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You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) The first too hot to handle new page is from our friends LouiseAu and Geniann. It is one of those that will astound you. Our little so called bird brained friends seem to have a lot more than we thought up there. Some say it is all instinct, but still it is amazing. Be sure to check this one out here... _ /.\ Y \ / "L // "/ |/ /\_================== / / / / unknown \/ Structural Engineering http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/masterbuilders.html --- ...I like their teamwork! Thanks Ladies. Our next flaming hot new page is again from our friends LouiseAu and Geniann. This one so caught me off guard, I just had to do it up and share it with all of you. 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Psychiatrist to Banta: Do you ever hear someone speaking but you are not able to see them? Banta: Yes. Psychiatrist: When does this happen? Banta: When I am speaking on the phone. -<>- A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving. -<>- A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. "I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us - just like one of the family. He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife." "But what about the smell?" the friend asked. "Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ August 14 is National Creamsicle Day and 14/15 V-J Day - the end of WWII? August 15 is Relaxation Day - now this one's for me! August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day August 17 is National Thriftshop Day August 18 is Bad Poetry Day August 19 is Aviation Day, 19 National Honey Bee Awareness Day and National Potato Day August 20 is National Radio Day and World Mosquito Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,-. |,-.| ||O|| O __||H|| H / _ |H||~~~~O~~~~~~.dHb.~~~.dHb.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H |(_)|H|| O cHHHHHoooHHHHHD H \|||/H|| o "HHHHHHHF' K H|| __ "HHHHHF R H|| o /o `-./ HHHHH ><> O H|| o 7__.-'\ HHHHH __ G H|| O HHHHH __ \.-' o\ G H|| o ><> HHHHH /o `-./ /`-.__F H H|| o __ HHHHH 7__.-'\ H H||o o /o `-./HH <>< H H``oO 7__.-'\HH __ H Ho o HHHHH \.-' o\ _ H H _ _.-._ .dHHHHHb./`-.__F _ _,-._(_)(H H,-(_)-(_)-(_),dH,-(_)H(_),-(_).,-(_)(_)-(_),-.H Krogg >Animal Shelter My class was touring the local animal shelter, oohing and aahing over the lost-and-waiting-to-be-adopted animals. One of my third grade boys was gazing intently at an elaborate aquarium full of different species of fish. "They're beautiful, aren't they," I commented. He looked at me thoughtfully, then replied, "Yes, but I don't understand ... how can anyone lose a fish?" -<>- >Dear John The soldier, serving overseas, was annoyed and upset when his girlfriend sent him a "Dear John" letter, breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. The serviceman went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find. Then he bundled them all together and sent them back to the girl with a note saying: "Regret cannot remember which one is you - please keep your photo and return the others." -<>- >Cowboy Rules These are the Cowboy Rules in effect for: Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Idaho and the rest of the Wild West. 1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight: it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 go north and south. Pick one and go. 5. So you have an $80,000 car. We're impressed. We have $350,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 10. We open doors for women. That's applies to all women, regardless of age. 11. No, there's no '"vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey. 12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah ... We don't care what you folks in the North East call that stuff you eat ... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!! 13. You bring "Coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. 16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1! A true Westerner will send this to at least 10 others and a few new friends that probably won't get it, but we're friendly so we share in hopes you can begin to understand what a real life is all about!!! -<>- >Shoe Shine As a new Ensign, I was assigned duty at the Naval Observatory in Washington, DC, and carpooled to work with a veteran Marine sergeant. One afternoon, I showed him a pair of brown shoes I had purchased to go with my khaki uniform. He examined the leather carefully. "Let me take these home," he said, "and I'll show you a real Marine Corps shine." The next day I wore my old shoes, expecting to switch them with the ones the sergeant was polishing. From a grocery bag, Sarge pulled out the right shoe, shining like glass. "This is the way a Marine shines a shoe," he said. "Now all you have to do is polish the left one to look like it." