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You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This flaming hot new page is from our friend Max. A definite Big Boy Toy extravagance that is sure to wow you if, like hubby Paul says, 'you like that sort of thing'. Be sure to check it and the video out for it here... %%%% %%%%-( _%%%%%_/ \ ' / _%%%%%%%% - (_) - _%%%%%%%/ \% / , \ %%%%%%%%%\\ \_ %%%%%% \ \\ ) /\_/ /(___. \ '----' ( / ) ---....____/ (_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___ / )---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_ ,' ( ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=- ,-' ) ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _ '-._ '-..___( ``-._=_-=_- =_-= ``---....__) `-._-=_-_=- )|)| `-._=-_ gnv '-'-.\_ `-. Terra Wind Amphibious RV! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rv4.html --- ...I sure do love this beauty! Thanks Max! I've got a love for RV's as we used to always go to the lake for the summer with a small camper when I was a kid. Then as a senior I got to show off RV's for a school thing where the owners said I did such a good job that they'd hire me on the spot if I wanted a sales job with them. But I got married and worked with hubby on his job as a Pepsi Distributor instead. What's not to love about a portable mini house on wheels? -<>- *~* Another Super Duper Caring And Sharing Month Last Month! _ _ (\\( \ `.\-.) _...._ _,-' `-. \ ,' `-._.---.,-' . \ \`. ,' `. \ `-...__ / . .: y `._ ``--..__ / ,'`---._/ `-._ ``--' | /_ `.._ _ ; <_ \ `--.___ `. `-._ \ \ `--< `. 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The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, "Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this?" The husband said, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows." -<>- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a card and writes on it, "I spit in this beer", and walks to the bathroom. When he comes back about 15 minutes later, there's another card next to his beer saying, "I spit in it too." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ June 4 is Applesauce Cake Day, Hug Your Cat Day, National Cheese Day and Old Maid's Day June 5 is Hot Air Balloon Day and World Environment Day June 6 is D-Day WWII, National Gardening Exercise Day and National Yo-Yo Day June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day and VCR Day June 8 is Best Friends Day, Name Your Poison Day and World Ocean Day June 9 is Donald Duck Day and National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day June 10 is Ball Point Pen Day, Herb and Spices Day and Iced Tea Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _|_ | .-'''''-. .-' '-. .-' :::::_::::: '-. ___/ ==:...:::-:::...:== \___ /_____________________________\ ':'-._________________________.-'_ ':::\ @-,`-[-][-^-][-]-`,-@ / _| |_ '::| .-------------------. ||_ @ _| ::|=|* ___ _ ___ *|=|'.| | ':| |' ))_) )) ))_) '| |::.^| _:|=|' ((`\ (( (( '|=|::::::. _| || |' _ '| |:::::::. |_ |=|'1634 _( )_ 1789'|=|':::::. | || |' ( (_ ~ _) ) '| | ':::' |^||=|* ) (_) ( *|=| '::' | '-------------------' .::::' |_____________________.::::::' .'___________________.::::::'' |_______________.::::'':::''' .'_____________.::::::''::::'' .:::'''' LGB .'::::' .:::::''':. .:::::' >Be Sure to Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die A woman had died in January, but her bank had billed her for their annual service charges for February and March on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 but was now around $60.00. A family member placed a call to the bank Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January." Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Bank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been." Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she's dead?" Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!" Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" Bank: "Excuse me?" Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you, the part about her being dead?" Bank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January." Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply." Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" Bank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given) Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given) After they get the fax: Bank: "Our system just isn't set-up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help." Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care." Bank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?" Bank: "That might help." Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69." Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?" -<>- >Photographs I don't think my letter carrier (postman) likes me. I was mailing some photographs to my cousin (yes, we used to do this in the days before digital and yes, I am a dinosaur! anyway...) and on the envelope I had printed - PHOTOGRAPHS DO NOT BEND. He folded the envelope in half and wrote on the outside, "Oh yes they do." -<>- >Contingency An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency. When the client asked what "contingency" meant, the lawyer replied, "If I don't win your lawsuit, I don't get anything. If I do win your lawsuit, you don't get anything." -<>- >New Boat Busy in the yard one afternoon, my father paused to admire our neighbor's new boat. "Sure is a beauty, Charles," Dad said. Knowing that Charles' wife was conservative when it came to spending money, my father asked, "Was it expensive?" "The boat itself wasn't so bad," Charles replied. "But the extras really hurt." "You mean things like water skis, life jackets and trailer?" my father asked. "No," our neighbor said with a sigh. "I mean the new carpet, the kitchen cabinets and the living-room furniture." -<>- >Long Happy Life A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said. ========================================================= . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| || :-" "-; || :; :; / .==. .==. \ : _.--._ ; ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" >-->Happy Hug Your Cat Day :) Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers? A. They only have one tail! Q. What kind of cats like to go bowling? A: Alley cats! Q. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? A. Because he’s always spotted. Q. Why did the cat run away from the tree? A. Because he was afraid of the bark! _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', fsc/as _.-'_./ {_.' ; / {_.-``-' {_/ Q. Where does a cat go when he loses his tail? A: A retail store! Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? A: Too many cheetahs! Q: What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? A: Claw enforcement! Q: What do you do with a Blue Burmese? A: Try and cheer her up! Q: Where did the school kittens go for the field trip? A: The mewseum! Azrael... ._ .-' `-. .-' \ ; .-'\ ; `._.' ; | | | ; : ; : ; : / / ; : , ; | .-"7| .-'" : .-' .' : .-' \ .' .' `. .' `-. ""-.-'`"" `",`-._..--"7 ; . `-.J `-, ;"`.;|,_, ; _.' | `"" `. ."""--. o \:.-. _.' ."" : ,--`; , `--/}o,' ; ; .___.' / ,--.`-. `-..7_.- /_ \ : `..__.._; .'__; `---..__.-'-.`"-, .' `--. | \_; \' `-._.-") \\ `-, `. -.`_): `. `-"""`. ;__.' ;/ ; " `-.__7" `-..._.'`7 -._;' ``"-'' `--.,__.' fsc Check these out: 6 Tips Cat themed kids party planning http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/6-tips-cat-themed-kids-party-planning 5 diy projects for cats https://tinyurl.com/myvrutg Ways Cats are Therapy for kids https://tinyurl.com/l4jjol4 ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) .---------------------------. /,--..---..---..---..---..--. `. //___||___||___||___||___||___\_| [j__ ######################## [_| \============================| .==| |"""||"""||"""||"""| |"""|| /======"---""---""---""---"=| =|| |____ []* ____ | ==|| // \\ // \\ |===|| hjw "\__/"---------------"\__/"-+---+' >SMILES While on the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop." Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was confused. "Well," she said, "go ahead." "And this is my pole," he said. My mother was completely perplexed until the young man added, "I just bought it at the hardware store." And with that, he picked up his pole and carried it off the bus. ---------- Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time." "My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud." I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party." ---------- My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. She came into the Family Room as I was watching TV. I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair." The last thing I remember saying was, "Oh, really? And what time does it go off?" ---------- One day a completely naked young lady walks into a bar. Of course, the bartender stares at her as she walks up to his bar. "What?" says the young lass. "Haven't you seen a naked lady before?" The bartender continues to stare at her. "Give me a beer," she says. "And stop staring like a fool!" The bartender fetches her a brew and then answers her original question -- "Of course I have seen naked ladies before! But I was just curious as to where you'll pull the money from to pay for this beer." ---------- A little boy came home from school and was dirty from playing outside. He asked his mother, "Who am I?" His mother played along and said, "I don't know." The little boy replied, "My teacher was right. She told me I was so filthy even my own mother wouldn't recognize me." ------- __,=,__ .~`` .` `.``~. | . . |____ `-;=============;""""` ( (. _).) \ | | \ `-.___.' / '._ _.' /`''''\ / \ | |/\/\/\/|.-. |-|/\/\/\/|;' ) (__/_______| _) #########'._) jgs |==|=|__ ,,,(______)_),,,, ,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,, ,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,, ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, NO MATTER WHAT OUR KIDS AND THE NEW GENERATION THINK ABOUT US WE ARE AWESOME !!! Our Lives are LIVING PROOF !!! >To Those of Us Born 1925 - 1955: At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno. If you don't read anything else, Please read what he said. ~~~~~~~~~ TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, and 50's First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank While they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs Covered with bright colored Lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, And, when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps, Not helmets, on our heads. As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.. Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And we weren't overweight. WHY? Because we were always outside playing...that's why! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day ... And, we were OKAY. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride them down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to Solve the problem. We did not have Play Stations, Nintendos and X-boxes. There were No video games, No 150 channels on cable, No video movies Or DVDs, No surround-sound or CDs, No cell phones, No personal computers, No Internet and No chat rooms. WE HAD FRIENDS And we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, Broke bones and Teeth, and there were No lawsuits From those accidents. We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to report abuse. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just Walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of ... They actually sided with the law! These generations have Produced some of the best risk-takers, Problem solvers, and Inventors ever. The past 60 to 85 years Have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, Failure, success and responsibility, and we learned How to deal with it all. If YOU are One of those born Between 1925-1955, CONGRATULATIONS! While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it ? ~~~~~~~ The quote of the month by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" --- ...TeeHee! Super! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) __ (_ `-~~~~--. ( _- ( \ \ _)o) ( |_ `-,__ ) _ ) ) ---, ` / ,^^^^_ | \ \ | \^^\ ------``` /________\ _| |__| ~--~----~ W< >Jokes Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home, and left it there all night. -<>- Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?" Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." -<>- A wife wakes from a bad dream one night scared and crying. Her husband comforts her and asks why she’s so upset. She replies, “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Her husband soothingly replies, “That’s okay honey, it was just a dream. “The wife starts sobbing loudly, ”I know that’s why I’m crying” --- ...OH My! HaHA! Thanks Geniann! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: We Ran Out of Words to Describe How Good the Jobs Numbers Are - The New York Times https://tinyurl.com/ya8tlpd9 Secretary Betsy DeVos: Positive Schools Are Safe Schools - The Baltimore Sun https://tinyurl.com/ybo998e8 Donald Trump's Steel, Aluminum Tariffs Lift Low and Moderate Income Families - USA Today https://tinyurl.com/y99f49qb U.S. Back at No. 1 Competitiveness Ranking — Will Trump's Critics Ever Admit to Being Wrong? - Investor’s Business Daily https://tinyurl.com/ycjws4jy Trump Right To Try Signing w/adorable little boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_CQniScJSQ 250 kids join President Trump on the South Lawn To introduce his intended Council appointees, the President invited several hundred children, parents, and coaches to the White House for a field day on the South Lawn. Athletes such as Mariano Rivera, Herschel Walker, and Misty May-Treanor joined youth participants in activities ranging from flag football to volleyball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpXeJMOnqz4 Justice With Judge Jeanine 6/2/18 | Breaking Fox News | June 2, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gUUgRsZpN0 Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Latest From RightAlerts: http://rightalerts.com Latest At FoxNews: http://www.foxnews.com/ Latest From MRC News: https://tinyurl.com/ya6uruck Latest From TrueDailyNews: http://truedaily.news/category/news/ Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: Hollywood has scraped the bottom of the barrel so many times movie-goers are getting splinters in their eyes from most of the crap that comes out. So how do you generate interest in the latest turd sandwich? How about a little controversy? A sure Oscar-winning machine called "Happytime Murders" is coming out sometime way too soon. It stars Melissa McCarthy as a detective in a world where humans and Sesame Street- style puppets coexist. You can pre-order your tickets now so you won't have to wait in lines at the box office. Because basically it is a cop movie, the film's tagline is "No sesame. All street." So Sesame Workshop, the creators of Sesame Street, filed a lawsuit against the producers of the film claiming trademark infringement. And the film's creators responded to the lawsuit with an actual puppet lawyer named Fred. I'm not sure if this story is more bizarre if it's real, or if it is a publicity stunt. In a statement, Fred wrote: "STX loved the idea of working closely with Brian Henson and the Jim Henson Company to tell the untold story of the active lives of Henson puppets when they're not per- forming in front of children. 