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This super scorcher is from our friend Linda. This page is
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A publicity man had bought himself a new computer and was crawling
under the desk with an extension cord, trying to plug it in. One
of his clients came in and caught him in the act.
The client laughed and quipped, "You press agents are always
looking for a plug!"
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As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap
housing complex near the base where he was working.
Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that
they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning
the wife was upstairs and the husband was downstairs on the
telephone. He was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet
his neighbor.
"Give this to your wife," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper
into his hands. "She's been yelling for it for 20 minutes!"
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A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to
swerve to avoid a box falling off the lorry in front.
Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box
was full of nails and tacks.
"I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tires!"
protested the driver.
"Ok," replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still
bringing you in."
"What for?" retorted the man.
"Tacks evasion," answered the policeman.
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
January 21 is Martin Luther King Jr. day, National Hugging Day,
and Squirrel Appreciation Day
January 22 is National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is National Pie Day, National Handwriting Day,
and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is Beer Can Appreciation Day and Compliment Day
January 25 is Opposite Day
January 26 is Australia Day and Spouse's Day
January 27 is Chocolate Cake Day and Punch the Clock Day
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>Car Auction
The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity.
Vehicles were classified as either "Running" or "No Start." On the
block was a No Starter.
It had a shattered windshield, two missing tires, a sagging front
bumper, a cockeyed grille, a hood that was sprung up at an angle, and
dings and dents all over the body.
Before he started the bidding, the auctioneer announced the car's
year, make and model, and then read the owner's comments: "Please
note - the radio does not work."
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>Las Vegas
A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas had been doing very badly in
the casinos. The groom told the bride, "I have a hunch that I can
turn our luck around if I go down to the casino alone."
Once in the casino, he put a dollar into each of two slot machines.
He hit the jackpot on both of them and walked away with $10,000. He
then played blackjack for a couple of hours until he had $50,000 in
chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck
hadn't run out. So he took all his money and placed it on Red at the
roulette table, hoping to double his money. The ball landed on
Double Zero.
He returned to his room. His bride asked, "How did you do?"
The groom shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."
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>Maiden Name
Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor
Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my
driver's license.
"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.
"No," I replied.
"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."
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>Physically Challenged
During my first meeting with my physically challenged students, I
assured them that most people are handicapped in some way.
"Look at me," I said. "My eyes are so bad, I need to wear glasses.
Because I can barely hear, I need a hearing aid. And look at my ears
... they're much bigger than they should be."
From the back, a boy added, "And your nose, too."
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>Holding the Baby
I was visiting my mother in Princeton, New Jersey. My sisters, their
husbands and many nieces and nephews had gathered to welcome our
newborn son.
Suddenly, Sara and Jessica, both five, began to squabble over who'd
get to hold the baby on their lap first.
My mother, with her years of wisdom, suggested they sit side by side
and both hold the baby. Not to be outdone, Sara piped up and said,
"Okay! But I want the end with the head on it!"
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A gravedigger, thoroughly absorbed in his work, dug a pit so deep
one afternoon that he couldn't climb out when he had finished.
Come nightfall and evening's chill, his predicament became more
uncomfortable. He shouted for help and at last attracted the
attention of a drunk staggering by. "Get me out of here," he
pleaded. "I'm cold!"
The inebriated one peered into the open grave and finally spotted
the shivering digger in the darkness. "Well, no wonder you're cold,
buddy," said the drunk, kicking some of the loose sod into the hole.
"You haven't got any dirt on you."
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Rosy and Shirley had been out of touch for years until they met at
the mall one day.
Rosy said, "Shirley, it's been so long. I heard you got married."
"Yes," said Shirley, "I married a lawyer, and an honest man, too."
"Hmmm," said Rosy, "isn't that bigamy?"
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Robert wasn't too happy with his doctor's recommendation to cure his
constant fatigue. "You want me to give up sex completely, Doc?" he
cried. "I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. How do you
expect me to give up making love and go cold turkey?"
