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Group email address:
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week to entertain you and our fellow Christian families. If
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year! So Please - I need your help today!
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I am very pleased to announced we have 2 returning sponsors
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You can always be assured that I only go with the best for you!
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>2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our first Flaming Hot new page is from our friends PatDeE and
John-Paul. Our society is full of blunders and mistakes that
simply prove we are human. This'll give some smiles and perhaps
some chuckles for your day as you check out this latest in a
series of funny accidents. Be sure to give it a couple minutes
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Our 2nd too hot to handle new page is from our friends Linda,
LouiseAu and Geniann. This one is for those who like fun trivia
games. It's time to put on your thinking caps and see how many
of these super popular movies you can find in one giant picture!
I was surprised that even I was able to find some. It also has
a very special 1943 MGM photo of 65 movie stars. You'll be
amazed at how young many of your favorites are here. Can you name
them? Have fun and be sure to watch the video and see how many
old TV shows you can name just by hearing their theme song! Check
this fun page out here:
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Hollywood Movie Quiz!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hollywoodquiz.html
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other
went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it
but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and
started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty
fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with
every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and
fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling
into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend
inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
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>Business one-liners
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing,
and able to lay down your life for his country.
A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will
always find new sense.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
March 8 is Be Nasty Day, International (Working) Women's Day and
National Proofreading Day
March 9 is Barbie Day, Get Over It Day and Panic Day
March 10 is International Day of Awesomeness, International Find a
Pay Phone Booth Day and Middle Name Pride Day
March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day, Popcorn Lover's Day and Worship
of Tools Day
March 12 is Girl Scouts Day and Plant a Flower Day
March 13 is Ear Muff Day, Genealogy Day, International Fanny Pack
Day, Jewel Day and Smart & S%xy Day
March 14 is Daylight Savings begins at 2:a.m., Learn about
Butterflies Day, National Potato Chip Day, and National Pi Day -
Why today? Because today is 3.14, the value of Pi.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer
asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute
of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The engineer replied, "In the region of $250,000 a year, depending
on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package
of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental,
company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company
car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The interviewer replies, "Yes, but you started it."
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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so
happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has
been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb
the walls if you came to visit us again."
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"Look, Charlie," the coach said, "you know the principles of good
sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn't allow temper
tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language."
"Yes sir, I understand."
"Good, Charlie. Now, would you please explain that to your father?"
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An accountant, an engineer and a statistician were interviewing for
a job. Each of them were asked the same question at the conclusion
of the interview: what is 4 x 5?
The engineer replied 20.000 with a 100% certainty factor.
The statistician answered that the sample size was too small to make
any reliable conclusions.
The accountant looked around, leaned over the desk, and in a whisper
asked, "what do you want it to be?"
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On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack
over it upon which was written: "Broken."
A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in
the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer
began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a
nearby building.
"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter.
"There's plenty of time left!"
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A man stops by his local florist shop to buy flowers for his new
girlfriend for Valentine's Day. He asks the proprietor, "You know
the expression, 'You should say it with flowers'?"
"How about three dozen of my finest roses?" the florist asks.
"Make it a half dozen roses," the man answers. "I'm a man of few
words."
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A blonde lady checks into a hotel for the first time in her life and
goes up to her room. Five minutes later, she calls the desk and
claims, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?"
The desk clerk answers, "Madam, that's absurd. Have you looked for
the door?"
The blonde replies, "Well, there's one door that leads to the
bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And
there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'do not disturb' sign
on it."
The desk clerk replies, "That's it. The 'Do not disturb' sign is
supplied by the hotel -- in case you decide to do something and
don't wish to be interrupted."
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Purely by coincidence, I ran into my husband in our local grocery
store. Tom was carrying a beautiful pink azalea.
I joked, "That better be for me,"
From behind, a woman's voice was heard, saying: "It is now..."
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A dark piece of meat in the creamed chicken and biscuits prompted
the three-year-old to screech suddenly, "There's something in my
dinner!"
Her older, wiser four-year-old brother leaned over, studied her
plate and, after a bit of hesitation he calmly replied, "It won't
hurt you. It's a worm. The chicken ate it..."
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Joan invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
their six-year-old daughter and asked, "Would you like to say the
blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
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why on earth did I invite all these crazy people to dinner?"
