Happy Lazy Day! ... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ >-->In The Shangy News :) You can still get your very own Shangrala / Trump 2020 bumper sticker! For a limited time and while supplies last, you can not only help the ShangralaFamilyFun.com web site stay alive, but help support Pres.Trump with every donation of $20 or more you make through the Shangrala Web Site. 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We'll give a portion of all proceeds directly to the Trump Campaign. Any amount is greatly appreciated and much needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 After all, We are in this together - For God And Country :) *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY FOR YOUR GIFT! -<>- >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This too hot to handle new page is from our friends Linda and LouiseAu. It's sure to give you plenty of Smiles and maybe even a few laughs. Take a few minutes and check it out here: ( ) ( ) |. `_^_' (|||)(| / |,\ ,| |- ' -| |. \_,_/ (|||)(| /___\ ,| ejm Got A Nanosecond 10? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nano10.html --- ...LOL! I do love this series! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ,--------, ,--------,' | | _ | | | .' `. | | | `._.' | | | |,',-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-==, |__________\---------------------------------------------------==' A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches." "What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the lawyer. "Well, I knew sooner or later some idiot would ask me, so I measured it!" -<>- A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and have your tea," said his mother. "You stomach is hurting because it's empty. It'll be alright when you've got something in it." Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office, complaining of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his bright son, "You'd be all right if you had something in it." -<>- twoep mkkkkkkk z1 ldk Vtmn i Cm k k Tkm k xk D k V m yl m m m h l l k Y k p yk l l k V y k l k r 7h z l k l l o `' l 7 l k k r ' p m k lmmmt k l .l m k l km l r k Yh y k 2oP k t tyyy k ' y k Dk D m mm m V mmmmyt mn Tyl t m Ymmm (---. ' __ r mt Yz (`-- `-' ) mmm mmlt YMmmmmnnc -_ = -- wwwwt D > = (BP mkT Y ---______) K m mkT Ym y Y ym m Ymm >Points to Ponder 1. Can you cry under water? 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 7. Why! is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 8. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 9. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 10. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 11. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? 12. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose- fitting clothing. If I had any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 13. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 14. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 15. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ August 10 is Lazy Day and National S'mores Day August 11 is (11-12) Annual Perseid Meteor Shower, Presidential Joke Day and Son and Daughter Day August 12 is (11-12) Annual Perseid Meteor Shower and World Elephant Day August 13 is Left Hander's Day August 14 is National Creamsicle Day, National Kool-Aid Day and (14/15) V-J Day - which date do you celebrate as the end of WWII? August 15 is Feast of the Assumption, National Honey Bee Awareness Day, Relaxation Day and (14/15) V-J Day - which date do you celebrate as the end of WWII? August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _|_ | .-'''''-. .-' '-. .-' :::::_::::: '-. ___/ ==:...:::-:::...:== \___ /_____________________________\ ':'-._________________________.-'_ ':::\ @-,`-[-][-^-][-]-`,-@ / _| |_ '::| .-------------------. ||_ @ _| ::|=|* ___ _ ___ *|=|'.| | ':| |' ))_) )) ))_) '| |::.^| _:|=|' ((`\ (( (( '|=|::::::. _| || |' _ '| |:::::::. |_ |=|'1634 _( )_ 1789'|=|':::::. | || |' ( (_ ~ _) ) '| | ':::' |^||=|* ) (_) ( *|=| '::' | '-------------------' .::::' |_____________________.::::::' .'___________________.::::::'' |_______________.::::'':::''' .'_____________.::::::''::::'' .:::'''' LGB .'::::' .:::::''':. .:::::' >If I Die Once, when my two daughters were young, the subject of death came up while we were sitting down for dinner. We talked about what each person in our family would be called if another passed away. The youngest, asked, "What would you be Mommy if Daddy passed away?" "A widow," I told her "and if I passed away, Daddy would be a widower." Then she asked, "What would I be if my sister passed away?" My husband replied, "A suspect." -<>- >Bold Thief A man went camping in a state park. Before leaving his car to go hiking he left a note on the dashboard saying, "The stereo is broken." He did this to deter thieves from breaking into his older model car. When returning from his hike the man noticed his car window was broken and the stereo was cut from the dashboard. A note was left by the thief saying, "We'll fix it." -<>- >The List Two months before his 75th birthday, my husband had to get two hearing aids. He kept telling people he now had to have a "bathroom list" of things to do each morning, which included putting in his hearing aids and false teeth, and exercising his replaced knee. A few weeks before his birthday, when I was continually asking him what he wanted for his birthday, he kept saying he was asking for divine inspiration. Then one morning, while he was struggling with his hearing aids. I overheard him say: "For my birthday, Lord, please don't make my list any longer." -<>- >Joint Account A woman entered the bank and said, "I'd like to open