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THANK YOU! -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press This flaming hot new page is from our friends Linda and LouseAu. If you are looking for the perfect holiday or vacation place, this is the series for you. It gives you some of the best and most delightful spots around the world. Sit down, relax and take a little virtual vacation checking this out here... / .- __ |/,-'` `-.\ _.-'''-._ \\ .--. _.;.--._.--.;._ _\\/_`~\\ _ .-. .` /( / \ )\ `|. \\ |--' | \ | | ; '-' '-' ; |~~~~~| _\ \| |__ | (_) | | '__|_ (_` _)| . . | |. (__ \ `', |` | `-.___.-' | | (__ | | | ; | : | ; | '(___ | | | \ | : | / | . | | | \____'._| : |_.'___;====| | \ | : | / jgs '------. '._.' .---------'` | | | . ~ . | | | | | |____.____| /===========\ ;:. | .::. ; |:' |_'::' | | .:. | | |__':'_|___.::| [______I______] | | | (_ | _) | | | _|___|___|_ .-//\\--|||--//\\-. (_||__\\//|\\//__||_) `"""""""""`"""""""""` Spectacular Places 9 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/spectacularplaces9.html --- ...Wow! Such beauty and diversity! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: __)), //_ _) ( "\" \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." -<>- An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh... Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ May 6 is Beverage Day, National Tourist Appreciation Day, National Nurses Day and No Diet Day May 7 is National Tourism Day and National Teacher's Day May 8 is Iris Day, National Receptionist Day, No Socks Day, School Nurses Day the Wednesday during Nurse's Week, V-E Day and World Red Cross Day / World Red Crescent Day May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day May 10 is Child Care Provider Day or Daycare Provider Day, Clean up Your Room Day and Military Spouses Day May 11 is Birth Mother's Day, Eat What You Want Day, International Migratory Bird Day, National Train Day, National Windmill Day and\ Twilight Zone Day May 12 is Fatigue Syndrome Day, International Nurses Day, Lilac Sunday, Limerick Day and Mother's Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ______......------. ______......------'''''' -. \ -. |\ -. | \ -. | \ -. | \ - __ | \ ______......------'''''' | | __\______......------'''''' o ______......---.o | | | . o -=-- . |O|O| . O ' ||o o o || | | |o ||____......---| | | | ____.... ....--- ||''''|____||_.| | | | ....---- ----''' ||''''' || |'. | ||'. ....---- ----''' ||o o o || '. | | |'. | ....---- ----''' ||____......---| | | | | | | ....---- ----''' ||''''|____||_.| | | | | | | ....---- ----''' ||''''' || | | | | | | ....---- ----''' ||o o o || | | | | | | ....---- ----''' ||____......---| | | | | | | ....---- ----''' ||''''|____||_.| | | | | | | ||''''' || .'.' | | | | ____....----''''| ||o o o || _| | |.'.' | ___....--- | ||____......---| (_ | |_ |____....----''''| ||''''|____||_.| _| : _) | __....-. | ||''''' || (_ : |_ | |_....-' | grp ||o o o || | ' _) |____....----''''| --'' ||____......---| o| '.| | ___....----'': | /\ ||''''|____||_.| | '|o | |__....----''' | /__\ :.''''' _| | . :____....----''''' ______......------'''''' | _____......------'''''' ''' >Military Computer The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease. To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or retreat?" The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and answers, "Yes." The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes what?" The computer instantly replies, "Yes, SIR!" -<>- >Oh, Grandma! A dying grandmother tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh, grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..." -<>- >Admiring Glances While my wife and I were shopping at a mall kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short, form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed her. Without looking up from the item she was examining, my wife asked, "Was it worth the trouble you're in?" -<>- >Momentous Question For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous question. "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows." To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn's eyes. Then she nodded in agreement, "I think it's a wonderful idea! Can I help you pick out a puppy?" -<>- >Over Five Years An out-of-town visitor in New York City, at the height of the tourist season, decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here." "I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the waiter with typical New York charm. "I can only serve one table at a time." ========================================================= _ _ : * : `.' __.. __ .' /__ . .-" `--._.---.__`..'-.' \.-.