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Two drunks wandered into a zoo and as they staggered past a lion's
cage, the king of beasts let out a terrific roar. "C'mon, let's get
out of here," said the first drunk. "You go ahead if you want to,"
replied his more inebriated cohort. "I'm gonna stay for the movie!"
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've
somethin' to tell ya." Of course you can come in, you're always
welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" That's what I'm here to be
tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness
brewery..." Oh, My no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..." I
must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" It was
terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
Oh my dear! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go
quickly?" "Well, no Brenda... no." "No?" "Fact is, he got out three
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>If My Body Were A Car...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint
job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see
things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide
and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it...
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
Either My Radiator Leaks
or
My Exhaust Backfires !
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...Oh for goodness sakes! HaHA! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>The Trump Letter...
This is the copy of letter sent to the leader of the Socialist
party in Washington (NANCY PELOSI THE ONE WITH A WALL AROUND HER
HOUSE) who sees nothing, hears nothing and does nothing about the
SECURITY of our Great Nation but loves spending your tax money on
trips.
The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
Speaker of the House of Representatives
Washington, D.C. 20515
Dear Madame Speaker:
Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to
Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule
this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over. In light of the
800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would
agree that postponing this public relations event is totally
appropriate. I also feel that, during this period, it would be better if
you were in Washington negotiating with me and joining the Strong Border
Security movement to end the Shutdown. Obviously, if you would like to
make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your
prerogative.
I look forward to seeing you soon and even more forward to watching our
open and dangerous Southern Border finally receive the attention,
funding, and security it so desperately deserves!
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
https://tinyurl.com/yav8kjqf
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...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu!
I got such a big kick out of this. A wonderful Trump Touche' for sure!
She is supposed to be caring about all those government workers being
made to go without pay while the government is shutdown but she forbids
any of her Democrats to negotiate on their own with Trump and then takes
off on vacations and trips every chance she gets leaving Trump alone in
the White House waiting for her to work things out since Christmas. He
is the one being the trouper and the one trying to work out a deal so
that we can get the country secure and back up and running.
Of course she tried to smear him saying he ruined the possibility of
her secretly going to Afghanistan so her commercial trip was scrapped.
Any one knows that if Pelosi and a bunch of democrats got on board a
commercial plane going anywhere that the news media would be all over
it so there would be no expectation of privacy anyway. Just more of
her blaming Trump for all of her own doing.
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You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man
who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of
ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret
escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds
is considered "mentally unstable”
BUT...
In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in
Detroit.”
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector.”
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector.”
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd
probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a
corresponding quantity of stored food.”
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have
for a friend.”
In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To'
guy.”
In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate.”
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor.”
In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky,
South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin'
buddy.”
In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a
terrorist.
AND OF COURSE In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short
on Ammo."
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...LOL! Great analogy! Thanks Cloie!
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>Thoughts
You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement
is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have
overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the
city and 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job. But
there is this one guy and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire
him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears,
you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's
been married, you don't care if he has a plumber's crack, you simply
want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy.
He's the best!
Here's why we want Trump. Yes he's a bit of outspoken; yes he's an
egomaniac; but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians
suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and
illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don't care that Trump
is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he
has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we
don't care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't
care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslim terrorist.
This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies were making fun of
us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of
victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with
special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we
were born and raised in; " AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED ". And Trump is
the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.
We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the Republican
Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may
not be a saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope. We voted for a man who
doesn't have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn't have
political correctness restraining him. We all know that he has been very
successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and
he's also not a politician, not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll
fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be
proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also, we don't care if the
guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house,
NOW!
You are welcome to pass this on. Thousands of people who haven't voted
in 25 years seem to be getting involved. And the more people get this
email the more that will understand why Trump was elected. The raccoons
have got to go!"
***I didn't create this post, but I did copy and paste it because it
is on point***
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In God We Trust!
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...Amen! And So it is. Thanks Cloie!
