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A policeman was checking up about a robbery in a home. The policeman
asked the lady of the house, "This is the messiest room I ever saw.
You should have reported the robbery right away."
The woman said, "I didn't know it was a robbery. I thought my
husband had been looking for a clean shirt!"
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>Excuses For Missing Work
1. If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The
voices told me to clean all the guns today.
2. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my
Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
3. I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other
half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-
time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion).
I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the
power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while
simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times.
Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.
4. My stigmata's acting up.
5. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my
previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
6. I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we
have that deadline to meet...
7. I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.
8. Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder
and, hey, how about them Dodgers, huh? So, I won't be able to,
yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but
thank you for calling.
9. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
10. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I
shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain
false information.
11. The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave
me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.
12. The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
13. I prefer to remain an enigma.
14. My step-mother has come back as one of the Undead and we must
track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give
her eternal peace. One day should do it.
15. I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that
my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange
for helicopter transportation.
16. I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
17. I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.
18. I refuse to travel to my job until there is a commuter tax. I
insist on paying my fair share.
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
November 4 is King Tut Day and Check Your Blood Pressure Day
November 5 is Gunpowder Day, Guy Fawkes Day and U.S. General
Election Day
November 6 is Marooned without a Compass Day and Saxophone Day
November 7 is Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day and Men Make
Dinner Day
November 8 is Cook Something Bold Day and Dunce Day
November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day and USMC Day
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The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as
his wife helped him into the doctor's waiting room. A woman in the
office viewed the scene in sympathy. "Arthritis with complications?"
she asked.
The wife shook her head, "No," she explained, "Do-it-yourself with
concrete blocks."
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>Workin' Out
I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to
join a gym and work out for one full year.
The year I picked is 2045.
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>Old Friends
Amy and Judy are old friends.
They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is
upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries.
"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older my husband says I get more
beautiful every day," replies Judy.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
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>Gardening Rule
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and
not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, it is a valuable plant.
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The new computer that my sister, Jewell, and her husband bought had
a program with a spell-check function, which they decided to try.
My sister typed in her name, and the computer suggested the
correction "Jewel." "You don't know how to spell your own name," my
brother-in-law said, laughing, as he typed in his name, "Myron." No
such word, according to the computer. It suggested "Moron."
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I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip
the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like,
"You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.
But I've never forgotten to eat.
You have to be one special kind of person to forget to eat.
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Our three-year-old daughter, Lindsay, was used to attending Sunday
school in a separate classroom where the children listen to Bible
stories, sing songs, and color pictures.
After a special family service during which she joined the rest of
the family in the church sanctuary, we asked what she thought of
the grown-ups' church. She looked around the room, then
thoughtfully replied, "It's very nice--but where do you keep your
crayons?"
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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before
his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation,
don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about
that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
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Our minister announced that the cost to attend a special social
event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over
65," he said, " the price will be only $5.50."
From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do
you really think I'd give you that information for only 50 cents?"
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Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a sign by the pearly
gates: "For Service Ring Bell."
Away he goes but barely gets started when BING! The bell rings. He
rushes back to the gates, but no one's there. Peter goes back to
work when suddenly BING! The bell rings again. He rushes back to
the gates, but no one's there. A little annoyed, Peter goes back
to work. Suddenly, BING! The bell rings again. Peter goes back;
again, no one's there.
"Okay, that's it," Peter says. "I'm going to hide and watch to see
what's going on." So Peter hides, and a moment later, a little old
man walks up and rings the bell.
Peter jumps out and yells, "Aha! Are you the guy who keeps ringing
the bell?"
"Yes, that's me," the little old man says.
"Well, why do you keep ringing the bell and going away?" Peter asks.
"I can't help it, they keep resuscitating me!"
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A mess officer was bugged because too much bread was being left
over. Some of the soldiers complained that it was too hard. The
mess officer said, "If Napoleon's troops had that bread, they'd
have eaten it down to the last crumb." A young soldier said, "I
believe that, sir. But it was fresh then!"
