Happy National Monkey Day... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our ShangyFunList: Group Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* Please Consider Giving To ShangralaFamilyFun.com The cost of the website has gone up dramatically due to the ever increasingly wonderful pages and photos being added each week to entertain you and our fellow Christian families. If every one would chip in $25 or more, we'd be good for the whole year! So Please - I need your help today! "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a Shangrala Angel, the easiest way to do that is through online giving. It is easy to use, and most of all, it is secure. 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MAY GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY FOR YOUR GIFT! ================ . .' \ .' . .' ...'.` ___.-. .' ...'.' _.---' `..' ...'.' __.---' .' ...'.' .--' .' ...'.'. /` .' ...'.' `. / .' ...'.' `. / .' ...'.' `-. / .' ...'.' `. / ` _.-.' ...' `-._____.-' / / .' ...' /` /.'. ...' / .' .`.' \ / .' ...' | \ / /\ .' ...' \ | / / .' ...' / \ | /_/ .' ...' / | | |' `._..' .-------.__________.' .' .'---- .' | | | .' .... | | .' ...'| \ __.' | ___ / \...' \_`------------------._____ ___.---' / .-' | | \__/ `--.__ _.-' /.-' \__/ `------' ' VK *~* A REMINDER: Yahoo Announcement: 'We’re shutting down the Yahoo Groups website on December 15, 2020 and members will no longer be able to send or receive emails from Yahoo Groups.' After that, we'll be going to having the ShangyFunList only on my Shangrala website. You will have to check out the website for the group emails mostly on Mondays for the Smiles and on Thursdays for the Inspirations. No emails will be sent out from me to the group after Yahoo shuts it down. I host the Shangy Fun List Here - Text Only: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ShangyFunList.html ================ >-->3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This red hot new page is from our friend PatDeE. It's one to tickle your funny bone and give you plenty of smiles and chuckles. Don't miss out on some laughs! Turn your sound up and check it out here... * _| __ (__ Question _) | * jgs Only ONE Job 5 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/onejob5.html --- ...LMAO! A wonderful series! Thanks PatDeE! This next hot new page is from our friends LouiseAu and Geniann. Today's women have it all going on and it is evident all around the globe. Perhaps the most visual place of women asserting their self-independence and strength is seen in the most of unlikely of places, Israel. Their combat roles in the Israeli Defense Forces has risen by 160 percent over the past six years. No Burkas For These Fine Israeli Women - Be sure to check this one and its fun video out here... ,-=-. [[_ @~] ((a a)) ` = ' _.-) (-._ /( ("+") )\ / \ \./ / \ (=<( \/8\/ )>=) \ \- 8| -/ / \/_> 8|<_\/ ;-.__;,-; | | | | | | | | '-.___,;' ) ) / ' |( ) ( \_ /_|^--' gpyy \_! Only In Israel 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/israel2.html --- ...Wow! And the Dems stress over our gun rights! Thanks Ladies! Our third smoking hot new page is from our friend LouiseAu. It's a sweet one sure to give you some Smiles for the Christmas season. Be sure to turn your sound up and check this one out here... ,,'''''',, ;;;;;,,,, '', ;''''''':;;;,, ', ``` '''' '';;;, ; .-' ` _ `;;',; ( , ' ',) '; ;; `;'`', , / ; ,:, ,' --' ',-' ; ( ;:::: ; ' ;,;;--;;' ; , , `;;;; `, ;, , , ,;;;' ; ; , , ,;;;' ; `;`'`;;;;' ; ,' ;;;' jv ;;; Santa's Christmas Eve Prayers http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/santaprayers.html --- ...Aww, such a delightful one! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ,''@, |.~.| : - : \-/ .-|\_/)-. / | Y -- \ / /\o /\ \ \ \_|___|_/ / \_/ \_/ | _ | | | | ( | ) | | | Sher^ | | | |__|__| (__|__) A woman goes to the doctor: "Doc, please help me I've tried everything, but I can't get pregnant." "It may be a hereditary problem! Did your mother have kids?" -<>- A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It Worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying: "She's not my wife, she's not my wife, she's not my wife..." His funeral service will be held on Friday. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ December 14 is International Monkey Day, National Bouillabaisse Day, Roast Chestnuts Day and U.K. National Postal Worker Day December 15 is Bill of Rights Day and National Lemon Cupcake Day December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day December 17 is National Maple Syrup Day December 18 is Bake Cookies Day and National Roast Suckling Pig Day December 19 is Look for an Evergreen Day and Oatmeal Muffin Day December 20 is Go Caroling Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,-.