------- Bizarre Church Bulletin Messages -------------+
[The following are actual messages inserted in church
bulletins.]
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church
secretary.
The ladies of the church have cast-off clothing of every
kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my pledge - now up
yours."
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 P.M. at the First Presbyter-
ian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side
entrance.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
A the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
"What is Hell"? Come early and listen to the choir
practice.
Irving Beltson and Jessie were married on October 24 in
the church. So ends a friendship that began in their
school days.
The Ladies Bible Study will be held Tuesday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B.S.
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>-->From Our Friends Patty & Doug :)
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Hi everyone; I'm canceling this years "Scary Horse Show". The response
was too small to put out the effort, so we'll hold off until next year.
Happy Halloween! Patty Hill.
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>-->From Our Friend Budha :)
Well said and well done!
Take a minute to watch this one.
A place called Viet Nam
http://www.operationmom.org/ToOurParents.html
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...Nice! Thanks Budha!
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>-->Form Our Friend Maxy's Pal :)
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The Butterfly
http://llerrah.com/thebutterfly.htm
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...Very Sweet site - Thanks Maxy's Pal!
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>-->From Our Friend Steve :)
A peace that I know is near
but cannot find.
A serenity that I long for
but is drown by fear.
A calm that I beg for
abandoned by this chaos.
-- MeShelly
-<>-
>TIPS: 5 Simple Tricks to Help You Win Any Argument
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We all get into arguments from time to time. But how do you deal with
those people who consistently want to fight and act like they are always
right? Contradicting them just feeds their desire for conflict and will
frustrate and cause strife. Here are a five alternative methods for
dealing with this type of difficult person.
1. Smile.
Deflect the anger. Ask questions designed to get the other person
to think about why he or she is upset. it’s very difficult to argue with
someone who is smiling and conversing without resistance.
2. Let them think your point of view is their own.
To do this requires some subtlety but is very powerful against
extremely stubborn people who will never admit they are wrong. The trick
is to ask questions designed to manipulate the person into arriving at
your conclusion “on their own.”
3. Admit your mistakes.
If you did something wrong or made a mistake, just be humble and
admit it. This sounds like you’re conceding defeat, but actually this
wins immediately since it takes the combative person completely off
guard. One of two things usually happens next: either the other person
will feel bad for even bringing up the issue and will suddenly be very
helpful, or they won’t know how to respond immediately which gives you
the opportunity to say something leading the conversation into a more
productive direction.
4. Shut up.
“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good
thing to do and always a clever thing to say.” ~ Will Durant
This is an especially strong technique when you know you’re right
and you suspect the other person knows it but isn’t ready to admit it.
Let the person fumble and squirm around while you just listen.
5. Do Not Attack
Whatever you do, do not attack the other person. Sure, you might
know the exact thing to say to hit ‘em where it hurts. You might be cold
and calculating with your logic and reduce the argument (and the
person’s self-esteem) to dust. Or you could follow the techniques above
and come away from the argument with an ally instead of a foe. Your
choice.
-<>-
"You will find as you look back upon your life
that the moments when you have truly lived
are the moments when you have done things
in the spirit of love."
~Henry Drummond
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>Football finally makes sense!
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Allen took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They both
had great seats right behind their team's bench on the 50-yard line.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team won it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the
quarter back!
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
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...TeeHee! Thanks Steve!
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>-->Halloween Q & A's
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Q: Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend
Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo
Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet
Q: Where do spooks water ski?
A: On Lake Erie
Q: What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office
Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up
Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs
Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards
Q: What is a ghost's favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek
Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
A: Boo-ties!
Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You look boo-tiful tonight
Q: What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
A: Boojeans
Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
A: Boonanas and Booberries
Q: What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead Ends
Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!
Q: What is a monster's favorite food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson
motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild!
Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
A: Because he likes to draw blood!
Q: When do gholes cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day
Q: What's a vampire's favorite candy?
A: A sucker
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin
Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on
Halloween?
A: Ghoul-aid!!!
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch
Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spookgetti
Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.
Q: What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie.
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria.
Q: Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he was always a goblin.
Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: "You Are My Sunshine"
Q: What type of monster really loves dance music?
A: The boogieman!
Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul
Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie.
Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He didn't have a haunting license.
Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line.
Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: A toasty ghosty.
Q: What kind of makeup do goblins wear?
A: mas-scare-a
Q: Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans
Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.
Q: Where do most werewolves live?
A: Howllywood, California
Q: Where do most goblins live?
A: North and South Scarolina
Q: What do you call a little monsters parents
A: mummy and deady
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A: sour-puss
Q: What instrument do skellitens play?
A: Trom-BONE
Q: Why did't the skelliten cross the road?
A: He had no guts
Q: Why do vampires scare people?
A: They are bored to death
Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: Every night he turns into a bat.
Q: What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It's a pain in the neck.
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes.
Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A: He has a bat temper.
Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?
A: His fang club.
Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.
Q: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A: Give him screws.
Q: What can't you give the headless horseman?
A: A headache
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.
Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broommates.
Q: What do you call a witch's garage?
A: A broom closet.
Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
A: The Vacuum cleaner's poweer is cord it too short.
Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Q: A Bloodhound What do you give a vampire with a cold?
A: Coffin Drops!
Q: Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A: They would only let him be BAT boy
Q: Why didn't Dracula get married?
A: He never met a nice Ghoul
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>-->From The Jokester:
Labrador Pup
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart
Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure
my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to
impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the
curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying
emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a
strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in park?"
-<>-
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if
she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the
job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
-<>-
In a Vacuum
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
-<>-
Still Blonde
Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a
blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked
herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide.
I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!"
She said, "I darn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways."
For some reason I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and
saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles.
I asked "Are you really trying to hang yourself?"
"Yeah, so what?"
"Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around
their necks"
"Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe."
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>-->From The MouthPiece:
>Top Ten Halloween Things That Sound Dirty but Aren't
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10. She's a goblin.
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag... Oh! your having a great night.
7. Just get on your knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a nice couple of pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it will last longer.
4. Show me your Jujubes and I'll show you my Zag Nuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff.
1. He's got candy spread out on the floor.
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In The WorldlyNews:
>From LifeScript HealthyAdvantage
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Are Halloween Frights Good for You?
You’re sitting down to a scary Halloween movie with pals, a bowl of
popcorn, and a racing heart. Your palms sweat, your body tenses, and you
simultaneously dread and look forward to the part that makes you scream.
After all, it’s part of the fun. But isn’t stress a bad thing?
Read More:
http://tinyurl.com/2twuok
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>From WebProNews: MySpace Catches a Murderer
MySpace Catches a Murderer
Mike Sachoff | Staff Writer
MySpace has played an important role in helping Oakland police
apprehend a 19-year old man accused of shooting a San Leandro
High School football player Greg "Doody" Ballard, Jr.
Oakland police had a street name of a suspect and were able to
identify Dwayne Stancill, 19 of Oakland from a picture they
found on a gang's MySpace page. Police brought the suspect to
their headquarters where detectives say he confessed.
What was most troubling to investigators was the lack of
motive for the killing.
Read More:
http://www.webpronews.com/
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>From BizarreNews:
-- 5 deer traipse into Md. swimming pool -----------
WOODSTOCK, Md. - A Maryland couple watched in amazement as
five deer wandered into their suburban Baltimore swimming
pool. Bob Olwine of Woodstock told The Baltimore Sun the
deer were the first he and his wife, Judi, have seen since
they moved into the house about two months ago. He said two
deer came into the yard as he and his wife were closing the
pool for the winter Sunday, and simply climbed down the
steps. A few minutes later, three smaller deer followed.
Baltimore County police, somewhat puzzled by the emergency
call, came equipped with a snatch pole. The pole is normal-
ly used to round up stray dogs, but police were able to get
four of the deer out of the pool. The fifth climbed up on
one of the other deer to escape. "They probably just
figured it was a small pond and they could swim across,"
said Brian Eyler, a biologist with the Maryland Department
of Natural Resources. "I've heard of deer getting stuck in
pools before, but don't know anyone who actually saw them
walk in."