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So that when they're on the subway train they can tell if
they're going to work or coming home.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness:
28% ( now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness:
38%
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$6,400
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander,
the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front
leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in
battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person
died of natural causes. (this is a myth)
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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You already use WD-40 to loosen bolts and stop squeaking hinges,
but did you know it could do these other amazing things around
your house?
1. Waterproof your shoes and boots. WD-40 works by displacing
water (WD stands for Water Displacement) so it can be a great
waterproofer in a pinch if it's wet or snowy out!
2. Keep squirrels away from bird feeders. Spray around your
bird feeder and enjoy watching those pesky squirrels slip
and slide right off (warning: the result is hilarious).
3. Get rid of sticky fingers. WD-40 dissolves tough sticky
and gluey materials with ease.
4. Remove floor scuff marks and oil spots. If mopping is
not doing the trick, try WD-40 to remove tough scuffs and
stains.
5. Clean the toilet. Remove lime stains from the toilet
bowl by spraying in some WD-40, then just scrub with a
toilet brush and flush.
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>Tips For Building a Proper Fire
Open the damper.
A closed damper keeps cold air from pouring down your
chimney when there is no fire in the fireplace, but it
also keeps smoke from escaping when you do have a fire.
Make sure to open the damper all the way if you want to
avoid smoke pouring into your house.
Prime the flue.
If your chimney is built on the outside of your house, the
chimney flue is probably cold. When you open the damper,
the cold air in the flue will sink and come into your warm
house. If you try to light a fire during this air sink,
you're going to end up with smoke coming into the house
instead of up the chimney. To counteract the air sink, you
need to prime the flue by warming it up. This is done by
lighting a roll of newspaper and holding it up the damper
opening for a few minutes. If you have a fireplace that
has a gas pipe to supplement your wood burning, turn on
the gas and light the pilot light without any wood in
the fireplace. Your flue will warm up in a matter of
minutes.
Choose the Right Wood
Choose dense wood such as oak. Make sure it is seasoned
for at least six months. Green woods, such as pine, are
not recommended for a wood burning fireplace since they
can produce more creosote.
Building Your Fire
After you've opened the damper, crumble balls of newspaper
and place them underneath the grate. Add some kindling at the
bottom of the grate to get it going after you ignite the newspaper.
You can lay the kindling length-wise or in a criss-cross pattern.
Kindling should be dry, thin strips of wood. Arrange the Logs by
placing two logs at either end of the grate and then stacking
two logs perpendicular to those base logs on top.
Crack a Window
Fire requires a lot of air. All of the combustion will be
drawing air from somewhere. If you are in a sealed room the
fire will naturally draw air from the direction of least
resistance, that being down the chimney which will tend to
carry smoke INTO the room. Having a window cracked will
allow greater air pressure inside the room than up the
chimney.
Make Sure To Use a Fireplace Guard
To prevent hot embers from getting out, use a metal-mesh
screen or glass fireplace doors. It's dangerous to burn wood
in your fireplace without a guard. While most fireplaces have
a stone, tile or cement apron in front of them, embers can s
hoot several feet, landing on carpeting or other inflammable
material.
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Do you have a fireplace?
If you have a fire place, chances are you have rows of dead
wood stacked up somewhere. Maybe that wood is a by-product
of necessary clearing or maybe it was harvested specifically
to be sold as firewood, but the next time you are about to
buy natural firewood for your fireplace consider an alternative.
Compressed fire logs are made from wood residue from the
primary and secondary wood processing industries. Sawdust
and wood chips that would otherwise end up in landfills
is transformed into densified logs, therefore reducing
environmental problems due to disposal.
Some compressed fire logs are made with wax, accelerants
to facilitate combustion and other chemical additives.
There are brands available that are 100 percent completely
natural, these are the ones you want to purchase.
Every ton (about one pallet) of compressed, densified
logs is equivalent to 12 mature trees that don't need
to be cut down!
Fire logs burn hotter, longer and cleaner than dried
firewood and produce less smoke and eventually less ash.
Plus, since they are kiln dried they can be stored inside
your home. No mold or bugs!
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Batteries are one of those little things that really add up.
With about 3 billion dumped each year, the lead, cadmium,
mercury, and other heavy metals in household batteries can
seriously contaminate our soil and water quality. To take
just one example, more cadmium in landfills comes from
batteries than any other source. The solution? Recycling!
