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>-->2 Hot Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
This first hottie is from our friend Jo Ann. I just find these
artists amazing. Here is more of this dazzling art...
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...Absolutely stunning! Thanks Jo Ann!
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This next scorcher comes from our friend Viv. I can also never
get enough of our sweet animal pets - especially when they are
so adorably humorous! As Always, Give this one time to load and
check it out here...
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http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/catlife.html
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...Such a darling one! Thanks Viv!
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>-->From TheFunnyBone:
The Two Gas Men
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training supervisor and a young trainee, )'.'.';' | `:'.'.'(
were out checking meters in a suburban ('.'.;' | `:.'.')
neighborhood. They parked their truck )'.';'____|____`:'.'(
at the end of the alley and worked (==@' | `@==)
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+--------- Even More Bizarre September Holidays ----------+
September 21 is World Gratitude Day and International
Banana Festival
September 22 is Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is National Comic Book Day
September 26 is National Good Neighbor Day and National
Pancake Day
September 27 is Crush A Can Day
September 28 is Ask A Stupid Question Day
September 29 is Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is National Mud Pack Day
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>-->From Laugh & Lift:
"As a Christian, I believe that we are all created in the image of God.
I believe that God loves the whole world...The life of no human being is
cheap in the eyes of God, nor can it be in our own eyes."
- Billy Graham
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God is With You
(By Elizabeth Drummond, written after the 9/11 attacks)
[Edited]
"...you are precious and honored in my sight,...because I love you....
Do not be afraid, for I am with you." - Isaiah 43:4-5
Isn't it great to go through each day knowing how much God loves you?!
Knowing that He is always with you, that you are never alone! He loves
you just the way you are, at every moment of every day.
It is true! He knew you wouldn't be perfect, yet His love for you is
limitless and never-ending. Your heavenly Father loves you so completely
that He sent His one and only Son to die for the sins He knew you would
commit. He loves you that much!
If you are a parent, think of how much you would have to love someone
else in order to allow your only child to die for that other person! Can
you even fathom that strong a love?
I'm not sure I can. I don't have children, but I have a beautiful little
niece whom I love dearly. Though she is not my own child, I can't even
bear the thought of anything happening to her. I know I am too selfish
to even pretend to believe that I would, under any circumstances, give
her life to save that of someone else. I don't think I know how to love
that deeply.
But God does. And He loves YOU that way! His only Son, He allowed to
suffer a terrible death on the cross, so that YOU could be saved! Take a
minute today to think about and thank Him for loving you as He does.
Take a minute to try to fathom that level of love, the kind of love your
Father feels for you. His love for you is eternal!
My prayer for you this day, as we reel from horrific demonstrations of
hate [in our world], is that you will truly know God's great love for
you, and that you will in turn show His great love to all whom you meet
and come into contact with. And if any dark clouds try to work their way
into your thoughts, remember God's special love for you. And remember
that the One who loves you that deeply has told you that you are not to
be afraid, for He is always with you.
Let's share God's love with everyone we see. Make it a goal today to
reach out to someone who has never known His love, and share with them
some of the love He has given you. You'll be glad you did, and so will
He!
God bless you and yours. Have a great week!
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What can you do to pass time when the pastor preaches a boring sermon?
Mark Lowry has made these suggestions:
1. Slap your neighbor and see if he turns the other cheek; if he
doesn't, raise your hand and tell the preacher.
2. Pass a note to the organist asking whether she plays requests.
3. Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs.
4. Use church bulletins to design, test, and modify paper airplanes.
5. Start from the back of the church and try to crawl to the front,
under the pews, without being noticed.
6. Turn your shirt around backward by unobtrusively drawing your arms up
into your sleeves.
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We are growing old together,
And as we go down through the years
We are sharing everything in sight--
The laughter and the tears.
Now as we sit across the breakfast table,
Our two hands intertwined,
Will you lean a little closer, dear, and tell me
Which pills are mine?
(By Evelyne H. Ziehler)
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Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the
Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in
jeans and a golf shirt got on with her. Thinking of her
responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't
we?"
The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company."
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>The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4000-$7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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...LOL! Good Ones! Thanks Sandi!
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,
'Father, my dog is dead.. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and
there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the
creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough
to donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya
tell me the dog was Catholic?
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...TeeHee! Thanks Sandi!
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>-->From Our Friend Wesley :)
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Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a ceramicist?
--->Answer Below after this...
>New Viruses on the Loose
New World Order virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot
of people really mad just thinking about it.
