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>-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
These two smokin' hot pages come from our friend Linda.
The first one is a sweet inspirational motivational one that
is sure to bring you some heartwarming smiles. Check it out
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Wisdom For Life
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wisdomforlife.html
This next one has some really great photos of our troops
fighter aircraft along with a most beautiful inspirational
song and video. You won't want to miss this one! Check it
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*~* We Had An AWESOME Month Of Caring And Sharing Last Month *~*
Be sure to check these out and share them with all your loved ones!
Funchal Airport!
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Thoughts Into Action 4!
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Matteo & The Marmots!
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Fun Science Ads!
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Scientists Unveil New Species 2!
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Friends Last Journey!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mananddog.html
World's Most Spectacular Places!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/spectacularplaces.html
Life Train!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lifetrain.html
Back In Time!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/backintime.html
Menu Bloopers!
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*~* THANKS & HUGGUMS THROUGH CHRIST TO ALL OUR SWEET CONTRIBUTORS!
You Bless and enrich our life with your thoughtful sharing!
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>-->From TheFunnyBone: Bad Boys And Girls
At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where
little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"
"Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church
yard."
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September 3 is Skyscraper Day
September 4 is Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
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While shopping one day, I noticed a woman wearing a beautiful
cable-knit blue sweater. Intrigued, I stopped her and asked if she had
knit it.
She had, she told me; it had been her project while giving up smoking.
"But I seldom wear it," she said.
"Why?" I asked.
"It's really spooky," she admitted. "Every time I put it on, I want a
cigarette."
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>Insurance Inspection
When my husband took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent
for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to
look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few simple questions,
she breezed through the chore.
She asked, "What are the age and make of the vehicle?"
My husband replied, "It's a '65 Ford." Apologetic about its desperate
condition, he added, "It's an old fossil."
Inside, the office assistant entered the data into her computer and
frowned.
"Is there a problem?" asked the husband.
"Our computers have a lot of automotive data," she explained, "but it's
never heard of a Ford Fossil."
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>It Depends
"If both of your parents were born in 1976, how old are they now?"
"It depends."
"It depends on what?"
"It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."
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>Keep Me Alive
My friend was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she
pleaded with her cardiologist, "you must keep me alive for the next two
years. I want to attend my first grandchild's graduation."
"We'll try," he replied compassionately.
In due course she gratefully attended the graduation.
Some time later she again spoke to her doctor. "My granddaughter is to
be married in 18 months. Please help me to be able to attend her
wedding."
"We'll do our best," he replied.
And my friend happily attended her granddaughter's wedding.
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>Penny Stock
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found Rodney, a
client. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only
$1 a share now," he told Rodney.
"OK, buy me 1000 shares," said Rodney.
The next day the stock was at $2. Rodney called the broker and said,
"You were right, give me 5000 more shares".
The next day Rodney looked in the paper and the stock was at $4. He ran
to the phone and called the broker, "Get me 10,000 more shares"
"Great" said the broker.
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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the
Toronto Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at
the three of them and said, "So you all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To
be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to
notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars
and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first
blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this
man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did, he has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye
in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice
anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you
hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's
face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...."
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew
it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or
unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the
blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that
by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With
only one eye and one ear, ...he certainly can't wear glasses."
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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly
neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a
table.
"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not
have 45 minutes."
They were seated immediately.
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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would
"hate" to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the
aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the bride kissed her
father and placed something in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even
the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his
credit card.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in
your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over
you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher
and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to
you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last
request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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A man goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about
it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me.
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,
what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see
what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to her on the
phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
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An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he
tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup
on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the
skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied,
"Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
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>Revised Company Policies
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you
need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We
hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of
employment.
PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday and Sunday.
VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The
vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for
dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to
have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where
employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in
the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your
lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share
of the work is done enough.
OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two
weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.
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>Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie"
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"There go the lights again..."
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of'em."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
off."
"What's this doing here?"
"Someone call the janitor, we have a BIG mess again."
"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."
"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's clean, right?"
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."
"OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
nature."
"This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
"Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."
"What do you mean "You want a divorce"!"
"FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!"
"Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"
"...And now we place the ape's brain in the subject's body."
"You forgot what he was in for? Oh well, let's surprise him."
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
She is your one and only sister. Your own flesh and blood.
Family. There is nothing you won't do for family. That is
why Paul Fudacz, Jr. of Ohio agreed to go under the knife
to donate one of his kidneys to his dying sister. It is
just about as close as you can come to giving up your life
without actually dying for your family.
That is until the hospital throws the organ out in the trash.
