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>-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
I got an email from Scott Shields with new information for
the page K9 9/11 Heroes. Scott and his dog Bear were the
first K9 team responders to the WTC. Bear not only found
the trapped and buried NYC Fire Chief, but had found more
people then any of the other dogs there had. It is a great
honor to add Bear and Scott to this page. Just watching the
videos again here was so heartwarming and sobering. I
realized that most all of these dogs have passed on and many
like Bear gave their all as they died early from cancers
caused by the horrific smoke and fumes that they had to work
in at the WTC ground zero site. Check this awesome update
out here...
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
September 7 is Labor Day and Neither Rain nor Snow Day
September 8 is International Literacy and National Date Nut Bread Day
September 9 is Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is Sewing Machine Day and Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is 911 Remembrance Day
September 12 is Chocolate Milk Shake and National Video Games Day
September 13 is Grandparent's Day, National Pet Memorial Day, Positive
Thinking Day and Uncle Sam Day [his image was first used in 1813]
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>Bible Study
The teacher in an adult Bible Study class asked one of the women to
read about the Israelites wandering in the desert.
"The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!'" she
began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just
one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month -
until you loathe it."
When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said, "Hey, isn't
that the Atkins Diet?"
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>Biggest Loser
The biggest loser at my weight loss club was an elderly woman.
"How did you do it?" we asked.
"Easy," she said. "Every night I take my teeth out at six o'clock."
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>Favorite Part
After a long day at the museum, I asked my children to describe what
they liked best.
"Dinosaurs!" one shouted.
"Animals!" another cried.
My youngest boy said, "My favorite part is when I smelled French Fries
in the hallway."
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>Karma!
While waiting at a red light, a police cruiser pulled up next to me.
The Officer motioned for me to roll down my window. When I did, he
asked if he could cut in front of me when the light turned green. I
agreed.
As soon as we went through the intersection he turned on his lights and
pulled over the guy in front of me who had cut me off at the last
intersection.
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>What My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.'
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
'Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me.'
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You're going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that
way.'
19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!'
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>HAPPY LABOR DAY TO ALL!!!!
We hope all of you have a safe and wonderful day off on Monday!
Labor Day was promoted by the Central Labor Union and the Knights of
Labor, who organized the first parade in New York City. After the Hay
market Massacre in Chicago on May 4, 1886, U.S. President Grover
Cleveland feared that commemorating Labor Day on May 1 could become an
opportunity to commemorate the affair.
Therefore, in 1887, the United States holiday was established in
September to support the Labor Day that the Knights favored.
Canada's Labor Day is also celebrated on the first Monday of September.
More than 80 other countries celebrate International Workers' Day on
May 1 as their holiday dedicated to labor.
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>-->From Our Friend LouiseA :)
>HAPPY LABOR DAY!!
Hope all of you have a safe and wonderful Labor Day!
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"No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
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I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the
session on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of
sublimation (when a material changes directly from a solid to a gas
without becoming liquid). He gave as an example water vapor in the air
condensing on a plane's windshield to form ice.
Wanting to see if the class had understood the concept, the instructor
asked if anyone could provide an example of something that went
straight from a solid to a gas. He was expecting 'dry ice' as the
answer.
BUUUT... one of the students blurted out, "Burritos."
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A tough old cowboy from South Texas counseled his granddaughter that if
she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of
gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did so religiously to the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren,
25 great-great-grandchildren and a 15-foot hole, where the crematorium
used to be!
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Did you hear the one about the bank where the employees went on strike?
While the strike was on, a customer called the bank to ask if they were
open. They told her they had two windows open. The caller asked,
"Can't I just come through the front door?"
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>Way Back When...
"OLD WORDS AND PHRASES REMIND US OF THE WAY WE WORD"
About a month ago in this space, I illuminated old expressions that
have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology.
These phrases included: don’t touch that dial, carbon copy, you sound
like a broken record and hung out to dry. A bevy of readers have asked
me to shine light on more faded words and expressions, and I am happy
to oblige:
Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We’d put on our best bib
and tucker and straighten up and fly right. Hubba-hubba! We’d cut a rug
in some juke joint and then go necking and petting and smooching and
spooning and billing and cooing and pitching woo in hot rods and
jalopies in some passion pit or lovers’ lane. Heavens to Betsy! Gee
whillikers! Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! Holy moley! We were in like Flynn and
living the life of Riley, and even a regular guy couldn’t accuse us of
being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in
China!
Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when’s the last time
anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and
the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and
pedal pushers. Oh, my aching back. Kilroy was here, but he isn’t
anymore.
Like Washington Irving’s Rip Van Winkle and Kurt Vonnegut’s Billy
Pilgrim, we have become unstuck in time. We wake up from what surely
has been just a short nap, and before we can say, “I’ll be a monkey’s
uncle!” or “This is a fine kettle of fish!” we discover that the words
we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent as oxygen, have
vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our
keyboards.
Poof, poof, poof go the words of our youth, the words we’ve left
behind. We blink, and they’re gone, evanesced from the landscape and
wordscape of our perception, like Mickey Mouse wristwatches, hula
hoops, skate keys, candy cigarettes, little wax bottles of colored
sugar water and an organ grinder’s monkey.
Where have all those phrases gone? Long time passing. Where have all
those phrases gone? Long time ago: Pshaw. The milkman did it. Think
about the starving Armenians. Bigger than a bread box. Banned in
Boston. The very idea! It’s your nickel. Don’t forget to pull the
chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Turn-of-the-century. Iron curtain.
Domino theory. Fail safe. Civil defense. Fiddlesticks! Kiddidlehopper!
You look like the wreck of the Hesperus. Cooties. Going like sixty.
I’ll see you in the funny papers. Don’t take any wooden nickels.
Heavens to Murgatroyd! And awa-a-ay we go!
Oh my stars and garters! It turns out there are more of these lost
words and expressions than Carter had liver pills. This can be
disturbing stuff, this winking out of the words of our youth, these
words that lodge in our heart’s deep core. But just as one never steps
into the same river twice, one cannot step into the same language
twice. Even as one enters, words are swept downstream into the past,
forever making a different river.
We of a certain age have been blessed to live in changeful times. For a
child each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age. We at
the other end of the chronological arc have the advantage of
remembering there are words that once did not exist and there were
words that once strutted their hour upon the earthly stage and now are
heard no more, except in our collective memory. It’s one of the
greatest advantages of aging.
We can have archaic and eat it, too!
Badda Bing, Badda Boom!
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>A fact you won't soon forget ...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over
200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern
that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to
everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian
Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying
colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the
crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were
killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there
was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus
car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill,
they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending
danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah",
not a single one could shout "Truck."
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...And yet, I did forget this fact - HaHa!
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>JEWISH HUMOUR
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave
the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the
street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't
know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay
with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.
After a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive
me for I have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The
woman says "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $50 in
the box and go and sin no more."
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says
"Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What did you
do?" Man: "I committed adultery." Priest:"How many times?"
Man: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $50 in
the box and go and sin no more."
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the
priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father
forgive me for I have sinned." Rabbi: "What did you do?" Woman:
"I committed adultery." Rabbi: "How many times?" Woman: "Once."
Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week,
three for $50.
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>Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was
allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his
thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'.
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Many years ago in
Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen
Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time
TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.
Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can;
women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk
to work: Alaska .
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get
this...)
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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% .
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of
eleven: $ 16,400 .
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in
any given hour: 61,000 .
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great
king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has
one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds
received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the
ground, the person died of natural causes .
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on
July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest
signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until
5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular
boat name requested?
A. Obsession
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to
go until you would find the letter 'A'?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers
and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day
of the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames
by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress
tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the
phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight' .
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that
for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply
his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a
honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this
period was called the honey month, which we know today as the
honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in
old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would
yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'
It's where we get
the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's' .
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked
into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they
needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service.
'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it
or not, you can read it...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is
taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm.
This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2015 when...
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't
played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.
4. You e-mail the
person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries...
7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it
10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee
11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading
this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list .
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NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this
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...LOL! Thanks gh0striders27!
By the way - NO, I did not check all these facts! TeeHee!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
The first time a baby's born in the ocean, Chief, the sharks
come cruisin'.
Have you ever heard of a water birth? It's an interesting
idea. Since the baby has spent 9 months in 98 degree fluid,
it is supposed to be less traumatic for the baby to be born
while the mother is submerged in a pool of nearly 98 degree
water.
Fair enough. But what if we take this idea to the extreme?
Sure, we all came from the womb, but if you go back far
enough we all ultimately came from the ocean. So why not
give birth IN the ocean? And what better witness to this
miracle of life than the ocean dweller who seems to most
closely share our inquisitiveness and intelligence; the
dolphin?