a joint account. A checking account for me and a deposit account for my husband." -<>- >Art Reflects Life, Sometimes Too Closely As a Speech therapist, I was working with a preschooler on body part identification and the 'K' sound. To that end, I had him use Play-Doh to make a sculpture of me. "Is that my neck?" I asked, trying to get him to repeat the word. "No, that's your chin," he said. He added more Play-Doh. "Is that my neck?" I asked. "No, that's your other chin." -<>- >Diet Additive During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products. She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolate fudge and the non-dairy pops, assuring us that we could eat them without the least fear of ruining our diets. The woman next to me nodded her head emphatically and then whispered, "They're even better when you spread peanut butter on them!" -<>- >Jury Questions When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers. "Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer. "Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded. "And how did that turn out?" "I don't know," she said. "Ask me when I'm dead." -<>- >Teaching Golf This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they go. First hole: Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty. The husband steps up first and says, "Now watch me, and do the same thing." He hits a beautiful shot, lands on the green with about 30 feet to the cup. The wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and it ricochets off a tree, bounces off a rock and rolls up onto the green and drops into the cup. The husband looks at this, and says, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go home." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) /| __ : :o <"" "">|/ |""--""|n-. | |"`.| | .--. | || | ( ) |.-:' | "" |/" ( ) Ojo 98 ""--"" >SMILES An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!" --------- They think we're dumb, so they put too many directions on products. Like on the home pregnancy test, it says, "For use in the privacy of your own home." Oh, good, I was going to drive to a crowded shopping center. ---------- Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "Congratulations! That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part." ---------- I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the backyard, we went looking for it. She went off in the car, and I started to walk around the church, calling the dog's name. I didn't think anything of it, until I noticed some strange looks from people walking in the area. The dog's name is Moses. ---------- An auto mechanic received a repair order: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem. He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk." ---------- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor." ----------- Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat.. Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking. Yesterday, I read that having s%x can kill you; This morning I stopped reading. -------- I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, There was a delay. Finally, a teen-aged blonde girl came to the window Looking frustrated, "I'm having a problem," she announced. . . "The ice keeps melting." -------- Old Jack was in his club on a Friday night when he pulled a $100,000 jackpot on a poker (slot) machine. When the club manager was presenting him with the check, he asked Jack how he was going to spend the money. "Well", said Jack, "first I'll spend $25,000 at the racetrack, and I'll spend $25,000 on beer, wine and whisky and another $25,000 on loose, fast women." "Goodness!", said the manager. "Then what are you going to spend the other $25,000 on?" "Ah ... geez," said old Jack, scratching his head, "I'll probably just squander that." -------- As cab drivers oftentimes are wont to do, the driver was darting in and out of heavy traffic -- with complete abandon. After a few hair-raising blocks, his passenger leaned forward and asked, "Would you please be more careful? I have six children at home." "Sheesh! Lady." murmured the cabbie. "You got six kids and ya got the nerve to tell ME to be careful?" -------- According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months had gone by without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to examine Mom right then and there. "Please disrobe," he told her. "With HIM in the room??" she yelled, pointing to my father. Turning to Dad, the doctor replied, "Captain, I think I found the problem...." --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- .-. o \ .-. .----.' \ .'o) / `. o / | \_) /-. '_.` \ \ `. | \ | \ | .--/`-. / / .'.-/`-. `. .\| /.' /`._ `- '-. ____(|__/`-..`- '-._ \ |`------.'-._ ` ||\ \ || # /-. ` / || \| || #/ `--' / /_::_|)__ `|____|-._.-` / ||`--------` \-.___.` | / || # | \ | | || # # | /`.___.'\ |.`|________| | /`.__.'|'.` __/ \ __/ \ /__.-.) /__.-.) LGB >China virus 1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap? 2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do. 3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me. 4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats. 5. Just wait a second – so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right? 6. People are scared of getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds, as if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent. 7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it. 8. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me. 9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic. 10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. That would be helpful right now. 11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is. 12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now? 13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one. 14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week. -<>- `\|/' .