'Happytime Murders' is the happy result of that collaboration and we're incredibly pleased with the early reaction to the film and how well the trailer has been received by its intended audience. While we're disappointed that Sesame Street does not share in the fun, we are confident in our legal position. We look forward to introducing adult moviegoers to our adorably unapologetic characters this summer." -Fred, Esq., lawyer for STX Entertainment -<>- An Idaho youth football team on their way home from winning a championship game stopped in Oregon to rescue two people trapped in an overturned car. The Boise Black Knights were traveling in three vans and an RV after winning the Bay Area Spring Football League's Tournament of Champions when a car traveling in front of one of the vans overturned on southbound Interstate 95, south of Jordan Valley in Oregon. Head coach Rudy Jackson said the players and coaches quickly streamed out of their vehicles to help the couple trapped inside the vehicle. A video recorded by team member Regan Magill shows the players pulling a man out of the car before pushing on the side of the vehicle to lift it up enough for a player to rescue a woman trapped in the car. "I'm more than proud. I'm at a loss for words," Jackson told the Idaho Statesman. "They got out of the car like they were supposed to do that ... it's a great bunch of kids." Magill credited Jackson's lessons with inspiring the team to do the right thing. "He taught us to play selfless football and not selfish -- just help others out before yourself," Magill told ABC's Good Morning America. "It just felt amazing that we could do what we did because I don't want to imagine what would happen if we were not there to help," Magill said. --- ...Awesome! I found the video for you here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YEZE2jAVug *------------ That's Just Bad Luck ------------* This is the beauty of a community coming together to help one of their own; young Corbyn Jensen of Manhattan, Kansas, had been in the hospital and his family was unable to cope with the mounting medical bills. So his family and the community got together to organize a motorcycle ride to help pay the debt. Unfortunately, while Jensen was riding on the back of his stepfather's motorcycle, they were hit by a car. Both of them were hospitalized. The family is now asking people to be more aware of motorcyclists on roads. It is hoped that the NEXT fundraising event will be a little safer. Maybe a bake sale. *-------- That's Quite a Pair of Melons --------* Two melons grown in a prized region in Japan sold for a record-breaking price at a wholesale market's fruit auction. The melons, grow in Yubari, Hokkaido, sold for $29,436.80 at the Sapporo market, besting the $13,798.50 fetched by a pair of melons sold at the auction last year and the $27,597 record set in 2016. Shinya Noda, the winning bidder and president of fruit and vegetable packaging company Hokuyu Pack, said he wanted to make a large gesture to celebrate the 20th anniversary of his company. "I wanted to make a record-setting bid by all means," he told the Mainichi Shimbun. Noda said the melons will go on display until the end of the month, when they will be cut up and distributed as free samples to market customers. *----------- Girls Find Sunken Bomb -----------* A pair of young girls swimming in a Michigan lake unearthed an unusual sunken treasure -- a World War I-era practice bomb. Paige Burnett, 10, and Sage Menzies, 9, were swimming in Lobdell Lake when they found an item partially buried in the sand underwater that they were unable to bring to the surface without help from Burnett's mother. Burnett told WJRT-TV she initially thought the object looked like "a rocket from space," but her mother suspected it could be something far more dangerous. Michigan State Police's bomb squad determined the object was a Mark 2 practice bomb from around the time of World War I. It was not found to be dangerous. "This is definitely one for the books," Argentine Township police Sgt. Douglas Fulton said. "It was a pretty interesting find." The girls were allowed to keep their unusual find. *--------------- Un Bee-lievable ---------------* A Houston woman beset by recurring bee problems over the course of 40 years in her home had 70,000 to 80,000 of the insects removed from inside her walls. Maude Mack, 76, said she has had problems with bees periodically over the 40 years that she's lived in her house and has occasionally had professional help removing them, but they have always returned. Mack said the problem has become so severe in recent years that her landscaper has started refusing to mow her lawn. The American Honey Bee Protection Agency dispatched expert Walter Schumacher to the home. Schumacher and his crew used smoke to keep the bees calm before going into the walls and removing their massive hive in sections. The crew removed 70,000-80,000 bees from Mack's home. "I'm very happy and thrilled to know that I'm getting the bees out," Mack said. Schumacher said the honey collected from inside Mack's walls will be sold at local stores, with the proceeds going toward honey bee relocation efforts. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: __.-.__.-.__ .'\ '-.__.-' /'. / | ,_ | \ / | _/| \_ | \ '-._/ \.-""-./ \_.-' | ( ^ \^ ) | | \ == / | | /'--'\ | jgs | | '._ _.' `""""` >Let's Face It... Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." -<>- >My Wife Thinks She's A Chicken! A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man. "Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs." -<>- >Putting on Cold Cream Little Billy's mom was rubbing moisturizing cream on her face as Billy walked in. "Mommy, what are you doing?" he asked. "I'm putting cold cream on my face," she replied. "Why, Mommy?" Billy asked. "To make my skin look beautiful," she said. When she started wiping the cold cream off her face with a kleenex, Billy said, "Gosh, Mom, you're giving up already?" -<>- >I Can't Serve You A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the bartender. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the bartender. -<>- ."`". .-./ _=_ \.-. { (,(oYo),) }} {{ | " |} } { { \(---)/ }} {{ }'-=-'{ } } { { }._:_.{ }} {{ } -:- { } } jgs {_{ }`===`{ _} ((((\) (/)))) >Q and A Quickies Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend? A: His prime mate. Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger? A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it. Q: What do you call a sausage that has been stolen? A: A missing link. Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? A: Big Foot's been spotted several times. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _____ \/\ | . ()))))))/ ((/ \))))) ((),>(((( )\__ )) ( __\((__ / )\/\,\ /.|/ _)_) \ ( \ \ o| \|_ \| )_o| (__\ _/| /.__| _/ \__ _(_// /|\\ \ ||\.\ / \|/ \ \_____\ '-..___.' \ |/ \ | .')| ( / | /.\ | (_ \ )| ) -/ ) mrf-'_/| >As I Mature... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just aren't worth it. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away. -<>- A woman was in court charged with the attempted murder of her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "It wasn't my fault. didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife!" -<>- A dottering, old professor of logic asked his College class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from Chicago, and the Moon is 239,000 miles from Earth, how old am I?" A student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said, "Professor, you're 70." The old professor said, "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said, "It's easy, I have a brother, he's 35, and he's half nuts." -<>- My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" The produce guy looked at me and said, "No, sir, you'll have to do that yourself." -<>- ___-------___ _-~~ ~~-_ _-~ /~-_ /^\__/^\ /~ \ / \ /| O|| O| / \_______________/ \ | |___||__| / / \ \ | \ / / \ \ | (_______) /______/ \_________ \ | / / \ / \ \ \^\\ \ / \ / \ || \______________/ _-_ //\__// \ ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~ ~\ || __/ ~-----||====/~ |==================| |/~~~~~ (_(__/ ./ / \_\ \. (_(___/ -jurcy- \_____)_) A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb. About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing. Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mommy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?" -<>- "Are you all right?" my seatmate on the plane asked, after noticing tears roll down my cheeks. "I'm flying my husband's ashes home for burial," I explained, "and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together." "I know how you feel," she said. "I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last week." ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: _------Q--\ /~ ) <_____________/ / _ ))))))))) [] / ((((((((( |~~~| (____/' )))))))))) | | ))))))))))))))))) |\ | | (((((((((((((((((( / | | | /~~\----------/| // \ | _/ | |<===| ===] ||// \ \____ //' //| | \__/~~~~~~~~~~|^ _--~~~ ~~~-// // | | | / () () // ) // | | | | () _-//-~ // | | ((((((((| () (_// // | | | : | ~~---_ // | | | | \ () () ) // | | | | ~--__ __-~ // |___| | | |~//~~~~~ // // \\ / / |// // // \\ (___(___________|- // [==] [==] unknown After much careful historical research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother Please Gogh His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois Chica Gogh The cousin who wasn't allowed to leave the country: M. Barr Gogh His magician uncle Wheredid D. Gogh His Mexican cousin Ahmee Gogh The Mexican cousin's anglo half brother Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stagecoach Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco Go Gogh The bird lover uncle Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst E. 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Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one? * What is a picture of a thousand words worth? * Why does quicksand work slowly? * Can crop circles be square? * If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? * Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? * Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? * Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? * Can animals commit suicide? * Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? * What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? * If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach? * Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? * If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? * How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? * Why do they sterilize lethal injections? * Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? * Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? * If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? * Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? * If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? * Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.? * Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? * Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? 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