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>In The Harvey News:
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victims of Hurricane Harvey, offering a how-to on getting and
offering help.
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magnificent, a genius!"
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"Ah, Mozart. You’re so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw
him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Victoria station."
There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Her husband
was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, "We're leaving
right now. Get your coat and let's get out of here."
As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally his
wife turned to him. "You're angry about something."
"Oh really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I've never been so
embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No.5 bus to
Victoria station? You idiot! Don't you know the No.5 bus doesn't
go out to Victoria station?"
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"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled the motorist as
the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.
"Keep it," the clerk advised. "When you get four of them, you get
a bicycle."
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
September 4 is Labor Day and Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is Be Late for Something Day and Cheese Pizza Day
September 6 is Fight Procrastination Day and Read a Book Day
September 7 is National Salami Day and Neither Rain nor Snow Day
September 8 is International Literacy Day, National Date Nut Bread
Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is Teddy Bear Day
September 10 Grandparent's Day, National Pet Memorial Day, Sewing
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>Golf Shot
Professional golfer Tommy Bolt was playing in Los Angeles and had a
caddy with a reputation of constant chatter. Before they teed off,
Bolt told him, "Don't say a word to me. And if I ask you something,
just answer yes or no."
During the round, Bolt found the ball next to a tree, where he had
to hit under a branch, over a lake and onto the green. He got down
on his knees and looked through the trees and sized up the shot.
"What do you think?" he asked the caddy. "Five iron?"
"No," the caddy said.
"What do you mean, not a five iron?" Bolt snorted. "Watch this
shot."
The caddy rolled his eyes. "Nooo, Mr. Bolt."
But Bolt hit it and the ball stopped about two feet from the hole.
He turned to his caddy, handed him the five-iron and said, "Now
what do you think about that? You can talk now."
"Mr. Bolt," the caddy said, "that wasn't your ball."
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>Canine Division
A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine
division.
One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible
burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building ajar. He
let the dog out of his patrol car and commanded it to enter and
seek.
Jumping from the back seat, the dog headed for the building. After
lunging through the doorway, the dog froze and backed out. My
friend was puzzled until he investigated further. Then he noticed
the sign on the building:
"Veterinarian's Office."
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>Algebra Problem
Because my tenth grade math class had difficulty solving an algebra
problem, I went to the blackboard to demonstrate how it was done.
The solution required many steps, but finally we arrived at the
answer: X = 0.
One of my students complained, "You mean to tell me we did all that
work for nothing?"
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>Expensive Gift
On her forty-first birthday, a woman received, among other presents,
an extravagantly expensive wrinkle-removing cream from her teenage
daughter.
"And what did she give you last year?" a guest asked the mom.
Her reply without hesitation was: "The wrinkles!"
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>Travel Complaint
Lisa, who is my coworker at the travel agency where we're both
employed, had a customer whose trip was a complete fiasco from
start to finish.
She was going to write him a letter of apology, but wasn't sure
how to begin.
I reminded her of a similar experience that one of my customers
had the previous year, and dug out the letter I'd written for him
so she could use it as an example.
Handing it to her, I said, "All you have to do is change the
details: the date, the trip info, and the name."
Lisa glanced at it, chuckled and shook her head. Then she looked
up at me and said, "We won't even have to change the name."
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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,
and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops,
a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet
eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He
glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down
at the back. Did we mention that the driver was five feet three,
thin, and basically weak? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue
with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened--Big John got on again, made a
show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the
one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who
started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of
him.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building
courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of his
summer vacation, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt
really good about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and
said, "Big John doesn't pay!" the driver stood up, glared back at
the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has
a bus pass."
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Three girls are walking through the desert, a blonde, a red head
and a brunette, come across a genie. They ask the genie if they can
have something to drink.
The genie tells them to go down the slide and yell what drink they
want and then they will land in a pool of it.
The red head goes down and yells "soda!!!!", so she lands in a pool
of soda.
The brunette goes down and yells "lemonade!!!!!!", so she lands in
a pool of lemonade.
The Blonde goes down and yells "weeee!!!!!!!!!"...........
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A priest and a minister are standing by the road, pounding a sign
into the ground. The sign reads:
"The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"
A car speeds past them, the driver yelling, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!"