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Two Newfounders are sightseeing in Toronto. They decide to call
it a day and go for a drink. They enter this flashy looking bar
with a mirrored wall along one side and flashing lights everywhere.
They sit themselves at the bar and one Newfoundler looks up in the
direction of the mirrored wall and says to his friend. "Hey Bob, it
looks like there are a couple of down home boys just like us sitting
at the other end of this bar."
"Well then, John," said the other, "go on over and offer them a
drink."
As John leaves to offer the drink, Bob shouts out. "Hey John, sit
down again. I think they're coming over to buy us one."
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>A Classic: Hollywood Squares:
These great questions and answers are from the days when
'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous,
not scripted, as they are now.
Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard?
it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water
long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how
high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably
a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party
and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and
ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I
Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a
twenty.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next
apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with
your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter,
and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you
going to get any during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing
strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at
nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the
closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the
bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What
will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give
birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of
the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with
getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what
is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't
neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on
his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife
or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its s&x?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in
them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What
are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never
do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
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...LMAO! Great comedians - where are our great comedians now?
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March is here, and spring is right around the corner!
Hooray! Now is the time to start thinking about
planting a vegetable garden. Growing your own veg isn't
just a good way to save money, its also a great way to
cut down your carbon footprint and be eco-friendly.
Don't have any outside space? Windowsill boxes are a
great way to brighten up your view, filter the air coming
into your home and offer plenty of space for herbs and
small vegetable patches.
* Save Excess Bacon Fat
It's almost un-American to throw away bacon fat. Store
the useful (if admittedly unhealthy) stuff in an airtight
aluminum or stainless steel container in the freezer, and
use it to make corn bread or fry eggs or potatoes.
You can also use bacon fat instead of oil in a spinach
salad: Combine two parts bacon fat to three parts balsamic
vinegar. Add one part vegetable oil to the mix if you like
a less pungent dressing.
* Wipe your bedside table each morning
Keep wipes near your bedside table, and give your bedside
table a quick wipe when picking up your phone in the
morning. That's one less chore to tackle on the weekend.
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Winter brings dry air to the home which makes it easier
for dust to go airborne. What's the simple fix you ask?
Keep your home's humidity level at about 40-50% (most
humidifiers allow you to set a specific humidity
percentage).
Not only will it make your home feel more comfortable,
it will also help weight down dust particles so they
can't spread all over your home.
Just make sure not to go over 60% humidity because too
much moisture creates the ideal environment for icky
dust mites.
* Kick off dirt at the door just by clicking your heels.
We track dirt on our shoes all throughout the day, which
makes up about 60% of the dust in our home!
Just by tapping your shoes together three times on your
doormat before you enter is shown to shake off 40% of the
dirt collected. That's a huge chunk!
* Keep your blinds clean with a citrus 'shield'
Blinds and baseboards attract dust because the air
circulates more easily around them, thanks to drafts
and heating.
Wipe them down with a cloth dampened with a solution
made of one part lemon juice to two parts warm water.
The acid in the lemons form a barrier that prevents dust
from settling and also blocks static electricity, so dust
will be repelled in the first place.
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Cold, dry winter weather can cause hassles with your
wardrobe. From static cling in your comfy fleece to
those annoying static shocks. These clever tips will
solve those annoying, little problems in minutes with
nothing more than what you already have in your home!
* Soften itchy wool with conditioner
Nothing keeps you as cozy as a wool scarf or sweater, but
the fibers can be scratchy on your skin. Try hair
conditioner! Simply dampen the garment and gently massage
about 1/3 cup of hair conditioner into the fibers. Let it
soak about 10 minutes then rinse. The conditioner will
soften the fibers just like it does your hair, making the
wool gentler on your skin.
* Cure static with hand lotion
The last thing you want when you curl up in your comfy
clothes is static shock zapping you. Luckily, the fix for
these winter zingers is right in your bathroom. Just rub
a little hand lotion on the inside of your clothes to
relax the fabric and diffuse static. A quick swipe of
lotion adds moisture that neutralizes shocks. No lotion?
Slide a slightly damp paper towel over your clothes. The
moisture will neutralize the charge.
