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It's one to tickle your funny bone and give you plenty of smiles during these trying times of ours. Be sure to check it out here: .-""""-. |== ==|-. |~~ ~~~|`\\ |LILILI| || | |// | |/ | | jgs __|______|__ [____________] Funny Gas Station Signs http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/signs.html --- ...LOL! What a hoot! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- p q / _ .-``-. _ \ \(_) / _._ ) (_)/ /\ / /` _` _ _ _ _ /\ (\ `-b( /`_`\ /` `\/` `\/` `\/\ /\/` `\d-` /) ._)\ \ \ `` ) )|(``( `o` )`o` )`v` )`e__) /(_. |/ |\ `.`-.-` / L \ \ - /\ - /\ - /\ - / /| \| ` ` `----` `-` `-` `-` `-` `-` ` ` NDT *~* We had a fabulous month of caring and sharing last month! >Be sure to visit and share these with all your family and friends: Ronald Reagan Quotes! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/reaganquotes.html When Artists Get Bored 3! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/abored3.html Pam Pam The Kitty! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pampam.html Amazing Things! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/amazingthings.html Budding Photographers 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/buddingphotographers2.html Irish Ducklings! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/irishducklings.html Amazing Belgian Malinois! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/belgianmalinois.html Covid-19 Effect On US Cities! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/coronaviruscities.html * May God Super Bless All Our Sweet Thoughtful Contributors! * ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ___________ \ / )_______( |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._ | | | | | | ''-. | |_| |_ _| |_..-' |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-' )"""""""( /_________\ `'-------'` .-------------. jgs/_______________\ The bar association in a Texas county was having its annual meeting in the county courthouse when a mad man entered the room, pulled out a gun and took over the meeting. He then released one lawyer with a note declaring that if his demands were not met, he was going to release one lawyer every hour. -<>- MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there one afternoon, his cousin walked by. "What are ye doing?" asked O'Bannon. "Fishin'," said MacAndrews. "Caught anything?" "Ach, nae a bite." "What are ye usin' fer bait?" "Worms." "Let me see it," said O'Bannon. MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and handed it to his cousin. O'Bannon took out his flask of potcheen and dipped the worm in it. He handed it back to MacAndrews, who cast his line once more. As soon as the worm hit the water, his rod bent over double, the line screaming out. "Have ye got a bite?" asked O'Bannon. "No!" shouted MacAndrews, fighting with the rod, "The worm's got a salmon by the throat!" -<>- Lee wasn't the brightest guy in the world, and his co-workers were continually ribbing him on the job. One in particular, Rick, would greet him each morning and precipitate this exchange: "Say Lee, have you seen Ben?" "Ben who?" "Ben' down and kiss my a$$!" Tired of falling for the same joke day after day, Lee confided in his friend Susie who said, "Listen, next time you see Rick, ask him if he's seen Eileen. Rick will ask, 'Eileen who?', and you say, 'I lean over and you kiss MY a$$.'" Memorizing his lines, Lee went to work early to wait for Rick. As soon as he arrived, Lee ran over to him. "Hey Rick," he said, "have you seen Eileen?" "No," Rick answered, "she ran off with Ben." Lee frowned, "Ben who?" -<>- "Steven," said the glum-faced young man, "I'm so sorry! I just heard your Uncle Archie fell from a cliff. Were you very close to him? "Just close enough to give him a push," answered Steven. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ May 4 is Bird Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, Renewal Day and Star Wars Day May 5 is Cinco de Mayo, National Hoagie Day, National Teacher's Day and Oyster Day May 6 is Beverage Day, National Tourist Appreciation Day, National Nurses Day and No Diet Day May 7 is National Tourism Day May 8 is Child Care Provider Day or Daycare Provider Day, Iris Day, Military Spouses Day, National Outdoor Intercourse Day, No Socks Day, V-E Day and World Red Cross Day / World Red Crescent Day May 9 is Birth Mother's Day, International Migratory Bird Day, Lost Sock Memorial Day, National Train Day and National Windmill Day May 10 is Mother's Day, Clean up Your Room Day and Lilac Sunday ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: .