Federal Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into
hundreds of little units, each of which does practically
nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important
part of your computer.
Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other
file.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your
Apple.
Congressional virus: The computer locks up and screen splits
erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming
the other side for the problem.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas but your data is in
Singapore.
Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying
its own motherboard.
Public Television virus: Your programs stop every few
minutes to ask for money.
Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy, then
self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and
service stations across rural America.
Nike virus: Just does it.
Congressional virus #2: Runs every program on the hard drive
simultaneously, but it doesn't allow the user to accomplish
anything.
Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no
virus has gone before.
Health Care virus: Tests your system for a day, finds
nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
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...HaHa! I should of guessed it! Thanks Wesley!
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>-->From our Friend PatDeE:
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>A real woman is a man 's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought
he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions
and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's
the strongest man in the room and will enable him
to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and
invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of booze.
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...Hey!! HaHa! Thanks PatDeE:
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>-->In The Worldly News:
[POLITICS]
>From Patriot News:
Did Obama Admit He's Ineligible for Office?
http://tinyurl.com/27zwm9k
Act now to Overturn Obamacare, before it's too late!
http://tinyurl.com/22klx8p
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>From WorldNetDaily:
Joseph Farah: I declare the president ineligible
Plus!
A plain white van moving through traffic on a busy thoroughfare looks
like a delivery vehicle, but there are two men sitting in the back of
the van operating X-ray machines. As their panel van moves in and out of
traffic, the men use the X-ray machines to scan passing vehicles,
peering inside ...
http://tinyurl.com/2d7noer
U.S. soldiers subjected to 'mind control'
http://tinyurl.com/26uxpon
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>From Taipan Daily:
What Do 50 Millionaires and Billionaires Know That We Don't
http://tinyurl.com/2597fhn
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>From BizarreNews:
Typically I only respond to reader comments in the reader
comments section, but today I found a story that responded
to a reader comment from last week so timely that I felt I
had to include it. The comment is a follows:
Lewis, This is a generalization, but it seems
to me the very people who crab and complain
about taxes have no problem supporting what-
ever new war comes along, or advocating a
strong military or a new weapons system or
better higways and they love their police and
fire departments. Where do they think the
money for that comes from? The Good Corporate
Citizen Fairy? Before you condemn I am a
regular volunteer Army veteran and a tax payer.
I am lucky enough to be in the highest tax
bracket and I do my best to get any tax de-
ductions I can. I also feel that what we
get for our taxes is a pretty good deal. We
pay less of a percentage of our incomes in
taxes than almost every other industrialized
nation. We also pay a lot less now than we
did in the past and no, other than my 3 years
in the military, I have never worked for any
government. -Wayne
Yes, we should be very satisfied with the services we get
from our taxes, but unfortunately we have to deal with the
largest federal deficit in the world...the history of the
world, actually...and to make matters worse our local and
state governments are now charging us for services we are
already paying taxes for.
The story focused on Cary Feldman who was rear-ended while
on his scooter in a suburb of Chicago, Il. He said, "I fell
off and got right back up. As I was getting up I noticed a
fire truck slow, look at me, and pull away. It never stopped
and I didn't think anything of it."
But five months later, Feldman received a bill for $200, to
cover the cost of the fire truck showing up at the scene of
his accident. For months, he argued the charge with the fire
department while he fought with his and the other driver's
insurance companies to pay it. But when the charge went to a
collection agency he finally gave up and paid it.
This tactic of shoring up budgets in deficit by charging
citizens for services is becoming more and popular in states
like Illinois, Florida and California. Every time a local
public safety service (police, fire, ambulance, hazmat)
responds to an emergency call, a bill gets sent to the
person who receives aid.
Drive into a ditch? That can cost you up to $2,000 an hour.
Spill gas or oil on the street after an accident? The hazmat
team will bill another $100 per hour per team member.
Even having someone just show up to an accident can cost a
motorist 500 bucks.
Think you can get your insurance company to pay it? Many
companies will claim their policies don't cover those kind
of expenses.
The legality of these kinds of fees is still in question,
and in some cases fighting it with your community can save
you from having to pay it, but if Cary Feldman's story is
anything to judge by, we all may end up having to pay for
these kinds of services twice!
