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Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our flaming hot new page is from our friend Sharon. It is one that if you are like me, will surprise you and give you some Smiles for your day. Be sure to check this sweet one out along with its cute video here: . : : _..----..__ __..:'.-'''-.-'' . : .' , ''' ' : .' / ' ', ( -=o):(o=-) . : : , ''. ; .' __: : : : , '.0.''.-'.)) : __..-- : : ._.-'__| ':''. . : , .. :.-' __.' / ; . .' , : _.' '. '.'' / / ' .:. .'. :--:'_..--'''.)) . ' -' __.--' .''::' '-. .-''. '. . __.--' :...: __\ '. '..)) ' __.--' ::'':.--'' '.))) __.--' _..--:.::' . . __.--' :' .:. __.--' ' .::' : __.--' jrei __' .::' ..--'' ':::' Thanksgiving Raccoon http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rescuedraccoon2.html --- ...TeeHee! Incredible! Thanks Sharon! Our next hot new page is from our friend LouiseAu. This Vietnam war veteran is a perfect example of why our troops are such a treasure to us. His heroics and American pride are ones to marvel and aspire to. Be sure to check out this and his message to all of us here... \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Proud Of Our Troops 9 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/troops9.html --- ...Love adding this one! Thank You LouiseAu! Our next simmering hot new page is from our friends Linda, Sharon and Tammy. It is sure to delight our bird watching friends and bring a bit of wonder at God's creations to you. Be sure to check out the sweet owl rescue video here too... _.----._ ,'.::.--..:._ /::/_,-;._.:._.;,-=_(.-' __ `._ ,;' _..-(((('' .,-'' `-._ _,'<.-'' _..``'.'`-'`. ` _.-((((_..--'' \ \ `.`. -' _.``' \ ` SSt ,' Colorful Birds 4 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/birds4.html --- ...Wow so beautiful and heartwarming! 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"Sounds like they have the same cheap landlord I have!" exclaimed one of the tourists. -<>- >Learn Chinese in 5 minutes 1. That's not right .............................. Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive?.................. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP.................................... Kum Hia Nao 4. Small Horse ................................... Tai Ni Po Ni 5. Did you go to the beach? ...................... Wai Yu So Tan 6. I think you need a face lift .................. Chin Tu Fat 7. It's very dark in here ........................ Wai So Dim 8. I thought you were on a diet .................. Wai Yu Mun Ching? 9. This is a tow away zone ....................... No Pah King 10. Our meeting is scheduled for next week ....... Wai Yu Kum Nao? 11. Staying out of sight ......................... Lei Ying Lo 12. He's cleaning his automobile ................. Wa Shing Ka 13. Your body odor is offensive .................. Yu Stin Ki Pu -<>- >Statements and true meanings Guy Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Guy Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You're the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Guy Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." Guy Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me." Guy Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night." True Meaning: "Who are you?" Guy Statement: "Do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're likely to find out." Guy Statement: "How much do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now." Guy Statement: "I have something to tell you." True Meaning: "Get tested." Guy Statement: "I've been thinking a lot." True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." Guy Statement: "I think we should just be friends." True Meaning: "Frankly, you're ugly." Guy Statement: "I've learned a lot from you." True Meaning: "Next!!!" Guy Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I need to turn on my answering machine." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 16 is Button Day, Have a Party With Your Bear Day, International Tolerance Day and National Fast Food Day November 17 is Electronic Greeting Card Day, Homemade Bread Day, Take A Hike Day and World Peace Day November 18 is Occult Day November 19 is Great American Smokeout and Have a Bad Day Day November 20 is Absurdity Day, Beautiful Day and Universal Children's Day November 21 is False Confession Day, National Adoption Day and World Hello Day November 22 is Go For a Ride Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ____ / \ u u| _______ \ | .-''#%&#&%#``-. = / ((%&#&#&%&VK&%&)) | `-._#%&##&%_.-' /\/\`--. `-."".