That's right; a pregnant woman is planning on having a
"dolphin-assisted" water birth in the ocean, despite experts
warning of the possible dangers.
Now, when I first read this story I immediately tried to
find an independent source to confirm it, and according to
a couple different sites it seems to be real, but it still
seems a little far-fetched to me.
The couple, spiritual healer Dorina Rosin and her partner
Maika Suneagle, have apparently been swimming alongside
dolphins in Hawaii for weeks in order to familiarize them-
selves to the dolphins.
"In 2011 and 2014 I had the privilege to learn from and with
wild and free dolphins and Humpback whales in Hawaii who
transformed and healed me in a very profound way," Rosin
wrote on her blog.
On the other hand, dolphins are wild animals which have been
known to toss, beat, and kill other mammals.
Plus, childbirth is a very messy and often bloody affair, and
when you dump a lot of blood and bodily fluids in the water
it is called chumming. Not the safest thing when sharks are
frequently about.
Dorina hopes that giving birth underwater in the company of
dolphins might give her baby the ability to 'speak' dolphin.
That is if she and the baby aren't eaten.
Who knows? It might be worth the risk to give birth to Aquaman.
*-- Man arrested for bringing chainsaw to courthouse --*
ST. JOHN'S, Newfoundland - Authorities in Newfoundland
and Labrador said a man was arrested for allegedly showing
up at the door of a family courthouse with a revving
chainsaw. The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary said
sheriff's officers inside the Unified Family Courthouse
in St. John's saw Jason Collins, 43, approach the door of
the building with a running chainsaw about 9:30 a.m.
Wednesday and put the building into lockdown. RNC officers
arrived and took Collins into custody. Investigators said
Collins had been served with documentation Tuesday
pertaining to an upcoming court date. Collins was arrested
on charges of possession of a dangerous weapon and
assaulting an officer. He was sent for an overnight
psychiatric assessment. Court cases scheduled for Wednesday
are being rescheduled, Department of Justice officials
said.
*-- Job offer rescinded after applicant sends nude selfie --*
ST. CHARLES, Ill. - An Illinois job applicant texted his
way out of an offered position when he accidentally sent
the human resources manager a nude selfie, police said.
Elmhurst police said the human resources manager at a St.
Charles company contacted authorities Aug. 14 to report
receiving two nude pictures via text message Aug. 11 and
13 from a man who had been offered a position with the
company. "There was a conditional offer of employment
made to this particular applicant," Elmhurst Police Chief
Michael Ruth told the Chicago Tribune. "He texted the HR
director and sent a nude photo of himself." Ruth said the
company learned the identity of the sender when he later
used the same phone number for a follow-up call. Police
said the man who sent the pictures told investigators the
nude selfies were sent accidentally. "[Police] contacted
the offender who admitted to sending the photographs,
explaining they were actually meant for another individual
and were sent to the victim in error," the police report
of the incident states. "[Police] advised the offender to
cease any contact with the victim." The victim decided
not to press charges, but police said the man's actions
were not free from consequences. "My understanding is
they've rescinded the offer of employment," Ruth said.
*-- Man jailed four months over 'meth' that turned out to
be salt --*
MARYBOROUGH, Australia - An Australian man caught with
suspected crystal meth spent four months in jail before
investigators discovered the substance was Epsom salt.
Travis George, the Maryborough, Queensland, man's lawyer,
said his client was jailed when police performing a
routine check of his car discovered a substance they
suspected to be crystal methamphetamine. George said his
client was remanded to custody due to his criminal history
and he was held for four months before investigators with
Queensland Health's Forensic and Scientific Services at
the John Tonge Center discovered the suspected crystal
meth was actually Epsom salt. "The charges were then
withdrawn by police," The Fraser Coast Chronicle quoted
George as saying. George detailed the case in support of
Maryborough Magistrate John Smith's complaints about long
delays when dealing with the John Tonge Center. Smith said
one of his cases was adjourned for two months pending the
outcome of testing. "It has always been a concern for our
clients about delay due to awaiting analysis where it is
forensic," George said. A Queensland Health spokeswoman
denied any lengthy delays for Forensic and Scientific
Services. "Urgent cases are completed within the time
frame required by the police and the courts," she said.
"All forensic testing performed at FSS is prioritized
daily with police and the courts."