-.'' a `-'| `-' | ) . .' ` . `. `-' \ . . .' `. : .' `. )"""--""\ |/ \ | / \\ : ( `\\ _/ ^ \_\ ^ mb a:f >-->Happy Pig-Out (No Diet) Day! :) Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A: Where's pop? Q: What did the nut say when it sneezed? A: Cashew! Q: Why did the cabbage win the race? A: Because it was ahead! _,--. ,--._ \ > `-"""-' < / `-. .-' / 'e___e` \ ( (o o) ) _\_ `=' _/_ / /|`-._.-'|\ \ / /||_______||\ \ _/ /_||=======||_\ \_ / _/==|| ||==\_ \ `'( ^^ ^^ )`' \ / \______|______/ hjw |______|______| )__| |__( / ] [ \ `--' `--' Q: Why was the cucumber mad? A: Because it was in a pickle! Q: What bird is with you at every meal? A: A swallow! Q: Why do monkeys like to eat bananas? A: Because they have appeal! _,--. ,--._ \ > `|>o<|' < / `-. .-' / 'e___e` \ ( (o o) ) _\_ `=' _/_ / /(`-._.-')\ \ / / `.___,' \_\ _/ / _____ \ \_ / _(_,--' `--._)_ \ `' )______@______( `' hjw / \ /_________________\ \ )( / \ / \ / ) | | ( /`-'] [`-'\ `--' `--' Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn't peeling well! Q: What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A A slipper! Q: What does a mixed-up hen lay? A: Scrambled eggs! _ |\_,,____ ( o__o \/ /(..) \ (_ )--( _) / ""--"" \ ,===,=| |-,,,,-| |==,== |d | WW | WW | |s | | | | | Q: What does an evil hen lay? A: Deviled eggs! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner? A: Spare ribs! (\____/) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~~.-' / \ @/ \_ (/ / \ \) jgs WW`----'WW Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk! Q: What cheese is made backwards? A: Edam! Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? A: Fish and ships! 9 ,--.-'-,--. \ /-~-\ / / )' a a `( \ ( ( ,---. ) ) \ `(_o_o_)' / \ `-' / | |---| | hjw [_] [_] Q: How do chickens bake a cake? A: From scratch! Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear! Q: Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? A: She was bored with the hole business!) ,. (_|,. ,' /, )_______ _ __j o``-' `.'-)' (") \' `-j | `-._( / hjw |_\ |--^. / /_]'|_| /_)_/ /_]' /_]' Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels! Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!) Q: What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef? A: A pizza of his mind!) ._ __, |\,../'\ ,'. . `. .-- '`. ( `' , ; ,`--' _, ,'\ ,`.____ `. / `, | ' \, ' | / /`, `, . ,` ./ | ' `. ,' |;,' ,@ ______| | _________,_____jv______ `. `. ,' ,'_,','_, `' `' Q: Why did the pig become an actor? A: Because he was a ham! Q: What did the burger name her daughter? A: Patty! CUSTOMER: "Do you have spaghetti on the menu today?" WAITER: "No, I cleaned it off." _ ((`)_.._ ,'-. _..._ _._ \,' '-._.-\ ' ` .-' .' / ( / | _ _ \ | \ e e | ; .-. / ; ', '-.( '')-' '. | ;-' \ / / / /-._ __, 7 | \ `\ \`` | | | \ \_,\ | |_,\ jgs '-`' \_,\ Q: How do you fix a broken tomato? A: With tomato paste! Q: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? A: Because he was stuffed! Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? A: Because they don't know how to cook! ^, ,^ / ---- \ / _\ /_ \ Ful | / __ \ | | /oo\ | ,-. | \__/ |____________.:' \ .__. / \ ' '.______.' \ \ | | /____...-----\ | | | | | |^^| |^^| Q: How do you make a dinosaur float? A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur! Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth? A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich! Q: What's the best thing to put in a pie? A: Your teeth! ,-,------, _ \(\(_,--' <`--'\>/(/(__ /. . `'` ' \ (`') , @ `-._, / )-)_/--( > jv '''' '''' Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long? A: No sir, it will be round! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ( ,&&&. ) .,.&& ( ( \=__/ ) ,'-'. ( ( ,, _.__|/ /| ) /\ -((------((_|___/ | ( // | (`' (( `'--| _ -.;_/ \\--._ \\ \-._/. (_;-// | \ \-'.\ <_,\_\`--'| ( `.__ _ ___,') <_,-'__,' jrei `'(_ )_)(_)_)' >Smiles Some Boy Scouts from the big city were on a camping trip for the first time. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightening bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up, now they're coming after us with flashlights!" ---------- Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life. Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found. "He's perfect. He's handsome, he's sweet, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!" "He said 'will you marry me?'" Marcy asked. Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away.'" ---------- A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he needs to piss, so he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance, and falls in. There's a puddle of water in the hole, and he spends the rest of the night yelling, "Help me, I'm cold! Someone help me, I'm cold!" At closing time, another drunk walks behind the bar to piss, and hears the noise. He gets to the open grave, looks down and says, "Of course you're cold, you stupid dummy, you kicked all the dirt off yourself!" ---------- Charlotte stormed into the eye surgeon's office and went up to the desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?" "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly." "I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success." --------- Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven. Upon entering they are told by Saint Peter that they must present something "Christmassy" in order to get into heaven. The first man searches his pockets, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is let into Heaven. The second man presents a bow and some ribbon from presents that were opened earlier in that night. So he is also allowed into Heaven. The third man pulls out a pair of black lace panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter says in a booming voice, "I fail to see the relevance. How do *these* represent Christmas?" To which the third man sheepishly replies, "Oh... They're Carol's." --- ...LOL! Good Ones! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| "Sweep and mop! It's not our | |] job to help clean house! |__________| Mom treats us like slaves!" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--@|@--.__\\\\___|_________| | |---(((----//--( oo //oo o oo| | | |()))) // ||\O/ /)| _______ | | | | \_/ (\/ |// \///|| || |jro | |// \\//____|\\ //_|||_______|| |__________|__\\__\/_______(//|__|_________| ///\\ //|| ~~(_)(_) ////(_) >Use a Stainless Steel Cleanser Smudges and fingerprints are the most frustrating part of owning stainless steel appliances. Win the battle against them by investing in a spray cleaner specifically designed for stainless. You can find these with the other kitchen cleaning supplies in most home and big box stores. Just spray on a cloth and wipe down gently, following with water. >Don't: Use Abrasive Sponges or Cleansers Don't ever scrub your appliances with an abrasive sponge or a cleanser with bleach. Abrasive tools will scratch the grain of the stainless and make your beautiful new kitchen look dull, and no matter how much you think bleach might make the appliances shine, it will ruin the finish. >Go with the Grain Much like with fine wood, you must go with the grain when cleaning stainless steel. Follow the lines of the grain, wiping on cleanser gently, wiping off and rinsing. Do not wipe in a circular motion (this is tough if you're used to scrubbing in a circle!) - use long swipes instead. _________ _________ | `| "I hate having to do this! | |] It is'nt fair! I wish we didn't |__________| even live in this crummy house!" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--@|@--.___\\\\__|_________| | |---)))----//---(///) //o o oo| | | |( oo // | |\_/ /) _______ | | | | \-/ /) | // \\//| || |jro | |// \\//____| \\_/\/||_______|| |__________|__\\__//_______(|||__|_________| (//// /||| (_//(_) //(_)(_) >Don't: Let Grime Sit Dirt, grime, kitchen grease and gunk tend to stick to stainless if left to dry. Your appliances will look new and fabulous longer if you wipe up gunk with a wet rag or paper towel before it has a chance to harden. Avoiding scrubbing is the priority here - while you can scrub stainless, you want to preserve the gorgeous grain of the steel -- so instead, clean small messes immediately with just a little water. >Getting on your hands and knees to clean your baseboards is anything but enjoyable. The good news? You can keep them clean and keep your house smelling fresh with one clever trick: Attach a dryer sheet to your Swiffer in place of a microfiber cloth and pick up all that unwanted dust while lending a sweet scent to your home. >Grate Cold Butter submitted by Lindsey A fellow reader wrote in and submitted this hint, so I haven't tried this little trick just yet, but I love the idea! Your stick of butter has to be close to frozen for it to work, and you must work fast to keep it from melting, but the grated butter is perfect for adding to flour before baking biscuits, scones, muffins, etc.. It also makes the butter melt much faster, so if your butter is too cold to spread, consider grating it first and then topping toast, veggies, or a baked potato! >Miracle Cleaner for Cookie Sheets I actually have a few cookie sheets that look just gross! They seem to rust and get grimy really fast. I just cover them with foil before doing any actual baking. Time for a cleaning? I think so. Not only does this cookie sheet miracle cleaner only require two ingredients, but there's also no scrubbing required! Just let it sit and do its job while you tackle other things. After sprinkling the spot with baking soda; spraying with hydrogen peroxide; then another layer of baking soda I left it sitting there like that while we went to breakfast. When we got home I rubbed a little of the cleaner off and was actually quite astonished to see MOST of the gunk came right off! Minimal rubbing with my fingers (you could use a scrubbie too) was required. -<>- __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| _________ _________ | `| | |] "Yur right. I wisht we cou'd |__________| live outside" | | / |_==___==_| | |]__.