-' | | \ /`./ |\/| \ `-' / || | \ / VK >Locate the Road A friend and I were driving in the country looking for an address. We found the town, but we couldn't locate the road. We drove to the police station. They'd never heard of the road. Neither had the Fire Department. We went to City Hall, where a community get- together was going on. We consulted a map, with no luck, until finally we happened to ask one young man who knew exactly where the street was. He pointed to the map, showing us exactly how to get there. I said, "Thank you. Are you with the Police? Or the Fire Department?" "Neither. I deliver pizzas." -<>- >No Enemies A new minister was talking to the oldest member of his congregation. "I am 90 years old, sir, and I haven't an enemy in the world," said the aged one. "That is a beautiful thought," said the clergyman approvingly. "Yes sir," was the answer. "I'm thankful to say that I've outlived them all." -<>- _.-````'-,_ _,.,_ ,-'` `'-.,_ /) (\ '``-. (( ) ) `\ \) (_/ )\ | /) ' ,' / \ `\ ^' ' ( / )) | _/\ , / ,,`\ ( "` \Y, | \ \ | ````| / \_ \ `)_/ \ \ ) ( > ( > \( \( |/ |/ /_(/_( /_( /_( mic+dwb >Camping Hair After eight days of backpacking with my wife, we were looking pretty scruffy. First morning back home she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles. She said, "Does my hair make me look like a water buffalo?" I thought for a moment, then said, "If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?" -<>- >High School Record Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach, Mr. Johnson. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw. Noticing my surprise, Coach Johnson said, "That record will stand forever." I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, "We stopped holding that event years ago." -<>- >French Dream A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French." The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!" "Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?" "I don't know," the boy replied; "I couldn't understand them." -<>- >Paint Store After an hour of "Just a little more white, two squirts of blue, a dash of black, perhaps a tad more white," the paint-store clerk got my gallon to the exact shade I wanted. With a sigh of relief, he pounded the lid on. "Now what do I do if I need more paint?" I asked. "Don't come back here," he begged. -<>- >Vet Appointment In his younger days our golden retriever, Catcher, often ran away when he had the chance. His veterinarian's office was about a mile down the road and Catcher would usually go there. The office staff knew him and would call me to come pick him up. One day I called the vet to make an appointment for Catcher's yearly vaccine. "Will you be bringing him in yourself," asked the receptionist, "or will he come on his own?" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) {} {} ! ! II II ! ! ! I__I__II II__I__I ! 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"Excuse me, can I help you?" he asks. "No, it's alright. Won't be long." And he distractedly looks at his watch, shrugs and paces on. St. Peter gives it another 5 minutes and asks again. The man stops and says, "Look, you know I'm dead. I know I'm dead. Will someone please tell the cardiac arrest team?" ---------- A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her difficult deliveries. "Wow," said the kid. "Does it hurt the mother, too?" ---------- In Ireland, Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor. While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard. Pat goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor: "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse." The doctor says: "I just told her that she is pregnant." Pat exclaims: "Oh my, is she?" The doctor responds: "No, but it sure cured her hiccups." ---------- "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine. I'll take two." ---------- A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!" ---------- A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay, said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.' ---------- A mother mouse and her daughter are suddenly attacked by a cat! The mother mouse yells, "WOOF! ARF! WOOF!!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother to the daughter. "It's important to know a foreign language!" --- ...Giggles! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _____ / \ Hmmm...Should I stock (____/\ ) up on toilet paper? ...... |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) Michael Reeung >Life In 2020 AMUSING — 2020 HAS COME DOWN TO THIS… 1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner 2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing. 3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot. 6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well. 7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? 8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home! 9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! 10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. 