Bizarrely,
Lewis
-- Suspect had 'GET MONEY' shaved in hair ---------
SEATTLE - Police in Seattle said they arrested a robbery
suspect who was easily identified by the words "GET MONEY"
shaved into the side of his head. Investigators said Larry
Shawn Taylor, 18, robbed two women of $310 at gunpoint
Aug. 23 while they were stopped at a traffic light,
Seattlepi.com reported. The women described the robber to
police as a black man with deformed or folded-down ears,
the words "GET MONEY" shaved into one side of his head
and tattoos with the word "GET" on one hand and "MONEY"
on the other. Police said Taylor was recognized by an
officer who pulled over a Toyota Camry for reckless
driving. The officer had previously stopped Taylor several
times and said another officer had written him a ticket.
Investigators said a gun was found in the vehicle and the
victims identified Taylor as the robber. Taylor was charged
with robbery and jailed in lieu of $100,000 bond. He is
due in court Sept. 13.
-- Naked intruder dragged out by beard ----------
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Police in Missouri said a 64-year-old
woman who discovered a naked intruder in her home dragged
him out of the house by his beard. Investigators said the
Kansas City woman, whose name was not released, woke up at
about 12:50 a.m. Tuesday to find neighbor Laurence Saunders
naked and standing over her, The Kansas City Star reported.
The woman told police Saunders grabbed her arm and told
her he was "just being friendly." The homeowner grabbed
the man by his beard and dragged him to the front door,
where he allegedly grabbed her by the throat. The woman
said Saunders let go when she hit him on the head three
times with a tape measure. Police said the woman found the
man's shorts inside and threw them to him while he was
sitting on her porch crying. Saunders, who police said had
been drinking prior to the incident, was charged with
burglary, sexual misconduct and two counts of assault. He
was taken to jail on $50,000 bond.
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>-->From our Friend DonnaL :)
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The day I wanted to eat continentally IRAN to the foreign
Restaurant, I like European food so I decided to eat there for
lunch because I was HUNGARY. I was asked, can KUWAIT
for a free table?” There was entertainment where an employee
would SINGAPORE rendition of popular songs. I did not care
and I was told “JORDANce was most appreciated.” After
CZECH'ing the menu I ordered some CHILI made with TURKEY
meat of course. The waiter asked me if it was good, I told him
YEMEN, but KENYA make your specialty without using so much
GREECE next time? He said “We are happy to SERBIA!”…and he
told me to take my time to dine. It was hard because I think,
what I had was, SPAIN (if I had TIBET, pain from an ulcer).
I tried to get something to coat my stomach and drank a MALTA,
coke and then had some Alka Seltzer. The manager said he would
SWEDEN the pot by forgoing the bill. When I was FINNISHed I
told the waiter there is NORWAY I could eat SOMOA.
UGUNDA love a place that pays your bill and where you don’t feel
like They are RUSSIAN you out!
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>"Turning Thirty"
I dreamed of being sweet sixteen
Then magic twenty-one
But suddenly I'm twenty-nine
And seeing thirty come.
My baby sitter calls me "ma'am"
It makes me feel quite numb
How can I think of me as old?
I've always been so young
Once I could name the "top ten" songs
played on the radio,
And now I turn the rock groups down
Or hunt for something slow.
Now there are lines around my eyes
I thought would never show.
And pounds that used to be above
my waist have sunk below.
The boy I worshipped as a teen
Now lies beside me snoring.
His middle's thicker -- so is mine,
And he is not so adoring.
He used to worship at my feet;
now mostly he's ignoring.
I once clung to his every word,
Now sometimes he is boring
I was depressed to see how fast
My youthful days could flee,
and then I met a fine old man
His age was eighty-three.
His hair was white, his walk was slow,
And he could barely see.
He called me "child" and said he wished
He was as young as me.
By: Sharon Yates Lyerly
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>Just Want to Curl Up and Dye!
I just want to put in a few highlights, I said
Psst... I've never dyed a hair on my head
A dab of color here and there
Mix it up in my virgin hair
Wait, rinse, look, scream
This is a color I could never dream
It's awful, I hate it, I can't live like this
Hurry to the store, buy a pretty color, can't miss
Comb it thru, yep, that'll do
Wait, rinse, look, boo-hoo-hoo
It's worse than before, complete fright
I followed directions, did it right
But wait, I've got it, I know how to cope
I'll swing no longer at the end of my rope
Call an emergency council of sisters
Soon I've got drabbers, strippers, lifters
My hair is restored, confidence renewed
I'll go out in public, life can resume
But the only thing left that's bothering me yet -
I don't remember if I used to be blond or brunette!
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...LOL! Great funnies! Thanks DonnaL!
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>Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual
Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who
think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers.
Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner
of a teenaged daughter.
Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the maintenance of
your new daughter, and answers important questions about your warranty
(which does NOT include the right to return the product to the factory
for a full refund.)
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR:
To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenaged girl,
please examine your new daughter carefully.
Does she:
(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with more makeup
and less clothing?
(b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth (except
when requesting money)?
(c) Sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry?
If any of these are true, you have received the correct item. Nice try,
though.
BREAK-IN PERIOD:
When you first receive your teenaged daughter, you will initially
experience a high level of discomfort. Gradually, this discomfort will
subside, and you will merely feel traumatized.
This is the "Break-In Period," during which you are becoming accustomed
to certain behaviors that will cause you concern, anxiety, and stress.
Once you have adapted to these behaviors your teenager will start acting
even worse.
ACTIVATION:
To activate your teenaged daughter, simply place her in the vicinity of
a telephone or Instant Messanger.
No further programming is required.
SHUTDOWN:
Several hours after activation, you may desire to shut down your
teenaged daughter.
There is no way to do this.
CLEANING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER:
Having a teenaged daughter means learning the difference between the
words "clean" and "neat."
Teenaged daughters are very clean, because they take frequent showers
that last more than an hour. They will scrub themselves with expensive,
fragrant soaps which you must purchase for them because like I'm sure
I'm going to use like the same kind of soap my mom and dad use.
When they have completely drained the hot-water tank, they will step out
and wrap themselves in every towel in the bathroom, which they will
subsequently strew throughout the house.
If you ask them to pick up the towels, you are confusing "clean" with
"neat." Teenagers are very busy and do not have time to be neat. They
expect others to pick up after them. These others are called "parents."
FEEDING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER:
Your teenaged daughter requires regular meals, which must be purchased
for her at restaurants because she detests everything you eat because it
is like so disgusting.
She does not want you to accompany her to these restaurants, because
some people might see you and like I'm sure I want my friends to see me
eating dinner with my parents. Either order take-out food or just give
her the money, preferably both.
If you order pizza, never answer the doorbell because the delivery boy
might see you and oh my gawd he is so hot.
Yes, your daughter's idea of an attractive man is the pizza boy.
CLOTHING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER:
Retailers make millions of dollars a year selling stylish and frankly
sensible clothing which will look adorable on your daughter.
If you enjoy shopping, you will love the vast selections which are
available to you. Unfortunately, your teenaged daughter wants to dress
like a lap dancer.
You may be able to coerce her into putting on a cute outfit before
leaving the house, but by the time she walks in the schoolhouse door,
she will be wearing something entirely different.
OTHER MAINTENANCE:
Teenaged daughters require one of two levels of maintenance: "High," and
"Ultra High."
Your daughter is "Ultra High." This means that whatever you do won't be
enough and whatever you try won't work.
WARRANTY:
This product is not without defect because she has your genes, for
heaven's sake. If you think this is not fair, talk to your parents, who
think it is hilarious.
Your teenaged daughter will remain a teenager for as long as it takes
for her to become a woman, which in her opinion has already happened and
as far as you are concerned never really will.
If you are dissatisfied with your teenaged daughter, well, what did you
expect?
In any event, your warranty does not give you your little girl back
under any circumstances, except that deep down she's actually still
there - you just have to look for her.
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>The Cat's Bill Of Rights
1. Humans shall make no law respecting an establishment of boundaries or
prohibiting the free exercise therein, or abridging the freedom of
access, or the right to peaceful assembly. In other words: The cat is
entitled to go outside anytime s/he wants.
2. A well-carried provisional chamber, being necessary to the
fulfillment of a feline's whims, shall not be infringed. In other words:
The cat is entitled to EAT anytime s/he wants.
3. The right of the feline to be secure in their domain, and effects,
against unreasonable discomposure, shall not be violated. In other
words: The cat is entitled to SLEEP anytime s/he wants.
4. Humans shall issue no warrants or decrees or edicts as prescribed to
the demarcation of possessions or property which are in direct conflict
with right of life, liberty, and the pursuit of feline affirmation. In
other words: The cat is entitled to sleep ANYWHERE s/he wants.
5. The feline shall be immune to all criminal accusations, indictments,
and complaints. The accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and
impartial dismissal of any and all charges provided said feline's
compulsory right to obtain any or all witnesses, including character
witnesses, are obtained in his favor. In other words: Cats can do
anything they want as long as they're cute.
