Happy National Pig Day... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our ShangyFunList: Group Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ >-->In The 'Shangy' News :) . . . . ,-,--. __| //``-, \ \_`\ )\a-a-? \ \ \_`(_=_/_-`__ \__, , \| | _ _,' ___7 ) | (_)(_`__(_,---' | ( _( ) | / /_| |________| __/__/__|__|_________) _________(__,_|)/ (__)|/____\(_______________ mic I am very pleased to announced we have 3 new sponsors! Catster is a cat magazine and cat website where cat lovers come together and get expert advice about cat behavior, cat health and cat news. Be sure to check out their pages here... , ,-. _,---._ __ / \ / ) .-' `./ / \ ( ( ,' `/ /| \ `-" \'\ / | `. , \ \ / | /`. ,'-`----Y | ( ; | ' | ,-. ,-' | / | | ( | hjw | / ) | \ `.___________|/ `--' `--' Why Do Cats Like Boxes? Let’s answer an age-old question — Why do cats like boxes? Do cats prefer certain types of boxes? What boxes should cats avoid? 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It stood almost 400 foot tall, and its bodily details were accurate down to the fingernails and teeth. "It looks real enough to talk," says one. "Lets try," says the other and turning to the statue he asks it its name. No answer. "How old are you?" No answer. Finally. one shouts out, "What is the square root of 64?" Suddenly, the mountain shakes as the giant statue rises onto its feet and puts its hand on its chin. Then after about ten seconds, the statue answers in a roaring voice, "Eight." "Of course!" says the scientist, "... It only stands to reason." -<>- ______ _\ _~-\___ = = ==(____AA____D \_____\___________________,-~~~~~~~`-.._ / o O o o o o O O o o o o o o O o |\_ `~-.__ ___..----.. ) `---~~\___________/------------````` = ===(_________D -Rolan "Stewardess!" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep." "Captain, shut up and land the plane." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ March 1 is National Pig Day, Peace Corps Day, Peanut Butter Lovers' Day, Plan a Solo Vacation Day and World Compliment Day March 2 is Old Stuff Day March 3 is Caregiver Appreciation Day, I Want You to be Happy Day, If Pets Had Thumbs Day, National Anthem Day and Peach Blossom Day March 4 is Holy Experiment Day and Hug a GI Day March 5 is Employee Appreciation Day, Multiple Personality Day, National Salesperson Day and World Day of Prayer March 6 is Dentist's Day and National Frozen Food Day March 7 is Namesake Day, National Cereal Day and National Crown Roast of Pork Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor. "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company." -<>- _ |\_,,____ ( o__o \/ /(..) \ (_ )--( _) / ""--"" \ ,===,=| |-,,,,-| |==,== |d | WW | WW | |s | | | | | In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace. When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?" Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots, sir, and count them yourself." -<>- On a balmy day in New York, four priests swapped their clerical garb for polos, khakis, and a round of golf. After several really horrible shots, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?" "Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "How did you know?" "Easy," said the caddy. "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language!" -<>- Last October my wife bought a magnolia tree from the local nursery, but after only a few weeks the leaves shriveled. It appeared to be on its last legs. My wife took some leaf samples and marched into the nursery to demand an explanation. "I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia," said the manager. "Good," said my wife. "What's it suffering from?" "Autumn," he replied -<>- _--_ ( A's) /___7 .~~\ /~~. /""_ V \ om /____/ / .mmmC="_ _/ -----===(((((}{).MMM "" | `"---" ..mMMM"" | \ ( )" \ /\ | / / \ \ /" / \ \ \__/" \__/ '94 the wolfe / / | | .^V^. .^V^. +-+ +-+ As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area. I heard one man say to his wife, "Look, honey, here comes your anesthesiologist." -<>- The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?" Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, "Who'll give us the reason for being opposed to war?" A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand. "Alex?" The teacher said. "I hate war," Alex said, "because wars make history, and I hate history." ========================================================= )\ /| .-/'-|_/ | __ __,-' ( / \/ .-'" "'-..__,-'"" -o.`-._ / '/ *--._ ./ _.-- | _.-' : .-/ \ )_ / \ _) / \( `. /-.___.---'( / \\ ( / \\ \( L\ \( L\ \\ \\ \\ L\ L\ [nabis] >-->Happy National Pig Day! :) (\____/) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~~.-' / \ @/ \_ (/ / \ \) jgs WW`----'WW >Piggy Quotes Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." — Rodney Dangerfield If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? — George Carlin The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. — George Bernard Shaw Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. — Robert A. Heinlein __ __ \/---\/ ). .