-- Motel chain afflicted by nude sleepwalkers --------
LONDON - A high incidence of nude sleepwalkers prompted a
budget motel chain in Britain to train staff on addressing
the situation. During the last 12 months, Travelodge report-
ed more than 400 cases of nude sleepwalking, almost all
involving men, the Times of London reported Thursday. The
unaware guests usually wind up in at the front desk, hotel
official said, asking for a newspaper or trying to check
out. The hotel group said it believed stress, alcohol abuse
and lack of sleep were at the root for the phenomenon.
Among the ways to handle the situation is a suggestion
that towels be kept by the front desk to protect guests'
modesty.
-<>-
>From CoffeeBreak:
Study: Marriage packs on the pounds
A study finds that U.S. married couples in their late teens
and early 20s tend to gain more weight than their single
friends. In a report released Monday at the Obesity
Society's annual meeting, Penny Gordon-Larsen of the
University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill and her colleagues
said that people in that age range often put on the pounds,
with the number of people classified as obese increasing
significantly. They found that married couples' average
weight gain is 6 to 9 pounds above those of single people.
The researchers tracked 8,000 people aged 12 to 28 for
five years, including a subset of 1,200 married couples.
They suggest a number of reasons why being married
contributes to weight gain, including having less time to
exercise and weight put on by women who become pregnant.
Young people who are dating also have more incentive to
stay thin. Couples who are living together without
marriage do not tend to gain weight as much.
Couple get wedding pix after 27 years
An Ohio couple, just before their 27th anniversary, finally
got the wedding photos they could not afford when they
married. Jim Wagner, who took pictures at the wedding of
Karen and Mark Cline in 1980, found their book when he
was going through his files to clear them out, WEWS-TV in
Cleveland reported. He gave the Mansfield couple the book.
Karen Cline told the TV station that Wagner started crying
when she gave him a check for $150. That was the tab she
and her husband were unable to pay 27 years ago.
Blue lobster a rare find
The unusual blue color that would have shortened a lobster's
life in the wild may keep one alive in a Massachusetts tank.
Betty Blue was trapped off Hingham, Mass.. While she weighs
only a pound and a quarter, the blue color, caused by a
rare genetic defect, makes her one in a million, WCVB-TV
reported. John Nelson of the New Hampshire Fish and Game
Department told the Portland, Maine, Press-Herald that blue
lobsters have a genetic defect that leads to over-production
of a protein. He said that their rarity is probably a
combination of few being born and even fewer surviving very
long. "A legal-sized lobster has to survive a long time,
roughly five to seven years," said Nelson. "Normally
lobsters try and blend in with their surrounds so being
bright blue doesn't help." Eddie Figueiredo, the fisherman
who found Betty Blue, says that because of her color "she
glowed in the trap." If blue lobsters are cooked, they
turn the same bright orange as red lobsters. But normally
they do not make it to the pot. Betty Blue is now on
display at the Lobster Pound, a seafood restaurant in
Hingham.
Missing Travelocity gnome recovered
The Travelocity Roaming Gnome mascot has been found at
Northwestern University in Evanston, Ill., after being
missing since Oct. 12. The two-foot tall "spokesgnome"
figurine -- which stars in Travelocity's ad campaigns -- was
found next to an industrial refrigerator in the lower-level
kitchen of Northwestern's Transportation Center, The Daily
Northwestern reported Wednesday. "It didn't really hit
until I saw him," said Jennifer Crosby, a Transportation
Center employee. "When I saw him, I erupted in joyous
expression. I grabbed him and swung him around." Diana
Marek, the center's assistant director, offered three
theories regarding the gnome's disappearance and
reemergence. "At the time of the disappearance, someone
stashed the gnome behind the fridge to retrieve it at a
later time," she theorized. She said it is also possible
that "someone took it, but when the story hit, with all
the press and everything, they felt guilty and wanted to
return it, not wanting to be public about it." However,
she said her third theory is the most likely. "I think
the gnome did not want to return to (its home in) Texas,"
Marek said. "He wanted to stay here at Northwestern and
perhaps take a few classes or something. He probably just
got stuck in the corner while he was hiding out."