*-- Man rescues slab of ribs during apartment fire --*
FRESNO, Calif. - A California man who ushered his wife
and kids out of their home during an apartment complex
fire said his first thought was to save his barbecue ribs.
Robert Wright, ribs in hand, gave an interview to KMPH-TV
after the fire at his Fresno apartment complex and told
the reporter he was barbecuing at 3 a.m. when the fire
erupted at the apartment next door. "The only thing I
think first is make sure them ribs is right and I ran
over and got my family man," Wright said. He said he
carried his kids out of the apartment and was able to
rescue his ribs. Wright explained why he was barbecuing
so late at night. "It was three o'clock in the morning,
I was hungry man, I was like put them ribs on there," he
said. A woman and a child escaped from the fire next door
to Wright and were treated for smoke inhalation. Wright
said he didn't require any medical attention. "I didn't
get any injuries except for all the smoke in my lungs,
but I already had smoke in my lungs so I'm alright," he
said.
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>-->From Our Friend Geniann :)
>Smiles
A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in
Jacksonville, FL.
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the heck out of a flag burner and an Obama
supporter."
The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not
to discuss your community service."
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Happy Labor Day everybody! To celebrate the holiday I have
decided to unionize my house. The wife immediately demanded
shorter hours, she wants a landscaping service to take care
of the lawn and she wants one more 'date night' per month.
I had to refuse pretty much all of that, so she went on
strike. She's out on the lawn marching right now.
I tried to take the garbage out this morning and she threw
a bottle at me and called me a scab.
Laugh it up, Joe
The teacher in an adult Sabbath class asked a woman to read
about the Israelites wandering in the desert.
"The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to
eat!'" she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will
not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or
twenty days, but for a month - until you loathe it."
When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said, "Hey,
isn't that the Atkins diet?"
-<>-
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to
the whole table, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in
the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why
don't you play your age?"
He walks away, but moments later, his attention is grabbed
by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks,
"What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money
on 29, and when 36 came up she just fainted!"
-<>-
Pauly walks into a bar and says "Bartender, one round for
everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, Pauly, seems
you're in a really good mood tonight, eh?"
Pauly says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the
city to go around and remove all the money from parking
meters. I start on Monday!"
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the
round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and
says, "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over
having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be
when you get your paycheck!"
Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his
face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters from his pocket,
and says "You mean they'll PAY me on top of it?"
-<>-
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text;
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you."
He replied, "I am in the bathroom. Please advise."
-<>-
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They
called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an
argument.
"Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one.
"There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked
for their order.
"Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy
them for us."
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so
one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other
end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?"
"That's right," he called back, "two pints."
-<>-
Do you take the bible literally? If so, here are a few
questions:
1. Do you really believe that Mary was the virgin mother of
Jesus?
2. Is Jesus the Lamb of God?
3. Does this mean that Mary had a little lamb?
-<>-
When our ship stopped in the Atlantic Ocean for a 'swim call,'
the chief boatswain noticed how nervous I was. "Don't worry,"
he assured me. "You are never more than three miles from land."
Then he added, "Straight down."
-<>-
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a key-
board. This recently became all too apparent to me and
consequently I will never be ending a work email with the
phrase "Regards" again.
-<>-
When we decided to sell our house, we nailed "FOR SALE BY
OWNER" signs on two trees in our front yard. Before long,
the doorbell rang. "How much do you want for the trees?" a
young man asked.
A group of expectant fathers sat nervously in the hall. A
nurse beckoned to one of them and said, "Congratulations,
you have a son!"
Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up and cried, "Hey,
what's the idea? I got here two hours before he did!"
-<>-
A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New
York to Chicago biting his finger nails and sweating
profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight
attendant walks over and says, "Sir, can I get you something
from the bar to calm you down?"
The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. She
comes back with a drink and he downs it quickly. Ten minutes
later, the flight attendant sees the same man shaking and
biting his nails. She brings him another drink which he
swallows immediately.
A half hour later she returns to see that the man is shaking
uncontrollably, and apparently crying. "My goodness," the
flight attendant says, "I've never seen someone so afraid
to fly."
"I'm not afraid of flying," says the man sobbing loudly,
"I'm trying to quit drinking."
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There is something wrong if you are always right...
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*_Needed: a 4X4 for one Blockhead_*
(by Kerry Doyal)
[Edited]
Sometimes a 2X4 ain't enough.
As in: "What's it gunna take to get your attention, a 2X4?"