--/|@--.__\\\\___|_________| | |---(((----//--( oo //oo o oo| | | |()))) // ||\-/ /)| _______ | | | | \_/ (\/ |// \///|| || |jro | |// \\//____|\\ //_|||_______|| |__________|__\\__\/_______(//|__|_________| ///\\ //|| ~~(_)(_) ////(_) >'Go Green' Hints: * Do Your Own Painting If you have some walls to paint, skip the professional and DIY the job to save. You can also have a painting party if there are lots of rooms to paint. There are plenty of tutorials about how to properly paint, or go to a local paint store for advice. * Lovin' the Oven If you don't have a self-cleaning oven -- or even if you do -- there aren't many green cleaning options, and commercial oven cleaners tend to be caustic products with plenty o' toxic compounds. Even so, I'm skeptical of how easy or effective any natural cleaners might be at baked-on sludge. Some folks recommend sprinkling baking soda on the oven, then sprinkling water on it, and leaving it to soak overnight. (No mention of how this will clean the sides of the oven, however.) Then, the next morning, scrub and scour like the devil in heat. Or, get a commercial oven cleaner, use it carefully, and don't feel guilty about it. Placing a layer of foil at the bottom of your oven will make this task easier next time. --- ...I use an old beat up cookie sheet on the bottom to catch any spills. Easier to remove it and clean than scrubbing the oven every time and saves me from using expensive foil. :) ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Justice With Judge Jeanine Fox News 5/4/19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5fm7JtWrkw Hannity: A partisan special counsel witch hunt divided this country. The Trump campaign and the Trump transition team were spied on by the Obama Administration not once, but over and over again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfl850MxK-g Westwing News: Jobs Surge in April, Unemployment Rate Falls to the Lowest Since 1969 - This is the Strongest Economy We�ve Seen in a Decade, America (That�s Bad News for Socialists) https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ Warren Buffett SLAYS Suggestion of Socialism https://tinyurl.com/y3swn26j Fox News trying to Sabotage Trump? (No - Just Chris Wallace!) https://conservativebuzz.net/fox-news-trying-to-sabotage-trump/ Nikki Haley Puts Ilhan Omar in her Place https://dcalert.com/2019/05/04/fed-up-nikki-haley-wrecks-ilhan-omar/ Democrats WRECKED By Their Own Poll https://dcalert.com/2019/05/05/democrats-wrecked-by-their-own-poll/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From USA Wire https://theusawire.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Cheese, Chicken, Protein http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: CDC Warns about Chicken and Food Poisoning http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text -<>- >From BizarreNews: If you think the police are legally obligated to protect you, think again. In case after case, court decisions and state laws have held that cops don't have to do a thing to help you when you're in danger. If the police fail to protect you, even through sheer incompetence and negligence, don't expect that you or your next of kin will be able to sue. The most famous case in recent years was a near-fatal stabbing on a subway in New York city in 2011. Joseph Lozito was attacked by a psychopath who stabbed him seven times. Lozito was finally able to disarm his attacker, but the bizarre part of the story is that two NYPD officers were watching the entire incident from feet away, standing behind the metal door of the motorman's compartment. Since the police didn't lift a finger to prevent a crime they were watching in-action, Lozito sued the police department. His case didn't even make it to trial. The reason was the same as in all of the other cases. The police have no legal obligation to protect you. *--- Skydiver Loses Prosthetic Leg In Mid-Air An unlucky skydiver was reunited with an important possession after the prosthetic leg he lost in mid-air turned up at a California lumber yard. The perfect place for it. The Sonoma County Sheriff's Office said in a Facebook post that workers at a lumber yard in Cloverdale were baffled when they discovered the intact prosthetic leg and deputies contacted a nearby airport to help with the investigation. The investigators found a man named Dion had gone skydiving and lost his prosthetic leg in mid-air. The sheriff's office reunited him with the artificial