-. / ,-. \ ,-. ( |a a| ) ,-. : `( : o ; )' : ____|____(_.>-<._)____|____ (_| / \ |_) || : `.|,' : || '|___..--|_\_|_/_|-...___|' ; | /SSt\ | : / ; ;| ,'|`. |: : \ / /| /|;._____.:|\ |\ \ / ,' `' / ;| |: \ `' `. \ `' / / | | \ \ `' / / ; : \ \ / / /| |\ \ \ / / / | | \ \ \ / / / ; : \ \ \ / / / /| |\ \ \ \ ( / / / | | \ \ \ ) `(_ / / ; : \ \ _)' `'.(_./___\._).`' >Bus Driver's Christmas Cards I am a bus driver for high school students. It is Christmas time and the kids all gave me cards and presents. Now I'm thinking, "Man, I must be a good driver and the kids even like me." I opened the cards when I got home. On the inside of one card it said: "Thanks for not killing us yet. We really appreciate it." -<>- >Thank You Notes One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given. The next year things were different, however. "The children came over in person to thank me," the grandparent told a friend triumphantly. "How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think caused the change in behavior?" "Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I didn't sign the checks." -<>- >Swan Song Good Clean Fun list members, Swan Song (noun): the last performance or piece of work by an actor, athlete, writer, etc. This is the swan song for GCF. I will not be posting humor to the mailing list anymore. GCF has existed on various platforms for the past 25 years. It started by sending jokes to a few co-workers, then expanding to keeping a humor mailing list on my home computer. The administration of such a mailing list in a manual manner was taxing to say the least. In the mid 90's I discovered egroups and moved my mailing list there. When egroups folded, I moved the mailing list to Yahoo Groups and they have hosted the GCF mailing list since 1998. Recently Yahoo Groups indicated that they have seen a steady decline in usage over the last several years and intend to shut down their mailing list service on December 15, 2020. I have no desire to port the list to yet another platform. It has been my honor and privilege to provide smiles Monday thru Friday for the past 25 years to thousands of email addresses. What started as emails to about 5 co-workers grew to a list of 10,000 addresses; small by today's standards but something I am proud of nonetheless. I will miss it but it will give me a chance to devote more time to the family genealogy (some interesting characters there). Take care everyone (especially in these trying times), Tom Good Clean Fun owner, moderator, and guy who takes out the trash ========================================================= ##, ,## '##, ,##' '## ##' ## __, ## ## __.-' \ ## ## ___.-'__.--'\ | ##, ## .-' .-, ( | | _ '## ##/ / /""=\ \ | | / \ ##, '#| |_\ / / | | / \ '## / `-` 0 0 '-'`\ | | | | \ ,## \_, (__) ,_/ / / | \ \ ##' / / \ \\ / / | |\ \ ## __ | /`.__.-'-._)|/ / | | \ \##`__) \ ^ / / | | | v## '--. '._ '-'_.' / _.----. | | l ,## (_,' '##'-, ` `"""/ `'/| | / ,##--, ) '#/` ` ' |' ##' `" | /\_/#' jgs | __. .-,_.;###` _|___/_..---'''` _/ (###' .-'` ____,...---""``` `._ ( --'' __,.,---. ',_) `.,___,..---'`` / / \ '._ | | ( ( `. '-._) | / \ \ \'-._) | | \ \ `"` | | \ \ | | .-, ) | | | ( ( / / | | \ '---' / / \ `-----` | , / |(_/\-, \ ,_`) `-._) >-->Happy MONKEY Day! :) Q: What should you bring to a party in the jungle? A: Chimps and dip! Q: What did the banana say to the monkey? A: Nothing, bananas can’t talk! Q: What do monkeys wear when they are cooking? A: Ape-rons! Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail? A: To a retailer! Q: What do you call a monkey with a wand? A: Hairy Potter! Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George! Q: What kind of monkey flies? A: A hot air baboon! Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? A: Anything you want... he can’t hear you! Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A: A chipmunk! Q: Where do monkeys get their gossip? A: Through the ape vine! Q: Where does a baby ape sleep? A: In an apricot! Q: Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers! Q: If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do? A: Pay him. Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle? A: Attire. Q: What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series? A: A chimpion. Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs? A: They slide down the banana-ster. Q: How do you catch a monkey? A: Climb a tree and act like a banana. Q: What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre? A: A who-rang-utang! Q: Why did the chimpanzee cross the road? A: Because he had to take care of some monkey business. Q: What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? A: Lost. -<>- __,__ .