There is the sound of screeching tires followed by a big splash.
The priest turns to the minister and asks, "Do you think the sign
should just say 'Bridge Out'"?
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My relatives had tickets to a play at a fancy theater one evening.
We got all nicely dressed up in formal attire and started to head
out. Right as we pulled out of the driveway, my aunt happens to
look at the tickets again, and realizes its actually for the next
night.
Bummed out, as we pull back into the garage my little cousin says,
"So this is what they mean by ‘All dressed up and no where to go.'"
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Dad's a 'safety-first' kind of guy. But while vacationing with
some buddies, he was talked into going parasailing. He was on the
back of the boat, getting hooked into the parachute, when he
nervously asked the pilot, "How often do you replace the rope?"
The pilot replied. "Every time it breaks."
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We doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man
phoned, waking me up. “I’m sorry to bother you so late,” he said,
“but I think my wife has appendicitis.”
Still half asleep, I reminded him that I had taken his wife’s
inflamed appendix out a couple of years before. “Whoever heard of
a second appendix?” I asked.
“You may not have heard of a second appendix,” he replied, “but
surely you’ve heard of a second wife.”
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A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time
playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into
focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his
son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the
light of the fireplace."
The son replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was the
President of The United States."
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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie
theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to
the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir,
if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the
manager."
Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing. The usher
marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned
with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
move the old disheveled man, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.
The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred
replied...
"The balcony.
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One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership.
The price of the car was $80,000 and the man had only $79,998 to
pay. The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and "It
has to be $80,000."
The man came out of the store and looked around. He saw a poor man,
begging for help. He went toward him and introduced himself; He
asked if the man is kind enough to lend him $2. The poor man asked
the reason. He replied, "I'm trying to buy a car."
The poor man thought for a moment. Then he gave the man $4 and
said, "Please... buy one for me, too!"
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A girl, who was not quite four years old, was alone in the house
while Dad mowed the lawn, when the phone rang. She answered it
and was told that Mr. Brown was calling. "I'm sorry, no one is
here. Can I take a message?" she said.
Mr. Brown replied, "Certainly."
After a pause, Mr. Brown heard, "OK, I'm ready. Who did you say
this is?"
"Mr. Brown."
"How do you spell Brown?"
"B-r-o-w-n."
A long pause, and then, "How do you make a capital B?"
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The doctor examines the now-elderly Shapiros separately, but then
calls Mrs. Shapiro back in. "You both are in fine shape for your
age, " he tells her, "but there's one little problem your husband
mentioned. He says that, as far as your lovemaking is concerned,
he's very satisfied, but claims everything is fine the first time,
but the second time he gets all hot and sweaty, perspiration just
flowing off him. Can you explain this situation?"
"Sure, Doctor," she says. "The first time is in December, the
second time is in July!"
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The pediatrician played a game with some of his young patients to
put them at ease and test their knowledge of body parts. One day,
while pointing to a little boy's ear, the doctor asked him, "Is
this your nose?"
Immediately the little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mom, I
think we'd better find a new doctor."
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A guy walks into a Washington, D.C., Catholic Church confessional.
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last
night, I beat up a congressman."
The priest responds, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not
to discuss your community service work."
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...OH My! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>TO ALL MY INTELLIGENT FRIENDS:
I am sending this only to my smart friends. I could not figure it
out. My first thought was wrong and I had to look at the answer.
See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?
1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess
Are you peeking or have you already given up?
Give it another try....
Look at each word carefully.
You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.
This is so cool.....
No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.
Answer is below!
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter,
place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word
backwards, it will be the same word.
Did you figure it out? No? Then send this to more people
and stump them as well. Then, you'll feel better too.
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...Pretty darn cool! Thanks Linda!
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>A POEM THAT SOME CAN RELATE TO
I remember the cheese of my childhood,
And the bread that we cut with a knife
When the children helped with the housework,
And the men went to work not the wife.
The cheese never needed a fridge,
And the bread was so crusty and hot
The children were seldom unhappy
And the wife was content with her lot.
I remember the milk from the bottle,
With the yummy cream on the top,
Our dinner came hot from the oven,
And not from the fridge; in the shop.