Pelosi seems to care more about those darn raccoons then she does
about our own health and well being! We have a right as citizens
of this great land to expect that the people we pay to enact our
laws have our best interest in mind instead of some lobbyist or
special interest group that just wants to give her and her fellow
Democrats free stuff like the trip to Puerto Rico they recently
went on so they do what they want them too.
https://tinyurl.com/ycr3xm5s
Thank God Trump won't be bought! That makes them hate him even more.
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Washing down pillows and comforters.
It's recommended the clean down pillows in the washer
every 3 - 6 months to remove icky bacteria and nasty
odors. Launder comforters as needed, up to 2 times a
year - this is because each washing strips the feathers
of their natural oils, which will cause them to lose
their loft.
Dry both items on the lowest heat settings and add clean
tennis balls or wool dryer balls (see hint #2) to help
evenly redistribute the feathers.
Between washings air out your down items, preferably
outdoors on a clothesline to help keep them smelling
fresh.
Spot-treat small stains with a mild dishwashing liquid
and water.
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Use Less Laundry Detergent
Okay guys, this won't save you a ton of time, but it will
save you some money.
Most people use way too much laundry detergent while doing
laundry. While making your own detergent will save you, the
easiest way to save is to use less.
You know how much the manufacturer recommends you to use?
Use LESS than that - use half of what they recommend.
Your clothes will be just as clean as using what the bottle
recommends - trust me!
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Am I new? How have I never thought of trying this...
Slicing meat to grind or cook in a stir-fry can be tricky
even with the sharpest knife.
To make it easier, place the meat in the freezer for 10 to
15 minutes to stiffen it up. Slicing and dicing the meat
is a breeze!
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Cold winter days, and frozen car locks
Frozen locks? Squirt a little hand sanitizer on them. The
isopropyl alcohol that kills germs also lowers the freezing
point of water, and can melt the ice inside the lock within
seconds.
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'Go Green' Hint:
If you can't live without your dishwasher, then at least cut
the pre-rinse. With a decent detergent, your dishes will be
just as clean and you can save an average of twenty gallons
of water per load.
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Do you wash your hairbrushes and combs?
Hairbrushes gather all sorts of dirt, oil, and hair
product build-up - so they should be cleaned regularly.
Cleaning your brush is easy!
You can use either dish soap or shampoo - your choice.
Holding the handle, swirl the head of the brush around in
a bowl of warm water. Next, put a few drops of gentle
shampoo on the bristles of a toothbrush and use the
toothbrush to scrub the bristles and base of the hairbrush.
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How dirty is your toilet brush?
Most people don't think twice about cleaning their toilet brush,
but a quick rinse is all that's needed.
Putting the brush right back into the holder after using is big
no-no.
Moisture and the fact that the brush has not been washed causes
bacteria to grow super fast. All you need to do is rinse the used
brush in the clean toilet water, and let it air dry before putting
back in its holder.
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'Go Green' Hint:
Switching your bath for a shower can make a huge difference.
Baths use approximately double the amount of water a shower
uses. This not only saves water, but it saves you money on
heating the excess water too.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Justice With Judge Jeanine 1/19/19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_SZIICalPA
Vice-President Stands With Pro-Life Marchers
https://1600daily.com/2019/01/18/vice-president-stands-pro-life-marchers/
Huge Drug Bust Shows Need For Wall
https://1600daily.com/2019/01/18/huge-drug-bust-shows-need-wall/
WhiteHouseNews:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Latest From Big League Politics
https://bigleaguepolitics.com/campaign/
Secure the Border - Border Facts
https://borderfacts.com/
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
Students For Life
https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6
Latest From OperationRescue:
http://www.operationrescue.org/
Today's Best Conservative Humor!
https://theusawire.com/2018/03/8092-todays-best-conservative-humor/
Product Alert: Chicken, Pork, Fish
https://tinyurl.com/yd4g64ca
Health Alert: Salmonella Found in Cake Mix, CDC Issues Statement
https://tinyurl.com/yas467fr
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>From BizarreNews:
There are lots of different ways to achieve fame. You can
be really great at something. You could do something really
spectacular, or heroic. You could invent something, make a
ton of money and maybe change the world. But those are all
really hard.