( ( (") ) ) ( / \ hjw ( )`97 ( \ /-\ / ) w'W W'w I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig. — Bill Bailey Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? — Steven Wright I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... "I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth!" — Brian Regan When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you could hear pigs being slaughtered. Women were weeping and men were gnashing their teeth, and there were sounds so horrible that I cannot repeat them to you, or you would flee from this room in horror! — Lewis Black ___________________________ / \ ( Oh well, so much for Betsy. ) \ __________________________/ |/ ^..^ '..' _||__(oo)____||_____(oo)_||__________||_ -||--"--"----||-----"--"-||----------||- _||_( __ )___||____( __ )||__________||_ -||--"--"----||-----"--"-||--'..'----||- || || || m(oo)m || -Ian F Stewart- I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm. — Larry the Cable Guy I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk. — Criss Jami ,. (_|,. ,' /, )_______ _ __j o``-' `.'-)' (") \' `-j | `-._( / hjw |_\ |--^. / /_]'|_| /_)_/ /_]' /_]' In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. — Ambrose Bierce ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _____ /`.---.`\ / /.---.\ \ ; |/ e e \| ; ; \| ^ |/ | | \_=_/ | |.-"` `"-.| / `'-...-'` \ | | | , | \ './|\.' / ;._(/:\)_.; || : : || || ; : || || : : || || '.' || || + || || || || || |'-.___.-'| | | '-.__ __.-' jgs (_/`\_) >SMILES Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of Chardonnay.' -------- Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. -------- A wife texts her husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed-up now." -------- Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, MY no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat Of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... No. In fact, He got out three times to pee." -------- Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that darn gun...' -------- A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!" -------- . .' `. .' .'. `. .' .' `. `. .' .' `. `. .' .' `. `. .' .'| _________ |`. `. `'| | | | | |`' | | | _ _ | | | | | | ( " ) } | | | | | \ / | | | | | | " | | | | | | | | | | |,+' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | } | | | | | | | | ,,,,,,,,|,|,|,,,,,,,,,|,|,|,,,,,,,,,,,,,, VK Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer and freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek. One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?" The boy answered it was. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he said he did it and didn't lie." The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree." --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: . ( ) ' . ( ( ) ,___________. | _________ | || ,### || || ####' %|| || ##` #|| || :### # || || '####/ || || ##` || || ###; || ||-_-_-_-_-|| || '###; || || '6#' || || ;#' || || ;#`#; || || #!' # || ||%____#___|| |___________| Taliszanna Who doesn't enjoy a hot shower whether it's on a cold day, or after a stressful day at work? A big chunk of the average family's water use comes from bathing, so installing a low-flow efficient shower head can reduce your water consumption by 50% saving you hundreds a year - and you won't even notice the difference. Or consider lowering the temperature of your water heater from its default of 140 degrees to 120 degrees - don't worry you will still enjoy a hot shower, but you'll save up to $320 a year! Wow, that's some savings! -<>- * Tackle Trash With A Daily Dash A daily round with a trash bag makes short work of burgeoning clutter. Once a day, circle the house at top speed, gathering expired coupons, newspaper inserts, take-out food containers, empty packaging materials and other trash, then toss. It's an instant clutter-cutting boost! * Set The Table From The Dishwasher Returning clean dishes to the cupboard during after-dinner clean-up? Set the breakfast table straight from the dishwasher! You'll save steps--and make precious time during busy mornings. If you wash dishes overnight? Do it in reverse, setting the table for dinner as you put away clean dishes each morning. * Get Organized in Minutes: Clean On The Fly To keep the house clean without a lot of effort, make use of "wait time" in your day. Wipe down the refrigerator doors as you wait for water to boil. Sort the magazine stack during television commercials, or straighten the coat closet when waiting for a family member. Micro-cleaning makes good use of spare minutes, and goes a long way to keeping things organized on the fly. * Clear A Clogged Shower Head with White Vinegar If your shower head