A 2x4 - pronounced "two by four" ;-) - refers to a length of wood that
is two inches thick & four inches wide.
A 2X4 is the standard stud size - this is lumber lingo.
However, sometimes a 2X4 ain't enough - for me at least
Being a blockhead - not much of a stud any more - I am planning on
getting a 4X4 block of wood. I'm having that bad boy inscribed. Being
a good cube, it will have six sides for inscribing.
I propose one word for each side:
"Rejoice
in
the
Lord
always."
Phil. 4X4
I was in the shower when this idea hit me.
The shower is not just a clean up place, but a "think it through"
place. I was in there nursing my sourness, feeding my petty grievances.
In short, my disposition for the day is: "I'm mad!"
In fact, I was mad at my wife as well as a few other folks. What has
she done? What cause have I to be surly? Well, two days ago
she...she...I can't really remember, but all the same...
So I'm in the shower & it hits me: I am mad, sad, bummed for various
reasons. Rejoice? Who me? No way! I have reasons NOT to be 4X4-ing -
rejoicing in the Lord.
Or so I deceive myself into thinking. Rejoice? HA! Not today - I'm
miffed & I am sure it is justifiable. After all, they, she, he...
Seems the dirtiest part of me can't be reached by soap. Sometimes a
2X4 ain't enough. Seems a 2X4 needs to replaced with a big fat 4X4 -
the need to respond to a 4X4 (4:4)
Philippians 4:4 says:
"Rejoice in the Lord always."
Always? Always?
I am glad a cube only has six sides (double checking.... yes, six). The
verse goes on to say: "I will say it again: Rejoice!"
See, God knew even a 4X4 would not be enough for some of us.
Lord, forgive my trying to justify sin - my sin of nursing a grudge,
holding on to hurts. Lord, I confess my sin and I unchoose anger.
Lord, I need to choose instead to rejoice.
Forgive me.
Grow me.
Help me - I am indeed a block head (heart?), and not nearly the
spiritual stud I pretend to be.
"Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! Let your
gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. Do not be anxious
about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with
thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God,
which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your
minds in Christ Jesus." ~ Philippians 4:4-7 (NIV)
Ephesians 4:26-32
[26] Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath:
[27] Neither give place to the devil.
[28] Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour,
working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to
give to him that needeth.
[29] Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that
which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto
the hearers.
[30] And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto
the day of redemption.
[31] Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil
speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
[32] And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one
another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
Eph.5:
[1] Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children;
[2] And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given
himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling
savour.
[3] But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not
be once named among you, as becometh saints;
[4] Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not
convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
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*_20 REAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES_*
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
7. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
8. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
9. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
12. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
13. War Dims Hope for Peace
14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
20. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl
thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how
come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone
asked her what the bracelet was for.
She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"
The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."
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As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High
School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can
become flustered behind the wheel.
One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for
30 minutes. When the first student had completed his time, I asked him
to change places with one of the others. Gripping the wheel tightly and
staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky voice,
"Should I stop the car?
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>*_RULES FOR CHOOSING YOUR SUPERHERO NAME_*
Don't call yourself by your real name...
The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck or The Amazing Stevie Foster
Don't call yourself by someone else's real name, either,
especially a celebrity.
Super Tommy Cruise or Captain George Bush
Choose a name that suggests power, heroism, and prowess.
Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, or Justicewoman
Don't choose a name that's too modest.
Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-So, Fairly Incredibleman, or
Captain Invincible-On-A-Good-Day
But don't belabor the point.
Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy
Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image.
Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers,
or Captain Sweetiepie
Don't give away important information in your name.
The Glass Jaw or Captain Vulnerable-to-Cigarette-Smoke
Don't choose the name of an existing superhero unless
you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation
instead of super villains.
Be realistic. It's no good calling yourself Captain Invincible
if your only power is control over Hostess Twinkies and you
suffer from a congenital hole-in-the-heart condition. It's
just asking for trouble.
Don't call yourself Invisible Boy if you're not.
Don't call yourself Invisible Boy if you're a girl.
Don't call yourself the Green Avenger if you wear an orange costume.
You'll confuse people.
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>From Our Friend Deci :)
Syria Then And Now
http://tinyurl.com/nl3bggn
Also...
http://tinyurl.com/pplozs4
And this one...
http://tinyurl.com/qxvkgrp
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...So terrible and heartwrenching! Thanks Deci!