* Protect suede with a tea light candle
You love wearing your favorite suede shoes, but hate the
idea of weather damage? Grab a candle! Gently rub the
cold candle wax - be sure to use a white candle - over
your shoes, creating a thin, even coating. You shoes will
be white, but don't panic. Take a blow-dryer and heat the
layer of wax until it dries clear, creating a weatherproof
coating.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Justice With Judge Jeanine – 3/6/21 | Fox News
https://one-news.net/justice-with-judge-jeanine-%E2%80%93-3621-fox-news/
CDC Blasted over Absurd Guidelines for Vaccinated Americans /
Joe Biden Takes a Pass on Calling for Governor Cuomo to Resign
/ Rare Glimpse into the Mind of Chinese Communist Party Shows a
Very New World Order / Leftists Now Wondering Why They Disbanded
Anti-Violence Unit in Portland Police / Minimum Wage Increase to
$15 Rejected by Democrat Controlled Senate / Cuomo’s “Ethics
Expert” Caught Red Handed Doctoring Data / REPORT: Clinton’s
Bagman is Going to Spill the Beans on Epstein’s Island
https://reliablenewsnow.com/
This Democrat Governor is Now Under Investigation for a Shocking
“Secret Deal” And More:
https://deepstatejournal.com/
NYC Mayor’s Suggestion Turning Entire City Into THE PURGE! / New
Biden Rule DIRECTLY Targeting Your Wives And Daughters!
http://2020conservative.com/
ALERT: What Auditors Found In The Dumpsters PROVES That Biden
Stole The Whole Thing!
https://tinyurl.com/ykpmnf9n
MSM DEAD SILENT Over Violent Murder Of Unarmed White Woman! /
ALERT: Massive Islamic Terror Network Has Been BUSTED! /
Government CAUGHT Using COVID Funding To Finance Mass Orgies!
https://threepercenternation.com/
Latest From AFA:
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Students For Life
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Latest From OperationRescue:
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Latest Product Alert:
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>From BizarreNews:
Problem: you're a woman who's about to go to jail and you
know you're going to need something to protect yourself
with on the inside, but you also know you're going to be
strip searched by the police. What do you do? What do you
do? If you're the woman in today's story you sacrifice a
little comfort for safety.
A 39-year-old Missouri woman who was arrested on drug and
weapons charges had a small revolver hidden in a body
cavity that went undetected during a strip search and two
pat downs, police report.
The four-inch .22 caliber firearm was discovered among the
personal belongings of Amy Natasha Wilhite, who was booked
into the facility following her arrest by the Columbia
Police Department.
A "thorough pat search" at the jail followed by a strip
search failed to reveal the 5-shot revolver. It was not
until 17 days after Wilhite's incarceration that jailers
discovered the firearm.
Investigators believe that Wilhite had the gun concealed
in her privates upon entering the jail, and that she
"removed the firearm from her body and concealed it within
her personal belongings" after the search.
The discovery of the gun resulted in Wilhite being charged
with another felony for allegedly introducing a weapon
into a correctional facility. Police have not revealed
whether the gun was loaded.
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This is what you get when you go to the Internet for help.
When the Minnesota Department of Transportation bought
eight new snowplows they decided to let the public name
them, because even a faceless, souless government
bureaucracy thrives on publicity you get from naming
snowplows. Well, they got what they deserved. The online
poll received more than 122,000 votes, and the the eight
names receiving the most votes were announced winners.
Number 8 was 'The Truck Formerly Known As Plow' and they
get worse from there.
In February, the state's department of transportation
released the 50 finalist names it narrowed down from the
more than 22,000 initial submissions. After the voting
concluded, the eight names receiving the most votes were
announced winners.
They are, in order of vote totals:
8. The Truck Formerly Known As Plow
7. Darth Blader
6. F. Salt Fitzgerald
5. Snowbi Wan Kenobi
4. Plow Bunyan
3. Duck Duck Orange Truck
2. Ope, Just Gonna Plow Right Past Ya
1. Plowy McPlowFace
The eight MnDOT districts will be formally naming their
plows on their various social media accounts over the next
month.
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...Now we know how we got Biden.
*--- Australian man runs 16 hour Marathon ---*
An Australian athlete broke a world record when he ran a
marathon in 16 hours and 12 minutes -- while pulling a
1.6-ton truck. Corey Phillpott, 23, of Glenbrook, pulled
the 3,300-pound Ford Ranger truck for a distance of 26.2
miles through Jamison Park in Penrith, New South Wales,
to take the new world record title for the World's
Strongest Marathon. Phillpott's time of 16 hours and 12
minutes was enough to beat the previous record of 17
hours, which was held by U.S. athlete Justin True. "I've
got no injuries, I feel great, I'll go for a run
tomorrow," Phillpott said after the attempt. Phillpott
said he wanted to pull a truck because he was inspired by
Ross Edgley, the British man who set the original World's
Strongest Marathon title while pulling a truck in 2016.