isn't pulsing as strongly as usual, the culprit can be mineral deposits from hard water. Dissolve obstructions overnight in a bath of white vinegar. Place 1/2 cup white vinegar in a plastic food storage bag, and pull the bag up around the shower head. Secure with a rubber band for 8-12 hours to restore shower flow to full strength. -<>- I was reading an article and found it a bit interesting, so I thought I would share with you. Do you notice the older we get we tend to wobble more and aren't as stable on our feet? Well, did you know that we lose up to three pounds of muscles - and 10% of our strength - every decade after the age of 30! They say if you spend 30 minutes twice a week of doing simple exercises like squats and bicep curls it can boost your strength and balance by 52% in just four weeks. That cuts your risk of falls and injuries by 67%. Strong legs make you less likely to stumble, and strong arms help you right yourself before you collapse. Just something to keep in mind, all! --- _ _( } -= _ << \ `.\__/`/\\ -= '--'\\ ` -= // jgs \) ...Also, don't be so quick on take-offs... When you stand up, instead of lurching forward, pause a moment to get your balance - then you can take off like a banshee :) -<>- ( ) ) _.(--"("""--.._ /, _..-----).._,\ | `'''-----'''` | \ / '. .' jgs '--.....--' * Soup away aches Are you congested and achy? Spoon up Grandma's delicious chicken soup! Chicken is rich in immunity-boosting zinc, and all the veggies deliver hundreds of anti-inflammatory nutrients. Research shows this ever-so-popular comfort food cuts symptoms by 55%. Even better...have it before bed - women who do, drift off 30 minutes sooner and sleep 25% more deeply. * Unplug appliances when not in use Small appliances such as TVs, cable boxes, Blu-Ray players, and video game system use energy even when they're turned off. Consider unplugging items that won't be used regularly, or get a power strip with switches to save even more energy. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: FULL CPAC Video - TRUMP SPEECH 2021 https://tinyurl.com/bs79xf5s CPAC News: Trump says the Supreme Court should be 'ashamed' for not having guts to overturn 'rigged' election, hammers Biden, Big Tech, internal GOP enemies and cancel culture - and trails a 'triumphant return' to White House: Donald Trump made his grand comeback to the political scene by taking the stage at CPAC Sunday. The former president assured the Orlando crowd he will not be forming his own political party.'We're not starting new parties,' he said, dispelling weeks of rumors. 'We have the Republican Party' https://tinyurl.com/ya235ypx Watters World 2/27/21 https://tinyurl.com/75878e5v 1/5 of the COVID Related Deaths Occurred During the Biden Administration / Asians Get Guns and Organize in the Wake of Increased Violence / Cuomo Says He’s Sorry for Jokes, but Not for Harassment / CA Gov Could be Recalled and Re-Elected the Same Day / The Left Now Wants to Censor Big Tech / College Student Sent to Re-Education for Tweeting Men are Men AND More: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Biden White House Teams Up With Big Tech to Censor / Joe Biden Is Preparing to Criminalize up to... / Joe Biden’s Anti-Christian Bill is Set to be Voted on Next Week in Congress https://deepstatejournal.com/ Pipeline Workers Have Just Sent Sleepy Joe A VERY BIG Message! / SLEEPY JOE Making YOU PAY For S%x Reassignment Surgery And MORE: http://2020conservative.com/ America Last: The Biden Administration's First 100 Days / What You Need to Know About Immigration AND MORE: https://www.fairus.org/ 8 Things You Must Know About Covid-19 Package And MORE: https://www.heritage.org/ Latest From Independent Minute: https://independentminute.com/ Latest From TPN News: https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Nationwide Recall Multiple Products, Listeria Contamination http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: If it's going to happen, there's a good chance it's going to happen in Russia; home of mail order brides, radioactive vodka, and now technicolor K-9s. Residents of the little town of Dzerzhinsk, about 242 miles east of Moscow, have been puzzled by the appearance of brightly colored dogs. And we're not talking about golden retrievers or Irish setters, but bright pink and blue pooches roaming the streets. The clue to the bizarre phenomenon might lie in the nearby abandoned Dzerzhinskoye Orgsteklo chemical plant that once manufactured highly toxic hydrocyanic acid, which is also a core ingredient in a once commonly used "Prussian blue" dye. Without clearer details, Dmitry Karelkin, head physician of Zoozashchita veterinary hospital, officially blamed the blue hue on "some kind of chemical," which doesn't appear to have harmed the animals physically. Meanwhile, examiners from the Lobachevsky Research Institute of Chemistry at Nizhny Novgorod