6. Neither serfdom, vassalage, or involuntary servitude will be
tolerated, except by said cats in proprietorship of their humans. In
other words: What I say goes. (And I can sleep on your face...)
7. No Canis familiaris shall, in time of peace or at any other time, be
quartered in any dwelling without the consent of the potentate, nor in
time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by sovereign. In other
words: No dogs in the house without my permission.
8. The right of the feline to be protected against unreasonable search
and seizures shall not be breached or infringed upon at any time or any
place. In other words: Don't disturb me when I am sleeping in a drawer.
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>Through a Rapist's Eyes (Not a Joke)
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends,
but I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends
have female friends and this information is too important to miss
someone.
Please pass it along and share it with your children.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what
they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or
other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go
after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common
targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women
who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors
around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone ,searching through
their purse, or doing other activities while walking because they are
off-guard and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between
5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery
store parking lots . Number two: is office parking lots/garages. Number
three: is public restrooms.
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman
and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry
about getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year
sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.
8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged
because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going
after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas , or
other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the
attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys
you're not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is
following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an
elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question,
like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is
so cold out here," "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their
face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you , hold out your hands in front of
you and yell STOP or STAY BACK! Most of the rapists this man talked to
said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would
not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of
it and carries it with him wherever he goes), yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY
and holding it out will be a deterrent.
13) If someone grabs you , you can't beat them with strength but you
can by outsmarting them If you are grabbed around the waist from behind,
pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit)
OR in the upperinner thigh VERY VERY HARD. One woman in a class this guy
taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to
date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out
muscle strands - the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those
places as hard as you can stand it - it hurts.
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN . I know from a
particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is
extremely painful . You might think that you'll anger the guy and make
him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of
trouble. Start causing trouble and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you , grab his first two fingers
and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down
on them as possible . The instructor did it to me without using much
pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply.Always be aware of
your surroundings , take someone with you if you can and if you see any
odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if
the guy really was trouble.
1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks
for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM Toss it away from
you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or
purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE
OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back
tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating,
working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list,
etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the
perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun
to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR
CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into
anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is
in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car
crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body
in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or parking
garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger
side floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the
passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them
into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and
the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your
car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than
dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are
horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is
especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in
100 times. And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, preferably in a zigzag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP! It may get
you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting
women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into
his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next
victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a
crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the
police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told
her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a
window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get
run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a
serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of
their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have
not verified it , but have had several calls by women saying that they
hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ----This
should be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned
on America's Most Wanted. .
I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a
life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to
send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives,
sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
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...Great Advice! Thanks Jo Ann!
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Here's a great joke that I heard the other day and it
really had me laughing out loud.
Q: Why did the projector blush?
A: It saw the filmstrip.
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>You Know alcohol should be served at work because...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a
hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what
management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,
you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather
come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrass-
ing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to
relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a
couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet
Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
"gross."
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common
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Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable
deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take
responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.
HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the
senior citizens who took:
The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.
And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance
from personal relationships and interactions with others!!
And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism,
and remember those who have fought and died for our country.
Does anyone under the age of 50 know the lyrics to the Star Spangled
Banner?
What about the last verse of My Country 'tis of Thee?
"Our father's God to thee,
Author of liberty,
To Thee we sing.
Long may our land be bright,
With freedom's Holy light.
Protect us by Thy might,
Great God our King."
Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and
pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with
their hand over their hearts!
YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
I'm a walking storeroom of facts..... I've just
lost the key to the storeroom door.
Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am
having the time of my life!
Now if I could only remember who sent this to me,
I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send
it to many more too!
Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.
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...TeeHee! Good Advice! Thanks PatDeE!
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>U.S. (Left-Wing) Liberals beware
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are
prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be
required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields
at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield ,
whose acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold, exhausted
and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range
chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a
chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he
said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much
that they wouldn't give any milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive
them across the border where they are simply left to fend for
themselves.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of imported drinking water They did have a nice little Napa
Valley cabernet, though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumours
have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps
where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR
races.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the
border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to
buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young
vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began
stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry
Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If
they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we
become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael
Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the
Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How
many art-history majors does one country need?"
In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada ,
Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that
the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close
to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and
Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered
species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out,"
he said.
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...HaHa! What a funny! Thanks PatDeE!
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>HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober
since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer..
Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever
way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated
in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house.. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her
a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as
well sweep the driveway."
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and
slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was
blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into
the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up
to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
"The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify
my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go
home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application..
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office...
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "WoW! Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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