Happy Labor Day! ... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND For Google Plus Users: You can find me here... Shangy Bigham https://plus.google.com/106648555948034085752/posts AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ *~* Hope You Are Having A Happy, Blessed And Safe Labor Day! :) >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) I got an email from Scott Shields with new information for the page K9 9/11 Heroes. Scott and his dog Bear were the first K9 team responders to the WTC. Bear not only found the trapped and buried NYC Fire Chief, but had found more people then any of the other dogs there had. It is a great honor to add Bear and Scott to this page. Just watching the videos again here was so heartwarming and sobering. I realized that most all of these dogs have passed on and many like Bear gave their all as they died early from cancers caused by the horrific smoke and fumes that they had to work in at the WTC ground zero site. Check this awesome update out here... __ /\/'-, ,--''''' /" ____,'. ) \___ '"""""------'"""`-----' pb K9 9/11 Heroes! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/k9-11.html ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: A Congressmen's Lunch .;;;;;. .3333o ;;;` e\ /a Y33 ;;( > < )33 /\\ _< o@*O@o >_ .-/ /\ ||/'--( *O\@/o )--'\|| || \ \ _ > < _ / / || || \ \| |~| / \ |~| |/ / || || \ '-'__...._|_|__\___/__|_|_...__'-' / || || '--/` `\--' || ||.--'` | | `'--.|| || | | || ||'===== '--...._________________.....--' ====='|| ||.-"""""-.||| | | |||.-"""""-.|| || || || | | ||| || || ||-'|| ||__|__ __|__||| ||'-|| || jgs ||_.___) (___._||| || A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. "You're lying!" he shouted. "Of course I'm lying," the other said, "but hear me out." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ September 7 is Labor Day and Neither Rain nor Snow Day September 8 is International Literacy and National Date Nut Bread Day September 9 is Teddy Bear Day September 10 is Sewing Machine Day and Swap Ideas Day September 11 is 911 Remembrance Day September 12 is Chocolate Milk Shake and National Video Games Day September 13 is Grandparent's Day, National Pet Memorial Day, Positive Thinking Day and Uncle Sam Day [his image was first used in 1813] ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _.--._ _.--._ ,-=.-":;:;:;\':;:;:;"-._ \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;:;:;:;:;\ \\\:;:;:;:;:;\:;::;:;:;:\ \\\;:;::;:;:;\:;:;:;::;:\ \\\;;:;:_:--:\:_:--:_;:;\ -shimrod \\\_.-" : "-._\ \`_..--""--.;.--""--.._=> " >Bible Study The teacher in an adult Bible Study class asked one of the women to read about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!'" she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month - until you loathe it." When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said, "Hey, isn't that the Atkins Diet?" -<>- >Biggest Loser The biggest loser at my weight loss club was an elderly woman. "How did you do it?" we asked. "Easy," she said. "Every night I take my teeth out at six o'clock." -<>- >Favorite Part After a long day at the museum, I asked my children to describe what they liked best. "Dinosaurs!" one shouted. "Animals!" another cried. My youngest boy said, "My favorite part is when I smelled French Fries in the hallway." -<>- >Karma! While waiting at a red light, a police cruiser pulled up next to me. The Officer motioned for me to roll down my window. When I did, he asked if he could cut in front of me when the light turned green. I agreed. As soon as we went through the intersection he turned on his lights and pulled over the guy in front of me who had cut me off at the last intersection. -<>- .--..-""""-..--. ///`/////////\`\\\ ||/ |///""\\\| \|| ## ( 6. 6 ) ## /_\ \ _. / /_\ _`) (`_ /` '--' `\ / _,,_ \ / /` `\ \ /\_/ / 6 6\ \_/\ \ \/\ Y /\/ / \ \/ `'U` \/ / \( \ / )/ |\_/ \_/| / ____ \ \ ( || ) / (__)||(__) | || | |__||__| jgs |==||==| /~`//~`/ / // / `""` `"` >What My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.' 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 'Because I said so, that's why.' 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!' 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.' 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.' 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!' 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.' 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 'Stop acting like your father!' 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.' 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 'Just wait until we get home.' 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 'You're going to get it when you get home!' 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.' 19. My mother taught me ESP. 'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?' 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.' 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.' 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 'You're just like your father.' 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?' 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.' 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!' ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Fran :) T \`. T | T .