Now, thanks to the Internet, you can be famous just by doing
something really stupid, as long as it is recorded. Being
drunk helps, too. Sometimes this is referred to as 'Hold my
beer and watch this.'
One such incident happened recently on a Royal Caribbean
cruise ship. All of the prerequisites are there; a lot of
stupidity, alcohol, and a camera. And surprisingly, the
idiot lived.
Royal Caribbean said a 27-year-old cruise passenger has
been banned after he filmed himself jumping from the boat
for an Instagram video.
Nick Naydev posted a video to Instagram showing how he
jumped from the 11th deck of Royal Caribbean's Symphony
of the Seas, the world's largest cruise ship, while it
was docked last week in the Bahamas.
"I was still drunk from the previous night," Naydev
explained. "When I woke up I just decided to jump."
Naydev was picked up by a nearby small boat and brought
back to the cruise liner, where crew members told him he
and his companions were being kicked out. Naydev said he
spoke to local police, but they told him charges were not
being sought.
"This was stupid and reckless behavior, and he and his
companions have been banned from ever sailing with us
again," Royal Caribbean said in a statement to USA Today.
"We are exploring legal action."
-<>-
Frantic zoo keepers rushed to call an ambulance after a vet
shot a tranquillizer dart at a man dressed as a gorilla.
Police on the Spanish island of Tenerife received a call
from a panicked member of the public, who said that a
gorilla had escaped from its pen in Loro Park zoo, and was
seen running around the theme park.
A vet was called, and on spotting the creature fired a
tranquillizer dart at its leg with enough sedative to fell
a 200 kilo beast.
But to his horror, the vet - who had only been in the job
for two months - realized that the creature was in fact an
employee of the zoo, dressed in a gorilla suit, who was
staging a mock escape to practice their emergency routines.
The 35-year-old man was taken to the island's University
Hospital after the shooting. He was said to be in a serious
condition, having suffered an allergic reaction to the
tranquillizer, but was expected to make a full recovery.
*--- Hershey Highway ---*
The morning commute for some Arizona drivers was a little
stickier than normal Monday as an accident involving a
tanker truck caused "a river of chocolate" to flow over
the westbound lanes of the I-40 near Flagstaff. The tanker
truck was carrying some 3,500 gallons of liquid chocolate
when it was involved in an unspecified accident causing
the vehicle to rollover and dump its sweet cargo on the
highway, the Arizona Department of Public Safety said in
a tweet. "This will be a sweet cleanup!" the ADPS said.
This is not the first accident in recent months involving
liquid chocolate - a storage tank at a chocolate factory
in Germany overflowed and about one ton of the country's
iconic sweet flowed through the factory's gates and into
a road, solidifying into a 33-square-foot "choco-pancake,"
according to the Werl Fire Brigade, which participated in
the cleanup.
*--- Commuters Drop Drawers for No Pants Subway Ride ---*
Hundreds of commuters in two dozen cities around the world
dropped their trousers for the annual Global No Pants Subway
Ride. The No Pants Subway Ride, which began in 2002 as a
stunt by "prank collective" Improv Everywhere, was held
Sunday in cities including London, Copenhagen, Buenos Aires,
Chicago, San Francisco and Berlin. The flagship event in
New York saw dozens of people braving 32-degree weather to
ride the subway in their underwear. "There is no agenda for
the event apart from a desire to make others laugh and
smile," Improv Everywhere said on its website. "Improv
Everywhere founder Charlie Todd refers to the event as a
'celebration of silliness.'"
*--- Pet Alligator Is An Emotional Support Animal ---*
A Pennsylvania man says his pet alligator is an emotional
support animal, and he has been taking the reptile to visit
the elderly. Joie Henney, who hosted his own hunting and
fishing show from 1989 until 2000 on outlets including ESPN
Outdoors, and his 4 1/2-foot alligator, Wally, paid a visit
to the Glatfelter Community Center at assisted living
development the Village at Sprenkle Drive north of York.