--. .-" "-. .--. / .. \/ .-. .-. \/ .. \ | | '| / Y \ |' | | | \ \ \ 0 | 0 / / / | \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' / `'-' /_ ^ ^ _\ '-'` .--'| \._ _ _./ |'--. /` \ \.-. / / `\ / '._/ |-' _.' \ / ; /--~' | \ / .'\|.-\--. \ \ / .'-. /.-.;\ |\|'~'-.|\ \ \ `-./`|_\_/ ` `\'. \ '. ; ___) '.`; / '-.,_ ; ___) \/ / \ ``'------'\ \ ` / '. \ '. | ;/_ jgs ___> '. \_ _ _/ , '--. .' '. .-~~~~~-. / |--'`~~-. \ // / .---'/ .-~~-._/ / / /---..__.' / ((_(_/ / / (_(_(_(---.__ .' | | _ `~~` | | \'. \ '....' | '.,___.' >Monkey Around And Have FUN With These Pages: Adopted Chimp http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/adoptedchimp.html Animal Moms http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animalmoms.html Best Playmate http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/playmate.html Endangered Primates http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/primates.html Finger Monkeys http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/monkey.html Jungle Boogie http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/jungleboogie.html Longleat's Monkey Shines http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/monkeyshines.html Orang-Utan Hospital http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/orang.html Orangutan Mom And Son http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/orang3.html Pan-Kun And James http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pan-kunandjames.html Zoo Animals http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/zoo.html ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _ , L\ \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ Arjen Pilon >SMILES A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me." She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. After a short while the husband came home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom. She watched him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes he wrote something on it before he picked up the phone and called someone. "She's finally gone ... Yeah, I know, about bloody time. I'm coming to pick you up. Put on the lacy french stuff. I love you." He hung up, grabbed his car keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage. With tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he'd written: "I can see your feet. Stop being stupid. We're outta bread, throw the kettle on. Back in 5 minutes." ---------- Two airheads at a gas station: Airhead #1: "These prices are awful. They just keep going higher!" Airhead #2: "It doesn't affect me at all; I always put in just $20 worth." ---------- These two ol' boys from Beaumont bought a new mule, but had trouble getting him in their barn. Every time they would get him to the door, his ears would brush the top of the doorway and he'd start kicking and go wild. Finally, they decide the best way to solve the problem is to jack up the barn. So, they go out and get a half dozen jacks. The two Texans are scrambling from jack to jack to try to get the barn raised when this Cajun walks up. "Wotchall doin?" Boudreaux asks. "We's raisin thuh barn, yuh stoopid Cajun," Billy Bob says. "Why you do dat?" "Cause thuh mule's ears keep touchin' thuh doorway when we try to put him in iss-here barn and he goes haf-crazy wild," Billy Bob says. "He kicked Ernest Wayne plumb in thuh haid twicet already." "Why come you don' just dig de hole in de doorway? Dat way him got to go down when he get to de do' an him ear don't touch nutin." "Ya stoopid Cajun," Ernest Wayne chimes in. "It's his ears at's too long, not his laigs!" ---------- What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? ''Would you like fries with that? ---------- Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I explained that it was before normal business hours, but that I would help if I could. 'What's your job there?' the caller asked me. 'I'm the president,' I replied. There was a pause. Then he said, 'I'll call back later. I need to talk to someone who knows something.' ---------- At a Milwaukee post office, a woman complained to the clerk that a Pony Express rider could get a letter from Milwaukee to St. Louis in two days, and now it takes three. 