Rechargeable batteries (e.g. nickel-cadmium and lithium-ion)
can get their charge rejuvenated hundreds of times, but
eventually they too wear out. Call the Rechargeable
Battery Recycling Corporation at their hotline at
1-800-8-BATTERY to find out where you can drop rechargeables
off for recycling.
Standard household (e.g. alkaline and zinc-carbon)
batteries are recyclable too, although they can be
harder to find a home for. Your local hardware store
might take them. Or check earth911.org or call
1-800-CLEANUP for a location near you. If you go through
a lot of batteries, it might be worth enlisting a company
like Battery Solutions or the Big Green Box that will
recycle them for a fee.
The bottom line is think carefully before buying new
battery-powered gadgets. Do you really need them?
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October Job Creation Comes in at 128,000, Easily Topping Estimates
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S&P500 and Nasdaq hit new records after October jobs numbers beat
expectations
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Another day, another giant step on the road to ruin. Either Nancy
Pelosi has lost her mind or she really wants to dig America’s grave.
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Overdose Deaths Drop Sharply in States Hard Hit by Opioid Crisis (1)
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White House Launches Addiction Treatment Website
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Melania Trump, Karen Pence visit elementary school students,
military agencies to discuss emergency prep
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Trump Announces Hero Dog Will Visit White House
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Westwing News: "Politicians deal in exaggeration and deception,
but sometimes you have to wonder if they even read the words that
someone puts out in their name."
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Students For Life
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>From BizarreNews:
An Ohio student said first responders were "taken aback"
when they arrived at the scene of her crash with a deer
because she covered in fake blood as part of her costume:
Carrie, the titular character from Stephen King's horror
novel.
Sidney Wolfe, 20, said she had been visiting a haunted
house in Kentucky while dressed in the fake blood-soaked
prom dress to promote Marshall University's production
of Carrie: The Musical, which is based on King's novel.
Wolfe said she hit a deer while on her way back to
Huntington. She cautioned the 911 dispatcher about her
costume when calling for assistance, but ambulance crews
who responded to the scene were "taken aback" by the
sight of her covered in fake blood.
"They kept asking over and over again if I wanted medical
assistance, and I kept saying, 'No, I'm okay,' "Wolfe
reported. "Once I got my wits to me and kind of calmed
down, I realized that I was in fact not injured, and I
was just in a really ironic situation."
She said the first responders at the scene calmed down
when she explained her situation.
"After I got the chance to explain that it was Carrie
makeup, they thought it was hilarious," she said. "They
were absolutely wonderful. They couldn't have handled it
better."
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*--- Gender Reveal Party Turns Fatal ---*
Gender reveal parties have become a thing in recent years.
This is where couples expecting a baby will invite friends
and family to a party and enact some novel way of announcing
the gender of their baby. Sometimes it is pink or blue
colored balloons, or maybe confetti, sometimes it is a layer
cake with a filling that nobody knows the color of until
the cake is cut. One couple in Iowa decided to announce the
gender of their baby by using explosives. Unfortunately,
the stunt had tragic consequences. An investigation showed
that family members put gunpowder and some colored powder
inside a homemade metal stand that had a hole drilled in
the side for a fuse. The idea was for the exploding gun-
powder to shoot a giant cloud of colored smoke out of the
top of the stand, but what they inadvertently did was build
a pipe bomb. When the device was detonated shrapnel flew up
to 100 yards in all directions. One unlucky woman who was
standing approximately 45 feet away was hit in the head and
died at the scene. The sheriff's office released a statement
reminding people that anytime gunpowder is involved there is
a high potential for serious injury or death.
*--- Have You Ever Heard Of A Holster? ---*
Police in Tennessee say 19-year-old Dallas Archer smuggled
a gun into jail after she was arrested on a charge of
driving on a suspended license. The report says a 22-caliber
mini revolver was discovered after a body cavity search.
I'll give you one guess which cavity the pistol was
discovered in. What's more, the revolver was loaded! A
computer check later revealed that the weapon--which is
four inches in length (I'm starting to like this girl) --had
been stolen from an auto burglary. The pistol's owner was
identified and told what had happened. He commented that he
would eventually like "the little fellow" returned, but
added that the weapon would require "a bath in bleach."