11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room. 12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying: “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.” 13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money. 14. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things: How dense the population is & How dense the population is. --- ...HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! Here are a few more gems: >Leftist Crazy 2020 Rules Inflicted on Public Seem to me to be smart ideas.... \ ,,,,,, /e ''( (_ ` \ ___> \ / ,_\-.___ \_ / _)/ / \ | \ / ` _ | __\____/ / ' | / _ /______/ / _/ \,_____/o ( \__)/` \ / \__________/_/_ _/ \ \ )/ \ / / | /\ ( \_____/ ___/ \ \ _/ \ ______/_/___|_| ) \ / / o\ o\ / / /\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,, 1. All members of household must wear a mask indoors - even while making love. 2. All restaurant diners must wear a mask even while eating - just lift to quickly take a bite or a drink. 3. No singing in church or dancing - anywhere - for any reason! 4. Restaurant servers must wear a cone (like a dog) as well as a mask. 5. Restricting Number Of People Allowed In A PRIVATE RESIDENCE! -<>- >Interesting Voter tidbits And Thoughts ,__ _, \~\| ~~---___ , | \ | Wash.| | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _ VT_/,ME> /~-_--__| | Montana |N Dak\ Minn/ ~\~_/Mich. /~| ||,' |Oregon | \ |------| { WI / /~) __-NY',|_\,NH / |Ida.|~~~~~~~~|S Dak.\ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-'Mass. |~~--__ | | Wyoming|____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-'Penn.{,~Conn (RI) | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ Iowa/ `-' |`~ |~_____{/NJ | | Nev | '---------, Nebr.\----| |IN|OH,' ~/~\,|`MD (DE) ', \ |Utah| Colo. |~~~~~~~| \IL| ,'~~\WV/ VA | |Cal\ | | | Kansas| MO \_-~ KY /`~___--\ ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/N Car./ '_ '\| | |~~~|Okla.| | Tenn._/-,~~-,/ \ |Ariz.| New | |_ |Ark./~~|~~\ \,/S Car. ~~~-' | Mex. | `~~~\___|MS |AL | GA / '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\ `~'~ \ Texas |LA`--,~~~~-~~,FL\ \/~\ /~~~`---` | \ \ / \ | -jorn \ | '\' `~' To BE the man, you gotta BEAT the man...not CHEAT the man. "If faulty machines used in Michigan "from one county" gave 6000 votes to the wrong person, & the same type machines were used in 47 other counties, how many more votes were given to the wrong person especially if the same type machines were used in over 30 states? To the Fact Checkers, we never stated that any of the machines were corrupted, nor did we say any of the votes were stolen. The word "faulty" does not mean corrupted, and the word "gave" does not mean stolen. BTW, we're asking a question, not making a statement." ~ Diamond & Silk If you were ok with FB & Twitter fact checking posts, then you should have no problem with the United States of America fact checking votes! Will this new guy be donating his salary too? (Asking for a friend.) So, there's millions of angry Trump supporters & not one city is burning! Amazing, huh? What multiplies faster than rabbits? Biden votes. --- ...Especially after midnight! It's a miracle! All Covid updates have disappeared from the header... almost as if they don't need to panic us anymore. When corrupt politicians start going to prison, we can start trusting our Government again. Remember when Dewey beat Truman? Just another Media prediction. Don't give up hope, Patriots. We were told that Al Gore was the President-Elect for a month before the counting was done. "In reality, they're not after me...they're after you. I'm just in the way." ~ Donald J. Trump We're being told to accept the results by the same people who've spent 4 years NOT accepting the results. You can't make this stuff up!!!!! Remember that feeling you got when the second plane hit the twin towers & you realized what was going on? You should have that same feeling again... I flipped a coin 130,000 times today & it came up heads every time. What? You don't believe me?? I must admit that I'm impressed at how well Joe did with the Seniors... especially those in the 125-200 year-old bracket. Dems want us to just kiss & make up after they spent 4 years on an impeachment based on Dems' falsified documents on Trump? You cannot unite the United States when you cheat. --- ...TeeHee! That's Right! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->From HandyHints: _________ _________ _,.,-----''''---.. _,--' '-.. __ ___________ _,' '-."+_ .-"""+.-' .- ___.' \ L )-.__ _/---"""""' .-'\`\ __ `-..-' """"---------""(____ ___.-'\ \\ \ \ / .:----'\___\ \_\ |/_/ _.---. 