'I'd like to know why,' she scoffed. The clerk thought a moment and then suggested, 'The horses are a lot older now?' ---------- Doctor: 'Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water.' Mark: 'Exactly what's my problem, doc?' Doctor: 'You're not drinking enough water.' ---------- The pastor shocked the congregation when he announced that he was resigning from the church and moving to a drier climate. After the service a very distraught lady came to the pastor with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Pastor Bob, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" The kindhearted pastor patted her hand and said "Now, now, Carolyn, don't carry on. The pastor who takes my place might be even better than me". "Yeah", she said "That's what they said the LAST time too!!!" ---------- In my senior year I reluctantly took a required psychology course. The first day, the professor commented on each student's major, trying to provoke a response. It was working. Some students were becoming defensive. When it was my turn, I told him I was a music major. "So," asked my professor, "what does your father think of you wasting your education to study music." And I shot back, "He's just thankful that I didn't go into psychology!" ---------- Zack volunteered for military service during WWII. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific. On his first day aboard he took off and single- handedly shot down 6 Japanese Zeros. Then climbing up to 20,000 feet he found 10 more Japanese planes and shot them all down, too. Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the Captain. Saluting smartly, he said, "Well, Sir, how did I do on my very first day?" The Captain replied, "You make one velly impoltant mistake." ---------- .-. ( ( __ __ '-` ___/ _\.-./_ \ ////|//(@ @) \| //////// \./ | (_) |( _ ) ldb____|______|.m_m_______________________________________ A blond and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blond jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blond finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?" The blond says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it! ---------- One October my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassable. Although apprehensive about the conditions we might run into, we drove on. Sure enough, we had gone only a short way up the High Rain Forest road when we saw a sign: 'Ice 10 miles.' Five miles farther on there was another: 'Ice 5 miles.' The next one was: 'Ice 1/2 mile.' We practically crept that half- mile. We came to the last sign. It was outside a small grocery, and it read: 'Ice 75 cents.' ---------- Two men were drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender overhears this and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down the bar. The second man says, "What, are you a nut? There is no way in heck that could happen!" The first man says, "No, it's true. Let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar. The second man says, "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke." The first man says, "No, it isn't. I'll prove it again!" And again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. The second man says, "Well, what the heck, it works, I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the . 11th.......10th.......9th.......8th.......7th.......6th.....5th.... 4th....3rd.....2nd....1st. And hits the sidewalk with a huge splat. Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you drink. --- ...Oh My! HaHaHA! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: .:::. .:::. /:::::\ /:':':\ | _ | | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | | | | | | jgs | | /`'---'`\ /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` If you're only using salt for your French fries or your margaritas you're missing out on a ton of handy household jobs this simple mineral compound can do. With winter almost here we can all expect to deal with the inconvenience of frosted windows. But you can fight the frost with a little salt water! First, get a sponge and dip it in saltwater. Second, wash your windows with the soaked sponge. However, if you have no available sponge, then you may want to use a small cloth bag full of salt. You can use this trick with your car's windshields. This will give you 100% frost-free windows! * DIY Dishwasher Soap Did you ever experience running out of dishwasher soap and not being able to go buy some immediately? Well, you are in luck! You can make your own dishwasher soap using these three ingredients. All three ingredients are available in most households. First, you need three to four drops of hand soap. Then mix it with a spoonful of baking soda and a pinch of salt. Mix everything and make sure everything is incorporated. When the mixture is ready, just pop it in the dishwasher. Your plates will be clean in no time and it will save you some time and extra cash as well. * Sparkling Clean Drain When cleaning your kitchen or bathroom the drains are always the hardest to get at. Which is a problem because drains tend to be clogged with hair and grease and can get pretty stinky. However, with a simple solution, you can ease up cleaning