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Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press This smoking hot new page is from our friend Linda. This adorable cat will bring you plenty of oos, awws and smiles for your day. You might not have even known this little guy existed. Be sure to check it out along with the video here: _ ___ _.--. \`.|\..----...-'` `-._.-'_.-'` / ' ` , __.--' )/' _/ \ `-_, / `-'" `"\_ ,_.-;_.-\_ ', fsc/as _.-'_./ {_.' ; / {_.-``-' {_/ Arabian Sand Cat http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/sandcat.html --- ...So cute! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: _...._ .'.o' o.'. /o o .o' o'\ |'.o 'o. o'.o| |o. o' o 'o .| \ o .o.'o'./ '._o__o_.' \ / || || || || || jgs || \/ A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o'clock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again. He didn't arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled, "What the heck took ya so long? You're over two hours late." "Hey! Give me a break," whined the Yuppie, "I have a 27 handicap." -<>- A man and his wife, moved back home to Texas from Missouri. The husband had a wooden leg and to insure it back in Missouri it cost them $2000 per year! When they arrived in Texas, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said: "$39." The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Texas to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Missouri! The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39. You just have to know how to describe it!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ October 7 is Bald and Free Day October 8 is American Touch Tag Day and Yom Kippur October 9 is Curious Events Day, Emergency Nurses Day, Fire Prevention Day, Leif Erikson Day, Moldy Cheese Day and Take Your Teddy Bear to Work Day October 10 is International Newspaper Carrier Day and National Angel Food Cake Day October 11 is It's My Party Day, National Fossil Day and World Egg Day October 12 is Cookbook Launch Day, Old Farmer's Day, Moment of Frustration Day and National Gumbo Day October 13 is International Skeptics Day and Sukkot, at sundown ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: |\ |\ |\ |\ || .---. || .---. || .---. || .---. ||/_____\ ||/_____\ ||/_____\ ||/_____\ ||( '.' ) ||( '.' ) ||( '.' ) ||( '.' ) || \_-_/_ || \_-_/_ || \_-_/_ || \_-_/_ :-"`'V'//-. :-"`'V'//-. :-"`'V'//-. :-"`'V'//-. / , |// , `\ / , |// , `\ / , |// , `\ / , |// , `\ / /|Ll //Ll|| | / /|Ll //Ll|| | / /|Ll //Ll|| | / /|Ll //Ll|| | /_/||__// || | /_/||__// || | /_/||__// || | /_/||__// || | \ \/---|[]==|| | \ \/---|[]==|| | \ \/---|[]==|| | \ \/---|[]==|| | \/\__/ | \| | \/\__/ | \| | \/\__/ | \| | \/\__/ | \| | /\|_ | Ll_\ | /|/_ | Ll_\ | /|/_ | Ll_\ | /|/_ | Ll_\ | `--|`^"""^`||_| `--|`^"""^`||_| `--|`^"""^`||_| `--|`^"""^`||_| | | ||/ | | ||/ | | ||/ | | ||/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J L___l___J L___l___J L___l___J |_ | _| |_ | _| |_ | _| |_ | _| jgs (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ >Ten Minutes Alone After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks. "All right, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, with anyone in the world, who would it be?" Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row. "My recruiter." -<>- >Painful Arm Following a major hurricane, my husband worked long hours clearing the jumble of trees that littered our property. The longer he worked, however, the more painful it became for him to move his right arm. He ignored my pleas to see the doctor until one night he yelped, "Ow! This is getting serious." As I turned to him in concern, he added, "Now it hurts to push buttons on the remote control!" -<>- () `.. .. `... `.. `.... `.. `.. ()-'`-. `.. `..`. `.. `.. `.. `.. `.. `.. `| |\\ `.. `.. `.. `..`.. `..`.. `. `.. ' |__| \) `.. `.. `.. `..`.. `..`.. `.. `.. . //\\__ `.. `.. `. `..`.. `..`.. `. `.. `.. (( `--( `.. `..`.. `. .. `.. `.. `. `. `.... . )\ `.. .. `.. `.. `.... `.. `.. ,--._ ` ,-'`- ;-. `.. `.. `. `.. `.. ,: , `. `. `.. `. .. `.. `.. /. ` ,-' . \ `. `.. `. `.. `.. `.. ( ; `. ) `... `. `.. `.. `.. `.. | ' , `. | `. `.. `...... `.. `.. `.. ( / . ( ) `. `. `.. `.. `.. `.. \ ) `/ `.... `.. `.. `..`........`........ `. / ' ,' `-:_ _,-' Consider yourself hit by a snowball !! `--' -shimrod >Icy Winters After two long, dark, icy winters of duty in Alaska, my daughter and her husband were assigned to Holloman Air Force Base in southern New Mexico. One week after their arrival it snowed -- the first snow in that desert region for years. "The Air Force is great," said my son-in-law. "They not only moved us down here, bag and baggage, they also flew in the weather." -<>- >Need the Password I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. "Start with a capital S, then 123," she shouted back. We tried S123 several times, but it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, "I really don't know what's so difficult about typing 'Start123.'" -<>- >Driver's Education My sister didn't do as well on her driver's education test as she'd hoped. It might have had something to do with how she completed this sentence: "When the ___ is dead, the car won't start." She wrote: "Driver." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ____ .---[[__]]----. ;-------------.| ____ | || .--[[__]]---. | || ;-----------.| | || | || jgs |_____________|/ | || |___________|/ >SMILES You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!" ---------- Freelance newspaper writers don't get nearly as much respect as writers with regular bylines. So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at the bank, and I was depositing a stack of checks. "Wow," said the teller, reading off the names of publishers from the tops of the checks. "You must deliver a lot of papers." ---------- (A couple Et-Ahems!) A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35." He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35." He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches." Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night." Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street. The moral of this story is: "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed." ---------- She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled His commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together." Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The neighbor replied, "I think he means her legs." ---------- Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100. She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill. On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?" --- ...Oh For goodness sake! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Today our great president, Vladimir Putin closed yet another TV channel. All hail the wisdom of our great leader!!! o o ,-------------------------. : : ,====. |I want to have babies | ` ; q X X p O |from our great president!| ` : | (_ | o `-------------------------' : ; | \_/|___ ` , _`----'_--| || / \|| ___/__\_____________ | | | ||| |\ ________________ /| | | | ||| | | \:::::::::::/ | | / / / //| | | |\:::::::::/| | | `- `-/|| | | || || | | | | |/ || _| | ||| | | ||| | |__|__| || || / | | \|_________|/ | | /| || | / \ |::: o o o L | / /||__|| / `--------------/---' /||'_ ' -------------------/-------/ ||__/ | || ( || || | || ) || || | / || |----------------' || | Gr || >Too Close to True A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ". The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that expired two years ago." The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via Arizona." He finally sees a nice woman and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 7 years ago." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African woman checks her watch and says: "Probably at work." IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE! --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAU! -<>- ____________________ | | | PSYCHIATRIC | | HELP | |____________________| || ,-..'``. || || (,-..'`. ) || || )-c - `)\ || ,.,._.-.,_,.,-||,.(`.-- ,`',.-,_,||.-.,.,-,._. ___||____,`,'--._______|| |`._||______`'__________|| | || __ || | || |.-' ,|- || _,_,,..-,_| || ._)) `|- ||,.,_,_.-.,_ . `._||__________________|| ____ . . . . . <.____`> .SSt . . . . . _.()`'()`' . >Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned: 1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap --- ! T ....Well-l-l-l-! O _._ O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea! T. . .\__\ \|/c- o that's not me spinach... U--=U- (_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk... ^_(/\)_^ /\ o /\ /\ / /| o |\ \ |/\| < \| o |/ > |\/| \ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK! \ \_o_| \ ========= / )))) )))) | /| ~ | | | |______/| c")@/\ __ ____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____. / _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___.. / /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D; ==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D; -Christopher Fenn- >Great Truths About Life That Adults Have Learned: 1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jelly to a tree. 2. Wrinkles don't hurt. 3. Families are like fudge - mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the taste. --- ...Good Ones! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Worth repeating... The best years to be born in the history of Earth & we got to experience it all. Thank God for all the times, the adventures, wars won, and technology developed. Generations after future generations will never experience what we did. __,=,__ .~`` .` `.``~. | . . |____ `-;=============;""""` ( (. _).) \ | | \ `-.___.' / '._ _.' /`''''\ / \ | |/\/\/\/|.