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The good news is there are study-proven therapies you can do for yourself at home that can help you shake off your miserable symptoms in record time. Add this to a nasal rinse Just using a saline nasal rinse once daily will help you breathe more easily when you're fighting a cold, and University of Pennsylvania researchers say adding a pinch of baby shampoo could cut recovery time by 60 percent. Credit goes to gentle cleansing compounds which loosen and flush out mucus, plus quickly dissolve the barrier that germs use to hide from immune cells. Breathe in a little steam A steamy shower can open sinuses, reduce airway inflammation and relieve congestion. To boost the benefits and cut recovery time by up to 70 percent put 10 drops of eucalyptus essential oil on a wash cloth in the shower. Its aromatic compounds act as natural decongestants. Putter outside When you're fighting a cold a half hour spent outside puttering around your yard does you a world of good. That's because spending time outside daily can cut your symptom severity in half, plus trim days off your recovery time. Daily exposure to sunlight and fresh air significantly reduces your production of the immunity-weakening stress hormone cortisol. -<>- . ( ) ' . ( ( ) ,___________. | _________ | || ,### || || ####' %|| || ##` #|| || :### # || || '####/ || || ##` || || ###; || ||-_-_-_-_-|| || '###; || || '6#' || || ;#' || || ;#`#; || || #!' # || ||%____#___|| |___________| Taliszanna * Use cooking spray to remove soap scum in shower Spray glass shower doors and hardware with light coating of coating of non-stick cooking spray. Leave for 5-10 minutes. Wipe off with clean cloth or paper towel, then wash away with cold water. A slight residue will remain to form a barrier against build up. * Vinegar to remove sweat stains from clothing Super easy way to get rid of those nasty yellowy sweat stains from clothing. Simply mix 1 part vinegar with 4 parts water. Pour or spray onto affected areas; underarms, collars or any other areas of clothing and soak for at least one minute. (I let my sit for a good 10 minutes if not longer) Wash as directed on clothing tags. * Have you heard this quick tip to get grass stains out of clothing? Dissolve 1/2 cup of sugar with enough warm water to create a thick paste. Apply directly on to the grass-stained fabric. Let sit for at least an hour. Wash according to directions on label. * Your shoes smell It doesn't matter what kind of shoes... gym, canvas, high heels - they can get quite pongy especially when they are worn without socks. Here's your solution: Get into the habit of deodorizing them every night with by sprinkling a small amount of salt inside - it will soak up any lingering smells leaving them fresher in the morning. * Clean a glass coffee pot with salt and ice cubes. Every diner waitress' favorite tip: Add a hefty dose of salt and ice cubes to a coffee pot, swirl around vigorously, and rinse. The salt scours the bottom, and the ice helps to agitate it more for a better scrub. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Watters' World 11/14/20 FULL SHOW https://www.bitchute.com/video/sSgyf7CrovYv/ Justice with Judge Jeanine 11/14/20 FULL SHOW https://www.bitchute.com/video/bgXD7d0V9ZSS/ Life, Liberty & Levin Sunday November 15, 2020 FULL SHOW https://www.bitchute.com/video/D0Uc6ynQFpHu/ The Ingraham Angle - Friday, November 13, 2020 https://www.bitchute.com/video/QZuqNr2LoOlQ/ Tucker Carlson Tonight - Friday, November 13, 2020 https://www.bitchute.com/video/msxPhVLPKx6C/ Hannity - Friday, November 13, 2020 https://www.bitchute.com/video/yf4ZM9p7bJvn/ President Donald Trump Hints at Supporting a Primary Challenge to Republican Ohio Governor / GOP Congresswoman-elect, Victoria Spartz, Experienced Socialism Firsthand / New York Sheriff Pushes Back Against Governor Cuomo’s Thanksgiving Lockdown / Trump Attorney: People Should Be Fired for Buying this Software / GA Senate Candidate’s Radical Views / Bernie Claim America Supports His Socialist Agenda, Wants Cabinet Spot & More: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ MAGA Supporters Brawl With Antifa & BLM In DC / PA Results Show a Statistically Impossible Pattern Behind Biden’s Steal & More: https://tinyurl.com/yyazspsa Westwing News: https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Contaminated Tomatoes Found In Multiple Products http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: National Lockdown Possible As Measure Of Last Resort http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: Bathrooms can be dangerous places; slippery, wet tile, spiders under the toilet seat, improperly grounded outlets, but rarely do you have to worry about what happened to this Rhode Island man. Jeffery Oppenheim said he was visiting his friend Andrew Pessin in Providence when an explosion threw him out of the home's bathroom. "It happened in an instant like getting hit by a cannon," he said. Pessin was in the kitchen with his sons, ages 9, 7 and 5, at the time of the blast. "I was in the kitchen with my kids and