these areas. First, you need white vinegar, baking soda, and salt. For the dry products, you will need a cup each. While for vinegar, you will be needing around half a cup. Mix it all together. Once you hear the fizzing, start cleaning the drain. After you pour down the solution, leave it for about ten minutes. Then, end the process by pouring down hot water. This is to flush and remove any remaining dirt in the drain. -<>- .:::. .:::. /:::::\ /:':':\ | _ | | _ | | (_` | | |_) | | ,_) | | | | | | jgs | | /`'---'`\ /`'---'`\ `'-----'` `'-----'` As we learned yesterday you can use salt (saltwater) to defrost your car's windshield and to clean your kitchen and bathroom sink drains. But common table salt has a variety of other uses. If you are a coffee drinker you have undoubtedly had your share of bitter coffee. Anyone who has tasted an overcooked coffee would understand how bitter the taste is. You could just throw away the pot, but you know you could still save a bitter-tasting coffee by adding salt! You can do this by adding a pinch of salt to your cup. You will be amazed at how much less bitter it is. You can also clean your percolator with saltwater. To make the saltwater, add four tablespoons of salt in the water, then percolate as usual. Make sure to rinse it with water before using it. But if you still need help in the cleaning department, scroll down for a few more cleaning problems you can apply salt to! *Removing Red Wine Stains from the Carpet Spilling wine on the carpet can ruin a night. Especially red wine. Some people advise you to use white wine to remove the red wine stain. However, in reality, it will only dilute the stain. To make that white wine trick effective, make sure to wipe the area with a sponge soaked with cold water after. Then, sprinkle some salt over the wet stain and wait for around 10 to 15 minutes. And, voila! No more stain! Of course, you can use this trick with any fabric stained by red wine. * Works On Grass Stains Too Grass stains are fairly common if you have an active child. Whether they play soccer or go playing in the mud, grass stains are sure to appear in your child's clothes. However, some parents may find it difficult to clean. Before you start rushing to the supermarket and ask for the expensive detergent to remove stains, try removing this stain by merely using lemon and salt. Sprinkle the lemon and salt over the stain and rub it out. You will be amazed at how easy it is. * Saying Goodbye to Sweat Stains! It is normal to sweat, especially on a hot sunny day. The problem is it could get infuriating once you start doing the laundry. You notice that your white shirt has sweat stains. After washing it, the sweat stains are still there. Sadly, some sweat stains seem to stick forever. Just use this simple trick! Dissolve five tablespoons of salt into a liter of hot water. Use the solution to rub on the stain. It will help lighten the stain on your shirt. So, be prepared to say goodbye to sweat stains. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Justice With Judge Jeanine 12/12/20 | BREAKING FOX NEWS https://www.bitchute.com/video/cX55dv11zDg2/ Leaked Register Shows Chinese Communist Party Has Infiltrated Democratic Governments and Multinational Corporations Worldwide / Media Finally Covering Hunter Biden’s Shady Foreign Business Deals – What Did Joe Know and When? / FDA Approves Record- Breaking Covid Vaccine Ahead of Christmas Surge AND More: https://americanactionnews.com/ ‘Christmas Star’ To Light The Sky for the First Time in Over 100 Years / Gunman Killed After Firing 20 Shots at Catholic Church And More: https://www.tacticalshit.com/ Westwing News: https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From Reliable News: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Latest From Deep State Journal:" https://deepstatejournal.com/ Latest From 2020 Conservative: http://2020conservative.com/ Latest From Independent Minute: https://independentminute.com/ Latest From TPN News: https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall, Drug Mix-Up! http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: What's more important; a 60-inch flat screen TV or your 5-year-old son? Before you answer! Did I tell you the TV is free? Well, it's free as long as you're willing to drive away and leave your 5-year-old bouncing down the street behind you. Since you're reading this story in Bizarre News I think you can guess how things turn out. Police say Lisa Degerolamo and Daniel McLaughlin, both 29, went to a Wal-Mart in Falmouth, Massachusetts and stole a 60-inch flat screen TV, but as they were loading it into their SUV, a man and his wife noticed them. They also saw a young boy in a car seat in the