---------------. ,'Y`. _( To think.... )_________ )|._.|( ( Doesn't that involve little ) /(___)\ ""( little lightbulbs over )" ( ) ""( My head ??? )""""""" `..-.,' """"""""""""" |"| .--' `--. Ojo >Interesting... Current Federal law says you must know English to become a citizen, so why are foreign language ballots even printed? China spread the disease. Democrats spread the lies. The Media spread the panic. They crashed the economy all to destroy our President. Remember that in November. The SCAMDEMIC! They pulled it off! They crashed the world economy without firing a shot! One World (socialist) Government, here we come!! Hate must be taught. The question is who is teaching our children to hate America? Nevada's new ballot harvesting law says that anyone can fill out an unlimited amount of other people's ballots & sign them! (um - isn't that sort of against voting laws??) Where's the Media outrage over Bernie Sanders & Nancy Pelosi endorsing a well-known anti-semitic, Rep. Ilhan Omar? Why is Manafort facing 80 years in prison for tax fraud, but Al Sharpton who owes millions in taxes, has NEVER been arrested? Think mail-in voting is not a Liberal scam to cheat? Pelosi will not sign off on Stimulus checks unless mail-in is approved. Just found out that my grandma, a lifetime Republican, is voting for Biden. This would've never happened if she were still alive. The Media is dividing the country & creating panic with no consequences whatsoever. Has anyone noticed that Trump supporters are NOT the ones out rioting, looting, stealing, burning, & beating people? Christian worshippers outsmarted Pennsylvania’s fascist Democrat governor by gathering to praise God inside a Walmart — which, unlike the church, has been deemed “essential.” If you'd like to see, visit here: https://twitter.com/Lukewearechange/status/1291374080197906434 Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow their oath of office. You should wear a mask because even if there is the slightest chance it helps, it's worth it. Also, you can't have Hydroxychlorquine because there's only a small chance that it helps. I'm Joe BIDEN The New ;%%%; Democrat's %o.o% Hand Puppet `=´ \/ _ _(\@/)_ _ / (_}_Y Y_{_) / \ /__|__\ /___/ ___ /___o| \ / / \ / / \ / / \ / / \_ \/ / |\_ / / | \_ / | \___/ MJP Who wants to bet that the Democrats are coming up with a plot so 'blundering Joe' can escape the debates?? --- ...Aww, the world we live in. Any doubt who runs it? Thanks LouiseAu! See this teaching... GOD FIRST http://www.absolutebiblestudy.com/Basics/GOD_FIRST.htm ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ | _______ | | `| ((()) || || | |] ))- -(( ||_______|| |__________| ((\o/)) |_________| | | /\\_//\ |_==___==_| | |]__.-- //(_ _)\\ ____|_________| | |------ \\\ /// ----|oo o oo| | | | (// \\) *__|| _______ | | | | * /_____\ _*__||| || | | |_____| | | | __*__|||_______|| | |________ | | | __ ___|_________| |__________| |_|_| (_) (_) A quick cycle in your dishwasher with vinegar is a great way to deodorize it. Just fill a dishwasher-safe cup with white vinegar and put it on the top rack. Dont put anything else in your dishwasher. Just run it through a cycle on the hottest setting. Say goodbye to musty odors and to grease and grime! Unsweetened lemonade mix actually works pretty well too. You can also sprinkle baking soda on the bottom and then run another hot cycle. This will kill even more foul odors and get rid of stains. --- ...Have trouble with ants in your dishwasher? I found that running a line of liquid dish soap along the bottom floor of the washer above where the door is and on the top of the inside of the door after each new a wash load is removed stops them from coming in. It also works to eliminate that nasty grease build up. -<>- Energy efficient lightbulbs are a simple way to reduce the amount of power you use. Not only will this help the planet, it will also save your bank balance too. By replacing just one light bulb, the effect can be tremendous. If every house in the USA did this, it would reduce pollution by the same amount as removing one million cars from the road! -<>- Love cooking, but struggle finding the time to prep? This one's for you... If you love cooking and eating a nice homemade dinner, but you feel like you never have time, look no further than this hack. Store chicken breasts in a bag of your favorite marinade and freeze them. Then, the next time you need dinner, just defrost and go! -<>- Clean those narrow-necked jars and vases with small gravel (aquarium gravel works the best). Fill one-third of the jar with water. Add a handful of gravel, and then stir and shake the jar. The gravel will scour the inside of the jar clean. Dump the gravel into a strainer, give it a quick rinse (so it doesn't stink!) and save it for next time. You'll wonder why you didn't think of that yourself! -<>- Spot-Clean Bathrooms Nightly Just as clutter attracts clutter, bathroom funk quickly multiplies. Stock every bathroom with Lysol wipes and you can quickly and easily clean the countertop and toilet when you brush your teeth or help the kids get ready for bed. While wiping, you'll naturally put away the floss, hair ties, and other clutter in your path. -<>- Why am I now just learning this awesome tip??? Before you set out to chop up something very finely with your nice kitchen knife, wipe the blade with a touch of olive oil. This will help keep the stuff your mincing from getting stuck to the surface of your knife and getting in the way. -<>- Summer fun comes with