immediately smelled the burning smell and we just picked them all up and ran out of the house." Oppenheim said he suffered only a bruised knee from the incident. "I'm just very grateful it was me in there and not one of the Pessin children who are little. They could have gotten killed," he said. The cause of the explosion was unclear, but beef and bean burritos have not been ruled out. -<>- The mayor of a Japanese town said he was initially confused as to why his name was trending on social media after the U.S. presidential election, until family members pointed out the characters in his name also spell out "Jo Baiden." Mayor Yutaka Umeda of Yamato, Kumamoto prefecture, said the Chinese kanji characters that spell out his name can also be pronounced as "Jo Baiden," a name strikingly similar to that of President candidate Joe Biden. "Although there are differences in the positions of a U.S. presidential candidate and the mayor of Yamato here in the center of Kyushu, our passion is the same. We continue working to fulfill our duty to ensure the happiness and spiritual richness of our residents," Umeda was quoted as saying by Japanese newspaper The Mainichi. Umeda said he is considering ways of using his newfound Internet fame to bring extra attention to Yamato, a town of 14,418 people. "I would like to think of ways to promote the town," he told local. *--- 'Bra Bandit' strikes in California ---* Police in California are searching for the "bra bandit" - a man recorded stealing clothes from a pickup truck while wearing a skirt and two bras. Security camera footage from outside a Coachella home recorded a man, dubbed the "bra bandit," wearing a skirt, a bra on his head and another bra on his chest while walking past the home. Police said the clothing items were taken from an unlocked pickup truck. The man, who is seen on the video trying to scare a cat on the front porch of the home, also took cleaning supplies, change and other clothing items from the truck. The security camera footage shows the man narrowly avoid capture when a Riverside County Sheriff's Office patrol car passes by the pickup truck while he's inside. "We have had incidents where stuff has been stolen, but never like this, where some guy is completely naked, and at a point in the video you actually see him sniffing the bra," Vidal Coronel, daughter of the truck's owner, reported. Coronel said the clothing items belong to her sister, who has been using the pickup truck to move. "We all have kids here, and for this guy to be walking around in a bra and a skirt stealing, and he could go into someone's house and do something worse," Coronel said. *--- Police brutality accuser caught punching own face ---* Oregon authorities have released a video of a man who claimed to have been assaulted by detectives punching himself in the face in his jail cell. The Lane County Sheriff's Office said Aleksander Robin Tomas-zewski, 33, claimed to have been physically assaulted by detectives while being questioned on charges of including stalking and first-degree sexual abuse, but deputies reviewed security tapes from the county jail and saw Tomas-zewski repeatedly punch himself in the face to give himself black eyes. Sgt. Carrie Carver, a sheriff's office spokeswoman, said Tomas zewski appeared to strike himself in the face 45 times in the four-minute video. Tomas -zewski pleaded guilty to attempted coercion and filing a false report in connection with the incident. * College dean gets box of fake IDs meant for student named Dean * Four Radnor Township college students who ordered fake IDs from China made a cringe-worthy blunder. Police said an 18-year-old college student named Dean ordered a box of fake IDs and had them shipped to his campus address. What the student probably didn't think about was he shared the same name with a dean at his school. The package was delivered to the administrator, who open the box and found eight realistic-looking IDs, one complete with the student's real name. "You can't make this up," Radnor Police Superintendent William Colarulo told the Philadelphia Inquirer. Police linked the fake IDs to four 18-year-old men, but would not identify the men or the college. Local schools include Villanova University, Cabrini College, Eastern University and Valley Forge Military Academy and College. Police tracked the package to Guangzhou, China, and said it is part of a larger problem with fraudulent identification. The cards are easy to get and can be used for far more than sneaking into bars. There are many people who use these to commit forgery or credit card fraud," police Lt. Chris Flanagan said. The students are not facing criminal charges but have been referred to their parents and may face school sanctions. *--- Man busted for using wooden dummy in carpool lane ---* A New York state police