back. Now, the story gets a little fuzzy about how the couple managed to stroll out of a Wal-Mart carrying a stolen 60- inch TV between them, but the witness did detail how the flat screen would not fit in the back seat and Mr. McLaughlin's attempt to wedge the door shut by wrapping a towel around it. An attempt that failed, because the witness said that as soon as they took off and sped around a corner, the door popped open and the boy "flew out of the car and hit his head off the concrete." That didn't even slow down the driver, Lisa Degerolamo, who sped away. The witness and his wife rushed to comfort the 5-year-old, and while they were sitting in the street Degerolamo swung back around to pick up the boy, who she probably assumed had stopped bouncing by that time. It didn't take long for police to find the couple and arrest them at their home. The child is now in the custody of the Department of Children and Families and Degerolamo and McLaughlin were each ordered held on $2,500 bail, which is not much more than a 60-inch flat screen would have cost if they were to have bought one. My only real question is...how in the hey did they walk out of the door with a stolen 60-inch TV? -<>- A Canadian YouTuber earned a Guinness World Record by taking his engineering skills to a galaxy far, far away, and building the world's first retractable proto-lightsaber. James Hobson said he and his team at Hacksmith Industries were inspired by the Star Wars films to create their own version of a retractable plasma lightsaber. The lightsaber has a hilt designed to resemble those used by the Jedi Knights, but is attached to tanks of liquid propane gas and oxygen gas to create the high level of heat required to make the plasma beam. The "blade" can be extended and retracted with the push of a button. The innovation earned Hobson a Guinness World Record for creating the world's first retractable proto-lightsaber. The video shared by Guinness shows Hobson using the lightsaber to cut though objects including a Stormtrooper mannequin and various metals. *--- Fourth mystery monolith spotted ---* A mysterious monolith was found outside a Texas shopping center, just days after similar discoveries in Utah, Romania and California. Visitors to The Substation shopping center in El Paso snapped photos of the silver-colored metal structure spotted next to the road. The monolith's origins were unknown. The structure appeared in the wake of similar monoliths that were discovered -- and subsequently removed -- in Utah, Romania and California. It was unclear whether El Paso city officials would have the monolith removed. *--- Beer Theft Is Up In Louisiana ---* Police in Louisiana are looking for a woman who made a major beer heist at a grocery store. Just ahead of Thanksgiving, security cameras caught a woman rolling a shopping cart loaded to the brim with cases of beer out of a supermarket without paying the tab. Police put the value of the beer at $357 and said the suspect completed her beer run in a late-model Lincoln MKX crossover. Because when you drive a $40,000 SUV it's hard to find cash for beers. Despite the theft, at least one person saw some humor in the situation. "Now I don't condone stealing but that seems like the appropriate amount of alcohol needed to get over this year," said one local. "Somebody's Christmas party is gonna be lit." *--- Alcoholic Russian bears may get rehab ---* A pair of Russian bears purported to have become alcoholics from living outside a Sochi restaurant for 20 years are being offered rehab in Romania. The Big Hearts Foundation said the two male bears, which a court ruling ordered to be seized from the owner of the Georgian restaurant in Sochi, have been offered a new home at a bear sanctuary outside Brasov, Romania, where officials said the animals would be treated for alcohol addiction. "The people there have worked with dancing bears who had similar problems," Anna Kogan, head of the Big Hearts Foundation, said. "It can be done." Kogan said the charities are seeking help with the logistics of the bears' move. "It's a very expensive process to move them abroad," Kogan said. The Big Hearts Foundation said the bears "drowned in beer" at the restaurant for 20 years, as patrons would frequently pass drinks to the animals. The owner of the restaurant said "beer is good for the bears because of the Sochi climate." "There are drunken people who come to the restaurant, park their cars in front of the bears and throw things to the animals so that they get drunk and behave funnily," Kogan reported. *--- Pennsylvania has a vulture problem ---* Scores of pesky black vultures are ruling the roost in one unlucky Pennsylvania town - harassing residents, wrecking homes and coating entire trees with their droppings. The birds, with wing spans up to five feet, have terrorized the town of Marietta in the past, but one resident reported that this year is the most extreme. Residents in the town, located on the Susquehanna River outside of Lancaster, have reported the birds have pecked at their roofs, porch furniture and garbage cans. Trees are also almost being completely covered with their white droppings. "I mean pure, pure white," one resident told a local paper. 