-. |-|/\/\/\/|;' ) (__/_______| _) #########'._) jgs |==|=|__ ,,,(______)_),,,, ,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,, ,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,, ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, >To Those of Us Born 1925 - 1964: At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno. If you don't read anything else, Please read what he said. ~~~~~~~~~ TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank - While they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, white bread, eggs, bacon didn't get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs Covered with bright colored Lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, And, when we rode our bikes, We had baseball caps, not helmets, on our heads. As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.. Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank Kool Aid made with real white sugar. And we weren't overweight. WHY? Because we were always outside playing... All day long (unsupervised) - that's why! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day ... And, we were OKAY. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride them down the hill, only to find out that we forgot about brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned To Solve the problem. We did not Have Play Stations, Nintendo and X-boxes. There were No video games, No 150 channels on cable, No video movies, Or DVDs, No surround-sound or CDs, No cell phones, No personal computers, No Internet and No chat rooms. WE HAD FRIENDS And we went Outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, Broke bones and Lost teeth, And there were No lawsuits From those accidents. We would get Spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong paddles, belts, or just a bare hand, And no one would call child services to report abuse. We ate worms, And mud pies Made from dirt, And The worms did Not live in us forever. We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, 22 rifles for our 12th, rode horses, made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and although we were Told it would happen- we did not put out very many eyes. We rode bikes Or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just Walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts And not everyone Made the team. Those who didn't Had to learn To deal with Disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent Bailing us out If we broke the law was unheard of ... They actually sided with the law! These generations have Produced some of the best risk-takers, Problem solvers, and Inventors ever. The past 60 to 85 years Have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, Failure, success and responsibility, and we learned How to deal with it all. If YOU are One of those born Between 1925-1964, CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good. While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it ? ~~~~~~~ The quote of the month by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us..... please pass this on. --- ...LOL! SO true - and we are only A Little bit touched! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: Two tooth brushes ___ ___ /\ ..\_ _/ /\ \/\ _) (_'' /\/ \/\ o\ / . /\/ \/\_ ) ( _/\/ Faucet \/_)( )(_\/ ____ (__\______________/__) |___|\ |\ \ / /| | \ Tube of | \ \ / / | | \ toothpaste | \ \ / / | | \ ___ | \ \ / / | ____ | \ ____ / _ \ ______ | \ \ / / | /|_||\|________\/|_||\___ / // // \ \ | \ \ / / | _________________________\-\ \_// \/-__ -\__ \__)(__/ __/---- \_________ / |||| [][][][][][][][][] """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" unknown * Brush With Baking Soda Baking soda has natural whitening properties, which is why it's a popular ingredient in commercial toothpaste. It's a mild abrasive that can help scrub away surface stains on teeth. Additionally, baking soda creates an alkaline environment in your mouth, which prevents bacteria from growing. This is not a remedy that will whiten your teeth overnight, but you should notice a difference in the appearance of your teeth over time. * Use Hydrogen Peroxide Hydrogen peroxide is a natural bleaching agent that also kills bacteria in your mouth. Many commercial whitening products contain hydrogen peroxide, unfortunately, there aren't any studies to show the effects of rinsing or brushing with hydrogen peroxide alone, but several studies have found that a toothpaste containing baking soda and 1% hydrogen peroxide led to significantly whiter teeth. While diluted concentrations appear safe, strong concentrations or overuse can cause gum irritation and tooth sensitivity. * Try Oil Pulling Oil pulling is a traditional folk remedy meant to improve oral hygiene and remove toxins from the body. The practice involves swishing oil around in your mouth to remove bacteria, which can turn into plaque and cause your teeth to look yellow. Sunflower or sesame oil is popular, but any oil will work. To oil pull, put a couple tablespoons of oil in your mouth and push and pull the