officer said he pulled a car over for speeding in a carpool lane and discovered the passenger was a wooden dummy in a hooded sweatshirt. Suffolk County Highway Patrol Officer Jonathan Abrams said he spotted a car speeding in the high-occupancy vehicle lane on the Long Island Expressway in Dix Hill about 6:30 a.m. Friday. Abrams pulled over James Campbell, 56, and quickly "realized that the front seat passenger wasn't human," the officer told WABC-TV. "I was trying not to laugh at the guy because I thought it was quite silly," Abrams told WNBC-TV. Abrams said Campbell told him he was using the dummy so he could take the HOV lane and be on time for his new job. Campbell said he has been using the dummy to travel in HOV lanes "for months." He said being cited for speeding and an occupancy violation has not changed his habits -- Campbell said he used the dummy to drive in the HOV lane on his way home Friday. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: o \ o `. o o o o \ ` -. .-.-. .---. .-.,-.,-. ..-. / )| | `'____\' o _____\|| ` `' | |-._--.| |----.| | o |o ||-.| ||,-. || | o o | ||_|| |/ oo\ || | | || || C ._)o || | o o| || ||o|\`-/ || | ,. o | ||_|| ,'\,\ || | _\('') | ||o||/\ \ .: o|| | (; .) | || |( \_\||___|| | _,.(|___)-. | o||_|||`-`,\)----' | o o | | ||..|.| o _ |-. _.-. `.-.|._|_.-:|__|_|-.-' `-'.__ o o '--`-` o - SSt >Now That's Cold! It was so cold in New York last winter that three lawyers were seen walking through Central Park with their hands in their own pockets. -<>- >What Was That For? This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. MAN: "What was that for?" WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to kitchen to return the pan. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and WHACK! MAN: "What the heck was that for this time?" WIFE: "Your horse phoned." -<>- `. ---)..( ||||(,o) ptr "`'" \__/ >My Dog Can Talk A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk." Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead." Man: "What covers a house?" Dog: "Roof!" Man: "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog: "Rough!" Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?" Dog: "Ruth!" Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk." The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?" -<>- >I Can't Remember Anything! Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem? -<>- >Q and A Quickies: Q: When is it a good time to eat a window? A: When it's jammed. Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A: Because she ran away from the ball. dp dp || _||_ ' || ` ~/ ) || ( // _)::(_ // ) || ( // ( \/ ) // `-..-' /' PG Q: What was the gangsters last words? A: Who put this violin in my violin case?! Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q: What is an innuendo? A: An Italian suppository! _ , (_\______/________ \-|-|/|-|-|-|-|/ \==/-|-|-|-|-/ \/|-|-|-|,-' \--|-''' \_j________ (_) (_) hjw Q: Where does Superman shop? A: The Supermarket! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: . o----. (%) `. /) )\ \ ___`'(___// \ \ /.-/ .---' \ \'/ / / (%) ' /( `-. ` ,---' .`--. \ _______________________________________/ ---'___)_\_\________)_ VK _ On our way to the ski hill, my friend's children decided to "find me a man" by the end of the day. The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone who was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single. To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own. I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman close to my age said "Excuse me, but are you single?" Groaning inwardly, I said, "Yes, but despite what you may have heard, I'm really not looking to get married." He looked at me oddly. "All I want is someone to share the chair lift with." -<>- Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it's a workday again and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday. Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a can of beans. Hence the day is known as Tootsday. By the third day of the week, people are wondering when they can ever find the time to get everything done this week that they need to, hence the day is known as Whensday. Too bleary to even count properly, people think it's only Day Three of the week on the next day, therefore it's er- roneously called Thirdsday. On the last day of the workweek, people often go out "for a few" after work. By the time they get home, they're too tired to cook anything elaborate, so they just throw a piece of meat, chicken, or fish in the skillet. That's why the day is known as Fryday. Saturday night all the singles let loose. There's a lot of s%xual hijinks. It's pretty obvious why the day is called Satyrday. And on the last day of the week--and the weekend--people look at all the items on their to-do lists that didn't get crossed off, groan aloud, and make themselves promises they won't keep. Therefore the day is called Soonday. -<>- .