He finished with a time of 19 hours and 36 minutes.
*--- It's machete season in Minneapolis again ---*
A 32-year-old Eagan woman is accused of threatening
neighbors with a machete and cutting wires inside a utility
box last week, resulting in 50 or more people being without
phone or internet service, according to charges filed in
Dakota County. Kathryn Joyce is charged with threats of
violence and first-degree criminal damage to property.
According to the complaint, officers were dispatched to
Meadowlark Court in Eagan and located a woman, later
identified as Joyce, who was screaming. There, an employee
of the area's internet and telephone provider told police
that Joyce had damaged the utility box. Joyce is also
accused of approaching a neighbor's house while swinging a
machete. The victims asked police to standby while they
gathered some belongings from their house. Joyce then
approached their vehicle swinging a baseball bat, according
to the complaint, and was arrested shortly after.
*--- Brotherly love ---*
Authorities in Virginia say that a man has been arrested
after dousing his brother with kerosene and trying to set
him on fire. The Martinsville Bulletin reported that Larry
Darnell Tatum, 69, of Patrick Springs has been charged with
attempted first-degree murder. Patrick County Sheriff Dan
Smith said Tatum was arrested and jailed without bond after
an altercation between him and brother Rickie Tatum, 64, at
Larry Tatum's home. Police had received a 911 call before
responding to Tatum's home. Authorities said that Larry
Tatum allegedly poured kerosene on his brother "and made
attempts to ignite the kerosene." The investigation is
continuing.
*--- Dr. Seuss Racist ---*
Six Dr. Seuss books including "And to Think That I Saw
It on Mulberry Street" and "If I Ran the Zoo" will stop
being published because of racist and insensitive
imagery, the business that preserves and protects the
author's legacy said. "These books portray people in
ways that are hurtful and wrong," Dr. Seuss Enterprises
told The Associated Press in a statement that coincided
with the late author and illustrator's birthday.
"Ceasing sales of these books is only part of our
commitment and our broader plan to ensure Dr. Seuss
Enterprises' catalog represents and supports all
communities and families," it said. Dr. Seuss is adored
by millions around the world for the positive values in
many of his works, but criticism has grown in recent
years over the way Blacks, Asians and others are drawn
in some of his most beloved children's books.
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Why are we worried about depicting people in an offensive way?
I mean really. We all know farmers wear old dirty overhauls.
And who wouldn't recognize a Texan if you saw him? He'd be
wearing leather boots with or without spurs, tight faded blue
jeans, big belt buckle and a 10 gallon hat! And they all carry
a gun. New York men wear three-piece suits and the women wear
dresses with spiked heels. Of course those in CA and Florida all
wear shorts and casual T-shirts or bathing suits. Those from
Hawaii wear bright, bold, colorful flower shirts with shorts and
sandals - or at least the tourists are dressed that way. We often
get these stereotypes from the people themselves. Not offensive.
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With more than 90% of the rice being consumed by Asians, it just
seems normal to depict them as we see them - with chopsticks when
eating and a straw hat. Not racist unless you are a racist and
thinking that way about others.
Check out Etsy - California based company currently has over 200
Asian Oriental style hats for sale. I guess they are hurtful too.
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That's it! I have had enough! Mr. Potato Head is no more!
Last week, according to reports, Hasbro announced it's eliminating
the "Mr." from the name of its popular Potato Head toys to offer
children a gender neutral way to play.
While the brand name of the toy will no longer feature the title
"Mr.," Hasbro said it will still sell individual Mr. and Mrs. toys
under the gender-neutral Potato Head banner.
The initiative coincides with the launch of a new Potato Head
family toy, which includes two large potato bodies, one small
potato body and 42 accessories to create characters of children's
choosing.
"Hasbro is making sure all feel welcome in the Potato Head world by
officially dropping the Mr. from the Mr. Potato Head brand name and
logo to promote gender equality and inclusion," Hasbro said in a
statement.