limb. "Great guy, full of humor who said he lost his first leg in a freak skydiving accident two years ago but that hasn't held him back," the Facebook post said. "He jokingly quipped that this was his second leg lost while skydiving. He promises to make a tether and learn from this but fully plans to stick with his passion," the sheriff's office said. *--- There Are Not a Lot of Gas Stations in Croatia ---* Last week a South African man swam 361-miles, this week a Croatian man pushed a car for 66 miles. There must not be a lot of gas stations in Croatia. Tomislav Lubenjak broke the Guinness World Record for pushing a car the farthest in 24 hours when he surpassed the 51-mile previous record and continued pushing the car until he reached 66 miles. Guinness rules required the 1,609-pound car to have a driver, and for the driver to be switched out every four hours. Lubenjak was allowed three-minute breaks every hour. "As a former professional athlete I knew what I was getting into and what physical and psychological challenges I would face," Lubenjak told Croatia Week. "As a fitness trainer I am obliged to test the boundaries of human possibilities myself, because only then can I use this knowledge from my own experience in the training of top athletes." Video footage and other evidence of Lubenjak's feat has been submitted to Guinness to make the record official. *--- Amen ---* A pair of Florida teens who were swept out to sea by a strong current said they were praying for help when their rescue came in the form of a boat called "The Amen." Tyler Smith and Heather Brown, both 17, said they decided to go swimming in Vilano Beach for senior skip day, but a strong current left them stranded about 2 miles off the coastline for about two hours. The pair said they started to pray for help. "While I was laying on my back, the best I could, floating, I just called out, 'God, please don't let this be the end. I still want to see my family ... send someone to save us,'" Smith reported. Crew members on a boat sailing from South Florida to New Jersey heard the teens' calls for help and headed toward the voices. The teens said they were shocked when they saw the name of the vessel: 'The Amen.' "The first words that came out of my mouth were, 'God is real,'" Brown said. The crew took the teens, who were exhausted but not injured, back to shore. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) __ .' `'. / _ | #_/.\==/.\ (, \_/ \\_/ | -' | \ '= / /`-.__.' .-'`-.___|__ jgs / \ `. >SWISHING A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..." --- ...HaHa! Thanks Geniann! Anyone living with an over-controlling person knows this! It doesn't solve any issues but keeps them from getting violent with you! Like the bible says... Prov.15:1 'A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.' -<>- _____________ __________ /\ \_____ _ (\ -=- \ |; _____|_| `\ --=-= \ \/____________/ \ -==--=- \ __ ) -==-==- ) jgs \/ ( =-==-= ( \ -=- \ /_) -=- ) `""""""""""` >HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 73 illegitimate children. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what................ NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared. I Love This Country! It's The Government That Scares Me! Stop organized crime. Re-elect no one. NOT CONFIRMED BY SNOPES. Guns have only two enemies; Rust and Politicians. --- ...LOL! Thanks Geniann! ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .--. |/`-\ __ _( '\' _.-' | __(, .' _.-' \/ %; /\.' / ;%, \/ '.__.-' '#; | / ;%, \ || '` \ || | )) | || |__||_ | '.__) jgs '._) >After Blowing Chunks... A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go by and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!" -<>- >The Psychic and the Frog A frog telephones a psychic and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class." -<>- >Was He Dead? In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner. Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere. -<>- >Think About It I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. -<>- | ___.----' `----.___ _.-' .-' F ` - `-._ .-' .' \ `- `-. .' J `. `. /___ / L ` .--`. ' `-. _.---._ |_.---._ .--"""-.' ' ' | ` | | | | | | | | | A H Yb dB YbmdP VK " >Q and A Quickies Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? A: An umbrella. Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms? A: A doctopus! Q: What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? A: I'm the wiener! Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room? A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants. Q: What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop? A: He was getting the latest scoop. _--_ ( A's) /___7 .~~\ /~~. /""_ V \ om /____/ / .mmmC="_ _/ -----===(((((}{).MMM "" | `"---" ..mMMM"" | \ ( )" \ /\ | / / \ \ /" / \ \ \__/" \__/ '94 the wolfe / / | | .