Happy Labor Day!... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! 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You Bless and enrich our life with your thoughtful sharing! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: Bad Boys And Girls At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?" "Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard." + + + .-"-. .-:-. .-"-. / RIP \ / RIP \ / RIP \ | | | | | | \\ |// \\\ |// \\\ |// jgs ` " "" " ` ' "" " " ' """ " ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ September 2 is National Beheading Day September 3 is Skyscraper Day September 4 is Newspaper Carrier Day September 5 is Be Late For Something Day September 6 is Fight Procrastination Day September 7 is Neither Rain Nor Snow Day September 8 is National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,. _~-., . ~'`_ \/,_. \_ / ,"_>@`,__`~.) | . | | @@@@' ",! . . 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"Every time I put it on, I want a cigarette." -<>- >Insurance Inspection When my husband took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few simple questions, she breezed through the chore. She asked, "What are the age and make of the vehicle?" My husband replied, "It's a '65 Ford." Apologetic about its desperate condition, he added, "It's an old fossil." Inside, the office assistant entered the data into her computer and frowned. "Is there a problem?" asked the husband. "Our computers have a lot of automotive data," she explained, "but it's never heard of a Ford Fossil." -<>- >It Depends "If both of your parents were born in 1976, how old are they now?" "It depends." "It depends on what?" "It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother." -<>- >Keep Me Alive My friend was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two years. I want to attend my first grandchild's graduation." "We'll try," he replied compassionately. In due course she gratefully attended the graduation. Some time later she again spoke to her doctor. "My granddaughter is to be married in 18 months. Please help me to be able to attend her wedding." "We'll do our best," he replied. And my friend happily attended her granddaughter's wedding. -<>- >Penny Stock A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found Rodney, a client. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share now," he told Rodney. "OK, buy me 1000 shares," said Rodney. The next day the stock was at $2. Rodney called the broker and said, "You were right, give me 5000 more shares". The next day Rodney looked in the paper and the stock was at $4. He ran to the phone and called the broker, "Get me 10,000 more shares" "Great" said the broker. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LilTwinkls :) ,;;;, ;;;;;;; .-'`\, '/_ .' \ ("`(_) / `-,.'\ \_/ \ \/\ `--` \ \ \ / /| | /_/ |_| jgs ( _\ ( _\ #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## #:## Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Toronto Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did, he has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, ...he certainly can't wear glasses." --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks LilTwinkls! ============================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) ..::''''::.. .:::. .;'' ``;. .... ::::: :: :: :: :: ,;' .;: () ..: `:::' :: :: :: :: ::. ..:,:;.,:;. . :: .::::. `:' :: .:' :: :: `:. :: '''::, :: :: :: `:: :: ;: .:: : :: : : :: ,:'; ::; :: :: :: :: :: ::,::''. . :: `:. .:' :: `:,,,,;;' ,;; ,;;, ;;, ,;;, ,;;, `:,,,,:' :;: `;..``::::''..;' ``::,,,,::'' >SMILES Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately. ----------------- The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would "hate" to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. ---------------- All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card. --------------- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --------------- Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.." Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'" --------------- Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute." --------------- John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said.. With his last breath John said, "I do!" -------------- A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me. The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice? The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison." ------------- An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does." -<>- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH'H`HHHHH'H`HHHHHHHH HHHHHbodHHHHHbodHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH'`HHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHooHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHP`HHHHHH'`HHHHHHHH HHHHHHb """" dHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHboooooodHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Krogg >Revised Company Policies SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25 BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough. OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement. -<>- >Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!" "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?" "Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie" "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" "There go the lights again..." "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of'em." "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!" "Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off." "What's this doing here?" "Someone call the janitor, we have a BIG mess again." "I hate it when they're missing stuff in