The kids were a lot more contented,
They didn't need money for kicks,
Just a game with their mates in the road,
And sometimes the Saturday flicks.
I remember the shop on the corner,
Where a pen'orth of sweets was sold
Do you think I'm a bit too nostalgic?
Or is it...I'm just getting old?
I remember the 'loo' was the lav
And the bogey man came in the night,
It wasn't the least bit funny
Going "out back" with no light.
The interesting items we perused
From the newspapers cut into squares,
And hung on a peg in the loo,
It took little to keep us amused.
The clothes were boiled in the copper
With plenty of rich foamy suds
But the ironing seemed never ending
As Mum pressed everyone's 'duds'.
I remember the slap on my backside,
And the taste of soap if I swore
Anorexia and diets weren't heard of
And we hadn't much choice what we wore.
Do you think that bruised our ego?
Or our initiative was destroyed?
We ate what was put on the table
And I think life was better enjoyed.
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...Aww yes Indeed. Some I can relate to! Thanks Linda!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Latest From Trump Train News:
http://www.trumptrainnews.com/
Tucker Carlson Loses It With BLM Supporter: ‘Textbook Definition
Of Racism’ [VIDEO]
http://tinyurl.com/y7cn7t7q
Huh? Man Arrested For Eating Bacon In Front Of Muslim Women.
Yes It’s Actually True!
http://tinyurl.com/y77ktu8a
A-List Actress Under Fire By Liberals After Advocating for
“Non-Violent” Protests Over Violent Ones
http://tinyurl.com/y8j5skp6
Comey Drafted Statement Clearing Hillary Before Interviewing Key
Witnesses
http://tinyurl.com/yba5y398
Judicial Watch: James Comey In Grave Legal Jeopardy After Perjuring
Himself
http://tinyurl.com/yaolx57c
Cleveland Police, EMTs, Vets Boycott Browns for Kneeling During
Anthem
http://tinyurl.com/ycw23vyu
Liberal Hypocrites Like Michael Moore Can’t Have It Both Ways With
White Americans
http://tinyurl.com/y8gv57vd
Under Fire Anti-Trumper, Jeff Flake, Gets Crushed by Trump
Supporters For Urging Congress to ‘Protect DACA Kids’
http://tinyurl.com/ycfhfbub
FINALLY! Federal Judge Orders FBI to Release Secret Clinton Email
Documents
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>From BizarreNews:
A man who walked into a mixed martial arts studio with
loaded gun ended up heading to hospital after he was
"subdued by another man inside the facilty," police said.
Matthew Lloyd was carrying a "black messenger-style bag"
as he entered Defiant MMA in Burbank, California. It is
unclear what his intentions were, but local media reported
that police suspect the 30-year-old was about to attempt
an armed robbery.
When police arrived at the scene, Lloyd was "being subdued
by another male inside the facility." Lightweight MMA
fighter Jacobe Powell, knocked the gun out of the suspect's
hand and pinned him down until police arrived to take him
into custody," Burbank Police said in a statement.
"In order to protect himself, the instructor used martial
arts to control and subdue the suspect until police
arrived," they added. "It was learned the suspect was in
fact armed with a loaded handgun, which was inside the
messenger bag."
No shots were fired within the gym. But numerous chest and
fist bumps were reported afterward.
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A man called police after his wife stopped him from playing
in the park with his buddies--with a handgun.
George Postell of Florida, said that he was playing dominoes
with his friends at the park in High Springs. His wife
approached the group of players, and told them get up and
leave. The group of players complied with the irritated
woman's demands.
George got up as well and he began walking away from his
wife together with his friends.
44-year-old Twyla Postell was not happy with her husband's
actions, and according to witnesses, she pulled out a gun
and shot in his direction.
Thankfully, she did not aim well and missed her husband.
Police were called and Twyla was arrested. Twyla denied the
claim that she fired a shot. She said that the sound came
from kids' fireworks.
When police did not believe her over eyewitnesses, Twyla
said that she is on probation for battery and that she
"wouldn't do anything to mess that up," according to police.
Twyla was booked into the Alachua County Jail, on a charge
of domestic violence and aggravated assault with a deadly
weapon without intent to kill.