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Police in Cocoa, Fla., are cracking down on people wearing
Halloween masks in some public places after a string of
robberies committed by disguised men. Cocoa businesses
have reported 30 armed robberies perpetrated by masked men
in the past four months, WKMG-TV, Orlando, Fla., reported
Wednesday. Police said they were cracking down during the
Halloween season on people who violate a Florida statute
makes it a misdemeanor to wear a mask in public. "This
is new for us," said Cocoa police spokeswoman Barbara
Matthews. "This is something proactive we are trying. And
it may have some kinks. But for most of the law abiding
citizens, it's not going to be an issue for them." Officers
are asking local businesses to post fliers in their windows
ordering customers to remove their Halloween masks before
entering. "If they have nothing to worry about, it is
going to be a quick encounter and then we are going to be
on our way to the next call," Matthews said.
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>-->From CleanLaffs:
A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ ea. or
three for a dollar."
All day long, customers came in exclaiming "Don't be
ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants.
The tailor next door had been watching these antics and
finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the
mistake on your sign?"
"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that
sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."
-<>-
I had worked late, and my Labrador was so overjoyed to see
me arrive home that he jumped up just as I leaned down.
Our heads collided, and I sported an impressive shiner for
several weeks.
I had to repeat frequently to co-workers and friends how I
came by it, and one day on the elevator, a secretary whom
I hadn't seen for some time looked at my black eye and ex-
claimed, "My goodness, what happened to you?"
"The dog did it," I wearily replied.
A man standing next to us looked over at me and said
knowingly, "Ahh, you must own a boxer."
-<>-
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked
if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost
the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him.
The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony
and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I
can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message
at the tone."
-<>-
The old west was full of cowboys who were good cow-ordinators.
They had consider-a-bull talent, though sometimes they would
stirrup trouble. Sometimes they took hay to bed in order to
feed their night mares. One cowboy reached for his gun and
drew a blank. Eventually they would go off to a rodeo to try
and get a few bucks.
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>-->From ScreamOfTheCrop:
>WOMAN!
Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
-<>-
Q. Why is a sore muscle a "charley horse"?
A. In the 17th century, Charles II began to provide jobs
to disabled veterans. By the 18th century, these
assisted vets were being called "charleys." In the
next century people at horse races began to call
horses that pulled up lame "charley horses." Within
the next 100 years Americans were comparing a person
with sore muscles to a charley horse.
Q. Where did the phrase "long in the tooth" come from?
A. From horse trading, where the horse's relative age is
found by looking at the horse's teeth. Over the years
the horse's gums recede, exposing more and more of each
tooth -- the more you can see, the older the horse is.
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At an up-scale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red
sweater for her dog. The Salesman suggested that she bring the dog for
a proper fit. ‘I can’t do that! The sweater is going to be a surprise!’
---
A friend took her dog to the groomer for a haircut, and asked how much
it would cost. Told that it would be forty dollars, she was shocked, ‘I
pay only nine dollars for my own haircut’ she said with disdain. ‘But
you don’t bite do you?’ the groomer quickly replied.
---
With a dog, you feed him, you give him plenty of affection, you take him
for walks and he thinks ‘Wow, this guy must be a god,’ With a cat,
however, you feed him, you love him, you care for him and he thinks
‘Wow, I must be a god’
---
A dog walking down the street saw a sign in an office window, “Help
wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must
be BI –Lingual. An equal opportunity employer” The dog applied for the
post and was rebuffed. But when the dog showed the equal opportunity
sign, he was asked whether he can type. He walked over to the
typewriter and produced a flawless letter. When asked about the
computer, he walked over, wrote a program, and ran it successfully. The
employer said “I need someone BI-lingual” The dog looked up at the
Manager and said “Meow”
---
A Father advised his son, that when he grows up and has a family, you
should get a Basset Hound. “That way when you come home after a rough
day at the office, your dog will look as if he has had more problems
than you”
A large dog walks into a butcher’s shop with a purse in its mouth. The
Butcher asks the dog “Want to buy some meat?” The dog says “Woof” “What
kind? Liver, bacon, steak?” The dog says “Woof” “And how much steak 1kg,
half kilo, what?” The dog says “Woof” He raps up the meat and finds the
money in the purse. When the Dog leaves, he decides to follow, and as
he enters an apartment house, climbs to the third floor, and scratches a
door. With that the door swings open and an angry man starts shouting
at the dog. “Stop,” yells the Butcher. “He’s the most intelligent
animal I have ever seen!” “Intelligent?” counters the man, “This is the
third time this week that he has forgotten his key.”