oil through your teeth. Continue for 10-15 minutes. Unlike many other tooth whitening methods, oil pulling does not expose your teeth to acid or other ingredients that erode the enamel. This means it is safe to do daily. * Use Apple Cider Vinegar Apple cider vinegar has been used for centuries as a disinfectant and natural cleaning product. The anti- bacterial property of vinegar is what makes it useful for cleaning your mouth and whitening your teeth. However, vinegar may soften teeth. The acetic acid in vinegar has the potential to erode the enamel on your teeth. For this reason, you should not use apple cider vinegar every day. * Give a dead battery a jolt. Storing your batteries in the fridge can make them last up to 90 percent longer, and popping a dead battery in the freezer overnight can temporarily revive it. Even laptop batteries. Just put them in a sealed bag to protect them from moisture. * Get markers flowing again. If a washable marker has run dry, dip the tip into a cup of water. Hold it there until you see ink start to flow again, then recap it for 15 minutes. The moisture from the water rejuvenates the marker's pigments. Got a dry permanent marker? Repeat the same process using rubbing alcohol! * Boost your bar soap's shelf life. It may sound strange, but simply storing your bar soap unwrapped will give you more suds. The reason? Exposure to air dries out the soap, so it doesn't dissolve as quickly when it comes into contact with water. To get the benefit, unwrap any bars and let them dry out for at least a week. -<>- 'Go Green' Hint: For those who are environmentally minded it is important to know what is environmentally friendly versus what is merely "not toxic." For example; a lot of material, including many kinds of plastic, will readily degrade, but not necessarily biodegrade. * Degradable A material that breaks down through chemical reactions rather than through the activity of microorganisms (fracture into smaller and smaller pieces). This is largely what the great Pacific garbage patch is made up of. * Biodegradable A material that breaks down with the assistance of micro- organisms, eventually returning to its original organic components. -<>- Do not buy products made of palm oil! Palm oil plantations are replacing large areas of rainforest in many countries including Malaysia and Indonesia. Further, palm oil may increase the risk of cardiovascular disease due to the high concentration of saturated fats. Palm Oil is a seed crop grown in many parts of the world, the majority being in Malaysia and Indonesia. Orangutans are found exclusively on the Indonesian islands of Borneo and Sumatra. The biggest threat to orangutans in the wild is from illegal logging of trees. The demand for palm oil is high and as a result these plantations are destroying the orangutan's natural habitat. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: "We have to reject the socialist model that rations care, restricts access, slashes quality, and forces patients onto endless waitlists. Instead, we believe in freedom. We believe in choice. We believe in the highest standard of care in the world — anywhere in the world." - President Donald. J. Trump https://tinyurl.com/y4e8cpx6 President Trump’s healthcare vision: Puts America’s seniors and patients first https://tinyurl.com/y435pj85 Sean Hannity 10/4/19 FULL | Breaking Fox News October 4, 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3KudfUSG5Y The Ingraham Angle 10/4/19 | Breaking Fox News October 4, 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhpN1gIMDEA Gowdy blasts Schiff: How long will Pelosi put up with him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leZ2vWaZY-U Glenn Beck reveals how he grew to support Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9pLrLPBUeA Former Democrat Explains Why He Now Supports Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-46449b-ok He Predicted Trump Would Be President 6 Years Ago; Here's Why This Prophet Says Trump Is in for Two https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVPcKXxa-Q Recognizing God's Hand in Donald Trump's Election https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRcnJPQqY0c The truth behind the Oval Office prayer circle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jK4ysFVA2Q “For years, Europe has been providing massive subsidies to Airbus that have seriously injured the U.S. aerospace industry and our workers. Finally, after 15 years of litigation, the WTO has confirmed that the United States is entitled to impose countermeasures in response to the EU’s illegal subsidies,” U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer said in a statement. France Responds to Trump's Tariffs: https://1600daily.com/2019/10/03/france-responds-trump-admins-tariffs/ State Department Approves Weapons Sale to Ukraine https://tinyurl.com/y376spwx The Whistleblower Executive Every call with a foreign leader is now subject