Henney encouraged residents and staff members not to be
afraid of the alligator's mouth full of teeth. "He's just
like a dog," Henney told the York Daily Record. "He wants
to be loved and petted." He said Wally pays frequent visits
to schools and senior centers. Henney said the alligator is
a registered emotional support animal. Henney said Wally
spends the bulk of his time in a 300-gallon pond in his
living room. He said the gator enjoys watching TV and hiding
in his home's cupboards.
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>Did He Get Anything?
"Get this." said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last night
while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken
nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
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>Don't Mime Me
A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes.
At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in
a huff of anger.
"What's wrong, Shelly?" Asks her roommate.
"Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn't even get into
Mime class."
"Why not?"
"How should I know? You can't get a word out of those people!"
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>Where?
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette
says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
-<>-
>How Old Are You?
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a
case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
-<>-
>Q and A Quickies
Q: What dance was invented by Charles Dickens?
A: The Oliver Twist!
Q: Why are scarecrows always winning awards?
A: Because they're outstanding in their fields!
Q: What has one horn and gives milk?
A: A milk truck.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
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On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a
senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the
under ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick
down into them.
"What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?"
I joked.
"It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly.
"Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a
lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would
extinguish it before the fumes ignited?"
"No," my co-worker continued. "The force from the explosion
would most likely blow it out."
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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend
Doug.
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
Doug suggested.
"I just don't think I can do that to my wife."
"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell
her about it!"
So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will
bring us closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried it so many times
and it's never worked."
-<>-
Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it
the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for six
rolls.
"Your wife must love these rolls," he said.
"How do you know these are for my wife?" I asked.
"Because I don't think your mother would send you out in
weather like this."
-<>-
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-
worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the
border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping
and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.
As we crossed back into the United States, a customs
official asked if we had anything of value to report.
"Not really," Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the
bean crock she had purchased. Everyone around us froze as
she continued, "I only bought a little pot."
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10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
10 cards = 1 decacards
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
8 nickles = 2 paradigms
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
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It's fr-fr-freezin'."
>Class Test...
The following excerpts are actual answers given on history
tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th
and 6th grade ages in Ohio. They were collected by two
teachers over a period of three years. Read carefully for
grammar, misplaced modifiers, and, of course, spelling.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel
Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author
was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then
no one ever found it.
Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and
mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the
Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all
the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made
unleavened bread, which is bread made without any
ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten
commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the
commandos made it.
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
He was a actual hysterical figure as well as being in the
bible. It sounds Like he was sort of busy too.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without
them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths.
A myth is a young female moth.
Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around
giving people advice. They killed him. He later died
from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous.
After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped,
hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of
Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought
he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out "Same
to you, Brutus."
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was
a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they
all shouted "hurrah!" and that was the end of the fighting
for a long while.
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries.
Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another
important invention was the circulation of blood.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot
clipper which was very dangerous to all his men.
The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William
Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on
his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only
because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and
hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented
Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin
were two singers of the Declaration of Independence.
Franklin discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats back-
ward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself
cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died
in 1790 and is still dead.
Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent.
Lincoln's Mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log
cabin which he built with his own hands... Abraham Lincoln
freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation.
On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater
and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving
picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes
Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's
career.
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and
had a large number of children. In between he practiced
on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach
died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous
composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half
German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts
and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and
started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steam-
boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the
Species. It was very long. People got upset about it and
had trials to see if it was really true.
Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to
do what she did. Other women have become scientists since
her but they didn't get to find radios because they were
already taken.
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People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
A fool and his money are some party.
No more negotiating - it's a dumb deal.
Perforation is a rip off.
Some people will grow up and spread cheer, others just
grow up and spread.
When somebody tells me to restrain myself, does that mean
I have to strain twice?
A waiter who played tennis was great at serving.
My doctor says I have insomnia, but not to lose any sleep over it.
Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
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~ Adam: "You are what you eat."
~ Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."
~ Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "
~ Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."
~ Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land."
~ Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
~ Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"
~ Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home."