here." "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!" "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us." "Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's clean, right?" "What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..." "OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature." "This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?" "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?" "Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough." "What do you mean "You want a divorce"!" "FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!" "Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!" "...And now we place the ape's brain in the subject's body." "You forgot what he was in for? Oh well, let's surprise him." --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: She is your one and only sister. Your own flesh and blood. Family. There is nothing you won't do for family. That is why Paul Fudacz, Jr. of Ohio agreed to go under the knife to donate one of his kidneys to his dying sister. It is just about as close as you can come to giving up your life without actually dying for your family. That is until the hospital throws the organ out in the trash. Surgeons at the University of Toledo Medical Center removed Paul's kidney to give it to his sister, however a nurse threw it away as she discarded the contents of a slush machine before the operation was over. Doctors tried to "resuscitate the organ" for a couple hours but ultimately weren't able to do so. Now, the Fudacz family is suing the hospital where it all happened. You would think that law suit would be a slam dunk, but the hospital found another donor for the sister and covered her traveling costs so she could undergo the surgery in Colorado, so now they want the lawsuit dismissed. The doctor who performed the surgery still works at the medical center, but the two nurses responsible for tossing the kidney no longer work there. *-- Mother, daughter get prison for online romance scam --* DENVER - A Colorado mother and daughter were sentenced to prison for an Internet scam that tricked victims into sending money to people they thought were U.S. soldiers. Colorado Attorney General John Suthers says Karen Vasseur and her daughter, Tracy, both Brighton residents, defrauded their victims of at least $1 million, KCNC-TV, Denver, reported Friday. They targeted women looking for romance on online dating sites. "Not only did this mother-daughter duo break the law, they broke hearts worldwide," Suthers said in a statement. "It is fitting that they received stiff sentences for their unconscionable crimes committed in the name of love and the United States military." Tracy Vasseur received a 15-year sentence Monday, ABC News reported. Her mother was sentenced to 12 years in July. Suthers said at least 374 people in 40 countries were cheated. They got involved in online relationships with people they believed to be U.S. soldiers serving in Afghanistan and would then be asked to send money so their boyfriends could travel to meet them or for satellite phones. Investigators say they do not yet know who the women were working for or how they became involved in the scheme. Most of the money was wired to Nigeria, although some went to other countries, including Britain, Ecuador, the United Arab Emirates and elsewhere in the United States. *-- Lawnmower rider charged with drunken driving --* MITCHELL, Ontario - Police in Ontario said a man arrested on a drunken driving charge was found driving a riding lawnmower down the middle of a street. Authorities said an off-duty officer spotted the 64-year-old man, whose name was not released, driving a John Deere riding mower down the center of a public road in Mitchell, OMI Agency reported Thursday. The man was showing signs of impairment and failed two breath tests administered by on-duty officers summoned to the scene by the off-duty officer, police said. The man is scheduled to appear in court Sept. 30 on charges including impaired driving and driving while disqualified. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) .-. ## ) * _.-+*'`*+-._ ,## _ _ #. ;### ((.;;.)) ##: .=._.; ,-*:;;:*-. *##:._.=, >##; *-')_@@_(`-* ;###< ---------------`****------(o `` o)-----*****'-------------e:l `-""-' Deep In the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming.' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em? -<>- A tail gunner was being court-martialed. "What did you hear in your headset?" demanded a superior officer. "Well," replied the airman. "I heard my squadron leader holler, 'Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!'" "What action did you take?" persisted another officer. "Why, sir," replied the gunner, "I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30." --- ...LMAO! Thanks Geniann! ========================================================= ^..^ <( )> \ / /(oo)\ // / -- \ oo) //| __ |\\ //U\ H (/oo\) H (/ H |\oo/| -=/ \=- \ /\ / ( _ ) U U | | H H _l l_ ~ ~ apx Cow & Chicken (cartoon series) >-->From CleanLaffs: A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you this fine day?" "I'm the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me." "Congratulations," said the driver reaching back to shake the young man's hand. "I'm Mitch. Harvard Class of '79." -<>- As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset." She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference." -<>- Needing to look up a phone number while at a friend's house, my teenage daughter asked for a phone book. She might as well have asked for a papyrus scroll. "A phone book?" asked her friend. "You know," said my daughter. "A book with numbers in it." "Oh," said her friend as it dawned on her. "You mean a math book." -<>- A wife asked her husband, "Honey, could you please run to the store and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons. Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife asked, "Why the hell did you buy so much milk?" Her husband said, "They had eggs." -<>- I went through the McDonald's take-out window and my total was $4.25, so I gave the clerk a $5 bill and I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. Or do. Who knows, you might get lucky. -<>- I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one easy trivia question," a young man said, "you'll win ten free dance lessons!" Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued, "You'll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented." "I don't know," I replied dryly, trying to discourage him. "What are you holding in your hand right now?" he asked excitedly. "A bologna sandwich." "Congratulations!" he yelled. "And for having such a great sense of humor..." ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: ( ) ~(^^^^)~ ) @@ \~_ |\ / | \ \~ / ( 0 0 ) \ | | Hey ---___/~ \ | | Hiya /'__/ | ~-_____/ | Doin? o _ ~----~ ___---~ O // | | ((~\ _| -| Oops! I mean MOOOOOOO o O //-_ \/ | ~ | ^ \_ / ~ | | ~ | | / ~ | | ( | \ \ /\ / -_____-\ \ ~~-* | / \ \ .==. / / / / | | /~ | //~ | |__| W< ~~~~ ~~~~ Children's Books That Didn't Make the Cut & Deductions 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 7. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 8. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 9. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things -<>- _ / } /'.\ _/ ) (`- ( ,) |/ /| ' ` Elb >The Wisdom of Supermodels ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." - Cindy Crawford ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." - Carole Mallory ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." - Beverly Johnson ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." - Christie Brinkley ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." - Kathy Ireland (star of Alien From L.A. and Danger Island) ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." - Paulina Porizkova ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a news- paper." - Kim Alexis ON GEOPOLITICS: "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament." - Jerry Hall ON INNER STRENGTH: "I love the confidence that makeup gives me." - Tyra Banks ON DEATH: "Richard (Gere) doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it." - Cindy Crawford ON TRAVEL: "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care." - Tyra Banks ======================================================== >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) The Last Shot http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lastshot.html Niagara Falls In Neon! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/niagaraneon.html Wieliczka Salt Mine! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/saltmine.html Longleat's Meals On Wheels! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/meals.html Semper Fidelis! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/semperfi.html Fire Rainbow Cloud! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/firerainbow.html Remember Bumper Cars? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bcar.html Mars Panoramic! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mars.html Rescued Squirrel! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rsquirrel.html Sandy's Can Cars! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/cancars.html Pencil Vs Camera! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pencamera.html -<>- >From Our Friend Wesley :) ripped : learn to type http://tinyurl.com/nlo4s fold a shirt http://youtu.be/uz6rjbw0ZA0 --- ...Man! I've been doing it the hard way! Argh! Thanks Wesley! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) Catapult Shadow Dance Catapult Entertainment performs a visual tribute to Newtown School Children set to “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” http://tinyurl.com/mr73nx6 On America’s Got Talent 2013. Catapult honors the loss of the families and victims of the Newtown, CT school shooting tragedy with a celebration of life told through shadows and motion. If you like this shadow dance you might also enjoy Attraction Shadow Act. http://tinyurl.com/n4apqo8 Catapult Shadow Dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJ8r67fjdE --- ...Pretty Cool! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- >From Our Friend Melody :) She sent us one we have here... Watermelon Art 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/watermelon2.html --- ...These are neat! Thanks Melody! Those Old Westerns http://www.oldfortyfives.com/thoseoldwesterns.htm Need to contact a company? Or have them call you? Get customer service faster and easier. http://gethuman.com/ Search for a bird by entering name, description, and keywords Bird Guide http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/search --- ...Great info! Thanks Melody! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "The state attorney general of New York is suing Donald Trump for $40 million, claiming that Donald Trump University is not a real university. The state claims it's not a real college because students get very little education and were unable to find jobs after they graduated. Sounds like a real college to me." -Jay Leno "A brewery in Japan has introduced a beer made from elephant dung. How do you market something like that? 'I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it comes from an elephant's butt.'" -Craig Ferguson "Teachers at nine universities are using a new technology that can tell if students are actually reading their text- books. Let me save you some time. 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