plenty of stains. Backyard BBQs are fun until a ketchup splotch ruins your favorite summer outfit and volleyball games are an invitation to grass stains. But there are a few quick and easy methods for lifting stains using products you probably already have in your home. * Fix sunscreen stains with a lemon scrub When sunscreen drips on your shirt, simply sprinkle baby powder on the spot to absorb it. Let it sit for 15 minutes, then rinse with cold water. But what if it's set in? Sunscreen contains avobenzone, the chemical that blocks UVA rays, which can create a rust-like spot. Sprinkle salt on the cut side of a lemon and rub the stain. Lemon's citric acid breaks it up and the salt scrubs it away. * Erase grass streaks with a vinegar bath Just make a solution of 2 parts cold water to one part white vinegar and let sit on the grass stains for 15 minutes. If it's set in simply spritz it with a little hairspray and launder as usual. Alcohol can also help remove even dried grass marks. * Lift ketchup stains with a cold blast Run the underside of the fabric (opposite the spot) under cold water. Then apply dish soap and rub it in to break up the stain. If the stain is set in, saturate with vinegar, then sprinkle on baking soda. The resulting chemical reaction will lift the stain out. * Banish yellow marks with aspirin paste To ensure a sweat stain comes out in the wash, rub it with a makeup-removing wipe. Makeup remover dissolves oils that help cosmetics adhere to the skin - and they do the same with deodorant. If the stain has set into those unsightly yellow streaks, dissolve 3 - 5 aspirin tablets in 1/2 cup of water then pour over the stain and let sit overnight. Aspirin's acetylsalicylic acid acts as a natural, color-safe bleach. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Big Don! - Through Christ Jesus - Amen! :) https://tinyurl.com/y6e64e4x Patriots Create Massive Trump Boat Parade In Mississippi! https://tinyurl.com/y4lal8ks Ronna McDaniel shares GOP convention theme: 'The best is yet to come' https://tinyurl.com/y49srh4n New Poll Says Trump Leads Biden By Six Points https://tinyurl.com/y6r5lqqy Jeanine Pirro (8-8-2020) https://www.bitchute.com/video/FpU0hLc1NCsO/ Tucker - 8-7-20. Amazing How last 7 months have changed us. https://www.bitchute.com/video/A3aooGrLDWiu/ ANTIFA Thugs Get Beaten By Pro-Police MAGA Patriots https://tinyurl.com/y34cxo7u Attacks Increase Against Pro-Lifers During Current Racial Unrest https://tinyurl.com/y3ypdueq NV Churches Hold Services in Casinos to Get Around Restrictions https://tinyurl.com/y35elwar Trump Ad - The Radical Left, Don't Let Them Take Over America! https://www.bitchute.com/video/A3aooGrLDWiu/ Trump Signs Four Sweeping Executive Orders; Federal Income Tax Holiday! https://tinyurl.com/y4dertg9 The Crimes, Lies and Destruction of Black Lives Matter Threaten Us All and More https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Metro Nashville Council Member Wants People Not Wearing a Mask to Be Charged with Murder or Attempted Murder https://tinyurl.com/y49w53j8 AAN Daily Recap: Biden Defers to Voters on Question of Mental Fitness https://tinyurl.com/y4a298wf Joe Biden Involved in Ivy League School That Took Millions from Communist-Tied Company https://deepstatejournal.com/ Bill Barr Orders Driver To Make U-Turn So He Can Thank Police Supporters! https://tinyurl.com/y6c2nxw5 This Elite Newspaper Vows Not to Cave to ‘Cancel Culture’ Despite the Left’s Attempts https://tinyurl.com/y37jdmoo The NFL Will Require All Fans Attending Games to Wear a Mask https://tinyurl.com/y5zq2y5n Westwing News: Trump Announces Aid for Jobless, Renters, Student Loan Borrowers https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Listeria Found in Potatoes, Oranges, Limes, and Lemons http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: A marriage proposal is a very special occasion, and some people put a lot of thought and planning into the moment they ask that special someone to be with them 'til death or irreconcilable differences do them part. One British man pulled out all the stops when he decorated his apartment with balloons and hundreds of candles to create the perfect romantic atmosphere. He then lit all of those candles... and then left the apartment to go pick up his girlfriend. Albert Ndreu, 26, spent two weeks meticulously planning his perfect proposal after buying a ring for Valerija Madevic, 22. He had decided to surprise his sweetheart by filling their living room with several candles, around 100 tea lights and roughly 60 balloons. He spent over four hours preparing his romantic setting - two of which were spent blowing up balloons and lighting up the candles. Albert spelled out the words "Marry Me?" with tea lights, had a bottle of Chianti waiting for them, and had a nonstop romance playlist playing on a speaker. Albert then went out to pick up his girlfriend to bring her home for the surprise. But after he left, the place caught on fire - completely destroying his surprise and his flat. Three fire crews rushed to the scene after Valerija saw clouds of dark smoke emanating from their flat's door in Sheffield, Yorks. But upon returning and seeing the damage, Albert still insisted on going ahead with the proposal as planned and got down on one knee in the charred room and asked the love of his life if she would marry him. With sirens wailing in the distance the love struck girlfriend still said 'yes'. -<>- A Pennsylvania man is in jail on felony charges after police say a woman found him in her home with her fedora in one hand and a sports drink from the refrigerator in the other. According to Altoona police, Adam Zirtsch, 27, allegedly walked into the house, took a Powerade from