~ At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"
~ At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"
-<>-
>She Sells (?) By The Sea Shore
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One
summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every
day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except
for one thing; She would approach people who were sitting on the
beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander
off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick
exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple
assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but
since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, "Honey, have you ever
noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other
electronic devices?" He said he hadn't.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio
and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really
doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost
hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to
her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his
wife at the road.
"Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should
have.
"Well, what is it, then?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. "She's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes" he replied. "She sells C cells by the seashore."
-<>-
>Her Answering Machine
I purchased a telephone-answering machine with a prerecorded
message that used a male voice. When Mother returned from
vacation, I forgot to mention it to her.
The next Saturday, the phone rang and the machine answered.
After the message, there was a pause and the caller hung up.
A second time and the same result. Then the phone rang a
third time. "This is your mother, I think," I heard. "If I
am, please call me."
-<>-
>Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes **
A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning
a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi.
Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250,000 house, so
naturally I built it on my new land. So I quit my job and moved
down there for good.
And just last night, as sat on my new porch watching the rain
and listening to the thunder, it all started to sink in.
-<>-
>The Boss Of The Year
At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Mont., lawyers,
sponsored by legal secretaries, it was time to announce the
Boss of the Year. The master of ceremonies began: "First of
all, our winner is a graduate of the University of Montana.
So that already eliminates some of you as candidates. "Our
winner also is a partner in a downtown Helena law firm. That
eliminates some more of you. "Our nominee is honest, upright,
dedicated..."
A voice from the audience cut in: "Well, there go the rest of us!"
[Contributed to Reader's Digest.]
-<>-
>Midlife For Women
I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life
is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on
how great menopause will be....
Puhleeeeeeeze!
I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with
you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing
your luck) you'll probably relate.
Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.
This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired
mustache.
Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror
and you can see your rear without turning around.
Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this
is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can
retain is water.
Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand
McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of
Wisconsin.
Mid-life means that you become more reflective... You start
pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here?
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a
healthy choice?
But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for what is
important.
We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins double,
but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile.
Would any of you trade the knowledge that you have now
for the body you had way back when?
Maybe our bodies simply have to expand to hold all the wisdom and
love we've acquired.
That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it!
-<>-
>Let Me In
Do you remember back when a lot of little churches built the john
(bathroom) behind the pulpit? There was often an outside, hallway
door to access it from the other side.
In such a church the pastor was waxing eloquent on Rev. 3:20. With
great pathos he exclaimed that the Lord is standing at the door of
your heart and crying, "Let Me in. Let Me in!"
He walked over to the aforementioned door just off the pulpit.
He reminded us that God was at our heart's door and heavily pounded
on it crying "Let Me in. Let Me in!" when back came the plaintive cry,
"For heaven's sake, one minute, PLEASE!!"
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** ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now
growing in the middle.
** CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
** CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after
they are dead.
** COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
** EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
** GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do
more damage.
** HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.
** INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
** MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
** SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
** TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
** TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
** YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
** WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
-<>-
>Short Takes
** Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a
great writer. "I want to write things the whole world will read,"
he declared, "stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people
in every walk of life. I want my writing to make them scream, cry,
howl in pain and anger!"
He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error
messages for Microsoft.
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** "A California congressman was reporting back on his trip from
Baghdad.
He said that almost no one spoke English, poison gas filled the sky,
and he saw people firing guns in the street and that was just on the
way to the L.A. airport." --Jay Leno
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Q. What did the digital watch say to the alarm clock?
A. Look, no hands!
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** Bubbasees called in a repairman to fix her electric clock.
He examined it and told her, "There's nothing wrong with the clock.
You didn't have it plugged in."
She replied, "I don't want to waste electricity, so I only plug it
in when I want to know what time it is."
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Sarge: "Why do you look so sad, soldier?"
Private: "I'm upset because I couldn't climb the wall on the obstacle
course."
Sarge: "Cheer up. You'll get over it!"
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** A high-school student came home one night rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet."
"What do you mean 'all wet?'"
"You know," he replied, "...below C-level."
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>POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FOR KIDS
- Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive."
- Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social
speed bumps."
- You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from
"rebellious follicle syndrome."