^V^. .^V^. +-+ +-+ Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player? A: A pinch hitter. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: , /\ , / '-' '-' \ | POLICE | \ .--. / | ( 19 ) | \ '--' / '--. .--' jgs \/ "Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" the police captain asked the detective. "Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good," nodded the other. "Asked him every question and made every threat we could think of." "And did you get a confession?" asked the sergeant. "Not exactly," explained the officer. "All he'd say was, 'Yes dear,' and dozed off." -<>- A man sees a job ad posted on a construction site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." So he does and speaks to the foreman. "Can you drive a Bobcat?" the foreman asks. "No." "Can you plaster?" "No." "Have you ever done any carpentry?" "No." "If you don't mind me asking," says the foreman, "what's so handy about you?" "Well, I only live about five minutes down the road..." -<>- Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do. Why is this? In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces... That, and they go through your stuff while you're in the shower. -<>- After their expulsion from paradise, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home." -<>- A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat. After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry Davis, can you please tell me what room I am in?" "Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby." -<>- _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' pb A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light." *** A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel. *** Remember; Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting some- thing right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong. *** >THE MODERN TOOLBOX: Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver. Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install. Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels. Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself. Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so that you need to use a flashlight anyway. Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool. Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911. Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principal to harnessing the power of your mother-in-laws nagging complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old paint off the side of the house. Chainsaw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that you accidentally built completely around yourself. Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique the job you're doing or offer advice. -<>- >10 Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House 1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver. 2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. 3. Despite what you may have been told by your mother, praying and cursing are both helpful in home repair... but only if you are working alone. 4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can... many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator. 5. If it's electronic, get a new one. 6. Keep it simple: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning it to the "on" switch; or just paint over it. 7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have fixed it. 8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help. 9. If something looks level, it is level. 10. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid. ========================================================= >-->From The Jokester: ___ /_ _\ ( - - ) __\ _ /__ / \_/ \ __ __/___________\__ //\\ | JUDGE |\ ___ (//\\) | R.T. Baldy || //\_\ _\__/_ | || (~O=O~) / \ | || \_-_/ / / \ \ | || / \|/ \ \_\ /_/ | ||_/_/___\_\__ (/____\) | | WITNESS |\ | _ _ | | | ||__| | |_____jro | | || | | | |________________|____________|/ |__|__| (__/ \__) Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and nobody else thinks they're jokes. -<>- A Statement About One Of The National Evils. The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shalt Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and Politicians without creating a hostile work environment. -<>- An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except for one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards." -<>- Once a Pope and a lawyer died and went to heaven. God came and said, "Follow me and I will give you your rooms." So they both followed. First God gave the Pope his room; it was very small with a small bed and a small desk. "Thank you, thank you my lord," said The Pope. Then God gave the lawyer his room; it was big room with a big bed and a big deck with a pool and a pretty woman. "God, why are you giving this room to me and the other one to The Pope?" the lawyer asked. "Well, we get popes by the dozens, but you're our first lawyer." -<>- The Lawyer's Creed: Every man is innocent until proven broke. -<>- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are". Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover. George says, "I still can't tell where we are, lets ask that guy on the ground". So Harry yells down to the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?". The man on the ground yells back "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air". George turns to Harry and says "That man must be a lawyer". Harry says "How can you tell?". George says "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and totally useless". -<>- The defendant who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting. ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods. -- Geraldine Ferraro Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun -<>- A note from me before slapping this funny story down here. I hate to say this, but a similar thing happened to me. Not the same, but close enough to make me want to pull my hair out. Again. :) Shara __..._ _...__ _..-" `Y` "-._ \ Once upon | / \\ a time..| // \\\ | /// \\\ _..---.|.---.._ /// jgs \\`_..---.Y.---.._`// '` `' >Story Time - The Price of Stupidity What a world? .... On Thursday, 24 January 2002, Derek Guille broadcast this story on his afternoon program on ABC radio. In March, 1999, a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another bill and threw that one away too. The following month the gas company sent him a very nasty note stating they were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't send them $0.00 by return mail. He called them, talked to them, and they said it was a computer error and they would take care of it. The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out the troublesome gas line figuring that if there was usage on the account it would put an end to this ridiculous predicament. However, when he went to use the gas, it had been cut off. He called the gas company who apologized for the computer error once again and said that they would take care of it. The next day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue. Assuming that having spoken to them the previous day the latest bill was yet another mistake, so he ignored it, trusting that the company would be as good as their word and sort the problem out. The next month he got a bill for $0.00. This bill also stated that he had 10 days to pay his account or the company would have to take steps to recover the debt. Finally, giving in, he thought he would beat the company at their own game and mailed them a check for $0.00. The computer duly processed his account and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the gas company nothing at all. A week later, the manager of the Mudgee branch of the Westpac Banking Corporation called our hapless friend and asked him what he was doing writing a check for $0.00. After a lengthy explanation the bank manager replied that the $0.00 check had caused their check processing software to fail. The bank could therefore not process ANY checks they had received from ANY of their customers that day because the check for $0.00 had caused the computer to crash. The following month the man received a letter from the gas company claiming that his check has bounced and that he now owed them $0.00 and unless he sent a check by return mail they would take immediate steps to recover the debt. At this point, the man decided to file a debt harassment claim against the gas company. It took him nearly 2 hours to convince the clerks at the local courthouse that he was not joking. They subsequently assisted him in the drafting of statements which were considered substantive evidence of the aggravation and difficulties he had been forced to endure during this debacle. The matter was heard in the Magistrate's Court in Mudgee and the outcome was this: The gas company was ordered to: [1] Immediately rectify their computerized accounts system or show cause, within 10 days, why the matter should not be referred to a higher court for consideration under company Law. [2] Pay the bank dishonor fees incurred by the man. [3] Pay the bank dishonor fees incurred by all the Westpac clients whose checks had been bounced on the day our friend's had been. [4] Pay the claimant's court costs; and [5] Pay the claimant a total of $1500 per month for the 5 month period March to July inclusive as compensation for the aggravation they had caused their client to suffer. And all this over $0.00. 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