The new Potato Family Pack "will celebrate the many faces of
families allowing kids to imagine and create their own Potato Head
family."
Hasbro said the rebranding will feature "more inclusive messaging"
and products to "appeal to the modern consumer."
Well, what about people that don't have families? That not
inclusive. Why aren't they inclusiving them?
And what about people without heads - like those that canceled
Mr. P? What about their inclusitism?
What about those that can't enjoy carbs? How are they being
inclusivised?
So if this has become the norm then I guess we'd better inform
Mrs. Dash, Mr. Coffee, Mrs. Buttersworth, The Pep Boys, American
Girl, Mr. Bucket, The Lady BIC Razor, Mr. Clean, Dick's Sporting
Goods, Hooters, Swiss Miss, Manwich - and that's just for starters.
Where does it end?
And I'm sure that Hasbro did all of this out of the kindness of
their hearts, not because they wanted to take advantage of a
specific group of folks that have yet to relinquish their
hard-earned cash to them, or the fact that the Mr. Potato Head
brand name was most likely hurting a bit during the pandemic and
they needed a "new" product to go out to replenish their profits.
Bunch of corporate hacks! If they had any balls - Sorry, non-
descript genitalia - Hasbro would change their name to - Has-sibling.
Plus, does anyone know what kind of junk potatoes are packing? Maybe
we should just mind our own damn business!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do my part by heading to my
former "Man-Cave" and enjoy some french fries.
Groaningly yours,
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...Silly huh? I saw on FB one of my friends said that since we
aren't allowed to use gender or color descriptions then Mr.
President and First Lady at the White House will now be referred
to as those two idiots at The House.
Works for me. ;)
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>I Have Contacts
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see
her license.
After looking it over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates
here on your license that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.
"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer.
"You're getting a ticket."
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>I Got A Cookbook
Two bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from
politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything
with it."
"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way --
"Take a clean dish..."
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>My Teacher Is Crazy
Son: "My math teacher is crazy".
Mother: "Why?"
Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is
telling us that five is 3 + 2."
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Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a
point or more?
Doctor: Sell!
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A: So if they make a mistake, no one will know who did it.
Q: How do you kill a circus troupe?
A: Go for the juggler.
Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?
A: It megahertz.
Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
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it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner
for six rolls.
"Your wife must love these rolls," he said.
"How do you know these are for my wife?" I asked.
"Because I'm pretty sure your mother would send you out in
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One woman was talking to her friend, "You should listen to
my neighbor," she says. "She is always bad-mouthing her
poor husband behind his back. I think that's so rude. Look
at me! My husband is fat, lazy, stupid and cheap; but have
you ever heard me say a bad word about him?"
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When I was around 4 years old, I was biting my nails
pretty badly and my mother showed me a picture of a child
with a very swollen belly due to malnutrition. "That will
happen to you if you keep biting your nails," she told me.
Later that week we were in the supermarket standing in line
at the checkout counter behind a lady who was obviously 9
months pregnant. I pointed to her and, in a very loud voice,
said, "We know what she has been doing don't we mommy?"
Have you ever seen your mother try to crawl under a cash
register and hide?
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"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
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a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are
crying, send me your tears. I love you."
He replied, "I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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A wife asked her husband, "Honey, could you please run to
the store and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs,
get a dozen."
A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk
cartons.
Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife
asked, "Why the hell did you buy so much milk?"
Her husband said, "They had eggs."
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>TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 50s, 60s and 70s!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked
and/or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from
a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with
bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or
cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets,
not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or
air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always
a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one
bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank
soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight
because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as
long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot
the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times,
we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no
video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video
tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no
personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat
rooms...WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found
them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth
and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms
did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up
games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were
told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked
on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and
talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the
team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with
disappointment. Imagine that!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law
was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-
takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past
50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new
ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL.
And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
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- If it's all the same to you I won't be coming to work. The voices
told me to clean all the guns today.
- When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my
Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
- I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half
back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time
continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was
able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power
source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously
rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I
will be in late, or early.
- My stigmata's acting up.
- I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous
boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. Ok?
- I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we
have that deadline to meet...
- I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Wal-Mart
- Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and,
hey, how about them Skins, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I
help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with AT&T, but thank you for
calling.
- Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
- I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I
shouldn't come in to work knowing my employee records may now contain
false information.
- The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me
this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.