--------------.___________) \ | T ! | |//////////////|___________[ ] ! T | ! `--------------' ) ( | ! mn '-' ! >HAPPY LABOR DAY TO ALL!!!! We hope all of you have a safe and wonderful day off on Monday! Labor Day was promoted by the Central Labor Union and the Knights of Labor, who organized the first parade in New York City. After the Hay market Massacre in Chicago on May 4, 1886, U.S. President Grover Cleveland feared that commemorating Labor Day on May 1 could become an opportunity to commemorate the affair. Therefore, in 1887, the United States holiday was established in September to support the Labor Day that the Knights favored. Canada's Labor Day is also celebrated on the first Monday of September. More than 80 other countries celebrate International Workers' Day on May 1 as their holiday dedicated to labor. --- ...Good info! Thanks Fran! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) >HAPPY LABOR DAY!! Hope all of you have a safe and wonderful Labor Day! --- ...Thanks LouiseA! -<>- __________________________ /| Art Gallery | / | ____ ____ ____ | / | |o | | , | | _ | | / | | O | |. | |(@) | | / | |_,k,| |_,-,| |\|p | | / /| | | h | | ,; | | | | | / / | | |_z__| |____| |____| | / /@;| | z z | / |Y | z|_{)_______________________| / | / /z /H / /| |/ /z Y / / | / {) d / / %| / /| | |&"| / Y | | / / d | |/ / | / | / | / | / | / |/ Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror." -------- I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the session on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation (when a material changes directly from a solid to a gas without becoming liquid). He gave as an example water vapor in the air condensing on a plane's windshield to form ice. Wanting to see if the class had understood the concept, the instructor asked if anyone could provide an example of something that went straight from a solid to a gas. He was expecting 'dry ice' as the answer. BUUUT... one of the students blurted out, "Burritos." -------- A tough old cowboy from South Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter did so religiously to the age of 103, when she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren and a 15-foot hole, where the crematorium used to be! -------- Did you hear the one about the bank where the employees went on strike? While the strike was on, a customer called the bank to ask if they were open. They told her they had two windows open. The caller asked, "Can't I just come through the front door?" ------- ()._ _.--. (##)_`-. / . ``u (##), ` `. \__) _/ (##),--. \ | --' ()' \ \ / | | | ,' \ _,' / ,' | ,;--// / ___\ |/ ___V__{(_ | ' \| || ,'-===- `,'| __| ,' /| || |""""""""|-L| ,`__. < _)))_))) |________|,' gnv (,' ool >Way Back When... "OLD WORDS AND PHRASES REMIND US OF THE WAY WE WORD" About a month ago in this space, I illuminated old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included: don’t touch that dial, carbon copy, you sound like a broken record and hung out to dry. A bevy of readers have asked me to shine light on more faded words and expressions, and I am happy to oblige: Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We’d put on our best bib and tucker and straighten up and fly right. Hubba-hubba! We’d cut a rug in some juke joint and then go necking and petting and smooching and spooning and billing and cooing and pitching woo in hot rods and jalopies in some passion pit or lovers’ lane. Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! Holy moley! We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley, and even a regular guy couldn’t accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China! Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when’s the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and pedal pushers. Oh, my aching back. Kilroy was here, but he isn’t anymore. Like Washington Irving’s Rip Van Winkle and Kurt Vonnegut’s Billy Pilgrim, we have become unstuck in time. We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, “I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” or “This is a fine kettle of fish!” we discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards. Poof, poof, poof go the words of our youth, the words we’ve left behind. We blink, and they’re gone, evanesced from the landscape and wordscape of our perception, like Mickey Mouse wristwatches, hula hoops, skate keys, candy cigarettes, little wax bottles of colored sugar water and an organ grinder’s monkey. Where have all those phrases gone? Long time passing. Where have all those phrases gone? Long time ago: Pshaw. The milkman did it. Think about the starving Armenians. Bigger than a bread box. Banned in Boston. The very idea! It’s your nickel. Don’t forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Turn-of-the-century. Iron curtain. Domino theory. Fail safe. Civil defense. Fiddlesticks! Kiddidlehopper! You look like the wreck of the Hesperus. Cooties. Going like sixty. I’ll see you in the funny papers. Don’t take any wooden nickels. Heavens to Murgatroyd! And awa-a-ay we go! Oh my stars and garters! It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter had liver pills. This can be disturbing stuff, this winking out of the words of our youth, these words that lodge in our heart’s deep core. But just as one never steps into the same river twice, one cannot step into the same language twice. Even as one enters, words are swept downstream into the past, forever making a different river. We of a certain age have been blessed to live in changeful times. For a child each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age. We at the other end of the chronological arc have the advantage of remembering there are words that once did not exist and there were words that once strutted their hour upon the earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our collective memory. It’s one of the greatest advantages of aging. We can have archaic and eat it, too! Badda Bing, Badda Boom! --- ...LOL! Love These! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend gh0striders27 :) __ __------ __/o `\ ,~ _~~ . .. pb. .. ~ -. ,' _~----- `\ ~~~--_'__ `~-==-~~~~~---' >A fact you won't soon forget ... Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck." --- ...And yet, I did forget this fact - HaHa! -<>- >JEWISH HUMOUR A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional. After a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $50 in the box and go and sin no more." A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What did you do?" Man: "I committed adultery." Priest:"How many times?" Man: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $50 in the box and go and sin no more." The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves. A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Rabbi: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery." Rabbi: "How many times?" Woman: "Once." Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $50. -<>- I am the All-Knowing Great One. What is your question? ______ , / \ / \ J__________L |(____)(____)| | /\ | J / \ L J / \ L Dude, where's my car? | /______\ | ' | ____________ | ## J' `L [[# | `------------' | .||> | | dd >Stuff you didn't know you didn't know! In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'. --- --- --- ---- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language. --- --- --- ---- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. --- --- --- ---- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. --- --- --- ---- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. --- --- --- ---- Coca-Cola was originally green. --- --- --- ---- It is impossible to lick your elbow. --- --- --- ---- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska . --- --- --- ---- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) --- --- --- ---- The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% . --- --- --- ---- The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 . --- --- --- ---- The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 . --- --- --- ---- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. --- --- --- ---- The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer. --- --- --- ---- The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. --- --- --- ---- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar --- --- --- ---- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 --- --- --- ---- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes . --- --- --- ---- Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. --- --- --- ---- Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'? A. One thousand Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common? A. All were invented by women. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day --- --- --- ---- In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight' . --- --- --- ---- It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. --- --- --- ---- In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's' . --- --- --- ---- Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice. --- --- --- ---- At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! --- --- --- ---- Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? --- --- --- ---- |..| ? ? c >| ? \'/ /><\ unknown >YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2015 when... 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries... 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list . ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this --- ...LOL! Thanks gh0striders27! By the way - NO, I did not check all these facts! TeeHee! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: The first time a baby's born in the ocean, Chief, the sharks come cruisin'. Have you ever heard of a water birth? It's an interesting idea. Since the baby has spent 9 months in 98 degree fluid, it is supposed to be less traumatic for the baby to be born while the mother is submerged in a pool of nearly 98 degree water. Fair enough. But what if we take this idea to the extreme? Sure, we all came from the womb, but if you go back far enough we all ultimately came from the ocean. So why not give birth IN the ocean? And what better witness to this miracle of life than the ocean dweller who seems to most closely share our inquisitiveness and intelligence; the dolphin? That's right; a pregnant woman is planning on having a "dolphin-assisted" water birth in the ocean, despite experts warning of the