- No one's tall anymore. They're "vertically enhanced."
- You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
- You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
- It's not called gossip anymore. It's "transmission of
near-factual information."
- The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's
"digestively challenged."
- Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an
"out-of-notebook experience."
- You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."
- You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor-retentive
athletic footwear."
- You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating
in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
- You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're
"going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative
building."
-<>-
>All The Thanks I Need
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they
couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and
wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came
from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had
before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about
her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome
with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to
thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could
ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time
I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other
on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she
would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired,
just wants to take a nap, politely declines, and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
easy and a lot of fun. He explains,
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says,
"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and figuring there
will be no end to this torment unless she plays,
agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer
and searches all his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches
the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends
and coworker, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get
some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than
a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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World Of Squirrels
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/worldofsquirrels.html
True Heroes
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/trueheroes.html
Cute Squirrels
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/squirrels.html
Awesome Tree Houses
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/treehouses.html
Snow Fun 3
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/snowfun3.html
Freedom Isn't Free
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/freedom.html
World's Coldest City
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/coldestcity.html
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Some of Shangrala's Best Pages
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Trains Plowing Snow In Action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKL9_TaioE4
10 Coolest Strongest Toys Which Actually Exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Fu6Leb_aE
Cats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkSYw3o5is
12 Mysterious Discoveries in Alaska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSVfohfxNWQ
Mother cow clearly asks man to rescue her newborn calf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6ezUbjRHE
Pig Raised By Cats Thinks He’s One Of Them Now -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=xVIbwE_eGK0
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>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
Talk a walk back in time as the Statler Brothers sing
“Do You Remember These”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puGQsQux80k
The People Vs Winter is that annual struggle against cold,
ice, and snow that occurs every winter in places that actually
experience something that can be called winter. Florida doesn’t
count. I’m no meteorological expert, but it appears to me that
Winter is winning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKy2lLNQYrI
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"A dog in Seattle is making news after commuters noticed it
had been riding the bus to a local park all by itself.
Everyone says the dog is amazing, while the dog said,
panicking, 'I gotta find that blind guy. I'm in a lot of
trouble if I don't find him." -Jimmy Fallon
"A study showed that every hour of TV you watch after the
age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes. That doesn't
sound too bad to me. You'd probably watch TV with that 22
minutes anyway." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Police are looking for a woman who stole $3,000 worth of
cat-grooming supplies at an airport baggage carousel.
Police describe the suspect as 'single.'" -Seth Meyers
"Later this month, Google will be testing its new self-
driving minivans. The vehicles can do all the functions
of a human driver, except wonder, 'Christ, how did I end
up driving a minivan?'" -Conan O'Brien
"More than 60 cities around the world celebrated the 16th
annual No Pants Subway Ride yesterday. Or as that one guy
on your train calls it, 'Sunday.'" -Seth Meyers
"In Las Vegas, the Consumer Electronics Show is going on.
It displays new technology that makes you already hate the
TV you bought two weeks ago for Christmas." -Jimmy Kimmel
You will find, as you look back upon your life, that
the moments that stand out are the moments when you
have done things for others.
-Henry Drummond
"Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance,
but to do what lies clearly at hand."
- Thomas Carlyle
"Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of
little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small
obligations win and preserve the heart." - Humphrey Davy
"The more excited and committed you are to your work, the
more excited and committed will be the people around you.
The leader always sets the tone for the department or
organization."
- Brian Tracy
"It doesn't take much talent to issue orders. It does take
continued discipline to study the variety of people you are
leading in order to understand what it takes to motivate
them - and to inspire them to do their very best to make
the company and themselves a success."
- Fred Bucy
"There are two kinds of people in this life. Those who walk
into a room and say, 'Well, here I am.' And those who walk
in and say, 'Ahh, there you are.' Let us each strive to be
an 'Ahh, there you are' person."
- Leil Lowndes
"Treat everyone you meet as though they're the most
important person you'll meet that day."
- Roger Dawson
"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking
creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love."
- Lao-Tzu
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