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) _Waiter!! hey... | Sorry, but the chef's | dog has stolen my steak!! |_____________________| /) ____ \ //_ / \% \ \ / / e %%% ____ .\\///, // /_ ,)% _\_______________ .\' _ _\ // \_o_ / | | \| , (,( // \\_ |_Ohhhh, yes Sir, he | _\| // /><(\ REALLY loves it... \_s__|_// |H \\ ___||_,::/ |H |\\ |:/""\::/ __>---._\\ |/, \\/ / ,| |--' |> \ \| \(-|___|< _____(/____(|_____ /\/ \\ | ) / ;..--..: \ \/: :| |() * hha hha * / _/_/((______))\_ \ \\_// | ) ________ ____ / (/(_) '------' \\\ \ `-'|__| u , \ /__ \ /________________________\ ||| //>-.. / ) \ ) ) '------------------------' ||| (( ) \\_/__________/ / _/ |||| || || |||| ||| ))\ \ < _,' _gnv__||||___||___||___||||_ ____ _ _|||_ ((_/ ___| _ \__,-/ /__ |||| >| |< |||| >|| | /\ )( ( < || ,' | | `. || __,-'/_( |( | / `.`-. \ || /__,' `.__\ || /___,' ( _|/_// __//_// |__,' '-'--' '--'--' >SMILES "Waiter, there's a fly in the bottom of my soup bowl! What does this mean?" "Listen, Bud, if you want your fortune told, go see a gypsy. -------- The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk. "It's designed to ease the tot into living in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied. "Any way he tries to put it together is wrong." -------- At our local funeral home families are given the chance to chose the music they would like to enter the service to. One family asked to enter to Elvis Presley's hit, "Love me Tender." The day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk in to the service. Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to, "Return to Sender." -------- Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the music director and the pastor get into it, stand back. One week the pastor preached on commitment and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The choir selected "I Shall Not Be Moved" as the final hymn. Next week the pastor preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir selected "Jesus Paid It All" as the final hymn. Next week the pastor preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The choir selected "I Love To Tell The Story" as the final hymn. Next week the pastor, being disgusted over the situation, told the congregation that he was considering resignation. The choir selected "Why Not Tonight" as the final hymn. Then the pastor resigned the next week and told the congregation that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was now leading him away. The choir selected "What A Friend We Have In Jesus" as the final hymn. -------- Interviewer to applicant: "What's your choice: I can either ask you ten easy questions or one very difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind." "My choice is one very difficult question." "What comes first, Day or Night?" "It's the Day, sir." "Why?" "I'm sorry, sir. You promised me you would only ask me one difficult question." --------- My wife cannot ride in a car without telling whoever is driving what to do, when to do it, etc. She is, bar none, the worst 'back seat driver' in the world. I have long thought this, though she would deny it. She claimed she seldom, if ever made comments about my driving. I, of course, claimed the opposite. Now I have proof. The other day we were headed for the mall, and my daughter piped up, "Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?" ---------- Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. The only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food preparation area. It was exhausting work. The guys were getting tired just WATCHING. Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and they had an idea. They could sit on the boulders and watch! This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to television. -------- For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and, just as they neared the top, the men were caught in a snow slide. Three hours later, a Saint Bernard plowed through to them, a keg of brandy tied under his chin. "Hooray!" shouted the guide. "Here comes man's best friend!" "Yeah," replied the Irishman. "An' look at the size of the dog that's bringin' it!" -------- When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Worried I'd make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?" "Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back." -------- A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not any time soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop" NOTE: "Please take only one drop" So they opened the envelope and in it is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they did get 5 years younger. A year passed and the