Which is not the proper way to clean a gun. Archer was
charged with possession of stolen property, illegal
possession of a firearm and introducing contraband into the
jail.
*--- Marijuana In Man's Nostril for 18 Years ---*
A team of Australian doctors said they removed a marijuana-
filled balloon from inside the nose of a man who inserted
the object into his nostril 18 years earlier. The doctors
at Westmead Hospital in Sydney wrote in the British Medical
Journal's Case Reports that the patient, a former prison
inmate, recalled his girlfriend had smuggled a small balloon
filled with cannabis to him during a visit to the prison
18 years ago. The man said he inserted the balloon into his
right nostril to evade detection. "Despite effectively
smuggling the package past the prison guards, [he] then
accidentally pushed the package deeper into his nostril and
mistakenly believed he had swallowed it," the doctors wrote
in the report, which was titled A nose out of joint. The
doctors said the man, now 48, had the balloon in his nose
for 18 years before years of sinus infections, nasal
obstructions and related headaches led him to seek medical
attention.
*--- Man Runs Mile While Juggling Blindfolded ---*
Here's another record I can stop trying to break. An Idaho
man set two Guinness World Records when he ran a mile in 7
minutes, 54.22 seconds while blindfolded and juggling. David
Rush, who has more than 130 Guinness titles to his name,
said Guinness told him no one had completed a blindfolded
juggling mile before, and the time to beat was set by the
record-keeping organization at 8 minutes, 35 seconds. Rush
said his support team included two runners whose footsteps
helped him stay on course and a cyclist behind him shouting
out his position on the road so he didn't veer off one side
or the other. Rush also beat his own record for furthest
distance traveled on foot while juggling blindfolded. Rush
said the mile was the "most impossible" record he has
attempted to date.
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Texas makes me think of the old slogan "Remember the Alamo."
It seems that during that battle, the guy in charge of the
whole thing put his wife, of all people, on the battle line.
She was shot by the enemy, shattered her patella, and had to
be removed from the front line.
After the fighting was over, she divorced her husband, and
sued for Alamo knee.
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>Q and A Quickies:
Q: Why are ghosts bad at lying?
A: Because you see right through them!
Q: Where do ghosts water ski?
A: On Lake Erie!
Q: What do you call a vampire with asthma?
A: Vlad the inhaler!
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A: The actors get stage fright.
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
Q: What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist?
A: His house got repossessed!
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Q: What are a ghost's favorite rides at the fair?
A: The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!
Q: Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Q: Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q: How do you start a book about ducks?
A: With an introducktion.
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A college student could not take his seminar final exam
because of a funeral.
"No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it up the
following week." That week came, and again he couldn't
take the test due to another funeral.
"You'll have to take the test early next week," the
professor insisted. "I can't keep postponing it."
"I'll take the test next week if no one dies," the
undergrad replied.
By now I the instructor was suspicious. "How can you have
so many people you know pass away in three weeks?"
"I don't know any of these people," the student exclaimed.
"But I'm the only gravedigger in town."
-<>-
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark
and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before
her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no
easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare your-
self to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death
this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined
face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at
her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know.
She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and
asked, "Will I get away with it?"
-<>-
Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for
an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of
almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. The doctor takes a
sip and says, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?"
And Dick says, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I
mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? Death. What's that...
a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get
it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home,
feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, play golf,
you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few
years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for
High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally, you
become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room
service on tap, larger quarters everyday!
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My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially,
but we kept ourselves sane by repeating, "As long as we
have each other, we don't need anything else."
But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn't
afford to repair or replace it, my wife lost it.
"That's just great!" she shouted. "Now there's no entertain-
ment in our bedroom at all!"
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>Conflicting Proverbs
Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.
Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Clothes make the man.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.
The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.
What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.
Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise
sayings.
The more, the merrier.
Two's company; three's a crowd
It's no wonder we're all confused.
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Gal 1: "Hey, you look sad, what's the trouble?"
Gal 2: "Domestic trouble."