the refrigerator and drank some of it before he walked to an upstairs bedroom and took the hat. Police were called to the home about 4:30 p.m. after the woman found Zirtsch in a second-story bedroom, holding her fedora. She said she was getting ready for work in another bedroom when she heard an unknown voice. When she walked into the other bedroom, Zirtsch was standing, holding her fedora and the sports drink. He then asked if he could have the hat, and when she told him he couldn't and that he needed to leave, Zirtsch allegedly started to explain that he was drunk, and then he fell over. After a couple minutes, the woman grabbed Zirtsch and pushed him out of the house and in the process, collected the hat and Powerade drink from him, police said. Police found Zirtsch walking down the block and indicated that he was unintelligible when he spoke and had a hard time answering questions. *--- Schwarzenegger Film Terminated by SJWs ---* The Northwest Film Center's Drive-in series in Portland has decided to cut KINDERGARTEN COP from its release schedule due to a series of complaints about "over-policing" tactics used in the film. Despite being picked for the drive-in series due to "its importance in Oregon filmmaking", Portland Author Lois Leveen lead the charge against the idea of screening the comedy in the area. According to Leveen, the movie "romanticizes over- policing in the U.S." and she called for the film to be pulled from the drive-in series immediately: "There's nothing entertaining about the presence of police in schools, which feeds the 'school-to-prison' pipeline in which African American, Latinx, and other kids of color are criminalized rather than educated." Leveen's comments were taken very seriously by the Northwest Film Center's Summer Drive-in series and they agreed to pull the film. In its place, they will show a second screening of JOHN LEWIS: GOOD TROUBLE, in honor of the late congressman. *--- Bears for Trump ---* "Bears are NOT Billboards," reads a social media post from a group that supports black bears in North Carolina. They are referring to images of a black bear with a 'Trump 2020' sticker on a tracking collar. The group, Help Asheville Bears-HAB, says this is the second time a collar has been defaced with similar stickers. "Whoever put these political stickers on these bears is cruel and heartless," HAB wrote in a Facebook post. According to the social media post, the person who took the images, Sheila Chapman, wrote, "These bears are already suffering enough with the heavy collars and metal ear mutilations. But to put a political sticker on the collar? No words can describe my anger and sadness." HAB is offering $5,000 for information about the person responsible for the sticker. *--- Woman fled police through hospital ceiling ---* Police in New Mexico said a woman accused of possessing a stolen truck attempted to escape custody through the ceiling of a hospital room. New Mexico State Police said Shylen Salazer, 34, was arrested alongside a male suspect when they were found near a stolen vehicle and while in holding Salazer told officers she had swallowed drugs and needed medical attention. Salazer, who was found to be concealing a pipe in her bra, was taken to Presbyterian Hospital, where she was found to be missing later in the evening. Police searched the hospital for about an hour before discovering Salazer was hiding in the ceiling of her hospital room. Salazer, who police said admitted to possessing the stolen truck for nearly two months, was charged with escape and receiving or transferring a stolen vehicle. *--- Gator traps residents inside apartment complex ---* Authorities responded to an apartment complex in Florida when an alligator wandered into a building and trapped some residents inside an elevator. The Lee County Sheriff's Office said two deputies responded alongside a trapper when a call came in about an alligator inside a building at the Estero Parc apartment complex in Lee County. The sheriff's office said residents ended up trapped inside the elevator when they found the alligator blocking the door. "Deputies responded and isolated the alligator until a certified trapper arrived and humanely removed the gator," the sheriff's office said. "The apartment complex community was extremely thankful for the deputies response." ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: M ' ` | :|`-._ | :|`-._`-._ / ::\ `-._`-._ / ::\ `-(_) |_________| / / `-' / / / / / / / / ________________/ _&_______ /8P' `' Y888/ /P' ____________ Y8/ /' /\ / / / / . \ \ / / / / // \ \ / / / VK / // \ \___________/ / / /// \ \ __ / /8 `' \/ /_/ ./ /88b.____________________.8/ >Running out of excuses to miss work? Here are ten of the best worst excuses that will hopefully get you out of a day on the job. 1. They forgot to plug in the train. 2. I'm locked in my apartment. 3. I'm death dog sick. 4. My car is at the train station and my roommate left me at home. 5. I need to go to the free clinic with Mom. 6. I had 'bad clams' last night. 7. The cops are looking for my girlfriend's husband. 8. I ate raw pork. 9. The drawer fell on my big toe I need to go to the paramedic. 10. My girlfriend is missing I'll be out today. I have not ever used three of these excuses. I hope they help you out. -<>- >Bad Day at the Course Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry." -<>- >I've Eaten All of Your Nuts A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!" "That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway." -<>- >Losing Weight Is Tough Two overweight middle-aged women are on their daily exercise stroll. They were talking about how hard it is to lose weight as one gets older, something with which all you youths must deal eventually. One woman complained that she remained an 'apple-shape' and the other said that no matter how much she exercised, there was too much poundage on her backside and thighs. It almost seemed like it was there to stay. Her buddy agreed, saying, "It's true. The lard works in mysterious ways." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: How do you make a bandstand? A: Take away their chairs. Q: What is hairy and coughs? A: A coconut with a cold. @ ) (_m_\ \\" _.`~. `(#'/.\) .>' (_--, _=/d . ^\ ~~ \)-' ' / | ptr ##'##'#after a:f############## ################################# Q: Why did the cowboy ride his horse? A: Because it was too heavy to carry. Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A: More leg-room! Q: How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: What do potatoes wear to bed? A: Their yammies! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: o /\,_\ Cheers... ) _ "\ o * \ (__Y.__ )/ \_/ _________// _|, /______` \ /_-_) ______ _// / . . \ // * |`- .\_/ ,\ / /\ '/ |______,-\\\(; / , / \/ _ / __ / \_/ \_/ __( /\( \\ ___|___|_.__\___ o // \\ \\ |_____ _________ // )) )) | ' // // // o | `. (/ //_ //__ | .__________ .- b'ger --(__\\\ _\\\. - --|_|-. >"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY..." "Everything Comes In Threes" - Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three "ones" come in a row, it seems like everything comes in threes. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that everything came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too. It just took them longer to recognize the pattern. "You Can't Take It With You (when you die)" - Well..., that depends on what it is. If it's your dark blue suit, you can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you, you can probably put some things in your pockets. "You Learn Something New Every Day" - Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you've just learned it, doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it, Columbus is a good example of this. "You Get What You Pay For" - Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping recently? Only a very naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully, you'll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful, you soon might not even get that. "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST" - Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third in a field of six. Actually, short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that nice guys finished twenty-sixth. You can see how limited those people were. -<>- Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While one of the robbers takes the money from the tellers, the other lines the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceeds to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand. Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" To which the first lawyer replies, "It's that $50 I owe you." -<>- "Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" the police sergeant asked the detective. "Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good," nodded the other. "Asked him every question we could think of." "And did you get a confession?" asked the sergeant. "Not exactly," explained the officer. "All he'd say was, 'Yes dear,' and dozed off." -<>- A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got male!" -<>- __.--~~.,-.__ `~-._.-(`-.__`-. \ `~~` .--./ \ /# \ \.--. \ / /# \ jgs '--' \ / '--' A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible man alive. No wait...sorry. I am thinking of scotch. It's scotch that does all that. -<>- One friend complained to another, "All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "If it's that bad, why don't you just leave him?" asked the second friend. "I'm seriously considering it, but I'd like to lose another 10 pounds first." ========================================================= >-->(AN Et-Ahem!) Jokes From Dan: _________ \-._.--./ `-._.-' I I bug I -^- Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself. Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread ." -<>- A Russian woman married an Englishman, and they lived happily ever after. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her legs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse and pointed to her chest. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails. .............I don't know about you sometimes! -<>- \\\\ c oo | .U __=__ ,,, |. __|___ oo ; ||_/ / / U= _ 0 \_/__/__E o /. .| | (___ || |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'----'~| I---||| |-----------------------| I ||| | c(__) | ^ '--'' ^ ^ Petrus >After a Terrible Accident A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms." -<>- ____ .---. ,-----. _____ .' `,.': :'' : :.' `. | : : ' ' ' ' : : \ | ' ' ' ' \ | v \ | | v \ | | | v \ | |_ | () | \/ | (= | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | | | | | \ | ===== | | | | ) \ --- /| ===== | | | / `---' \ --- /| ===== | ===== | / `---' \ ---- A ----- / / `----'.`-----' / / / '-._ / dp '. / `----' >Tattoos A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks 'Do you do custom work?' 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indignantly, 'and I can prove it.' With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk. 'Well, what do you think?' the woman asks, spreading her legs. 'Do you know who these men are?' The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. 'I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!' ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: >Quotes So far no one has ever challenged my decision to appear nude on screen. – from Maxine cartoon, in movie theater Failures are divided into two classes: those who thought and never did those who did and never thought. - John Charles Salak -<>- Q. Did President Ulysses S. Grant really change his name? A. Yes. Born Hiram Ulysses Grant, after his grandfather and the mythological Greek hero, Grant (who was one of only three presidents to graduate from a military academy) changed his name before entering West Point feeling that it was undignified to enter with the initials H.U.G. -<>- ^ ,| ]. /] ] ] ]\ /] ] ] ] ] ]\ |\ | ] ] ] ] ] ] ] /| | |\ /] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]\ /| | | | ||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]|| | | |U|U||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]||U|U| |"\| |||U]U]U]U]U]U]U]U]U]|| |/"| | \ ||| ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]|| / | ||\ \||| ]_]-'""@""`-|_] ]||/ /|| || L |`\ , |_____| . /'| T || || |\ | |{ `"""""' }| | /| || |`"""'| | \ / | |`"""'| `"""""[__| |_______| |__]"""""' `-.|"""""""|.-' Ojo'98 The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church. "I liked the music," she replied, "but the commercial was too long." -<>- I think if you really like a girl, you have to pay a LOT of attention to her. But try telling that to those jerks on the jury. (Dave George) -<>- ======================================== BEWARE THE QUANTUM DUCKLINGS ! ======================================== ___________________________________ | _____ | | \ o / | | ~~~ | | Dux | | | | | | | | | ----------------------------------- | __------__ | / ./ ,....., \. \ / ./ . _ . \. \ / / /o)_// \ \ ( ( ~ "(__) _ ) ) \ \. ~_~~~~~ ./ / \ \.________./ / \ / \.========./ I I I I /] [\ -cfbd- // \\ -------\\_____________//------- >Warning Labels Warning! Keep your pants on when sitting in the Interactive Health massage chair featuring "Human Touch Technology." The full text of this important safety tip read: "Do not use massage chair without clothing." That warning is a winner of the Wacky Warning Label Contest. Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, a group whose goal is to show that fear of frivolous lawsuits has led to a loss of corporate common sense, sponsors an annual contest for the wackiest warning labels. Second Place: "Do not use snow blower on the roof." Third Place: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." Here are some Previous winners in the "Wacky Warning Label Contest" for your amusement and amazement: --A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." --A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding." --A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness." --A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." --A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult." --An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." --A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious." --A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." --A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner." --A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn." ------- _____ / \ (____/\ ) |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( -Michael Reeung- ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) >Hilarious and thought-provoking past winners include: * "Never operate your speakerphone while driving" – on a hands-free cell phone product called the "Drive 'N' Talk"! * "Not for use on moving vehicles" – the warning on the "Off-Road Commode," a portable toilet seat that attaches to a trailer hitch! * "Danger: Avoid Death" – a warning on a small tractor! * "Harmful if swallowed – a warning on a brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook * "This product moves when used" – a warning on a popular children's scooter! * "Does not supply oxygen" – a label on a common dust face mask -<>- A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire." ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Awesome Bridge!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/awesomebridge.html John Scape's Basement!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/basement.html Volkner Mobil RV!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rv.html World's Fastest Cars!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fastcars.html Empire Sate Building!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/empire.html Porcelain Doll Art!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/porcelaindoll.html Thailand's Tigers 2!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/tiger2.html Attitude Is Everything 5!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/attitude5.html Moon Photography Art!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/moonart.html Maria The Goose!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/goose.html God's Little Love Notes!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/notes.html Chinese Wal-Mart!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chinawalmart.html Extreme Rednecks!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eredneck.html Morons At Work!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mwork.html Ten Life Tips!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lifetips.html Summer Index! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/summerindex.html -<>- HAPPY LAZY DAY!