- The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
- I prefer to remain an enigma.
- My mother-in-law has come back as one of the undead and we must
track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give
her eternal peace. One day should do it.
- I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that my
house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for
helicopter transportation.
- I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
- I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.
- My wife makes more money than I do, so I have to stay at home with
our sick son.
- I refuse to travel to my job in the District until there is a
commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair share.
- I'm feeling a little disgruntled this morning. You sure I should
come in?
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with gator-skin boots. She always wanted a pair so she
went to a whole bunch of stores to find some.
Everywhere she went the boots were too expensive so she
said "that's it, I'm gonna kill an alligator and get my
own boots"
The person working there said "I'd like to see that
done!" so he watches her and she is at a beach with a
shot gun and she waits for a while.
After about 5 minutes a 9-foot-long alligator comes up
and she shoots it. she drags it to the shore where she
has at least 8 more dead gators.
After turning it over she said "Darn! this one doesn't
have boots either!"
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Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a
new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go
join a convent?
The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.
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During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud
whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified.
She pinched him into silence, and after church asked: "Gary,
whatever made you do such a thing?"
Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle...
and He just then did!"
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>Ever wonder why?
How come you press harder on a remote- control
when you know the battery is dead?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on
money they already know you don't have?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations? You know how most packages say "Open here"...
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck
together?
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you
ask them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you while
you're waiting for an elevator presses the already lit "up"
button -- as though he somehow has magical powers that
you didn't when you pressed it the first time?
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A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the
local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.
He decided to seek compensation for his ailment.
Upon his arrival at the workers' compensation department, he is
interviewed by an assessor.
Assessor: I see you work with radio-active materials and wish
to claim compensation.
Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick.
Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to
protect you from radiation poisoning?
Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job.
Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive?
Trucker: Oh yeah. That's lead lined, all lead lined.
Assessor: What about the waste itself? Where is that kept?
Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead.
Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight. You wear a lead
suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the radio-active waste is
kept in a lead container.
Trucker: Yeah, that?s right. All lead.
Assessor: Then I can't see how you could claim against him for
radiation poisoning.
Trucker: I'm not. I claiming for lead poisoning.
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>Signs That You Have Had Too Much Tech
-- You try to enter your password on the microwave.
-- You now think of three espresso's as "getting wasted."
-- You no longer own a real deck of cards. Solitaire, spades,
and hearts are all played on your smart phone
-- Every commercial has a web-site address at the bottom of
the screen.
-- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
-- You buy a smart phone and a week later it is out of date.
-- The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit,
to make a purchase is foreign to you.
-- You text your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
and he texts you back "What's for dinner?"
-- Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
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>From our Friend Karen :)
Hidden Inside The Rings Of This Old Tree Is A Very Peculiar Song
Artist Bartholomäus Traubeck once noticed that the lines in a cross-
section of a tree bore a striking resemblance to a vinyl record. In his
art piece entitled, "Years," Traubeck uses this to his advantage,
creating a beautiful, but very eerie song with a custom record player
and a slice of a tree trunk. This definitely made me shiver a little.
The way the music is created actually involves a lot of cool gadgets.
Using a Playstation Eye Camera, the record player takes in data from
the rings of the tree trunk and relays it to a computer. The computer
then uses a program called Ableton Live to translate the rings into
music, with the instrument of choice being a piano. Although the tree
itself isn't musical, the process involved in creating "Years" is like
a translation, taking something physical and turning it into sound.
While you can't chop down a tree and slap it on your dad's old record
player, "Years" is an incredible way to see nature in a whole new way.
Hearing something so beautiful come out of a plant that we see every
day really shows us that there is more to everything that meets the
eye... Even if we have to dig a little deeper to find it.
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called 'New Yorker milkshake' which comes topped with
whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means the
next topping you'll get is a coffin lid." -Seth Meyers
"Astronomers say they now know the approximate weight of
the Milky Way. They found this out by adding 10 pounds
to the Milky Way's weight on its Tinder profile."
-Conan O'Brien
"A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a Krispy
Kreme doughnut truck and leading police on a high-speed
chase. The police charged him with one count of grand
theft irony." -Jimmy Fallon
"A survey by the national retail foundation said that some
people even give their fish Valentine's Day gifts. A good
way to tell that you've lost your mind is if you give your
fish a Valentine's Day gift." --Jimmy Kimmel
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