to congressional review. - The impeachment process is barely underway and already some constitutional norms are being trampled without a note of media notice or political concern. To wit, can a whistleblower inside the intelligence bureaucracy override a President’s right to executive privilege merely with an accusation? https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-whistleblower-executive-11570056633 Westwing News: https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Microplastics Found in in Tea http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: From the "It seemed like a good idea at the time" file comes this story of a kid with a seriously skewed sense of priorities. A German teen tried to drain an entire pond with water hoses after dropping his iPhone during a fishing trip. The unidentified teen was with other members of an angling club and was not allowed by fellow fishermen to dive into the pond, so he returned hours later with an idea to drain the pond: use a pump and two water hoses to direct the water into a nearby toilet. It didn't work. The toilet wasn't connected to the sewage system, so his efforts ended up flooding a parking lot. "I knew the phone was probably dead but wanted to get the data card back with the numbers, pictures and videos of my friends," he said. The teen now has to pay for damage to the toilet and the cleanup. -<>- Animals have it tough. When they're not being slaughtered to make hot dogs and chalupas, we're locking them in cages for our amusement. But that wasn't enough for one New York woman. A visitor to the Bronx Zoo last weekend wasn't content to observe the lions in their enclosure. She wanted to get up close and personal. A video posted to Instagram shows a woman in a T-shirt and pants standing what appears to be just feet away from a male lion. They stare at each other for a brief period. Then she seems to taunt it, raising her arms and wiggling her body for a second as if she's dancing. The lion just stares. The Bronx Zoo confirmed the incident in a statement, reporting that its staff got a report that someone had climbed over the barrier on Saturday. "This action was a serious violation and unlawful trespass that could have resulted in serious injury or death. Barriers and rules are in place to keep both visitors, staff and animals safe," the zoo said in a statement. "We have a zero tolerance policy on trespass and violation of barriers." It wasn't immediately clear what, if any, action as taken against the woman seen in the Instagram video. No injuries were reported. *--- Alleged cell phone thief calls 911 ---* A suspected cell phone thief in Washington may want to re- evaluate things the next time she feels inclined to call 911 for emergency assistance. The female suspect reportedly called 911 to get in touch with the Seattle Police Department because the man she allegedly stole a cell phone from wouldn't leave her alone. When officers responded to the call at a gas station, they found the 20-year-old suspect standing with a 21-year-old man who had multiple cuts and bruises. The suspect told SPD officers that the man was napping on a Metro bus when he awoke and accused the woman and her boyfriend of taking his phone. The man corroborated that he had been on the bus, but told police he started chasing the suspect and her boyfriend after they grabbed his phone and took off. When he asked them to return the phone, the pair allegedly punched and kicked him in the head. According to the man, the boyfriend kept on going when the suspect stopped to call 911. Officers searched the woman and found the victim's phone and three grams of crack. They booked her into King County Jail for investigation of robbery and drug possession. *--- Michigan Drivers Get a Spicy Commute ---* Authorities in Michigan are investigating after a digital billboard at the side of a busy highway played a pornographic video for about 20 minutes. Auburn Hills police said officers responded to the east side of Interstate 75 when drivers reported seeing a pornographic video playing on the screen, which faces both north and south. Police witnessed the video playing and were able to contact Triple Communications, the owner of the billboard, to have the video stopped. The video is believed to have played for about 15 to 20 minutes. An investigation has been opened into how the explicit video ended up on the billboard and Triple Communications is cooperating with officers, police said. *--- Man arrested for 'karate-kicking' police horse ---* An Oregon man didn't look a police horse in the mouth; he karate-kicked it in the thigh. Portland Police arrested Joseph Cruz and charged him with interfering with a law- enforcement animal after he allegedly attacked a police horse named Olin. Mounted Patrol Unit officers were patrolling near a Greyhound bus terminal when they stopped to speak to a group of people. While they were chatting, the 29-year-old allegedly ran up and attacked Olin, even though the animal outweighs him by about 1,000 pounds. Police say Cruz "yelled out a battle cry" and hit the horse "with a jumping, double kick to his right thigh," the Salem News reported. Neither Olin nor Cruz was hurt by the kick and it was unclear if the suspect was impaired by drugs or alcohol during the incident. Cruz also had a warrant out for his arrest. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: _ , L\ \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ Arjen Pilon >In Love with Two Women A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes. "Oh," said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse." -<>- >High-Tech vs. Low-Tech THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A FAX!!" (Joke submission courtesy of my Mom. She's knows funny.) -<>- >Did He Get Anything? "Get this." said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything?" his friends asked. "Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk." -<>- ## _[]_ [____] .----' '----. .===| .==. |===. \ | /####\ | / / | \####/ | \ '===| `""` |===' .===| .==. |===. \ | /::::\ | / / | \::::/ | \ '===| `""` |===' .===| .==. |===. \ | /&&&&\ | / / | \&&&&/ | \ '===| `""` |===' jgs '--.______.--' >Q and A Quickies: Q: Why did the stoplight turn red? A: Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street? Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: What is the strongest bird? A: A crane! Q: What country makes you shiver? A: Chile. Q: What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors? A: A piano. _.._..,_,_ ( ) ]~,"-.-~~[ .=])' (; ([ | ]:: ' [ '=]): .) ([ |:: ' | ~~----~~ Paul Martin Howard Q: What is a tree's favorite drink? A: Root beer. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: (") ooo ,---. ,---. / 0 0 \ / 0 0 \ | ._. | | ._. | ) ( ) ( /' `\ /' `\ : \ / ; : \ / ; : \ \ / / ; | \ \ / / | : \ooooo/ ; : \ooooo/ ; \ / \ / `'-...-'` IjD `'-...-'` Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing." -<>- Early in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'" "It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that I've forgiven and forgotten." -<>- Working for a pediatrician calls for stifling a chuckle from time to time. When a frantic mother phoned to tell us her baby had a high temperature of 102, we had to know whether she was taking the reading under the arm, in the mouth or elsewhere. So we asked, "How are you taking it?" Her reply, "Oh, I'm holding up pretty well!" -<>- I had given our daughter, who was 15 at the time, a driver's manual. On the way to town one day, I was coaching her as I drove. I told her to study her book so as to be ready when it came time to get her drivers permit. "Oh," she said, "I already know everything in the book." "You do?" I returned. "Yep," she said, very smugly. I thought, "OK, I'll give her a hard one." So I asked her, "How many feet does it take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour and have to slam on the brakes real hard?" "One," she replied. "What?" I asked. "One?!" She repeated her answer and then because of the confused look on my face, she added, "You always told me never to use my left foot on the brakes, only use my right one." -<>- _______________________________________ |,---"-----------------------------"---,| ||___ 16 bit.................... || ||====\ :HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH || ||=====):H c> pb# H || ||====/ :H H || ||""" :H H || ||PORTFO:H H || || :HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH || ||_____,_________________________,_____|| |)_____)-----.| /I\ATARI |.------(_____(| //"""""""|_____|=----------=|______|"""""""\ // _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| \ // ___| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| | | \ |/ ___| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| ______| \ / __| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| _| ___| \ / _| _| _| _| ________________________| _| _| _| _| \ |------"--------------------------------------"-------| `-----------------------------------------------------' pb While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house. Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?" -<>- _____ /`.---.`\ / /.---.\ \ ; |/ e e \| ; ; \| ^ |/ | | \_=_/ | |.-"` `"-.| / `'-...-'` \ | | | , | \ './|\.' / ;._(/:\)_.; || : : || || ; : || || : : || || '.' || || + || || || || || |'-.___.-'| | | '-.__ __.-' jgs (_/`\_) Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!" Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. "How do you know, Sister? Have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?" "Don't be ridiculous - of course I have never taken alcohol myself" "Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe after- wards that it is evil I will give up drink for life" "How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?" "I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will know" The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar. "Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "... and could you put the vodka in a teacup?" "Oh Geesh" exclaims the barman. "It's not that drunk Nun again is it?" ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: _ /;:`. ______ _,-'._,' _,--''' `'-._,-'_,-' `' ,' ` - .,_ __,-' ),-' ( __|-`' . _,'/ `--...'___,..--' / / _/,-'_,-' (`---'' _,-' |_,- `----''|_,--' jrei -' _,-' A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire State Building..... Q:How do you tell them apart? A: The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters. -<>- '! !' '\).-.(/' .) o o (. n (o) n' .-@ =-= @-. / .'=._.='. \ .-' '-.".-' '-. )_ /-._,6,_.-\ _( '. /. " .\ .' '"' ; ; '"' '. .' 6: :6 : : '. .' : : '. .' ! ! : : .-. ! ' ; ' ; " '. .' "^Y$bpgd$P^" "Y$$P' fsc / \ A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. -<>- _______ ______ ' ' ' ' ( BUD ) _______ ( WISE ) ,_ _____, / \ ,___ __, | | ER | | \ | | / oO)-. \___ ___/ .-(Oo /__ _\ | /_ __\ \ \( | / | )/ / \__|\ | ()~() | /|__/ ' '--' (-___-) '--' ' ==`-'== Steve >Investing If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program. -<>- ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa >Vengeance of the Ex-Wife After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on her own there, to pack up her things. While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit dining table, soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the shrimp and resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything, cleaned and mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went. Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home. Including, of course, the curtain rods! -<>- __ .' '\._ \ @ /; __ ;::'--':;. _ .' '. :;:: _.'._ \ @ / ;;.-:/ | \:.'--; :___......._ '. {{__..--""-,_'-.: {{[_ _ _ _ _'--.} ___ ____ {[| | || || | |-.]} /\ ___ | \ ___ / \ | {[\-'-':-::-:-'/ ]} / \ | \ |___/ | \ | __ | | | {[ \ \ _\_/ / ~]} /----\ |___/ | \ |___/ | \ |__| | {{[\ .-' '-./]}} / \ | \ | \ | \ \___/ | | ( ) {[.:-"'\ /'"-'.]} | \ | \ | | {[' __/ \__ :]} {[::' _) (_ ' :]} {{[: : ] [ : :]} {[: : ( ) :]}} {{[: : '-' :]} [ : :_.:';. :]} {{[_.' _ _ _ '-._]} {|\\|~|_|_|_|~| ] } jim{{ '""''~~~""-- _' ''""""""""""""'' >In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods... On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a "suggestion".) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought what?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my Gosh...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) -<>- ,----------. ( Skandal! ) `----------' O o ,-. .:\ '`-. |:| __ b `;-( ,' | ( \|||_ ,-----(.-''--``-------. /_______`'______________\ / SSt\ >More Hilarious Warning Labels * Do not use house paint on face. - Seen on TV in a Visa commercial that depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store. * Do not drive cars in ocean. - Seen in a car commercial which shows a car in the ocean. * Always drive on roads. Not on people. - Taken from a car commercial which shows a vehicle 'body-surfing' at a concert. * Take care: new non-slip surface. - A sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building. * Do not sit under coconut trees. - A sign on a coconut palm in a car park. * These rows reserved for parents with children. - A sign in a church. * All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for. - A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire. * Malfunction: Too less water. - A notice left on a coffee machine. * Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. - On a form in a clinic. * Fits one head. - On a hotel-provided shower cap box. * Payment is due by the due date. - On a credit card statement. * No small children. - On a Laundromat triple washer. * Toilet Plunger - Caution: Do not use near power lines. * Dremel Electric Rotary Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill. * Stridex Foaming Face Wash - May contain foam. * Earplugs - These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe. * Pine Mountain Fire Logs - Caution: Risk of fire. * Air Conditioner - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. * Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. - Found on a bottle of shampoo for dogs. * Suitable for outdoor use. Found on a rain gauge. * For use by trained personnel only. On a can of air freshener. * Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. On a box of rat poison. * Warning: High in sodium. On a salt cellar. * Remove the plastic wrapper. The instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn. * Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone. On a box of pills. * Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. * This product is not to be used in bathrooms. On a bathroom heater. * Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants. 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