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yep6gusOqAE -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) 2020 Memorial Day at Lake Havasu...Unbelievable support displayed on the banners :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtJ3hMxlEYw&feature=youtu.be --- ...Sweet! It reminded me of the Mississippi Boat one. Thanks LouiseAu! She sent us one we have on this page... Cops For Kids - (Keep America Great Song!) http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/copsforkids.html --- ...Love it! Thanks LouiseAu! Amazing magic at the Turkish cabaret television show 'En Buyuk Show' in Istanbul. https://youtu.be/-Eu1qUk5gu8 Every magician likes to involve a pretty girl in his magic tricks but it’s not often that she is also a magician. This magic duo performs a stunning illusion that will leave you wondering exactly how they pulled this trick off. This magical act won an award during the World Magic Awards in 2009 and it’s easy to see why as it is a very entertaining act that is performed flawlessly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6e1y0_UTIw --- ...Wowsers! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Revisiting.... >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) HD Northern Lights timelapse, Eureka, Alaska. A timelapse of the Aurora Borealis, Northern Lights, over Eureka, Alaska on March 16, 2013. Taken with a Canon 5D Mark III and 24mm f/1.4 and 70-200 f/2.8 lenses. Compiled from 3800 images, with exposures between 2 seconds and 30 seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsMW7zbzsUs&feature=player_embedded --- ...Most beautiful! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Stoffle, the Badger that can escape from anywhere! | Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem - BBC https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c36UNSoJenI --- ...HaHaHa! Cute! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Darcy Oake is a young magician that just flabbergasted everyone on the famous 'Britain's Got Talent' show, taking dove magic to whole new levels of excitement. I wonder, how many doves DOES he keep on is person? Whatever the answer is, this is one performance I enjoyed immensely, especially the big finish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KyTtJg10&feature=player_embedded A wonderful tribute to Mickey Rooney who died on April 6, 2014. The video is a sequence of photos that show how Mickey looked throughout his life and is set to the song "But Life's Been Good to Me" sung by Lynda Baron and written by Richard Kates. Mickey was in more than 200 films during his career and was married eight times including his first marriage with Ava Gardner. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODNUz6Jsxc&feature=player_embedded The right tools make any job easy - even backbreaking work like splitting firewood. Watch this guy decimate whole logs in seconds using an old tire and a new high-tech axe. You'll never want to do it the old-fashioned way again! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9jDR_2Zsr40 --- ...Cool! Love watching these! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) Awesome Antique Desk https://www.youtube.com/embed/MKikHxKeodA?rel=0 --- ...Superb! I want that! Sweet! Thanks Geniann! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "The USDA has issued a health alert over premade salads and wraps sold at Walgreens due to concerns they may be contaminated with an intestinal parasite. So, if you're buying your meals at Walgreens, I have even more bad news." -Seth Meyers "Apple is close to becoming the first U.S. company worth over $1 trillion. Then Americans looked at their drawers filled with old iPods, and said, 'Yep. Seems about right.'" -Jimmy Fallon "Recently, couples in Montana competed in the first ever Rocky Mountain Wife Carrying Championship. This is a competition where husbands carry their wives on their backs through an obstacle course. The obstacles included a mud pit, a median wall, and a dirt ramp, although most of the couples failed at the final challenge, which was agreeing on a place for dinner." -James Corden "A guy here in New York swims in the Hudson River every week to prove that it's clean. If you want to meet him in person, services are being held on 43rd Street at the Sherwood Funeral Home." -Jimmy Fallon "According to a new survey, fewer than 2 percent of hiring managers said they were actively recruiting graduates with liberal arts degrees. Liberal arts graduates responded by saying, 'Latte for Karen.'" -Seth Meyers "A recent government report revealed that a California DMV employee fell asleep at her desk for up to three hours a day and this went on for nearly four years. She fell asleep at her desk for three hours a day, or as they call that at the DMV, Employee of the Month." -James Corden "A new survey found that 46 percent of doctors have used Google or Yahoo to diagnose their patients' symptoms. Yeah, last time I got sick, my doctor was like, 'I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have 'Server Not Responding.'" -Jimmy Fallon "Two women from Minnesota are seeking to file discrimination charges after the police were called on them for breast- feeding at a public pool. Even worse, their kids were charged with illegally bringing in an outside beverage." -Seth Meyers "The company that makes Ritz crackers has recalled 16 products, including Ritz cheese cracker sandwiches, over concerns of salmonella. There's definitely a moment when you're feeling sick and you're wondering, 'Is this because I consumed salmonella or because I consumed an entire box of Ritz cheese cracker sandwiches?'" -James Corden >Updated FUN STUFF URLS - Oh Yeah Shangy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/urls.html FUN URLS ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -->ShangyFunList AD RATES: $20 will get your a message (of up to 40 words) out to all self-subscribed readers and $5 more will give you the same message also put up for all web site readers. Email me to secure dates. 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