State University, as well as the Committee for State Veterinary Surveillance, found "no signs of irritating chemical burns," while results from the blood and stool tests did not reveal significant toxicity. The blue dogs reportedly will remain under close observation for about 20 days. Meanwhile, no announcements have been made to specifically address pooches that are turning up pink. However, some are calling for an investigation of a chemical dump in another area of Dzerzhinsk, where 300,000 tons of toxic waste was unloaded after the Cold War. --- ...I know you want to see! So Read about AND See them Here: https://tinyurl.com/854btywz -<>- People tend to look at this pandemic as a local crisis, but it is a global concern. And a global debate. Just like in the United States, there are people around the world who underestimate the seriousness of the threat and are reluctant to follow all of the safety protocals. Like this woman in South Africa who was challenged when she walked into a supermarket without a mask on. When management threatened to throw her out she resorted to the only mask she had on her person. The one between her legs. The bizarre incident was caught on camera at a Pick-n-Pay supermarket in South Africa. The shopper was asked to put on a face covering by a security guard, but she claimed she didn't have one. When the woman was warned that she would be refused service unless she had a mask on, she removed her thong undies and put them on her face. The video has since gone viral. You can clearly see the woman reach under her dress and dig around a bit. A moment later out come the black thong which she deftly pulls over her head. Another female shopper appears to congratulate her, saying "well done". It's impossible to say whether this comment was made sarcastically, or if that's just how the ladies roll in South Africa. Back in December, South African President Cyril Ramaphosa stressed that not wearing a face mask in public is a criminal offence. The clip has sparked outrage online with many blasting the woman for entering the shop without a face mask on. One person commented: "We have a serious virus and (she thinks) a G-string will save her. Come on grow up. What must your family think?" It was not reported whether the supermarket allowed the woman to shop with panties on her face. --- ...Of Course, I found the video - Just For You! :) https://tinyurl.com/akzdb4rm *--- Man sues female boss for discrimination ---* A man in South Wales is suing the "woman-dominated" firm where he worked for 'extreme discrimination against males', claiming that his female boss told him to "man up" among other s%xist comments and actions. Daniel Price claims that his manager Ashleigh Knowles told him "men are less organised" and that he was repeatedly ordered to "go away" during "girls-only" conversations. Mr Price says he was the only worker instructed to carry boxes, being told "because you're a man". He once refused, due to a hernia, but was ordered to "man up and get on with it." Mr. Price said she once threatened him with disciplinary action for insubordination after he told her tasks should not lie solely with him because he was a man. An employment judge in Cardiff ruled he has an "arguable case" for s%x discrimination and ordered a full hearing. *--- Naked man carrying Bible shot in Florida ---* A naked man knocking on doors at a South Florida apartment complex was shot by someone who then called 911 to turn himself in, police said. The man was carrying a Bible and knocking on doors at the Sunshine Garden Apartments when he was shot, Pembroke Pines police Major Al Xiques reported. Police said that officers found the man bleeding and on the ground. He was taken to a hospital in critical condition. Officers were already on their way to investigate calls about a naked man at the complex when a 911 caller said he had just shot the man. "[The shooter] wanted to surrender himself to police," Xiques said. "He was detained by police and is being questioned." The identities of the man and the person who turned himself in were not immediately released. *--- Car burglar overlooks $1 million lottery ticket ---* A Seattle couple said a burglar stole a pair of sunglasses from their car, but ignored something far more valuable -- a $1 million winning Powerball ticket. The couple, who requested anonymity, said they forgot to check the numbers on their Powerball ticket after it failed to win the $350 million jackpot. "We didn't even think about a second chance prize," the couple told Washington's Lottery officials. They said the ticket sat in their car for about three months. "Someone broke into our car a few weeks ago and stole a pair of sunglasses," the couple said. "The stolen sunglasses were actually sitting atop the winning ticket. What a close call!" The couple checked the numbers on the ticket and discovered they had