Surgeons at the University of Toledo Medical Center removed
Paul's kidney to give it to his sister, however a nurse
threw it away as she discarded the contents of a slush
machine before the operation was over.
Doctors tried to "resuscitate the organ" for a couple hours
but ultimately weren't able to do so.
Now, the Fudacz family is suing the hospital where it all
happened.
You would think that law suit would be a slam dunk, but the
hospital found another donor for the sister and covered her
traveling costs so she could undergo the surgery in Colorado,
so now they want the lawsuit dismissed.
The doctor who performed the surgery still works at the
medical center, but the two nurses responsible for tossing
the kidney no longer work there.
*-- Mother, daughter get prison for online romance scam --*
DENVER - A Colorado mother and daughter were sentenced to
prison for an Internet scam that tricked victims into
sending money to people they thought were U.S. soldiers.
Colorado Attorney General John Suthers says Karen Vasseur
and her daughter, Tracy, both Brighton residents, defrauded
their victims of at least $1 million, KCNC-TV, Denver,
reported Friday. They targeted women looking for romance
on online dating sites. "Not only did this mother-daughter
duo break the law, they broke hearts worldwide," Suthers
said in a statement. "It is fitting that they received
stiff sentences for their unconscionable crimes committed
in the name of love and the United States military." Tracy
Vasseur received a 15-year sentence Monday, ABC News
reported. Her mother was sentenced to 12 years in July.
Suthers said at least 374 people in 40 countries were
cheated. They got involved in online relationships with
people they believed to be U.S. soldiers serving in
Afghanistan and would then be asked to send money so their
boyfriends could travel to meet them or for satellite
phones. Investigators say they do not yet know who the
women were working for or how they became involved in the
scheme. Most of the money was wired to Nigeria, although
some went to other countries, including Britain, Ecuador,
the United Arab Emirates and elsewhere in the United
States.
*-- Lawnmower rider charged with drunken driving --*
MITCHELL, Ontario - Police in Ontario said a man arrested
on a drunken driving charge was found driving a riding
lawnmower down the middle of a street. Authorities said
an off-duty officer spotted the 64-year-old man, whose
name was not released, driving a John Deere riding mower
down the center of a public road in Mitchell, OMI Agency
reported Thursday. The man was showing signs of impairment
and failed two breath tests administered by on-duty
officers summoned to the scene by the off-duty officer,
police said. The man is scheduled to appear in court
Sept. 30 on charges including impaired driving and driving
while disqualified.
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middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see
what I am doing.' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa
there, said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern
down. I think there's another one coming.' Sure enough, within minutes
he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down
there's another one!' said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had
delivered a third baby. 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that
lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
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A tail gunner was being court-martialed. "What did you hear in your
headset?" demanded a superior officer. "Well," replied the airman. "I
heard my squadron leader holler, 'Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!'" "What
action did you take?" persisted another officer. "Why, sir," replied
the gunner, "I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30."
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A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited
just thinking about his future.
He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you this
fine day?"
"I'm the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I
just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has
in store for me."
"Congratulations," said the driver reaching back to shake the
young man's hand. "I'm Mitch. Harvard Class of '79."
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As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by
her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode
off into the sunset."
She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have
problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground.
A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the
difference."
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Needing to look up a phone number while at a friend's house,
my teenage daughter asked for a phone book. She might as
well have asked for a papyrus scroll.
"A phone book?" asked her friend.
"You know," said my daughter. "A book with numbers in it."
"Oh," said her friend as it dawned on her. "You mean a math
book."
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A wife asked her husband, "Honey, could you please run to
the store and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs,
get a dozen."
A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk
cartons.
Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife
asked, "Why the hell did you buy so much milk?"
Her husband said, "They had eggs."
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I went through the McDonald's take-out window and my total
was $4.25, so I gave the clerk a $5 bill and I also handed
her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money."
I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a
dollar bill back."
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat
my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and
said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing."
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. Or do. Who knows, you
might get lucky.
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I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone
rang. "If you can answer one easy trivia question," a young
man said, "you'll win ten free dance lessons!"
Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued,
"You'll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander
Graham Bell invented."
"I don't know," I replied dryly, trying to discourage him.
"What are you holding in your hand right now?" he asked
excitedly.
"A bologna sandwich."
"Congratulations!" he yelled. "And for having such a great
sense of humor..."
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Children's Books That Didn't Make the Cut & Deductions
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
8. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
9. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
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ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a
swimsuit and I thought, Oh my, I have to be so brave.
See, every woman hates herself from behind."
- Cindy Crawford
ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed.
But I learned I am not my cleavage."
- Carole Mallory
ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic
surgery."
- Beverly Johnson
ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I
have to face that."
- Christie Brinkley
ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to
save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take."