daughter returned home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. The daughter was delighted and asked about her father. "Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" "Oh, that's him I have on my back." --------- Little Johnny's father says to him, "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope. Tell her that since you are now 18 this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression her face." "OK" replied Little Johnny. Later when Little Johnny got home he said to his mom, "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18 this is the LAST child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." "Next time you visit your father tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father. Then, stand back and watch the expression on HIS face." replied Little Johnny's mother. --- ...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) , ,.~"""""~~.. ___ )\,)\`-, `~._ .' ``._ \ \ | ) `~._ .-"""""-._ / \ _/ (' ( _(\ `~~,__________..-"' `-< \ ) ) ` )/) ) \ \ | ') /)` \` \,-')/\ ( \ | (_(\ /7 |. /' )' _(` | | \\ ( `. ')_/` | / \ \ \ | ( \ ) /\/ / | `~._ `-._) | /. `~, | | .' `~. (` \ _,\ / \ (`` `/ / __..-i" \ | \ (`` .' _/`-..--"" `. `. \ ) _.~<`` .' _.j / `-. `. \ '=< ` .' _.' \ | `. `. \ | .' ; ; .' .'`. \ \_ `. | \ .' .' / .' `. `-, __ \ / .' .' | ( `. `'` \| | / .-` / .' `-._.--t ; |_.-) / .' ; / \ / / .' / / `' .' / /,_\ .',_( /___( /___( hjw >Donald and the Queen - Tact and diplomacy? A private Le?arjet? arrives at Heathrow international airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses. --- ...Oh Geesh! TeeHee! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >News Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying. Ole agreed and Lena even served them a nice meal at noon time After their surveying was completed, they came back to Ole and said, "You were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter." Ole replied, "What's the bad news"? The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work we discovered your farm is not in Minnesota, but is actually in North Dakota!" Ole said, "That's the best news I've had in a long time! I was just telling Lena this morning, I don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota." -<>- >Old Age Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.” “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise." “It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’” -<>- >2017 - A Church Service PASTOR: "The Lord be with you!" CONGREGATION: And with your spirit" PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon." P-a-u-s-e...... "Now, let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter, and Facebook, and chat with God" S-i-l-e-n-c-e "As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.' The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers: "A. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church. "B. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them. "C. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account." The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs, and laptops beep and flicker! "Final Blessing and Closing Announcements. "A. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out. "B. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. "C. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers. "God bless and have a nice day." --- ...Awww, yes. HaHa! Thanks Geniann! -<>- _ |\_,,____ ( o__o \/ /(..) \ (_ )--( _) / ""--"" \ ,===,=| |-,,,,-| |==,== |d | WW | WW | |s | | | | | >Pigs A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant.” “If they're lying in the mud, they're not." The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out. The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass." "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon. And one of them is honking the horn." --- ...LMAO! Love this! Thanks Geniann! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: ALERT: Japan Sends Surprise To US Navy In Massive Show of Support For President Trump http://tinyurl.com/ydekfmp2 Trump Denounces Virginia White Supremacist Riots, Liberals Instantly Attack http://tinyurl.com/y8ltce9z David Duke slams Trump ‘attack’ As WH Declares Trump Condemns ‘all extremist groups’ [VIDEO] http://tinyurl.com/y9pzuwvu Ivanka Trump “no place in society for racism, white supremacy…” After Charlottesville http://tinyurl.com/y9ojlwsa Gov Huckabee: If Trump ‘shot’ Charlottesville crash driver ‘between the eyes,’ he’d still be criticized [VIDEO] http://tinyurl.com/ybso2mm2 James Woods Reveals the One Person Happiest About Charlottesville Tragedy http://tinyurl.com/y7td7sqy Veterans Group Yanks Elizabeth Warren Invite: ‘We don’t want you’ at rally http://tinyurl.com/yar6w2nb SHOCK – Denmark new solution