Gal 1: "But you always bragged that your husband is a pearl!"
Gal 2: "He still is. It's the mother-of-pearl that makes all the
trouble."
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On a recent flight, an airhead passenger kept peering out the
window. Since it was totally dark, all the airhead could see was
the blinking wing-tip light and rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I think you should inform the pilot
that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
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>LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS FOR SENIORS
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic
or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.
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>A Playpen for the Kids
Donna was almost crazy from taking care of her seventeen young
daycare kids.
She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts!
They give me no rest and I'm half way to the funny farm."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,"
her friend said.
So Donna bought an extra large, industrial strength playpen a
few days later.
The next week, her friend called to ask how things were going.
"Super! I can't believe it," Donna said.
"You mean my playpen idea was a success?" asked her friend.
Donna replied, "Absolutely! I get in that pen with a good
book and a chocolate bar, and the kids don't bother me for
hours!"
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>SAMPLES OF 'WINNERS' IN BAD WRITING CONTEST
Some of the winning entries announced Tuesday in the 17th annual
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest honoring dishonorable writing:
ROMANCE: "My heart skipped a beat as the bearded walrus gently
nudged me in the small of my back with one smooth, curved tusk,
expelling a warm breath of air into my upturned face, its smell
of peanuts reminding me of that precious night on Coney Island;
the night when I became a woman . . . a woman and a convict."
- Alison Kelly, Vero Beach, Fla. (hey, this one is right down
the road from me!)
WESTERN: "It was a majestic weapon, a masterpiece of form and
function, hand-crafted by master gunsmiths, accurate to a 100
yards, its bright silver body and long barrel glistening in the
sunlight, the hand-carved ivory inlay warm against the palm,
and mom got a good dollar for it after my brother was shot in
the back." - Terry Mayer, Oshawa, Ont.
SCIENCE FICTION: "While the technician finished his work,
Elmodine Jaatrix reflected upon how badly the evening was going:
the ionizer on her Acme 2100 E-Z Klean dishwasher had burnt out,
the window-bot had developed an attitude and the Instafashion
clothing dispenser would only produce athletic supporters and
Calvin Klein IX synthawool peasant blouses, and as she stared
at the gibbous moon slowly rising in front of her, she pondered
morosely, 'If they can build cities in the rings of Saturn, why
can't they make pants for repairmen that don't droop?' " - Hwei
Oh, Australia.
HISTORICAL FICTION: "Hemlock wasn't all that bad, Socrates
decided philosophically: no after taste, a smooth finish, and
(of course) no hangover in the morning." - T. O. Carroll, San
Jose, Calif.
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A thug and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she
spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow,
I'd sure love to have that!" she said.
"No problem, baby," the thug said, throwing a brick through the
glass and grabbing the ring.
A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather
jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she
said.
"Sure thing, darling," the thug said, throwing another brick
through the window and snatching the coat.
Finally, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do
anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend.
"Jeez! C'mon, darlin'," the thug moaned. "Do you think I'm made
of bricks?!"
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>SCREAM OF THE CROP FRACTURED SONG LYRICS Column
For a pocketful of jumbo eggs and promises. Simon & Garfunkel's
The Boxer--
For a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises.
Soundgarden Rusty Cage: "I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run."
Not "I'm gonna braid a rustic Cajun rug."
Norman Greenbaum's Spirit in the Sky: "I've got a friend in Jesus.
Not "I've got a friend in cheese sauce."
***
From Mary Ellen Williams:
I always thought the words to "Ain't no woman like the one I got"
went "Ain't no woman like the one eyed Lot."
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Egyptian Museum In Cairo!-
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BiBi's Rescue!-
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Stuck Animals!-
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Maxine On Fall!-
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Nanny Animals!-
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Why Me? Moments!-
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Metropolitan Museum Of Art!-
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God's Night Lights!