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Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap." So the clerk handed him a mirror. -<>- For He's a Jolly Good Fellow, For He's a Jolly Good Fellooooow... / _/_ \_ __ \\_ / \_/ ,< ==-o _| * \ __, /_) \_\__// * / ^\-' //\ \ \\ \ ') /_) ),-. // \\ (( )) * _\\ //_ . ..((__)(__))..b'ger >Random X-Mas Stuff - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day. - Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. - This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion. -<>- >Change My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickel. He was rushed to the hospital. The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied, "No change yet". -<>- >Q and A Quickies: Q: What's the one thing that Democrats and Republicans share in common? A: Our money! Q: What is the definition of endless love? A: Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles playing tennis! Q: How do we know men invented maps? A: Who else would make an inch into a mile? Q: Have you heard the one about the bed? A: Of course not it has not be made yet. Q: Moms have Mothers Day, fathers have Fathers Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday! Q: What do you call artificial spaghetti? 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"They'll hire anybody." -<>- The black lacquer stand holding his prized samurai swords was dusty, so my husband left our cleaning lady a note reading, "Check out my swords." That evening, he found the stand just as dirty as before but with this added his note: 'Nice swords.' -<>- Rose Lutz ______.--------. /' \ /'\ \ ..-'\()'\ .'''. ./' | .' / \..} '\. / { /' '\ \ {------' .' '. '| \ . | \ | '\_____/ | | | / | | | .' | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | >Neanderthal man As you know, Neanderthal man may have interbred with modern man. His descendants are with us even today, passing for full-blooded Homo sapiens. If you suspect a "touch of the old hand ax" in your ancestry, score yourself on this test: 1. Do your eyebrows meet in the middle? If so, give yourself five points. 2. Can you lock your knees in an upright position? If not, take five points. 3. Got a chin? If the answer is no, add three points. 4. How about a forehead? If not, add another three points. 5. Is it easy for you to balance a book on your head? Then give yourself five points. 6. Do you ever open Coke bottles with your teeth? If you do, add ten points. 7. Are you frequently more comfortable squatting on your heels than sitting in a chair? Take five points. 8. Is your head attached vertically to your neck? If not, add one point for every five degrees of slope. 9. Less than five feet tall? Add one point for every inch under. 10. If your lower arm is shorter than your upper arm, add one point for every inch of difference. 11. Ditto for your lower and upper legs. 12. Pigeon-toed? Five points. 13. Have you ever felt like bashing a postal clerk with a club? You're normal--no points. 14. Is the space between your big toe and your other toes big enough to hold an apple? Add five points. 15. Do you regularly eat apples in this way? Add fifteen points. 16. Do people think you're wearing your hair in a bun when you're not? Give yourself ten points. 17. Can you count your vertebrae while wearing two sweaters and an overcoat? Take five more points. 18. Is your nickname "Duke", "Butch", or "Animal"? Three points. Scroll down for your score... *** Scoring: 0-20 points: You are a virtually pure Homo sapiens. Feel free to build bridges, compose symphonies, and overrun the world. 20-40 points: A slight Neanderthal strain means that you will occasionally have spells of primitive behavior, crawling around on all fours and whooping wildly. If you live in California, no one will notice. 40-60 points: You can still function quite well in the modern world, but avoid eating in fancy restaurants lest your table manners give you away. 60-80 points: Your Pleistocene heritage is predominant. You should consider a career in pro football. 80-100 points: Unfortunately, your genetic makeup is Grunt City; there is no place for you in human society. 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