*---- Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire ----*
A man who swam out into the ocean to elude North Carolina
police managed to escape from a shark and a drone camera,
but not the long arm of the law. The Surf City Police
Department said Zachary Kingsbury, 20, was pulled over and
officers asked him to step out of the car when they spotted
what appeared to be illegal drugs inside the vehicle.
Police said Kingsbury ran into the ocean and started
swimming out to sea. The police department deployed a
camera drone to track the swimming suspect and the aircraft
managed to keep pace with Kingsbury for about an hour before
losing visual contact approximately 4,000 feet from shore.
The video recorded by the drone shows a shark swimming
nearby Kingsbury at one point during his swim, but the man
failed to capture the predator's attention and it left him
alone. Kingsbury was finally located near the Wicker Avenue
Beach Access in North Topsail Beach. He was arrested on
multiple drug-related charges.
*--- Naked Skydiver Plays Violin: Australia ---*
An Australian man celebrated his 30th birthday by skydiving
naked while playing a violin to promote male body image.
Musician Glen Donnelly leapt from a plane over New South
Wales in hopes of raising a total of $15,000 for a trio of
charities related to mental health and body image. "I'm
being a real man by sharing the struggles that have plagued
my life for ten years," Donnely wrote on the GoFundMe page.
Donnelly completed the tandem jump wearing nothing but a
harness as he played "Happy Birthday" for himself on the
$50 violin. Donnelly compared his nerves prior to the nude
skydiving stunt to the anxiety he felt dealing with his body
dysmorphic disorder. In the two days following Donnelly's
jump he was able to raise nearly $3,500 of his $15,000 goal.
*-- The Wheels On The Bus Go 'Round and 'Round --*
A man who wanted a ride to Florida, stole a school bus and
led police in a high-speed chase, according to police in
Alabama. Blount County Sheriff's Office notified the
Jefferson County Sheriff's Office of a school bus that had
been stolen in their jurisdiction. The description of the
bus was given and the suspect was described as a white male.
At approximately 8:00 a.m., Jefferson County Deputies in
the Bessemer Division came into contact with the stolen bus
and attempted to get the vehicle to stop. The driver refused
to stop and a pursuit ensued. Deputies along with several
other law enforcement agencies continued to follow the bus
throughout the Birmingham area. The bus finally came to a
stop after an Alabama State Trooper vehicle was hit as the
trooper was attempting to deploy stop sticks. He then threw
two guns out of the bus. The driver told police that his
friends were taking him to Florida, when he got into a fight
with them. He was kicked out of the car in Alabama, then
decided to steal the school bus to drive himself to Florida.
*------ Wasn't Ben Affleck In This Movie? ------*
Two women dressed up as nuns and tried to rob a bank before
running away, according to police in Pennsylvania. Pocono
Township police said that they are looking for the two
women, who were not identified, after coming into the bank
and waving guns to get the tellers to hand them over cash.
According to the police investigation, the two 'nuns'
walked into the Citizens Bank and pulled out guns. They
demanded money from the tellers. Suddenly, the two nuns
fled from scene before getting any cash. Police do not know
why the two nuns got scared. No injuries were reported.
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I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.
I said, "I'd like large bills, please."
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are the same size."
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One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body
shop was a car needing a new fender and some door repairs.
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with the explanation: "We are sending you some of our finest
cigarettes. We hope you enjoy them and will want more."
After several months the tobacco company received this reply
from Dave: "I got your cigarettes and soaked them in a quart
of water which I sprayed on my bug-infested rosebushes.
Every bug died!
These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send me some
more next month in case any bugs survived."
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The teacher in an adult Sabbath class asked a woman to read
about the Israelites wandering in the desert.
"The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat
to eat!'" she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You
will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or
ten or twenty days, but for a month - until you loathe it."
When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said,
"Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?"
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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to
the whole table, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in
the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why
don't you play your age?"
He walks away, but moments later, his attention is grabbed
by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks,
"What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money
on 29, and when 36 came up she just fainted!"