to stop Islamic terrorism ”give them a hug and a job”! [VIDEO] http://tinyurl.com/y8ywowom Oh My Gosh! This Walmart Was Abandoned But What They Then Did Inside Is Truly Amazing! http://tinyurl.com/yaxfws6k Millennial College Student Ashamed Her Father Is A Republican, But She Learned FAST! http://tinyurl.com/y7bxbjfg -<>- >From BizarreNews: I didn't know this, but apparently you can buy a street. That is what a Chinese-born couple living in San Francisco did It looks like it's all legal, above-board and will probably end up being very profitable for the two. And it all happened because a bunch of one percenters living in multi-million dollar homes couldn't be bothered to pay $994 in back-taxes. Tina Lam and Michael Cheng came across the deal in April 2015 when looking for property bargains in San Francisco. They discovered that the private street had been put up for a city auction because its property homeowners' association hadn't paid the annual $14 county property tax in 30 years. Presidio Terrace, the most prestigious street in the city, was for sale because of a mere $994 in back-taxes, fines and interest. The couple, who live in San Jose, put their winning $90,100 bid down without even checking out the property first. Over the past two years the residents of the gated street have gone about their business, unaware that the asphalt, sidewalks, manicured islands, plants and palm trees surrounding them were now owned by the couple. In the intervening two years, Lam and Cheng have been looking at ways to monetize their newly acquired plot. Eventually they decided that they could charge 'a reasonable rent' for the 120 parking spaces on the street. The locals only found out that they'd lost their land when they were contacted to see if they were interested in buying it back. They were not pleased. But city spokeswoman Amanda Fried was unapologetic. 'Ninety-nine percent of property owners in San Francisco know what they need to do, and they pay their taxes on time,' she said. -<>- The New Orleans Police Department said that they are seeking to locate and identify a suspect believed to be responsible for an armed robbery where she removed her bra and left it at the scene of the crime. Perhaps as a decoy. According to the police investigation, at about 2:00 a.m., the woman entered the northeast door of the Bud's Broiler restaurant. The armed robber was carrying what was determined to be a black toy handgun with an orange tip, removable magazine and mounted tactical light. The robber then allegedly forced an employee into the storage refrigerator and utilized a set of keys to unlock a locker containing a money deposit bag. She then entered another office room and removed additional money bags, also containing cash. The subject then fled west on N. Anthony Street, discarding the keys and toy gun along with a bra and blue baseball cap. The suspect was described as approximately 5 feet and 3 inches tall. She was wearing a white t-shirt and tan long pants. And no bra. +--- Just When You Think Council Meetings Are Boring ---+ A Nevada city council meeting was interrupted when a woman's purse abruptly burst into flames in a moment caught on camera. Video from the Boulder City Council meeting shows a small explosion take place in the woman's purse as she sits behind the man addressing the council. Boulder City Fire Chief Kevin Nicholson, who regularly attends council meetings, rushed to the woman's aid as the flames spread to her shirt. "There was a battery malfunction in her purse that ignited her purse," Nicholson said. The woman, who sustained only minor burns and did not need to be hospitalized, said the exploded battery was the type meant to be used in an electronic cigarette or vape pen. "Well, that was exciting," Mayor Rod Woodbury quipped as the meeting resumed. *---- Pogo Stick Pro Wins New World Record ----* A professional pogo stick jumper (which is apparently a thing) leapt over three cars on a roof in England for a word record-breaking stunt. American XPOGO performer Dalton Smith teamed up with Nissan Automotive Europe to hop over three Nissan Juke's to claim the Guinness World Record for "Most consecutive cars jumped over on a pogo stick." Smith began the attempt by bouncing in place to gain enough height before successfully clearing the roof of each car with three massive leaps. While Smith made the feat appear easy by ending the attempt with a flipping dismount, he said the record presented an immense challenge. "This was never going to be an easy world record to break, but the team and I are always up for a challenge. *--- Rapping Said Getting Shot Not a Biggie Deal ---* A Georgia rapper (lyrics, not presents) tempted fate, maybe just going a little too much when he taunted his attackers. Yung