won a $1 million second chance prize. "Well, we already popped a bottle of champagne! We're also planning a trip to Paris and Iceland for this year," the couple said. The burglar, meanwhile, will have to make do with a pair of used sunglasses. *--- Driving Under The Influence of Whipped Cream? ---* A woman was charged with driving under the influence after consuming whipped cream. Police said that 28-year-old Anna Thomas of Franklin, Tennessee, used cans of aerosol whipped cream to get high. She was charged with driving under the influence after crashing her car. When police arrived, Thomas was disoriented. Officers found 13 cans of whipped cream scattered inside the vehicle. Almost all of the bottles were empty. No pie was discovered. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: _,--, _ __,-'____| ___ /' | /' `\,--,/' `\ /' | ( ) ( )' \_ _/' `\_ _/ pb """ """ >Got Glasses? Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses. Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank. -<>- >Cross-Eyed Dog A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "Why?! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy." -<>- .--._ '---._) Q Q ) c / .-;-'-,.__ \)) _/--o---o --) (_(= ,H---H --| '----'\---))) | \_=(_(/ / ) / \ \ / / \ \ | | '. '. |___| \___\ snd |_| \_\ / ) / ) '-' '-' >Don't Mime Me A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger. "What's wrong, Shelly?" Asks her roommate. "Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn't even get into Mime class." "Why not?" "How should I know? You can't get a word out of those people!" -<>- >During A Concert A band director was standing outside on a metal ladder during a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out. Amazingly, he wasn't hit by lightning, but the music was awful - it seems he just wasn't a very good conductor. -<>- >Q and A Quickies _.._.-..-._ .-' .' /\ \`._ / / .' `-.\ `. :_.' .. : _.../\ | ;___ .-' //\\. \ _..._ / `/\ // \\\ `-.___.-' /\ //\\ \\: | //\V/ :\\ \\ \ \\/ \\ /\\ `.____.\\ \\ .' \\ // /\\---\\-' \\ fsc // // \\ \\ \\ Q: What was the last thing to go through the bug's mind before it hit the windshield? A: Its butt. Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm coming down with something. Q: How do you cure bed wetting? A: An electric blanket. ____ ____ . " `-. .' Hmm, where are . : those tiny | ` monsters ...? . \ . `--..__ _ _ - O o |||||/ . ( d b | j.". ___/ ` | | / \ /| \\ / _+ Y `u')) ( |.--// \ \---/_____\-- a:f --- \.'-- //\\ Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why should you always guard your rear while you're in the hospital? A: You're in enema territory. Q: What did the rope say after it got tangled? A: Oh, no. Knot again! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _.-'`'-._ .-' _ '-. `-.__ `\_.-' | `-``\| jgs `-.....-A # # A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the test." There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourselves," he said. "You all get 'A's." -<>- Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, the first guy said, "Panty stitcher...I sew the elastic onto women's panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher in her table. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. The second guy was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Diesel fitter is listed as a skilled job, so the clerk gave the second guy $600 a week. When the first guy found out he was furious. He stormed into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled, and diesel fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?!" yelled the panty stitcher. "I sew the elastic, and he pulls on it and says, "Yep, dese'll fit 'er." -<>- ________________________ ///\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/\\\ //\{}//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//{}/\\ ///&%&%&%&/~~~~~~~~~~~~\&%&%&%&\\\ ||&%&%&_.' '._&%&%&|| ||&%''' '''%&|| ||&%& ~c &%&|| ||&%& o )____ <)\/ &%&|| ||&%& /_=-/_____| /\ &%&|| ejm97 ||&%&& ( /\.| | /~/ &&%&|| ______||&%&&======================&&%&||______ Ben, an intensely musical individual, was burdened with a brother-in-law who had the virtue of being a successful businessman, but who was undeniably the least cultured person in town. Ben found this very humiliating and labored to introduce the poor creature to the finer things in life. At last, through much effort, Ben persuaded his brother- in-law to accompany him to a presentation of the opera 'Carmen'. He held his breath, fearing some last minute event would spoil everything, but the day came and Ben and his brother-in-law actually entered the opera house and took their places in an excellent box. To Ben's satisfaction the opera seemed to catch his brother- in-law's fancy at once. He listened open-mouthed and round- eyed, following every move and absorbing every note. Ben was absolutely triumphant when, as