possible dangers. Now, when I first read this story I immediately tried to find an independent source to confirm it, and according to a couple different sites it seems to be real, but it still seems a little far-fetched to me. The couple, spiritual healer Dorina Rosin and her partner Maika Suneagle, have apparently been swimming alongside dolphins in Hawaii for weeks in order to familiarize them- selves to the dolphins. "In 2011 and 2014 I had the privilege to learn from and with wild and free dolphins and Humpback whales in Hawaii who transformed and healed me in a very profound way," Rosin wrote on her blog. On the other hand, dolphins are wild animals which have been known to toss, beat, and kill other mammals. Plus, childbirth is a very messy and often bloody affair, and when you dump a lot of blood and bodily fluids in the water it is called chumming. Not the safest thing when sharks are frequently about. Dorina hopes that giving birth underwater in the company of dolphins might give her baby the ability to 'speak' dolphin. That is if she and the baby aren't eaten. Who knows? It might be worth the risk to give birth to Aquaman. *-- Man arrested for bringing chainsaw to courthouse --* ST. JOHN'S, Newfoundland - Authorities in Newfoundland and Labrador said a man was arrested for allegedly showing up at the door of a family courthouse with a revving chainsaw. The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary said sheriff's officers inside the Unified Family Courthouse in St. John's saw Jason Collins, 43, approach the door of the building with a running chainsaw about 9:30 a.m. Wednesday and put the building into lockdown. RNC officers arrived and took Collins into custody. Investigators said Collins had been served with documentation Tuesday pertaining to an upcoming court date. Collins was arrested on charges of possession of a dangerous weapon and assaulting an officer. He was sent for an overnight psychiatric assessment. Court cases scheduled for Wednesday are being rescheduled, Department of Justice officials said. *-- Job offer rescinded after applicant sends nude selfie --* ST. CHARLES, Ill. - An Illinois job applicant texted his way out of an offered position when he accidentally sent the human resources manager a nude selfie, police said. Elmhurst police said the human resources manager at a St. Charles company contacted authorities Aug. 14 to report receiving two nude pictures via text message Aug. 11 and 13 from a man who had been offered a position with the company. "There was a conditional offer of employment made to this particular applicant," Elmhurst Police Chief Michael Ruth told the Chicago Tribune. "He texted the HR director and sent a nude photo of himself." Ruth said the company learned the identity of the sender when he later used the same phone number for a follow-up call. Police said the man who sent the pictures told investigators the nude selfies were sent accidentally. "[Police] contacted the offender who admitted to sending the photographs, explaining they were actually meant for another individual and were sent to the victim in error," the police report of the incident states. "[Police] advised the offender to cease any contact with the victim." The victim decided not to press charges, but police said the man's actions were not free from consequences. "My understanding is they've rescinded the offer of employment," Ruth said. *-- Man jailed four months over 'meth' that turned out to be salt --* MARYBOROUGH, Australia - An Australian man caught with suspected crystal meth spent four months in jail before investigators discovered the substance was Epsom salt. Travis George, the Maryborough, Queensland, man's lawyer, said his client was jailed when police performing a routine check of his car discovered a substance they suspected to be crystal methamphetamine. George said his client was remanded to custody due to his criminal history and he was held for four months before investigators with Queensland Health's Forensic and Scientific Services at the John Tonge Center discovered the suspected crystal meth was actually Epsom salt. "The charges were then withdrawn by police," The Fraser Coast Chronicle quoted George as saying. George detailed the case in support of Maryborough Magistrate John Smith's complaints about long delays when dealing with the John Tonge Center. Smith said one of his cases was adjourned for two months pending the outcome of testing. "It has always been a concern for our clients about delay due to awaiting analysis where it is forensic," George said. A Queensland Health spokeswoman denied any lengthy delays for Forensic and Scientific Services. "Urgent cases are completed within the time frame required by the police and the courts," she said. "All forensic testing performed at FSS is prioritized daily with police and the courts." *-- Man rescues slab of ribs during apartment fire --* FRESNO, Calif. - A California man who ushered his wife and kids out of their home during an apartment complex fire said his first thought was to save his barbecue ribs. Robert Wright, ribs in hand, gave an interview to KMPH-TV after the fire at his Fresno apartment complex and told the reporter he was barbecuing at 3 a.m. when the fire erupted at the apartment next door. "The only thing I think first is make sure them ribs is right and I ran over and got my family man," Wright said. He said he carried his kids out of the apartment and was able to rescue his ribs. Wright explained why he was barbecuing so late at night. "It was three o'clock in the morning, I was hungry man, I was like put them ribs on there," he said. A woman and a child escaped from the fire next door to Wright and were treated for smoke inhalation. Wright said he didn't require any medical attention. "I didn't get any injuries except for all the smoke in my lungs, but I already had smoke in my lungs so I'm alright," he said. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) >Smiles A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville, FL. He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the heck out of a flag burner and an Obama supporter." The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service." --- ...LOL! Thanks Geniann! ======================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: | (_) | _.-|_____| ,' ` / \ / | / ; _,' / (_ / '-._ / '-._ (| \\`-._) \\ | (_) | ____ | / ___\ | ,--.; /d\q )| ::._ \;\`- / | ::( `.\ `-' | :::`. `.`-._,| ::: `. `-._,|; ;::: : `-._|__; ;::::: : | ::::::: : | ::::::: : | :::::::.: \ ::::::::: ,--.`._ | |_|__( __) \ jrei |_..__)_)`.____.' Happy Labor Day everybody! To celebrate the holiday I have decided to unionize my house. The wife immediately demanded shorter hours, she wants a landscaping service to take care of the lawn and she wants one more 'date night' per month. I had to refuse pretty much all of that, so she went on strike. She's out on the lawn marching right now. I tried to take the garbage out this morning and she threw a bottle at me and called me a scab. Laugh it up, Joe The teacher in an adult Sabbath class asked a woman to read about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!'" she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month - until you loathe it." When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said, "Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?" -<>- A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?" He walks away, but moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and when 36 came up she just fainted!" -<>- Pauly walks into a bar and says "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, Pauly, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, eh?" Pauly says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!" The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round. Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says, "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!" Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says "You mean they'll PAY me on top of it?" -<>- A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text; "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." He replied, "I am in the bathroom. Please advise." -<>- Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument. "Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one. "There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor. They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order. "Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us." The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?" "That's right," he called back, "two pints." -<>- Do you take the bible literally? If so, here are a few questions: 1. Do you really believe that Mary was the virgin mother of Jesus? 2. Is Jesus the Lamb of God? 3. Does this mean that Mary had a little lamb? -<>- When our ship stopped in the Atlantic Ocean for a 'swim call,' the chief boatswain noticed how nervous I was. "Don't worry," he assured me. "You are never more than three miles from land." Then he added, "Straight down." -<>- The letters T and G are very close to each other on a key- board. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. -<>- When we decided to sell our house, we nailed "FOR SALE BY OWNER" signs on two trees in our front yard. Before long, the doorbell rang. "How much do you want for the trees?" a young man asked. A group of expectant fathers sat nervously in the hall. A nurse beckoned to one of them and said, "Congratulations, you have a son!" Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up and cried, "Hey, what's the idea? I got here two hours before he did!" -<>- A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago biting his finger nails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, "Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?" The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. She comes back with a drink and he downs it quickly. Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees the same man shaking and biting his nails. She brings him another drink which he swallows immediately. A half hour later she returns to see that the man is shaking uncontrollably, and apparently crying. "My goodness," the flight attendant says, "I've never seen someone so afraid to fly." "I'm not afraid of flying," says the man sobbing loudly, "I'm trying to quit drinking." ========================================================= >-->From Laugh And Lift: There is something wrong if you are always right... */The Lift/* | | *tock* | | *tock* | <-*) | |(() | |"/ | |' PhS *_Needed: a 4X4 for one Blockhead_* (by Kerry Doyal) [Edited] Sometimes a 2X4 ain't enough. As in: "What's it gunna take to get your attention, a 2X4?" A 2x4 - pronounced "two by four" ;-) - refers to a length of wood that is two inches thick & four inches wide. A 2X4 is the standard stud size - this is lumber lingo. However, sometimes a 2X4 ain't enough - for me at least Being a blockhead - not much of a stud any more - I am planning on getting a 4X4 block of wood. I'm having that bad boy inscribed. Being a good cube, it will have six sides for inscribing. I propose one word for each side: "Rejoice in the Lord always." Phil. 4X4 I was in the shower when this idea hit me. The shower is not just a clean up place, but a "think it through" place. I was in there nursing my sourness, feeding my petty grievances. In short, my disposition for the day is: "I'm mad!" In fact, I was mad at my wife as well as a few other folks. What has she done? What cause have I to be surly? Well, two days ago she...she...I can't really remember, but all the same... So I'm in the shower & it hits me: I am mad, sad, bummed for various reasons. Rejoice? Who me? No way! I have reasons NOT to be 4X4-ing - rejoicing in the Lord. Or so I deceive myself into thinking. Rejoice? HA! Not today - I'm miffed & I am sure it is justifiable. After all, they, she, he... Seems the dirtiest part of me can't be reached by soap. Sometimes a 2X4 ain't enough. Seems a 2X4 needs to replaced with a big fat 4X4 - the need to respond to a 4X4 (4:4) Philippians 4:4 says: "Rejoice in the Lord always." Always? Always? I am glad a cube only has six sides (double checking.... yes, six). The verse goes on to say: "I will say it again: Rejoice!" See, God knew even a 4X4 would not be enough for some of us. Lord, forgive my trying to justify sin - my sin of nursing a grudge, holding on to hurts. Lord, I confess my sin and I unchoose anger. Lord, I need to choose instead to rejoice. Forgive me. Grow me. Help me - I am indeed a block head (heart?), and not nearly the spiritual stud I pretend to be. "Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus." ~ Philippians 4:4-7 (NIV) Ephesians 4:26-32 [26] Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath: [27] Neither give place to the devil. [28] Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth. [29] Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers. [30] And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption. [31] Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: [32] And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Eph.5: [1] Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children; [2] And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. [3] But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; [4] Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. -<>- */The Laugh/* __________ |DAILY NEWS| |&&& ======| |=== ======| |=== == %%$| |[_] ======| |=== ===!##| ejm97 |__________| *_20 REAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES_* 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 7. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 8. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead 9. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death 11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 12. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 13. War Dims Hope for Peace 14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 20. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead -<>- ,="=-. ,`'oo' \o`. ( .88 |^||^)) ) , ) ) `@ (@' (. ( ` , `C ' ) `) `-=' ,/ ._c/ `-=' ,-( `-.,')-. gpyy `( ) `' '` >*_Quick Jokes_* One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" --------- A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?" The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats." --------- As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes. When the first student had completed his time, I asked him to change places with one of the others. Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky voice, "Should I stop the car? -<>- ,-. / `-. // \\ ( \ ,+ ) . \ +-.-'/ ;) , :`--\ `--' ,' '--'; ; |`-._.' | ; : = _\ /_ = ,' `-;(o o) ;-' My name is MXYZPTLK! ( ( ) ) _.-Not KLTPZYXM... \ .-=-, ; .-' ,-\ `=' +-. ,---. ; |\. /| : / \ : ( '-' ) ; ,(. ) ,---. \ \ ; / / \\ `. kOs \ \ , / . ( , '. `. `-' ,' ( `--' . | \ ,' / __ _____ ___ ___ _: `. ' \ \ / / _ \ / _ \| _ \ |\ _.-| \ V / (_) | (_) | _/_| \ .-' \ \_/ \___/ \___/|_| (_) +. DARNIT!!!1 / / `. | : \ ' ''''/ | `_ \ -. ; `-...-' `\_ ,- \ / `---' `-----' >*_RULES FOR CHOOSING YOUR SUPERHERO NAME_* Don't call yourself by your real name... The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck or The Amazing Stevie Foster Don't call yourself by someone else's real name, either, especially a celebrity. Super Tommy Cruise or Captain George Bush Choose a name that suggests power, heroism, and prowess. Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, or Justicewoman Don't choose a name that's too modest. Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-So, Fairly Incredibleman, or Captain Invincible-On-A-Good-Day But don't belabor the point. Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image. Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, or Captain Sweetiepie Don't give away important information in your name. The Glass Jaw or Captain Vulnerable-to-Cigarette-Smoke Don't choose the name of an existing superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of super villains. Be realistic. It's no good calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenital hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble. 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Thanks Deci! -<>- >From Our Friend gh0striders27 :) I have heard this before, but is worth listening to again. Beautiful Amazing Grace in a different way To take what I think is one of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard, play it on a unique instrument, and give it a setting in the mountains to show just a little bit of what GOD has created is just incredibly beautiful. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Dy3h6--fMBA&feature=youtu --- ...Sweet! Thanks gh0striders27! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) You may have seen this trick before, but probably not like this! This magician gives us an amazing trick with a lot of showmanship and style. So much fun to watch, this is one of my favorite magical performances. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wK86kO8lRf4 It's amazing the kind of skill some people have when it comes to art. I can hardly draw a stick man, yet this artist can draw something that seems so real, you would have sworn it was sitting right there. In fact, he's so good he can create ILLUSIONS with his drawings. Have a look for yourselves if you don't believe me and catch a master at creation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ozzA-wkHaTY The "Star Wars" movies are just about the most popular films ever made. Is it any wonder they're ultra-popular with filmmakers, too? Some of the biggest and best movies have little winks and nods to the "Star Wars" franchise buried in them, but I bet you didn't see them. Watch this video to find out which big flicks have hidden "Star Wars" tributes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7q-YXbs1oc&feature=player_embedded We've all seen nuclear launches in the movies. There's the secret codes, and the separate keys, and the fail-safes, and the warning siren. But how realistic are those portrayals? Watch and learn how a REAL nuclear missile is launched in this fascinating, never-before-seen look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=knDIENvBTgw --- ...Wowsers! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) Holocaust List has finally opened up to public This story was aired on CBS on "60 MINUTES" ** about a long-secret German archive that houses a treasure trove of information on 17.5 million victims of the Holocaust. The archive, located in the German town of Bad Arolsen, is massive (there are 16 miles of shelving containing 50 million pages of documents) and until recently, was off-limits to the public. But after the German government agreed earlier this year to open the archives. CBS News' Scott Pelley traveled there with three Jewish survivors who were able to see their own Holocaust records. It's an incredibly moving piece, all the more poignant in the wake of the meeting of Holocaust deniers in Iran and the denial speeches in the UN. We're trying to get word out about the story to people who have a special interest in this subject. It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests...............who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated with the German and Russia peoples looking the other way! Now, more than ever, with Iran, among others, claiming the Holocaust to be "a myth," it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets. This e-mail is intended to reach 40 million people worldwide! Join us and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world. Please send this e-mail to 10 people you know and ask them to continue the memorial chain. Please don't just delete it. It will only take you a minute to pass this along - Hitlers Hidden archive - shocking http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/hitlers-secret-archive/ --- ...horrific time! Thanks Geniann! -<>- This is a bad idea. Can you see a place where everyone in the bar is drinking this. Like being in a "Star Wars" bar scene. http://www.gosocial.co/two-guys-test-helium-beer/ Not for Astronauts http://www.youtube.com/embed/9WoM2bHfr48 This is good stuff! I struggled or excelled in school / college based on how the instructor kept me engaged. I could care less about the subject but if the professor was enthusiastic and engaged, I paid attention and did well. If it was a subject I was highly interested into but the professor was droll and monotone I would be drooling and snoring on my desk. I would like this class! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2SsIYEbCio&sns=em --- ...LOL! Wild! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend PatDeE :) This seems to be amazing. I haven't tried it...just passing it along. -Pat Blow drying a ripe Banana? Astounding!!! A good video http://www.hefty.co/no-more-brown-bananas/ --- ...OK! 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