Mazi, whose real name is Jabril Abur-Rahman, a 31-year- old father of two children, said in a video that he had previously been shot 10 times. The last incident was just 8 months ago. After he survived so many gunshots including one to his head, the rapper proclaimed that "God made him bullet- proof." He was wrong. In the video, he said that people need to stop aiming at his legs and "start aiming for something that will kill somebody." Sadly, seems like the shooter or shooters took his advice. This time, he was shot in the chest. The killer or killers, are on the run. Police said that so far they don't have any leads or tips about the killing. *----- Just Another Day At Walmart -----* Women in Michigan, are angry after learning that a man has been pleasuring himself on women standing in line at Walmart stores. The Washtenaw County Sheriff's Office said that they are looking to arrest the man, who was not identified, after being accused of pleasuring himself and leaving DNA on women who were waiting in line at Walmart stores. According to the police investigation, the first assault occurred at the Walmart store located in Ann Arbor. The suspect moved behind the victim and pleasured himself. He bumped into the victim several times before leaving his DNA on the woman's clothes. He then fled from the scene before police arrived. The second incident unfolded at a Walmart store on Ellsworth Road. The woman was waiting on the MoneyGram line when she noticed the suspect standing behind her. He pleasured himself and left his DNA on her dress. The suspect fled from the scene before police arrived. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Fran :) /`. /`. f \ ,f \ Gee Brain, | \/-`\ \ The same thing we do what do you i. _\';.,X j every night, Pinky. want to do `:_\ ( \ \',-. Try to take over tonight? .'"`\ a\eY' ) the world! _,. `._"\`-' `-/ .-;' | /;-`._.-';\. ,'," | .'/ "' | `\.-'""-/ / j ,/ / i,-" ( ,/ / .-' .f .' `"/ / / ,,/ffj\ / .-"`.'-.' / /_\`--//) \ ,--._ .-'_,-'; / f ".-"-._;' `._ _.,-i; /_; / `.,' |; \ \`\_,/-' \' .' l \ `. /"\ _ \` j f : `-' `._;."/`-' | `. ,7 \ l j .'/ - \`. .j. . < (.' .\ \f`. |\,' ,' `. \ / \ `| \,'||-:j .' .'\ Y. \___......__\ ._ /`.|| __.._,-" .-"'"") /' ,' _ \ | /"-.`j""``---.._ .'_.-'" / .("-'-"":\ ._)|_(__. "' ;.' /-'---"".--"' /,_,^-._ .) `:=.__.,itz `---._.;' "" "" >My braininess friends will love these... If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/ food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful. * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? * What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it? * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the c? * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. * The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". * Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. * 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. * Your future self is watching you right now through memories. * The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead. * If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them. * Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it. * If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before. * If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (It does fall on a Tuesday.) --- ...TeeHee! Good Ones! Thanks Fran! ============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: _....._ /::::::.\ /xx::::::.\ |#xx|n|:xx| \##x/xxxx#/ | |\-.-.|\#/#####/ | . |.-,-/| /\__V_\'|B""""|\-.-|| :o. /_v_=\ \ \ /, |0| o,o|/ / /==o=|\ \ \|o.- |0|_.O-- |||\_|=_=/]/ ||o.o|| \[\_v_|.-'\.' |(_)=)-=== \]=-=|/ | @ \-' \ '=: \V| m|--e-+------ |=O==| '._|=._\| |\_\_v_E)| '/\ '/==..__ / |//'. | |=>o<=| |-\"\ /-=/ '. | './-\_/-\ |_o| '.___.' _/._/ |-|_ _|._/ \_.| \_/\ /:__o| |o_:\ /:_o| |o_:. /:_o| l42 A customer at a coffee shop was clearly peeved by the text message he'd just received. "You ever have that ex-girl- friend who just won't go away?" he asked his friend. "Yeah," came the reply. "My wife." -<>- Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars." "I'm sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?" "Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand, free and clear." "Well, you can't be disappointed with that!" "Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost one hundred thousand dollars." "Incredible... so how come you look so glum?" "Well, this week...nothing!" -<>- A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue. Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove home. -<>- The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply... "Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics." -<>- Three guys are debating which of their native languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Italian says, "Consider the phrase, 'I love you.' In Italian, it is: 'Ti amo'. What a lovely sound!" The French guy says, "True, but in French it is 'Je t'adore'. An even more beautiful sound!" "Unt vat's wrong vit: 'Ick leiber dick?" asks the German. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Karen :) ,-----. W/,-. ,-.\W ()>a a<() (.--(_)--.) ,'/.-'\_/`-.\`. ,' / `-' \ `. / \ / \ / `. ,' \ / / `-._.-' \ \ ,-`-._/| |=|o |\_.-< <,--.) |_____| |o____| )_ \ `-)| |// _ \\| )/ || |' | `| || | | | || ( )|( ) || | | | || | | | || |_.--.|.--._| || /'""| |""`\ [] `===' `===' hjw >Senior Humor Since more and more Seniors are texting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). Please pass this on to your CHILDREN, God Children, and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts. ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Fainted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CGU: Can't get up CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In ----------- .---. (_---_) (_/6 6\_) ( v ) `\ /' .-'': ;``-. / \,Y./ \ / (:)___ \ : .-'XXX`-.`\_; `.__.-XXX-.__.'\_ / / XXX \ \ `\_ / XXX \ `\ / XXX \ _`\___ jgs / \ (`--"""-') / \ (=-=-=-=-) `--...___ ___...--' (________) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the heck is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted. ----------- _______ _.-'\ /'-._ _.-' _\ .-. /_ '-._ .-' _.-' |/.-.\| '-._ '-. .' .-' _|| ||_ '-. '. / .' .-' ||___|| '-. '. \ / .' .-' _.-'-----'-._ '-. '. \ / / .' .-' ~ ~ '-. '. \ \ / / / .' ~ * ~ ~ '. \ \ \ / / /.'........ * ~ * ~'.\ \ \ | / //:::::::::: ~ _____._____ \\ \ | | | |/::::::::::: * '-----------' \| | | .--.|__||_____________________________||__|.--. .' '----. .-----------------------. .----' '. '.________' |o|==|o|====:====|o|==|o| '________.' .'--------. |o|==|o|====:====|o|==|o| .--------'. 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'.__|_.' >Do You Remember These? Saturday Morning serials - Chapters One thru fifteen Fly Paper, Penny Loafers, and Lucky Strike Green Flat Tops, sock hops, Studebaker, "Pepsi, please" Ah, do you remember these? Cigar Bands on your hands - Your Daddy's socks rolled down... Sticks, no plugs and Aviator caps, with flaps that button down Movie stars on Dixie Cup tops and knickers to your knees. Ah, do you remember these? The hit Parade, Grape Tru-aide, The Sadie Hawkins Dance. Peddle Pushers, Duck Tail hair, and Peggin' your pants. Howdy Doody...Tootie fruitie...The seam up the back of her hose. Ah, do you remember those? James Dean, he was "Keen," Sunday Movies were Taboo. The senior Prom, Judy's Mom, Rock 'n Roll was New. Cracker Jack Prize...stars in your eyes..."Ask Daddy for the Keys". Ah, do you remember these? The Boogie Man, Lemonade stand and taking your Tonsils out... Indian Burn and Wait Your Turn and four foul Balls...You're Out! Cigarette Loads and Secret Codes and saving Lucky Stars Can you remember back that far? To Boat Neck shirts and fender skirts and Crinoline Petticoats. Mums the Word and Dirty Bird and Double Root Beer float. Moon hubcaps and Loud heel Taps and "he's a Real Gone Cat" Ah, do you remember that? Dancing Close, Little Moron Jokes and "Cooties" in her hair. Captain Midnight, Ovaltine, and The Whip at the County fair. Charles Atlas Course, Roy Rogers horse, and "Only the Shadow Knows". Ah, do you remember those? Gables Charms, "froggin" your arm, Loud Mufflers, Pitching Woo. Going steady, Veronica and Betty, White Bucks and Blue Suede Shoes Knock, Knock Jokes......... Who's There? Dewey Dewey Who? Dewey......Remember These.........Yes we do! Oh Do We?..... Do We Remember These!!! And if you do remember YOU ARE A HIP DADDY-O! --- ...HaHa! Good ones! 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I have heard the deck of cards story before but I never realized who created it or the history behind it so I enjoyed seeing this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MOLEeW3JyA Magician Justin Flom shares the story of the Soldier's Deck of Cards in this tribute to Veterans. He's using the term soldier to describe all military personnel which will cause Marines to bristle and most Sergeants didn't like to be called Sir. If you can look past the terminology slip up then you'll really enjoy this video. Well done Justin and thanks for giving the United States Marine Corps such a prominent position in your tribute story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGPKpIuX3cY --- ...Cool! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "Elon Musk recently announced that the government has approved a plan for something called a 'Hyperloop' that will transport people between New York and D.C. in just 29 minutes. 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