they were leaving the theater, his brother-in-law was singing under his breath, "To-ray-a-dor-uh, guard-un! To-ray-a-dor, To-ray-a-dor!" Ben said, beaming, "So you like the Toreador Song, do you?" His brother-in-law replied with excitement, "Of course I do! And as a practical businessman I'm not afraid of making a prediction, either. I'm telling you, that song's going to be a hit!" -<>- As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset." She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference." -<>- While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor. "What happened?" he asked. I said, "Attacked by a flying saucer." -<>- \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Mike Hertz >Why the Military can't communicate with each other... If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door. If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and forbid entry to those without a pass. If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they assault with heavy fire, capture the building, fortify it and call for an air strike. If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will negotiate a three year lease with an option to buy. ========================================================= >-->From LaughAndLift: "Not everybody is called into full-time Christian service. But we are called to serve Christ where we are in our community or sphere of influence." - Billy Graham The Lift... .0. / \ ; \_/ ; | | | | | | _______; ;_______ `======='\ /`=======` \ / _ | | _ _( \____|=|____/ )_ ( .---. .---. ) `-' / \ '-' / HUG \ ; ; | .---.|__, jgs : / :--' .--\ \ | `" `"".-' < =""` `"== `""""""` =""` `"""===="""` =""` `""==="""` >Willing to Share (By Barbara, NC) While living in Hawaii, I learned that the Hawaiian people are very family and pet-oriented. I was on my way to work one morning when I got stuck behind an old truck. In the back of the truck were two children and a big dog, all sharing a huge lollipop. One child would lick it for a little while, then hand it to the other child and then he would lick for it a while. After the second child had licked it, he would hold it up to the dog and the dog would take his turn. This went on for several miles, with each one patiently waiting for his turn with the sucker. The children never even seemed to consider the fact that although they may be expected to share with each other, they weren't required to share with the pooch. He was apparently a very special member of that family. It turned out to be a wonderful ride and I couldn't help but wonder what the world would be like if we all could be as willing to share as those two children. -<>- The Laughs... .. blaa blaa blaaa... .((())). cornet -> ( \(( ))==> <- pencil t |//_^ ^)" p e y \)_\V/.-. t y p /||| ( _\ _e/ |'\/__.-.\ _ ___.'_(.'_)_/ ,___))___ _ ___/||___t p .'-'-_-_-'-,:y e .'-_-_-_-_-_-/ (__________,(/mrf keyboard(_.-._.-._. >Funny Answering Machine Messages "Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please? -- Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?" (silence...beep) This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks. C'mon...you can do it...just a little one. That's the way...just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon...good boy...here we go... like this--beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon...There you go! Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White. Sorry. A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to someone in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.... I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills. If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone. If you're from the Department of the Treasury, please ignore this message. Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal, and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast. Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange...mother...unicorn... computer. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible. Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak. This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72.... This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test. No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the National Security Emergency Password Notification Network. To initiate destruct sequence, call the CIA with today's password. Today's password is BABY BOOTIES. You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message. As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality. You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone...the telephone is next to an answering machine...you hear a faint click and a light flashes on the answering machine...you hear a beep.... Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5...4...3...2...1... The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password. Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll...don't even think about it!.... Don't....! I can't come to the phone now, so...hey--that's a nice phone you have there. Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time...yes indeedy. Why don't you give me a call sometime and we can listen to some old recordings...I might even play my beep for you... This is the Metropolitan Opera Amateur Audition Hotline. After the tone, sing Vesti la Giubba and La Donna e Mobile.... I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it...I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing. How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand the instructions. Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I touch this...YOW!! This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word. Today's word is acetylcholinesterase {or scaphoid, or arrhenotky...} -<>- .-'\ .-' `/\ .-' `/\ \ `/\ \ `/\ \ _- `/\ _.--. \ _- `/`-..--\ ) \ _- `,',' / ,') `-_ - ` -- ~ ,',' `- ,',' \,--. ____==-~ \ \_-~\ `_-~_.-' _ Seal _ \-~ >Redneck Wireless Security System 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots - a really big pair. 2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. 3. Put a dog dish beside it - a really big dish. 4. Leave a note on your front door that says: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy." -<>- "Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved." - Unknown -<>- Q: What did one DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? -<>- _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ `-._/__)======_____, jgs ((=====)) _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') \~_) |= | ( '-. -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o >Phone Number Magic Trick [Grab a calculator - you won't be able to do this one in your head...] 1. Key in the first three digits of your 7-digit phone number (NOT the area code); 2. Multiply by 80; 3. Add 1; 4. Multiply by 250; 5. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number; 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again; 7. Subtract 250; 8. Divide number by 2. What you have is your phone number. Cool, eh? -<>- __,---. /__|o\ ) `-\ / / ,) (, // \\ {( )} =======""===""=============== jgs ||||| ||| | >The Church Parrot An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and not much trouble. The pet store owner suggested a parrot, showed it to her and guaranteed her it would be a wonderful companion. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there. She bought the parrot and for the next week spent time getting to know him. Assured that he spoke properly and was well behaved, she put him on her shoulder and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "It's so cold in here!" Everyone turned to look at her and she ran out of the church in total embarrassment! All the next week, she talked to the parrot explaining the necessity to remain quiet during church. The parrot understood so she put him on her shoulder and went to church the following Sunday. Once again, just as everything got quiet and the sermon began, the parrot squawked, looked around and loudly proclaimed, "It's so cold in here!!" And again the woman ran from the church. The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner. Since she didn't want to get rid of the parrot, the owner offered the following solution: If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return him to your shoulder." "That'll work?" asked the woman. "Guaranteed!" exclaimed the owner. So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as the sermon started, the parrot squawked, "It's so cold in here!!" Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder. . | \/| (\ _ ) )|/| (/ _----. /.'.' .-._________.. .' @ _\ .' '.._______. '. / (_| .') '._____. / '-/ | _.' '.______ ( ) ) \ '..____ '._ ) ) .' __.--\ , , // (( '.' mrf| \/ (_.'( ' \ .' \ ( \ '. \ \ '.) '-'-' The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, "Pretty windy, too!" -<>- Dear Dog, I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint... Things here at the house are calmer now, and Just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me. Best regards, . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| || :-" "-; || :; :; / .==. .==. \ : _.--._ ; ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" The Cat -------- "I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who wanted to loose weight without exercising. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time...." -------- We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." .-~-. .' '. / \ .-~-. : ; .' '.| | / \ : : ; .-~""~-,/ | /` `'. : | \ \ | / `. .' \ .' jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special." "How do you want your eggs?" "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home. 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