---------------------------. /,--..---..---..---..---..--. `. //___||___||___||___||___||___\_| [j__ ######################## [_| \============================| .==| |"""||"""||"""||"""| |"""|| /======"---""---""---""---"=| =|| |____ []* ____ | ==|| // \\ // \\ |===|| hjw "\__/"---------------"\__/"-+---+' A Swiss guy in New York is looking for directions, so he pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four foreign languages, and it didn't do him any good." -<>- My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's too young to get married." "Why do you say that?" I asked. "Because," she said, "they've registered for Nintendo games." -<>- After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. "Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "but it didn't work out and they brought you back." ========================================================= >-->From LaughAndLift: "There comes a time when we all must realize that life is short, and in the end the only thing that really counts is not how others see us, but how God sees us. For the believer there is hope beyond the grave, because Jesus Christ has opened the door to heaven for us by His death and resurrection." - Billy Graham, speaking at Richard Nixon's funeral Jesus loves you and is with you. ,////, /// 6| // _| _/_,-' _.-/'/ \ ,/;, ,-' /' \_ \ / _/ `\ / _/\ ` / | /, `\_/ | \' pb /\_ /` /\ /' /_``--.__/\ `,. / \ |_/` `-._ `\/ `\ `. `-.__/' `\ | `\ \ `\ \ \_\__ \___) >Finish the Race (Taken From Hot Illustrations for Youth Talks by Wayne Rice) The Barcelona Olympics of 1992 provided one of track and field's most incredible moments. Britain's Derek Redmond had dreamed all his life of winning a gold medal in the 400-meter race, and his dream was in sight as the gun sounded in the semifinals at Barcelona. He was running the race of his life and could see the finish line as he rounded the turn into the backstretch. Suddenly he felt a sharp pain go up the back of his leg. He fell face first onto the track with a torn right hamstring. Sports Illustrated recorded the dramatic events: As the medical attendants were approaching, Redmond fought to his feet. "It was animal instinct," he would say later. He set out hopping, in a crazed attempt to finish the race. When he reached the stretch, a large man in a T-shirt came out of the stands, hurled aside a security guard and ran to Redmond, embracing him. It was Jim Redmond, Derek's father. "You don't have to do this," he told his weeping son. "Yes, I do," said Derek. "Well, then," said Jim, "we're going to finish this together." And they did. Fighting off security men, the son's head sometimes buried in his father's shoulder, they stayed in Derek's lane all the way to the end, as the crowd gaped, then rose and howled and wept. Derek didn't walk away with the gold medal, but he walked away with an incredible memory of a father who, when he saw his son in pain, left his seat in the stands to help him finish the race. --- Application: That's what God does for us. When we are experiencing pain and we're struggling to finish the race, we can be confident that we have a loving Father who won't let us do it alone. He came alongside us with His Son, Jesus Christ. "I am with you always," says Jesus, "to the very end of the age" (Matt. 28:20). -<>- _ /_'. _ _ \ / '-. < ``-.;),--'` '--.Quick Jokes Brian: If you were trapped on a desert island and could have only one book, what book would you want? Chris: "How to Build a Good Boat." -------- "I just hope it's not Alzheimer's," confessed the gentleman to his doctor. "Maybe there's some kind of memory medicine you can give me. See, I'm getting terribly forgetful; I lose track of where I'm going or what I'm supposed to do when I get there. What should I do?" he asked glumly. "Pay me in advance," the doctor promptly suggested. -------- A fellow who just reached his 120th birthday was giving a press conference to the assembled media. "Excuse me, sir," one of the reporters said, "but how did you come to live to be 120? "It's actually quite simple," the old feller replied. "I just never argue." "That's impossible," the reporter responded. "There must be something else, like diet, or meditation, or something. Just not arguing won't keep you alive for 120 years!" The old fellow stared hard at the reporter for several seconds. "Hmmm," he finally shrugged, "maybe you're right." -------- On a mountain climbing expedition the Swiss guide warned an American tourist, "Be especially careful not to fall - it's a dangerous place. But if you do fall," he added nonchalantly, "remember to look to the right - the view is extraordinary." ------- The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news." Dan said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you." ------- A teacher was trying to impress her first grade pupils that good penmanship was important. "Remember," she said, "if you don't learn to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash for everything when you grow up." ------- /\/\ / / / _/,/ / _/` (/"/////, ( '```--.