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Maxine On Jesus!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/maxineonjesus.html
FALL/HALLOWEEN INDEX!
https://tinyurl.com/y4xyz2w8
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>For King Tut Day:
See the world's greatest archeological find, discovered by Howard Carter
in 1922. The tomb of King Tut along with the priceless artifacts buried
with Egypt's boy king.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwXfvfPy6fc
What Killed King Tut?
https://www.history.com/news/king-tut-death-mystery
-<>-
>King Of Rock N Roll:
For Elvis Fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oHw7CGW6ig
Elvis on Tour Recording Session and Rehearsal 1972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvWrZqB7p1A
-<>-
>King Of Pop:
The Best of Michael Jackson - The King of Pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WH8zszOu1w
Michael Jackson - They Don’t Care About Us (Brazil Version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
-<>-
>The REAl Everlasting KING of KINGS:
King of Kings (Live) - Hillsong Worship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQl4izxPeNU
Only Jesus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXIBP2BdYR8
Jesus Is King!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtNjIrmuiWI
Elvis Presley - Oh How I Love Jesus (1966)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXjcqL1n3Is
Michael Jackson Keep The Faith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-PF0whyxA
-<>-
>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
A detailed account of every second of the Apollo 11 descent and
landing.
https://youtu.be/xc1SzgGhMKc
Watch this rare, heart-pounding footage to retrace the Apollo 17
mission - the last time man landed on the moon.
https://youtu.be/xMDdaNLc8DU
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...Super! Thanks LouiseAu!
The look on this cat's face as it's watching a scary movie is
exactly why I don't watch horror movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHHZYSz3ua4
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...LOL! Too Cute! Thanks LouiseAu!
I always am amazed at shows where the person hears a noise in their
house so they immediately go and investigate - but not stealthily -
oh no - they announce to the bad guy where they are by loudly saying,
"HELLO?" - Like saying 'Here I AM - Come and GET ME!' and of course
they get got every time! I mean really. What do they expect - The
intruder to respond with, 'Oh, I am sorry. Did I scare you? I must
have broke into your house by mistake."? Crazy! This cat knows just
how I feel every single time they stupidly go looking for the source
of the noise! And worse yet, they even go walking outside in the
pitch dark dead of night leaving their door open so the bad guy can
just walk in and hide in their house! Drives me nuts! HaHa!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for
the C+ she got in a class. She said, 'I'm suing whoever's
responsible for this!' And her professor said, 'Don't you
mean WHOMEVER?'" -Jimmy Fallon
"A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car
crashers than drunk people. Then again, it's easier to see
what is coming when you're driving at 11 miles-an-hour."
-Conan O'Brien
"A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-
called 'New Yorker milkshake' which comes topped with
whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means the
next topping you'll get is a coffin lid." -Seth Meyers
"A Japanese company created a $150 noise-canceling ramen
fork to cover up slurping noises. So, if you've got 150
bucks to spend on a fork - why are you eating ramen?"
-Jimmy Fallon
"A fast food restaurant in Australia is celebrating
Halloween by offering a hamburger in a blue bun, sprinkled
with real ants and worms. Or as Arby's calls that, 'The
No. 6.'" -Conan O'Brien
"Amazon is introducing a new service called Amazon Key,
which will allow delivery men to open your front door and
put packages directly inside your house. I don't have a
joke here. I just wanted to tell you how you're going to
be murdered. Sleep tight, folks." -James Corden
"A dog in Seattle is making news after commuters noticed
it had been riding the bus to a local park all by itself.
Everyone says the dog is amazing, while the dog said,
panicking, 'I gotta find that blind guy. I'm in a lot of
trouble if I don't find him." -Jimmy Fallon
"A study showed that every hour of TV you watch after the
age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes. That doesn't
sound too bad to me. You'd probably watch TV with that 22
minutes anyway." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Police are looking for a woman who stole $3,000 worth of
cat-grooming supplies at an airport baggage carousel.
Police describe the suspect as 'single.'" -Seth Meyers
"Solitude is not something you must hope for in the future.
Rather, it is a deepening of the present, and unless you
look for it in the present you will never find it."
-- Thomas Merton.
"Solitude is the beginning of all freedom."
-- William Orville Douglas, American jurist and associate
justice US Supreme Court.
"Only when one is connected to one's inner core is one
connected to others. And, for me, the core, the inner spring,
can best be re-found through solitude."
-- Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh American aviator and writer
of "North to the Orient."
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