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>From Our Friend gh0striders27 :)
I have heard this before, but is worth listening to again. Beautiful
Amazing Grace in a different way To take what I think is one of the
most beautiful songs I have ever heard, play it on a unique
instrument, and give it a setting in the mountains to show just a
little bit of what GOD has created is just incredibly beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Dy3h6--fMBA&feature=youtu
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...Sweet! Thanks gh0striders27!
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>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
You may have seen this trick before, but probably not like this! This
magician gives us an amazing trick with a lot of showmanship and style.
So much fun to watch, this is one of my favorite magical performances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wK86kO8lRf4
It's amazing the kind of skill some people have when it comes to art. I
can hardly draw a stick man, yet this artist can draw something that
seems so real, you would have sworn it was sitting right there. In
fact, he's so good he can create ILLUSIONS with his drawings. Have a
look for yourselves if you don't believe me and catch a master at
creation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ozzA-wkHaTY
The "Star Wars" movies are just about the most popular films ever made.
Is it any wonder they're ultra-popular with filmmakers, too? Some of
the biggest and best movies have little winks and nods to the "Star
Wars" franchise buried in them, but I bet you didn't see them. Watch
this video to find out which big flicks have hidden "Star Wars"
tributes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7q-YXbs1oc&feature=player_embedded
We've all seen nuclear launches in the movies. There's the secret
codes, and the separate keys, and the fail-safes, and the warning
siren. But how realistic are those portrayals? Watch and learn how a
REAL nuclear missile is launched in this fascinating, never-before-seen
look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=knDIENvBTgw
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...Wowsers! Thanks LouiseA!
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
Holocaust List has finally opened up to public
This story was aired on CBS on "60 MINUTES" ** about a long-secret
German archive that houses a treasure trove of information on 17.5
million victims of the Holocaust. The archive, located in the German
town of Bad Arolsen, is massive (there are 16 miles of shelving
containing 50 million pages of documents) and until recently, was
off-limits to the public. But after the German government agreed
earlier this year to open the archives.
CBS News' Scott Pelley traveled there with three Jewish survivors who
were able to see their own Holocaust records. It's an incredibly moving
piece, all the more poignant in the wake of the meeting of Holocaust
deniers in Iran and the denial speeches in the UN. We're trying to get
word out about the story to people who have a special interest in this
subject.
It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended.
This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six
million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900
Catholic priests...............who were murdered, massacred, raped,
burned, starved and humiliated with the German and Russia peoples
looking the other way! Now, more than ever, with Iran, among others,
claiming the Holocaust to be "a myth," it is imperative to make sure
the world never forgets.
This e-mail is intended to reach 40 million people worldwide!
Join us and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it
around the world.
Please send this e-mail to 10 people you know and ask them to continue
the memorial chain.
Please don't just delete it. It will only take you a minute to pass
this along -
Hitlers Hidden archive - shocking
http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/hitlers-secret-archive/
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...horrific time! Thanks Geniann!
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This is a bad idea. Can you see a place where everyone in the bar is
drinking this. Like being in a "Star Wars" bar scene.
http://www.gosocial.co/two-guys-test-helium-beer/
Not for Astronauts
http://www.youtube.com/embed/9WoM2bHfr48
This is good stuff! I struggled or excelled in school / college based
on how the instructor kept me engaged. I could care less about the
subject but if the professor was enthusiastic and engaged, I paid
attention and did well. If it was a subject I was highly interested
into but the professor was droll and monotone I would be drooling and
snoring on my desk.
I would like this class!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2SsIYEbCio&sns=em
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...LOL! Wild! Thanks Geniann!
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>From Our Friend PatDeE :)
This seems to be amazing. I haven't tried it...just passing it along.
-Pat
Blow drying a ripe Banana? Astounding!!!
A good video
http://www.hefty.co/no-more-brown-bananas/
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...OK! Thanks PatDeE!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"A study found that many types of head lice have mutated and
now have become resistant to over-the-counter treatments. The
problem has scientists scratching their heads." -Conan O'Brien
"Google has announced that the next version of its Android
phone software will be called Marshmallow. It'll be similar
to the last version but with s'more features." -Seth Meyers
"This weekend a couple from Connecticut will have the longest
marriage ever recorded in the U.S. They said the secret to
their long-lasting marriage is love, compromise, and the fact
that neither one of them has been able to hear a word the
other one has said in more than 30 years." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will
prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect
for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but
none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien
"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your
grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, 'Cool, I
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