- Kathy Ireland (star of Alien From L.A. and Danger Island)
ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true
calling to be a librarian."
- Paulina Porizkova
ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a news-
paper."
- Kim Alexis
ON GEOPOLITICS: "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each
other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on
nuclear disarmament."
- Jerry Hall
ON INNER STRENGTH: "I love the confidence that makeup gives
me."
- Tyra Banks
ON DEATH: "Richard (Gere) doesn't really like me to kill
bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
- Cindy Crawford
ON TRAVEL: "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the
Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."
- Tyra Banks
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>-->FUN Places To Net Visit :)
The Last Shot
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lastshot.html
Niagara Falls In Neon!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/niagaraneon.html
Wieliczka Salt Mine!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/saltmine.html
Longleat's Meals On Wheels!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/meals.html
Semper Fidelis!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/semperfi.html
Fire Rainbow Cloud!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/firerainbow.html
Remember Bumper Cars?
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bcar.html
Mars Panoramic!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mars.html
Rescued Squirrel!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rsquirrel.html
Sandy's Can Cars!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/cancars.html
Pencil Vs Camera!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pencamera.html
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>From Our Friend Wesley :)
ripped : learn to type
http://tinyurl.com/nlo4s
fold a shirt
http://youtu.be/uz6rjbw0ZA0
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...Man! I've been doing it the hard way! Argh! Thanks Wesley!
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>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
Catapult Shadow Dance
Catapult Entertainment performs a visual tribute to Newtown School
Children set to “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”
http://tinyurl.com/mr73nx6
On America’s Got Talent 2013. Catapult honors the loss of the families
and victims of the Newtown, CT school shooting tragedy with a
celebration of life told through shadows and motion. If you like this
shadow dance you might also enjoy Attraction Shadow Act.
http://tinyurl.com/n4apqo8
Catapult Shadow Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJ8r67fjdE
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...Pretty Cool! Thanks LouiseA!
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>From Our Friend Melody :)
She sent us one we have here...
Watermelon Art 2!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/watermelon2.html
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...These are neat! Thanks Melody!
Those Old Westerns
http://www.oldfortyfives.com/thoseoldwesterns.htm
Need to contact a company? Or have them call you?
Get customer service faster and easier.
http://gethuman.com/
Search for a bird by entering name, description, and keywords
Bird Guide
http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/search
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...Great info! Thanks Melody!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"The state attorney general of New York is suing Donald
Trump for $40 million, claiming that Donald Trump University
is not a real university. The state claims it's not a real
college because students get very little education and were
unable to find jobs after they graduated. Sounds like a real
college to me." -Jay Leno
"A brewery in Japan has introduced a beer made from elephant
dung. How do you market something like that? 'I don't always
drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it comes from an
elephant's butt.'" -Craig Ferguson
"Teachers at nine universities are using a new technology
that can tell if students are actually reading their text-
books. Let me save you some time. They're not." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Elsewhere in the news, a Swedish company was fined today
after one of their assembly robots attacked a human worker.
And so it begins..." -Craig Ferguson
"A new study came out that shows that the germiest place in
your kitchen is the refrigerator's vegetable drawer. After
hearing this, most Americans said, 'We have a vegetable
drawer?'" -Conan O'Brien
"A prop phaser gun from the Star Trek TV show recently sold
for $231,000 at an auction making it the most expensive thing
you can point at someone right before they beat the crap out
of you." -Jimmy Fallon
"A study has found that some people can suffer symptoms of
withdrawal when they are forced to stay away from social
media sites. This is why I'm not even on Facebook. I update
my high school yearbook manually with a pen." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Recently, in one of the New York City subway cars, they
found a dead shark. This is bad for the city. People used
to laugh at me for carrying a spear gun on the subway, but
who's laughing now?" -Dave Letterman
"When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Is intelligence a liability nowadays? I think we can
answer that with one word: Duh."
- Dennis Miller
"A soldier hid inside a cannon to avoid guard duty, but
he was finally discharged."
- Art Moger
>Updated FUN STUFF URLS - Oh Yeah :) Shangy!
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FUN URLS
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-->BECOMING A CHRISTIAN
HOW TO BE A CHRISTIAN!
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-->FULL LENGTH - FREE On line AUDIO MP3 Christian Foundational Class
http://www.truthortradition.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=61
NEW LIFE IN CHRIST!
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-->This is for all you who love food and DARE to make it at home Yep.
You guessed it - Recipes. These are Tried and True, Yummy to the Tummy,
good old fashioned home cooking recipes that are EASY to do :)
Visit Shangy's Easy-Does-It Home Recipes:
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/easy.html
Home Recipes
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