---
We took our dog to the popular camping ground. It was raining, and we
decided to train the dog so that he passes the obedience tests. So we
started saying “Ralph Sit” “Ralph Stay” “Ralph Stand”. Next day our
neighbor came over to borrow an axe, and said “Thanks Ralph” to my
husband!
A man walked into a pet shop and asked for an unusual pet. “I know just
the thing for you” said the assistant, “A clever centipede” “What does
it do?” “Everything you tell it to” The man took the centipede home and
told it to fetch his slippers which it did. It turned on the TV, made
him a cup of tea cleaned and ironed. The man remembered that he had not
brought a newspaper, so he sent the clever centipede out for one. It
hadn’t returned an hour later. He waited another hour and still there
was no sign of the centipede. Approaching the door he spotted the
centipede on the stairs. “Where have you been?” he asked. “Nowhere,”
said the Centipede, “I am still putting on my boots.”
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Scary Pumpkin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQd0ELH7SNI
Tricks For Treats #1
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/tricksfortreats.html
Tricks For Treats #2
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/tricksfortreats2.html
Horse Costumes
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/horsecostumes.html
BibleStudy: FEAR - Feeling Kind Of Buggy!
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/fearfeelingkindofbuggy.html
BibleStudy: Haunting!
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/haunting.html
BibleStudy: Avenge Not Yourselves
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/avengenotyourselves.html
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>From The Mouth:
HAUNTED HALLOWEEN
Visit:
HAUNTED HALLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN GHOST STORIES
Visit:
HALLOWEEN GHOST STORIES
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>From LynnLynn's Links:
Haunted Lighthouses
http://www.americasbestonline.net/hauntedlighthouses.htm
The History and Customs of Halloween Via Dianne
http://wilstar.com/holidays/hallown.htm
Celtic Crafts Via Dianne
http://www.bcpl.net/~hutmanpr/crafts.html
John w/ A 1950's Happy Halloween
http://heavens-gates.com/50s/happyhalloween/
Martha w/Halloween Poetry
http://www.epicureansdelight.stocktonet.com/HalloweenPoetry.htm
Joyce Ann w/Trick or Treat
http://www.poetnmysol.com/trickortreat.html
Haunted Mansion
http://www.janscourtyard.com/
Abby's Halloween Recipes
http://www.abbys-kitchen.com/halloween-pumpkin-recipes.htm
Halloween Yard Haunter
http://www.yardhaunter.com/
Grave Addiction - Photos of Cemeteries and Haunted Places
http://www.graveaddiction.com/index.html
Halloween Thrills Via George
http://www.spookysites.com/
Friends
http://buffalosjokes.com/3332.htm
Wolfs Shadow
http://buffalosjokes.com/3301.htm
DONT YOU DARE BARK
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/3303.htm
Non Smoker Revenge
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112499.htm
Couldn't Shoot him
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22227.htm
Inconvenience Store
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22225.htm
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
It took me a long time not to judge myself
through someone else’s eyes. – Sally Field
Never let the urgent crowd out the important.
-- Kelly Catlin Walker
"We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath.
'Well, I'm bored...let's go brush our teeth.' Or, 'I've got
to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.'"
--Brad Stine
"Looking through the want ads last week, I came across a job
that required a college degree or the equivalent. Finally,
I thought, my eight years of high school are paying off."
--Buzz Nutley
"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a
comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in
an infantile fantasy land where every problem can be solved
with violence." --Bill Maher
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