---------------. / oLo \ O/_____/________/____\O /__________+__________\ / (#############) \ |[**](#############)[**]| \_______________________/ |_""__|_,-----,_|__""_| | | '-----' | | APC'97 '-' '-' >Abstract Noun "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car." -<>- >Skiing On our way to the ski hill, my friend's children decided to "find me a man" by the end of the day. The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone who was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single. To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own. I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman close to my age said "Excuse me, but are you single?" Groaning inwardly, I said, "Yes, but despite what you may have heard, I'm really not looking to get married." He looked at me oddly. "All I want is someone to share the chair lift with." -<>- >The Duel In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols. On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage held by the thin man because he was a much smaller target. Finally the thin man came up with a solution. "Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body," he said to his opponent, "and any shots of mine that hit outside the chalk lines, we won't count." -<>- >At the Movies After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my girlfriend, she went inside to find seats while I got some popcorn. By the time I was served, the previews were being shown. I stumbled my way through the dark, sat down and gave my girlfriend a kiss. Then I heard a familiar voice say, "John, I'm back here." ========================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt >CORONAVIRUS PLAYLIST By Bob Grinsell Nothing helps relieve stress like listening to some relaxing music. To help take your mind off the current situation, we offer this helpful playlist. Listen and enjoy! Feel free to share your own music recommendations (hymns, songs, etc.), and we'll share them later. Just reply to this email. Remember, fun can be contagious, too! ~ Don't Stand so Close to Me, The Police ~ Stayin' Alive, Bee Gees ~ Take My Breath Away, Berlin ~ Somebody that I Used to Know, Gotye & Kimba ~ So Far Away From Me, Dire Straits ~ Toxic, Britney Spears ~ The Air that I Breathe, The Hollies ~ Alone Again (Naturally), Gilbert O'Sullivan ~ Every Breath You Take, The Police ~ Fever, Peggy Lee ~ End of the World as We Know It, REM ~ Can't Feel My Face, The Weekend ~ In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins ~ Gimme Shelter, Rolling Stones ~ Dancing with Myself, Billy Idol ~ Too Much Time on My Hands, Styx ~ Keep Your Hands to Yourself, Georgia Satellites ~ The Cure, Lady Gaga ~ I Will Survive, Gloria Gaynor ~ All By Myself, Eric Carmen ~ Can't Touch This, MC Hammer ~ In My Room, Beach Boys ~ Go Your Own Way, Fleetwood Mac [forwarded by Paul Higby] -<>- ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt >WORSHIP PLANNING Coronavirus Pandemic Edition Rejected: ~ We Gather Together ~ Just a Closer Walk With Thee ~ Breathe on me, Breath of God ~ Precious Lord, Take My Hand ~ Close to Thee Accepted: ~ Wash, O God, Our Sons & Daughters ~ Jesus Walked This Lonesome Valley ~ I Come To The Garden Alone ~ Trust And Obey Have more? Reply to this email to share! -<>- The wife and I are both quarantined at home. If I die, I assure you it was not the virus that killed me. ========================================================= >-->In Honor Of Star Wars Day :) . . T h i s i s t h e g a l a x y o f . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________________ ____ __________ . . / | / \ . | \ . / ______ _____| . / \ | ___ | . \ \ | | / /\ \ | |___> | . \ \ | | / /__\ \ . | _/ . ________> | | | . / \ | |\ \_______ . | / | | / ______ \ | | \ | |___________/ |___| /____/ \____\ |___| \__________| . . ____ __ . _____ ____ . __________ . _________ \ \ / \ / / / \ | \ / | \ \/ \/ / / \ | ___ | / ______| . \ / / /\ \ . | |___> | \ \ . \ / / /__\ \ | _/. \ \ + \ /\ / / \ | |\ \______> | . \ / \ / / ______ \ | | \ / . . \/ \/ /____/ \____\ |___| \____________/ LS . . . . . . . . . May the farce be with you! Laugh at funny Star Wars jokes! Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi! Ronan: Why are there no stairs in the Death Star? Kevin: Why? Ronan: Because everyone uses the ele-Vader. Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive? Jake: I don’t know. Hayden: A Toy Yoda. Jackson: Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida? Mario: Which one? Jackson: Orlando Calrissian. Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Ethan: Tell me. Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!” Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Leia: Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side. Bill: What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? Bob: Tell me. Bill: A millennium falcon! Deena: Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deena: People kept pushing its buttons. Matthew: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Kyle: I don’t know. Matthew: In charge of scheduling Yoda was. Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side. Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? A: Merry Sithmas. Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? A: In the Sith Grade. Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? A: Because a Jedi must have patience. Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together. Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A: A Sithy. Q: Why is a Jedi knight never lonely? A: Because the force is always with him. Q: What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? A: First hors d'oeuvres. Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? A: At the Darth Maul, of course. Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? A: With Ewokie Talkies Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A: A Sith-Kabob! Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial? A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be Q: What do they serve at a Rebel Alliance cantina? A: Jyn and Juice. Q: What do you call a nervous Jedi? A: Panicking Skywalker. Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. More Here: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/starwarsjokes.html ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _...--. _____......----' .' _..-'' .' .' ./ _.--._.' .' | .-' .-.' / .' _.-. . \ ' .' .' .' _ .-. / `./ : .' .' .' .--' `. | \ |`. | .' _.' .' .' `.' `-' \ / |.' .' _.' .-' .' `-. ` .' .' .' .' `-.._ _ _ _ .-. : / /o _.-' LGB .--' .' \ | .'-.__..-' /.. .` / .' .' . ' /.'/.' / | `---' _.' ' /.' .' /.'/.' >SMILES Two Canadian geese decided to fly south for the winter. A frog was sitting next to them as they decided this and he decided he wanted to go as well. The geese laughed and said "you're just a frog- you can't fly!" The frog knew that he didn't want to stay in the cold, so he thought and thought and thought. "I got an idea!" the frog said. He found a long stick. "You two hold this stick in your claws and I'll hold on to the middle." "With what?" the geese asked. "Your little hands could never hold on to a stick!" "With my mouth" said the frog, proud of his idea. So the geese put the stick in their claws, the frog clamped on with his mouth and they began to fly south successfully. A day or two later, a crowd of people looked up and saw the two geese flying overhead, holding a stick with a frog holding on in the middle with his mouth. Someone in the crowd exclaimed, "What a brilliant idea- I wonder who thought of that?" The frog proudly exclaimed "I did!" ---------- There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried, so the teacher asked him what was wrong. He sobbed "I can't find my boots." The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots "Are these yours?" "No, they're not mine" the boy shook his head. The teacher and the boy searched all over the classroom for his boots. Finally, the teacher gave up "Are you SURE those boots are not yours?" "I'm sure" the boy sobbed "mine had snow on them." ---------- On a recent visit, my mother was handed a furiously scribbled page of crooked lines by granddaughter Aubrey. "Here, Grandma, look what I wrote," Aubrey said proudly. Grandma peered at the unintelligible lines. "Very nice, Aubrey. What does it say?" Aubrey shrugged, took the paper, and went to find her mother. "Mommy," she whispered anxiously, "Grandma can't read!" ---------- One afternoon I rushed out of the house, forgetting my keys, and found myself locked out. There was nothing I could do but wait for my husband to come home. I went over to a neighbor who was outside raking leaves. "You locked yourself out?" he asked. "Yeah, this is the second time since we moved in. After the first time we took an extra key and put it in a jar, then stuck it in a potted plant on the deck. "So what's the problem?" "I took the plants in for the winter." ---------- A friend's mother, Glenda, lost her husband. A week after the funeral an "occasional" member of the church came up to her after services. "Is it true that Fred died?" she asked. Glenda replied with a matter of fact, "Gee, I hope so, we buried him!" --------- One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning, Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor McGhee, what is this?" Alex asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the men and women who have died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which one...the 9:00 or the 10:30 service?" ------- In order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs and to help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals). A major study concluded that older people are easier to catch, offer less resistance, and—most importantly—will not remember how to get back home. Be sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends so they'll know what happened to you! . . . I started to cry when I thought of you . . . then it dawned on me -- I'll see you on the bus! --- ...TeeHee! Good Ones! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- ,-". ,"-8 ( "o c" )\ ,-. c_. o __> ) / ( \/\} ,__/ )\/ ( \__/\ {)_./ | ,--------`-, )--'--,/ ;--------. \ \ /\_/ _/ __,/ / / \ \ /| \_) \ \/ |\ / / \ \ `-' /| `|\ `-' / / `.`-. `-' `-' ,-',' `-.`-. ,-',-' `-.`--.._____,,-',-' ____________`--.._____,,-'_____________ _______________________--------- ---------_____________----- gpyy_________-------------______ >Oddities of Life Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned? Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you, and it just takes 75-120 years to fully work. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims." 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse, and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When" you get the answer to each of them. -<>- >FOUR GREAT UNRESOLVED CONFUSIONS! 1) At a movie theater, which armrest is yours? 2) If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? 3) Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? 4) Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made? -<>- >ODDITIES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE: Why does the word "Funeral" start with FUN? Why isn't a fireman called a waterman? How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says? If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? How do you get off a non-stop flight? Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO, and those sent by truck called SHIPMENT? Why do we put cups in the dishwasher, and dishes in the cupboard? Why is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then? Why do noses run and feet smell? Why do they call it a TV "set" when there is only one? What are you vacating when you go on a vacation? Who thinks this stuff up? [ Probably retired people who don't have much to do or those of us stuck in isolation ] --- ..HaHAHa! Thanks LouiseAu! The first one had my head shaking thinking 'Say WHAT???' ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: : : : : : : : : : : .' : _.-" : _.-" '. ..__...____...-" : : \_\ : : .--" : `.__/ .-" _ : / / ," ,- .' (_)(`,(_,'L_,_____ ____....__ _.' "' " """"""" """ cgmm While summer is still almost 2 months away, the days are already starting to warm up. That means it's time to get those tootsies ready for sandal weather. If you have winter-worn soles put the 'spring' back in your step with these DIY foot fixes. To nix calluses rub castor oil onto them before bed and cover with socks. The oil's ricinoleic acid loosens the bonds that hold together the hardened skin, so you can slough it off with a sponge in the morning. Do this nightly until the calluses are gone! To kill fungus mix 1 Tbs. of baking soda and 1 Tbs. of hydrogen peroxide. Spread onto infected nails, rinse after 15 minutes, then file the nail's top layer. Baking soda dries up fungus-breeding moisture, while peroxide wipes out infection. Use 3 times a week for 2 to 3 weeks as needed. To soften heels add 1 cup of oats and 1/2 cup of honey to a large basin with warm water, soak for 15 minutes to see immediate results. Emollient honey draws moisture into dry skin, oatmeal's beta-glucans help retain that hydration and warm water softens skin so ingredients penetrate better. * It's as easy as going outside. I have mentioned before in Handy Hints that opening your windows to fresh air and going outside are great ways to reduce your risk of a viral infection. Viruses hate fresh air and sunshine. But spending time outdoors has a number of other health benefits. It's no surprise that spiking pollen levels in the spring cause itchy eyes, but the surprising relief may be stepping outside. The vitamin D production stimulated by sunshine can reduce allergy symptoms by as much as 50 percent. Spend at least 20 minutes outside in the sun and try a vitamin D supplement. Irritated nasal passages and sinus pressure are frequent symptoms of spring pollen. Walking briskly outdoors for 10-15 minutes kick-starts your body's production of adrenaline, which has the power to shrink swollen mucous membranes and open your sinuses, improving drainage. -<>- __..--.._ ..... .--~ ..... `. .": "`-.. . .' ..-'" :". ` ` `._ ` _.'`"( `-"'`._ ' _.' ' ~~~ `. ~~~ .' / ( ^---' Lester Bags under eyes - that mild swelling or puffiness - can be caused by anything from allergies to fatigue and lack of sleep. Sometimes they just come with age. Fortunately, they are usually completely harmless and not a cause for medical concern, but that doesn't mean you have to live with them! There are surgery options for persistent under-eye puffiness, but before you consider something that extreme, try these simple home remedies. You might be pleasantly surprised! Puffy eyes 1: Soak 2 tea bags, then put them in the freezer for a few minutes, place on your eyes, lie back, and relax! Or grate a raw potato, mold it into a mushy pack, and put it on your eyes and lids for 10 to 20 minutes. The potato starch will help smooth the eye-area skin and ease away puffiness. Puffy eyes 2: Try using some cold cucumber slices on your eyes at the end of the night to relieve tired eyes. An oldie, but a goodie. Bonus Hint: Removing mascara: A cheap and effective way to do this is to use baby oil. Simply dip a Q-tip in, or cover a cotton ball with baby oil and gently wipe over your lashes. The oil will also soften the skin around your eyes, so there is no need for eye creams, either. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: CDC Coronavirus https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html Facebook Portals for Veterans, VA Financial Relief Actions, VFW’s grant funds https://content.govdelivery.com/accounts/USVA/bulletins/286b54c May 5 DEADLINE for Economic Impact Payments, Accessing VA Telehealth, Amazon Helps Veterans Start a Business, VA Home Loan Updates https://tinyurl.com/ybecxysu On Tuesday, President Trump signed an executive order to ensure all meat processing plants remain open amid the coronavirus pandemic. https://tinyurl.com/yd47guce Timeline: Trump's actions to combat coronavirus | TheDC Shorts https://tinyurl.com/ybm7wlx3 DeSantis: ‘Everyone in the media said Florida was going to be like New York or Italy, and that has not happened’ https://tinyurl.com/y8wp397c Military Providing Incredible Salute to America https://tinyurl.com/y9hwzocg Chinese Communists Take Advantage of COVID-19 to Arrest Christians Worshiping Online https://tinyurl.com/yckm96j8 Americans Are Slowly But Surely Ending Lockdowns Over Officials’ Objections, Location Data Show https://tinyurl.com/y8dj3esb Westwing News: President Trump ‘Kept His Campaign Promise’ to Stand Up to China https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall Ritz Cheese Cracker Sandwiches Nationwide http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: Officials in a Swedish city said they are dumping more than a ton of chicken poop on a popular park to deter revelers from gathering to celebrate a popular holiday. The city of Lund, which annually draws crowds numbering in the tens of thousands to celebrate Walpurgis Night in its central park, said chicken manure is being spread across the park to prevent revelers from gathering to celebrate the Thursday night holiday amid the COVID-19 pandemic. Walpurgis Night, a spring festival that has roots in ancient pagan tradition, is celebrated annually on the last night of April. Gustav Lundblad, chairman of the Lund council's environmental committee, said the chicken poop serves multiple purposes. "We get the opportunity to fertilize the lawns, and at the same time it will stink and so it may not be so nice to sit and drink beer in the park," Lundblad told the Sydsvenskan newspaper. He conceded the effort might have some unintentional side- effects for nearby residents. "I am not a fertilizer expert, but as I understand it, it is clear that it might smell a bit outside the park as well," Lundblad said. "These are chicken droppings, after all. I cannot guarantee that the rest of the city will be odorless. But the point is to keep people out of the city park." -<>- Ski masks, hockey masks, women's nylons, all of these have been used as a disguise by criminals when breaking and entering, but one man felt a simple mask wasn't nearly enough. And while no one could tell who he was in his unusual disguise, he wasn't hard to identify. A Tennessee man was arrested over the weekend after he reportedly entered the wrong home wearing a gorilla costume and scared a six-year-old girl. Mt. Juliet police responded around to a residence where they said a resident had confronted a man in the backyard after realizing he was just inside their home. Police said the man, who was wearing a gorilla costume, took off running, but was located by officers nearby. Officers arrested the suspect, identified as Richard Muzick, a 31-year-old man from Old Hickory. According to police, the investigation revealed Muzick thought he was at someone else's home and was looking for another individual. Muzick was booked into the Wilson County jail on a charge of aggravated burglary. Why he was wearing the gorilla costume was not explained. *--- Pregnant woman rescues 6-foot snake ---* A pregnant Arizona woman is being praised online after she was caught on camera rushing into the middle of a road to rescue a snake. Tawney Rauch said she was driving back to her home after a trip to the grocery store when she spotted the 6-foot snake in the middle of the road. "It was the biggest snake I'd seen in a while," Rauch reported. Video captured Rauch using her flip-flop to catch the snake while talking to her husband on her cellphone. Rauch said her husband met her at the scene and together they took the serpent, a gopher snake, to be released near their home. "It was too pretty of a snake to kill or anything," Rauch said. "They are awesome snakes and I think people should take more consideration into getting to know the wilderness and knowing the animals, 'cause you can actually save them a lot more than people think," Rauch said. *--- Man wins 2 lottery jackpots with the same numbers ---* A Colorado man who ended up with a pair of identical Powerball tickets saw his gamble pay off when they each won a $1 million prize. The Pueblo man, identified as Joe B, told Colorado Lottery officials he generally buys one Powerball ticket with his own selected numbers and a few other tickets using quick-pick. Joe said he bought some Powerball tickets for the March 25 drawing at the 7-Eleven store in Pueblo and ended up buying another batch of tickets -- including a second ticket with his own numbers -- during a stop at Loaf N' Jug later the same day. The player's two tickets bearing his own numbers each turned out to be $1 million second-prize winners, earning him a total jackpot of $2 million. The winner said his wife is the one who will decide how the money is spent: "The Boss has plans for it." *--- Police respond to crocodile report, find toy ---* British police said they responded with snare poles and riot shields to a call that turned out to be about an inflatable toy crocodile. Devon and Cornwall Police said a Plymouth, England, woman called authorities for help shortly after noon Wednesday to report spotting a 3-foot crocodile in her garden. Officers responded with snare poles, nets and riot shields while a team of wildlife experts from Dartmoor Zoo were called to assist. The officers became suspicious when they threw water on the animal and it failed to move. "The beast turned out to be an inflatable toy crocodile. Police have apprehended the crocodile," a police spokesman said. The spokesman said police do not know how the toy ended up in the woman's garden. *--- F___ COVID-19 ---* A Maryland pilot expressed frustration with the coronavirus pandemic by using a 194-mile flight path to spell out "[expletive] COVID-19." The profane message, which can be seen on aviation tracking websites flightradar24.com and flightaware.com, took about two hours to spell out during the flight over the Aberdeen area. The Piper PA-28 Cherokee aircraft took off from Harford County Airport at 4:02 p.m. and landed at the same airport at 5:51 p.m. The plane is registered to Dean Hines of Baltimore County, and was piloted Tuesday by his son, Greggor Hines, 19. "We'd just got a new compass in the airplane, and I just had to check it out somehow," Hines reported. He said he used the opportunity to "express how I felt" about the virus. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: ___ .´ __) ( /_ _(\ ( _| > )) ( ( (---'-. (_ `)\-`` ) `/-/ ) \ ----(__.´--------------. \ \ \\_______________________\ |,------------------------' >A Pass to Pass A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?" -<>- >A Big Family There was a family, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their baby. Who was the biggest? The baby. He was a little Bigger. -<>- >The College Experience I heard about a college girl who went to a fraternity beer party, got drunk, spent the night with one of the frat boys and soon discovered she was pregnant. "After her baby was born, she decided to write a book about her experience. She chose to call: "From Beer to Maternity" -<>- () , O -. )', \'._.,-" c '-,_ o ) _,.c cc =[]L] /." ', c __.` -' \('---' '=.____ '-. O \ 0 , \|\_/) \-, |',T( 66,_ o ) '-" \\.___Y) ) ,-.Y _.G snd /-" /.' >Q and A Quickies: Q: What do they call a blind person in Germany during World War II? A: A not-see. Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives a woman crazy? A: Hundred dollar bills. Q: Why do sharks live in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze. Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? A: Lost. Q: What did the 0 say to the 8? A: Nice belt. _ _ / \ _ _ _ / \ | | / \/ \/ \ | | % | |I| || || |=o | % % | | j_jj_jj_j | | % v % V | | ||_________|| | | .:,>@<%% >@<| ; | | | || || | | | | ~*~ | |% *| |:X:| |I| || || | | | |*'|`\|/|| ~@~ * ,||/|`|'|_| |_||_||_| |_|,||,|/ |,||Vv,`|',v`|v hjw Q: Why did the kid start a gardening service? A: He wanted to rake in some cash. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: %%% %% %%%.%%. <)_/\ /| ___(_,_),_)|___ || // \ / ||rs Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore." "Too bad, isn't it?" retorted Ken. "It used to lend a little humor to the occasion." -<>- In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. "Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?" I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual?'" -<>- Me in my teens: "This radio station is playing my jams!" Me in my 20s: "This bar is playing my jams!" Me in my 30s: "This grocery store is playing my jams!" -<>- Pastor to Farmer: "I missed seeing you at service on Sunday." Farmer to Pastor: "Well, I had some hay to put up. I figured it was better to sit in a hay baler thinking about God than to sit in church thinking about hay." -<>>- My husband and I often spell words so that our small children won't understand what we're saying. I didn't realize what a habit this had become until one day when my husband and I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle. An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged me over, blocking my access to the soup. Annoyed, I looked at my husband and said, "Boy is she r-u-d-e!" "Yeah," he replied, "but I'll bet she can s-p-e-l-l." -<>- )..( (.o) `.( ) |||| ptr "`'" As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck's path, and the vehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped. I rushed to the woman's side to see if she was all right. "I'm fine," she assured me, "but if that dog hadn't honked..." -<>- A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows): A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. -<>- A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer. After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man, "We need individuals who are totally responsible." The young man grinned and responded: "Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I've worked, when something went wrong, I was always responsible!" ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: ' . . o ' o . ' . O ' . ' . _____ ' . . . . .mMMMMMMMm. ' o ' . ' . .MMXXXXXXXXXMM. . ' . . /XX77:::::::77XX\ . . . o . ;X7:::''''''':::7X; . ' ' . |::'.:' '::| . . . . ;:.:. :;. o . ' . \'.: /. ' . . `.':. .'. ' . ' . ' .`-._____.-' . . ' . ' o ' . O . ' o ' . ' . ' . ' ' O . ' ' ' . . ' ' . ' . ' ' . .'..' . ' ' . . '. . ' `.':.' 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PL | | | _.-----._ | NAME(-S): Michal `78b. `. | | | .' .-'``|'. | SURNAME: Kwasniewski `78b. `.| | | / / -*- \ | NICKNAME: Goldmoon `78b. | | | ; <{ | ; | ADRESS: orbit earth `78b| | | | _\ | | | `7| | | ; _\ -*- | ; | MOBILE NUMBER: +48 609101372 `| | | \ \ | -*- / | HOME NUMBER: +48 0[pref]523716204 | | | '._ '.__ |_.' | WORK NUMBER: +48 0[pref]523280001 | | |jgs '-----' | E-MAIL(-S): goldmoon@ascii.art.pl | | '-------------------' goldmoon@obywatel.pl | | _____) | | / /) /) GG IM: 2659 | | / ___ ___// _(/ ___ _______ ICQ IM: 35513419 | | / / )(_)(/_(_(_ //(_(_)(_) /(_ | |(____ / | |-----------------------------------.