___ /' _), ,- '-. /, / \ (\ \, \_()/ \) )' =_ )) | | | .// _/) ( ( \_ // / \ >_,\ (/)= / | | | \ #\| / |=| |=|\ ( ( (=> ( >( >),) | | |=| \ ( ( / / / / ) |/ \ /_( /_( , || )/.,_ ). /\\_(\,/, //- / /_(_( / ,\. b'ger .- '-'-'-,)\/.')) >"I'm Fine!" Farmer Joe had an accident and decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?," questioned the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!" Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie." Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?" 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Shin Lim and Colin Cloud combine their skills for some amazing magic at America's Got Talent: The Champions. https://youtu.be/41ySnVGkU3g Paul Daniels - Vanishing Woman Magic Trick: English magician Paul Daniels performs his vanishing woman magic trick. https://youtu.be/87vTK6u7mRQ Magical Surgery: Magician Kevin James performs an entertaining illusion that won the Best Comedy Illusionist Award at the 2007 World Magic Awards. I had never seen this act and found it fascinating to watch as I wasn’t quite sure how it was going to end. I’m glad the doctor was able to put everything back in the proper place after his magical surgery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65ASzyUsOv0 --- ...Wowsers! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Take a short break from your day to see some cool and interesting video clips as you get your Daily Dose Of Internet. This episode of your Daily Dose Of Internet starts out with a doctor demonstrating his surgical skills on an egg. 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Idiots Of The Day: Surveillance cameras in Shanghai are going to make these two criminal masterminds internet-famous as they earn the title of Idiots of the Day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5f_4ndqns --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! That's the problem with these masks - it makes it harder to get a full view of things! I forgot one of those plexiglass covers was in front between me and a clerk at the drug store. I about smacked it over trying to give her the card she requested from me! I apologized and said I was having a harder time seeing things and she said that for some reason she had a harder time hearing with her mask on. The stupid barrier is of no use anyway as she reached around it to take my card and then again to hand it back to me. I was wearing a mask and so was she, so what was it for? In case I sneezed and blew off my mask it would protect her or what? HaHa! -<>- Facts about daylight saving time, why it was introduced and why it no longer makes any sense today. https://youtu.be/br0NW9ufUUw --- ...I wish we wouldn't use it! Thanks LouiseAu! My daughter's little chiweenie dog is stuck on the old time so we have to get up an hour earlier every day. Sucks! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "The American Academy of Pediatrics has suggested that people under the age of 18 should be banned from tanning salons. Parents that take their kids to tanning salons should be banned from parenting." -Jimmy Fallon "There is a new bike lock that prevents theft by releasing a gas that makes a robber throw up if they cut the lock. So, the good news is: Your bike wasn't stolen. The bad news: It's covered in robber vomit." -Conan O'Brien "A school in California is testing a new program that forgoes traditional teachers and has students teach and grade each other's classwork. So good luck to the students at 'Straight A's Academy!'" -Seth Meyers "I saw a new study that says that eating over 1,500 pieces of candy corn could actually kill you. Which shouldn't be a problem since the current record for eating a piece of candy corn is two." -Jimmy Fallon "It was National Stress Awareness day today and due to the election, plenty of people have something to be stressed about. In fact, when asked on a scale of one to 10 how stressed they are right now, most voters punched the pollster in the face." -James Corden "A skydiver uploaded a video of himself jumping out of a plane and solving a Rubik's cube during free fall. And to prove that he actually solved it, the funeral was open casket." -Seth Meyers "A new study suggests that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was mostly done by women. So even back then men didn't have a say in decorating." -Jimmy Fallon "There's an event company that specializes in fake weddings. 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