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do, we shall long be surprised to find out how little remains that
we cannot do. - Samuel Butler
** Enthusiasm is the element of success in everything. It is
the light that leads and the strength that lifts people on
and up in the great struggles of scientific pursuits and of
professional labor. It robs endurance of difficulty, and
makes pleasure of duty.
--Bishop Doane
** Many of life's circumstances are created by three basic choices:
the disciplines you choose to keep, the people you choose to be with;
and, the laws you choose to obey. -- Charles Millhuff
** 'Laughter can relieve tension, soothe the pain of disappointment,
and strengthen the spirit for the formidable tasks that always lie
ahead.' -Dwight D. Eisenhhower-
-<>-
** Four People **
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were
Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure
that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody
did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's
job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized
that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what
Anybody could have done in the first place.
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>Blonde One Line Jokes
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed
to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned during Spring Training.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q:How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for French fries.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They're easier to amuse.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with their hammers.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was
Chinese.
Q: Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
A: She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her
mind.
Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out
light bulbs?
A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
Q: Why are Asians so smart?
A: No blondes.
Q: What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
A: You get to park in the Handicapped Zone
~~~Sent to me by a "blonde" named Ruthie who is not offended by
blonde jokes!
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>KIDS IN THE FIFTIES
Were you a kid in the Fifties or so? Everybody makes fun of our
childhood! Comedians joke. Grandkids snicker. Twenty-something's shudder
and say "Eeeew!" But was our childhood really all that bad? Judge for
yourself:
In 1953 The US population was less than 150 million... Yet you knew
more people then, and knew them better... And that was good.
The average annual salary was under $3,000... Yet our parents could
put some of it away for a rainy day and still live a decent life...
And that was good.
A loaf of bread cost about 15 cents... But it was safe for a
five-year-old to skate to the store and buy one... And that was
good.
Prime-Time meant I Love Lucy, Ozzie and Harriet, Gunsmoke and
Lassie... So nobody ever heard of ratings or filters... And that
was good.
We didn't have air-conditioning... So the windows stayed up and
half a dozen mothers ran outside when you fell off your bike...
And that was good.
Your teacher was either Miss Matthews or Mrs. Logan or Mr. Adkins...
But not Ms Becky or Mr. Dan... And that was good.
The only hazardous material you knew about... Was a patch of
sandburrs around the light pole at the corner... And that was good.
You loved to climb into a fresh bed... Because sheets were dried
on the clothesline... And that was good.
People generally lived in the same hometown with their relatives...
So "child care" meant grandparents or aunts and uncles... And that
was good.
Parents were respected and their rules were law.... Children did
not talk back.... and that was good.
TV was in black-and-white... But all outdoors was in glorious
color... And that was certainly good.
Your Dad knew how to adjust everybody's carburetor... And the Dad
next door knew how to adjust all the TV knobs... And that was very
good.
Your grandma grew snap beans in the back yard... And chickens
behind the garage... And that was definitely good.
And just when you were about to do something really bad... Chances
were you'd run into your Dad's high school coach... Or the nosy
old lady from up the street... Or your little sister's piano
teacher... Or somebody from Church... ALL of whom knew your parents'
phone number... And YOUR first name... And even THAT was good!
~~~Andy Says... This is the truth as I am a product of that era~~~
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>WHAT HE SAYS / WHAT HE MEANS
** "I'm going fishing."
Really means: "I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my
hand all day, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
** "It's a guy thing."
Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
** "Can I help with dinner?"
Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
** "Uh-huh." "Sure, honey." "Yes, dear."
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
** "It would take too long to explain."
Really means: "I have no idea how it works."
** "We're going to be late."
Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
** "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
** "That's interesting, dear."
Really means: "Are you still talking?"
** "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
** "I can't find it."
Really means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."
** "You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it
could be worse."
** "You look terrific."
Really means: "Please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
** "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
** Mikey's Thot for the Day:
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving
me lately!
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The Best Of Times is a memorable look back at the 1950's and 1960's
and should be entertaining to watch for anyone that grew up in that
era.
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The Best Of Times Part Two is a memorable look back at the 1950's
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featured are from the 1960's. Still, if you like Rock and Roll
Oldies I think you'll enjoy this video.
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secret to their long-lasting marriage is love, compromise,
and the fact that neither one of them has been able to
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