--------------.----------| | OFFICIAL ASCII-ART ARTIST LICENSE | NO: PL000013 | 22/10/00 | '-----------------------------------^--------------^----------' >California Drivers License This is a new Driving Exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique to California, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special Application and driver's test solely for the California area. 2020 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION Name: ___________________ Stage Name: __________________ Agent: ___________________ Attorney: ____________________ Therapist's Name: _________________ Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female* [ ] Neither [ ] Rather Not Say [ ] Formerly Male [ ] Formerly Female [ ] Both *If female, indicate breast implant size: _______ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? [ ] Yes [ ] No Please list brand of cell phone: ________. If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't: ______________________________________________ (Use extra pages, if necessary) Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead [ ] Other ___________ Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Shaving (male or female) [X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience) [ ] Lifting weights [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [ ] Snorting cocaine [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via phone or laptop [ ] Discharging firearms / reloading [ ] Smoking Mary Jane Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to: [ ] a) Shoot at other drivers ___ [ ] b) Be shot at ___ If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately: [ ] a) Call the police to report the crime. [ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase. [ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against phone company for your 911 call not going through. [ ] d) Call your therapist. In the event of an earthquake, you should: [ ] a) Stop your car. [ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best. [ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones. [ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9. In the instance of rain, you should: [ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH. [ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual. [ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is. Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ________ Are you presently taking any of the following medications? [ ] a) Prozac [ ] b) Zovirax [ ] c) Lithium [ ] d) Zanax [ ] e) Valium [ ] f) Medical pot [ ] g) Zoloft [ ] h) All of the above [ ] i) None of the above* * If none, please explain: __________________. Length of daily commute: [ ] a) Less than 1 hour* [ ] b) 1 hour [ ] c) 2 hours [ ] d) 3 hours [ ] e) 4 hours or more *If less than 1 hour, please explain: ____________________. When stopped by police, you should: [ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready. [ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway. [ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit. When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it means: [ ] a) Her turn-signals are broken. [ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes. [ ] c) She is drying her nails. Which part of your car will wear out first? [ ] a) The wiper blades [ ] b) The seat belts [ ] c) The horn Automatic door locks are good for: [ ] a) Security [ ] b) Convenience [ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in. The "bright" setting on your headlights is for: [ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads [ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way [ ] c) Revenge If you are over the age of 75, you do not have to complete this test, you are entitled to drive even if you cannot see, hear, or move. -<>- This could someday be true - especially if we all have to have 'ID chips' and more dehumanizing government control... _....._ /::::::.\ /xx::::::.\ |#xx|n|:xx| \##x/xxxx#/ | |\-.-.|\#/#####/ | . |.-,-/| /\__V_\'|B""""|\-.-|| :o. /_v_=\ \ \ /, |0| o,o|/ / /==o=|\ \ \|o.- |0|_.O-- |||\_|=_=/]/ ||o.o|| \[\_v_|.-'\.' |(_)=)-=== \]=-=|/ | @ \-' \ '=: \V| m|--e-+------ |=O==| '._|=._\| |\_\_v_E)| '/\ '/==..__ / |//'. | |=>o<=| |-\"\ /-=/ '. | './-\_/-\ |_o| '.___.' _/._/ |-|_ _|._/ \_.| \_/\ /:__o| |o_:\ /:_o| |o_:. /:_o| l42 >Ordering Pizza in The Future 'Star Wars' Times... Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number? Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order. Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir. Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610. Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net . Which number are you calling from sir? Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information? Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir. Customer: The HSS, what is that? Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time. Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas. Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir. Customer: Whaddya mean? Operator: Sir, your medical records, body and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then? Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it. Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that? Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your cloud library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion. Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $59.99. Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number. Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit. Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here. Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also. Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take? Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward. Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter? Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday. Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@# Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 3003, conviction for cussing out a cop and another one, I see here, in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90-day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society? Customer: (speechless) Operator: Will there be anything else, sir? Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke. Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. ____ _.' : `._ .-.'`. ; .'`.-. __ / : ___\ ; /___ ; \ __ ,'_ ""--.:__;".-.";: :".-.":__;.--"" _`, :' `.t""--.. '<@.`;_ ',@>` ..--""j.' `; `:-.._J '-.-'L__ `-- ' L_..-;' "-.__ ; .-" "-. : __.-" L ' /.------.\ ' J "-. "--" .-" __.l"-:_JL_;-";.__ .-j/'.; ;"""" / .'\"-. .' /:`. "-.: .-" .'; `. .-" / ; "-. "-..-" .-" : "-. .+"-. : : "-.__.-" ;-._ \ ; \ `.; ; : : "+. ; : ; ; ; : ; : \: : `."-; ; ; : ; ,/; ; -: ; : ; : .-"' : :\ \ : ; : \.-" : ;`. \ ; : ;.'_..-- / ; : "-. "-: ; :/." .' : \ .-`.\ /t-"" ":-+. : `. .-" `l __/ /`. : ; ; \ ; \ .-" .-"-.-" .' .'j \ / ;/ \ / .-" /. .'.' ;_:' ; :-""-.`./-.' / `.___.' \ `t ._ / bug :F_P: "-.t-._:' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. 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Use Runpee to find out when to go and what happened while you were away https://runpee.com/ --- ...LOL! Thanks Cloie! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) She sent us one "THE JIG IS UP! KILROY WAS HERE" - we have here: Kilroy Was Here http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kilroywashere.html --- ...Awesome one! Thanks LouiseAu! This is the story about how a pack of wolves were released out in Yellowstone National Park, and how they ultimately changed the whole eco system. https://youtu.be/pUABsDRyoxk The Angels from France with their exceptional magic performance at the French television show 'The World's Greatest Cabaret' hosted by Patrick Sebastien. https://youtu.be/rSdDWsFDB8A Restore your faith in humanity and watch these Good Samaritans rescue animals around the world. Cats, dogs, birds, and other animals sometimes need help from a human to rescue them. The ability to show love and compassion towards animals is something that should be cherished. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I2zDmcjj1w --- ...Love These! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Revisiting... >From Our Friend Linda :) The link to bird album on National Geographic Wild Bird Trust http://tinyurl.com/jeahjr3 --- ...Beautiful! Thanks Linda! -<>- >From Our Friend Melody :) Snow Removal RR Style! http://safeshare.tv/w/DYEsPODBwX Hilarious Southwest Airline Safety Presentation (Open Captions) https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=24&v=TxNrizGdhtY --- ...fun ones! Thanks Melody! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) Enjoy...turn on your speakers! About 3 minutes long. https://www.youtube.com/embed/daqwGRdRIsk?feature=player_detailpage "So God Made A Dog" A gift to all of us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDrabmm421I --- ...Sweet! Thanks Geniann! You are not going to believe this one. This is what is going on in the colleges today and why we are losing America. you can multiply this by a high percentage of colleges, I would guess....! Note the end which tells how much of our tax money goes there...these are OUR KIDS they're influencing... https://www.youtube.com/embed/b-wF9FVxV9w#t=182 --- ...Scary and shameful! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) A couple at Ukraine's Got Talent can change from one costume into another within seconds. An amazing talent indeed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tXik9uZgz-c If you like magic card tricks prepare to be amazed at the expert card manipulation of Yu Hojin performing on the French T.V. Show "Le Plus Grand Cabaret Du Monde". Yu Hojin was the Grand Prize winner at the FISM World Championships of Magic in 2912 for the manipulation category. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ytRDyRvN6gk Bogdan and Dmitry get a standing ovation from the judges and audience of Ukraine's Got Talent 2013 for their athletic performance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BO-HMr8JP2s "Lost In The Fifties" is a look back at life in the 1950's that was such a memorable decade for those that lived it. Many people have fond memories of the cars, music, and icons of the Fifties but the decade was also marked by not so fond memories like The Korean War, racism and McCarthyism. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jjj9VKKSV2g --- ...Great Ones! 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